PKA 248 Taylors Bathroom Bandit Story, Kyle Hits a teacher, GOP Debates, and more

[@sinkpissersupreme]

Woody looks like he survived a nuclear blast..

[@kriegguardsman9117]

y a h t z o' c l o c k Took nearly five years but here is the 4th like. You deserve it

[@Meekmillan]

C. G. I think you started something beautiful. 4 months later and it’s 91.

[@anomalouspossession9415]

@@Meekmillan 2 weeks later from your reply and it is at 113

[@africheeseyoutube]

@@anomalouspossession9415 114 boys 👌

[@gunga3thegovakianwarlord466]

121

[@Kfcdonuts]

The guest 1million dollars and this is you - his camera didn't work, hosts didn't even introduce him and he said nothing. Worst guest ever

[@lamowkachow4597]

I was thinking the same thing, quality ain't there anymore

[@2PointO]

Wow, I just read the annotation at the very start that said about the time stamps in the description and I was expecting to see maybe four of five different ones, then I took a look and saw them all, props to whoever did all that! PKA just keeps on getting better!

[@ATrueAssassin64]

+2PointO - Destiny Videos ya this is great

[@alexnewman6075]

+2PointO - Destiny Videos True, great addition to these

[@benrobinson186]

+2PointO - Destiny Videos i did that too

[@MrWowisawsome]

+2PointO - Destiny Videos couldnt have said it better myself

[@B.OKwithShay]

+2PointO - Destiny Videos chiz has been slaving away for woody,

[@TheKyleawashburn]

Im glad dr.chiz wasn't on tonight. Its not that I hate the guy, I just think hes way better at behind the scenes than being a host.

[@ryanlowe7315]

I like him once in awhile especially when they don't have a guest, it's cool for him to just step in as a guest

[@Cawlmdownbrolololz]

+Kyle Washburn So, you decided to give your opinion which is basically doing nothing but hurting chiz when he reads it. Because the hosts certainly don't give a shit about what you think.

[@Aeternum_]

+Andrew Pyne Other fans give a shit about what he thinks.

[@LSinno13]

I agree with Taylor chiz is great to bounce of and give another view on the topic the other hosts may not of thought about

[@LSinno13]

I agree with Taylor chiz is great to bounce of and give another view on the topic the other hosts may not of thought about

[@PCBrett]

whoever does the events timeline in the description.... I luv u

[@thatPSNguy99]

Subreddit

[@joeblow9564]

Taylor said he did it later in the show

[@thatPSNguy99]

Benji Organ He listed topics for the title, not timestamps for the description

[@aoghau3686]

+noah price i think he did both, with each new topic he wrote it down, probably just did the time as well

[@crazycatladyvideos6377]

+PCBrett Me too.

[@VtecSam]

Kyle needs a day in the life

[@Dirkdersoldat]

Tru

[@ryanlowe7315]

It would be him watching tv shows and movies if it's a day he's not filming haha

[@TheMehzah]

+Mulistik WIth the way kyle lives his life the entire video would be a black censor box

[@TychoHD]

Kyle needs to upload the paintball videos

[@MikeGusFifteen]

+Mulistik wake up at noon, play civ until at least 5 pm, call some people about the next FPS Russia video, eat a lot in between events, sleep.

[@McGeez]

German Shepherd's ears stand up on their own woody

[@cavecanem1741]

Lost respect for him in this one

[@XenoTravis]

He is thinking of the dogs that don't develop that and need ear stands to help. Some dumb owners do it because they don't know it can take a bit.

[@liamcompton6318]

woody's forehead is brighter than my future.

[@Awsme]

LOL

[@foxhoundknight]

+Liam Compton up you gooo

[@blueskythinking4745]

Ha ha ha

[@JesseS.]

LOL nice

[@misukiylambertson2764]

Isn't it weird how woody looks great in vlogs and shit on pka. He needs a lighting upgrade lol

[@michaelislegendary]

taylor story in the title = great PKA

[@gfum115]

My thoughts exactly

[@crazycatladyvideos6377]

+Michael Aydin Taylor is awesomely funny.

[@DiehlGames]

Only a million? You guys are underestimating the demand to be on the show.

