Wood Splitting Sword

[@kapteinkaos6081]

We've been lied to, lads, all these years we could have had a wood splitting sword

[@mtnmosin2740]

i'll never look at an ax again.

[@Ninjastahr]

I shall never take the same satisfaction in an axe again, now that I know I could be using a sword

[@kapteinkaos6081]

Looked it up... 400 bucks. Bro I'll stick to my axe... Maybe one day I'll smith myself a big sword to cut wood if I ever get good at it...

[@anthonyrebock5351]

the unemployed.....with swords

[@wavydave]

After y'all's comments, I was gonna leave an anecdote about sword splitting wood in my younger years, but damned if I can remember it. She is a cute one, isn't she?

[@jbrisby]

Remember, wood-splitting sword is also an everything-splitting sword.

[@popeyetheslayer666]

😂

[@johnman559]

Santa should have given her leg armour😂

[@StressLevel100]

Is it also a sword splitting sword?

[@chewielewis4002]

Its a convert skull splitting sword@@StressLevel100

[@JaymesWebbs]

Yep. That means don’t mess with your lady if she buys one.

[@sparkly_parklee9327]

I swear all the axe splitters on youtube are the happiest people on this platform

[@hokagirl2205]

They have a channel to let out all their negative emotions 🤧

[@davidbarrozo6621]

I’m going to start splitting wood myself soon 😂❤

[@UncannyLiving]

Splitting wood is actually the top activity you can do to increase your body’s testosterone. Testosterone decreases anxiety and depression, increases your mental cognition and erythropoiesis. Sounds absolutely insane I know but it’s true, the wood splitting part, the positive benefits of testosterone are well known for a while now

[@ovoid_ovvie]

​@@UncannyLivingwhat if you are trans and do not need more testosterone

[@M1ch43l33]

​@@ovoid_ovviethen you dont deserve happiness anyway

[@CelticFish0103]

Your face when you said "I have a sword" Is everything 😅

[@jcon2060]

yes, that's the funny part of the video. Its intended.

[@brandonbroad8676]

@@jcon2060okay?

[@troublemaker731]

@@jcon2060get a life

[@MiyamotoMusashi-eu6qo]

​@@troublemaker731 Why 😂

[@Bdooski]

All you need is final fantasy victory music playing after you finish chopping the wood.

[@mr.jingles7560]

I heard a song by the who. Almost identical to ffx music when the team is first introduced.

[@mehdiberthet-bondet7294]

👌🏽🤌👍🏽😂🤣

[@skylaharango8975]

The most happiest lumberjill I've ever seen

[@lucasmasson2728]

LumberJill

[@sevensages5279]

And easy to please 😊

[@ariewibowo2106]

lumbersparrow

[@FutureAbe]

You should either say “most happy” or “happiest”, but never “most happiest”.

[@Max-ix9lk]

​@@FutureAbe I bet you're fun to hang out with

[@epicyes3096]

Not gonna lie, didn't expect the person who says "Oh golly" when they open a sword, to be ripped as hell and instantly halve a log. Actual badass.

[@carmillachoate]

Nicole is a beast

[@xEvilRaptorx]

​@@carmillachoateidk who she is, but im in love! Maybe she will benchpress me while we 6... actually I better get going

[@Juggermerk]

Good for a few logs but nobody is gonna get through a cord of wood with that.

[@epicyes3096]

@@xEvilRaptorx Don't be a creep 😑

[@xEvilRaptorx]

@@epicyes3096 hey I'm an equal opportunity perv, for the record. If I stumbled upon a shirtless Norwegian man chopping wood with a halberd, I'd still be in love. He could spin me around like a helico- I'm just gonna go back to what I was doing... >.>

[@TheNefastor]

Next step : getting hired by a hawk-themed mercenary company.

[@davidstorrs]

That was a good series.

[@mehdiberthet-bondet7294]

Grifiiiiiiiith!!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@victorfreedom93]

Don't forget loosing an arm and an eye

[@Yroko]

​@@victorfreedom93also being marked so demons know where u r, so they can eat u. Rsther stay away from all that

[@johndavidtibbetts7320]

I'm sure such a career choice will only end in good 👍

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

The Valkyrie has been bestowed her mighty blade.

[@Reallyxhillguy]

Stole the thought out of my head

[@greggrand3910]

You two are the closes the soul that lives in this girl is actually a real Valkyrie high-ranking one

[@donaldcash113]

...or Taiwan.

