Working at a Grocery Store

[@glar53]

I love how carti plays when he says a crackhead was running

[@mohsin6207]

ongg lmaoo

[@Cloud-jz5zx]

101th like

[@WWEFAM20092]

Png bro

[@josephstevenson7012]

Same

[@lux216]

Song name?

[@user-wd9iu9jm8b]

3:40 That “Shut up” has more power behind it than I do in a single day

[@ImMisik]

No one else like this comment, it’s perfect

[@GamesNewsGuy2017]

Best comment

[@BurritoToonz]

6:00 "I shoulda fell down and took that check" this had me dead 😭

[@SnowKapp]

l m a oo o o oo o o

[@hollowedits_]

h a h a. Lo l . t h At . c r ac k e d. u p

[@Jer2425]

I was dying after that

[@void.z]

I was like:

[@HahaCentral1]

Tbh I would have to 💀

[@kingkachow8888]

Pro tip for anyone looking for a grocery store job: apply for the back end (shelf-stocking, &c.). You end up dealing with significantly less bullshit from customers, and it's less menial than front-end.

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

or curbside

[@darkx6869]

You have to be 18 to stock

[@kingkachow8888]

The rules might be different in my state, because my department has had kids from sixteen and up; they just could not operate machinery (trash compactor, power jack, &c.).

[@chicken-films10]

Thank you

[@kc.21k]

The intro is basically how we felt when we were in quarantine doing online school and when finally get to school 💀💀

[@babym4r2]

Nah im actually happy when im going to in person school

[@toastyae]

Right💀

[@kc.21k]

@@babym4r2 fax but when I get that homework I’m not thankful for it lol

[@babym4r2]

@@kc.21k i dont have homework for my school

[@kc.21k]

@@babym4r2 huh. What school do you go to?

[@granthill4252]

4:49 IM GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING

[@kr3mth3vamp53]

Same

[@JadenGGvam]

LOL

[@nicholascopernicus4384]

That man has no idea what's going on, and you're laughing XD

[@retrotween3066]

OMFG

[@SkitTheBug]

😂

[@geehee001]

I worked at a grocery store too. I worked in the deli department (the only hard part was starting for the first two weeks then the rest was EZ) my experience is the older adults act more childish than younger people / adults. I had one lady call corporate on me because I left her standing for over 30 minutes while I was slicing her some cheese.. that isn't what happened. We're not just a deli but we have hot foods too. 😃 There is this rule that my manager told us that "Anybody that ordered a chicken or sandwich order you have to stop whatever it is you're doing to help them first because they're trying to get out. People that are asking for deli/hot food are staying to continue shopping so they aren't as important." I remember feeling so sad because I wanted to say sorry to the lady and she had came up to me (after I had to step away to help one customer that had ordered a sandwich) she said "That was very very ignorant of you to just leave me like that, shame on you!" It was that kind of scene where you see a mother scolding her child pointing at them like you know better. I worked there for 7 months I did quit this year to finish up my senior year. 🥰

[@Cloud-jz5zx]

Ok

[@Theyfw_Licious]

Bro i ain't reading that

[@ZX1DStandsWithPalestine]

You think I'm reading this crap 😑😑😑

[@somkeshav4143]

TLDR: You used to work at a grocery store. A woman called corporate on you because of a dumb rule where you had to help those who made a chicken or sandwich order and you had to leave to do that for half an hour. Now you don’t work there anymore to finish up senior year.

[@aixerluv]

idk why these 2 bozos under your comment can't handle reading anything longer than like a shitty take on twitter. anyway that kinda sucks but business is business i guess.

[@angelcoffee1972]

As a person who work at a mall, this is VERY accurate! The job and coworkers are fine. Its just the CUSTOMERS the irritates me.

[@jordynmarie521]

9:18 the sneeze has me crying 😭😭 and the silenceeeee

[@BACKDOORBROWNIE710]

“Don’t crush my eggs” “SHUT UP!” 🤣

[@Pookie69-l]

I read this when the part came

[@ccsplxzhsthr33z34]

One of the best quotes ever said by jaw is “my moms minivan turn’s like a bathtub”😂😂😂

[@indubitablyamy]

ikr like what does that even mean?? like, i know what it means but like how does someone even think of that???💀

[@nnnnom]

His mind just works different man​@@indubitablyamy

[@Browhat363]

The intro was telling how to get fired💀

[@Ayemartin_52]

This man the funniest person on KZbin dawg

[@cheesecakeandheron]

realll

[@granthill4252]

3:40 You can hear his anger even tho he doesn’t work there anymore the anger is still there 😂

[@t8nto]

💀

[@ahzanyah]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ray_The_GOAT2]

4:47 bruh this part killed me

[@newsupermariobrosely7940]

4:52 that crackhead impression is amazing.

