I love how carti plays when he says a crackhead was running
@mohsin62072 жыл бұрын
ongg lmaoo
@Cloud-jz5zx2 жыл бұрын
101th like
@WWEFAM200922 жыл бұрын
Png bro
@josephstevenson70122 жыл бұрын
Same
@lux2162 жыл бұрын
Song name?
@user-wd9iu9jm8b2 жыл бұрын
3:40 That “Shut up” has more power behind it than I do in a single day
@ImMisik Жыл бұрын
No one else like this comment, it’s perfect
@CJNG17310 ай бұрын
Underrated comment😂😂
@GamesNewsGuy20172 ай бұрын
Best comment
@BurritoToonz2 жыл бұрын
6:00 "I shoulda fell down and took that check" this had me dead 😭
@SnowKapp2 жыл бұрын
l m a oo o o oo o o
@hollowedits_2 жыл бұрын
h a h a. Lo l . t h At . c r ac k e d. u p
@Jer24252 жыл бұрын
I was dying after that
@void.z2 жыл бұрын
I was like:
@HahaCentral12 жыл бұрын
Tbh I would have to 💀
@ccsplxzhsthr33z342 жыл бұрын
One of the best quotes ever said by jaw is “my moms minivan turn’s like a bathtub”😂😂😂
@indubitablyamy2 жыл бұрын
ikr like what does that even mean?? like, i know what it means but like how does someone even think of that???💀
@nnnnom5 ай бұрын
His mind just works different man@@indubitablyamy
@Browhat3634 ай бұрын
The intro was telling how to get fired💀
@kc.21k2 жыл бұрын
The intro is basically how we felt when we were in quarantine doing online school and when finally get to school 💀💀
@babym4r22 жыл бұрын
Nah im actually happy when im going to in person school
@toastyae2 жыл бұрын
Right💀
@kc.21k2 жыл бұрын
@@babym4r2 fax but when I get that homework I’m not thankful for it lol
@babym4r22 жыл бұрын
@@kc.21k i dont have homework for my school
@kc.21k2 жыл бұрын
@@babym4r2 huh. What school do you go to?
@geehee0012 жыл бұрын
I worked at a grocery store too. I worked in the deli department (the only hard part was starting for the first two weeks then the rest was EZ) my experience is the older adults act more childish than younger people / adults. I had one lady call corporate on me because I left her standing for over 30 minutes while I was slicing her some cheese.. that isn't what happened. We're not just a deli but we have hot foods too. 😃 There is this rule that my manager told us that "Anybody that ordered a chicken or sandwich order you have to stop whatever it is you're doing to help them first because they're trying to get out. People that are asking for deli/hot food are staying to continue shopping so they aren't as important." I remember feeling so sad because I wanted to say sorry to the lady and she had came up to me (after I had to step away to help one customer that had ordered a sandwich) she said "That was very very ignorant of you to just leave me like that, shame on you!" It was that kind of scene where you see a mother scolding her child pointing at them like you know better. I worked there for 7 months I did quit this year to finish up my senior year. 🥰
@Cloud-jz5zx2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Theyfw_Licious2 жыл бұрын
Bro i ain't reading that
@ZX1DStandsWithPalestine2 жыл бұрын
You think I'm reading this crap 😑😑😑
@somkeshav41432 жыл бұрын
TLDR: You used to work at a grocery store. A woman called corporate on you because of a dumb rule where you had to help those who made a chicken or sandwich order and you had to leave to do that for half an hour. Now you don’t work there anymore to finish up senior year.
@aixerluv2 жыл бұрын
idk why these 2 bozos under your comment can't handle reading anything longer than like a shitty take on twitter. anyway that kinda sucks but business is business i guess.
@kingkachow88882 жыл бұрын
Pro tip for anyone looking for a grocery store job: apply for the back end (shelf-stocking, &c.). You end up dealing with significantly less bullshit from customers, and it's less menial than front-end.
@kittykittybangbang9367 Жыл бұрын
or curbside
@darkx6869 Жыл бұрын
You have to be 18 to stock
@kingkachow8888 Жыл бұрын
The rules might be different in my state, because my department has had kids from sixteen and up; they just could not operate machinery (trash compactor, power jack, &c.).