[@Vladimir_Velikiy]

ура аааа, оказывается тяжёлой железкой можно гнилой пень разломать!

[@Vladimir_Velikiy]

@café lol😄

[@FirstBlockhead]

"Oh golly I have a sword" is the most wholesome thing anyone has ever said!

[@markjanik7897]

What's with the sound effects! There's an echo in wide open spaces!!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@SlebanDogux]

​@@markjanik7897 Oh yeah that's.. actually kinda weird, idk what's up with that

[@cha_os3]

@@markjanik7897 I live in a area that echoes like this. Splitting wood, calling the dogs in, all of it echos down into the vally. Looks like she is in a vally as well.

[@caliguladeux]

I wonder if she gave her sword a name. Valar morgulis sister.

[@danieljames1868]

​@@markjanik7897 things echo strangely, but surprisingly, well in spaces that open and empty.

[@tehdmanvids3]

She's one step closer to becoming Coenen the Barbarian

[@serioushex3893]

criminally underrated comment

[@Mighty_Atheismo]

Dang. Mucho respect for this one

[@robertnett9793]

I tip my hat to you, good disembodied internet voice.

[@carminemurray6624]

Better than Conan the Barbarian

[@louisejohnson6057]

More like Xena: Warrior Princess.

[@МаринаЧеркасова-с4с]

Чудесная девушка умеющая колоть дрова👍

[@АндрейЛ-ц9е]

Мечем...

[@alek7369]

Колун зачётный у неё 😂

[@Svirepij187]

И живущая с другой девушкой (к гадалке не ходи)🤷🏼‍♂️ Как всегда либо одно, либо другое..

[@andreishedlovskij2169]

​@@Svirepij187... меч или САбля

[@bobisuncanny2760]

"All my childhoods dream have just come true" Me seing this lovely lumberjack testing a wood-splitting SWORD : Yea me too

[@rickcoona]

technically, she'd be a "LimberJill" but who cares she's just Sooo HAPPY!

[@raulallangarlitos7573]

PHONEY FAKER! BETTER WATCH A SAMURAI WARRIOR SHRED A COMPRESSED LAYER OF COMPRESSEDCBAMBOO LIKE KNIFE THRU BUTTER, BLADE THRU PAPER!!!!

[@weirdshieldman3606]

I no longer wish to be lonely… only to have a lumberjack woman 😂

[@Rick_SanchezZZZ]

OMG shut up

[@rickcoona]

@@Rick_SanchezZZZ what's the matter Dude, Can't Handle the *TRUTH?* I've known a few "Lumber Jills" Back in the day, and they ALL kicked ass.

[@TheUnseenSoldier]

All men need a no-makeup-wearing, sword-swinging, wood-splitting, good-shape-having, “golly” saying woman in their life.

[@behlockaetheking7062]

This is just a Canadian?

[@andrewcooper8155]

​@@behlockaetheking7062 Yep. Pretty much all Canadian girls are like that.

[@Canuck037]

​@@andrewcooper8155 as a canadian male i concur

[@Kheays]

@@andrewcooper8155 I can definitely say city women in Canada share no such ideals, most have absorbed the modern western crap and want to dominate a man and obliterate his soul piece by piece. Rural and suburban girls tho… 👀👀👀

[@songdaniels9960]

thing is uh,,, she's.. a lesbian though. sorry. sjdjfjf

[@natepeterson9068]

“Oh golly, I have a sword!” is the most Midwestern/Canadian thing I have ever heard said

[@ТаняТанюшка-ь4й]

Я думала, что ты скажешь: "средневековая"😂

[@heartofananthropologist]

Recently created a new D&D character and I'm going to play her for the first time next weekend. She's a big, buff, purple tiefling who swings a greatsword around, and I want to be able to describe combat in a vivid and entertaining way for my fellow players. After watching a few videos on fighting techniques with a bunch of dudes, on a whim I searched for "very big girl with very big sword," and this result was better than I dared to hope for. The purple hair is just the cherry on top!

[@Keldren.]

Stopped for the sword, ended up with relationship goals.

[@behindthemask3534]

I feel this on a spiritual level, also, does anyone here know where I can get a wood splitting sword?

[@solorollo9756]

Find you a good man

[@MRREE-zw6xc]

​@@behindthemask3534I just looked it up on google out of curiosity. Its under viking wood cutting sword. And for how much it costs that sucker is on 16 weeks back order!

