Wolfenstein 2: 7 Outrageous Gadgets We Want Right Now (Sponsored Content)

[@Trelander84]

I love how clear you guys are with your sponsored content. That's why we come back

[@undizz1]

The ability for BJ to squeeze himself through a small space is easily explained. BJ is a mouse, if he can get his head through an opening the body can follow.

[@voodoominerman]

They actually had to remove all of his bones after he was blown up at the end of New Order. Because of this, he can squeeze his body through any space that can fit his teeth.

[@MuffinHunterX]

BJ Mousekewitz: An American Tale.

[@GunlessSnake]

THAT TURNS HIM INTO A MOUSE, IT'S GENIUS!

[@2MeterLP]

Giant robot dogs still make more sense than cramming a bodybuilder through a tiny pipe without him becoming minced meat

[@anneyoder1157]

Riesenfriese ikr

[@2MeterLP]

Robot dogs actually make sense. Boston Dynamics is developing actual robot dogs for the military. Though they are more normal dog size and are for carrying stuff instead of killing.

[@timothymclean]

Riesenfriese Despite the name, Big Dog is more like a little mule. Without a head.

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Modustollens1 Just don't diss any-size robot dog, or their owner. Doesn't matter if they breathe fire or not. Unless you're Elton John. Go ahead. Do as you please. Except for collaborating with enemy British secret agents.

[@shadow3675]

Shorty Shorty hmm work with British agents or stick with a crazy drug lord...

[@GhengisJohn]

I really like the microwave emitters! In the old days if you wanted to cook a Nazi it took a good 40 or 50 minutes.

[@LadySilversong]

Yeah, trying to use an ark is just too messy.

[@domlocke3845]

Not mention that even after almost a full hour, you'd still have parts of the Nazi that were somehow still cold.

[@thomasallen9974]

I still prefer a good slow roasted Nazi, their tears of pain and agony really season the meat. Mmmmh those sweet sweet tears.

[@aNytmare]

Bobsleds? What about Hoverbikes??? They are infintely cooler than cars or motorcycles! Thats just maths!

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

So you don't love The Leader anymore? Who do you love now?

[@bobnewbie8262]

Obviously, "the coolest ride would have no wheels" She's clearly referring to Horsen Wells, the COOLEST RIDE EVER!

[@mintcoffee6030]

Thank you for being upfront about sponsored content

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

They have to be, it's the law.

[@shishaceo5204]

It's the law.

[@anneyoder1157]

Modustollens1 and 20x in the video

[@PianoDisneygal10]

I was looking for that one person. There's always at least one that comments how great Oxbox is at letting us know when their content is sponsored.

[@SparkysBarelyMusic]

probably don't want to get owned like tomska did, with the Orios fiasco

[@henry2336]

The thing I like about outsidexbox is they make it both obvious it’s sponsored content and also content worth watching. Not many other channels do that.

[@l0stndamned]

Something about the phrase "a cloud of former fascist" amuses me more than it should.

[@jesseclark7105]

Almost as good as "A floating city full of sky racists."

[@ayanhaider303]

"Come down with a bad case of being blown up?" What, was he hanging around Mike again?

[@mistformsquirrel]

Let's be honest, if this game had racecars, it would be Mike: The Game; or at least pretty close to it. "Stealth? Who needs stealth. EXPLOSIONS!"

[@domlocke3845]

He was after the explosion...

[@Karan-Aujla]

Lets see what new weapon Jane lusts after this time.

[@Karan-Aujla]

Slew One World?what do you think Jane is?A rookie?She just wants the universe(and a couple of other universes too)

[@thomasallen9974]

Oh please, she has been there done that. She owns at least 18 multiverses right now. She just does OxBox as an amusing side gig.

[@Karan-Aujla]

Slew One Your words ring true my freind.

[@gqphoenixclops3056]

BJ is ready to bring back Duel Monsters with that Big Wheel.

[@jacob41995]

Are you suggesting CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

[@gqphoenixclops3056]

jacob41995 such a preposterous theory I know

[@gqphoenixclops3056]

jacob41995 maybe the New Colossus is really the Nazis awakening the Crimson Dragon!?

