WOLFENSTEIN: THE NEW ORDER (Zero Puntuation)

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[@jameswhee]

I love how B.J spent 14 years as a vegetable but was still a beefcake when he got back up

[@SmilingJack100]

+James Wheeler Yeah, his abiltiy to not move for 14 years and have no muscle degeneration, even for a level or two, is a bit funny/

[@Codex_0613]

and Big Boss is only in coma for 9 years dude was in vegetable state for 14 years, wake up and already ready to kick and stab and shoot the shit out of Nazis

[@jonmatjani6755]

+Codex but they actually explained that while in the hospital they were massaging Snake's muscles and tying weights to prevent muscle degeneration.

[@Codex_0613]

Jon Matjani flimsy excuse but i'll let it pass it's an fps game, not a cripple simulation game

[@spookmonster52]

Hating Nazis is a workout on it's own.

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

A moment that got to me was the guy who killed himself driving his car into a building to let us in. I was sure that he was the traitor because he was a dick to us all the time. I felt like I betrayed him in some way by doubting him.

[@bequanma]

Same here.

[@AllCanadiaReject]

RIP Bobby Bram, Hero of London.

[@ale90superarre]

Wait, what do you mean he was THE traitor. There was a traitor?

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

ale90superarre No, I just thought that he was.

[@mrwindupbird101]

Then you realize that him doing that was the plan all along and that he was a prick because he was coming to terms with the fact that regardless if the mission was a success or not, he wasn't going to live along enough to know and it gets really fucking sad.

[@UlithiumDragon]

The one thing that always bugged me is how the protagonist is so good at stealth, when I'm almost COMPLETELY convinced the Earth itself must shake whenever he takes a step! :P

[@Codex_0613]

and how BJ managed to fit his big ass in tiny spaces like the vent or squeeze thru a small drainage grate i just don't get that part

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Why? Because his MASSIVE BRASS BALLS?

[@edfreak9001]

exactly, nobody can tell which direction the shaking is coming from so he's paradoxically perfect at stealth as he's the only one unaffected by the complete hellscape he's inflicting on the tectonic plates.

[@annoyance.2583]

He is also a specialist in Nazi infiltration, ironic considering its strongly implied that assuming he even CAN speak German fluently he is so unconvincing he rather just don’t speak at all. In fact, apparently it’s enough that he LOOKS the part of an Aryan Übermensch to make all the Nazis cum in their panties and not question how come the man they were talking to for 5 minutes didn’t spoke ONCE

[@Rokk_]

I especially liked how you could melee the helmets of dead soldiers to make them fall off, and then gain +5 armor from said helmets.

[@MrDylanm842]

As someone that's playing this game again, thanks for the tip 8 years later

[@cjkelly7536]

I'm sorry you can WHAT

[@tomjackal5708]

A few minutes in I was thinking "Wait, this all sounds like _praise_! Am I in the wrong place?"

[@Scribblesnshavings]

If you've yet to play the game: Yes, you can actually drown a Nazi in its own urine.

[@huesos_azules]

@@vegisamalzero3681 "its"

[@caiuswickersham]

And it's sooooo satisfying.

[@felisasininus1784]

VegisamalZero3 “Its” is the possessive form, expressing ownership. “It’s” is short for “it is”.

[@leonardofranzinribeiro4220]

@@felisasininus1784 He's making the joke that the Nazi isnt a human being.

[@FlameDarkfire]

Its debatable though since you stab it in the jugular first.

[@bibniebt]

I really appreciate how macho white FPS soldier BJ actually came across as likable and interesting. It's proof that even those kinds of characters can be good ones, but people just aren't trying enough

[@angrytheclown801]

I think it's because you run around doing good things, sometimes just for the act of doing something good. Like getting Max's toys and protecting the concentration camp survivors. I know you go in to get Set, but you're still going out of your way to reunite couples, fetch lost wedding rings, and protect the prisoners just because they deserve protecting. Sometimes you just need to be a hero.

[@greywalker505]

@David Roberson This guy knows what’s up.