[@HuslWusl]

​@@behindthemask3534 probably Amazon

[@robertluechtefeld5017]

Great quote, @Keldren Raze

[@salmannaz1432]

Imagine just walking around and seeing a woman split wood with a long ass sword. I'd fall in love

[@Dardomor]

I'd be scared and in love at the same time 😅

[@Zevl]

​@@jetrifle4209🤓🤓🤓

[@forresthunt9573]

@@jetrifle4209 Typical terminally online reply.

[@jetrifle4209]

@@forresthunt9573 smallbrain little guy

[@ArsenicIvy]

@@jetrifle4209 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@theEisbergmann]

I came for a sword, I stayed for some awesome shoulder muscles...

[@john-paulsilke893]

Those triceps are pretty awesome too. She’s yoked! Fantastic.

[@jimsmith3715]

​@@john-paulsilke893that's just what happens when you use your arms that's not yoked 😂

[@Xc31]

​@@jimsmith3715 with todays standards being cancer treatment skinny, morbidly obese or 50% plastic I'd say she's pretty yoked bruh

[@sirgeremiah]

When I grow up, I want her arms.

[@jimsmith3715]

@@sirgeremiah keep using your arms then lol

[@QO-id3yt]

Lady Lumberjack Splitting Wood with a sword was a video I never knew I needed

[@Alex-K94]

As a fellow sword collector I can confirm... this is a true "golly" moment.

[@thefaceless6406]

True

[@TheRawrnstuff]

"Oh golly. I have a sword." Truly words to aspire to. Not even sarcastic.

[@marcusdaloia2974]

And then that excited inhale~ I think that that's what really drives it home.

[@FilthyPagan-g3r]

"Oh golly, I have a sword" needs to be put on a t-shirt

[@callmev3531]

Agreed.

[@jmmartin7766]

I prefer, "Ho, Ho, Ho! Now I have a machine gun..." But, "Oh, golly. I have a sword" works, too 😏

[@tylerboyce4081]

Seconded. I need to pre-order it.

[@sebastiandumars3005]

followed by "okie dokie"

[@ДмитрийГлазатов-т6ц]

Good joke! 😂

[@Galimeer5]

+Sword +Cute doggy +Muscle girl This is peak content

[@Arf3114]

There’s a lumberjack, but now I’ve seen a lumberjill. Badass

[@trevorromney3589]

According to the comics, it's a Lumberjane.

[@CrackedRatthew]

Comics?

[@trevorromney3589]

@@CrackedRatthew Is called Lumberjanes

[@StopPostingAboutBallr]

Badass, more like bigass (in no way is this meant to be hate or offense)

[@TanvirAhmed-dh2hk]

Lumberjill lmaoo

[@minhtamnguyen3304]

Ok, now i can die peacefully knowing that what's a valkyrie look like

[@cornixdemetrius7883]

On twitter, maybe.

[@TheBlarggle]

@@cornixdemetrius7883 "oN tWiTtEr MaYbE"

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

@@cornixdemetrius7883colored hair=Twitter user in your absolutely fried brain

[@lysetsfyrste]

​@@cornixdemetrius7883at least she is an actual woman, though xd

[@ZombieKid-.-]

You obviously haven't seen ValkyrieBrynn

[@miguelmunguia123]

It's beautiful when you see someone being that happy with such a simple thing

[@TerrenceLCarpenter]

I don’t know if that bug ass sword is “such a simple thing”😂

[@manuelferreira4345]

Simple? It's obviously not your average off Amazon 49.99 sword it's a wood splitting sword!!!

[@gryjss9167]

No, no. She knows what she is doing for views . Ok you're a Lesbian , tougher than a few men, but don't hate men when you do your pathetic jib at males to show you Lesbian. It's pathetic , you know what your doing and it's not cute. Actually turns males away. Get your point across, maybe try some Aus Red Gum, take you a while love.

[@TheDoosh13]

​@@TerrenceLCarpenteri'm deaddddd bruhhh🤣

[@Aggamemnon]

"One does not simply make such a thing."🤌

[@ottowulff3277]

Me: *sees this woman* Also me: *aggressive dishwashing*

[@CailinZwarts]

Aggressively clenches thighs together

[@Senorita_7651]

That's sexist 😭

[@myndlink]

She just became Zelda and Link combined into one person.