@chicken-films10Ай бұрын
Thank you
@granthill42522 жыл бұрын
4:49 IM GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING
@kr3mth3vamp532 жыл бұрын
Same
@JadenGGvam2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@nicholascopernicus43842 жыл бұрын
That man has no idea what's going on, and you're laughing XD
@retrotween30662 жыл бұрын
OMFG
@SkitTheBug2 жыл бұрын
😂
@BACKDOORBROWNIE7102 жыл бұрын
“Don’t crush my eggs” “SHUT UP!” 🤣
@Mikuu1722 ай бұрын
I read this when the part came
@angelcoffee19722 жыл бұрын
As a person who work at a mall, this is VERY accurate! The job and coworkers are fine. Its just the CUSTOMERS the irritates me.
@granthill42522 жыл бұрын
3:40 You can hear his anger even tho he doesn’t work there anymore the anger is still there 😂
@t8nto2 жыл бұрын
💀
@SKIII7812 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jordynmarie521 Жыл бұрын
9:18 the sneeze has me crying 😭😭 and the silenceeeee
@Ray_The_GOAT22 жыл бұрын
4:47 bruh this part killed me
@newsupermariobrosely79402 жыл бұрын
4:52 that crackhead impression is amazing.
@leeaaahh2 жыл бұрын
7:14 had me weak😭😂😂
@Nokia-iw3xv2 жыл бұрын
This man the funniest person on KZbin dawg
@cheesecakeandheronАй бұрын
realll
@narutofankid20582 жыл бұрын
4:54 was when I laughed the loudest
@ImTheNumberOneSandEater2 жыл бұрын
8:17 THIS HAD ME DEAD
@Unknown-kf2hy2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Vng.2209 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@DANBI5252 жыл бұрын
when the customer sneezed at 9:20 😂😂
@granthill42522 жыл бұрын
ATCHOO
@williamckinley2 жыл бұрын
*"AZSHOOUGH"*
@Eiji_Kirishima2 жыл бұрын
Got that dad sneeze fr 💀
@WvBlueBerryvW Жыл бұрын
ATŒAOOOoo
@Disassociated247 ай бұрын
GET HIM
@nasion4202 жыл бұрын
8:42 As a person with a hard Slavic name, I can relate.
@PurpleLightningYT2 жыл бұрын
I also have a long name and poeple sometimes call me ramen
@blueberrykidxdd52322 жыл бұрын
My last name is French and I have to deal with people getting it wrong.
@bubblegum74892 жыл бұрын
This guy's vids hella funny. Always makes my day.
@iemv89002 жыл бұрын
JJ always makes me laugh after a tuff day of school
@Belli_buttonBiglipzhunnet2 жыл бұрын
Man this dude is hilarious as freak
@ortherner2 жыл бұрын
yes
@v00lie372 жыл бұрын
Fr
@bxbe33562 жыл бұрын
/j When u cant curse:
@braxtongulso39362 жыл бұрын
@@bxbe3356 lol
@dannyruiz42212 жыл бұрын
Just say FUCK. Its the internet bro.
@ShauryaHatake212 жыл бұрын
9:08 the black panther music
@Hedgehog2633 ай бұрын
Thanks bro I needed that time
@DD0472 жыл бұрын
4:41 have me on the floor
@johnoliveira55752 жыл бұрын
I work at a grocery store too. I’m in what they call the grocery department, which is stocking and neatening up isles. I don’t mind it, I get to learn where all the items are, and the only interactions I have with customers are when every now and then one of them will ask where something is. It’s nice because I can just zone out most of the time. From what I’ve heard, everyone who works in checkout like you hates it.
@wolf_cyclone38302 жыл бұрын
3:29 "what i look like running around the parking lot with an egg plant"
@ImMisik Жыл бұрын
“In my hand”
@thunderbolt12052 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way with the intro 🤣🤣🤣. I feel like imo at least, I got the easiest job. I'm a grocery/Dairy stocker(which means I stock up normal products and products that go into the freezers) most people who try it out always quit within the fist hour or so, but I like it.
@maxderholzrusse73012 жыл бұрын
I'm from Germany and hearing there is actually some guy in grocery stores that packs your stuff is so weird to me. I've never seen anything close to it in Europe. Like wtf? Why the hell do you need this for?
@specialopsdave2 жыл бұрын
If the person doing the bagging is experienced, it makes the line flow faster, as cutomers are often held up when the person who just bought groceries is still bagging them. Remember that in the US, most Americans make no more than one trip to the grocery store per week, so there's usually a lot to bag.