[@the_jones528]

I don't really get what being white has to do with anything...don't hate me.

[@Scarz3ny]

@@the_jones528 because your meant to be "woke" and hate white males

[@The_Murder_Party]

@@the_jones528 because it’s the cookie cutter. The vanilla, and typically the vanilla is every bad FPS Yahtzee has covered thus far.

[@thomashodgkinson2112]

"I'm actually a little surprised by how much I enjoyed Wolfenstein: the new order" - Yahtzee Put that on the box!

[@TheCorrodedMan]

Thomas Hodgkinson no no if one game does it then they'll all think they can do it

[@markkorompay3915]

The inclusion of JIMI FUCKING HENDRIX is what really sold me on the alternate history concept. I don't know how they can continue the series from here, but I really want to see how this would work in other decades. I can't even imagine how the 80s run by the Nazis would work...

[@markkorompay3915]

Actually, I just started watching it and I've already read the book. I know that there's significantly more resistance to the regimes in the show than the book, but I'm specifically talking about how the uber-violent elctropunk Wolfenstein series would handle a vibrant 80s setting. (if Michael Jackson was a member of the resistance, that would make my existence worthwhile)

[@Droepram]

+Mark Korompay By the 80's they would most likely have been more liberal. The point of National Socialism was to make Germany physically and psychologically strong for the war and for a period afterwards. It wasn't an ideology they wished to spread all over the world like communism. Sigh, if only there existed proper education in schools about WW2 people's heads wouldn't be filled with all these silly fantasies.

[@gregormcscrungus9727]

And Tesla, but made by the local anime studio.

[@lolusuck386]

@@Droepram lmao the kind of retarded shit people said about fascism hasn't changed since this was written.

[@gamerv2979]

We are not even gonna mention that brain removal torture scene that was disgustingly creative but also emotional and tragic

[@TimeBomb014X]

Man The New Order kicked so much ass, and I'm surprised how they gave BJ some depth as a character

[@TheRedKing247]

Gunnar Einarsson Yeah I mean, who would know that such a generic soldier in a war game would have FEELINGS! Fucking Call of Duty doesn't do that shit, I swear they're all friggin Terminators.

[@TimeBomb014X]

TornadoATP That's sort of disrespectful don't you think? For christ sakes the T-800 grew to care for John so to say a Terminator is as unfeeling as a CoD soldier disrespects them

[@TheRedKing247]

The ZombieMan I mean the original Terminator, not the one in T2.

[@TheRedKing247]

The ZombieMan Meh.

[@MartianManHunter2258]

If by depth you mean droopy-eyed, uncharasmatic, and melodramatic. Then sure I guess that's depth.

[@JammyD2579]

"Grizzled macho whisper" (with voice) is still one of my favourite ZP bits.

[@TrailerDrake]

Until this review, I never realized just how much I missed the Wolfenstein franchise.

[@Krypto137]

R U FOLLOWIGN ME SCOT!?

[@PlayerTwoHasJoined]

Honestly, I see you EVERYWHERE.

[@vaasmontenegro4192]

WHY ARE YOU APPEARING ON EVERY VID I WATCH

[@holliday164]

*Gasps* no, you're not turning into who I think you're turning into, oh no this is bad

[@Dramatic_Gaming]

HOW ARE YOU ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL I FOLLOW?

[@robertrose6153]

I love it when Yahtzee loves a game. It's like going to the DMV and realizing the deskworker is a competent, amicable, person. So rare, that I will go back to that DMV and search them out again.

[@MirakTp]

For some reason i want WW2 games back. But GOOD ones.

[@applepie231]

Red Orchestra 2. If you wanna feel like a helpless soldier play that game. There are times where you literally have to hide in a hole with friends and hope one of the artilley shells from the barrage doesn't kill you and everyone you know.

[@Critical_Hit]

Kim Jong Un There is a WW1 game on PC called Verdun. You can buy it on Steam early acess.