[@Boo-se7wi]

Fr

[@Suchsdirhaltaus]

Oh my especially with the pink hair (that I only noticed after your comment) it fits even more to link

[@abbaexteriors3546]

So she’s…zinc?

[@SumoLink1357]

link to the past link

[@nickgray5420]

So that means that all of MY childhood dreams have just come true

[@arlenlangham949]

A jacked Canadian person who says ‘oh golly’ when they open a sword for wood splitting is the best thing I’ve seen all year

[@HawkGirl69]

She. She’s a she.

[@arlenlangham949]

Oh umm yes but I would hate to assume someone’s gender

[@fullmetalalkami6466]

​@@arlenlangham949 Mate. Don't be ridiculous she is a woman, and a decent one at that by looks of it.

[@arlenlangham949]

Yeah ik just making sure because I would hate to be cancelled

[@poppingpenquin2172]

@@arlenlangham949 grow some balls

[@RedHorseman66]

Anyone who can handle a sword like that earned my respect.

[@jurajjakubik6795]

Using the sword as an ax to chop wood can 10 year's old child.

[@Brynden-Rivers]

Only someone who cant handle a gun would say that🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@voornaam3191]

When somebody says YOU must show respect, somehow YOUR freedom just got a kick in the groin. Repect has a dark side.

[@robertfarnsworth3200]

Literally all she did was lift and slam, a child can do that

[@jesterokjones4954]

look at her arms.

[@surferdude6258]

i just recently found your channel and have been pitching a trail sword to my conservation corps for months at this point. i'm totally going to show my program manager this video! if she says no, i'm just going to go to finance and see if i can write it off as a business expense. thank you for the inspo i needed!

[@viveillyvi]

I smith swords myself and decided to test woodchopping two weeks ago. It works suprisingly well, even with a regular Longsword.

[@thunderingfactssam2486]

Idk anything about forging can you give me pointers senior Because I also want to start forging as a lifetime hobby

[@makavelitrained5250]

@@thunderingfactssam2486make sure the fire is hot

[@Fresch-px4dy]

how much for a longsword? details?

[@viveillyvi]

@@thunderingfactssam2486 Sorry for the late answer, youtube moment. Unfortunately, I can't give much insight. I'd recommend you taking a swordsmithing course first. If you sitll like it, browse for the basic stuff you need for your own smithy. you can get the must-haves for cheap.

[@viveillyvi]

@@Fresch-px4dy what do you mean? you can get a relatively good longsword for 200euro, depends on what exactly you want

[@CloydRoyal]

Holy shit, she was all giggly and adorable then off comes the flannel and she's all "By the Power of Grayskull!!*"

[@extralongbaguette8880]

😂😂😂

[@Biggfred]

💀

[@humanpixel.official]

*Grayskull

[@marygriffith772]

Do you mean for the honor of Grayskull

[@edwardsummey8843]

She can do both.

[@jasonmorley9217]

The expression at "I have a sword" Is both terrifying and fantastic.

[@captainoftheoldchads1743]

Her using it: MEANWHILE ME: GIVE IT TO ME WOMEN I WILL SHOULD YOU HOW DA BOYS DO IT

[@jasonmorley9217]

@@captainoftheoldchads1743 I’m not sure that’s coming off how you think it is, mate….

[@Doodledrawsstuff]

Man she could split you into like a log in a lumber yard

[@koykoyonly1628]

@@captainoftheoldchads1743 Maybe choose your words better next time XD you sound a mite desperate there

[@vitalguillin1177]

Happy she didn't said, "I have a balls cutting sword"!!!

[@brandonbroad8676]

Not just her eyes perked up when she said “I have a sword” you can see her entire body perk up all at once in the excitement, that was genuinely one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. I know this is old but it’s gold, so happy for you that you got that beast of a tool😊

[@alexhale2696]

She's adorable. Like seeing a kid open up their Christmas presents. 😊

[@johnman559]

Santa should have given her leg armour😂

[@SingingDragons11]

That’s the appropriate reaction for one’s first sword.

[@Survival.Intuition]

trust me when I say, one's first sword is almost never something of that magnitude.

[@Someguythatlikespizza]

​@@Survival.Intuitionmy sword is of that magnitude 😏 In my dreams...

[@jayzenstyle]

She even has the proper woodspeople attire. You have my respect, maam.

