SOULJA BOY OWNS ATARI* | Castle Super Beast Clips

[@ArninoStorm]

My favourite Snoop Dogg story is when at E3 during the Battlefield 1 trial, he was losing and a journalist asked him what he was gonna do. He said "Don't worry, I have a secret weapon". And then he lit a blunt and did not play better.

[@coten]

granted, that's a damn good plan in most situations

[@krizalllid]

I remember watching that whole thing lol. There were a bunch of celebrities at that event and it was fucking hilarious

[@rrenkrieg7988]

i mean, it still worked, i remember being there and feeling like i got a contact high just from being there, everyone in a 20ft radius of him probably ACTUALLY GOT HIGH, thus lowering everyone's skill down to Snoop's level

[@The5lacker]

He may not have played better, but he *did* have a better time, so really, who won there?

[@CountJoe1]

From what I remember he got stuck in a trench and didn’t know how to climb out

[@JackgarPrime]

I can't even call him a liar over this. I'm pretty sure he's just very dumb and genuinely thought he owned Atari.

[@rrenkrieg7988]

i assume it's just him and his closed circle of people being DUMBSHITS and one of his associates probably telling souljaboy misinformation over what NFTs are, i am entirely positive one of his "less than educated" friends told him "BRUH THESE ATARI TOKENS ARE LIKE THE SHARES IN THE STOCK MARKET"

[@gomezpants]

When he was reading the contract out, you can hear him stop himself from saying tokens. "One million Atari...!"

[@Gojiro7]

gotta say, Soulja isn't helping the "spoiled dumb rapper" stereotype when he is literally acting like a 5 year old over this.

[@carlosfred8673]

Professional Rapper to Professional Clown is a common career path nowadays.

[@plainsimpletailor402]

Read the comments on the Breakfast Club podcast where he was a guest. You'll pray, yes PRAY, for the meteor to hit that very day. Fucking disgusting.

[@daedlus1220]

Pat's genuine confusion followed by despair while Woolie laughs, and then watching Woolie die when looking at the Snoop Dogg story is inspiring.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Revenge for cursing Woolie with knowledge of Kai Lang

[@averyaustin1]

Soulja Boy: "I own Atari!" Atari: "No, he doesn't!" Soulja Boy Again: "Yes I do! Here's proof!" Holds up "proof" Internet: "Soulja Boy, that's a coupon for a steak deal at Denny's" Soulja Boy Yet Again: "EXACTLY! PROOF! I'm ON FIRE!"

[@lordxmugen]

Good. That means we don't need to put you out

[@jacobp7037]

I mean, it's about the same value as owning th Atari brand in 2021, so good for him

[@lemeres2478]

Internet: "Soulja Boy, you are literally on fire because you set millions of dollars on fire"

[@mitchelldrake6069]

Soulja Boy x4: "and I got a racist guy! woo!"

[@RincewindsHat66]

There is nothing so pure and good in this world as Woolie's laughter.

[@DinoSpect_]

Rich Evan's laughter tho

[@boopsnoot3142]

@@DinoSpect_ You can weaponize that laughter though, Woolie's is fully non-lethal.

[@shaggnar2014]

I nearly burst into tears when the snoop dog section game up. That is the most genuine gut laugh that ever was

[@erikferal]

Woolie VS Rich Evans, Don't Laugh Contest. Whoever Loses, We Win.

[@falsehero2001]

Every time Woolie laughs a pie gets stolen.

[@Kernog]

"It's going to be hard to beat." Instantly beaten. That was a magical moment.

[@EnvyMizuhashi]

Passed the Conceptualization white check with hilarious results.

[@goodninji8]

*DESTROYED*

[@music79075]

What was it beaten by again?

[@Kernog]

@@music79075 12:30

[@kmoney890]

The idea of Soulja Boy walking into an investment meeting and answering every question with a loud YOOUUUUUU is burned into my mind

[@MrSkerpentine]

He’s wearing his normal Soulja outfit but with a clip-on tie

[@TheArkTheArkTheArk]

“Gentleman, Mr. Boy would like to speak, Soulja Boy? Tell ‘em”

[@cattibingo]

That's how you trick him into giving the company back "Hey soulja boy, who should be the owner of atari? "YOOOOUUUU"

[@fishbiter9409]

Accountant: Sir our stock is plumetting. CEO Boy: YAW TRICK YAW! Accountant: Somehow the stock is now worth one million cryptobucks... which means it has tanked and we're bankrupt.

