Painkiller Already 167 Prank Call

[@sXeGod]

Kyle: PC master race Lefty: PC master race Woody: PC master race, Xbox One Wings: Playstation 4

[@Jawwnn]

Here's a non-cliche comment I hope Woody or anyone else was looking for. I can't believe how much Wing's personality has changed/attitude towards life has changed ever since he started losing weight and changing his living habits. I remember Wings getting bored after about 30 minutes of PKA, complaining he wanted to go to sleep, etc etc. Now, its amazing to see Wings open up on PKA, laugh at jokes, he doesn't seem to take things as personally now, which in my opinion is a huge feat as a whole for him.

[@yooyo8303]

You still watch?

[@Boobiebumpp]

​@yooyo8303 bro I stopped at after 250, seen some clips here and there but I feel like it's unbearable to watch now.

[@bjornzek]

Lol

[@g4m30n30]

This painkiller already was a very good one. No annoying guests ranting on and interrupting everyone. I likes how you all supported TotalBiscuit and I appreciate you reading his subreddit, I am a big fan of all of you guys, as well as him.

[@Quirky.Turtle69]

the prank call at 1:49:32 is gold

[@rkraiem100]

I'm shocked they haven't been cancelled over that call honestly XD

[@patrickbourke2385]

It's sad hearing in the TotalBiscuit post where he talks about a potentially life-threatening illness :(

[@mrjman3465]

Thank you for keeping the shows around 4 hours

[@Bribz126]

ahh i miss mail monday but pka is a good replacement for it, Please dont stop making pka

[@Callum15121990]

If the moneys there they don't care!

[@rockchok9]

Calluumm :D

[@AdamGuion]

It's not a replacement. Woody has always done both, but decided to drop Mail Monday for no reason.

[@leosirio274]

you’re never gonna believe this bro

[@BlitzBloodFan]

"Pussy, Food and Trucks are all you need in life." -Wings, PKA 167; 2/15/2014

[@KellsyHD]

When Kyle said 'It's not funny sir' I lost it :D

[@APersonNamedAnimal]

Lefty wishes he were a lawyer so much.

[@tejbfan100]

this PKA needs more George Washington

[@Rezector]

underrated

[@mattimhoff4210]

lol kyle killed it on the reality call! " i would like the pair that he is wearing"

[@TheShadyOneHD]

how they were wrong about titanfall.

[@N0PityForYou]

+TheShadyOneHD ikr i love how wrong they were

[@brodoswagginz1024]

"Lefty's a trans man" Kyle you fucking genius.

[@dmax_power2481]

Woody, really I am trying not to hate but please dont complain about how small your house is a 2000 square feet, I am currently living with my mom and 2 sisters in a 600 square foot studio apartment. Its completely fine that you have the money and are looking to upgrade but dont complain about your current situation that far better than most people in the world.

[@FreeMatty2710]

but he has worked for it and made smart decisions i see where your coming from but life is what you make of it

[@dmax_power2481]

Yeah I was trying to be respectful because I love Woody and recognize that he worked hard for all of it and it is great that he wants to upgrade

[@GrimHaxor]

stop being a whiny bitch he wants to upgrade that only makes him human

[@dmax_power2481]

And I get that and good on him for earning every bit of it but you obviously don't understand what it is like for someone to live in poverty, get the fuck off your high horse and go do something productive

[@windumaster14]

Fuck off. I hate this ignorant ass argument. By that logic, anyone in the first world never has the right to complain about anything because there are people in Africa who are starving. It's so goddamn annoying. It's human to want better for yourself, stop pretending it makes Woody selfish or some shit.

[@baller4life2897]

That real estate agent is probably getting so many calls since the number was on the screen lol

[@xxsniperkill]

I have played the beta for about 10 hours now and it is so fucking amazing. Jumping on Titans and destroying them is one of the best feelings ever. Combined with the free running it will be GOTY!

