WOLFENSTEIN: THE NEW ORDER (Zero Puntuation)

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The Escapist

The Escapist

Күн бұрын

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@jameswhee
@jameswhee 9 жыл бұрын
I love how B.J spent 14 years as a vegetable but was still a beefcake when he got back up
@SmilingJack100
@SmilingJack100 9 жыл бұрын
+James Wheeler Yeah, his abiltiy to not move for 14 years and have no muscle degeneration, even for a level or two, is a bit funny/
@Codex_0613
@Codex_0613 8 жыл бұрын
and Big Boss is only in coma for 9 years dude was in vegetable state for 14 years, wake up and already ready to kick and stab and shoot the shit out of Nazis
@jonmatjani6755
@jonmatjani6755 8 жыл бұрын
+Codex but they actually explained that while in the hospital they were massaging Snake's muscles and tying weights to prevent muscle degeneration.
@Codex_0613
@Codex_0613 8 жыл бұрын
Jon Matjani flimsy excuse but i'll let it pass it's an fps game, not a cripple simulation game
@spookmonster52
@spookmonster52 7 жыл бұрын
Hating Nazis is a workout on it's own.
@PonzooonTheGreat
@PonzooonTheGreat 9 жыл бұрын
A moment that got to me was the guy who killed himself driving his car into a building to let us in. I was sure that he was the traitor because he was a dick to us all the time. I felt like I betrayed him in some way by doubting him.
@bequanma
@bequanma 8 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@AllCanadiaReject
@AllCanadiaReject 8 жыл бұрын
RIP Bobby Bram, Hero of London.
@ale90superarre
@ale90superarre 8 жыл бұрын
Wait, what do you mean he was THE traitor. There was a traitor?
@PonzooonTheGreat
@PonzooonTheGreat 8 жыл бұрын
ale90superarre No, I just thought that he was.
@mrwindupbird101
@mrwindupbird101 8 жыл бұрын
Then you realize that him doing that was the plan all along and that he was a prick because he was coming to terms with the fact that regardless if the mission was a success or not, he wasn't going to live along enough to know and it gets really fucking sad.
@UlithiumDragon
@UlithiumDragon 8 жыл бұрын
The one thing that always bugged me is how the protagonist is so good at stealth, when I'm almost COMPLETELY convinced the Earth itself must shake whenever he takes a step! :P
@Codex_0613
@Codex_0613 8 жыл бұрын
and how BJ managed to fit his big ass in tiny spaces like the vent or squeeze thru a small drainage grate i just don't get that part
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells Жыл бұрын
Why? Because his MASSIVE BRASS BALLS?
@edfreak9001
@edfreak9001 Жыл бұрын
exactly, nobody can tell which direction the shaking is coming from so he's paradoxically perfect at stealth as he's the only one unaffected by the complete hellscape he's inflicting on the tectonic plates.
@annoyance.2583
@annoyance.2583 8 ай бұрын
He is also a specialist in Nazi infiltration, ironic considering its strongly implied that assuming he even CAN speak German fluently he is so unconvincing he rather just don’t speak at all. In fact, apparently it’s enough that he LOOKS the part of an Aryan Übermensch to make all the Nazis cum in their panties and not question how come the man they were talking to for 5 minutes didn’t spoke ONCE
@Scribblesnshavings
@Scribblesnshavings 10 жыл бұрын
If you've yet to play the game: Yes, you can actually drown a Nazi in its own urine.
@huesos_azules
@huesos_azules 6 жыл бұрын
@@vegisamalzero3681 "its"
@caiuswickersham
@caiuswickersham 6 жыл бұрын
And it's sooooo satisfying.
@felisasininus1784
@felisasininus1784 6 жыл бұрын
VegisamalZero3 “Its” is the possessive form, expressing ownership. “It’s” is short for “it is”.
@leonardofranzinribeiro4220
@leonardofranzinribeiro4220 5 жыл бұрын
@@felisasininus1784 He's making the joke that the Nazi isnt a human being.
@FlameDarkfire
@FlameDarkfire 5 жыл бұрын
Its debatable though since you stab it in the jugular first.
@Rokk_
@Rokk_ 10 жыл бұрын
I especially liked how you could melee the helmets of dead soldiers to make them fall off, and then gain +5 armor from said helmets.
@MrDylanm842
@MrDylanm842 Жыл бұрын
As someone that's playing this game again, thanks for the tip 8 years later
@cjkelly7536
@cjkelly7536 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you can WHAT
@tomjackal5708
@tomjackal5708 8 жыл бұрын
A few minutes in I was thinking "Wait, this all sounds like _praise_! Am I in the wrong place?"
@bibniebt
@bibniebt 8 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate how macho white FPS soldier BJ actually came across as likable and interesting. It's proof that even those kinds of characters can be good ones, but people just aren't trying enough
@angrytheclown801
@angrytheclown801 8 жыл бұрын
I think it's because you run around doing good things, sometimes just for the act of doing something good. Like getting Max's toys and protecting the concentration camp survivors. I know you go in to get Set, but you're still going out of your way to reunite couples, fetch lost wedding rings, and protect the prisoners just because they deserve protecting. Sometimes you just need to be a hero.
