Woman Can't Handle Getting REJECTED...

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@pugking4518 Ай бұрын

A fun fact about bears is that when they eat their prey it's still alive when the bear is eating it

@dimitar4y Ай бұрын

"I STILL PREFER TO BE EATEN ALIVE AND IN PAIN THAN SIT CLOSE TO A MAN" and then she asks her 50 simps to send her 50k

@aaabbaba Ай бұрын

I subscribed to u cause I genuinely love pugs

@Sylmarys24 Ай бұрын

No wonder modern women relate to them.

@pain3337 Ай бұрын

And they eat your face first because its soft meat and your brain is whats seals the deal.

@ARandomPersom_5 Ай бұрын

Fun fact bears eat for survival so atleast they have a reason…. :)

@hoi-polloi1863 Ай бұрын

I heard a fellow talking about the man vs bear question. He said go to the zoo. If you don't see women scaling the fences to get into the bear enclosure and hide from the men, the women are all full of it.

@MDCArchive Ай бұрын

No woman is a 10/10, I’m saying that now

@user-ic5zw9yy8r Ай бұрын

Only God is 10/10, not a man, not a woman

@MDCArchive Ай бұрын

@@user-ic5zw9yy8r Fax brother, preach up to these feminists

@TwesigyeHerbert-j8s Ай бұрын

W bro😂

@CatsAreCute.7 Ай бұрын

In fact no human is 10/10🌷🫶🏻

@MDCArchive Ай бұрын

Fax spoken by all of you

@anti-Russia-sigma Ай бұрын

Bad feminist:”I would rather be stuck with a bear,instead of a man,in a forest.” Bears:”No thanks.You’re too toxic for consumption.The makeup,the plastics,the implants & the junk food in the bod will kill any bear.”😁

@Cramblit Ай бұрын

Imagine arguing about rightful law against a lawyer, while you know nothing about that states laws... truly insane.

@Shiloh7377 Ай бұрын

She calling me on the microwave HOWS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE,..ahhahahhaha

@dimitar4y Ай бұрын

probably a skit, but with all the smart devices nowadays, it's not impossible older ipcams were easily hakable.

@soulflame5635 Ай бұрын

When there is a will there is a way :D

@Shiloh7377 Ай бұрын

@@soulflame5635 true

@TalesoftheChronic Ай бұрын

for dam sure Gorlok isnt hiding from the calories! 🤣😂🤣😂💀💀

@Phoenix-One0922 Ай бұрын

Isn’t “it” Jabbah the Hut..?? Or maybe an ‘offspring’ that fell from its Loins..?? YAIKS!!!

@ImperialGaming721 Ай бұрын

It’s caseohs sister!

@TalesoftheChronic Ай бұрын

@@Phoenix-One0922 it's interchangeable 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@BILL_BO_jangles Ай бұрын

Bears don't kill you before they eat you like a predatory cat. They will rip pieces off of you while you are a live. You're basically a fresh caught salmon.

@cumsteak Ай бұрын

I wonder how big bear wieners are

@carlgentry7878 Ай бұрын

So do wolves, coyotes, hyenas and most "wild dogs". Many, their premise of hunting, is to bit your belly, guts falls out to stop you, then jist start munching

@blaacksugar7714 Ай бұрын

Solid Snake does that to salmon as well.

@rayanbe84 Ай бұрын

@@carlgentry7878 Noooo man !!!!Wolf are very unik, they kill you just because 🤫

@23choleryk23 5 күн бұрын

Yep

@NuradinAlas Ай бұрын

Phone Calling on microwave is some crazy work

@richardvincent7764 Ай бұрын

She got scalped.The kid just wanted to know she had any brains under that hair.

@ducewags Ай бұрын

@richardvincent7764 People have more than one brain? When did that happen?

@Yasharalal144 Ай бұрын

"SHE'Z NOT YOUR'Z IT'Z JUZT YOUR TURN"

@Compliment_Thief Ай бұрын

Gorlock the Destroyer is definitely saying her standards are an unattainable man that doesnt exist as a rejection cope 💯

@MrMizz007 Ай бұрын

Calling him on the Microwave is just down right scary 😲

@Yasharalal144 Ай бұрын

PROVERBS 21:19 IT IS BETTER TO DWELL IN THE WILDERNESS, THAN WITH A CONTENTIOUS AND AN ANGRY WOMAN.

@SebastianWellsTL Ай бұрын

Well said!

@kvj1989 Ай бұрын

Lol the bible, that shitty book😂

@Yasharalal144 Ай бұрын

@@kvj1989 "KEEP THAT SAME ENGERY"

@kvj1989 Ай бұрын

@@Yasharalal144 sure

@socku5850 Ай бұрын

It sure is red pill book. If any church that has a women as a leader. Is probably a fake church.