[@boykiller303]

lol it wont be goty those go to the single player based games like far cry 3, last of us, skyrim, portal, fallout, assassins creed, journey, uncharted, gta5, red dead redemption. if you want more examples ill continue

[@iDuxBerry]

Kyle, if you are serious about the PC, welcome brother.

[@tray4774]

Can't help but laugh at their winter talk, Canada all day.

[@Matt-sz9mk]

Knowing that they had the LoL "terrorist" on the podcast 6 years after this podcast came out is just an incredible plot twist

[@CumSmuggler]

I think you meant RuneScape, and his name is Josh Pillault.

[@legomyego1010]

Where I live in Vancouver, $1,000,000 gets you a shit hole tiny ass shack. If you want a nice regular size house it's gonna run you around 2.5 million. It sucks living in the second most expensive city in the world.

[@hgtyu0987654321]

Guys I really liked the video! Thank you for the countless hours of pleasure. From making me laugh to bringing a smile to my face. You guys have orchestrated your own community. I'm glad I'm part of it and that I found it. Thank you lefty for your undeniable sophistication and for your great input on topics. Thank you wings for showing me that no matter how low you are you can always make your way back up. Thank you Kyle for making me laugh historically and showing me how to be a great friend. And thanks most of all to Woody for making these videos and the Mail Mondays that always help through tough times. Woody, you've brought me to the youtube gaming community two years ago. I miss those Tech Tuesday's. I thank you guys for never giving up on your fans. Please never leave the community. Thank you guys a bunch!

[@bentarr3621]

Wings vs. syndicate tire flipping. Please make it happen

[@NINJASTRANGERDANGER]

one of my favorite episodes. that prank call was epic

[@1337x1337x]

If cars aren't powered by horses why is it called horsepower? Checkmate, wings.

[@MrCarefreePlatypus]

YORU MOEV ATHEISSTZ

[@awfudge234]

In Minnesota they actually used front end loaders to clear some areas and the normal plows to plow the roads

[@cardinalbird5440]

I could listen to wings talk about cops all day lmao

[@thegoons9871]

Cardinalbird5 u.u

[@JK8]

Really because I find it incredibly droll

[@anonvegeta]

"its not funny sir" LOL

[@ACDtheAWESOMe]

There was NOT enough George Washington in this! XDXDXD that made me die of laughter

[@christianmanmano6227]

Wings seems so much happier compared to a couple weeks ago its really awesome to see the change

[@TheOnlyDeadChicken]

Oh yes. Doesn't even show on Woody's page for me at least.

[@pk823456]

Great show guys. This was basically the epitome of what PKA is. Heartfelt discussion of the negatives of your profession, inventive prank phone call, interesting analysis of current games and TV shows, and fun stories from your pasts. More George Washington would have put it over the edge. 9/10

[@jman1954goat]

not enough George Washington unsub woody

[@S1deshowRob]

Fuck Kyle wings lost to syndicate

[@seanmorgan1715]

I freaking love these prank calls, especially the groups ones. they are so funny and the home real-tor on the other end was really funny too. please try and do some more of these in the future, maybe not every episode but maybe every 5 or so.

[@HHyperG]

woody do another good and evil episode with the half beard, i loved that

[@Wa123s]

When woody said; Well me making a video is un-reasonable! That was gold!

[@reece382]

Better be a pka today.

[@jackysirichantho8691]

just wanted to say that this was a rlly good pka. i really enjoyed it thanks

[@WizardFarrell]

another thing on the totalbiscuit thing is that when a person likes a video they're satified just watching it so they dont feel the need to comment on it

[@FletchDawgTheGreat]

Thank you so much for mentioning my post kyle

[@MrJoNnY215]

Glory days

[@AFailProduction7]

BEST PKA!! i love the end with the incest

[@DavidAJBoyle]

Here's what I think, I adore all of you guys and I really wish idiots would not push their horrible opinions, I've always know that If you don't have anything nice to say, Don't say it. Some people just push the boundary between people and their audience further away and people who do love the entertainers are always pushed under the rug, Admittedly I don't like the prank calls but you lot enjoy doing them and I rather watch you enjoying yourself and doing something fun, that being tormented. I hope you read this.