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 6 жыл бұрын
@David Roberson This guy knows what’s up.
@the_jones528
@the_jones528 5 жыл бұрын
I don't really get what being white has to do with anything...don't hate me.
@Scarz3ny
@Scarz3ny 4 жыл бұрын
@@the_jones528 because your meant to be "woke" and hate white males
@The_Murder_Party
@The_Murder_Party 4 жыл бұрын
@@the_jones528 because it’s the cookie cutter. The vanilla, and typically the vanilla is every bad FPS Yahtzee has covered thus far.
@thomashodgkinson2112
@thomashodgkinson2112 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm actually a little surprised by how much I enjoyed Wolfenstein: the new order" - Yahtzee Put that on the box!
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 8 жыл бұрын
Thomas Hodgkinson no no if one game does it then they'll all think they can do it
@markkorompay3915
@markkorompay3915 9 жыл бұрын
The inclusion of JIMI FUCKING HENDRIX is what really sold me on the alternate history concept. I don't know how they can continue the series from here, but I really want to see how this would work in other decades. I can't even imagine how the 80s run by the Nazis would work...
@markkorompay3915
@markkorompay3915 9 жыл бұрын
Actually, I just started watching it and I've already read the book. I know that there's significantly more resistance to the regimes in the show than the book, but I'm specifically talking about how the uber-violent elctropunk Wolfenstein series would handle a vibrant 80s setting. (if Michael Jackson was a member of the resistance, that would make my existence worthwhile)
@Droepram
@Droepram 8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Korompay By the 80's they would most likely have been more liberal. The point of National Socialism was to make Germany physically and psychologically strong for the war and for a period afterwards. It wasn't an ideology they wished to spread all over the world like communism. Sigh, if only there existed proper education in schools about WW2 people's heads wouldn't be filled with all these silly fantasies.
@gregormcscrungus9727
@gregormcscrungus9727 6 жыл бұрын
And Tesla, but made by the local anime studio.
@mememachine-386
@mememachine-386 Жыл бұрын
@@Droepram lmao the kind of retarded shit people said about fascism hasn't changed since this was written.
@Dill_Pickle1997
@Dill_Pickle1997 2 ай бұрын
Well you got your wish….sort of. How do you feel?
@dIRECTOR259
@dIRECTOR259 10 жыл бұрын
At first I thought this game would cartoonishly exaggerate the Nazis, but then I realized they were actually being SOFT on them. People in a vegetative state (B.J.) not being euthanized? Actual Poles running around, not being dead or deported to somewhere in the east? There's even some talk of a "Poland"? What the hell? :D
@dIRECTOR259
@dIRECTOR259 10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah but its been 20 years! Standing law in Germany was to euthanize people like BJ, and it took them 20 years to do it? You might say "he was in Poland", and the game does say that - but there was no such thing, all of Poland was pretty much annexed into Germany in 1939. There was the "General Government", a special part of the German Reich (previously Poland) where the Poles had been carted off to, to await deportation into the East (the ex-Soviet Union) - if they're lucky, or maybe even forced sterilization. Or both. There would have been no Poles or Polish state in Europe 20 years after a German victory. Another strange thing is that they refer to the city of Stettin as a city in "Poland". Now, Stettin is today in Poland (its called Szczecin) - but it was only given to Poland after WWII. Before WWII, before even Hitler, it was a German city. In Germany. They seem to have been working off a modern-day map xD Another issue is that "Germania", Hitler's Berlin, is full of skyscrapers and what look like apartment blocks. Hitler disliked skyscrapers, and had a very detailed idea of what the center of Berlin would look like: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Bundesarchiv_Bild_146III-373%2C_Modell_der_Neugestaltung_Berlins_%28%22Germania%22%29.jpg
@thekingishuey9072
@thekingishuey9072 9 жыл бұрын
+dIRECT0R yea but in wolfensteins universe Hitler got killed by BJ hence not all things being the same
@dIRECTOR259
@dIRECTOR259 9 жыл бұрын
+Pancer's Cloud I never said I was taking this seriously.
@gamerv2979
@gamerv2979 4 жыл бұрын
We are not even gonna mention that brain removal torture scene that was disgustingly creative but also emotional and tragic
@robertrose6153
@robertrose6153 7 жыл бұрын
I love it when Yahtzee loves a game. It's like going to the DMV and realizing the deskworker is a competent, amicable, person. So rare, that I will go back to that DMV and search them out again.
@JammyD2579
@JammyD2579 9 жыл бұрын
"Grizzled macho whisper" (with voice) is still one of my favourite ZP bits.
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 9 жыл бұрын
Man The New Order kicked so much ass, and I'm surprised how they gave BJ some depth as a character
@TheRedKing247
@TheRedKing247 9 жыл бұрын
Gunnar Einarsson Yeah I mean, who would know that such a generic soldier in a war game would have FEELINGS! Fucking Call of Duty doesn't do that shit, I swear they're all friggin Terminators.