[@sham1121]

applepie231 Also the parts when you have to get across open ground with countless snipers and machine guns trying to hit you

[@AlgaeEater09]

Kim Jong Un you basically just describes ww1

[@cr0w-qz277]

Killing russians, right? that's what that was, right? (that was a stab at Cod, I know my history.)

[@dIRECTOR259]

At first I thought this game would cartoonishly exaggerate the Nazis, but then I realized they were actually being SOFT on them. People in a vegetative state (B.J.) not being euthanized? Actual Poles running around, not being dead or deported to somewhere in the east? There's even some talk of a "Poland"? What the hell? :D

[@dIRECTOR259]

***** Yeah but its been 20 years! Standing law in Germany was to euthanize people like BJ, and it took them 20 years to do it? You might say "he was in Poland", and the game does say that - but there was no such thing, all of Poland was pretty much annexed into Germany in 1939. There was the "General Government", a special part of the German Reich (previously Poland) where the Poles had been carted off to, to await deportation into the East (the ex-Soviet Union) - if they're lucky, or maybe even forced sterilization. Or both. There would have been no Poles or Polish state in Europe 20 years after a German victory. Another strange thing is that they refer to the city of Stettin as a city in "Poland". Now, Stettin is today in Poland (its called Szczecin) - but it was only given to Poland after WWII. Before WWII, before even Hitler, it was a German city. In Germany. They seem to have been working off a modern-day map xD Another issue is that "Germania", Hitler's Berlin, is full of skyscrapers and what look like apartment blocks. Hitler disliked skyscrapers, and had a very detailed idea of what the center of Berlin would look like: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Bundesarchiv_Bild_146III-373%2C_Modell_der_Neugestaltung_Berlins_%28%22Germania%22%29.jpg

[@thekingishuey9072]

+dIRECT0R yea but in wolfensteins universe Hitler got killed by BJ hence not all things being the same

[@dIRECTOR259]

+Pancer's Cloud I never said I was taking this seriously.

[@ivanovsd]

You realise he just gave this a 10/10 score, amazing

[@sasquatchhohman8241]

I think this game was awesome. I loved it and it could easily be my favorite shooter this year if Far Cry 4 doesn't live up to my expectations.

[@RealStupidTV]

Sasquatch Hohman Still think Last Light was just slightly better.

[@sasquatchhohman8241]

Last Light was ALOT better. But that was last year, so it's unchallenged so far this year.

[@RealStupidTV]

Sasquatch Hohman Really? Could've sworn it came out earlier this year. Man time goes fast.

[@sasquatchhohman8241]

I get lost in time myself. Like when thinking about CoD, I don't play them, but sometimes I feel like BOII came out last year.

[@xxxShadoW92]

With the Wolfenstein series updated it's straightforward enough I can't hate it For the goodies I root And the baddies I shoot And their corpses I leave desecrated

[@mikearisbrocken8507]

I wish all the review was in this style Just like the previous one inspired But the game is neat I think is a treat It always makes me smile

[@starghezer3602]

"Trying to squeeze the shrapnel out by thinking about it really hard" I'm quite sure that's the NHS's medical plan

[@peacefulltoucan]

Sam Kirby Now the torries are in power the "thinking really hard about it" treatment costs 10grand

[@starghezer3602]

God I love English Humour No, KZbin, that isn't a spelling error

[@TheRedKing247]

The Lazyneer By god do I hate English Spelling though. The only one that makes any sense to me is colour, for some reason.

[@KingOhmni]

The Lazyneer The lack of full stops is a grammatical error though. ;)

[@dyllman5]

+TornadoATP Even though English spelling is proper English? And American spelling is just a lazier alternative?

[@Midgetnator]

4:39 "With the Wolfenstein series updated It's straight forward enough I can't hate it, for the goodies I root and the baddies I shoot and their corpses I leave desecrated." So catchy :p

[@guguigugu]

"We shall fight them on velociraptors" -- nice one :)

[@jediqueer6162]

Oh Yatzee, if only you knew we'd be back in that fucked up place where people complain about mistreatment of Nazis not three years later. How far we've fucking fallen.