[@MikeHawk-wl6jo]

dude you're so right

[@FrankEjr]

"If I do KZbin again full time" Woodysgamertag 2014

[@snoozebutton]

I love to listen to theses still hilarious

[@Clown0fChaos]

THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH WINGS BALLS TALK IN THIS SHOW I DEMAND MORE BALLS NEXT EPISODE

[@r4fken]

Raping in jail is purely an American thing. Iv never heard of rape in European prisons...

[@mayyambo]

Yeah, because only America and Europe exist in the world. There are no other countries/continents, right? I can guarantee you that it happens elsewhere (Canada, and various other countries in Europe, etc.).

[@iShizzable]

Pippin That argument is along the same lines as "you're not a chef so you can't say your food is bad."

[@r4fken]

Jesus are we all jumping on the band wagon. I cannot speak for prisons in asia or russia or the middle east. I am however European and i have not once heard of a case of rape in prison. Seems to me like its something that happens more often in the US. But please id be happy to chance my tune if you could provide some tangible proof...

[@TheBUGZNTA]

Pippin Raping in prison isnt as common as people think i was in prison for 1 year and 4 months heard of no raping because there is a gay guy thats willing....

[@XBlueM0ndayX]

Pippin www.insideprison.com/prison-rape.asp Only briefly mentions the UK once, but it shows you prison rape goes beyond american prisons. As for why America seems to have such a problem with prison rape: gang culture, more prisoners, and life sentences.

[@AsDeft]

That real-estate guy was so cool. Great prank call!

[@fermsingh3572]

really loving the daily uploads woody keep up the good work

[@jonathanhagan4090]

Just wow just wow the prank call had me on the floor rolling around laughing. Awesome PKA nice job

[@jacobmelena9116]

wings v syndicate in an open field when wings has a high powered rifle

[@EastwoodFPS]

Lol it would probably still change to syndicate being handcuffed or something! !

[@InstrumentofRuinInnit]

Epic pka! The prank call was awesome. You should prank call every week. I love pka I listen to every episode more than once. I hope this podcast never ends. Thanks

[@jaygrant5039]

Out of interest - Are you still watching?

[@HayesWiseman]

A decade later and just discovering these guys. Its so cool going back and hearing all the things that came out, events that happened, where we are today.

[@R0BSTAA]

PKA should have a prank call every week :D

[@TheRantinghick]

wow, the audio really did use to be worse.

[@sunnyhaibin]

Why there's no more Mail Monday??? I want it back!!

[@universalgaminguk1818]

***** literally only PKA,

[@Enternald1]

There was alot of good variety in this episode! I liked it alot!!

[@LeftLight]

1v1 seesaw! lol

[@carlincmullins]

"We all need to jump into the RAV4 and go on down there" i cried with laughter at that. thankyou very much kyle

[@YOUTUBE_CHRIS]

"It's a little bit like the PKA subreddit, I'm not sure I don't go to it very often." What a great way to keep in touch with your community.

[@leland740]

This call has me dying! Really funny!!

[@BzR3fl3x]

Wings doesn't understand DayZ, this is painful to listen to..

[@SwagMcFresh]

Been listening to Painkiller for quite a while now, so I was happily surprised to see you guys talk about Totalbiscuit, who I also view semi-regularly. I've got a lot of respect for all of you, and it's a real shame that you have to take these measures to handle the stress that just comes with the industry. Keep up the great work!

