In Polish it was: -Kloss... -Kloss who? -Hans Kloss
@rufousthefox97665 жыл бұрын
Your comedy act won't save you. Talking will.
@Drathgore9 жыл бұрын
best side character of the year goes to the pipe, its the most versatile tool ever apparently
@iamaspaceman85336 жыл бұрын
Drathgore more like the half life crowbar
@thekeeperofrecords30414 жыл бұрын
But Falling rocks apparently seem to be a US weakness.
@omeloithemarshmallow76634 жыл бұрын
Don’t ever underestimate the pipe
@misterx19784 жыл бұрын
His name is "Tony Gasspipe" ;)
@brettboyce90452 жыл бұрын
1000th like💪
@beautifullittlepsycho17829 жыл бұрын
the way they did rudi's character was really good. things like..his father died of electrocution and he uses electricity on his enemies...he hated his farther, as evidence in rudi's letter from his mother. He uses electricity on his enemies psychologically to watch his father die over and over in other people. also his love for dogs over humans due to a serious lack of trust in people from childhood trauma. I totally love it when game designers put in the effort to establish complex characters like him.
@Lessthanthreeedm6 жыл бұрын
Complex character? Haha, the fuck are you even on about? A couple of 30 seconds worth of useless cutscenes and somehow we have the most developed and complex character in the entire game? He gets you couple of times, you get him by instantly stabbing him in the head like you always do before anyone can open their mouths and say something more than some shitty jokes or "I'll kill you" or any other, proper character development. There's no complexity in this game as everything is so bad and so dumbed down that even cod has a better storyline.
@pyrodes6 жыл бұрын
I actually almost felt bad when I killed him.
@farbauti53986 жыл бұрын
Holy crap...Rudi is Krieger
@farbauti53986 жыл бұрын
@Iedy Iedy hmm maybe a more brutal less subtle version of Simon Gruber perhaps
@noddle_master33035 жыл бұрын
@@Lessthanthreeedm ok buddy
@lonelypotato5209 жыл бұрын
"The staff don't carry guns" I doubt they carry a pipe around with them either
@robotnr.18357 жыл бұрын
XD
@seangilbert73658 жыл бұрын
20:24 I love how he gets 20 health by turning the electric chair on with Jager in it
@KhrisIvanov7 жыл бұрын
Take their life to gain your own...
@ryansmith52746 жыл бұрын
Nah there is a heal on the table. The person playing might have been mashing square and picked up the health while the screen was moving. That or he got life steal, the lucky prick.
@deathkeys14 жыл бұрын
A clear exemple of the stolen Brutal doom mechanics which rewards you for commiting cruelty acts!
@rbenne62 жыл бұрын
Ego boost!
@gamerproyt89872 жыл бұрын
The electricity stole jagers life force and gave it to blazkovicz
@theannouncer55385 жыл бұрын
BJ: America would never fold New Colussus: let me introduce myself
@silverstorm12334 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about that game.
@echo99324 жыл бұрын
@@silverstorm1233 No, the game we don't talk about is Youngblood now
@silverstorm12334 жыл бұрын
@@echo9932 About neither both those games butcher the franchise, it is just a matter of comparing a steaming pile of dogshit to a pile of dogshit.
@echo99324 жыл бұрын
@@silverstorm1233 I didn't have too much of an issue with New Colossus.
@silverstorm12334 жыл бұрын
@@echo9932 I don't know how you dealt with the commie bullshit then.
@Euro26109 жыл бұрын
"Hotdog".
@thenobslol8 жыл бұрын
[Laughs in german]
@TheIndogamer6 жыл бұрын
Comedian: **makes a well thought original joke** Rudi and his clerk: *neutral laugh* Blazko: "Hotdog" Rudi and his clerk: **HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**
@PancakeEnforcer924J6 жыл бұрын
Raihan Purboyo actually there is a joke behind it Basically Rudi asked if Blaskowitz was a Frankfurter because it stated in the false ID that he came from Frankfurt, sort of like how you say you’re an American if you come from America Back then, Frankfurter was also a WW1 German word for Hotdog, so basically BJ was calling himself a hotdog in response to them asking him if he was a frankfurter
@tiang14935 жыл бұрын
“Ja...ein hotdog
@karlkat90424 жыл бұрын
Hot dog brother, for the emperor
@sylvainmalfettes21148 жыл бұрын
Wait...wait...you send to a secret mission someone who does not speak german ?