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 9 жыл бұрын
TornadoATP That's sort of disrespectful don't you think? For christ sakes the T-800 grew to care for John so to say a Terminator is as unfeeling as a CoD soldier disrespects them
@TheRedKing247
@TheRedKing247 9 жыл бұрын
The ZombieMan I mean the original Terminator, not the one in T2.
@TheRedKing247
@TheRedKing247 9 жыл бұрын
The ZombieMan Meh.
@MartianManHunter2258
@MartianManHunter2258 8 жыл бұрын
If by depth you mean droopy-eyed, uncharasmatic, and melodramatic. Then sure I guess that's depth.
@xxxShadoW92
@xxxShadoW92 10 жыл бұрын
With the Wolfenstein series updated it's straightforward enough I can't hate it For the goodies I root And the baddies I shoot And their corpses I leave desecrated
@mikearisbrocken8507
@mikearisbrocken8507 4 жыл бұрын
I wish all the review was in this style Just like the previous one inspired But the game is neat I think is a treat It always makes me smile
@TrailerDrake
@TrailerDrake 10 жыл бұрын
Until this review, I never realized just how much I missed the Wolfenstein franchise.
@Krypto137
@Krypto137 10 жыл бұрын
R U FOLLOWIGN ME SCOT!?
@PlayerTwoHasJoined
@PlayerTwoHasJoined 10 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I see you EVERYWHERE.
@vaasmontenegro4192
@vaasmontenegro4192 10 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU APPEARING ON EVERY VID I WATCH
@holliday164
@holliday164 10 жыл бұрын
*Gasps* no, you're not turning into who I think you're turning into, oh no this is bad
@Dramatic_Gaming
@Dramatic_Gaming 10 жыл бұрын
HOW ARE YOU ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL I FOLLOW?
@Midgetnator
@Midgetnator 8 жыл бұрын
4:39 "With the Wolfenstein series updated It's straight forward enough I can't hate it, for the goodies I root and the baddies I shoot and their corpses I leave desecrated." So catchy :p
@MirakTp
@MirakTp 10 жыл бұрын
For some reason i want WW2 games back. But GOOD ones.
@applepie231
@applepie231 10 жыл бұрын
Red Orchestra 2. If you wanna feel like a helpless soldier play that game. There are times where you literally have to hide in a hole with friends and hope one of the artilley shells from the barrage doesn't kill you and everyone you know.
@Critical_Hit
@Critical_Hit 10 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Un There is a WW1 game on PC called Verdun. You can buy it on Steam early acess.
@sham1121
@sham1121 10 жыл бұрын
applepie231 Also the parts when you have to get across open ground with countless snipers and machine guns trying to hit you
@AlgaeEater09
@AlgaeEater09 10 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Un you basically just describes ww1
@cr0w-qz277
@cr0w-qz277 10 жыл бұрын
Killing russians, right? that's what that was, right? (that was a stab at Cod, I know my history.)
@ivanovsd
@ivanovsd 10 жыл бұрын
You realise he just gave this a 10/10 score, amazing
@sasquatchhohman8241
@sasquatchhohman8241 10 жыл бұрын
I think this game was awesome. I loved it and it could easily be my favorite shooter this year if Far Cry 4 doesn't live up to my expectations.
@RealStupidTV
@RealStupidTV 10 жыл бұрын
Sasquatch Hohman Still think Last Light was just slightly better.
@sasquatchhohman8241
@sasquatchhohman8241 10 жыл бұрын
Last Light was ALOT better. But that was last year, so it's unchallenged so far this year.
@RealStupidTV
@RealStupidTV 10 жыл бұрын
Sasquatch Hohman Really? Could've sworn it came out earlier this year. Man time goes fast.
@sasquatchhohman8241
@sasquatchhohman8241 10 жыл бұрын
I get lost in time myself. Like when thinking about CoD, I don't play them, but sometimes I feel like BOII came out last year.
@guguigugu
@guguigugu 10 жыл бұрын
"We shall fight them on velociraptors" -- nice one :)
@starghezer3602
@starghezer3602 10 жыл бұрын
"Trying to squeeze the shrapnel out by thinking about it really hard" I'm quite sure that's the NHS's medical plan
@peacefulltoucan
@peacefulltoucan 9 жыл бұрын
Sam Kirby Now the torries are in power the "thinking really hard about it" treatment costs 10grand
@starghezer3602
@starghezer3602 9 жыл бұрын
God I love English Humour No, KZbin, that isn't a spelling error
@TheRedKing247
@TheRedKing247 9 жыл бұрын
The Lazyneer By god do I hate English Spelling though. The only one that makes any sense to me is colour, for some reason.
@KingOhmni
@KingOhmni 9 жыл бұрын
The Lazyneer The lack of full stops is a grammatical error though. ;)
@dyllman5
@dyllman5 9 жыл бұрын
+TornadoATP Even though English spelling is proper English? And American spelling is just a lazier alternative?
@AnInsaneOstrich
@AnInsaneOstrich 10 жыл бұрын
omg the " it's straight forward enough I can't hate it , the goodies I route and the baddies I shoot and their corpses I leave desecrated" is epic! well done!