[@justinlavine9209]

So halfway through this game, its revealed that the Jews have untold wealth and knowledge that can somehow be weaponized into overthrowing global superpowers... And I'm supposed to believe the NAZI's are less anti-semetic than the developers? I'm not sure what to say except I see this tripe was published by the same country that still prints "Mein Kampf" for some reason...

[@AnInsaneOstrich]

omg the " it's straight forward enough I can't hate it , the goodies I route and the baddies I shoot and their corpses I leave desecrated" is epic! well done!

[@Betta66]

Anyone notice that the plot is suspiciously similar to Yahtzee's joke review of Duke Nukem Forever? No wonder he loved it.

[@ScribeNemarious]

I honestly picked up this game on nostalgia alone...and i was shocked by how good the story was. one of the most sympathetic action game protagonist i have ever seen and the whole game comes over as a good Tarantino film in tone, style, and pacing.

[@WaffleWiz]

With the Wolfenstein series updated It's straight forward enough I can't hate it For the goodies I root And the baddies I shoot And their corpses I leave desecrated -Yahtzee 2014

[@bibniebt]

One of those games that was a pleasant surprise. Nobody expected this to be any good

[@eddardstark5034]

coming back and rewatching this years later I love how Yahtzee was on the fence about the dual path at first but then went on to praise it as the only good way to do a dual ending.

[@konkrz2374]

aah, those simpler when "Nazis are bad" was still common knowledge.

[@1xrosexredx1]

I am so thankful someone finally adjusted the volume on the outro. It was obnoxiously loud for so long.

[@MrFright2010]

"The president is only hand-cuffed to the bloody codes because he likes to accessorize." Brilliant.

[@raultejada9887]

Ok, but Nazi Space Wizards is a kick ass indie game just begging to be made if I've ever heard one

[@greywalker505]

Funny thing: the main “Nazi Space Wizard”, Deathshead (his real name is Wilhelm Strasse), he dislikes the whole magical schtick his contemporaries have bought into. He prefers brutal scientific projects.

[@doibantikov2486]

Im in love with this game. I love the characters and gameplay so much I dont even care about the dual path thing. I'll replay the shit out of it.

[@TheHutcharmy]

Love that he mentions Butcher Bay as being a similar quality to this when its the same design team pretty much lol

[@winterloggan]

2:01 omg an actual facial expression!

[@ohioman4646]

remember that time when you used to be able to SKIP the advertisement? those were the days!

[@brainflash1]

+----)Hipster Walrus Gaming(---- Pepperidge Farm and Team Four Star remembers.

[@Sigmundfruit]

Here's a vampire with a manbun

[@UlithiumDragon]

+Noah Pitts No. I never get adds. Get an Adblock browser extension, or get one that hasn't sold out to Google (and in case you didn't already know - Google bought KZbin EONS ago...).

[@ohioman4646]

+UlithiumDragon I use mobile. No ad blocker here.

[@danielkrog2699]

+Noah Pitts Yahtzee gets paid by the ads. So watch the ads all the way through and pay Yahtzee, because his work is beyond Golden. And, buy games new, not used, to support game developers. That second part is directly from Yahtzee.

[@ElysianTyrant]

With the wolfenstein series updated, it's straight forward and I can't hate it, For the goodies I root and the baddies I shoot, and their corpses I leave desecrated.

[@pladmitry]

"What are you gonna call the next one? 'The slightly newer order'?" Three years later we find out that they actually decided to use a number. Wow, you'd think, it has to be quite a big number, considering the library of games they've got at hand. Well, you are in for quite a surprise, I must say, because apparently the new game is actually the second in the series! Wolfestein 2!!! Now you are just fucking with us, PR departments of every studio ever.

[@NorthernAirsofters]

Anyone else realised he has spelt 'punctuation' wrong in the title??

[@Reaperino332]

yeah, needs more puns for the title!!

[@danthemango]

ZERO PUNKTUATION

[@evecarroll8105]

Anyone else realize he misused the word 'spelt'??