@thenobslol8 жыл бұрын
comedy game logics. Ltd
@hermes-stanlvu41167 жыл бұрын
well wesly died sooo change of plan ig, or just freakin finish the mission.
@JacobVonRoker7 жыл бұрын
they needed BJ for his skills, not for linguistics
@15vertigo7 жыл бұрын
ChromatiKosm It still makes no sense. He was a major threat to the mission.
@alexandersalz58507 жыл бұрын
lol true xD
@josephrabaja52437 жыл бұрын
Jesus, no matter how many times I watched that hotdog scene, it never fails to amaze me.
@Christ-my-king4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@mkultra2456 Жыл бұрын
@@Christ-my-king Jesus wants to make sweet love to your ass. Will you let him?
@a.k8185 Жыл бұрын
Unsettling, and hilarious.
@DOGFIGHT101Ай бұрын
The soldiers worried face makes it funny
@Warhorse5007 жыл бұрын
This and "The New Order" are arguably some of the best games I've ever played. I think Bethesda and MachineGames should be commended on their ability to 1) take an old franchise that had been mostly abandoned, 2) make it something deeper and richer than just a one-note FPS with just a weak premise and no real story, and 3) inject it with some real acting and life. This was well done indeed. Can't wait for "The New Colossus"!
@Payne8237 жыл бұрын
That's right. The voice acting sends shivers down my spine. New Colossus is going to be awesome.
@Lessthanthreeedm6 жыл бұрын
What have you played then? Cod and this only? Cause to call this one of the best games is just plain retarded. Nothing is good in this game, there's no story, just some going in a straight line, shooting, doing some random chit chat, shooting some more and that's all what this game comes to. Shivers from what? Shitty, forced raspy voice version of max payne voice acting? Don't make me laugh.
@sauce94865 жыл бұрын
Sorry for coming 6 months later, but this was before the new colossus was an actual game.
@clubman833266115 жыл бұрын
Tagic Mrooper I think you just want someone to argue with don’t you.
@omeloithemarshmallow76634 жыл бұрын
Tagic Mrooper you seem pretty boring....
@wildbuffalo88389 жыл бұрын
Not Wolfenstein without The protagonist being KOed and thrown in a super max prison or being KOed and put into a killing machine as you escape in the nick of time plus Super Soldaten and the turret scenes.
@georgehalo19 жыл бұрын
B.J was knocked out more times by a rock than the times mayweather hugged pacquiao.
@l.o.r.esci-fi48963 жыл бұрын
Hahaha What The Fuck 😭
@Koupip8 жыл бұрын
i find this moment at 58:17 very funny its like a sitecom inside joke where BJ allways get hit on the head by a falling object.
@fanaticaldueling63377 жыл бұрын
Koupip2 You just ruined BJ getting hit in the head for me
@vickygator49372 жыл бұрын
Exactly, burst out laughing when it happened
@RazorLapse9 жыл бұрын
The amount of times he got knocked out is amazing XD
@jdogpayne2389 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm pretty sure B. J. has permanent brain damage.
@iSTEFIXi9 жыл бұрын
Joshua Payne fuck brain damage how many times did he got stabbed,shot,electrocuted etc... he is not human
@riceoawsozm969 жыл бұрын
Blazcowiz is a badass muthaf***** he's probably the most badass first person shooter protagonist out there
@iSTEFIXi9 жыл бұрын
riceoawsozm96 he and crane from dying light are the most badass first person protagonist in 2015
@kingartison7 жыл бұрын
Joshua Payne his brain is gravy and everything else like max hass head
@LegitMix149 жыл бұрын
That original Wolfenstein Easter egg at about 50:30 is pretty cool!
@TheDarkUnknown6 жыл бұрын
LegitMix14 v
@comet39695 жыл бұрын
24:26 The only word that goes through your mind when you fall of an edge is.....
