PKA 676 W/ Vito: Our Hero Fantasies, Dwarves Are Hatched From Eggs

[@harryhairo7272]

Let’s get the Vito bootcamp at Kyle’s house going

[@Plu7ology]

Haha Kyle’s probably done with that kinda stuff

[@harryhairo7272]

nah he loves meeting up with people and doing stuff @@Plu7ology

[@dobber43]

​@@harryhairo7272if they do the double down bet they should lol

[@av.paradymshift]

FPS Keto ..?

[@chasekennedy2908]

Kyle will end up seducing Vito and giving him his AIDS

[@LadZeroUltra]

WELCOME BACK to the PKA index, the show where I OBJECTIVELY rate the quality of a PKA episode based on the anti-Woody sentiment in the first 20 comments. This week we have 4 comments bemoaning Woody for his inadequate character and poor takes, thus giving this episode a relative quality of 16/20. HOWEVER, i will be deducting 2 points this week, first for Woody's opinion on breast implant guy, and second for his take that the capitol building is more important than a Wendy's. Final rating 14/20 Come back next week for another ACCURATE rating.

[@rafmatt1607]

You're doing God's work 🙌

[@caydenpegg2627]

🎉bravo rating man

[@justinbiller6683]

We need a pka episode teir list containing every ep based off anti woodie sentiment

[@valgoyt912]

Fair

[@Foghore]

this needs to be a recurring thing

[@TronApostle]

Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!!!

[@Slickford_IV]

What does this mean?

[@ZentexE]

@@Slickford_IVBig ups to Liquid Richard!!!!!

[@Slickford_IV]

@@ZentexE thanks

[@bobbybrowntown592]

@@Slickford_IV if you have to ask you ain't ready big boy

[@saacuul]

@@bobbybrowntown592+1

[@tdoom2421]

WOODY.....11 years ago you made a video titled something to the effect of "Can We Help One of Our Own?". I just wanted to let you know that that video inspired me do the same. For the last 11 years, our small office has come together to all pitch in and adopt families for Christmas and we have raised an average of about $2,200 each year. Over 11 years, that's over $24,000, all because of a 5 minute video you made. I just wanted to let you know that and say thank you for the inspiration!

[@storystc8335]

woodys consistent ability to be wrong about everything is impressive

[@noseymosey1556]

But think he’s right and knows it all

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@noseymosey1556 He's just simple and easy to fool.

[@valentesolis9212]

Specifically him saying mt rushmore is better than the crazy horse monument

[@abcdefbcdefg8352]

​@@valentesolis9212 but its only his face so far. when/if the artist finishes the memorial, it will look better than mt rushmore's four faces, but they figure theyll have at least the pointing arm done by 2037ish.

[@PKAFunnyMoments]

Pyle. Never forget.

[@A-xt6po]

yes!

[@wayne4714]

It was a bit dude, totally

[@rafmatt1607]

You know that Woody is far out of the field on j6 when Vito starts to be reasonable about what happened 😂

[@clintjanes3784]

This, Vito is so liberal but at least he can think. Woody is so brainwashed by MSNBC and just parrots their bs.

[@StirsMYCookiez]

Woody on suicide watch that the cybertruck actually is coming out

[@ipkandskill]

Unless they changed it, I am pretty sure it's not street legal.

[@aow1423]

You think they'd sell a car which wasn't street legal?@@ipkandskill

[@unspun1YT]

​@@ipkandskillit's street legal, or at least people aren't caring and are driving them anyways.

[@skinnylong2023]

Gayest vehicle I’ve ever seen

[@albatross6221]

@@skinnylong2023perfect for woodert

[@BiggestProblem]

Check out more of Vito on The Biggest Problem in the Universe!

[@Buzzzard]

Nope

[@guccitrev]

Can we get a pin? @HotLoadZach

[@grelkie]

No!

[@PissFingers69]

TBF @ 37:10

[@ploxjump5825]

Vitophiles rejoice

[@FullerAbyss]

😻🍑👈

[@collingriga1819]

sailor moon

[@redbullsauberpetronas]

Leave the kids alone chomo

[@rhodierhoderson4222]

🐰 🐢 🐰 🐢

[@reachfan0809]

I think we could all get down with King Kyles Konfederacy

[@iLoneWolfy]

Man Spotify says this pod is 7hrs long, I was so excited.😄

[@dimabukhantsov177]

Yeah same ! I wonder why there’s just 2 hours of silence

[@weinteruptth.1479]

Maybe in the editing someone accidentally stretched the audio for whatever reason and forgot to shave it off

[@KimJuanUn]

"This overwhelming amount video evidence of the cops letting the J6 protestors into the building to walk around peacefully is muddying the narrative" - Woody

[@jakeharris2856]

That line was crazy. He said "the truth is muddying my narrative" like it was an own.