[@Arunnejiro]

I guess that means that he has...*Puts on shades* zero punctuation YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[@Oktoberfest931]

RagingPheonix Sure, even though spelling has nothing to do with punctuation.

[@dogusad2161]

"romance from arse-wiping" I'm dying 😂😂

[@CorvodaPop]

Title says "Puntuation"

[@TheDarkscribe]

One thing I did hate about the new order was that by the end, you've killed more Nazis than were actually killed in WW2, and Deathshead calls you a murdering villain throughout the whole final boss fight lol I was thinking how hilariously bipolar it was, in the weird way that it literally forced you to kill ten billion Nazis, then insinuates that the whole thing was your fault. Like a shrewish stepmother who forces you to come inside and play with your toys, then calls you a nerd for having no friends XDDD

[@Sharkasaurusemperor1]

But... being a nerd is cool. You get to hang out with other nerds who have similar interests.

[@8bitScarf]

Spoilers.

[@JackLively]

I was actually pleasantly surprised by the game. It's smooth, funny, very enjoyable, and has some character depth, even to Mr. Meathead himself, Blazkowicz. It's goofy and silly, but quite well put together and has a sense of humour that balances well with some of the more tender moments. One thing I didn't really get though was how quickly Anya falls for Blazkowicz, but, as if to illustrate my point, even some of their sex scenes range from funny to intimate. It's quite a good game overall.

[@AllCanadiaReject]

As Tv Tropes puts it, it's "Glad to be alive sex." Also is it just me or does this game have some of the smoothest controls ever?

[@AllCanadiaReject]

+Jack Lively Might be one of the best singleplayer experiences ever.

[@joebloomer8048]

Probably because any a took care of BJ for 14 years.

[@britmachine722]

"stab him right up the lebensraum" has got to be in my top 10 yahtzee quotes for sure

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Well. I've seen my load of *BULLSHIT* for today. Right before this video was an ad for "The Last Of Us: Remastered" Which is "The Last Of Us" but for the PS4 with literally no differences in gameplay, graphics, or story. So basically, give Sony more money, and don't fucking say anything. This flask is seeming more and more relevant. Also, for anyone unaware, reviews are posted early on The Escapist website, go there for the next episode early.

[@MrsVincentspike]

I got an ad for a new CoD

[@Shlungoidwungus]

MrsVincentspike COD Advanced Warfare. I only buy the COD games anymore for the small amount of entertainment that the Zombies mode provides. If that were separated I would stop buying COD all together, but of course that's how they keep most of their *INTELLIGENT* customers. If they make Zombies a standalone game, I would buy that shit, and tell Treyarch to go fuck themselves.

[@Babasaurusrex]

omg no difference lol.. please read a little before you say your words. PS4's getting updated graphics. native 1080p ( and im going to assume 60 fps since its last gen ) and huge improvement to textures , draw distance and lighting. And not to mention all those jaggies that ps3 had. Felt like i could get my hands cut just from looking at it. Hooray for Anti aliasing. Its also going to be released DLC included. Well worth the $60 imo

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Sgt.James Doakes No, it is still the same game in almost every aspect. Graphics will not make up for it being the same story, same gameplay, and same DLC. Face it, it's a waste of money.

[@Babasaurusrex]

Racoon in the closet well they arent going to change the story. i was just saying because in your original comment you said " Which is "The Last Of Us" but for the PS4 with literally no differences in *gameplay*, *graphics*, or story." Which is dead wrong and over exaggerated. If you arent a fan then just dont get it lol

[@MrBounceoutboi]

"Griseled macho whisper" lmao the voice he does makes me laugh like crazy

[@DamianSabre]

"Ach! Mein bollocken!" Lmao

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

Hey you. Yeah, the human reading this: WHY have you not bought this game yet?

[@Hornat355]

Because i pre purchased the bigger box with keychain and a postcards :D. Bunkers are the best

[@shorebreak69]

my 14 yr old son got it for me for Xmas. Joy ! :)

[@mrhitisnumberone]

I want to play others first.