@jh_-mu7ul4 жыл бұрын
When he fell I said fuck in my head at the same time
@blyat48427 жыл бұрын
Still more historically accurate than Cod WW2
@spirz45575 жыл бұрын
And now Wolfenstein AND CoD WW2 are more accurate than BFV x)
@narenthebeesechurgerman4224 жыл бұрын
Deus Vult sure
@echo99324 жыл бұрын
@@narenthebeesechurgerman422 Eh, they got some stuff right. The bridge to the Rhine was correct, it was just that Remagen (I think that was where it was) was technically next to the bridge, but not in the way they portrayed.
@roskcity4 жыл бұрын
@Shut up Turkish Neo Fascist Bf5 would be perfect if they had real uniforms and maps. They got the weapons right.
@dahomiebolton3553 Жыл бұрын
Kill the nazis Blasko
@Tom-ol1ik9 жыл бұрын
this lead pipe is sure strong,yet my bathroom's pipe explode every month lmaoo
@Anonymations5 жыл бұрын
Try flex tape
@roskcity4 жыл бұрын
4 years late buddy.
@felipefromming8614 жыл бұрын
@@roskcity 1 year late buddy
@KingIjazMalik4 жыл бұрын
Thats Made of German Steel
@Redlionreal56493 жыл бұрын
5 YEARS LATE BUDDY
@Assassino2759 жыл бұрын
It isn't a WWII game without zombies anymore.
@TheSegui9 жыл бұрын
Assassino275 Wolfenstein was all about zombies and paranormal shit lol
@thebananamelon50659 жыл бұрын
It isn't a World War Two game, this game is when the nazis won. It's a rebellion.
@TheSegui9 жыл бұрын
Banana Melon Yea but this DLC is WW2 its a prequel.
@thebananamelon50659 жыл бұрын
stainglass I didn't even know this was DLC!!!
@TheSegui9 жыл бұрын
Banana Melon standalone but related to the full games...character and plot line. Prequel to the full game new order when the nazis...won this is like right before the...first mission of new order i guess when they invade death heads castle...and lose
@MistaZiggy9 жыл бұрын
shit is constantly falling on BJ
@kommandokeks4 жыл бұрын
BJ survives this.
@avivfrai48587 жыл бұрын
"OUTA ME WAY MATES, I GOTTA TAKE ME A PISS!" _-Ferguson, right after he got off the truck._
@ThePa1riot8 жыл бұрын
5:47 Ummm anybody besides me getting a "Where Eagles Dare" feel from this setup?
@redcoatgaming41418 жыл бұрын
Sorry for the late comment but "Broadsword Calling Danny Boy"
@combustinghandshakes86177 жыл бұрын
Playing this after The New Blood has a bigger emotional impact than playing this one first.
@alexsalazar51612 жыл бұрын
right. definetely play this after the new order
@yomegayo8 жыл бұрын
33:44 Hahaha that part is the best.
@subhelm63949 жыл бұрын
28:06-28:13. BEST ENTRANCE EVER
@deathkeys14 жыл бұрын
AMERICAN! YOU KILLED MY DOOOOOOG!!! YOU KILLED MY GRETAAAAA! I mean, he just enters barging in angrily screaming like any self respecting nazi would do!
@michaeltesterman82952 жыл бұрын
Can't ignore the "... nevermind"
@Whineanddine523 жыл бұрын
Because I played 'The New Order' before this, the ending just feels bittersweet to me. It's hopeful that they're gonna go after the big guy to go end the war, but at the same time you know what happens next :(
@alexsalazar51612 жыл бұрын
thats the point of this ending. thats why the sad song plays in the end, because we know what happens next.
@hardcoregary84276 жыл бұрын
47:29 I'm glad you saved Annette in this part. She can actually die here cuz in the end when you're in the boat with Fergus, the girl in the red dress can actually stand alone looking around for Annette if Annette dies👍
@mkultra2456 Жыл бұрын
You gotta stop saying actually.
@spicytortilla22399 жыл бұрын
When he puts the guns in the chest it's like wtf where do you keep those
@XxlinkboyxX9 жыл бұрын
XD ikr!
@mrbioshock7834 жыл бұрын
The tactical pocket
@roskcity4 жыл бұрын
What do you expect. He is blazkowicz.
