I Employed Some Hood Fellas to Run School Security | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

[@rickywilson2184]

He solving school violence and the unemployment rate at the same time

[@mitchellwilley7208]

and probably hood violence as well

[@nexusyang4832]

that's a win-win.

[@GnappyAssassin]

@@nexusyang4832 maybe only comedians and doctors should be in government. Maybe that's what everyone has been getting wrong

[@Too.Cool.ForCardi]

PRECISELY. 😂 💯💯

[@Hello-FWB]

@@GnappyAssassinIsn’t that how it already works..? Trump was a joke/comedian. Biden - a meta comedian. Obama - Doctor. George W - wholesome comedian, playing his gameboy advance more often than more than we did in school Clinton - C’mon, we all know he was an OBGYN sticking his fingers in places he shouldn’t have. And so on.

[@michaelsteen2347]

Were loyal and vigilant. Identified a potential threat, secured the potential threat, notified their superior of the situation, no one got shot, stabbed or maimed. Solid work gents. If Steve took a moment to step back from his feelings and assess, I'd bet he'd be very happy with the outcome of the situation.

[@TheMarmoset]

Steve took his own dignity too seriously.

[@ldawai105]

Exactly 🎉

[@sparkplug1018]

Now now, these fine brothers did go a little overboard... Should have used cuffs instead of duct tape. Minor critique I know, be we need to be proper about these things.

[@None-ef6nf]

They misidentified someone as a threat, and then battered, kidnapped and falsely imprisoned someone--all without the authority to do so. This is why security professionals have to be trained. Any thug can manhandle someone; security professionals have to not only be vigilant but also have the critical thinking skills necessary to differentiate between what may on the surface appears to be a "threat" and as actual assailant.

[@michaelsteen2347]

@@None-ef6nf Fair counters. My reply was predicated on it being a comedy show and a comical story. You do an excellent job of highlighting the differences between comical story and what we'd prefer in real life.

[@MrGanjie]

Steve was tripping 😂 Id rather have security be strick than lax Them boys took pride in their work

[@CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts]

Taking it more serious than some of these cops they put at the dang schools.

[@thealgerian3285]

Dude upset his kids are safe, smh.

[@LarisseMontrose]

@@CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts Mhmm! I was just about to say. I'd rather see them than the SROs.

[@alanunruh7310]

Nah steve upset because he not sure if steve is safe.... and is prolly getting very scared for his children cuz a bunch of gangsta types just taped him up and threw him in a fucking van...... You have a mob of gangstas kidnap your ass outside of your childs school and tell me how safe you feel about you and your kids......​@thealgerian3285

[@godsfather9686]

what the fuck is a "strick"?? are you serious?

[@grumpyboomer61]

Let word get around about how the PTA Patrol handles business. There will be no kind of nonsense happening within 3 blocks of that school.

[@DerrickHaynes-v6u]

TRUTH

[@EliteBlackSash]

There also won’t be a PTA no mo 😅😂

[@shadowunifer]

Yep

[@artreaper23]

Fr

[@stevengreen9536]

Heard they duct tapped a fool. 😂😂😂

[@BaebaeW]

But the kids safe though😂😂😂

[@raythewriter00]

Safe as MFker🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ladyjones09]

Exactly 😂

[@Sumayya538]

That's right 😅

[@brendabrenda2587]

You better know it!

[@kprice399]

RIGHT!

[@skeptobomber]

I genuinely think that's how you save the communities you care about

[@kellismith2486]

You get some of these old heads and I guarantee they'll handle business.

[@Said-n7o]

Either you make them part of it your way or they will make themselves part of it their way.

[@MrAirZone25]

its one of the reason japan is so safe, bc cities technically have the yakuza. if a random person robs a store the Yakuza will find and deal with that person way quicker than the cops will and the Yakuza will do way worse to you then the cops will

[@donttalktomebye]

For real. You give people a purpose to invest in their communities and they wont use their energy to tear down their communities

[@Bittebitte_gib_mir_gift]

@@kellismith2486 more importantly, you need to teach the kids what you do, so they could be less alianated from the reality they live in and pass this wisdom forward!