@milofitzpatrick51282 жыл бұрын
You dont see it much in Ireland unless a school or Football club is doing a fundraiser they might pack your bags and you give them a tip.
@maxderholzrusse73012 жыл бұрын
@@specialopsdave makes sense
@alastorbutwithagun2 жыл бұрын
i live in canada and i've only ever seen it done for old people
@TheCrossedOne2 жыл бұрын
Same for Romania, a someone bagging things for you seems just bizarre.
@GenzosScythe2 жыл бұрын
bro i couldn't stop laughing at this part 🤣🤣 10:16
@ALAMO_CREW6 ай бұрын
Same😂
@skyblade8049 Жыл бұрын
0:16 "you thought I was feelin u"
@bruhmayne11682 жыл бұрын
I started working at a grocery store as the cart pusher guy a few weeks ago and he's right about the customers being lazy asf. Like, I get it if you're old and don't wanna walk across the parking lot but there are a lot of able bodied people that are just downright assholes. I have been itching to just sucker punch someone in the back of the head over there. Mfs will literally make eye contact with me and put the shopping cart in one of those planters with mulch.
@aaronbroadwater10 ай бұрын
I have worked in grocery stores for 15 years and everything you said was so accurate! The laziness can be on another level one time back when I had a bad groceries my store was next to a hair and nail salon where a lot of housewives would go and get their hair and nails done one lady literally bought a bag of chips and a bag of bread she wanted me to bag it and then carry it out to her car for her so she wouldn't mess up her nails. And she says it to me as if I'm supposed to not think shes a lunatic lol
@stegsteg64942 жыл бұрын
6:13 THE FACE LMFAOOO💀💀💀
@char41ez52 жыл бұрын
It’s the damn Daniel meme
@roronoazoro3912 жыл бұрын
Looks like Enel from one piece
@445-n7l2 жыл бұрын
Aug aug aug
@ImMisik Жыл бұрын
@@char41ez5 it’s enel from one piece
@probleEmatic Жыл бұрын
Its Enel from one piece
@Yankeesfan-il2he Жыл бұрын
As someone that’s been working as a service Clerk for a year started last Thanksgiving week this couldn’t be any more true. When I’m on carts people are so lazy they leave carts in the middle of the parking lot. There’s also 2 types of people the cool ones and the ones that treat the job like game 7 of the NBA finals.
@nickg.36922 жыл бұрын
The legend jaw is back💪🏿💪🏿
@ConnorOffkey2 жыл бұрын
i work over at a shaws, and man i totally get the things you talked about in the video. i hate that place more than anything in the world i stg and the customers are actual rabid animals. glad to know my issues with retail are universal and not just bullshit exclusive to my area. absolute masterpiece of a video
@khtminiso45522 жыл бұрын
when we needed the legend he came back.
@rthcats211 ай бұрын
I lost it when you said how you wanted to choke an obnoxious customers with a plastic bag. That is too funny. I completely relate to you. I wish everyone was super nice to good service and retail workers and would respect public bathrooms. Keep up the great videos.
@gxdzmcq32102 жыл бұрын
0:02 I felt the same and said the same thing juice 😂😂
@probleEmatic2 жыл бұрын
I can't stand taking orders and I give a lot of trouble for the simplest things, but I still work hard cause I'm trying to get money.