@cellsplitter61923 жыл бұрын
He’s got those extra big pockets
@revanimperium7 жыл бұрын
Who is your contact in the village? Claus. Who is this Klaus? Santa Claus....
@sanemishinazugawa70965 жыл бұрын
Rudi: Shocked Pikachu face
@gaudelio25 Жыл бұрын
Best line over the "What's that? Kill as many Nazis I can?"
@legion12279 жыл бұрын
I dare anyone to see part 53:35 with headphones and full screen xD hahaha
@glp9 жыл бұрын
LeesBaxx GaMEz haha very nice catch =)
@legion12279 жыл бұрын
No prob. 😂
@beaukennedy46189 жыл бұрын
LeesBaxx GaMEz thats how i do it anyway
@legion12279 жыл бұрын
So do I
@peterhartz33047 жыл бұрын
It's nice when you can speak German and don't need to read the subtitles
@Christ-my-king4 жыл бұрын
Hallo wie gets es dir
@peterhartz33044 жыл бұрын
@@Christ-my-king Gut, danke
@Till2824 жыл бұрын
@jack Yes sir
@roskcity4 жыл бұрын
@steven johnson very easy if you know other Germanic languages like Swedish, Dutch, Norwegian or Danish.
@Huell.Soloss5 жыл бұрын
50:06 ride till I can't no more
@roskcity4 жыл бұрын
Cringepilled
@mikeanderson98849 жыл бұрын
I bought the new order for my xbox 360 and fell in love with the story. When I saw that this came out on next gen only I decided to just watch it. Thanks
@leothatch41447 жыл бұрын
What is it about Wolfenstein that makes me forget to write an essay on the beginning of the Cold War?
@michaelmerritt74067 жыл бұрын
That nervous laugh from that German guard at 4:24 is kind of funny
@memenest4684 жыл бұрын
I loved part where he encountered Super Soldier and said "I saw a similar type at Deathshead's X-Labs"
@jasonwhite29453 жыл бұрын
13:57 this is so immediately violent and random I couldn't stop laughing lol
@uberreaktor48363 жыл бұрын
I can only believe he was the backup plan. If the mission goes south, he's the only man capable to simply exterminate everything between him and the mission objective.
@blackflame45069 жыл бұрын
Definitely will get this next week since I have a PS4 now. Thanks for the recommendation GLP crew!
@ComfortsSpecter Жыл бұрын
18:00 Honestly, Coolest Antagonist in Wolfenstein Hands Down He just… Vibes Introduced as Evil, Caring, Relatable and Vibey in less than 30 Seconds
@porterschoen15106 жыл бұрын
Papers, please. Glory to Arstotzka!
@andrejbusin35084 жыл бұрын
53:36 that scared the shit out of me.
@KevetteofArethria3 жыл бұрын
"He's not going to catch me off guard, that's for sure!" Then he just gets shot. Peak comedy.
@dawncullen02142 жыл бұрын
He caught him on guard 🤣
@IceKai9 жыл бұрын
How the F does B.J. survive these bullets but not the goshdamn rocks?!
@Thighmangler7 жыл бұрын
Kaiden Gallardo this is a christian server, I don't want any of that foul language here...
@CustomCoupeUltimate5 жыл бұрын
Fuck
@endureshanta48054 жыл бұрын
@@Thighmangler Well you're are watching a rated m game so if you Don't like leave.
@roskcity4 жыл бұрын
@@CustomCoupeUltimate Gay
@CustomCoupeUltimate4 жыл бұрын
@@roskcity i know
@malejadrocha9 жыл бұрын
Remenber, no Nazis. XD
@eligordon34269 жыл бұрын
I believe it's pronounced "Nazi Pigs"
@malejadrocha9 жыл бұрын
Oh! my bad HAHAHAHA
@happymeme13297 жыл бұрын
Miguel Alejandro Lara Lenttini u mean no Russian?
@roskcity4 жыл бұрын
A few years late.
@Jaycharlesjackson9 жыл бұрын
The little girl is ann frank. That is some hardcore shit right there.
@sweatysocks82147 жыл бұрын
jay charles jackson Holly shit really?
@sayita127 жыл бұрын
And she tryies to find her friend, and her family's dead
@youngarchivest90927 жыл бұрын
She is too old to be Ann Frank. They don't look alike either.