@MaxwellVerduin Ай бұрын

4:12 “I’m from California” CLEARLY

@ItsFreakinHarding. Ай бұрын

18:12 I can smell that woman's hair through my tablet screen! How the hell can you not wash your hair or at least rinse it off for that long of a time to have a goddamn dandruff blizzard falling off of your head onto your shoulders!

@dimitar4y Ай бұрын

why are these 304's interrupting his piano playing oh my god talk about desperation to become the center of everything

@JeremySmith-fo3cj Ай бұрын

There is only one man with the words that truly knows what these types of girls are, and his name is Santa clause 😂

@Michael-x7s3q Ай бұрын

Bro I've been looking at a couple of your videos and you just got a new subscriber

@A55563 Ай бұрын

Wow intelligence has "Left the building!."

@LapsignLucban Ай бұрын

I just spat out my breakfast after hearing 8:26 hahaha!

@ksemi Ай бұрын

1:42 Kudos to him ! I'm waiting for this kind of reaction for so long ! These women are so disrespectful with musicians and are always interrupting in the middle of a song while anyone with common sense and the most basic manners would wait until the end to make a request.

@Kumar_honey 25 күн бұрын

8:18 either your microwave is Chinese or it not your microwave at all.😂😂😂😅😅😅

@CroMliFyOfficial Ай бұрын

Keep up the good videos man :)

@Necrosisx Ай бұрын

She’ll go pay a mechanic… The Strong Independent Woman Tax!!! Normal price x 4!

@Dane3412 Ай бұрын

it's sad and to a degree also scary how easy many women are nowadays.

@draighodge6039 Ай бұрын

A condition of my marriage was that I would cook because her food was lethal. She agreed. Her baking skills are good, so she makes desserts. Team work matters.

@foreigncorrespondent5140 Ай бұрын

That dandruff must have stunk. No wonder America is a goner.

@dimitar4y Ай бұрын

All of them are doing it to powertrip. It's literally just a powerplay. They want to make you submit and then they walk away.

@Phoenix-One0922 Ай бұрын

I don’t know but like at the beginning and at the end of the video, every time they show that ‘blob’ or ‘thing’ that looks like Jabbah the Hut, my screen complains and threatens to Crack..!! Oh My Dear God..!! That “thing” is Hideous..!!! YAIKS!!! I tried to feel sorry for “it” but something tells me it’s a ‘Dude’…

@ItsFreakinHarding. Ай бұрын

They call it...GORLOCK the Destroyer!👹😱

@BigBuBaybe Ай бұрын

2:14 BIG SHAQ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 MANS NOT HOT, 5:26 😂😂😂 “WE DON’T NEED A MAN, I even purchased the car for more than what it’s worth because i didn’t want a man manplaining it to me”

@ChariotOfFaith Ай бұрын

20:56 - This guy totally needed that sound board to drown out the black women on his show. LoL!

@MrTortiePlays Ай бұрын

5:27 blud seriously trying to put gas in a TESLA 💀💀💀💀

@dimitar4y Ай бұрын

amazing innit

@WandaRodriguez-g6d Ай бұрын

I feel for the poor guy holding his baby, while his wife is dancing, he just looks miserable. Dude, run as fast as you can. Just paid the child support and get the f$&@ out.

@draighodge6039 Ай бұрын

My thoughts were about the physics involved in making a baby with her. How did he survey without permanent injuries?

@dankamp2872 Ай бұрын

19:00 Gross! That's why even lice won't live there.

@Phantom_Of_Fury Ай бұрын

I would rather listen to a piano than an annoying cockatoo

@ItsFreakinHarding. Ай бұрын

8:35 God damn the noises he made for the woman "speaking" had me spitting out my drink!😂🤣💀

@oussamaouafidi7978 Ай бұрын

Bro, i've been noticing your voice in the last two videos is kinda off implying the you're sick or caught a cold. hope you get better as soon as possible. thanks for the amazing content btw

@bodhiswayze1892 Ай бұрын

19:10 Cursed Parmesan cheese!

@OPgear5Luffy Ай бұрын

Jimmy always has your back

@pyro5159 Ай бұрын

The beer joke is pretty funny lol

@ganymeade5151 Ай бұрын

Mexicans are not usually tall. Brazilians are tall.

@edsloan8535 Ай бұрын

Depends on the ancestry. Are they Mestizo or European?