@probleEmatic8 ай бұрын
I have ODD
@hatsunemiku3902 жыл бұрын
2:38 "some THRASH" lmao 😤
@stegsteg64942 жыл бұрын
5:38 chevy tayhoes 🙌
@minilurk242 жыл бұрын
9:12 THATS WHAT THE MASK IS FOR
@ItzTheAce2 жыл бұрын
Brooooo I just applied for a supermarket job this had me deaaaad. Especially 9:46
@luchieratic2254 Жыл бұрын
How’d it go now
@ItzTheAce Жыл бұрын
@@luchieratic2254 Never heard back from them, so I work at dunkin donuts
@cam-34612 жыл бұрын
Bro this video was literally my experience, I will never work in another grocery store again 😭
@ajmakesjokes2 жыл бұрын
This man had me laughing before the intro😂
@nathan22272 жыл бұрын
broooo the crackhead part got me laughing so hard im finna fall into my coffin
@yrugae2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In Germany you never see carts standing not where they have to stand
@ruweydaama2 жыл бұрын
Why
@yrugae2 жыл бұрын
@@ruweydaama idk maybe because they are neat and dutiful. Not everyone of course but I never saw carts standing around like this
@rettwat2 жыл бұрын
@@ruweydaama you put money in the cart, so when you put it back you get your money back, it makes people like not make a mess
@yrugae2 жыл бұрын
@@rettwat true voll vergessen. Dann ist eher das Geld die Antwort. 😂
@l.ga.10612 жыл бұрын
@@yrugae Die echten Helden sind die Leute die irgendein komisches Tool benutzen um alle Einkaufswägen zu öffnen
@passengercars43632 жыл бұрын
The guy showing off his car was actually wholesome though
@jujunosubs48922 жыл бұрын
H o w
@humblegremlin5452 жыл бұрын
Frog
@cafarryvods2 жыл бұрын
why
@kendrickgreen97782 жыл бұрын
Haha his name is passenger cars like bruh of course that part stuck out to him 😂
@jeffreymbelu97182 жыл бұрын
@@jujunosubs4892 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Hejuygh2 жыл бұрын
3:40 had me crying bro 🤣
@Jxnruiz992 жыл бұрын
4:36 is the pLayb0! CAttii
@guardianlmk Жыл бұрын
0:15 THAT MIGHT BE ICE SPICE 🥶‼️🦅🥶🔥
@jeffcoolfool2 жыл бұрын
8:13 LMAO
@scarabheart90242 жыл бұрын
"Flavor of detergent" LMAFAO!!!
@chillneo28962 жыл бұрын
6:14 darn Daniel
@AwesomeDrawer2017 Жыл бұрын
8:49 yo, he predicted the name of the worst animated movie of 2022
@212personal2 жыл бұрын
MANNNNNN I WAS LMFAO’ing the whole video 😭😭😭…good job juice
@KingLM232 жыл бұрын
This was good man. Getting better with every video 👏🏾👏🏾
@tonkofwisdom37882 жыл бұрын
Bro working at Publix and this shit honestly hits different
@ziadabufayed6122 жыл бұрын
i like your editing style fr its fire and how is nobody gonna talk about how the outro beats sync with the videos
@Cantpickgoodhandlename2 жыл бұрын
I like working at a grocery store. Only one instance where there was a customer who parked in front of the door and I tried to get the carts in, she comes out with her coupons and looked around her car for scratches. Those points you made are still relevant tho
@nickaylaa-m.68892 жыл бұрын
My teacher: So what was your favorite thing that you learned this year? :D Me who cheated the whole year: 1:42
@iboisdope Жыл бұрын
8:15 bro Said flavor 💀
@R41ph3a7b62 жыл бұрын
Yes new upload and yeah the beginning is facts even though I've never worked a day in my life. And the customer is sometimes right just like the employee and employer. Also don't fake getting hurt you'll probally lose your case and your lose money and time which is valuable. Oh and respect workers if they respect you and thanks for the like!!
@cindyduarte5502 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about the crack head bro I was died laughing 😂
@derrickboii68722 жыл бұрын
0:12 but how he falls tho is funny ngl
@snorkel7980Ай бұрын
accurate word for word, even about how eventually it made you depressed thinking about it, justice for grocery store workers and especially baggers, because its harder than it looks bro. 😭😭
@fourtytwodegrees2 жыл бұрын
3:42 caught me so off guard
@Hejuygh2 жыл бұрын
4:21 also was so funny🤣🤣
@evaniceface2 жыл бұрын
7:27 agreed mannnnnnnn
@nanaegyimahboahen9241 Жыл бұрын
6:14 that face got me laughing hard
@lensty28322 жыл бұрын
Story time: I worked at Walgreens as the cashier and at the time I had only started a week ago so I was still getting used to how the cashier works, and this one time a lady bought all of our Colgate toothpastes, listerine, and laundry detergent with COUPONS. Because of how long she was taking, everyone in line were legit giving at me the stink eye as if I could resolve this quickly and it was around 9:30 and we only had one cashier open at the time. I shit you not it took around 45-to an hour to finish and to top it off we just restocked everything in the store the same day. Every purchase she made, she used 1 or two coupons or until it was a specific price she liked and that wasn’t even the worst part no. The worst part was her attitude towards me and everyone who was waiting patiently in line like “Can you work faster!”, “Young man I will not tolerate your stupidity”, “Do you work here?, why are you slow at this”. “Are you retarded why are you working here if you can’t work the cashier?” Like Im legit working as fast as I possibly can since the cashier takes time to process the coupons and keep in mind she’s buying a whole aisles worth of toothpaste mouth wash and laundry detergent with coupons so of course it’s gonna be a minute. Not gonna lie if it wasn’t for my good demeanor some shit would’ve gone down
@stockazzz Жыл бұрын
dude what
@vanessab239210 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh! So one of those "extreme couponers" as seen on TV. I knew they were annoying. I just knew it!