[@VoidlessHue]

You know a channel is good when they make no mention of how "great the game is" in a sponsored video. Also, they made it REALLY clear that it's a sponsored video. Love you guys

[@coyoteartist]

The motorbike is actually something that exists. The Monowheel was first patented in 1896. The Monocycle, a motor powered version was actually first tested in 1932 in the UK. Kerry McLean who has been building them since 1971, created a version which is powered by a V8 motor.

[@davidwit7749]

Battlewalker: Ellen is particularly looking forward to this one Constrictor harness: Will help you fit though tight spaces! Warning: The resulting broken bones and internal bleeding may decrease your combat efficiency Monocycle: All I can see is the "It" from that one episode of South Park. Also, the perfect wheelless vehicle for escaping nuclear explosions is actually a refrigerator not a bobsled.

[@oldmansharples9700]

I find it hard to believe that despite BJ being comatose in both games for years the Nazis never manage to find him. What is he? Some kind of Coma Chameleon?

[@2MeterLP]

Im not sure about the motorbike. Not being abled to look forward seems a bit inconvenient.

[@Furko08]

Riesenfriese there is no place for convenience in the lifes of cool people

[@2MeterLP]

I still question how cool you look if you have to lean to the side the whole time to see the road.

[@timothymclean]

It's a perfect bike for Bill Clinton. He can't look forward, nor backwards, but he _can_ look around, twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. ...Maybe that was Kodos.

[@src248]

They also can't brake as the wheel has enough momentum to cause the engine/rider to start rolling with the wheel instead of the wheel slowing down.

[@kriskater]

Ahh it would need a mounted camera for extra safety.

[@jruonti]

A panzerkätzchen would be awesome too. Alltho I think it would just sod off when you need it.

[@realism_logic]

I love that idea. And I'd love to hear them trying to say that.

[@jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071]

Nah, it wouldn't be totally useless- but it would definitely NOT help when it doesn't want to- so probably still not the most reliable panzertier.

[@andymcp4752]

Stilts cant turn the tide of battle? Ha! try telling that to fearsome Daredevil villan Stilt man! Yeah.. youre scared now!!!...

[@anneyoder1157]

Andy Mcp lol

[@warbossbonesmasha3751]

Andy Mcp terror Billy

[@warbossbonesmasha3751]

Sacho Man Mandy Ravage ?

[@chiefr9627]

Tall Boys don't mess around

[@keltar2007]

Andy Mcp Yay! Jane's voice is back!

[@timothymclean]

The Ram Shackle reminds me of the new Doom's movement and melee mechanics. That, in turn, makes me imagine some engineer watching Doomguy rip demons apart with his bare hands and trying to figure out how he can get someone to do that.

[@Wolfram1045]

Alternate title: 7 cool things you can use to kill Nazis

[@Hellwyck]

1. Intelligence.

[@tanyagrzez]

dracosfire7 if you can't, you're not trying hard enough

[@xmm-cf5eg]

Was waiting for somebody to say an Antifa bike-lock, kek.

[@Kj16V]

2. Kindness Or a giant robot dog

[@tysonbell3524]

I like how you guys let us know it's sponsored and still give us great quality content

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

God damn it... when the title for the Number 2 spot came up I thought it said " Battle Wanker "

[@alx-cc9gl]

Telescopic power stilts: Why do I have to immediately think of Ellen? 😉

[@rhynlock11]

she may be able to talk to Luke face to face

[@Skorpys365]

Just imagine... Ellen would no longer have to forc...ask Luke to get stuff from the top shelf! I hope she never uses the shrink-thing though, as I fear she would end up in the collection cabinet.

[@NGMonocrom]

Good news! The mono-bike exists in our world! Bad news: It's not being made commercially and doesn't go nearly as fast as it should.

[@JStryker47]

Figures.

[@Furko08]

NGMonocrom it also kind of sucks. But it's pretty cool so that doesn't really matter

[@jesseclark7105]

Kerry McLean has a V-8 mono-bike that maxes at 57 mph. Current speed record is 61 mph. That's not bad.

[@odubhagain7225]

Did I hear Supersoldier! One of my favorite gaming memories was fighting against the Supersoldier in Return to Castle Wolfeinstein. Sure its easy to beat for me now, but at age 5 or 6 it was pretty difficult.

[@SolusDarkcoat]

The suit doesn't give you any of those abilities. You gain those later when you lose the suit.