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

TankBus Do you ever actually hear the shit coming out of your mouth? Who the f*ck talks like that?

[@TheTankbus]

Zelousmarineinspace No, because it will trigger me.

[@briangoss5992]

Wow that sounded like a positive review. Im shocked really am.

[@NYPDWeatherman]

Damn that last 10 seconds of the review had straight BARS

[@BroadBoulders]

1:45 Oh how this speaks volumes of political discourse now

[@oliverhilton6086]

"Ack, mein bollocks" is the best character quip Yahtzee has made

[@xados-49]

this game was pretty good, although two things really grinded my gears. The first being the fact they took your weapons away every single level, now I'm the sort of person who get's attached to his weapons and taking them away every level really annoyed me. Second was the annoying as hell heavy type enemies that take 10 magazines to kill. Espically in this game where ammo can be quite scarce I don't want to waste all of it on taking out one weak spot free enemy!

[@williamnixon3994]

If it was the ones with machine guns and armor that can be used for your armor, plunk your lasercraftwerk out and shoot it, one shot at max power (ADS and wait for those little squares at the bottom to all go bright) kills them

[@LanceDragonov]

And the fact that the boss fight against Deathshead is hilariously easy even on Uber. Just get the rocket launcher attachment for the assault rifle, stock up on ammo, dual wield them bad boys, point at Deathshead's mech after you've disabled his shield, and congratulations you've won the game.

[@xados-49]

Dat Insane Dude Oh gosh I know! That guy was silly easy! I died way more times on that bridge level then I did on the final fight.

[@LanceDragonov]

Though I have to say - I really like Blazkowicz as a character in New Order. It's like Yahtzee says; he really comes across as tired and exhausted from fighting all these Nazis. I mean, he's been murdering hundreds of them and yet there just keep coming new ones. Nazis everywhere. It's really captured by one line Blazko says in Berlin - "Is there anything in this world worth saving?"

[@gunsniper0018]

it was the supply pick up system for me, complete pace breaker when I had to stop every few minutes to manually loot the enemies I just took out to make sure I had enough ammo for the next wave. Why didn't they make picking up ammo automatic, instead i'm getting shot in the ass while i'm groping corpses for bullets.

[@Tearonex]

That limerick at the end is one of the reasons I still love watching these reviews.....

[@greywalker505]

2:04 Oh god, it’s the Insufferably Smug Dark Souls Player.

[@haxor98]

"grizzled macho whisper" killed me XD

[@oscarmccormack1611]

Well, there's a sequel on the way. Hopefully it's as good.

[@CALLOFROCK14]

the rhyme at the end was a good touch

[@jamesreid9284]

What a relief: Yahtzee said he enjoyed TNO! I've been wanting to play it for a while, but I was a little skeptical, despite how Wolfenstein is my all-time favorite WW2 series! Welp. Time to dig around for $59.99 (plus tax, of fucking course) and score some more "Mein Leben!"s.

[@pettanko6055]

I love how he used a limerick at the end (although he should have done the whole review in limerick form like in his previous Wolfenstein review).

[@matthewdelaney1055]

When I first played the new order I chose the grumpy Scottish man to die and to the parronoid American kid to live because he's younger so he's got more life to live he's got a great sense of humor he would become a greater companion later this on in the game and if the worst comes to it his flesh will be more delicious

[@mattglover560]

Here from the last review of wolfenstein, Wanted to if the games got better over time But the last was in limerick And i think now I'm sick Because my brain keeps on searching for rhymes

[@DarknessXER]

So basically Yahtzee approves i guess?

[@behemothokun]

yes; sounds like a 4/5 rating.

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

More like a MILLION!! why haven't you bought this game yet?

[@StudioAREshorts]

3:12, In the game, they explain the boat captains need to know those codes by heart, They DO have the codes while the U-boats are in Nazi control. I imagine in a pinch they could just radio them in anyways.