@jediqueer6162
@jediqueer6162 7 жыл бұрын
Oh Yatzee, if only you knew we'd be back in that fucked up place where people complain about mistreatment of Nazis not three years later. How far we've fucking fallen.
@justinlavine9209
@justinlavine9209 Жыл бұрын
So halfway through this game, its revealed that the Jews have untold wealth and knowledge that can somehow be weaponized into overthrowing global superpowers... And I'm supposed to believe the NAZI's are less anti-semetic than the developers? I'm not sure what to say except I see this tripe was published by the same country that still prints "Mein Kampf" for some reason...
@ScribeNemarious
@ScribeNemarious 10 жыл бұрын
I honestly picked up this game on nostalgia alone...and i was shocked by how good the story was. one of the most sympathetic action game protagonist i have ever seen and the whole game comes over as a good Tarantino film in tone, style, and pacing.
@WaffleWiz
@WaffleWiz 9 жыл бұрын
With the Wolfenstein series updated It's straight forward enough I can't hate it For the goodies I root And the baddies I shoot And their corpses I leave desecrated -Yahtzee 2014
@Betta66
@Betta66 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that the plot is suspiciously similar to Yahtzee's joke review of Duke Nukem Forever? No wonder he loved it.
@MrFright2010
@MrFright2010 10 жыл бұрын
"The president is only hand-cuffed to the bloody codes because he likes to accessorize." Brilliant.
@1xrosexredx1
@1xrosexredx1 10 жыл бұрын
I am so thankful someone finally adjusted the volume on the outro. It was obnoxiously loud for so long.
@bibniebt
@bibniebt 8 жыл бұрын
One of those games that was a pleasant surprise. Nobody expected this to be any good
@raultejada9887
@raultejada9887 10 жыл бұрын
Ok, but Nazi Space Wizards is a kick ass indie game just begging to be made if I've ever heard one
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 6 жыл бұрын
Funny thing: the main “Nazi Space Wizard”, Deathshead (his real name is Wilhelm Strasse), he dislikes the whole magical schtick his contemporaries have bought into. He prefers brutal scientific projects.
@ElysianTyrant
@ElysianTyrant 8 жыл бұрын
With the wolfenstein series updated, it's straight forward and I can't hate it, For the goodies I root and the baddies I shoot, and their corpses I leave desecrated.
@eddardstark5034
@eddardstark5034 Жыл бұрын
coming back and rewatching this years later I love how Yahtzee was on the fence about the dual path at first but then went on to praise it as the only good way to do a dual ending.
@TheDarkscribe
@TheDarkscribe 10 жыл бұрын
One thing I did hate about the new order was that by the end, you've killed more Nazis than were actually killed in WW2, and Deathshead calls you a murdering villain throughout the whole final boss fight lol I was thinking how hilariously bipolar it was, in the weird way that it literally forced you to kill ten billion Nazis, then insinuates that the whole thing was your fault. Like a shrewish stepmother who forces you to come inside and play with your toys, then calls you a nerd for having no friends XDDD
@Sharkasaurusemperor1
@Sharkasaurusemperor1 10 жыл бұрын
But... being a nerd is cool. You get to hang out with other nerds who have similar interests.
@8bitScarf
@8bitScarf 10 жыл бұрын
Spoilers.
@doibantikov2486
@doibantikov2486 8 жыл бұрын
Im in love with this game. I love the characters and gameplay so much I dont even care about the dual path thing. I'll replay the shit out of it.
@winterloggan
@winterloggan 8 жыл бұрын
2:01 omg an actual facial expression!
@EnclaveSOC-102
@EnclaveSOC-102 Жыл бұрын
In the train level for Wolfenstein The New Order you can see Afrika Korps soldiers aboard one of the trains you blow up before it could arrive in North Africa, and one of the characters you meet at a labor camp mentions how he was fighting with resistance cells in Africa meaning that the N@zis haven't fully conquered the whole world and are still dealing with other nations and militia forces that haven't yet surrendered to their regime.
@NorthernAirsofters
@NorthernAirsofters 10 жыл бұрын
Anyone else realised he has spelt 'punctuation' wrong in the title??
@Reaperino332
@Reaperino332 10 жыл бұрын
yeah, needs more puns for the title!!
@danthemango
@danthemango 10 жыл бұрын
ZERO PUNKTUATION
@evecarroll8105
@evecarroll8105 10 жыл бұрын
Anyone else realize he misused the word 'spelt'??
@Arunnejiro
@Arunnejiro 10 жыл бұрын
I guess that means that he has...*Puts on shades* zero punctuation YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
@Oktoberfest931
@Oktoberfest931 10 жыл бұрын
RagingPheonix Sure, even though spelling has nothing to do with punctuation.