[@leeaaahh]

7:14 had me weak😭😂😂

[@bubblegum7489]

This guy's vids hella funny. Always makes my day.

[@nasion420]

8:42 As a person with a hard Slavic name, I can relate.

[@PurpleLightningYT]

I also have a long name and poeple sometimes call me ramen

[@blueberrykidxdd5232]

My last name is French and I have to deal with people getting it wrong.

[@johnoliveira5575]

I work at a grocery store too. I’m in what they call the grocery department, which is stocking and neatening up isles. I don’t mind it, I get to learn where all the items are, and the only interactions I have with customers are when every now and then one of them will ask where something is. It’s nice because I can just zone out most of the time. From what I’ve heard, everyone who works in checkout like you hates it.

[@narutofankid2058]

4:54 was when I laughed the loudest

[@Maxryu994]

8:17 THIS HAD ME DEAD

[@Unknown-kf2hy]

🤣

[@Vng.2209]

Fr

[@skyblade8049]

0:16 "you thought I was feelin u"

[@Mariamk1995]

Was just recommended this video & discovered your channel. I’m sick in bed and have been going crazy just laying here doing nothing. This video really made me laugh and I needed that. Reminded me of my time working at a grocery store in high school. Laughter is medicine - thank you for all the time and effort you put into making this world better by making people belly laugh. Fr. New subscriber too

[@JawbreakerJuice]

thanks 4 the kind words ☝️☝️☝️🫡🙏🏿

[@rthcats2]

I lost it when you said how you wanted to choke an obnoxious customers with a plastic bag. That is too funny. I completely relate to you. I wish everyone was super nice to good service and retail workers and would respect public bathrooms. Keep up the great videos.

[@iemv8900]

JJ always makes me laugh after a tuff day of school

[@GenzosScythe]

bro i couldn't stop laughing at this part 🤣🤣 10:16

[@ALAMO_CREW]

Same😂

[@suchacap22003]

5:36 fax, in my city, there are many people who just cant drive they dont even know how to drive, they are either young drivers, anxious, or slow

[@R41ph3a7b6]

Yes new upload and yeah the beginning is facts even though I've never worked a day in my life. And the customer is sometimes right just like the employee and employer. Also don't fake getting hurt you'll probally lose your case and your lose money and time which is valuable. Oh and respect workers if they respect you and thanks for the like!!

[@guardianlmk]

0:15 THAT MIGHT BE ICE SPICE 🥶‼️🦅🥶🔥

[@Yankeesfan-il2he]

As someone that’s been working as a service Clerk for a year started last Thanksgiving week this couldn’t be any more true. When I’m on carts people are so lazy they leave carts in the middle of the parking lot. There’s also 2 types of people the cool ones and the ones that treat the job like game 7 of the NBA finals.

[@ShauryaHatake21]

9:08 the black panther music

[@Hedgehog263]

Thanks bro I needed that time

[@ConnorOffkey]

i work over at a shaws, and man i totally get the things you talked about in the video. i hate that place more than anything in the world i stg and the customers are actual rabid animals. glad to know my issues with retail are universal and not just bullshit exclusive to my area. absolute masterpiece of a video

[@DD047]

4:41 have me on the floor

[@DANBI525]

when the customer sneezed at 9:20 😂😂

[@granthill4252]

ATCHOO

[@williamckinley]

*"AZSHOOUGH"*

[@Eiji_Kirishima]

Got that dad sneeze fr 💀

[@WvBlueBerryvW]

ATŒAOOOoo

[@Disassociated24]

GET HIM

[@wolf_cyclone3830]

3:29 "what i look like running around the parking lot with an egg plant"

[@ImMisik]

“In my hand”

[@gxdzmcq3210]

0:02 I felt the same and said the same thing juice 😂😂

[@nickaylaa-m.6889]

My teacher: So what was your favorite thing that you learned this year? :D Me who cheated the whole year: 1:42

[@khtminiso4552]

when we needed the legend he came back.