[@IndepenisDay]

Delusion and denial here is almost embarassing

[@dylannolan7454]

@@IndepenisDayit was a total setup to allow the prosecution of trump goobers

[@rokaxiv]

of course woody is calling twitter "X"

[@charles67198]

And ya do it, till ya weigh what ya NEED to weigh😂 Kyle is basically Patrick Bateman with *some* feelings.

[@valgoyt912]

Great comparison actually

[@ATLWood13]

He's a legit homicidal sociopath!🥴

[@PigeonSa174]

Shoker woody's take on a political group completely misses the mark

[@Crazy727King]

Honestly a cat is more than capable than taking care of its self

[@IndepenisDay]

It sounded like he didn't know what a libertarian even was. Very incoherent

[@Anonymous8317]

Woody on politics🙄

[@gpotts212]

Woody acting like they didn’t selectively release the worst videos when it J6 first happened is again, par for the woody course.

[@PanthraxIV]

Why wouldn't they? That's the point lol. Even if you peacefully try to overthrow democracy, you still tried to overthrow democracy. par for the right winger course.

[@gpotts212]

@@PanthraxIV over throw democracy by going into a building they paid for.. interesting thought process there especially with the actual evidence of voter fraud that happened. Yet that’s not overthrowing democracy

[@dutch1187]

It really does surprise me that Woody still has TDS bad.

[@Roger-il8iw]

He literally flip flops on polls every week, and he said that Biden has better mental health than Trump.😂 woody is delusional

[@gee8648]

Woody, show us on the doll where trump touched you

[@IndepenisDay]

The quintessential elitist dem

[@wadeharris4700]

It’s his only consistent personality trait.

[@FupaLipa]

any legitimate criticism is just TDS. its a great gaslight tbh

[@flyloren6638]

processing gang what up

[@wesidk5662]

Also to answer Woody's question on Viltrum, all the planets that surrender to the viltrumites are prosperous for a little while, but their planets are mined for resources and then everyone dies. I don't want to spoil the comics but omniman definitely wasn't the food guy

[@thejoshbtv]

Once again, Woody demonstrates he knows nothing about what spews out of his mouth.

[@7scrib]

you prob dream about woody 🤣

[@scottyreinsvold269]

Where my pure bloods at

[@harryhairo7272]

No vax gang fr 💯

[@seanlarson7259]

Diddy didnt settle, they put his corporations in the suit too and the insurance company forced a settlement and pushed him out as chairman. Otherwise they wouldn’t renew their policies

[@spartarticus]

Woody makes the other members of pka look so much better

[@trailerparkray4549]

When Kyle mutes his mic to cough, I always thought Kyle’s coughs were kinda quiet. Now we know

[@adoration_]

Woody brought up Trump first ✅ Woody brought up Elon Musk first✅ Living rent free in his head 😹

[@thebubbclub]

“I don’t even think about trump anymore, I’m over his shtick” Remember when he said this every episode for a year then proceeded to talk about trump every episode, for a year?

[@jburg636]

Did he bring up Connor first too? Lol can’t remember. Now he just needs to bring up Robin Williams and it’ll be the full gang.

[@OSRSGuides]

Why does woody hate Elon again? Is it just cause CNN and Jackie told him to?

[@fkcombustion]

@@OSRSGuidesexactly! Nice account BTW, recently got back into OSRS

[@capatheist]

@@OSRSGuideshe thinks he’s smarter… He thinks people are fooled by Elon and that he has everyone else do the actual work… Matt legit thinks he’s above him

[@noscopinayl8198]

Woody was killing it with the jokes this episode

[@zachjones1716]

Keep it up Vito, I used to be 265 as well. And, I'm not 6 feet tall either. I'm down to 194 so far

[@pnwpariah8691]

Man I’m on that path right now. Down to 260 from 280. 70 more to go.

[@anneominous7172]

​@@pnwpariah8691you'll do it, bro. Update me in a few months

[@barrymcbarryson7094]

Well done guys, keep at it

[@capatheist]

As much as woodys personality and many of his opinions infuriate me…. I can’t do without pka, legion of skanks and JRE. I don’t watch tv (not like people say… I actually watch zero television) So I’m great full for these shows. And we get em cause of woody

[@capatheist]

Ahhh it’s not even his personality really… just one aspect of it. Smugness, real and interpreted, just rubs me so wrong

[@xXvenomslasherXx]

So vito got sick but the friends didn't?? He really showed them... obviously the poke works

[@HonorarySaiyan]

It doesn't work, but you still need to get it. And the boosters. Trust the science, bro. Most importantly, trust the experts.