@TheHutcharmy
@TheHutcharmy Жыл бұрын
Love that he mentions Butcher Bay as being a similar quality to this when its the same design team pretty much lol
@pladmitry
@pladmitry 7 жыл бұрын
"What are you gonna call the next one? 'The slightly newer order'?" Three years later we find out that they actually decided to use a number. Wow, you'd think, it has to be quite a big number, considering the library of games they've got at hand. Well, you are in for quite a surprise, I must say, because apparently the new game is actually the second in the series! Wolfestein 2!!! Now you are just fucking with us, PR departments of every studio ever.
@konkrz2374
@konkrz2374 5 жыл бұрын
aah, those simpler when "Nazis are bad" was still common knowledge.
@ohioman4646
@ohioman4646 9 жыл бұрын
remember that time when you used to be able to SKIP the advertisement? those were the days!
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 8 жыл бұрын
+----)Hipster Walrus Gaming(---- Pepperidge Farm and Team Four Star remembers.
@Sigmundfruit
@Sigmundfruit 8 жыл бұрын
Here's a vampire with a manbun
@UlithiumDragon
@UlithiumDragon 8 жыл бұрын
+Noah Pitts No. I never get adds. Get an Adblock browser extension, or get one that hasn't sold out to Google (and in case you didn't already know - Google bought KZbin EONS ago...).
@ohioman4646
@ohioman4646 8 жыл бұрын
+UlithiumDragon I use mobile. No ad blocker here.
@danielkrog2699
@danielkrog2699 8 жыл бұрын
+Noah Pitts Yahtzee gets paid by the ads. So watch the ads all the way through and pay Yahtzee, because his work is beyond Golden. And, buy games new, not used, to support game developers. That second part is directly from Yahtzee.
@MrBounceoutboi
@MrBounceoutboi 10 жыл бұрын
"Griseled macho whisper" lmao the voice he does makes me laugh like crazy
@CorvodaPop
@CorvodaPop 10 жыл бұрын
Title says "Puntuation"
@britmachine722
@britmachine722 5 жыл бұрын
"stab him right up the lebensraum" has got to be in my top 10 yahtzee quotes for sure
@JackLively
@JackLively 9 жыл бұрын
I was actually pleasantly surprised by the game. It's smooth, funny, very enjoyable, and has some character depth, even to Mr. Meathead himself, Blazkowicz. It's goofy and silly, but quite well put together and has a sense of humour that balances well with some of the more tender moments. One thing I didn't really get though was how quickly Anya falls for Blazkowicz, but, as if to illustrate my point, even some of their sex scenes range from funny to intimate. It's quite a good game overall.
@AllCanadiaReject
@AllCanadiaReject 8 жыл бұрын
As Tv Tropes puts it, it's "Glad to be alive sex." Also is it just me or does this game have some of the smoothest controls ever?
@AllCanadiaReject
@AllCanadiaReject 8 жыл бұрын
+Jack Lively Might be one of the best singleplayer experiences ever.
@joebloomer8048
@joebloomer8048 7 жыл бұрын
Probably because any a took care of BJ for 14 years.
@oliverhilton6086
@oliverhilton6086 7 жыл бұрын
"Ack, mein bollocks" is the best character quip Yahtzee has made
@Sam_596
@Sam_596 Жыл бұрын
Those comments about being over nazis have become rather tragic
@haxor98
@haxor98 10 жыл бұрын
"grizzled macho whisper" killed me XD
@BroadBoulders
@BroadBoulders 7 жыл бұрын
1:45 Oh how this speaks volumes of political discourse now
@paladinboyd1228
@paladinboyd1228 6 жыл бұрын
I bloody hated that Nazi officer on the train part that and the camp part I have never been that tense and uncomfortable in my life.
@Shlungoidwungus
@Shlungoidwungus 10 жыл бұрын
Well. I've seen my load of *BULLSHIT* for today. Right before this video was an ad for "The Last Of Us: Remastered" Which is "The Last Of Us" but for the PS4 with literally no differences in gameplay, graphics, or story. So basically, give Sony more money, and don't fucking say anything. This flask is seeming more and more relevant. Also, for anyone unaware, reviews are posted early on The Escapist website, go there for the next episode early.
@MrsVincentspike
@MrsVincentspike 10 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for a new CoD
@Shlungoidwungus
@Shlungoidwungus 10 жыл бұрын
MrsVincentspike COD Advanced Warfare. I only buy the COD games anymore for the small amount of entertainment that the Zombies mode provides. If that were separated I would stop buying COD all together, but of course that's how they keep most of their *INTELLIGENT* customers. If they make Zombies a standalone game, I would buy that shit, and tell Treyarch to go fuck themselves.
@Babasaurusrex
@Babasaurusrex 10 жыл бұрын
omg no difference lol.. please read a little before you say your words. PS4's getting updated graphics. native 1080p ( and im going to assume 60 fps since its last gen ) and huge improvement to textures , draw distance and lighting. And not to mention all those jaggies that ps3 had. Felt like i could get my hands cut just from looking at it. Hooray for Anti aliasing. Its also going to be released DLC included. Well worth the $60 imo
@Shlungoidwungus
@Shlungoidwungus 10 жыл бұрын
Sgt.James Doakes No, it is still the same game in almost every aspect. Graphics will not make up for it being the same story, same gameplay, and same DLC. Face it, it's a waste of money.