[@NoName013PL]

Joke's on you Yahtzee... new Wolfenstein will be called Old Blood :D

[@TheZoaric]

+MattyFizzle04 DLC implies that it requires the base game to play. It's an expadalone prequel.

[@user-vu7me6ix1f]

What happened to last remarks in the credits I had to pause the screen 3 times for to read..? I liked those..

[@fredocarroll]

The master race of masturbation: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Admittedly 'Wolfenstein' isn't *exactly* the same title as 'Wolfenstein 3D' but I think the 3 in there just muddles the issue further All I want to know is whether or not MechaHitler is still canon

[@mixmaster6827]

good lord he liked it? I MUST GET THIS!

[@yujiruffhanma3095]

A fun fact ( but only really fun for me) The Attack on Baker Shore at the beginning of the game happened on my birthday.

[@crimsonblush4422]

Watch this video at two times speed, and the line at 2:19 will startle you and make you laugh

[@Niosus]

Wow it looks like they have finally caught up! There used to be such a long delay between the video coming out on the website and going up on KZbin!

[@nalvious]

You do realize Bioshock had maps, right? Infinite fucked that up, but it had them

[@Guanchen]

I seem to recall I navigated Bioshock with a arrow pointing thing on top of the screen... was I mistaken?

[@sinder9737]

Maps that had no meaning...his point is the maps in this game helped you use alternate routes, find secrets ect. so Bioshock maps don't count. I never once looked at the map in Bioshock because there is no reason to.

[@Xanderlune]

TLCBonaparte You are right, but they did have a map screen and exploration albeit weaksauce at times. Just Sayin'

[@bchwil]

TLCBonaparte You didn't turn off the "GO HERE TO WIN THE GAME" arrow? That arrow was annoying as hell

[@appabend]

I think he was referring to the absence of maps in spunkgargleweewees and you don't want to compare those to the excellent game that is BioShock.

[@TheKrazyguy75]

Oh yatzee is gonna have so much fun with Wolfenstein II, the 11th game in the series, and the fourth in the new series.

[@Bobsvlog1]

Omg he's finally doing wolfestein thank god

[@marcusdranz]

Psst - this is last week's. The CURRENT one is up on the Escapist. I know they typed it like that here, but that's how much they expect of the KZbin audience's attention span and intellect.

[@XBLGR]

got to be honest I don't think I ever used a map, the levels were explorable but it was also fairly obvious where you had to go.

[@ShotgunMcgee666]

Time to find this game on PS4. Go filthy console peasants.

[@lllPlatinumlll]

+Seth Hawkins (DownsofFire) Well hello gaming Nazi

[@Robo983]

What happened to the endscreen jokes? Those were my favorite!

[@memnarch129]

If you liked The New Order then I cant wait to hear your take on the new Doom. Seriously Im actually curious if/when your going to do a Doom review.

[@GameTimeWithAiden]

The duration between when this video is released on the Escapist website and when it goes to KZbin is odd. Feels like I watched this ages ago.

[@chokicar]

Zero PUNtuation... nice

[@Blix11]

Bowser's flying machine really had me laughing.

[@paull.9884]

Thank you, this game was totally worth it!

[@flippingchips7343]

Hmmm, coming back to it after some time I noticed that I remember the last verses of the poem differently. For the baddies I shoot, the bodies I loot and the corpses I leave desecrated.

[@PSspecialist]

Haha love your anti-nazism in these videos. These bastards are on the rise where I live.

[@cpob2013]

Too bad its illegal to kill them now...

[@SonofTiamat]

Are they literal Nazis, or is that just a hyperbolic statement? Genuinely curious.

[@PSspecialist]

tiakpark I live in Greece and yes they are literally Nazis. They deny it of course but the ideology is the same. I'm talking about the political party known as Golden Dawn, some people here might have heard of them. If you live in Europe there's a higher chance you do. Luckily, some of the party's members have been arrested due to illegal possession of firearms among other things. (Such as gunning down a rapper who spoke publicly against them) Only guns legal in Greece are hunting rifles. The only reason their votes have somewhat dropped is probably due to that incident. The police broke into their homes and found posters of nazi symbols, Hitler and copies of Mein Kampf. They call their leader Fuhrer for Christ's sake!