[@shaydee215]

They were dedicated. Bought shirts and all 😂😂😂😂

[@ladyjones09]

@@shaydee215 Completely dedicated. It’s the love for the kids 🤍😂

[@press3048]

!!!

[@EManblessed129]

Well shit they go from doing nothing to making 20 an hour , they got some doe for some t shirts … they gonna represent 😂lol

[@wonderingheights]

‘Put the tape back on him, we need to talk.’ ‘Now listen to me, Steve’.

[@AmIThaPrettiest]

had me cryin 😂

[@njineermike]

Killed me bro

[@prettypuff1]

UNRAVEL THAT MAN

[@Sum1Fishy]

@@prettypuff1that's some language I only heard on like Scoobydoo. 😂

[@prettypuff1]

@@Sum1Fishy lol that line had me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tivo519]

In LA, the Metro hired ‘people’ from the community to be Security guards on the K-Line. The K-Line is the cleanest/safest train in LA 😊 That should tell you something.

[@RijuChatterjee]

You realize you're making the Yakuza argument

[@atex6175]

@@RijuChatterjeeso the mob kept neighborhoods safe for decades. Nobody messes around when they got real world repercussions looking at them. All police are is a government sanctioned gang with badges

[@nosuchthingasshould4175]

If you’re going to have crime, might as well get it organised.

[@paulstockton7121]

Sounds great until Sharia Law happens and the area becomes a no go zone.

[@carlwheezer623]

@@paulstockton7121bro it’s LA, MOST places are a no go, give them the safe train 🤡😂😂

[@mandysofia4104]

"I'm going to the board" NO YOU AINT STEVE😂😂😂

[@fineartbytuckerdempstucker7786]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@angelinamarie9862]

"I am the board Steve"

[@who_knowsidk996]

​@@angelinamarie9862 😂

[@williegrant3054]

Ali said: I’m trying to Move the Economy Forward 😂😂😂😂😂 ONLY Ali would

[@meghanwilliams4295]

Did the fellas do their job, or did they do their job??? Hell.😂😂😂

[@delphinecastleberry]

Is he sho it's Steve tho??! 😂😂❤

[@fightingchancemotivational9878]

Steve: “IM GOING TO THE BOARD😡” Them boys bout to send him to see the Lord he keep talking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PriestApostate]

Steve did NOT have the best situational awareness!

[@migratedmindzzz2056]

We got a assailant 🤣🤣🤣

[@raythewriter00]

Back of the Astro Van !!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DerrickHaynes-v6u]

😂😅😂😅

[@nathanscipio6148]

🤌🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benzemamumba]

🤣🤣🤣

[@donguapo7862]

😂😂😂

[@HouseOFOrange007]

From prison to gucci sweaters, international standup legend and pta president! This man is unstoppable lol

[@Arianne73]

Listen, NOBODY was about to get in that school and do harm!

[@StonersStowaway]

Type shit…on some neighborhood watch type time…except the watch is full of partial gang bangers that have glocks lol

[@ladyjones09]

@@Arianne73 period! 😂

[@blessi360]

​@@StonersStowawayIt was the original concept for gangs back in the day to protect their own community then became corrupted with drugs and dog territory behaviour.

[@Ambiguouslee]

They was on it 😂

[@lustingsavage2190]

FACTSZZZZZ

[@09mybad]

Felt like the mob, open the van up 😂

[@Mr.Scimitar]

😂😂😂

[@beverlyobasiolu]

1:37 I can’t😂😂😂 “You in my workspace” TELL ‘EM!

[@miskitoragee6296]

Random and funny as hell

[@misstweed1915]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spartanedw]

I mean.. the PTA Patrol have a secured perimeter.. I'd trust dropping my child off to that school😅

[@paulkielty3800]

Steve never forgot his kids lunch again.