@Babasaurusrex
@Babasaurusrex 10 жыл бұрын
Racoon in the closet well they arent going to change the story. i was just saying because in your original comment you said " Which is "The Last Of Us" but for the PS4 with literally no differences in *gameplay*, *graphics*, or story." Which is dead wrong and over exaggerated. If you arent a fan then just dont get it lol
@dogusad2161
@dogusad2161 6 жыл бұрын
"romance from arse-wiping" I'm dying 😂😂
@DamianSabre
@DamianSabre 10 жыл бұрын
"Ach! Mein bollocken!" Lmao
@Tearonex
@Tearonex 10 жыл бұрын
That limerick at the end is one of the reasons I still love watching these reviews.....
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 7 жыл бұрын
2:04 Oh god, it’s the Insufferably Smug Dark Souls Player.
@pettanko6055
@pettanko6055 10 жыл бұрын
I love how he used a limerick at the end (although he should have done the whole review in limerick form like in his previous Wolfenstein review).
@briangoss5992
@briangoss5992 10 жыл бұрын
Wow that sounded like a positive review. Im shocked really am.
@NYPDWeatherman
@NYPDWeatherman 5 жыл бұрын
Damn that last 10 seconds of the review had straight BARS
@Zelousmarineinspace
@Zelousmarineinspace 10 жыл бұрын
Hey you. Yeah, the human reading this: WHY have you not bought this game yet?
@Hornat355
@Hornat355 10 жыл бұрын
Because i pre purchased the bigger box with keychain and a postcards :D. Bunkers are the best
@shorebreak69
@shorebreak69 10 жыл бұрын
my 14 yr old son got it for me for Xmas. Joy ! :)
@mrhitisnumberone
@mrhitisnumberone 10 жыл бұрын
I want to play others first.
@Zelousmarineinspace
@Zelousmarineinspace 10 жыл бұрын
TankBus Do you ever actually hear the shit coming out of your mouth? Who the f*ck talks like that?
@TheTankbus
@TheTankbus 10 жыл бұрын
Zelousmarineinspace No, because it will trigger me.
@StudioAREshorts
@StudioAREshorts 7 жыл бұрын
3:12, In the game, they explain the boat captains need to know those codes by heart, They DO have the codes while the U-boats are in Nazi control. I imagine in a pinch they could just radio them in anyways.
@xados-49
@xados-49 8 жыл бұрын
this game was pretty good, although two things really grinded my gears. The first being the fact they took your weapons away every single level, now I'm the sort of person who get's attached to his weapons and taking them away every level really annoyed me. Second was the annoying as hell heavy type enemies that take 10 magazines to kill. Espically in this game where ammo can be quite scarce I don't want to waste all of it on taking out one weak spot free enemy!
@williamnixon3994
@williamnixon3994 8 жыл бұрын
If it was the ones with machine guns and armor that can be used for your armor, plunk your lasercraftwerk out and shoot it, one shot at max power (ADS and wait for those little squares at the bottom to all go bright) kills them
@LanceDragonov
@LanceDragonov 8 жыл бұрын
And the fact that the boss fight against Deathshead is hilariously easy even on Uber. Just get the rocket launcher attachment for the assault rifle, stock up on ammo, dual wield them bad boys, point at Deathshead's mech after you've disabled his shield, and congratulations you've won the game.
@xados-49
@xados-49 8 жыл бұрын
Dat Insane Dude Oh gosh I know! That guy was silly easy! I died way more times on that bridge level then I did on the final fight.
@LanceDragonov
@LanceDragonov 8 жыл бұрын
Though I have to say - I really like Blazkowicz as a character in New Order. It's like Yahtzee says; he really comes across as tired and exhausted from fighting all these Nazis. I mean, he's been murdering hundreds of them and yet there just keep coming new ones. Nazis everywhere. It's really captured by one line Blazko says in Berlin - "Is there anything in this world worth saving?"
@gunsniper0018
@gunsniper0018 8 жыл бұрын
it was the supply pick up system for me, complete pace breaker when I had to stop every few minutes to manually loot the enemies I just took out to make sure I had enough ammo for the next wave. Why didn't they make picking up ammo automatic, instead i'm getting shot in the ass while i'm groping corpses for bullets.
@sgt.eclair
@sgt.eclair 7 жыл бұрын
*ACH, MEIN BOLLOCKEN!* Fucking lost it. XD
@danny_decheeto8300
@danny_decheeto8300 3 жыл бұрын
Still sad that Youngblood was a shit sandwich, I liked this series
@flippingchips7343
@flippingchips7343 7 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, coming back to it after some time I noticed that I remember the last verses of the poem differently. For the baddies I shoot, the bodies I loot and the corpses I leave desecrated.