[@PokemonMaster-yb5nr]

She needs a super strong man hahahah

[@badassgamer7843]

​@@PokemonMaster-yb5nr she is lesbian 😔

[@PokemonMaster-yb5nr]

@@badassgamer7843 oh sorry are you gay ar straight

[@Schlaggot]

You can just say woodsman because in that context it isn’t referring to a gender

[@PokemonMaster-yb5nr]

@@Schlaggot i already know so shut up

[@colinbrannon2051]

Y’all focused on the sword. I’m pretty sure I’m in love 😂

[@RobertHouston-i8d]

Wait, there was a sword? I'll have to go back and rewatch it again and again.

[@yourdinnersready2422]

“oh golly, i have a sword” is literally me everytime i play dark souls

[@DironMc]

CoooooooooLll

[@balsamon69]

Ah, a fellow Dark Souls nut. In that case... Stay safe, friend. Don't you dare go hollow

[@Thebeastb115]

@@balsamon69be wary but hole

[@s7udmuphin]

Don't give up, Skeleton

[@GrizzG13]

Never was there a more fierce Canadian battle cry uttered. I'm sure her enemies wet themselves and fled the battlefield when she proclaimed "Oh Golly, I have a sword." There wasn't a single challenger left to hear the follow up "would you like to come in to warm up and have some tea?"

[@johnlarro6872]

Oh, they got wet...

[@moriswong4682]

Daamm that is cool

[@louisejohnson6057]

Some of her friends probably wet themselves too.

[@TheWinterscoming]

... and there goes my wife's ability to claim she is heterosexual...

[@akiyas464]

What's a heterosexual?

[@PEZZYYYY]

​@@akiyas464a person who likes opposite gender he's saying she became a lesbian

[@akiyas464]

@@PEZZYYYY ph I'm sorry for bothering the LGBTQ hasn't really even grazed my country and religion

[@PEZZYYYY]

​@@akiyas464ya alot of country's do be like thet dw you just wanted an answer about something your confused about ita k

[@heathercook2915]

This was such a wholesome interaction

[@paktype]

This young lady has it all - she’s pretty, charming, funny and swings a mean sword.

[@peachesbunny]

Man, woman, clown or alien; We all need a woman like her in our lives

[@AJ.o]

I love how clowns get mentioned in your world 🤣😂

[@chrislupusrex9610]

Are u sure she's an Amazon warrior

[@hasiWills1021]

as a housekeeper

[@xardnaslp3171]

As a clown, thanks for including us

[@bayusoeryocahyono6533]

Well.. that's what i think🤭😊🙏🏻👍🏻❤

[@luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407]

My initial thought was "why the fuck?" but seeing how happy you were with it I moved on to "why the fuck not?"

[@gus7850]

sometimes that's the only functionality that is needed

[@luciezabelka698]

My mental process was the same: Why? Sword?......Why not!

[@HeartsXoXd]

Why do you have to be so vulgar? Excessive cursing is the sign of a lazy mind.

[@luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407]

@@HeartsXoXd I don't have to, but it is how I like to express myself.

[@RUConfuzzled21]

"are you hearing gunshots?" "oh, that's just nicole using her wood splitting sword again"

[@LJG_582]

Uhh you mean axe right? Right? Nope

[@aarons9961]

...Again? again. -sigh- Alright, I'll tell the boys to head back

[@GD_Gooday]

As expected! Awesome and wonderful Earthling!👍👏

[@samblack727]

I want a wood-splitting, warrior goddess sword...

[@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina]

Two hand big Axe give you more power

[@jovanleon7]

​@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina not as cool as the sword

[@bramleenen]

I want a wood splitting, warrior sword wielding goddess. But hey to each their own 😂🤘

[@charlesanderson4979]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@Darklogic112358]

I just want the wood-splitting warrior goddess.

[@kas1836]

Seeing this woman wielding a sword is strangely comforting

[@Laneganswake]

It's probably engrained. You've been out collecting wood, hunting, making traps all day and You're starving & freezing. You get back to the igloo what have you and you see the wood split and fire already burning.. nice...

[@kas1836]

@@Laneganswake No I just think it's hot

[@artanxhelili2976]

​@@kas1836😂😂I love how the first's person reply was an explanation of why you feel that way and you go:"I don't know she's just hot man!"

[@luxuryvagrant6496]

@@artanxhelili2976 I found his explanation to be ... giving off weird vibes. It's hot. Less of that caveman evolutionary hunter getherer palelithic rubbish, pleeeease.