[@CoastalTides]

1:08:40 I love how Woody interrupts Kyle's real life experience dealing with heroin addicts so that they can watch Woody's video, in which he offers nothing more than conjecture based on stories people sent to him.

[@wanabezz]

That isn't even true, the woody story is a terrible way to show what heroine actually is

[@joshstock6591]

@@wanabezz yes absolutely it's so backwards.

[@corneliusflake2103]

wanabez z not really...

[@Alvarez1998]

@@corneliusflake2103 yes really ..

[@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374]

@@corneliusflake2103 eh he really exaggerated the “nice” part in the beginning

[@thenerv288]

has anybody noticed kyle looks like fpsrussia?

[@JustCallMeMrWest]

huehuehuehue stfu huehuehuehuehue

[@gunga3thegovakianwarlord466]

@@JustCallMeMrWest rekt

[@alldetected3106]

He is fps russia

[@ratkilla7.62]

@@alldetected3106 mate look at the comment age

[@mattv2099]

I'm almost 6' 4" and weigh 187. I'm a bean pole with big bones.

[@R_P_K]

You should be on pka!

[@Alex-ht8tn]

know a dude whos 6 foot and 125

[@4lfie420]

I'm 5'11/6'0 and I weigh probably over 210lbs lol

[@bjornzek]

i’m 6’2 120

[@ck7603]

@@bjornzek XQC?

[@overtflow]

A Day in the Life of PKA pls

[@AIRFORCEFREAK1]

+overtflow Like all the people or just Woody. He did that with this one. It was uploaded before this.

[@overtflow]

USPATRIOT96 it would be kinda cool to have a mash up of all of them right?!

[@AIRFORCEFREAK1]

***** That would kill the flow of both videos I think.

[@shsgshshsdgdhdhhehe5932]

nice to see you again!

[@overtflow]

USPATRIOT96 they dont have to post it same day lol

[@116RonH]

Timelines in the description are really great when you watch in segments and they make trhe podcast look more professional. Awesome!

[@MrHulabalooFIN]

One of the best episodes ever. I love it when there is discussion and you disagree on a topic

[@KardasR]

I love the timelines they're so useful, I listen to pka at night and now there's no more trying to find where i fell asleep! 10/10

[@CZuskia]

I still listen to PKA when I get ready for bed. Nothing more relaxing than hearing their interesting stories.

[@Rezector]

facts i always rewatch the 120’s - 160’s when i’m tryna sleep

[@RFRacing717]

Man woody was just as bad back in the day too huh?

[@Gunni]

NOT EVEN 4 HOURS!!??!?!?!? #DDoSCasper

[@Gunni]

+Gunnishone JOKES I would never do such a thing to a great mattress company like Casper

[@Gunni]

+Kanye Rest You're welcome my friend! :)))))

[@jy2924]

+Kanye Rest dickhead 😧😭😂

[@nicu_1995]

omg 10 min

[@MrKillaUMad]

The guest barley talked, PKA is going downhill shame.

[@brendnswam]

thats funny

[@ZombieEater1001]

Your spelling is downhill

[@DJKryptinite]

+Daniel no the guest happened to be wheat

[@CallOfBooty27]

Just the trio this week! I like it

[@Nordern]

Chiz is a person i always have thought to have much more personality outside of the show, there is more to him than anyone sees, and you just have to love him for what he brings to the show, even thought its a tiny amount its a beautiful amount

[@thatguy3604]

This comment aged well

[@ryanlowe7315]

Taylor doesn't have too many stories but when he does I'm alway dying hahaha

[@JarradHD]

The bathroom bandit story is one of the funniest things i have heard on PKA, can't stop laughing!

[@thomaswillard6267]

A living wage wouldn't be 60 or 75 grand. It would be like 20 or 30 grand. Literally enough for food, utilities and rent.

[@connerdulson9833]

Kyle's so out of touch with reality.