[@heathermetz6576]

Steve was just movin way to fast with a brown paper bag.

[@375JayR]

Poor Steve 😂

[@stolearovigor281]

Legit reason for suspension. 🤷‍♂️

[@angelinamarie9862]

Honestly? Reasonable response

[@claricemorgan59]

"Unravel that man" 😂😂

[@crespeakslife]

😂😂😂

[@devilsephiroth9000]

Unravel! Words that need to be in our vocabulary 😂

[@1RoPi]

Ali is helping the community give back to the community by protecting it!! Hood Heros at its finest! I LOVE THIS!!! 😂🤣 THIS is how you come up and lift up those around you!

[@Oonagh72]

Hood Heroes should have been on those shirts

[@IrwinDeGannes]

Ngl that is low key genius. Ain't no funny business happening in that school on their watch 😂😂😂

[@bigmaj09]

Somebody do a animation illustration of this lmaoooo 😂

[@robynpooser7029]

That's a great idea.

[@thisisntsergio1352]

God damn, that would get millions of views LMAO

[@ladyjones09]

Not using the PTA funds 😂

[@thefirstc.j.582]

What else are they for😂?

[@PriestApostate]

That's a legit reason for the funds if I've ever heard of one!

[@SilverSaga]

this type of shit happens in the ghetto of my country, if you know a couple of street dude or one of them is your cousin, you pay them to protect your business , believe me ain’t no one going to touch nothing, As long as you make sure they good or their family is good 😅

[@delphinecastleberry]

Security was doing their job perfectly. Steve needs a shirt.

[@nexusyang4832]

Steve needs to slow down and follow the rules and pull up like a regular parent. :D

[@oscarhunter3945]

That's the typa security we need in '24 though. . .for the babies.

[@benniestephens46]

❤️✊🏿🌹

[@Mosiffer03]

Vets in schools, armed to the teeth!

[@Rueben-xr1cs]

Vets from the hood. Of which i am one. should i buy my own shirts ? 🤠 ​@@Mosiffer03

[@ironwork92000]

You ain't lyin

[@Skunkofthewood]

Won't somebody please think of the children! I need this in my life... All I can do is clutch my pearls and laugh.

[@PurpleHazePro]

This should honestly be a premise to a show on Hulu or Netflix 😂

[@ImJustGamingTV]

It’s the fact that it’s THEE perfect reenactment of a rounding trying look inconspicuous while holding that fire. I literally seen that walk plenty of times and it’s spot on 🤣

[@robynpooser7029]

Yep. We know that walk 😅😅😅

[@sharspin4242]

Not Steve in the back of the van, tied up and crying 🤣🤣 put the tape back on him we gotta talk🤣🤣

[@novalove4790]

"we finna peel his shit up" 😂😂😂😂😂 the way I hollered listening to this on my route 😂😂😂😂😂 Ali I'd love to hang with you..

[@AndreFlack-gu2zk]

This needs to be a real thing as a parent i would definitely support it.

[@HBMtv_]

“Put The Tape Back On Him”😂

[@crinklecut3790]

I love this comic’s timing and delivery. He’s a natural comedian.

[@ReallyAMazinONE]

Not the back of the Astro vannnn!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@DerrickHaynes-v6u]

😅😂😅😂

[@WaffleShortage]

Nothin good ever happens in the back on an Astor van 😵‍💫

[@ReallyAMazinONE]

@WaffleShortage NOTHIN! 😭

[@brianmarquez7052]

U can feel the laughter start when you hear the lady say "oh no"@ 0:43. She was with him trying to explain his theory, but when he said "I employed some....("Oh no"). Best part is "we can stay in my car," and paying with the PTA funding my ex got mad and said that isn't right😅. I'm also that father Steve running with the God dam bag my daughter left.

[@DeeDaKaang1]

I'm that hood Security Officer

[@MCIzzy994]

Keep doin you thing brother appreciate u man it’s a war out 🤴🏾🖤🫡✊🏾

[@scottdatplanetsave]

Salute!!