@permeus2nd
@permeus2nd 2 жыл бұрын
1:50 and yet sadly some people still get offended when you have the most evil political organisation in history as the bad guys, there is only two groups of people in a game setting that I will kill on sight no questions asked and if the game wants me to side with them that’s where I end the game, group one is slavers (I was recommended a really cool story mod for Skyrim, it starts off with you been knocked out and waking up in a cage but then decided that you as a free person would be 100% ok with been a slave and “”earning”” your freedom so I did what any sensible all powerful being would do and slaughtered ever last slaver, revived a few of them so I could kill them again then uninstalled the mod) the second group is these guys, sadly I can’t say their name as sometimes KZbin deletes comments that have words they don’t like in them.
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells Жыл бұрын
Yeah, FK SLAVERS AND FK THE NA-GERMAN SOLDIERS!
@timestampskip
@timestampskip 7 жыл бұрын
now now, he still can be called BJ because his first and middle names are William Joseph.
@matthewdelaney1055
@matthewdelaney1055 4 жыл бұрын
When I first played the new order I chose the grumpy Scottish man to die and to the parronoid American kid to live because he's younger so he's got more life to live he's got a great sense of humor he would become a greater companion later this on in the game and if the worst comes to it his flesh will be more delicious
@0100-j9l
@0100-j9l 10 жыл бұрын
What happened to last remarks in the credits I had to pause the screen 3 times for to read..? I liked those..
@fredocarroll
@fredocarroll 4 жыл бұрын
The master race of masturbation: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Admittedly 'Wolfenstein' isn't *exactly* the same title as 'Wolfenstein 3D' but I think the 3 in there just muddles the issue further All I want to know is whether or not MechaHitler is still canon
@oscarmccormack1611
@oscarmccormack1611 7 жыл бұрын
Well, there's a sequel on the way. Hopefully it's as good.
@Niosus
@Niosus 10 жыл бұрын
Wow it looks like they have finally caught up! There used to be such a long delay between the video coming out on the website and going up on KZbin!
@jamesreid9284
@jamesreid9284 10 жыл бұрын
What a relief: Yahtzee said he enjoyed TNO! I've been wanting to play it for a while, but I was a little skeptical, despite how Wolfenstein is my all-time favorite WW2 series! Welp. Time to dig around for $59.99 (plus tax, of fucking course) and score some more "Mein Leben!"s.
@GameTimeWithAiden
@GameTimeWithAiden 10 жыл бұрын
The duration between when this video is released on the Escapist website and when it goes to KZbin is odd. Feels like I watched this ages ago.
@Private_Reznov
@Private_Reznov 9 жыл бұрын
Joke's on you Yahtzee... new Wolfenstein will be called Old Blood :D
@TheZoaric
@TheZoaric 9 жыл бұрын
+MattyFizzle04 DLC implies that it requires the base game to play. It's an expadalone prequel.
@MiguelBaptista1981
@MiguelBaptista1981 11 күн бұрын
You haven't experienced KZbin if you're not putting the 2 hour compilation of the escapist at 2xspeed in the background while trying to study for your exam in 3 hours time.
@crimsonblush4422
@crimsonblush4422 10 жыл бұрын
Watch this video at two times speed, and the line at 2:19 will startle you and make you laugh
@Blix11
@Blix11 7 жыл бұрын
Bowser's flying machine really had me laughing.
@DarknessXER
@DarknessXER 10 жыл бұрын
So basically Yahtzee approves i guess?
@behemothokun
@behemothokun 10 жыл бұрын
yes; sounds like a 4/5 rating.
@Zelousmarineinspace
@Zelousmarineinspace 10 жыл бұрын
More like a MILLION!! why haven't you bought this game yet?
@OptimusGamer1981
@OptimusGamer1981 10 жыл бұрын
Loved the limerick at the end, awesome as always.
@anomalocaris2593
@anomalocaris2593 6 жыл бұрын
0:47 This part has aged horribly, like week old shit
@CALLOFROCK14
@CALLOFROCK14 10 жыл бұрын
the rhyme at the end was a good touch
@mixmaster6827
@mixmaster6827 10 жыл бұрын
good lord he liked it? I MUST GET THIS!
@XBLGR
@XBLGR 10 жыл бұрын
got to be honest I don't think I ever used a map, the levels were explorable but it was also fairly obvious where you had to go.
@Bobsvlog1
@Bobsvlog1 10 жыл бұрын
Omg he's finally doing wolfestein thank god
@marcusdranz
@marcusdranz 10 жыл бұрын
Psst - this is last week's. The CURRENT one is up on the Escapist. I know they typed it like that here, but that's how much they expect of the KZbin audience's attention span and intellect.
@yujiruffhanma3095
@yujiruffhanma3095 10 жыл бұрын
A fun fact ( but only really fun for me) The Attack on Baker Shore at the beginning of the game happened on my birthday.
@edgajam
@edgajam 10 жыл бұрын
Wait, the maps in this game were usable?
@BizzarFish1
@BizzarFish1 10 жыл бұрын
Yea o-o what kind of planet have you been staying on the past month or so :o look though the control menu it will do wonders :3 Spunk-garglewee-wee games have made your mind mush O_O!!! we must save him!!! *points*
@edgajam
@edgajam 10 жыл бұрын
Hah, I'd rather die than play those generic shooters.