[@thomaswillard6267]

TheZane03 I just looked it up. You can get a single bedroom apartment in my city for $450 a month. That's $5400/year. Add on $75/week ($3900/year) for groceries and you're looking at $9300. Add on $948 for bus passes all year (round up to $1200 because you may need taxis) and you get $10,500. That leaves $9,500 for emergencies, parties and other expenses. Let's say you want a nice apartment, you can rent the ground floor of a bungalow for $900/month, meaning $10,800/year meaning a total of $15,900. You can't raise a family, you can't really have that extravagant of a life, but that's not the point. The point is to be able to have a place to sleep, food on the table and be able to have access to the ability to earn more money. You can live in $20,000/year it's not nice, but it's doable and it gives incentive to go and earn that extra money.

[@itsInnate]

+Thomas Willard but theyre talking out of their asses, and have done NO research, so what do you expect.

[@itsInnate]

+Thomas Willard Where's the money for utilities, transportation, childcare, etc. Not only is rent not that cheap, in fact where I'm at a single bedroom is 700-800 (an Im in a small town in central illinois), the overall day to day costs are not that cheap.

[@itsInnate]

+Thomas Willard Besides $9,300 is DEEP below the poverty line.

[@frogkick911]

Great job with the time stamps! Awesome addition to PKA!

[@midnightapalooza]

I still remember the first time I watched that heroin video on Woody's channel. Incredibly powerful doesn't even begin to describe it. Woody's delivery and the words themselves are both amazing. Still just as powerful now as it was then.

[@AndreDaBest99]

Im from London and have little to no knowledge of US Politics or presidential runs etc but I can safely say that, even for me, I found the segment really entertaining

[@aoghau3686]

"Have i shown you my manifesto" woody you're killing me that was such a good call

[@i_found_bacon5561]

The time line is FREAKEN AWESOME

[@fdsaasdf2279]

This went to autoplay after the most recent PKA and all i can see is the red tomato on top left

[@RajHaa1]

the time stamps are perfect.

[@therewshow8856]

I was listening to this thinking something happened in 2019 and just now realized I somehow clicked off my video to this one. Dear lord. I listened for a bout 30 min

[@kriegguardsman9117]

TheRewShow been there

[@CRApredator]

Top 4 favorite Tarantino movies: 1. Django 2. Pulp Fiction 3. Inglorious Bastards 4. Reservoir Dogs

[@comedicgod]

The timeline is the best idea ever, thanks so much woody! Love the vids keep 'em coming.

[@FuglyJr]

Im a big fan of the timeline in the description. Really stepping up the game :)

[@Craul08]

Yey, the topic times list is back. It was good when they used to do that years ago. I bet they stop again after a few weeks.

[@thatPSNguy99]

It's not the hosts; it's r/pka

[@Lithiumstrip]

Woody's quote of "I never fondled my brother" out of context hits differently.

[@mikem6995]

We love you Chiz

[@Bukkaketsunami89]

no

[@bawgs666]

+michael mccormick no we dont lmfao

[@ProSandlin]

The time stamps is probably the best thing to happen to PKA since Casper

[@WINZ0W]

The understanding the hosts have regarding socialism is cringe worthy.

[@davis8304]

what is cringeworthy about it?

[@davis8304]

what is cringeworthy about it?

[@chris195868]

+Davis Sulejmani The fact that they think socialism is full blown communism, and fail to see any of the (many) benefits it has for a society.

[@wolfxda94]

+Davis Sulejmani The fact that they believe a living wage is separate from your wage at work. When bernie says he wants everyone to have a living wage he is talking about people that work fulltime at a job should make a living wage and not some separate bullshit. Your not going to recieve a check from the government for a living wage. For some people to be able to afford where they live because of cost of living they would have to work 100+ hours at a minimum wage job. Bernie wants to allow people to work a normal work week and be able to improve by getting schooling to go up in jobs.

[@kainepercle4549]

@@chris195868the fact you think socialism has any benefits shows how ignorant you are. What is it 130 million people who died under socialism?

[@expert_fretwork]

For clarification on the German Shepherd thing, sometimes their ears won't automatically stand up as they grow from a puppy into an adult. This is a muscular issue, and they can go through a little physical therapy where you create a "cast" of sorts out of a cardboard tube and put their ears inside these tubes for a few weeks to a few months. That will reinforce the muscles at the base of their ears that hold them upright and they will eventually stand on their own. GSD ears don't need to be surgically cropped to stand up. They do it automatically, except in rare circumstances, and even then, don't require surgery. Just in case anyone was curious.