[@artanxhelili2976]

@@luxuryvagrant6496 I just found their interaction funny that's all and i get that lusting over someone can be taken too far but in this case the first one was trying to dig deep and explain why they might feel that way and the second just gave the most simple explanation ever

[@matthewpopow6647]

Its funny how quickly she shifts from 'flannel dork' to 'outdoor badass'

[@BombasticsideeyeCriminal-ej6iw]

It never shifted

[@samhebrank1903]

@@BombasticsideeyeCriminal-ej6iwalways both

[@Pndrastruthseeker1087]

You gay boys

[@sylvainjouve3249]

Still dork

[@baricocilulionescu561]

Is noone gona talk about the fact that she was dressed whit only like a thin piece of clothing while there is snow outside....

[@neetuverma1726]

One of the G.O.A.T and the best LumberJill I've ever seen no 🧢

[@gamenut112]

Wearing a tanktop in the dead of winter? Yup, she’s canadian. Edit: God Damn. I'm still getting comments from this.

[@greywoode5172]

Yep -20 Fahrenheit just another average day for us

[@LeftyRedd]

Not Canadian, but I'm from Michigan. We're Canadian light. 😆 Anywho, moving aboot will keep you warm. :)

[@theitguy7484]

What gave it away? The flannel or the "oh golly"?

[@MrFordtough1981]

She is baiting for likes.

[@slimetank394]

​@@MrFordtough1981 and she's goddamn good at it. Those guns deserve all the likes

[@dada191]

Stayed for the sword, then got welcomed to the gun show.

[@2Much2lose]

😂

[@chriscain9727]

Where did you get the sword?

[@2Much2lose]

@@chriscain9727 he doesn’t have one. He came to watch it here.

[@dawood121derful]

I need a woman like that to defend my honor.

[@bilobaha]

defend your honor yourself

[@bilobaha]

@@cybercop3108 are you weak man or too lazy to defend yourself

[@bilobaha]

@@cybercop3108 so go to army

[@BrianLTU]

​@@bilobaha bruh

[@bilobaha]

@@cybercop3108 man ı dont say join the usa,french,english,russian,ukrainan,chienesse army

[@Asphalt_Annihilator]

Yes, "wood" splitting sword. More like skull splitting sword.

[@Kavic1989]

She's just a modern day Valkyrie and the the energy and personality are perfect keep up the good work young lady

[@Ilikewater-andice]

All my platonic ideals just manifested in one single woman.

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

🍷🗿

[@originalganjaman606]

Wym 'platonic'?? More like romantic, now come here and kiss me on my hot mouth

[@vishr773]

Same

[@asellandrofacchio7263]

SHE'S A LESBIAN

[@medic5150]

When you find the barbarian your quest needed.

[@404T2K]

The most barbarian looking barbarian to ever barbarian I reckon

[@bananacat4339]

Honestly this is the most wholesome video I've seen in a while. I love your channel😁

[@luisg6404]

this is one of my favorite gun shows on the internet

[@LucasIsHereYT]

Jacked Canadian woman with a sword is my new favorite genre of person.

[@footloosegremlin4286]

Mine too…we friends now!

[@56kglifter]

Jacked? You mean a strong Canadian woman. Not jacked there's a difference

[@totallyradtoad]

​@@56kglifter you really had to 'um actually' them didn't ya

[@56kglifter]

@@totallyradtoad I just hope ppl don't think this is jacked.

[@wesm3915]

Your government is planning to ban that to.

[@Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD]

She's the one who goes to check on the sound in the middle of the night

[@mzindelo]

Awesome lol

[@WoodLife2]

"Making a new dish, better carve my utensils real quick"

[@randompoop9218]

When a grown-ass adult says "oh golly!" You know that it's awesome

[@SomeToxicity]

handled that sword like a maxed out warrior. In Mittens.

[@Adistar-gtm]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@yourbutler9988]

same thought 😭

[@teddywilliamson3547]

If there's an equivalent to a woman saying there's something about a man with his shirt off splitting wood..... Then this is it, respectfully.

[@unknownvariable2456]

I'm a fan of in shape women with some muscles and a six pack, but this chick kinda has a boyish face and a slightly more manly body type with the shoulders, so maybe you should genuinely ask yourself if you're just gay. Though it's possible that you're just a fan of the tomboy type.

[@ВячеславФилиппенко-у1г]

Oh, that looks cool! And u're so good looking with it.

