Woolie VS GOD: "Lucky Job" [Animation]

[@Nomicro4u]

Bible Study with Woolie needs to have it's own segment on the podcast.

[@falsehero2001]

He brother would be proud.

[@SANDWICHshuriken]

"How hath god blighted pat?" Needs to be a section in the bible.

[@bonebard6178]

i would hapily attend the first darlington church of christ

[@Elfarcher73]

It just needs to replace the podcast

[@governor_explosion]

I enjoyed the theology discussion while watching the Eyes of Heaven run, I wouldn't mind more (even though I'm not Christian). Also I know nothing about the Friends' personal lives, but I'm sure if Pat is married and has a cat, he loves his wife and cat more than any fictional character.

[@F_lippy]

God corrupted Job's save file in the patch and he just told him "start a new save" and threw a few high tier lootboxes his way.

[@ColdNorth0628]

Pip IV *snaps fingers* upgrade right

[@PolarPhantom]

This is too strong.

[@Ike_of_pyke]

​@@PolarPhantomeven 6 years later it is strong

[@fireandthunder9862]

I remember having an old bible with little captions and lessons for tweens and it said something along the lines of "The book of Job tackles the question of why bad things happen to good people." To which the answer appears to be God has a gambling problem and Satan is an enabler.

[@EndorphinSauce]

Fire and Thunder or our ancestors put us in this situation in the first place (see Adam and Eve) and we have the opportunity to get ourselves out, but until then it’s life wall comboing us until we keel over and reach paradise.

[@VSPhotfries]

+Kevin Mairena Naw, I think his version makes more sense.

[@tomhill3248]

@@EndorphinSauce because of a snake? Bullshit, snakes are too stupid to talk and only want to curl up on a rock or under a baseboard. Why the bible gotta bully snakes huh? Snakes did nothing to you...except the venomous ones, they might have killed someone, but to be fair it was self defense, humans are really dangerous. They had no choice really.

[@KrytenKoro]

@@EndorphinSauce babies who have brittle bone syndrome and die in birth, or a day later. Who's that for?

[@gatfatf]

@@EndorphinSauce What a great show of how much He cares about free will, to have the two biggest judgement of my life to be based on the actions of people I've never met. Truly a champion of self determination and choice.

[@DragonfameDracas]

Pat trading Paige and Elmo for his monster hunter "family" is almost too real.

[@-Cetus-]

Hypno-Thorax he needs a behelit sent to him

[@MuffinHunterX]

But he _hates_ The Handler. ...For some reason.

[@DragonfameDracas]

@muffinhunterX That's why it is only *almost*

[@JaseHateRadio]

ALMOST???

[@ianlabat8724]

I fucking lost it when it got to that part

[@MysteriousJojo]

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." -Stephen King

[@sketchstevens5859]

Lol. Where can I read that one?

[@cheese4g]

Jack Pride I heard it in Storm of the Century which is a TV miniseries that Stephen King wrote the screenplay for but isn't actually based off of any of his books. I don't know if that line is in any of his books or not. Funnily enough, my library does have the screenplay chilling on the shelf right next to his novels, so you could probably find the screenplay in a library or bookstore that just assumed it was a novel and didn't bother to check.

[@MysteriousJojo]

Jack Pride It's called Storm Of The Century

[@sketchstevens5859]

Cheese4G Thanks for the info. Same @MysteriousJoJo

[@jordanetherington1922]

It's pretty good

[@Sanodi21]

Losing his home is one thing. Losing his family is another. But getting *Yamcha'd* ? That's too far, even by the devil's standards

[@TomboTime]

Akira Toriyama more evil than the devil confirmed.

[@superelitejimi4165]

I mean... at least he’s super good at baseball... right?

[@HolyDeviant1]

The pat-cuts to "Got it." are like, the best bit.

[@goodninji8]

"Zangief" Got it.

[@Aboveup]

So what you're saying is, Job is like a JRPG character building up his town and social links, only for all of it to be taken away in the second game. But it's fine though, he builds it up again so nothing was truly lost except everything he ever cared for.

[@AlexStarkiller1]

Aboveup Except in a jrpg you fight god for letting it happen/causing it so it's good

[@wareagle3065]

He even got some bullshit diseases and shit but still pulled through. Just something the devs put in to make the veteran players feel like there is something different and more challenging than the last game.

[@Aboveup]

I'm mostly thinking along terms of Suikoden having literally done this. You don't fight god much when you move on past Final Fantasy.