[@richardjohnson8991]

Seeing Woolie burst out into that raucous of laughter out of nowhere was hilarious. Then they told me why and I was in tears

[@inktoxicant]

Woolie going "YAH-TRICK-YAAAH" is my absolute favorite

[@nicks4802]

YAH TRICK

[@inktoxicant]

@@nicks4802 GET OUT MY FACE, GET OUT MY FACE

[@qwopiretyu]

Clip it

[@FBBReppCloud]

BAH BAGGALA BAAHHHHHH, YAH YAH TRICK

[@inktoxicant]

@@FBBReppCloud BRIGGA-BRA-JIGGA-BRAAH

[@NewPhoneWhoThis52]

Sparda woke up to Justice . SouljaBoy woke up to YOOOUUU!!

[@synchronizedelbow5702]

Soulja Boy is the embodiment of someone purchasing $10,000 worth of arcade tokens, running outside and screaming, "I NOW OWN CHUCK E. CHEESE!!!!"

[@opossum_elysium]

My favorite part of Woolie's big laugh moments isn't even the laugh itself, but just the way his face clutches and shakes so violently. It's so hilarious

[@crumdogy]

The ability of Woolie’s laugh to cripple the world’s framerate will never not be funny.

[@Mojomoud]

I read the second story they talk about in this clip, but HOLY SHIT, Woolie's reaction gave me so much life. That man truly has the laugh of an angel.

[@99sins]

My boomer brain did not register "Atari Tokens" as a cryptocurrency for a while so I'm just imagining soulja boy holding up a bag of arcade tokens with the Atari logo on it screaming "I PAID MILLIONS FOR THIS SHIT I OWN YOU NOW"

[@ElectricGears]

To be honest, both those options are pretty much the same.

[@Coconut-219]

Except if it was arcade tokens they would actually be usable at said arcade.

[@wae2117]

Atari was impressed with soujaboy handheld

[@MrSkerpentine]

I mean that doesn’t surprise me in the slightest, considering that their latest “console” was literally just a Linux PC running an unlicensed Windows VM

[@cattibingo]

How about the new one that's totally not a vita

[@Tsunamidusher]

Woolie's break out laughing is just The Best!

[@Dipshit_The_Clown]

Having a bad day? 12:36 will be my go to click if I need cheering up. Woolie's enjoyment fills my soul with life.

[@Shajirr_]

13:57 Woolie drinking here was quite dangerous, that was one step away from being spit all over his setup

[@drunkdonkeydude]

The new thumbnails are hype Woolz but trimming down the 20 seconds of radio silence at the start of every clip is what I really appreciate

[@kamikazelemming1552]

Soulja Boy is *literally* insane. In other news, water is wet, the sun still burns, and Daleks are hovering right outside my window.

[@JameboHayabusa]

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

[@Ozymandias2x]

I like all his bought-directly-from-Amazon Chinese knockoff consoles, loaded with pirated software, that he was selling for 4x their Amazon price. Oh, but he cut that in half to pass the savings along to YOU, the customer, at only 2x the Amazon price!

[@Peannlui]

Soulja Boy is already putting Atari stickers on his WiiYOOOOOUU consoles right about now.

[@Peannlui]

THEY WERE SILVER RESIN BUTTONS IN THE SHAPE OF THE LETTER 'A' IT'S THE CAKE FOR HOMER TO RUIN WHILE MARGE HIDES THE REAL CAKE

[@laughingocelot2097]

This story is absolutely outrageous but also props to Woolie for his story-telling skills. The delivery made this a lot funnier

[@L0U_ZER]

12:40 this is a magical reaction that cures all know diseases and ailments, so thanks for that!

[@Sitruk86]

12:35 "it's gonna be hard to bea..." *CRAZY TALK ACTIVATE!*

[@qwopiretyu]

Best possible timeline: Vagabond and Berzerk finished. SouljaBoy owns Atari. Mighty Number 10 coming summer 2022.

[@Brandonious15987]

Cyberpunk 2077 meets expectations.

[@caliscearleon9540]

The channel ends amicably and all four still collab regularly in their preferred styles.

[@spike120]

@@caliscearleon9540 I want to live in this timeline, please!

[@masterxl97]

Woolsworth III is the proud owner of the prosperous Maddentown which spearheads the legal Grenadian hemp industry.