[@harley4230]

@@HonorarySaiyanI’m on my 19th booster right now. Currently in bed with Covid.

[@kylemulder1323]

You do realize it's not to prevent it, right? It's to make it harder to get and makes the effects far weaker. Vaccines are not cures...

[@yungblod8975]

​@@kylemulder1323except not one study shows it does anything except increasing blood clotting issues

[@elvergalargo1469]

at 2:09:00 Kyle starts the most sus rant ever, HE IS NOT 100% straight LOL

[@skramzrave]

woodys "libertarians are like cats" speech

[@thekevinW]

It hurts my brain how much he drinks the coolaid

[@unchartify]

I always listen to pka in the car now and it's so much nicer because you don't have the constant hate comments to ruin the experience. It's crazy someone would listen to the show if they hate Woody thay mich

[@hardpack187]

3:03:09 He was tucking in his shirt. You're really demonstrating the power of editing

[@courtneyriley185]

64 episodes till Kyle transitions

[@juniperburton7693]

What leads you to believe this?

[@courtneyriley185]

​@@juniperburton7693do you not watch the podcast? 😂

[@yugimotobutjacked3231]

Building 7 did in fact house a secret CIA office

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

Woody with the takes again.

[@perryjohnson3801]

It’s funny that Woody hates the guy who got breast implants because he perceived him as poor when the man is as wealthy if not more wealthy than him

[@I-do-not-read-replies]

Woody has millions

[@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord]

Yeah, that’s the funny part. Really drilled down on that comedy gold. You should never be in charge of anything important.

[@perryjohnson3801]

@@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord woodys alt

[@ninjasrus5997]

Vito is a top tier guest.

[@bandz2276]

He’s alright

[@prisma250]

hes regular @@bandz2276

[@youlikegames693]

honestly best place to visit, Yellowstone. Ive loved every time ive been there. So much to do

[@Chiricuao]

n word

[@7scrib]

Wow you're so edgy and cool!!1!!1!

[@Chiricuao]

​@@7scribnah man im just racist

[@7scrib]

@@Chiricuao and honest

[@Simply709]

I've lost 40lbs since last November and all I have been doing is counting my calories and staying under my calorie limit every day. just cut out soda and snacks and it falls off over time.

[@thegymtyrant25]

The soup be cooking, cambells that is 😂 pka best, Merica #1🎉

[@cindrum8344]

Why is the rss recording 6 hrs long but this is only 4

[@glockpharoah]

vito is the jedi version of Sith boogie

[@konradcurze8176]

They are both sith in different ways

[@muffintopnomo8790]

As there talking about cats, vitos cats head pops into frame like he had something to say

[@keanurives8724]

Kyle sounded Jealous of Adam22's Birthday Party

[@R08ERT117]

Hey Kyle, ROLL TIDE!

[@Lil_Loupy]

Woody hurry up and react to gta 6 on pka

[@moody7263]

nothing like being on break as a cvs worker, smoking a bowl, and watching pka.

[@jacobs851]

Nice, insulation fella here

[@vindix9137]

Restaurant worker here, we have a back area outside I sit hit the penjamin and get down with the weekly PKA

[@ATLWood13]

Thank you for your service!

[@moody7263]

update everyone i’m currently rewatching this on my lunch break but now im a carpenters apprentice

[@Anonymous8317]

Ya, the 30 “trouble makers” COUGH FEDS COUGH😂 Woody, it’s easy to take the capitol when they let you in. Trump called for reinforcements prior to it happening, they didn’t do it.

[@tylomvne]

This episode is great. I can only stand vito for about 10 minutes at a time so this episode will last all week!

[@Bukkaketsunami89]

Vito voted for this

[@project_ronin4789]

My superhero fantasy has always been being spiderman but I'm an assassin, not even so much keeping the spider theme either but his powers lend its self to being an assassin really well

[@joshgravitt8228]

“it’s such a big deal to me” 😂

[@georgehennen]

1:12:24 makes kyle sound like he is saying "creatures" due to mic problems.

[@daniellopzable]

Morning guys. Coffes still hot

[@MunchinMaQuchy]

These people talking about J6 is the most mind numbing thing I've ever heard. No the government would never lie too you.

[@NotDave_x]

YES VITO EPISODE!

[@earthsidefarms4978]

Vitophiles unite!

[@kozukizaki8675]

Watched the first couple episodes of Invincible, and Kyle's take is psychopathic.