@myram72987 жыл бұрын
It's confirmed that she's at least a reference/tribute to Anne Frank.
@raymondge71936 жыл бұрын
Well in the year 1946, Anne is 17. Looks close enough. Keep in mind, this is an alternate timeline, maybe one in which Anne escapes the concentration camps and lives
@dr.virus12957 жыл бұрын
Able to carry a pistol, an assault rifle, a grenade launcher pistol, a sniper rifle and a shotgun... This is Wolfenstein, fuck logic!!!
@CyberCriminal7775 жыл бұрын
*gets hit from falling cart thing* *gets hit from falling part of roof* *gets hit from falling rock* NO BRAIN DAMAGE
@shashwat70895 жыл бұрын
In every wolfy game a big rock falls on BJs face and knocks him out, but theres not even a scrath on the face of our hero instead of it getting crushed.
@stephaniehutchinson67405 жыл бұрын
13:59 Epic knife battle
@adventure_skaut7 жыл бұрын
13:56 Internet fights in a nutshell
@SRC-lo2nc2 жыл бұрын
When you live in England 🇬🇧
@urielhernandez52667 жыл бұрын
its funny how to knocked out the dog 15:22
@jh_-mu7ul4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@UndertaleFan-cx2mc2 жыл бұрын
Now that I've played The New Order three times over, I should go back to The Old Blood. See how the game I started Wolfenstein with still holds up in terms of my own gameplay.
@joshuabenson25684 жыл бұрын
When that rock fell on top of B.J. all of a sudden I fucking died man. The way these devs kinda made a meme of things falling ontop of his head is hilarious.
@Chirpysemperboy3 жыл бұрын
I honestly think, when Rudi is about to kick B.J. into the hole, he should have said "Hot Dog" to show that he remembers him.
@turtleh7 жыл бұрын
This is how games should be scripted.
@rubyfox57065 жыл бұрын
Ok my final spam. 34:00 I died right then and there.
@denemi30657 жыл бұрын
13:57 i like it how theyr just screaming and stabbing each other
@silque_brigandess6 жыл бұрын
Spoilers: Guy with a knife loses to guy with a pipe
@aituaribragimov41984 жыл бұрын
Funny to watch this video while you are studying in Germany. And tomorrow you have an exam))
@ramoskenneth359 жыл бұрын
Keep up the Good work man.!
@alexp63647 жыл бұрын
13:57 are you serious. I laughed hard
@vegawinnfield70025 жыл бұрын
That german army salute at 5:35 is kinda cool actually..
@FatalTaco7 жыл бұрын
10/10 Best Fash Bashing Game ever
@bettertobendthantobreak29837 жыл бұрын
BJ is the typical gamer in games. He is just too perfect.
@lightweightjive2 жыл бұрын
“For Gods sake put some clothes on and leave your guns” BJ: *proceeds to fill chest with an arsenal quite literally from his person.*
@KTA1sVidsandFacts9 жыл бұрын
Was Nazi Zombies from the original Wolfenstein?
@KTA1sVidsandFacts9 жыл бұрын
***** ok ty
@AlexeiVoronin8 жыл бұрын
+The Cool Persian The classic old Wolf 3D had zombies... though they were called "Mutants" and were supposedly created by evil Nazi science. Return to Castle Wolfenstein had some proper zombies, hungry for brains! Wolf 2009 had zombie-like creatures called "Despoiled".
@AlexeiVoronin8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew H Sadly, I haven't played them... yet ;)
@kukluxkarl1598 жыл бұрын
+AlexeiVoronin The "Trail of the Madman" chapter had zombies.
@AlexeiVoronin8 жыл бұрын
+Karl Wiesmann You mean "Confrontation"... and they appear only in the secret level ;) (just to clarify, I am talking strictly about the PC version of the game)
@silverstorm12334 жыл бұрын
18:59 Favorite part right here, thank me later!
@tannerbruning8684 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite dialogue exchanges in the series Helga: I will go down in history as one of the wields greatest adventures B.J: you’ll a,ways be just another Nazi
@moltam999 жыл бұрын
Ah, it was so nice to finally Return To Castle Wolfenstein :D If you know what I mean.