[@DutchMadness77]

why do americans not realise that socialism is not the same as communism. If you look at western Europa you clearly see that socialism can work. I'm not saying socialism is always the best system but comparing it to stalinism or referencing an 80% tax rate is just unfair. Not necessarily related but Norway always does well in those 'best countries to live in' stats

[@colefilms]

Well as an American I understand the difference, for a lot of nations socialism is absolutely fine but when you are raised in a nation for your whole life and the majority of people agree on capitalism but when someone says that they'd like to change America to a system different it scares a lot of people. People don't like change.

[@DutchMadness77]

+King Wahoo yeah I get that change on such a large scale is scary but as a Dutchman in a welfare state, I don't think our system is anywhere near communism. The only things you can rely on here is decent healthcare and enough money to at least eat. I often hear people saying that socialism promotes unemployment, but there's definitely not a comfortable lifestyle to be had in that way. Personally, I have never met someone in my county who believes communism is the way to go.

[@chris195868]

+DutchMadness77 Not just Norway. Look at the latest Inequality-Adjusted HDI report. Norway in first, Netherlands in third, Iceland in 6th, Sweden 7th, Denmark 8th. The US sits at a nice 28th, below Hungary, Malta, Greece (yeah, that broke country), Estonia, Italy, Spain, Slovakia and Israel.

[@thegoodolddays9193]

Dumb take, words have meanings. Social democracy is not socialism no matter how much you claim it is. Socialism is synonymous with communism.

[@johnor8271]

Bring back mail Monday!!!!! 😢😭 It was what made your channel great....I genuinely miss your channel

[@HowieRaps]

This is a beautiful PKA episode. Hearing these 3 stand up for Chiz is such an Alpha move. I knew Chiz did a lot behind the scenes and I like him more than most guests. I only recently got back into PKA but wow this video really brought me back in. I relate to the PKA crew pretty heavily. And I love that they all know one anothers' shortcomings but also are aware of overall value and worth.

[@nidge18]

Ah shit, and here I am with only $999,999.. such a pity.. I'd love to be on PKA but I don't have enough money!

[@gremice31]

nothing worse on PKA than when woody yawns or breaths through his nose into the mic! I feel like Ned Flanders when he snaps at Homer for breathing through his nose at church!

[@780939]

Nothing worse than people bitching about things they get for free. First world problems. "I can hear air going into a microphone!" Come on deal with it

[@bangbang51211]

+CatchThat4Me It's not free just so you know.

[@MrScrubbys]

+blanketcandy ah yes it is....Im watching it for free right now as are you....

[@bangbang51211]

+Kyle D nope you're paying for the Internet and electricity needed to watch this. You're also paying with your time and viewership there is no such thing as free; you should know that by now.

[@bangbang51211]

+CatchThat4Me There is no such thing as free; ask any person with a basic understanding of physics. Everything costs something just because it doesn't cost money (which this does) doesn't mean it's completely free of cost.

[@frankfurt1063]

lol hilarious how accurate "Walmart shopper/church goer" was

[@Jurkblot]

Prison changed Kyle... look at how innocent he was

[@snazzy_guns1757]

by far one of my favorite episodes

[@ojay8699]

People don't dislike Chiz because he is "lazy" or anything. Kyle seems lazy to me, but I still love him and can listen to him all day long. No offence to Chiz but he seems to have a really shitty personality, I don't know if it is intentional, but he just isn't a likeable person, which I'm sure as you guys know, is very important if you want to be on youtube or a show. You defend him against the negative comments by stating his work ethic and that he has his shit together, but why? do people have to like someone because they work hard? it is so irrelevant its kinda frustrating which is why you don't understand a lot of the negativity on your channel, you defend your side with irrelevance. But since you guys don't really care about your fans or what they think I don't know why I am trying to explain this to you. Carry on including him on the show and forcing him to face the negativity. My advice would be to just let him be in the background on PKA and just do his job, nothing more.

[@BluntFogg]

+Ojay Couldn't have said it better myself. If they cared about the quality of the podcast Chiz would never be on again. I'm sure he does do great work behind the scenes, but that doesn't mean we should be forced to listen to him.