[@dephonnelzy5536]

Aboveup i... Didn't notice that. Good eye

[@aptspire]

When you go from Peacewalker 100% base upgraded to MGSV

[@DevonPalmer98]

god tried to stop woolie by deleting his video

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Devon Palmer But woolie was like "No God is great I love God" so God made sure his reupload would get more views

[@gumbobadman]

This one weird trick god doesnt want you to know

[@ngmajora6986]

Unfortunately God is going to catch those hands once more

[@RunningBlade2184]

God demonized the video

[@NefariousDreary]

nah that was the devil man. God protected Woolie.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Hey man. Sometimes you gotta stack those bodies until you can reach that new, better family in the sky.

[@porkhill6665]

N00BSYBORG Ayyyie it's you again :)

[@M7S4I5L8V2A]

GRRRRRIIIIFFFFFFFFIIIIITTTTTHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[@N00BSYBORG]

Seth foreal I am here now. Like a shitty, gremlin version of All Might.

[@yakumoyomi5765]

N00BSYBORG The hero we need...the hero we deserve. Hallowed be thy name.

[@LV99MasterMonk]

You forgot to credit Griffith for that quote

[@TheFuryHasCome]

“I love all my children equally. I don’t care for Job.”

[@Jensegaense]

"I care enough about Job to replace his stuff. Fuck everyone who knew Job that died tho!"

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Jensegaense They at least got a free ticket to heaven... right?

[@pbk6623]

Right????

[@christopherwall2121]

@@ImmaLittlePip Pre-Jesus, they're all in Hell with the Virtuous Pagans.

[@fake._]

Man Hearing Pat puppet Job with the animation is cracking me up

[@ColdNorth0628]

he gets a new family *snaps fingers* upgrade right? *snaps fingers* upgrade?

[@lividsphincter4098]

carlos conde Mmmmmmmmmm

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

Boop a da boop boop boop boop ba doop a doop boopa da boop what's new in the news?

[@MelBrooksKA]

"But... you ruined my save data..."

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

“But look at all dis end-game equipment ya got now!”

[@ZarikZX]

Woolie vs God should be a substitution for Summer Bible School. All the same facts, none of the time wasted.

[@yakumoyomi5765]

I probably would have not minded the pretense and bullshittery of Church folk if the preacher would have broken down the Bible like this. As it stands, my Church experience was essentially: "Shut up, child. Don't question the Bible." Old Black folks love them some Jesus, and really hate when someone pokes holes in biblical tales.

[@lifeiscrap103]

+Yakumo Yomi Like any fanboy who gets mad when you talk about the flaws in their favorite thing.

[@danielyoung6778]

Is that a thing?

[@Goblin-King-]

and that's not even mentioning jobs three friends that came up to him and was like "oh job what could you have possibly done, what atrocities have you committed for God to do this to you. he would never do this to you without you deserving this !!"

[@darkraioxxx]

defiant decay Then his wife is all like just curse god.

[@fireandthunder9862]

Not to mention God gets angry at them for doing this. Like how dare they assume that a man who lost literally all his worldly possessions, servants and family in a single day through multiple concentrated calamities might have been someone who did something bad.

[@Zorpike]

Fire and Thunder Well, yeah. The main point of the whole book is that misfortune in life doesn't mean that God's angry with you, and that you shouldn't automatically assume that somebody in a bad situation has done something wrong

[@AncelDeLambert]

fucking RATS for friends!

[@tomhill3248]

@@Zorpike Then they did a poor job at it, because it looks like God has a gambling problem. The church is incompetent.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I'm a little bothered by how you guys missed the whole ending of Job where Job's neighbours are all taunting him being like "Oh, God must hate you which is why you're cursed!" (which goes on for WAY too fucking long) then Job is like "Oh my God, why do you do such horrible things, even to good people like me who always praised you!?" and God comes down and basically says "Fuck you, you ain't got shit on me." and goes on a rant about how great he is. Then at the very end he's basically just "Now that I got all that out, have some replacement shit" and Job lived for a long time after, the end.

[@boxtank5288]

Actually God specifically showed him, at the end, something that utterly shattered Job's own self-righteousness and pride in said righteousness...That he would have to fight a fucking LEVIATHAN to be able to get God on board without calming down the Self Righteousness. Job reasonably backs down, HARD, and because he still praised God, he got back everything tenfold

[@PixelatedFlu]

So Job bitched out of a Souls boss fight?