[@Arzumis_]

Wooewklooz

[@LeNico]

Remember the pka where in the last 5min they defended incest? Yes, it's this one (167) lol

[@headof11]

DayZ patch notes ETA: Complete (Should be pushing out now) This update was released to Stable as a critical update outside of our scheduled maintenance period. This was because of a serious issue with the connection logic that could trap some players in the "dead" state. There was also a critical bug with looting other players inventory. These have been fixed. Known Issues: - Animations: Right hand twitches during pointing, character twitches once when middle finger is activated/deactivated - Actions: If player puts burlap sack from his head to ground his vision stays black New: - Animations: Ruger 10/22 hand pose - Animations: It's now possible to blend directly between various gesticulation states (pointing,finger,greeting...) - Crafting: Can repair clothes, weapons, and items using specialist items (such as sewing kit) - Gear: Configured sewing kit and its recipes - Gear: Added configuration for durable riders jacket - Gear: Added Cowboy hats to the loot spawns (multiple colors) - Gear: Added Sewing kit to the loot spawns - Gear: Added B95 and 762 speedloader to loot spawns - Gear: Added configuration for durable riders jacket - Gear: Added durable leather jacket to loot spawns - Gestures: Thumbs Up gesture added with default F7 key binding - Server: Optimization of synchronization of textures/materials (minor improvement to server FPS) - Systems: Falling now causes dynamic damage (roughly, fall of >5m break legs depending on equipment, >15m probably death) Fixed: - Actions: Could not cover another players head with a burlap sack - Actions: No longer spawns clones of sack after Remove Head Cover action - Actions: Removing Head Cover (burlap sack) while inventory is full won't leave you blind and without burlap sack anymore - Art: Duplicate geometry in lower resolution LODs of flannel shirt resulted in visual bug at distance. - Animations: Fixed an issue where the player would stay zoomed-in in sights for reload while aiming in prone - Animations: Player should now be force-disarmed when clapping while holding a single-handed weapon. - Animations: Pointing and clapping now works even when initiated from aimed states - Animations: Fixed an issue where the left hand would stay glued to the FNX45 for aimed prone reload - Animations: Default rifle aim stance (stand and crouch) slightly changed to better fit different guns - Animations: Twitches on right hand fixed when holding an item while middle finger and pointing. - Crafting: Cannot combine ruined stacked objects (such as ammo, rags) - Crafting: Cannot chamber/load magazine with ruined ammunition - Crafting: Motorbike helmet visors didn't retain their type when spray-painting the helmet - Crash: Game Crash when using FLUSH command - Crash: Out of bounds crash when no sounds defined - Inventory: Loot would stay on dead character after it is picked up, causing teleporting loot and general chaos - Medical: Cleaning wounds with alcohol tincture doesn't add last stage of infected wounds - Medical: Vomiting/Stuffed was completely broken. Now simplified and streamlined - Melee: Short melee weapons do damage now (hammer, screwdriver, hammer, hacksaw) - Spawns: Lowered probability of Weapon cleaning kit spawns - Systems: Healing system was double processing for blood regeneration - Systems: Notifier messages were not being cleared/reset on within-state changes - Systems: Players position was not saving on disconnect - Systems: Players could get continually stuck in a dead character during load from central server - Systems: Players would not receive any falling damage - Systems: Disconnecting dead player would delete the body after ~30 seconds - Systems: Damage was being equally applied to all objects inside inventory slot when shot/damaged (now items reduce the damage when they take damage) - Systems: Notifier gets stuck on "stuffed" - Weapons: Ballistic parameters of all projectiles tweaked for more realism (special thanks to Gews for his great analysis on weapon characteristics)

[@celtics4life318]

I'm with Lefty, I don't understand why things like incest and polygamy are illegal. As long as it involves consenting adults I don't really give a shit.

[@tylertietz5367]

favorite videos on youtube. hands down.

[@vSwagguh]

"I just think Miley has a bad tooth to gum ratio" Wingsism 1:11:17

[@GRMNy0]

I love this podcast woody. Keep up the good work.

[@CYellowan]

Just entered my beta code for titan fall. Gonna be great to test out :)

[@DatChrizma]

when did you sign up cuz im still waiting for mine

[@CYellowan]

I got a lot of good shit bought on origin because of battlefield and stuff. That might sway the vote. I mean, i am Norwegian. We are pretty much up there in the world when it comes down to consuming media properly.