[@ryanlowe7315]

+BluntFogg you're not being forced to listen dip shit, if he's on just don't watch it dumb ass.

[@MrScrubbys]

+Ojay........................So just because you and the 13 other haters dont like Chiz which is a personal friend of the cast you think he should never be aloud on again?...HA

[@ojay8699]

+Kyle D 13? I would say about 1/4 of the viewers don't like him. If I made a product that 1/4 of my customer base did not enjoy and I had the ability to change it for the better, I would. Then again, they won't so my comment is pointless, just wanted to finally say my thoughts on the matter.

[@ojay8699]

holmes6410 Doing something he doesn't have to do? You do realise he gets paid for everything he does right? He isn't doing it because he is a "good person" :/

[@alexbolling3461]

Damn chiz could have been the guest :(

[@sulamy1955]

They are so ignorant about Bernie Sanders it hurts... He doesn't want the US to be the USSR, he wants it to be Sweden, or Norway

[@wfurney]

+xZeno no thx m8

[@Hcdhdukytcd]

+xZeno They know that, what most people don't know is how close those two really are

[@Kenz3]

doest matter what they think he winning over Hillary and that big

[@13jamie13jam]

+IamGoten Why not?

[@chemmikalrecords]

+jamie hart more crazy ppl

[@Aidcot]

'Bathroom Bandit' best PKA story in a long time, loved it.

[@Etelmi]

3:30:26 Woody "Watch this shit" I wish I could...

[@Demonyx613]

Chiz is cool. More Chiz.

[@undscare4881]

Taylor is so uneducated, I cringed so hard when he said Bernie Sanders passed like 3 bills. Hundred-fold what Taylor said and you still wouldn't get to the amount of bills he sponsored.

[@adamcleary14]

How does making one error make you uneducated? He might've confused him with someone else for all we know.

[@undscare4881]

adamcleary14 He wasn't confused, he clearly said Bernie. Also, it how does him saying something wrong about something not make him uneducated? If you are wrong about something then you are not educated enough in it. Plus he said it with malignant intent which makes him even more uneducated, using false remarks to shut up someone talking about a topic you have no idea about. That is Taylor for you.

[@undscare4881]

TheMdultra So who would you plan on voting if you could vote which would help your situation? Have you tried contacting someone about this problem you've been inundated with?

[@kainepercle4549]

@@undscare4881hey being wrong doesn’t make you uneducated. Not have schooling you are uneducated. You are talking about being uninformed big difference.

[@thfjamal]

YES! a index for the show! That is the best thing ever. Thank you woody!

[@Dazolator]

Woodie is a tomato today...

[@woodencan]

So I've watched the whole episode and it is awesome!

[@jacobrussell4743]

I am in the minority most likely but I really was disappointed that Chiz wasn't on the show. People just need to not say anything if they don't have nothing nice to say.

[@Naat123100]

I love all the Taylor 'for all those on the way to work...' cracks me up everytime

[@_jay51]

I thought of onlyusemeblade as Jimmy from gtav

[@blueskythinking4745]

Onlyusemeblade would probably agree with that statement.. he admits his lazy so the insult wouldn't have much of a affect as you trolls would want

[@gabrielwildman]

@@blueskythinking4745 look at him now lole

[@liteduke72]

The timeline in the description is fantastic!

[@TheShadyOneHD]

First, i win this week.

[@dannyrichards1965]

PATREON OR RITO. BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO PKA.

[@AdrianGarcia-sf3uw]

Not in my sub box, wtf.

[@JoeeyTheeKangaroo]

+Adrian Garcia Unlisted, patreon

[@aussieshooter8]

I don't pay attention to the sub reddit or anything but I listen to the show every week, and I'm surprised to hear that there are some people that have a problem with Chiz. I personally think he is one of the best additions to the show so far.

[@MReveaL]

Way to much political talk in the episode imo.

[@colefilms]

It's that time in America and the hosts are pretty political so it's gonna happen. I'm a poli sci major so I enjoy it but now that there are time stamps in the description you can just skip it! :)

[@Drewe223]

+PRG Reveal Completely disagree, although maybe I enjoy politics more than others.