[@ichimaru96]

Snoop dogg streams still muted in 2035, his silence encourages zen thought and world peace is achieved

[@TMcKeon408]

Woolie's laughter fills me with pure joy.

[@Pyrozoid]

The thing that happened to Snoop Dog sounds like a The Onion article.

[@Sapheiorus]

The Onion is clearly not leaning in hard enough into its satire. Reality is competing too effectively with them.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

The Onion has now become the most reliable news source

[@ColdNorth0628]

@@Artista_Frustrado crazy talk has infected the onion. And it only has become truly reliable.

[@thegoodoldays911]

I like to think that soulja boy actually thought he bought atari for however much in cryptocurrency he bought lol. I really hope he didn't put in so much money that he thought he bought the company lol.

[@kaizerdeath12]

Wake up one day you find out Souljaboy Owns you

[@OfficialSkully]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

[@cattibingo]

Best part about the chet hanks story is that his parents had covid. Tom Hanks: "I have covid" Other Hanks: "lol nah that shits fake"

[@armchairmaster]

It's not often you get a news story that boils down to "I own this", followed by numerous people saying "Uh no, that's a total lie he does not." This, added on by the fact that there's somebody out there that made THOUSANDS (most likely much more than that) off this mistake of a human being by selling them coins worth maybe 2 dollars in materials, makes this my favorite news story.

[@sovietmudkip1]

They aren't even that, the atari coins was their attempt at crypto lmao

[@GELTONZ]

@@sovietmudkip1 And based on the website for them...I don't think Atari Tokens have anything to do with Atari either!

[@StarDragonJP]

Nobody made any money off of this, they were paying him to promote for them with Atari Tokens. If he even got any of them then they lost money since he's not going to do it now that he made an ass of himself & they'd probably cancel it anyway.

[@Delivery-Witch-Express]

Reminds me of the time MS bought Rare and thought they owned Donkey Kong.

[@tentavision13]

Funniest shit I've heard all year, you absolutely made my day when i heard this bit

[@AhMotherland]

6:38 Had massive “Oh you mean the Chaos Emeralds?” energy and I love it.

[@perpetuallyonfire7768]

Woolie laughter adds years to my life

[@lemeres2478]

Soulja boy is that uncle you KNOW you have, and you try not to get around them when they are drinking at a family reunion.

[@disk3001]

This is one of those videos that I come back to every time I want to be in a good mood and have a laugh Thank you for this

[@voidn8273]

woolie, your delight at idiocy is the only thing that keeps my blood vessels stable when crypto is discussed

[@StoneEagle194]

Pat's utter contempt for cryptocurrency fills me with life

[@planescaped]

It's literally just another speculator bubble that's going to burst eventually.

[@StoneEagle194]

@@planescaped couldn't have said it better myself. There's a reason why crypto scams are called Nakamoto Schemes. Even then, the whole thing is nothing more than a headless Ponzi scheme and marks the ONLY time I'll agree with Warren Buffett

[@planescaped]

@@StoneEagle194 Yeah, the smart money has gotten rich on it and it's in the general investment phase. Eventually there's going to be the burst the moment people start selling off en-masse and crypto will plummet back to being worthless. Everyone thought all the previous bubbles would last-forevah but this one is 4-real this time! Sure.... Put the crypto's up on the shelf with the beanie babies, collectible coins, comic books and baseball cards... except those actually have some modicum of intrinsic value. Currently the investors are in the herd phase. All it takes is for something to spook the wilderbeast into a stampede. >__>

[@samzilla567]

@@planescaped I can't wait for next decade when every economy text book laughs about the stupidity of the late 10's to early 20's obsession of crypto and how useless it became.

[@StoneEagle194]