[@NotSatanDisguised]

Everyone is free to make their own choice. Even if that choice is to be a stupid racist Nazi asshat.

[@danielmeech2418]

I hear the 1930s are horrible this time of year

[@TheOnly1Zalo]

Damn, I just love the way you draw the characters.

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

I hope he does a critique for Enemy Front, it looks and plays like a shooter from the year 2000 but as most shooters these days are spunk gargle wee wee it's good that it feels like a 14 year old shooter and that is a depressing thought.

[@gittonsxv126]

WTNO amazes me, we are so fucking deep in the modern gunwank era of gaming that to see this challenging, fun, interesting, well designed and even funny at times shooter appear is almost unbelievable. here is hoping for more.

[@jamesreid9284]

Gittons Xv Wolfenstein: The Old Blood, a standalone prequel with (what I assume) the same game engine, will release in early May. Perhaps your hopes will be fulfilled...

[@gittonsxv126]

James Reid oh man i hope so.

[@eggbaron3968]

This game triggers Richard Spencer.

[@akiraigarashi2874]

This was a really fun shooter. It was pretty fun to be stealthy and kill most of the enemies before they even realise it and then massacre the rest by going full on violence.

[@_antares031]

Way better than any spunkgargleweewee 10/10

[@tommytwotacos3503]

I really liked the London Monitor fight.

[@peppermillers8361]

Tommy TwoTacos "you will be found, and punished" that voice is like the nazi version of the drill voice from Dead Space 3.

[@edgajam]

Wait, the maps in this game were usable?

[@BizzarFish1]

Yea o-o what kind of planet have you been staying on the past month or so :o look though the control menu it will do wonders :3 Spunk-garglewee-wee games have made your mind mush O_O!!! we must save him!!! *points*

[@edgajam]

Hah, I'd rather die than play those generic shooters.

[@BizzarFish1]

hehe X3 a bit drastic but okay, but if someone buys it you its polite to play it x.x (my buddy buys me cod every year even after i tell him to stop D:)

[@edgajam]

Contract killing isn't too expensive.

[@BizzarFish1]

yea sadly D: and im to lazy to do it myself (oh hey there NSA i know you don't understand sarcasm but THIS IS SARCASM no need to arrest me)

[@k.h.6445]

That limerick at the end was a masterpiece

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Still sad that Youngblood was a shit sandwich, I liked this series

[@paladinboyd1228]

I bloody hated that Nazi officer on the train part that and the camp part I have never been that tense and uncomfortable in my life.

[@colebotman]

Cashtle Von Volfenshtine

[@theonlyxbox360]

the rhymes at the end! i love it! xD

[@TooFatTooFurious]

Man, alt-right will probably be really upset about that "drowning nazis in their own piss" line :)

[@N0tAlpharius]

did anyone else notice how he said that the president is handcuffed to the launch codes?

[@permeus2nd]

1:50 and yet sadly some people still get offended when you have the most evil political organisation in history as the bad guys, there is only two groups of people in a game setting that I will kill on sight no questions asked and if the game wants me to side with them that’s where I end the game, group one is slavers (I was recommended a really cool story mod for Skyrim, it starts off with you been knocked out and waking up in a cage but then decided that you as a free person would be 100% ok with been a slave and “”earning”” your freedom so I did what any sensible all powerful being would do and slaughtered ever last slaver, revived a few of them so I could kill them again then uninstalled the mod) the second group is these guys, sadly I can’t say their name as sometimes KZbin deletes comments that have words they don’t like in them.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Yeah, FK SLAVERS AND FK THE NA-GERMAN SOLDIERS!

[@RealRabidRabbit]

There's only one problem I can't look past. Why didn't they put the radio songs on the OST? I wanna listen to "Zug nach Hamburg" and "Kleine VW" as I drive, damn it. :/