@jzzxlol2 жыл бұрын
4:52 This had me dyinggg Broo LOL
@x2ej16 Жыл бұрын
3:42 Bro said "SHUT UP"😂💀
@AintNograve2 жыл бұрын
The prodigal son has returned to us 🙏🏾
@smolfloofypotato6782 жыл бұрын
Bro youre so funny honestly 😭😭😭 I found you the other day and I subscribed , keep up the great work!
@Iceyfrfr136 ай бұрын
“Don’t crush my egg” SHUT UP 😭 had me crying for a min
@Ice20112 жыл бұрын
Lady: "I might need some more of these, can you go get me some more?" Jaw: "Yeah, how much?" Lady: "7" Jaw: "KIll yourself." Idk why that had me dead bro 💀💀💀
@BloxGamingYTExp4 ай бұрын
6:13 loving the reference
@clip.zchannel2 жыл бұрын
“ don’t crush my eggs” “SHUT UP” the dude 😳
@clapped_mazda2 жыл бұрын
I work Ina grocery store and I've never related to something so heavily, this video is 100% accurate
@YACHI00002 жыл бұрын
6:21 feel this so hard lol
@uh_sasha12 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah you worked at Publix for sure
@evanderpierznik2 жыл бұрын
I keep forgetting how underrated you are 😂😂😂
@capuiakid2 жыл бұрын
0:20 Absolute menace 😂😭
@kr3mth3vamp532 жыл бұрын
Menace 2 society
@Rxanne072 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a grocery store and lemme tell you ALL THE COSTUMERS WERE T.R.A.S.H
@i_c_e_555 Жыл бұрын
Yooo the animation at some parts of this was taking me out 😂
@souless-sneaks33812 жыл бұрын
"I shoulda just fell n took that check" LMFAO 🤣🤣
@Mariamk19953 ай бұрын
Was just recommended this video & discovered your channel. I’m sick in bed and have been going crazy just laying here doing nothing. This video really made me laugh and I needed that. Reminded me of my time working at a grocery store in high school. Laughter is medicine - thank you for all the time and effort you put into making this world better by making people belly laugh. Fr. New subscriber too
@JawbreakerJuice3 ай бұрын
thanks 4 the kind words ☝️☝️☝️🫡🙏🏿
@Keegan.9992 жыл бұрын
As someone who works as a cashier I can relate to a lotta what U said
@laylar3952 Жыл бұрын
I’m so happy I found your channel, You gained a new follower!!!! I used to work at chick-fil-a, and I loved it but I could never ever ever think about working in retail!!!!
@juleslagarrigue19910 ай бұрын
INTRO GOES CRAZYYY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@arvinisbored2 жыл бұрын
bro, watching your videos, make me laugh harder than I ever laugh anymore tbh
@lilc98862 жыл бұрын
This guys videos are so hilarious
@rosyazzy98292 жыл бұрын
i laughed 5 times while watching this video...this is great
@KanyeSoutheast93473 ай бұрын
7:34 MEIJER MENTIONED🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WHAT IS BRANCHING OUT FROM THE MIDWEST🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@jojoviolin2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love this guys personality and art
@JUSTKUNAI5 ай бұрын
“AND SOMEONE JUST LEFT A MOUNTAIN LUKE JUST LEFT IT THERE DIDINT EVEN AIM” bro that shit had me cracking a smile gang
@QueenDaddie2 жыл бұрын
Dude your content is dope AF!! I am in the hospital with Covid and you have me cracking up!
@layton23412 жыл бұрын
I can relate. I have the exact same job. it’s been 8 months and i wanna leave so bad