WORDS WE CAN'T SAY ANYMORE - Alonzo Bodden Standup Comedy

[@SansSelf]

"bulletproof bra" just woke up the group home I work at, good deal

[@garrybartlett6853]

That opening bit was a killer...

[@DizzybyNature]

comedy is a mirror, if they dont like what they hear, they should change what the comedian sees..

[@themondoshow]

😂 no he should hair be funny

[@eugenedavis6792]

Remeber the movie Demolition Man , i never knew so many years later our society is just like that today.

[@misterchubbikins]

I watch that movie every year to see where we are in the timeline.

[@michaelhoward2089]

I've never had to use the 3 shell method yet so I don't think we're there yet

[@alleycat5452]

On our way to Idiocracy

[@JimCasey46]

​@@michaelhoward2089 the 3 shell thing is a bidet

[@anthonywoodruff4355]

I lived in the OC during the Pandemic and I got my shots right around the corner from the crib. If the government wants to track you, they have your phone and IPad and have everything about you!

[@KPC1967]

Exactly, If you have a job they know where you live. We already carry surveillance devices wherever we go.

[@muffcabbage9742]

Started strong but then nose dived

[@idrist5538]

Has your polio flared up lately?😂

[@DizzybyNature]

COVID VACCINE: April 2020 - got covid, nearly died and was in a coma for 8 days vaccine came out July 2022 - got covid, stayed home and played video games.. you can choose whats best for you but dont tell me whats best for me.. 🤣

[@remcovanvliet3018]

Decided not to get it. 4 years later, still haven't caught it. All my immediate family members got the shot. Most of them twice. All of them caught the virus, and were sick for weeks. Some of them twice. If I had a nickel for every family member that told me I was crazy for not getting injected, only for them to get sick after they had, I'd have five nickels. If they were made to cough up another nickel the second time round, I'd have 8. Which isn't a whole lot, but it is an odd little coinkidink, don't you think?

[@DizzybyNature]

@@remcovanvliet3018 sounds like you are a risk to them and everyone around you based on your inability to comprehend simple concepts so i am VERY thankful that our interactions are solely digital.. get professional help before you hurt yourself or others cuz it sounds like your family agrees and wants you to get the help you need.. its ok.. sometimes the brain has issues processing a certain chemical which leads to imbalances that can be resolved with the artificial introduction of said chemicals via pills.. please, your family is trying to help you

[@KPC1967]

I had covid for just a month, but I later got all 3 shots. Never got it again.

[@DizzybyNature]

@@KPC1967 glad youre doing ok..

[@user-nn7ct3hk7c]

@@remcovanvliet3018 You're just lucky to have not gotten it. Hang around an Emergency room the next time it surges again and see how you handle the virus. Getting the vaccine doesnt mean you'll never get covid, its just training your immune system to fight it better when you really get infected. Only me and my grandma were the only ones to get vaccinated in my family, and we were the ones who recovered the quickest. My symptoms only lasted 3 days (besides the gastrointestinal issues that lasted weeks). My brother (who's around the same age as me and didn't get the shot) was suffering all the symptoms for about 2 weeks. He claimed covid was just another flu but was calling me scared at 2am because he couldn't breathe and didn't know what to do.

[@olinitz]

Love Alonzo ! Comedy Gold ! Love from Germany 👋

[@glenderoche8362]

Great Comedian!

[@MrDrieman]

😂😂😂 ❤ its funny but also true 😢

[@ginaayala4585]

I'm white, but this is funny n real. Tells his truth

[@beverleyreid563]

why do you have to say you're White? who cares?

[@edwardiannarelli4678]

"They're just words, they don't own us." ~ Dane Cook

[@jeffreypinder9398]

Hilarious.

[@michaelcooperwoti]

Hahahahahahaha hahahhaha

[@carsandcigars11]

Welp that vaccine joke didn’t age well

[@pointman3672]

Yeah, some hits and misses here for sure lol

[@Kowasaki813]

@@pointman3672 Lmao agreed

[@powshadowzable]

Eh

[@HankChillin]

Yeah i almost liked this but boomers be boomin

[@kimberlyortman7862]

[@angelus0975]

The whole world EXCEPT AMERICA is allowed abortion. The irony for the land of freedom.

[@thepoeticbutcher3370]

…..Damn, can’t off them unborn kids….

[@SpeedyJ54]

Actually there are other countries where abortion is illegal. I was talking to my friend in Poland yesterday and she told me abortion is actually illegal there too

[@SpeedyJ54]

But yeah we are definitely not the most free country

[@marilynxmassacre1993]

That isn't true, plenty of other countries have restrictive abortion laws

[@topgun2877]

Damn this guy is delusional

[@gamera5160]

Meh. He had some pieces to make a good joke, but it never added up to anything funny.

[@noble0155]

holy damn this sucked

[@serpres1bless165]

Good laughs but sucks you’re vaxxed Zo … Sheeple

[@ComedyROFLVibes]

😂😂 not all are lucky to be critical thinkers, but lets see if he is lucky to get no serious side effects

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

But you are doing the same thing by following other people, so it's the sheeple calling other people sheeple😂

[@stanford2444]

Had your polio flared up lately?

[@poorlonesomecowboy99]

shut up bro🤣

[@jwise7114]

To be considered sleeple by morons is a good thing. Keep it going sir shit for brains.

[@SpiridonPrime]

Damn the apologists are in rare form in here…. No less pathetic though

[@clc477]

He sucks ...

[@themondoshow]

This isn’t funny at all

[@vicsar]

This MofO must get cancelled immediately! Go KZbin army!

[@SMELLINGELVIS]

GUESS I MISSED THE FUNNY PARTS. JUST GUY TALKING. OK.