[@boxtank5288]

@@PixelatedFlu No, he wisely backed down from a Mountain sized beast when all he had was wounds (not even clothes on his back)

[@_Sage967_]

@@boxtank5288 the tyrant basically aimed a nuke at him and said "if you survive this the sure, ill totally take the L". Job was screwed so hard it was as if they already used a nuke on them and this one was just a victory lap

[@boxtank5288]

@@_Sage967_ I wouldn't call it tyranny, it was after a pretty lengthy discussion.

[@liarman8794]

Switch Satan and God with any Greek gods and it just fits into Greek mythology so well that i'm surprised this wasn't stolen.

[@MisterCrim]

I wrote this same story in 6th grade except I replaced God and Satan with Thor and Loki. I got an A. My teacher was dumb.

[@zachk3702]

Zeus v Hera let's go

[@r15835]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa~~ 🙂

[@liarman8794]

Donn Clueless Charade you are ?

[@Yal_Rathol]

how much you wanna bet those stories are drawing from the same source? because that's generally how it goes.

[@yummyfrostboro2934]

"that plague shit" *Pat shows one of my favourite art pieces from Plague* WELL EXCUSE ME, well done sir, I say well done.

[@aceman556]

That zoom in in Job at the end is such comedy gold I can’t even find the words. amazing work Wetly. You too Mothman

[@R0B1NG5]

Job: The original Jobber.

[@insertdeadname]

I absolutely love these! The animation makes then even funnier than they were on stream.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Job: I've made a huge mistake.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

It’s fine though.

[@Ookler]

This is the story of a dead family and the one son who had no other choice but to accept his life with a new one. It's Job's Arrested Development.

[@SepiaGraffiti]

I love Jordan's animations so much >_

[@INDECISIVEjew]

Karate Pistol Fist I love u so much

[@Jhobe_Z]

I wanna see abridged bible stories by Woolie being a regular scheduled thing

[@GingiahIan]

Frame Perfect Intro

[@bruhyote132]

Ian Moller You fucking scumbag, that’s a *great* comment.

[@JahTubeYT]

Anyone know where the music is from?

[@Skully31-k9f]

God these are the fucking best!

[@JeedyJay]

Woolie VS God: Lucky Job 2: The Runback

[@JeedyJay]

Love that idea board, by the way.

[@destructodude]

So, basically... "let's start making another one."

[@digidrveKJ]

Little did we know Job was the first JoJo his stand is [Family Tree] which let's him always get a new family

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

I need more old testament stories in my life. Fuck how did people read this and go: "This seems reasonable"?

[@ReachStudioPro]

I love these "Woolie vs God" so much. It's the best. I wish we got more of these more often.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

0:58 kono godo powah

[@stylara]

STAND MASTER: Job STAND NAME: Revelation

[@helios2939]

A in Generosity? what a loser,couldn't even defeat Heaven Ascension DIO

[@superelitejimi4165]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLIE

[@luisalonso959]

Feel the powah of GODO HANDO!!

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

STAND NAME: *[ LOSING MY RELIGION ]*

[@ImmaLittlePip]

"Eeeeh"

[@CapedJoel]

As a former Sunday School kid myself this story always stuck out in my mind. And I'm clearly not alone Woolie did his version here & I remember South Park did their own version.

[@Sapheiorus]

Job did remain faithful to God, but he challenged God to answer for what was happening to him. In fact, he had been praying for death and lamenting his fate with a set of friends as witnesses, who stated that he must have done something wrong to have God punish him like this. When God responded to Job's questioning, God just pulled rank and said, "Bitch, do you think you KNOW better than me? I am the one who created everything!" God never actually gives Job an explanation for what has happened; he just lays down the "I am the shit, so I am unquestionable" doctrine that worshippers eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Job acquiesced at that point, being all, "Oh, I can't fathom the reasons you do things, so I'll stop trying". He never learned that his suffering was for the sake of a giant bet with an accuser angel about how a faith-science experiment (with Job as the guinea pig) would turn out... and maybe a few pages in a book that we would look upon as being remarkably telling for what an asshole God is, even to his best.

[@felixdaniels37]

Sapheiorus At the very least God tried to make amends at the end. It's not like he just left him to die, he gave him all of his stuff back with interest. Yeah, he didn't get his family back, but he's practically guaranteed a spot at heaven whuch means he ended up reunited with his family at the end of it all. Plus, that was Old Testament God. New Testament God is practically a different being altogether and didn't pull nearly the amount of shit.

[@darkraioxxx]

Master Markus humans were killing each other and doing stupid shit. So I can't really blame god for smacking some sense into them. Wasn't that called the Silent 500 or something. God just left for 500 years.