[@rayquaza52]

While watching this I measured my room, and its only 10X9

[@PuFFa323]

Totalbiscuit is wesome. I mean he and the good subs donated 50k to build wells in Africa, His content is truly amazing, High quality and very profesional. I personally don't like hearthstone videos so I just don't watch them but his other videos are amazing...

[@EastwoodFPS]

See wee need more like you.. I'm yhe same if someone im subbed to decides to play something I don't like I just won't watch and I certainly won't go and leave hate

[@hendawg8617]

Cannot believe they brought prank calling back!

[@159329]

Woody loves to protect us

[@savagefrag4200]

It feels like E-Sports games on the PC like Starcraft 2, LoL and Dota 2 are where you go if you really want to play a game competitively, just due to the skill based matchmaking that those games have, you nearly always have to try to win.

[@Akhi11eus]

I cringed when I saw the prank call title since I usually dislike the prank call-filled PKAs, but this one was pretty good. Good PKA.

[@windumaster14]

Just wanted to congratulate Wings. He looks so much healthier than he did a few months back. Good on ya, Wings!

[@CypherDND]

This aged like milk

[@windumaster14]

@@CypherDND big true

[@masonsolon7371]

This was a good PKA, but I don't think there was enough George Washington.

[@charliesmith5063]

Thank god PKA!!!! This will brighten up my day :D

[@tynilo8474]

Lefty is the greatest

[@416parma416]

Said nobody

[@alexanderangel3418]

this podcast made me check my computer soo much because of all of the notifications lol

[@Lolmaro.]

You guys really listen to the whole thing?? I couldn't lol

[@samwillington5481]

I miss these prank calls

[@GunShard]

lol that prank call

[@ipodguy123g]

I died when Kyle said "Its not funny sir" XD

[@justjak2007]

pka is so much better without lefty

[@daysanmacom2916]

So true. I skip parts when he goes on his tangents

[@nate3658]

+Daysan Macom damn you must have only watched 15 minutes of pka LMAO

[@daysanmacom2916]

lmao so true, he use to go on those all the time

[@Craul08]

Dam that was one of the funniest prank calls I've seen.

[@rebelyelleasyrider]

1v1 Testicle Size contest

[@richieseales8762]

I really like when streams have music, as long as it's mixed low enough that it's just in the background which woody's is and it's a lot better than before it had music

[@illuhst]

We are the cool kids.. :D

[@SprayingAgate0]

Show was great really liked woodys example of his ranks and microtransactions

[@Destixz]

Really good PKA.(:

[@JadeSune]

"Ken Dirson" You mean "Den Kirson" =3 And, unfortunately, he doesn't like CoD anymore (he plays Planetside 2 now :O), and a lot of the data after MW2 (and even after he gave up on MW2) was done by Marvel4 and Probaddie. But thanks for the recognition, guys!

[@SwiftGuyGamer]

Woody should just turn his channel into some sort of podcast or radio show, just like Drama Alert has it I guess. He may as well since the only other thing he does is Minecraft and that's normally on Twitch anyway!

[@David-ur1to]

i love the RUSTY BACKROUND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!! :D

[@gundixino]

what happened to mail mondays?

[@NaughtyDragonite]

what happened to everything?

[@chaoctic7278]

Life

[@niegelpowell762]

Thank you for the constantly awesome PKA videos, keep up the fantastical work.

[@xXFlames1471Xx]

im so happy lefty is gone ffs he is boring

[@YouDontKnowMe6006]

Flames1471 im so happy i dont see you in the new pka comments

[@AJTheUnexceptionalBiker]

An epic PKA, top job guys :)

[@TheWatzitooya]

I've always loved TotalBiscuit's videos, and have been grateful for them. I haven't always agreed with him on everything, but I appreciate his input unto a game (Bastion, Space Marine, Bioshock, etc. . .). He sets standards for himself and does things professionally. So why the hate? I'd like someone with a differing opinion to give me some reasons, please.

[@JesseS.]

rest in peace tb

[@MajorFletch]

One thing I thought was cool about the new evil dead. It was so disturbing that I had to give it props for making my friend leave the theatre and get sick to his stomach.