[@Daydreamer1110-wi1uv]

Can't be mad at that!

[@cyruahawkins5289]

If i was that dad I wouldn’t even be mad. I’d be like, “this how it’s supposed to be. Now can I drop off this lunch?”

[@TITA-n-Dimsum]

Why did I hear this in Bernie Mac voice… “I dat baby’s Pappy!” 😂😂😂

[@travisd1855]

One of the best stories I’ve ever heard, “with the PTA fund 😂😂😂 helping friends who need it! “We have an assailant😂”

[@fredfreedom3483]

How the crowd can go from crazy laughter to complete silence is amazing!

[@TITA-n-Dimsum]

I love that you pointed that out! He commands attention with his presence and delivery… they don’t wanna miss no part of the story! ❤

[@TABCentral]

This is actually a good idea. Let the reformed hood fellas protect the schools. Guarantee nothing will go down! 🤣

[@KWTX7414]

Him hopping out the car with the strap had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@TheRaissarenee]

Like walking sideways makes you sneakier

[@deevadelyte212]

No one would have made it past any of them. I would have asked Steve. “You daughter is safe from anyone trying to get into the school. This was proof.”

[@antoniobooker999]

"Now Steve... listen to me Steve...." Lol

[@TT-kp3cz]

The way the PTAP crept up on Steve🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lovelylaigh]

Cmon P TAP!! 😂😅

[@762l61]

They got some good security Steve was just moving wrong that's all he's supposed to give him a heads up😂😂😂

[@fancybeingawesome]

He was moving wrong 😂😂😂😂😂

[@patriotoftruth]

Best school security ever

[@edmack2400]

nobody going to mess with that school. that's what I'm talking about

[@justbob242]

This man is one of the best storytellers alive.

[@zkil_]

I'd agree with you if I could understand half of his words.

[@xquisitelyfyne]

"Light lil altercation" 🤣🤣🤣

[@archyking1869]

The Dude who first laughed when he said "I employed, some um ..."😂 got the joke before he dropped it 😂😂 Also the crowd work with the *foot in the work space joke* was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charliemountain82]

As a former resource officer at a school, I have to say this guy is on the cutting edge of school security.

[@edwardtownsendjr.]

"AWWWW, MAN! THAT'S STEVE, MANNN!!!" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jjutt87]

My cheeks hurt from laugh and smiling omg 🤣

[@kikidayo1213]

That is actually an ingenious and effective idea

[@olliefoxx7165]

It's also a good way to get sued.

[@Tobeh]

@@olliefoxx7165too many lawyers with too little work turning every day life into a minefield of life altering interactions

[@Zyryne1]

Hood hall monitors. The world may never know. 😊❤

[@hawkeyez_]

You said they got him in the back of an astro van? bwahahahahaha! Steve will never be the same again. That man ain't never going back up to that school.

[@TheRaissarenee]

“ MAN, UNRAVEL THAT MAN.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bo2xOfficialMusic]

If you know about them Astro vans you know he ain’t lying 😂😂😂

[@douglasbriel6103]

In their defense. Why is he running? That ain't gonna change traffic.😂

[@katleholetsabo4133]

That's a scene you only see once in your life and you forever laugh about it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lucasisacomic]

I'm going to the board Don't be threaten people Steve

[@vincentlawton4516]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@moedavis8977]

At least not in that predicament 😂😂😂

[@clockwork421]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@DerrickFair-lm9ri]

Poor Steve! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 "Don't be in here threatening, Steve!" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@migratedmindzzz2056]

PTA PATROL 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ladyjones09]

Ready 😂

[@lindseyadams5339]

Ali, man you on the level of Bill Cosby when it comes to telling stories! This shit hilarious!

[@CleverGirlAAH]

He even got the sweaters

[@PriestApostate]

Let's hope that he doesn't operate ENTIRELY on Bill Cosby's level!

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Ooh dessert.....Zzzzzzzzzz

[@CH-ml4rz]

PTA Special was GREAT

[@cookiecookie8829]

Keeping the kids safe with the hood fellas!!!