[@Zombraiined]

I have never wanted to be a damsel in distress more than this moment.

[@vhsquality]

Fg

[@damollieobdormisco]

Same-

[@masterobamium7262]

On soul 😫

[@siriussage7117]

It's like a Disney princess directed by Christopher Nolan 😂

[@sgtbrown4273]

lol

[@iddomargalit-friedman3897]

Damn

[@HaydrogenBomb]

Nah, no one in Nolan's films are this cheery and emotive.

[@sandorraduly5730]

more like Quentin Tarantino

[@ghr8184]

@@sandorraduly5730 Came here to say this. You're dead-on.

[@cholincharles8038]

Now I declare you as a *VALKYRIE*

[@Arch_Twisted]

Agree.

[@mr.sherrill9137]

She's a lesbian, so she's a disgrace to her people and not fit for Valhalla or Heaven for that matter.

[@samuelspringer8236]

That’s incredible. I came for the incongruent hermitcraft music and I’m staying for the good vibes. Have a great day anyone who reads this. video 7

[@masatotai]

As Dean Pelton once said " This better not awaken something in me."

[@onecrispyfrie1932]

Read my mind dude

[@bjb7587]

Too late.

[@rupayandebbarma1308]

**followed by a bgm dean...Dean...DEan**

[@cowsagainstcapitalism347]

Followed by the narrator from Arrested Development saying "It did."

[@kgutierrez910]

it just did...

[@angel794]

All women need a woman like that, too.

[@sugaryloaf0618]

finally, in a sea of men saying that they want a woman like this (a lesbian fellas), i find this comment

[@EJ10931]

finally someone who acknowledges that gay women also simp for this woman, and I am one of them

[@T13GUY]

​@@EJ10931 I literally had one of her shorts replaying for 20 full minutes on loop and my jaw was on the ground the entire time I cannot express how perfect this being is.

[@solo_leo4454]

@@sugaryloaf0618 what we can’t want a lesbian??

[@sugaryloaf0618]

@@solo_leo4454 you can want her all you want but you ain’t gonna get her i’ll tell you that, plenty of masculine straight women out there. it’s kinda the whole point,,

[@mridul7140]

She is someone you would want to be by your side in a zombie apocalypse.

[@данилДавыдов-к5ж]

Лучше видеть ее в постели

[@СпасНиколов-ф9р]

​@@данилДавыдов-к5ж 😊😅😅

[@JesseCampbell-l7k]

The look of joy over that sword is awesome your cute 😊

[@kdub2538]

Straight up morphed into a final fantasy character and I loved it

[@n0username0n]

Cloud's sister Cloudier

[@angelo08280]

Morbed

[@po-tater0076]

Smiles really are contagious.

[@THAT_YEEYEE_MANN]

Says the potato

[@DotaRoxin]

QUICK! Someone animate her into a DnD Barbarian! Something about her physique an mannerisms tell me she’ll do good in an animated series.

[@devastus477]

You got my vote!

[@lavanderwilliams111]

She's hot 🔥

[@NitroMonster7]

Vi from league of legends and arcane vibes.

[@georgefitzgerald6237]

You are so strong and have a great personality love the shoulder cap✌🏼❤️

[@RSauce24]

I think I fell in love at "oh golly I have a sword" with that genuine excitement

[@franciscoguajardo4460]

Agreed

[@niniv2706]

Look again ... pink hair = Pro transgender/queer ... Nicole Coenen is not for men .

[@sarahelko]

I just love her look of pure joy.

[@davidkirkland2271]

Now that she has her sword. Her battle cry will be "golly"

[@williamwright9344]

golly gosh darn fuckin shit.

[@Amberguymerhosking]

Her excitement is cute x

[@tbraz56]

And now she’s an actual Canadian valkyrie

[@giantdad1661]

Mad respect for the ripped arms

[@ElectronicHouseFlash]

Those are thin like your fingers

[@SOLIDDave001]

Madam. You have officially won the internet. Long may you reign.

[@kangarookangaroo702]

Wtf?

[@xTRMNALxBTx]

Cringe

[@throcmortonful]

touch grass

[@deeeee17]

🤓🤓

[@Marizyth]

holy shit lmfao

[@RichardMitchell-ut1uc]

Imagine walking through the forest one day, you hear what you think is a gunshot - then walk around a tree and see this beautiful badass woman, sword in hands doing what she does best

[@mwoolner]

A minute ago I didn't know there was such a thing as a wood splitting sword. I haven't really had occasion to split wood, but I feel that's a legit reason for me to obtain a sword regardless.