[@RickJaeger]

it's true, i eat that shit up. i love it. it's the best.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I don't know, that's not in the Bible. Also, I don't think "You're a bad person, so I'm going to kill everyone around you" is exactly reasonable or righteous, but that's Yahweh!

[@kestral63]

Also Satan wasn't originally God's enemy but an employee who hurt people on His behalf. He's one of those things that got retconned in the New Testament since God was such a genocidal asshole, they pretended there was a whole other supervillain to blame. It was more like God and one of his own thugs killed a servant's family because they got bored. Just not bored enough to explain themselves afterward.

[@crackerjack452]

Yeah pat WOULD ditch paige and elmo for MonHun

[@EggBastion]

HA, if he was _an idiot!_ Oh, wait...

[@StarboyXL9]

"The Plague shit" I died when he pulled out the picture lol. That is one plague I would looooove to have!

[@neojin]

I love how PAt is the one doing the devil's work with every "Got it."

[@LuckeeStrikee]

@3:13 I appreciate the half slipped off sock on Paige, but her truer form would have had her god-awful white boots.

[@AlexStarkiller1]

Luckee Strikee and unmentionable amounts of mustard

[@trevholmes186]

Paige's mustard obsession fills me with unspeakable rage. I hate mustard to begin with, so seeing someone not even use it properly feels like a targeted insult towards me personally.

[@DB-su4ke]

I think my favorite Best Friends Lore involves Woolie reluctantly telling Biblical stories, then gradually getting hype about it as he continues. it touches a special place in my backsliding christian heart.

[@r15835]

I think the best part about this animation is Job being a puppet, easily used and shared between the crew.

[@andieallison6792]

Job in the Yamcha pose is fucking amazing.

[@ohlawd6763]

I forgot this series existed. Goddamn do I love that intro

[@TheCthultist]

“The Plauge shit” with the goddamn picture from Bludémon fucking killed me. Well done Mr. Welty.

[@nothingspringstomind]

Just came back to this after watching Good Omens season 2's interpretation of Job. "I have a permit."

[@coltonallgire1135]

*THIS. MORE OF THIS.*

[@yoshiunity]

3:13 Elmo, no. Don't flip off Pat.

[@EggBastion]

*_"NOT THE MAMMA!"_*

[@iller3]

yeah why do that when you can SHIT IN HIS TUB

[@Tektur1]

Man, I love those animations, you're great at adding some visual flair to their conversations

[@Nightweaver1]

Man, I'm really glad I don't have to worry about any of that stuff. The god stuff I mean.

[@JCHauntsman]

Pat may replace Paige, but he could never replace Elmo.

[@no1List]

thats clearly new mon hun elmo, not replaced, simply upgraded

[@Zer0BloodX]

Zero bones Thanks Pope

[@adamruiz3683]

I love Pat being Devil's Little Helper.

[@BigFingerRo]

"I signed Job, he's the best god-praiser in the business. But I SIGNED him.... to make an EXAMPLE of him!"

[@ChillaxingJay]

Job in the Yamcha death pose killed me 💀

[@holyflutterofgod]

Holy fuck this is so fucking good. I remember listening this on thet podcast like "Oh they're playing this up for animation's sake." FUCK ME IT WAS WORTH IT.

[@BigFingerRo]

"Cancel Scalebound" in the board on the back. Fuck , man. Too soon.

[@jreedzz3737]

The 'ol spicy keychain is fucking hilarious. God bless you Mr. Welty.

[@DinosaurSatan]

Pat as Satan's little helper is an amazing character that needs to show up in more blaminations.

[@chrustosking4812]

This would have to be one of my most favorite random series to come from these guys, keep it up guys!!!

[@alanahillman-smith2860]

Idk if watching this makes the pain go away or makes it worse. Either or i'll miss discussions like these😢😢😢

[@szskits9786]

Man I'll never get tired of that intro. You've got the hypest intro on youtube no doubt.

[@Kry-Edge]

This are the best, the animation is amazing. Jordan good fucking job

[@INDECISIVEjew]

Kry Edge Thanks my dude!

[@DuelistRL]

These are on par if not BETTER than the Ricky Gervais podcast animations. Please keep up the great work!

[@SolidSnnake]

these just get better and better

[@CabooseLoL]

This seriously needs to be its own series! Holy shit this is gold!

[@Rokkxl]

Wow I was hoping you would do this after hearing the story in one of the latest podcasts and man you knocked it out of the park. Holy shit, great work!