@butlerdude7237 Ай бұрын

Man I'm 6'2 and both parents are from Mexico

@Emanuel-c4u Ай бұрын

You wish😂

@An6eLicPrincess Ай бұрын

. I know plenty tall Mexicans.just like I know plenty broke black men and junky white men.

@FwToolie Ай бұрын

@@butlerdude7237was gonna say the same thing I’m 6’2

@michaeloppenheimer2582 Ай бұрын

The Bear won't hold you hostage.Because there'll be nothing to hold hostage.He'll simply have you for dinner.

@HKcity_gaming Ай бұрын

5:44 Oh nah 5:49

@ty9878 Ай бұрын

What’s up Jack?!

@barak9966 Ай бұрын

It's true... I've been berated by countless of embittered women when I rejected them... And take notice I do not provoke them, I politely reject... And this are women that when they reject men the are doing it extremely rude. Women texting me how handsome I am... When they get politely rejected they start to tell me I'm ugly... Also happend a few times women ghosted me and since I don't believe in chasing women I simply move on... Soon enough they crawl back... And I tell them "hi, ah after looking ar your pics I recall you ghosted me so I'll pass, I believe the first decision is the right now no hard feelings... They can't handle me saying no and they also can't take accountability... They lashed at me, lied, twisted things around that I'm the one who did the ghosting, that I'm a pshyco, a weirdo, that I'm shallow and vain blah blah blah... So I ask oh really if I'm all those things why are you texting me? Some even try low cunning psychology telling me I'm missing out that they have a lot of suters, so I simply reply "oh lots of suters? I'm very happy to hear, so it means you'll find someone in no time"... When this tactic doesn't work for them they start to curse... Got curse wirds such as "wish you get cancer", "loser", "wish youll get a stroke"... At that point I simply reply "gosh, it's so cute, the way you handle rejection, how your still in the market is Beyound my comprehension 😂😂😂😅" I prefer not to curse back just because I've seen other men loose it and fall to this trap only to be shamed online when women posted only the part were the man cursed back...

@exilibrius Ай бұрын

There's only one godfather. Find your style ❤

@nick_kumar Ай бұрын

Well said...

@morrissoublet25 Ай бұрын

So your Sugar Daddy finally catches onto your game and dumps you and your surprised?

@ganymeade5151 Ай бұрын

Reportedly, you can put gas in a hybrid car.

@JeremySmith-fo3cj Ай бұрын

True, but she is trying to put it in the wrong hole 😂

@riccardobailey7442 Ай бұрын

Not in a tesla

@puppetmaster3371 16 күн бұрын

The level of " INTELLIGENCE " these women have is below preshool.

@agentsmidt3209 Ай бұрын

LMAO! At the thirty bit.

@ChariotOfFaith Ай бұрын

9:01 - That sounds a bit like a KOOKABURRA!

@damienbrown6764 Ай бұрын

Imagine the shame you must feel when a literal old man dumps you

@vivifortis Ай бұрын

What’s the real danger of being stuck with a woman in a cave? The bear’s claws hurt, but they don’t cut as deep as a woman’s sarcastic “fine, do whatever you want!”

@josephsinger3625 Ай бұрын

My ex said the same thing don't need a man her car broken down I saw she left a message I said go find your man or your one of three baby daddies to help u. I'm not your go to

@TheOfficialTarynTots Ай бұрын

6:04 There's an old saying that goes "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your life" She may be big and not that pretty but she is built Ford tough. She's strong and able to move well. She also appears to have a personality. She seems like the type to work hard with whatever it is, cookin, cleaning, 9-5 job, probably would really put the effort in to taking care of her man in bed. And looks like someone you can genuinely have fun with. She's not gonna demand you take her out to an expensive restaurant. She'll fix ya dinner. For you, and your friends. A girl like this probably would probably open up her home and move a guy in with her, she works full time while he sits at home.She comes home and cooks and cleans without complaint. The man is able to save a lot of money while with her because she pays all the bills and think its best he discovers what he really wants to do.And one day, he decides to kick her to the curb and gets his own place with the money he saves and finds another woman that is pretty who demands he work, cook, and clean for her and is only willing to have sex for expensive gifts. Who is really the better woman?? Someone you don't find attractive can become attractive to you over time as you get to know them. But a pretty girl who is ugly on the inside will look uglier to you over time as well. Also, a big girl like that could end up losing weight because she wants to be healthy because she found the right man who loved for who she was. Man, guys really do miss out on amazing women all the time just to play games with pretty ones. I never understood it.

@frequencywatchers Ай бұрын

I Have 37 Bodies, Im Ashamed Of Myself Now..

@puntura Ай бұрын

that piano guy was my dream. very noice.