[@eamonia]

Shit, any sword is a wood splitting sword if you're built like a brick shit house.

[@NorvilleRising]

I cannot express how much you look like a Disney character in real life.

[@larryb7559]

For sure she does look like a Disney character I’ve got a nephew that is a graphic animator for Disney

[@angellopez5315]

@@larryb7559what does that have to do with this? You don’t have to have a relative in the industry to know that she looks like one lol

[@KeithOlson]

I, for one, can't wait until they make a movie about a Canadian lumberjack princess. She could be Paul Bunyon's grand-daughter.

[@sandrokartvelishvili4906]

pinocchio

[@thesleeplesselite7571]

Gets a sword then giggles and I’m still scared.

[@tlee9484]

She's a KEEPER . Her husband is a very fortunate Canadian. 😎

[@JoHn-if6wy]

Shes a keeper because she cuts wood? Lol

[@thesleeplesselite7571]

@@JoHn-if6wy the heart wants what the heart wants I guess lol

[@Scrambled_egggys888]

@@tlee9484 from what I’ve heard she’s a lesbian? Idk.

[@DanielWright-np3fq]

And thus began her journey, riding throughout the Canadian Frontier, righting wrongs and defending justice, while teaching us all gentle lessons of equality and love. Nicole of the North and her mighty sword, Woodsplitter!

[@garyv2498]

*adds wood splitting sword to Amazon Wishlist*

[@Nerobyrne]

Adds this Amazon to my wishlist ^.^

[@TheSpoovy]

I googled "marriage material" and this video came up

[@ticotube2501]

Other women may split up with you, but she might just split up you. 🪓

[@narcoticman7310]

I mean... KZbin is not wrong about this one (Shame there's no chance this woman doesn't have a partner yet).

[@EastFame]

she has (3rd wave feminism) pink hair, it should be a red flag

[@gsxkid9776]

Minus the hair color

[@77thTrombone]

Yeah, it's all fun 'n' games until the honeymoon is over and it's out to the woodpile with you!

[@vraven-tc6cg]

I had no idea a wood splitting sword existed. I need this in my life.

[@andybaldman]

No you don’t.

[@CROPDUSTERB-52]

@@andybaldman YES I DO!

[@mcwane1360]

Yes,,,, plus a woman that can weild that steel with two arms of SOFT holding power,, and SMILE..

[@jessicahedrick854]

Is there anyone more *** than this woman. I put *** because I cant find the word. Beautiful, sweet, badass, scary, strong, I mean the list could go on. I was having a shitty morning, but somehow just knowing this woman exists makes the world so much fucking better. Thank you for sharing this.

[@stevencordon1365]

Never knew that I needed a wood splitting sword until now

[@enrique88005]

Right.. I dont even need to chop wood

[@spaceman9599]

For some reason I winced when you said that.

[@WtfYouMeanDude]

Exactly what im thinking rn..

[@mere_object]

Never knew that i needed wife with a wood splitting sword until now

[@sophiepedigree7139]

Why have we been using axes up til now, if sword was an option? 😆

[@parthenonx2697]

The title of this Isekai anime is: So I went to another World to split wood with a Sword and accidentally became a cult hero.

[@dezniqqadez]

💀

[@jonathan-6958]

Put a tm at the end of that statement before a creatively bankrupt author steals ur idea.

[@tsnoob4669]

OOF this is awkward (but it's a manhwa and the MC use an axe though): "After Ten Years of Chopping Wood Immortals Begged To Become My Disciples"

[@amumuimo8530]

YO lol

[@Plat__]

​@@tsnoob4669 this is it i dint believe it but there is an anime about anything like what

[@pandapb2039]

She seems like the type of person to give the best hugs

[@robertjiffers1468]

That is not a wood spiting sword that is an Beheading Sword. Get it straight

[@michaelkilgoresr.8361]

Awww lol

[@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius]

​​@@michaelkilgoresr.8361I hug her everynight while I have sexuality with her

[@ludmann6371]

Powerful hugs, for sure.

[@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius]

@@ludmann6371 I hug her everynight even more powerfully while I have sexuality with her

[@roshnimalandkar1423]

Oh my God! That sword looks best in ur hands! U r a true WARRIOR!