[@jaygin6518]

3:05:44 what was the point of this ?

[@reverenddick8562]

Wow. I knew Vito was dumb, but not comprehending the 'cutting corners' of Wendy's? BASIC CIRCLES VS. SQUARES!!!

[@avatar2xl]

Real victory lap on Jan 6 there guys I’m so happy you all voted for Biden and don’t regret it at all.

[@TacticalTimmyGoldandSilver]

I wish Vito the best and hope he finds the motivation to smash his fitness goals. It seems like he is not really trying and using that as a defense strategy.

[@_DlME]

Kyle get a Irish wolf hound. They are great dogs. Gentle giants

[@verrico7536]

Vitophiles unite

[@redbullsauberpetronas]

Leave the kids alone chomo

[@thenebula9614]

rsk

[@Rekon-se6wv]

CAT R4-p;3 VITO IS ON THE SHOW BABY!!!

[@cooperw8181]

Man woody make this hard to listen to

[@smithjohn3080]

First VITO TBF @37MINS😂

[@RobDawg54]

Recently it feels like kyle sold his soul.

[@prisma250]

wdym (kyle fan in denial)

[@Phlample]

Prison will do that to u. Can't vote or shoot man is a shell of a man.

[@zaner5000]

I don’t think he has any direction in life currently or a goal to achieve. And he is handling it poorly.

[@Yamama288]

As a Salvadoran and fan since pka 100. Your take was great

[@valgoyt912]

🇸🇻🇸🇻🇸🇻

[@Stayhesh]

I think this is the first time a plug actually worked on me lol

[@syzyphyz]

To be fair, most of the stuff Javier Milei was ripping down and saying, "afuera!" to were nonsense, like the council of gender and nonsense largess government agencies like that, but there were a few that were like "department of transportation" that he ripped down and it had me going, wait that one might be useful and isn't like the other 3 you ripped down before, but you have to consider that Argentina has been mired in a socialist quagmire for a long time and their economy is suffering, they basically voted a guy like him in so they don't become the next Venezuela.

[@Bloomuhh]

Vito is like marmite, love it or hate it. (I love it)

[@capatheist]

No need to explain marmite to mostly Americans 😅

[@redbullsauberpetronas]

So you love pedos?

[@ryancahill728]

“You’re paying for the gap” Lol… literally

[@chasespeer251]

My Puerto Rican girlfriend is going to love Woody being completely wrong about PR. Will report

[@FLOPPYBAKER]

Vito is just an obese neckbeard version of woody..

[@IndepenisDay]

Sorta, but he disagrees on some political ideas

[@triplegump3185]

The audio version is 3 hours longer on spotify

[@skinnylong2023]

Puerto Rico was wealthy and traded globally before being annexed, when the US barred them from trading with anyone but the USA

[@TheVividKiWi]

On apple podcasts this episode is almost 7 hours long and the last hour is silent.

[@kissfan8675309]

Jesus who invited this guy

[@misery978]

j6er 22 years Maxwell 20 years

[@str8GdUp]

In el Salvador, they have prisons strictly for MS13 members.

[@TyHilton-zp3kk]

I miss can eat anything Kyle those were the days

[@babyjesus1179]

Why does the Spotify version of this podcast have 2 extra hours of silence?

[@theworldofnick9186]

I’m posting this comment prewatching. You guys should do a bit about the new documentary called the fall of Minneapolis. It has some controversial opinions but it’s a lot of facts about what happened the day George Floyd died and I would like to see your guys 2 cents on it

[@nathanskinnermusic]

Worst start to a pod in a while. At least we know where vito stands

[@CartridgesandCoffee]

With the rest of the useful idiots

[@prisma250]

its crazy that if they actually did 7 hours, we'd watch it all.

[@clemsondillon1346]

If the J6ers were democrats you know woody would be defending them

[@firecrow7973]

just starting and im confused who this boogie look alike is

[@capatheist]

Title, description and first five seconds of the podcast weren’t enough clues

[@capatheist]

Oh wait … that was the set up for you’re looks like boogie joke lol

[@lh6378]

Why is Kyle in a science officers uniform in the thumbnail😂

[@GamerMike413]

2:10:25 Jesus woody calm down

[@DJchestr]

Bengal cats are where it's at for special cats

[@zarathustrazknob3972]

Great episode aside from Vito.

[@beholdapalehorse7700]

Vito is incoherent af….he contradicts himself sentence by sentence.

[@aalaal6098]

53:11 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty...

[@logantaylor1342]

Huskiedoodles are amazing

[@tommydrywater5559]

Omni Man is just Goku. both sent to earth to take over so their species could do what they wanted with the planet.