[@kristopher7569]

I might remember the Panzerhunds?! I can't get a night's sleep without remembering the damn Panzerhunds!!!

[@noahfranke467]

excuse me, it is "Panzerhunde" :P

[@dylanmcbride6768]

the last one is initially the general grevious bike

[@beholdnonsense5100]

dyl mcbride I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@ValkyrieLadyK]

B.J. butchers Nazis almost as horribly as Jane butchered the pronunciation of "Da'at Yichud." ;)

[@GhengisJohn]

Why does that me picture Rich Boy?

[@jesseclark7105]

"This Motorbike" is a real motorcycle design. It's called the monowheel, and a guy named Kerry McLean built one with a V-8 in 2001. It's called the Rocket Roadster Monocycle, and it's awesome.

[@juladrake9890]

I love it, when english speakers try to pronounce german words

[@realism_logic]

It made me smile like a little kid. :)

[@Hellwyck]

Anyone can pronounce German if they've formally taught it.

[@MercenaryFox]

It's a dead language anyway useless too. Chinese and spanish are way more usefull.

[@realism_logic]

Dead language?! Excuse me, but all the Germans still speak German. So how can it be a dead language?

[@xmm-cf5eg]

He considers it a dead language because Merkel is destroying your Country. I wouldn't say the LANGUAGE is dead, so much as german civil rights.

[@grantbones8233]

Am I the only one to chuckle a bit everytime BJ was mentioned? What a name!

[@SNAKEpphair]

If you get Ellen the Battle Walker, she would finally know what its like for the rest of us!

[@MichaelADoesIndeedHaveACat]

Microwave traps? I'm pretty sure that's called a spoon.

[@darrengatisty7035]

I was kinda hoping, you would show off some of your incredible German "blending in" skills. You know: "Eins Icecream please...bitte"

[@ThePonz87]

Tallboys may not agree with you about the 'stilts can turn the tide of battle' part.. at least, not after meeting Corvo.. :|

[@ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna]

ThePonz87 how crazy would it be if corvo and bj somehow met up with one another.Imagine the two of them against the Nazi regime...they'd probably cripple it overnight

[@timothybecker6410]

Well, i am currently figureing out how the Suit works. Already made a better design for the Stilts. The Suit certainly has a Internal Exoskeleton with a indirect neural link, the Bulletresistantness can be easily archived with a Compound Weave made of Carbon Fibre, Kevlar and Polyester (Movement!) and the Radiation resistance can be archived with Lead, Hexagons is a great choice but i'd rather recomend Triangles. All of this Connected to a basic strapframe the most parts of the Suit (Exept the ability to compress down to a aprox. 5cm thick plate) can be archived fairly niceley. In theory. The Ram Shackles operate on Artifical Muscles wich already exist and if further Researched and Improved on can do exactly that aslong it follows an external Force Dampening Exoskeleton. This can be like the Stilts also realy easily integrated to the Mentioned suit. Only a Few Modifications to the Exokeleton and the base frame is set for additional punching strength. And if so to be desired Strong electromagnets can be Attached to the Feets and Hands to allow to climb across Magnetic Surfaces more Easily. This would get much more Bulky though, with that i'd recomend to have these as Seperate Attachments instead of being Build in. (All of this would realy start to hit on Energy so either a Tiny Nuclear Reactor or something should be a good idea too) The Restrictor-Something would break your Ribs and Hurt your Internal Organs so i highly unrecomend using these, unless you want to die a Realy Painful and slow Death. The Human Body is already packed Tightly at most Places full of Organic Matter, all of them with varying density, Strength (Both Compressive and Tensile) and some thing you'd rather not want to compress too much like your Heart as a Compressed Heart would be bad for your Circulatory Blood System as in a sense, it would stop pumping. You'd loose consiousness after a few Seconds and die shortly after, if the sudden extreme rise of Blood Pressure wouln't already do exactly that by "Exploding" Your internal Vains and such leaving you as a Soon to be dead Meaty Bloodbadg. The Panzerhund (Tankdog) is basicaly just a Dogsbrain kept alive by the Machinery of the Panzerhund, ofcause the Brain of a Trained Dog. The Rest of the Panzerdog works just like a Gigant Prosthesis ... for a dog. I can't say how but if it were possible to keep something like that Under Control you'd never need to send any Soliders to the Front. Just make Bigger and Smaller Versions of those. And even better have the Brains themself in a Secure Location than instead inside the Contrantly walking and shaking around Main Body. Microwave Emitter Traps, i don't know what to say than just: If that were even remotely possible you'd need a Huge Fucking ammount of energy to instantaously turn Most of the Water Contents of a Regime Soldier into Steam leaving them to Explode like a Baloon versus a Needly (Sharp). With that ammount of Energy you could power all of the Above. For a Few Second maybe. Given this isn't the BFG (Big Fucking Gun) wich makes no absolute sense and the Creators of Doom knew that (Thats why they crated this Red Plasma thingy from hell right?) but instead a set of Microwaves ... you'd also need a Dense net of Metal around those so they won't fry anyone else in the Vicinity like a Potato on a Grill. A Microwave Grill (Coook Cooook).