@CreedOfHeresy ​ LMAO this is GOLD. You're calling us casuals, despite not knowing the first thing about the market. Crypto isn't a commodity, you dolt. Like, seriously, do you even KNOW what a commodity even is. Cryptocurrencies are traded on private exchanges like coinbase, NOT the commodity exchange. It isn't effected by oil prices or utilities either, so where are you getting this idea that it's tied to the larger energy market. If it was the OPEC-Russia price war would have an effect, the drop in energy utilities from March would've had an effect, but they didn't. Speaking of oil being "worthless" and the OPEC-Russia price war, guess what, a barrel of oil costed -$25, that's right, you got money with the free oil since it was being overproduced. So, oil does actually become worthless on paper if everyone sells a whole bunch at once. Fun fact, capitalism is as dumb as you are for saying there are shares in oil like it's a company. There are shares in oil companies, and if shares in those companies are sold en mass, then yeah, the perceived value of said company drops. Of course if that company continues to succeed despite that, then the price will go back up as they are creating value. Cryptocurrency tokens don't have use value and they aren't companies that create value somehow, you can't make anything or do anything with them outside of trade. They only reason they have value is due to its perceived value based on existing currencies. If they go the market isn't effected in any way in the long run since they occupy their own space as a bastardization of Forex. But you go on being a cliche of a person, calling people casuals with a Dark Souls avi while not knowing anything about what you're saying and going "you guys are just mad lol." Please, keep showing the world how dumb you crypto dorks are.

[@prowlingmonkey]

this clip I come back to the most

[@S1eepingBearu]

I live for the moment I get to hear woolie laugh like that thank god for pat forgetting he was downloading arcana heart 3

[@danherondraws]

I can't believe Pat had no idea what happened XD It was great to see his raw reactions to all the stupidity! Aww yeah, we got Woolie laughing so hard he was rocking in place without making a sound, that's how you know it's good!

[@Ponch_ITK]

Keep it up with these custom thumbnails for the clips high-quality stuff ever

[@qwopiretyu]

Brilliant comment. Short, to the point, positive feedback. You're the KZbin commenter I aspire to be

[@timepatroltrunks8276]

Soulja Boy Gaming industry flops: -creates a pro xbox360 clan that failed -claimed to be a pro fgc player and lost against a reviewer (Soulja couldn't even do a hadouken) -Sold a bunch of Chinese emulation consoles under his own label and got Nintendo ninja'd when all his early promotional material showed it played Nintendo ROMS -Claimed to be CEO of Atari (Infogrames) after buying a bunch of crypto tokens for their crypto casino games

[@blondie5835]

Ah yes my favorite re-occurring character in gaming news, Soulja Boy.

[@StarDragonJP]

He didn't spend any money on cryptocurrency. He signed a marketing deal with them in which he was being paid with Atari Tokens instead of actual money, but thought he was getting shares in the company instead.

[@AncelDeLambert]

The Snoop Dog news was the universe's wedding gift to Woolie

[@coleviloria3800]

Watch me crank that lawsuit boy, YOOOOOOOOOOOUUU.

[@trashman1605]

Pat's confusion is just beautiful

[@planescaped]

I'd normally say it's not kosher making fun of the mentally handicapped.... but Soulja-Boy is the exception.

[@PedrozaJonathan]

I am enjoying these new thumbnails. I know it's because the algorithm, but it is easier to remember and find the best bits of the podcast

[@jseeker1867]

I am starting to fear that Soulja Boy has a genuine mental disconnect from reality. He's not on Kanye levels yet, but he's moving in that direction.

[@Tucker0603]

As someone who could not be further away from rap I'm afraid to ask how mentally disconnected Kanye is...

[@vernonharris9344]

@@Tucker0603 Extremely. Fucking *EXTREMELY* .

[@Diinytro]

@@Tucker0603 He failed at attempting to run for president.

[@fluidthought42]

@@Tucker0603 Bipolar disorder is the reasonable diagnosis considering he's talked about being diagnosed as having it, but he's also come out as rejecting that diagnosis and rejecting medication and treatment. Seeing the similarity between his outbursts and manic episodes its not that surprising tbh.

[@lambchops1]

this thumbnail looks like it's from complex's everyday struggle

[@solarixstar]

I was actually on the floor, my sides splitting from laughter with the Snoop Stream shenanigans. Oh my god that was amazing!

[@notbulger]

Don't toy with us Woolie, you sold Chet Hanks that N-Pass + Premium at a egregious mark up, even for you.

[@markwuahlbuargg4780]

Legend has it, if you get Woolie and Rich Evans from Red Letter Media together in a room and make them laugh at the same time, you will see god.

[@falsehero2001]

I thought the punchline was going to be “Snoop was muted because he was playing his own music in the background and got copy-write struck.”

[@thewraithwriter22]

Holy shit, the intro is like 5 seconds. We did it

[@johnoneil9188]

I still remember that song playing at a party when I was in high school and me stopping, looking at kids doing that Superman pose and going "Oh gods, they have no idea what it actually says. They just hear the word Superman."