[@theawkwardpotato264]

I would pay for a Woolie Reads: The Bible podcast or similar service. Cause godamn is it the best thing to listen too

[@dagdammit]

0:18 Genesis was all right, but the Bible really takes off once the hebrews get to the Earth Kingdom.

[@phantomspaceman]

Part 1. Cursed Blood Part 2. Exodus: Battle Tendency

[@bellial974]

@@phantomspaceman judges would be Battle tendency, that's when they go to claim the land

[@phantomspaceman]

@@bellial974Judges, with a new character every episode with a special power? That's totally Stardust Crusaders. Sampson is Star Platinum.

[@SLiMmcl]

The 2 parts I love the most is Pat going "Got it" and he changes his surrondings Then Pat says the moral of the story and Woolz goes "EEhhhhh" haha

[@LuminousLead]

Boy there's a lot of side-gags in this animation! Excellent!

[@OzymandiasRex]

I lost it at the Plague shit!!

[@ValetinoLovebird]

Pat being the Devil's assistant is awesome

[@psman85]

Jesus these videos are the best shit ever, please keep them coming.

[@Unownshipper]

And that's why no parent names their kid Job anymore. No one wants to run the risk of a repeat scenario. How many Jobs do you know?

[@6powersofM]

Idea board: "Maybe" Cancel Scalebound ouch Edit: Later on there's also a Scalebound tombstone in the graveyard xD

[@dodgerthud6645]

This is hands down some of the best shit on KZbin.

[@VoidAbaddon]

I love these so fucking much.

[@madamastersgaming]

Nothing more real than being a mortal used as the subject for a get between two eternal warring gods

[@mattotterpop]

Holy fucking shit, I loved this video way tooo much!!! The animation is so on point! love it!

[@jacpas2012]

1:04 he a great guy who has a giant heart.

[@mahatmagandhiful]

Pat eating his own ear wax at 3:00 had me cackling for some reason.

[@iller3]

it's b/c he draws power from its BITTERNESS

[@JamesHulltheFabulousJ]

it's actually even worse than described, because at his lowest, Job questions what he has done to deserve it all. Then God appears before him, and for like 120 verses is all "I'm so fucking great, consider all the shit I did! What have *you* done Job? 'xactly. So just shuddap and don't question me again." (Job: 38-42)

[@MALICEM12]

I love of the little references in these animations, sock puppet Job and the yamcha death pose killed me

[@Pelvic_Thrust1]

There are so many SBF lore eastereggs in ever frame of this you could probably build a KZbin channel based on analysing these

[@liefericson6496]

"Oh lord, how couldst thou giveth thine own prophet the spicy keychain?"

[@Smoofyful]

The board is hilarious. Especially the no Pat! in response to the previous point. Droopy page is also good. The eyes and the sock really do it.

[@chertikinamoto]

If Church was taught by Woolie I might actually go.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Cherti Kinamoto only if there’s wrestling involved

[@MichaelPace2.0]

These animations are so god damn amazing!

[@awsomeDualshock]

Pat as Satan's operative is very fitting for some reason...

[@PlumPoko]

These stuff are criminally underrated.

[@BSGA22]

I have been catching up on podcast and just heard this one yesterday.

[@noahg6024]

I was waiting for this! Awesome!

[@acezar2644]

"new wife and kids, better than the old wife and kids" oohh peach is going berserk on that

[@MrStatistx]

I love those. I would like a full series please, even bought the shirt

[@LocalContentShow]

The "ol' spicy keychain" is hilarious

[@ackbarreserve]

I WISH, oh how I wish, that the Handler had an ounce of Paige's character and charisma. At least her face-stuffing with food would be hilarious "Hey Hadler I need to post... Wait, were you drinking from a bottle of Heinz ketchup right now? Is that mustard on that plate AND NOTHING ELSE?"

[@Crusader820]

The Handler would totally be one of those anime girls that puts mayonnaise on literally everything and that's 30% of their character traits.

[@PixelleHearts]

OMG... the Plague and Yamcha bits... you can't just throw those in their outta the blue and do that to me man. I can only laugh so much in succession.

[@ijustreview]

This animation style and the facial expressions reminds me of Home Movies.

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

Don't forget that Job's wife lived just long enough to tell him to just curse God and die, and Job was like "nah, that's stupid".

[@darkraioxxx]

Masked Hero Lucky i always wonder what happen to her.

[@settingittowumbo1953]

I mean they're dead and all, but God probably explained that they all died because of a bet when they got to heaven lmao

[@RedRust]

wow these are freaking incredible