[@jackparkinson5890]

Excellent wheel-based coolness analysis.

[@ZeDapperTurtle]

Not sure which gadget to make a sarcastic comment about. But really constricter harness, sure that's how physics works.

[@Szceith]

I'm sure it's *physically* possible, just not physiologically...

[@thijspostma5031]

General Grievous approves of BJ Blazkowicz vehicle of choice to run away from massive explosions

[@awmperry]

Nice to see that OX does disclosure right. Also, my wife would like it noted for the record that pencils are made with graphite, not lead. ;)

[@Greger88]

Blazkowitch is getting better at comas, this time it took less than 10 years before he woke up.

[@PratikBabar]

The ram shackles, constrictor harness and stilts weren't suit upgrades. They were a part of the BJs new body

[@usbiv223]

"Built like a linebacker"? Impressive American football reference! Thanks for including us Yanks!

[@usbiv223]

Though I am wondering if that one NFL game we play in London is really that popular, or if that part of the script was suggested by the game studio. Do I dare to look behind the OxBox curtain?!!

[@racistpandagod]

Matpat would be proud of such sponsorship declaration

[@Lollypop37045]

Its always great to see outside xbox following the laws about sponsorships. Alot of beauty influencers on here dont bother and try to get away with not declaring sponsored content. KZbin needs to get more on top of stuff like this. They break the law by not declaring sponsorships but somehow alot are still getting away with it. I dont care if things are sponsored and i dont understand why others do. They are still bringing the same quality content that we all expect and love. They are just being paid to do it. I love their videos and dont feel that their sponsored videos are worse or better than the other they spend their time creating. They need to make money and live somehow. Keep up the great work guys! :)

[@Crimson_Rogue97]

The thought of Jane in any crawl space terrifies me

[@jessicamochizuki962]

I feel an opportunity in regards to the title, was lost considering that this list is mostly Jane's christmas wishlist.

[@cuchulainn1473]

You know it's sponsored when Andy says "eraser"!

[@rheidaovan5840]

Andy had a haircut :D looks awesome! Ow, and great video, as always ;)

[@Vp_Baconbits]

The stiles would let Ellen see the world at normal person height. Not having to bother Luke in getting something off the high shelf

[@mattwilmen9725]

Im gonna feel like general grivious escaping obi-one on that monocycle!

[@kingofthebottleshooters5805]

It'd be a bit lazy to make a joke about knowing which one Ellen wants, wouldn't it?

[@realism_logic]

I thought she was fine with Luke.

[@jesseclark7105]

Nice follow-up.

[@vampiremage2]

Fun fact: BJ is voiced by the same actor as Varric Tethras from the Dragon Age games.

[@wambert]

Love the Wolfenstein series hope this one is as good, nice job and cool vehicle with the wheel.

[@comfyDev]

Monocycles are real! (And pretty cool...)

[@tha_karatejoe]

Fun fact: Microwaved food tastes infinitely better if you put a wet napkin or cup of water in with it

[@tenshi3]

And then eat the napkin?

[@tha_karatejoe]

Jon Massey I thought it was implied, yeah

[@Philadoxical]

I love the Panzerhund. It's no Dog Meat but def worth a pet. When it comes to cats vs. dogs... mech canines win every time!...

[@ziggystardust3432]

That motorbike looks like the one Mr. Garrison built....