[@blueskythinking4745]

It's a bit tiring for us international people although as the show would say we aren't real people anyway

[@chris195868]

+Brendon stacey To me (also an international), it's outright cringeworthy listening to them rambling about politics when they are really uneducated on the subject.

[@tpot4805]

I really like Chiz I honestly I wish he was on PKA more often

[@poj_r]

Politics talk should be a major no no..

[@Kenz3]

why only unmature can't talk about it

[@thomasakhurst1709]

I like it. Gives me an insight into the situation across the pond...

[@sethbot5]

The good thing about patreon early access is that we can see the typo in the title. You might want to fix this woody.

[@mikes9673]

Can u guys please make a shirt with a cartoon taylor that says "for those of you on your way to work..." it happens almost every episode and i think u could make good third house money woodster

[@mikes9673]

+Michael Bijan p.s. i reserve 5% of profits

[@mikes9673]

+Michael Bijan BTW Plz never stop this podcast, its amazing

[@604cpr]

Hah! The helicopter biker chase was in a neighboring city near me 😂 it was super viral when it happened

[@youngpleb5026]

Bernie Sanders 2016

[@jahnrass6974]

I'm an OG as far as the PKA fan base goes. I think all the Chiz hate comes from adolescents. Just my 2 cents. He seems like a solid dude to me. Keep it up guys.

[@psinformer1]

These guys aren't serious right, $1 million just to guest star on the podcast?

[@MrNick579]

Thank you for the timeline!

[@johndoe-1974]

Is woody mental ? Weed before a fight ? that just makes you 2x more paranoid about getting punched if anyone can fight on weed it def doesn't make you better

[@Chazzeruni]

Amazing episode.

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

Chazzeruni top 10%

[@Chazzeruni]

Adonis Sims Completley agree.

[@overtflow]

Good god he's a tomato

[@theTIVANshow]

love the 1,000,000 and this could be you GOOD ONE!

[@Somethingsomethingmorbid0]

Kyle donkey konged finnster

[@sjp2649]

Part of me died on the inside when they were talking about socialism.

[@jamesprend101]

This is an amazing PKA

[@BreakF4]

Add Link dumps in the desc also so we can follow along when you look at videos or read articles

[@TheImmoralNosferatuZodd]

Oh, that poor Subaru! That was a nice car he just destroyed.

[@HomestarZombieSlayer]

The timeline is a great addition, have you ever considered a link dump like Roosterteeth does. This would be great because sometimes you have videos you cant show and websites of the same nature but you can make a link list on your website. Thanks for reading :)

[@camdentaylor68]

i love the time stamps in the discripshion

[@NeoSilvanus]

I agree Woody, Kasich is a realist, hes the only candidate that didn't say anything batshit crazy. All he said was that helping people have healthcare can be a christian value. He didn't play politics with free federal money to expand healthcare in his state, he took that money and used it to help people.

[@jrgen950]

As a norwegian listening to the political talk i really think Bernie Sanders could turn america for the better. The huge corporation and the people on top running the country for their own winning seems wrong. A stronger state who can limit the big companies influence.

[@therastaboycool]

Dr. Chiz, I love you. If I lived in NC I would totally let you give me a prostate exam.

[@StonieBear420]

German shepherd's ears are naturally pointy

[@Mrnallum]

Woody ,Kyle and the patreon should ball out for PKA 250 and get a badass guest like Bill Burr

[@GUNGLADIATOR77]

The mother of the kid who hit the other guy's head with the helmet said this: Moncion’s mother, Anita McDuffy, said Thursday that "her son’s hand got stuck in the opponent’s helmet and then he threw it in frustration." Now wtf is this?

[@Shuckmagnet]

Chiz is cool, I would love to see him on the guest spot more often

[@jonvia]

How dare Woody do red face

[@KingKova7]

It's ok, I synced with you guys on Motorcycle Man. Very cool

[@samball6216]

Great woody! Been wanting some sort of time line of the episodes. Raised the bar again. Keep up the good work! #WoodysHairLineOP

[@johnbriggs5751]

german shepherds ears absolutely stand up completely naturally and without having surgery, except in rare cases where the puppy injures it’s ear somehow. i had a german shepherd growing up, and watched his ears naturally stand up without the need of any human interference