[@billylopes4023]

"I employed some fellas" yeah we already know 😂😂😂

[@KingKroShae]

Shhuuuuuuuwwt, where’s that school? All I gotta do is introduce everyone who’s safe to them & I’ll know for a FACT that our lil people is good ❣️

[@brangibbs2218]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I'm dying 😭 🤣 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂My chest is hurting from laughing about Father Steve in the back of that Astro Van. Ali is too hilarious

[@TheRaissarenee]

The title had me rolling I already knew it was foolishness😂😂😂

[@SaraBarrera-yg4ij]

Steve imma need you to be calm and get you mind RIGHT...😂

[@matthewdar886285]

HE CREATED EMPLOYMENT 😂😂😂

[@donnakirby5942]

Put the tape back on😂😂😂❤❤❤ You always crack me up so hard😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@lovinclassics2161]

Classic “Steve” mistake thinking he is in a safe space and making threats. You are still in the van Steve! Steve needs to STFU and roll in slowly next time 😂

[@darkunicorn1208]

Steve almost got messed up 😂

[@TMC_mozzi]

He said "NAHHHHH" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfaooo not the astro van 😂😂😂 pull out the van from retirement 😂😂😂

[@carloslira5065]

Damn best thing that ever happened to ex convict comedy... keep it up brotha... 💯

[@ricaivory6571]

"Ya show that's Steve?" I can hear that sh!t now 😂😂😂😂

[@boldproud9909]

PUT THE TAPE BACK ON WE NEED GO TALK😂😂😂😂😂

[@karenbaxley3010]

you are a genius!! you need to start a world wide chain!!

[@pulechochoe1786]

@5:18 I'm Steve cause my darn Daughter forgot her Darn Lunch and I got to be rushing....😅😅😅😅

[@SqurrelMastr]

Ali Sidiq is my top 3 favorite comedians. The way he tells his stories and his body movement make it all the way better

[@janardadams6664]

You gonna lawsuit me lol

[@potes3467]

I've been speaking fluent English most my life, being also familiar with American dialects, accents and colloquialisms, but goddamn it took all my understanding and active effort to follow along with the set. Ebonics is such a goddamn challenge to understand for someone not living in the US.

[@Zelondra17]

😂 it’s ok, it’s always changing. Even I don’t know all of it especially since it can be different depending on what part of the United States you’re from.

[@TheTman9898]

It's always a STEVE getting into some accidental nonsense 😂 but it shows the PTA Patrol system works!!

[@MicheleJoyner-p8k]

PTA patrol😂😂😂😂😂😂we need them😂😂😂😂

[@JoshA138]

this is genuinely funny.

[@Miss_Kisa94]

Look I'm from Texas. The way things have been I'd hire them guys to watch my kid's school without a second thought.

[@sCaramel868]

Steve's entire life flashed before his eyes 😂

[@MKdaBEAZT]

It became totally believable when he said back of an Astro van 😂😂😂

[@Exhaustid]

I can't pay for the show, but I can like and comment. Appreciate you king

[@HexxagonSpace]

Sounds like the solution for every school in America 😂😂 seriously though

[@Joybrowne1989]

That' open the van up , mob walk took me alll the way out😂😂😂😂

[@adrianmorgan9899]

That astro van been through it lol

[@NikitaMarie]

You did so well last night in dc!!!!! This is hilarious too!!! Love the story telling style!!! Def deserve your 💐

[@lokian1174]

Every way we are supposed to handle things has hours of red tape, weeks of meetings and months of waiting for approval. Then you are regulated till ineffective. Can only ever recover, never prevent issues. THIS however is a damn fine example of handling some business. Will you catch false positives? Well yeah, but you'll catch every damn thing else too. Love this stuff. We gotta normalize preventing problems instead of waiting for a reason to solve one.

[@chavifrio]

“put the tape back onnem we needa talk”💀🦍

[@marstha1]

That was so dam funny. Look here Steve....