@Mosaaaic 28 күн бұрын

The truth is, being with abear is more dangerous, because a bear is a wild animal and don't have the capacity to think you are a friend.

@rakeemcook1022 Ай бұрын

3:14 well I can promise there isn’t a single dude that would want to hold you hostage. If there was a bank robbery, they’d let you leave 😅

@jposika540 Ай бұрын

20:20 OMG! those people are takling so fast, i have no idea what they're saying. Is this what's meant by a "motor mouth"?

@jlau9268 Ай бұрын

The money is literally called "child support".. Not "ex-partner support"

@abelhansen Ай бұрын

THREE RED FLAGS ￶🚩

@Compliment_Thief Ай бұрын

Im a black woman I argue….It’s what I do….🤷🏿‍♂️ 😂🤣💀

@snipershot4ld271 Ай бұрын

1st girl she is 6 foot horizontally

@slujimi Ай бұрын

First one should have answered "Jabba the Hutt"

@its_joel7324 Ай бұрын

5:41 the raw fuel is not the car type, she violated the car and harassed it

@frankjohn9533 Ай бұрын

18:36 GROSS!🤮

@michaelc.brownsr4680 Ай бұрын

30 dudes!?? A Whole Ass Platoon!??

@michawilliams1521 Ай бұрын

The look on the girls face at the 10min marwas priceless. Like wow, you're breakjng up with me? How? Why? Ah, a man is not gonna give you everything w/o something in return and she knew that. My man decided to stop being a simp for her. Men have some dignity and self worth. Stop giving these women satin sheets laying on a used mattress.

@libertyforall5764 Ай бұрын

12:47 What were they actually laughing at? I’ve always wondered what’s the title the original video. 🤣 I crack up when they fall to the ground and dude patting his back. Anyone know?

@andreasrau2161 Ай бұрын

Regarding the women who would rather be with a bear than a man, they’re doing men a favor and they will make bears sick when they eat them.

@Yasharalal144 Ай бұрын

PROVERBS 9:13 A FOOLISH WOMAN IS CLAMOROUS:SHE IS SIMPLE AND KNOWETH NOTHING.

@ganymeade5151 Ай бұрын

These girls are immature and out of touch with reality. They are wasting their time if they want to get married and have kids.

@bmf0003 Ай бұрын

1:13 i'm a man and i'll take this man! i'll fix buildings and you do the paperwork and the government will be happy

@Harley-w7z Ай бұрын

19:00 I lost my appitite. How do people purposely let their hair go that bad? (I say purposely on behalve of people who may be depressed or you know, ill or old to where they cant do things themselves)

@simin382 Ай бұрын

3:02 so u rather be killed by a bear than to talk to a man Woman like this is why men prefer to be single like me

@Tony-m3p Ай бұрын

The juice isn't worth the squeeze fellas

@RaidSoldiar-C14 Ай бұрын

You have to be perfect to get 10/10 and nobody is perfect

@LT-uu9us Ай бұрын

3:14 her parents failed her!

@Yasharalal144 Ай бұрын

ECCLESIASTICUS 25:16 I RATHER DWELL WITH A LION AND DRAGON, THAN TO KEEP HOUSE WITH A WICKED WOMAN.

@baldmann09 20 күн бұрын

1:42 This can be easily excused.

@casper1n0 Ай бұрын

My brother is 6.1 and my friend/bro is 6.2 yes there are tall mexicans but its still very low percentage not to mention neither would think to look to that..🤷🏻‍♂️ definitely not their preference..🤷🏻‍♂️

@christinaamis4607 Ай бұрын

Yea I agree

@daddysdarlin5989 Ай бұрын

Always enjoy your videos!😊 Thank you. Much love from Utah!❤

@MiSTeRJMaN Ай бұрын

Bro just put the sea elephant at the beginning AND at the end of the video. Lord have mercy, i'm about to puke🤢🤮.

@stephaniemcgrew665 Ай бұрын

Why is that girl at gas station with eletric car?

@Lucky512 Ай бұрын

That's no she, that's a he!

@wownatethegreatone Ай бұрын

Cant be a sugar baby and not give no sugar.

@luiss0188 Ай бұрын

20:25 What podcast is that?

@TommyZeus-i8n Ай бұрын

The Shit for brains podcast.

@TepelbosMeow Ай бұрын

6:02 tell me gobble gobble starfish is your only skill without telling me its your only skill 12:43 i dont know why but my brain goes she seems like a cool person and she has a cool accent? 14:37 their music can have the saddest lyrics in the world but because of the tunes they play i cant help but smile also its not her beach and its during the day nobody going to listen if you scream demands at them