@BizzarFish1
@BizzarFish1 10 жыл бұрын
hehe X3 a bit drastic but okay, but if someone buys it you its polite to play it x.x (my buddy buys me cod every year even after i tell him to stop D:)
@edgajam
@edgajam 10 жыл бұрын
Contract killing isn't too expensive.
@BizzarFish1
@BizzarFish1 10 жыл бұрын
yea sadly D: and im to lazy to do it myself (oh hey there NSA i know you don't understand sarcasm but THIS IS SARCASM no need to arrest me)
@TheKrazyguy75
@TheKrazyguy75 7 жыл бұрын
Oh yatzee is gonna have so much fun with Wolfenstein II, the 11th game in the series, and the fourth in the new series.
@memnarch129
@memnarch129 8 жыл бұрын
If you liked The New Order then I cant wait to hear your take on the new Doom. Seriously Im actually curious if/when your going to do a Doom review.
@angeldeb82
@angeldeb82 6 жыл бұрын
Nice limerick at the end! Wow! This whole video is sure funny! And that Jam book at the end... neat! :D
@PSspecialist
@PSspecialist 10 жыл бұрын
Haha love your anti-nazism in these videos. These bastards are on the rise where I live.
@cpob2013
@cpob2013 10 жыл бұрын
Too bad its illegal to kill them now...
@Chud_Bud_Supreme
@Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 жыл бұрын
Are they literal Nazis, or is that just a hyperbolic statement? Genuinely curious.
@PSspecialist
@PSspecialist 10 жыл бұрын
tiakpark I live in Greece and yes they are literally Nazis. They deny it of course but the ideology is the same. I'm talking about the political party known as Golden Dawn, some people here might have heard of them. If you live in Europe there's a higher chance you do. Luckily, some of the party's members have been arrested due to illegal possession of firearms among other things. (Such as gunning down a rapper who spoke publicly against them) Only guns legal in Greece are hunting rifles. The only reason their votes have somewhat dropped is probably due to that incident. The police broke into their homes and found posters of nazi symbols, Hitler and copies of Mein Kampf. They call their leader Fuhrer for Christ's sake!
@NotSatanDisguised
@NotSatanDisguised 10 жыл бұрын
Everyone is free to make their own choice. Even if that choice is to be a stupid racist Nazi asshat.
@danielmeech2418
@danielmeech2418 10 жыл бұрын
I hear the 1930s are horrible this time of year
@theonlyxbox360
@theonlyxbox360 10 жыл бұрын
the rhymes at the end! i love it! xD
@ShinobuSakurazaka
@ShinobuSakurazaka 10 жыл бұрын
I hope he does a critique for Enemy Front, it looks and plays like a shooter from the year 2000 but as most shooters these days are spunk gargle wee wee it's good that it feels like a 14 year old shooter and that is a depressing thought.
@akiraigarashi2874
@akiraigarashi2874 3 жыл бұрын
This was a really fun shooter. It was pretty fun to be stealthy and kill most of the enemies before they even realise it and then massacre the rest by going full on violence.
@paull.9884
@paull.9884 10 жыл бұрын
Thank you, this game was totally worth it!
@k.h.6445
@k.h.6445 5 жыл бұрын
That limerick at the end was a masterpiece
@nalvious
@nalvious 10 жыл бұрын
You do realize Bioshock had maps, right? Infinite fucked that up, but it had them
@Guanchen
@Guanchen 10 жыл бұрын
I seem to recall I navigated Bioshock with a arrow pointing thing on top of the screen... was I mistaken?
@sinder9737
@sinder9737 10 жыл бұрын
Maps that had no meaning...his point is the maps in this game helped you use alternate routes, find secrets ect. so Bioshock maps don't count. I never once looked at the map in Bioshock because there is no reason to.
@Xanderlune
@Xanderlune 10 жыл бұрын
TLCBonaparte You are right, but they did have a map screen and exploration albeit weaksauce at times. Just Sayin'
@bchwil
@bchwil 10 жыл бұрын
TLCBonaparte You didn't turn off the "GO HERE TO WIN THE GAME" arrow? That arrow was annoying as hell
@appabend
@appabend 10 жыл бұрын
I think he was referring to the absence of maps in spunkgargleweewees and you don't want to compare those to the excellent game that is BioShock.
@mattglover560
@mattglover560 3 жыл бұрын
Here from the last review of wolfenstein, Wanted to if the games got better over time But the last was in limerick And i think now I'm sick Because my brain keeps on searching for rhymes
@ShotgunMcgee666
@ShotgunMcgee666 10 жыл бұрын
Time to find this game on PS4. Go filthy console peasants.
@lllPlatinumlll
@lllPlatinumlll 9 жыл бұрын
+Seth Hawkins (DownsofFire) Well hello gaming Nazi
@N0tAlpharius
@N0tAlpharius 10 жыл бұрын
did anyone else notice how he said that the president is handcuffed to the launch codes?
@chokicar
@chokicar 9 жыл бұрын
Zero PUNtuation... nice
@TheOnly1Zalo
@TheOnly1Zalo 10 жыл бұрын
Damn, I just love the way you draw the characters.
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