[@justinneo2903]

Andy has some incredible green eyes

[@jordanjohns7981]

So if we get Ellen some battle walkers and Luke a constrictor harness, they can be the same height for show of the weekend!

[@keltar2007]

Yay! Jane's voice is back!

[@rhynlock11]

Giant metal dogs that breath fire?? I see they got my letter

[@MrEPIC0CITY]

If Ellen had battle stilts, she would be unstoppable! No shelf out of reach.

[@timberwolf3781]

this might be a lot of fun on the SWITCH...early 2018.... I can wait for that

[@domlocke3845]

I want this game more than MachineGames subconsciously wants the Inglorious Basterds licence.

[@michaelgirodat1062]

Holy crap, it's the Anubis guy's vehicle from Sacred 2. That's so damn random

[@electricgemini965]

Can't wait for this game to come out!

[@andersoncrookshanks6551]

Nobody going to address the fact that the monocycle motorbike is basically that thing Grevious rode in the third star wars movie?

[@onemanwolfpackparty]

The constrictor harness and rest are part of his new body not the powersuit thus explains why he can do all mg that and not die.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Finally, some decent stilts to bring those Hunds to heel.

[@j0njn]

Thanks for being honest about the sponsored content. Too bad your sponsors were unclear on some of the details. Those three gadgets are not on the power suit.

[@kirillmayorov2907]

that's wrong. the gadgets don't come with the suit. he only gets one with a new body, and finds the other 2 later

[@Brittybunny]

Kirill Mayorov thank you. I was wondering when someone else would say this

[@MuffinHunterX]

Okay I know which channel we're on but I can't help feel that Ellen should have hosted the battle walker segment.

[@hannesaxel3016]

The panzahund would make mike slightly more stealthy

[@currentlyeatingpies1274]

That monobike reminds my of the one from men in black 3.... oh wait it's the same bloody thing.

[@KBanause]

Ram Shackles? You mean the Titan's Shoulder Charge or Seismic Strike. ;)

[@henrysmith893]

I can not wait for this game.

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

Telescoping robot legs that make you ten feet tall? Happy birthday Ellen.

[@timmcdo974]

Jane: "At the start of the New Colossus, B.J. pulls off a reasonably impressive Nazi killing rampage despite having just woken up from a five month coma." Oh yeah, and also being PARALYSED!

[@Blyat763]

I think the first game was just the developer STALIN for time.

[@patrickracer43]

well, at least you guys make sponsored content funny

[@griff9288]

Anyone who says revenge is a dish best served cold never owned a Microwave!

[@lego007guym8]

That lion king show was good.

[@gezblair]

Too many good games in November. Kids going have to hit that food bank

[@OsakaLover]

+Gez Technically speaking, this one comes out this month, but point XD

[@Potato-pn8sg]

Bet it could vaporize popcorn real good.

[@mii6619]

Wait... Andy knows what a Linebacker is?

[@thesilentexo7539]

If Ellen had the Battle Walkers she’d almost be as tall as a normal person.

[@donjuan1384]

this is xbox1x best video game dude! rock on

[@FrostSylph]

So it gives you general Grevious's bike.

[@Allison-qk1ws]

You're not wrong, a car or bike without wheels is the coolest. Hovercars ftw.

[@_NoodlesMedia_]

Sooooooo late but this video was uploaded on my birthday!!!!

[@takmaster5387]

1st video of the 324 Game Videos to Watch Before You Die play list time to watch them all

[@matthewspencer5548]

Flammenwerfers make everything better

[@TheBananaCompany]

How did Caroline manage to kill 2 big ass robots but couldn’t stand a single regular super soldier.

[@mizoreboy]

Who needs stilts if the suit improves your jumps

[@BiTheBooks]

Wait, BJ has a kid on the way? Does that mean we're eventually getting another Commander Keen game in the future? I mean, somewhere between BJ succeeding and DOOM guy finding Keen's helmet, he must have existed at some point in the new Bethesda FPS era...that said, maybe we can just skip that and go to the next Elder Scrolls game.

[@thisisodsmith]

Your vids for The New Order are the reason I got the game (and loved every last Nazi-gibbing moment of it), so I'm really looking forward to the New Colossus.

[@tokleb]

I always love it when you feature Wolfenstein. It's very funny to see how wrong German words are pronounced. Even when I know that my english is just sightly better than your German.