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

I think this is what they call _'A Narcissistic Illusion of Grandeur'_ . . .

[@abyssGazerTV]

I can't believe Souljaboy and Atari are both still alive.

[@BigSisterNeko]

Woolie’s laugh is truly delightful lol Cracks me up every. Time. 🤣😂🤣

[@ApocApocrypha]

Each time I hear a story about this guy I'm reminded being crazy does not stop you from being successful.

[@ClexYoshi]

I always get a hoot out of Woolie seeing something that just slays him. I really hope you enjoy the honeymoon, and have laughs as good as those brought on by Snoop Dog's silent Madden streams.

[@TheLinkandmarioshow]

I love how excited Woolie gets to talk about Chet Hanks

[@RazgrizStraitz]

*Soulja Boy is not the hero we deserved, or the hero we need. Much love. YOUUUUUUu*

[@PixelleHearts]

Never in my life did I think that I would need Woolie to sing "Supahman dat ho, YOOOOO!" But here I am eating that shit up, laughing my ass off.

[@bronsonarabie1078]

The SoujiaGameVCS shall be sold for 18000 Atari Tokens, available directly in the confines of Soujia Boy's mind palace.

[@About9000]

I love it when Woolie suddenly turns into tickle me elmo

[@brentcrobarger7872]

2:00 Ya-Jick-ya brigga-bra-jigga-bra is the fey magic incantation Soulja Boy used to gain control of the company at that exact moment.

[@Holycow8498]

This is one of the most coked up stories i've heard in a long time

[@SunnyDLux]

After all these years I don't think I've heard Woolie laugh this much

[@RubyRoks]

"I OWN BURGER KING" says man who got a free crown with his kid's meal

[@SoySocks]

These new highlight thumbnails are HOT. keep it up!

[@dylantroyerdt]

I love seeing woolie get this hype!

[@GodsRighthandman]

“its gonna ve gardto bea-“ erupts in laughter

[@nicks4802]

Next thing you know, soulja boy will be proud of all the egg on his face

[@Zacecar]

I know some people might complain, but I love the new thumbnails.

[@starwars90001]

Who got played? YYYOOOOOOUUUUU!

[@juice6521]

We can't allow Chet and Souja to perform the fusion dance.

[@Tearonex]

I'd fucking love to live in the world in souja boy's head, must be one hell of a place

[@TheKnizzine]

I feel like he or his handler is trying to pump and dump their flavor of chipcoin

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Hell yeah. They need to remake Pele for the Atari, except they replace Pele with Soulja Boy

[@bazzjedimaster]

To be fair current Atari is just Infogrames wearing Atari's corpse as a skin suit.

[@DR3ADER1]

Do you mean a gambling company wearing Infogrames' corpse who's wearing Hasbro Interactive's corpse who's wearing Atari's corpse like a skin coat?

[@ZetsubouJohnny]

listening to woolie die over the snoop story is one thing but actually watching it...

[@dsg2v]

*sees thumbnail and woolies hyena laugh face* ah yeah this gon be a good one

[@Jetiko27]

The Atari tokens won't go up cause they're needlessly difficult to buy or sell. You're supposed to use the official website, with a cloud wallet, and you can't exchange it for the dollar, only other crypto. That's the dumbest shit.

[@notsoy]

I can't believe they buried the lede with this vid title/thumbnail 12:35 for the Snoop Dogg news and Woolie's hyena laughter

[@MrLonelyIsland]

Soulja Boy is a genius. I’m saying it right now.

[@RocRolDis]

Snoop's stream name: Mute Doggy Dog

[@lifesearch205]

Honestly, this made me wanna watch Snoop Dogg stream.

[@theotherjared9824]

Nothing brings woolie more joy than stupidity charged hubris

[@Spootnik]

Soulja Boy is the greatest video game industry villain to exist.

[@xcreenplay7264]

Souja boi is the definition of insanity and atari is murphy's law🤭

[@TheBiscuitStreet]

I love seeing Woolie overjoyed at nonsense

[@KanaGamez]

soulja boy couldn't believe his luck when atari only cost him a few atari tokens

[@isthisajojoreference]

Oh my god I did not know about the Jonathan Blow shit, I'm dying!

[@AndrewTraver]

That was the best woolie laugh ever XD

[@joshuadeira5550]

The boy needs help

[@CyberShinobiX]

I did a stream where I was muted once, My friends just thought my mike was broken or I was just choosing not to give commentary.