@nothingnowhere23582 жыл бұрын
15:23 How that dog just got *B O N K E D* was so funny to me lmao
@KrautGoesWild6 жыл бұрын
46:26 - the warmth of pleasant memories.
@MintiDeschiseOfficial9 жыл бұрын
46:26 Easter Egg
@unknownhiddenname66455 жыл бұрын
0:51 What I heard: and don't shoot at me.
@silque_brigandess6 жыл бұрын
58:16 most intense laugh I ever had.
@Tower..3 жыл бұрын
" _We maggots live... not long. We hope more life... work... kill... maybe queens notice... Maybe they share... the Old blood. We are maggots. But eventually even maggots can fly._ " _YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!_
@CanerGYaln6 жыл бұрын
46:26 These good old times... :)
@viktorsilva40173 жыл бұрын
"Are you Frankfurter ?" *"Ein hotdog"*
@sulsty16286 жыл бұрын
I like how they send the man who can barley speak German on a undercover mission
@SaakeliSaatana2 жыл бұрын
He had Wesley with him.
@jilllaxen2176 жыл бұрын
4:12 the dude on the left looks like hes gonna piss himself
@harrysawdy41534 жыл бұрын
Game starts: "Oh, you're awake..."
@combustinghandshakes86177 жыл бұрын
And this does happen... in another universe...
@supershifter48364 жыл бұрын
Things went from semi-realistic to "what the fuck?!" really fast.
@justaman15372 жыл бұрын
B.J.: "America would never fold" America: "Now hold on a min"
@everblades45 жыл бұрын
It's not the water that allows electricity to flow through u it's the salts within your body that are dissolved in water
@KabutoRyu9 жыл бұрын
that damn pipe i'll bet it must be HARRY POTTER wand...so OP like MAGIC
@Liamv46964 жыл бұрын
No one's asking questions about 14:00 and how he totally just carries on as normal?
@ssj4gogeta130 Жыл бұрын
“Killed your fucking dog, Rudi!” Hooooly FUCK!
@VoicesofPoverty7 жыл бұрын
Actually water isn't conductive...it is the minerals in it.
@Lsvdp3692 жыл бұрын
Dis someone see those elongated skulls. The anununaki. 10:00
@mortenharket32652 жыл бұрын
46:25 an Easter Egg! It's the very first Wolfenstein!
@gaudelio25 Жыл бұрын
I mean, you can actually play it on every episode
@aztroboy14505 жыл бұрын
56:43 Do you really think that can save you dude?
@ThexLegendxM9 жыл бұрын
Dat grammar nazi reference lol.
@davidcross30484 жыл бұрын
I like how you included some gameplay cause the cutscenes are too short lmfao
@zero2o107 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that BJ seems to be sleeping in all the games openings?
@neptune35696 жыл бұрын
36:50 I don't even know how to caption this. Jesus.
@gagecole49135 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@kshckdshkcjhsdlkvjflkvj83928 жыл бұрын
this is as long as a full cod camping
@Deagonboydragon2 жыл бұрын
28:00
@Storm_2804 жыл бұрын
43:19 perfectly cut bruh moments
@comorbiddisorder4 жыл бұрын
So if Wolfenstein 3D is a prequel to this game (which has apparently been hinted at throughout the reboots), then wouldn't that mean B.J. has already been inside the castle? In Wolfenstein 3D he escapes from the castle's prison, that would mean he basically knows the layout of the castle since he's had to make his way from the inside to the outside.
@alamo1342 жыл бұрын
Uh, this game starts a new story line, started from Wolfenstein 2009 where had to deal with Nazi in Egypt due to the increase of supernatural activities if I'm not mistaken. And the Wolfenstein 3D is explained as BJ's nightmares.
@comorbiddisorder2 жыл бұрын
@@alamo134 There's a news paper that talks about Hitler fighting a terrorist in Castle Wolfenstein and a post card where Hitler talks about being inside of a machine built by Strauss. Pretty sure the events of 3D ar still canon, they took place before these games.
@DarthKanye Жыл бұрын
this turned from wolfenstein to doom really quick
@echo99324 жыл бұрын
13:57 AND ITS THE STABBING MATCH OF THE CENTURY FOLKS