[@thunderbolt1205]

I feel the same way with the intro 🤣🤣🤣. I feel like imo at least, I got the easiest job. I'm a grocery/Dairy stocker(which means I stock up normal products and products that go into the freezers) most people who try it out always quit within the fist hour or so, but I like it.

[@ziadabufayed612]

i like your editing style fr its fire and how is nobody gonna talk about how the outro beats sync with the videos

[@nathan2227]

broooo the crackhead part got me laughing so hard im finna fall into my coffin

[@aaronbroadwater]

I have worked in grocery stores for 15 years and everything you said was so accurate! The laziness can be on another level one time back when I had a bad groceries my store was next to a hair and nail salon where a lot of housewives would go and get their hair and nails done one lady literally bought a bag of chips and a bag of bread she wanted me to bag it and then carry it out to her car for her so she wouldn't mess up her nails. And she says it to me as if I'm supposed to not think shes a lunatic lol

[@bruhmayne1168]

I started working at a grocery store as the cart pusher guy a few weeks ago and he's right about the customers being lazy asf. Like, I get it if you're old and don't wanna walk across the parking lot but there are a lot of able bodied people that are just downright assholes. I have been itching to just sucker punch someone in the back of the head over there. Mfs will literally make eye contact with me and put the shopping cart in one of those planters with mulch.

[@212personal]

MANNNNNN I WAS LMFAO’ing the whole video 😭😭😭…good job juice

[@probleEmatic]

I can't stand taking orders and I give a lot of trouble for the simplest things, but I still work hard cause I'm trying to get money.

[@probleEmatic]

I have ODD

[@LM23_23]

This was good man. Getting better with every video 👏🏾👏🏾

[@maxderholzrusse7301]

I'm from Germany and hearing there is actually some guy in grocery stores that packs your stuff is so weird to me. I've never seen anything close to it in Europe. Like wtf? Why the hell do you need this for?

[@specialopsdave]

If the person doing the bagging is experienced, it makes the line flow faster, as cutomers are often held up when the person who just bought groceries is still bagging them. Remember that in the US, most Americans make no more than one trip to the grocery store per week, so there's usually a lot to bag.

[@milofitzpatrick5128]

You dont see it much in Ireland unless a school or Football club is doing a fundraiser they might pack your bags and you give them a tip.

[@maxderholzrusse7301]

@@specialopsdave makes sense

[@alastorbutwithagun]

i live in canada and i've only ever seen it done for old people

[@TheCrossedOne]

Same for Romania, a someone bagging things for you seems just bizarre.

[@nickg.3692]

The legend jaw is back💪🏿💪🏿

[@ItzTheAce]

Brooooo I just applied for a supermarket job this had me deaaaad. Especially 9:46

[@luchieratic2254]

How’d it go now

[@ItzTheAce]

@@luchieratic2254 Never heard back from them, so I work at dunkin donuts

[@ajmakesjokes]

This man had me laughing before the intro😂

[@lensty2832]

Story time: I worked at Walgreens as the cashier and at the time I had only started a week ago so I was still getting used to how the cashier works, and this one time a lady bought all of our Colgate toothpastes, listerine, and laundry detergent with COUPONS. Because of how long she was taking, everyone in line were legit giving at me the stink eye as if I could resolve this quickly and it was around 9:30 and we only had one cashier open at the time. I shit you not it took around 45-to an hour to finish and to top it off we just restocked everything in the store the same day. Every purchase she made, she used 1 or two coupons or until it was a specific price she liked and that wasn’t even the worst part no. The worst part was her attitude towards me and everyone who was waiting patiently in line like “Can you work faster!”, “Young man I will not tolerate your stupidity”, “Do you work here?, why are you slow at this”. “Are you retarded why are you working here if you can’t work the cashier?” Like Im legit working as fast as I possibly can since the cashier takes time to process the coupons and keep in mind she’s buying a whole aisles worth of toothpaste mouth wash and laundry detergent with coupons so of course it’s gonna be a minute. Not gonna lie if it wasn’t for my good demeanor some shit would’ve gone down

[@stockazzz]

dude what

[@vanessab2392]

Oh my gosh! So one of those "extreme couponers" as seen on TV. I knew they were annoying. I just knew it!

[@Iceyfrfr13]

“Don’t crush my egg” SHUT UP 😭 had me crying for a min

[@minilurk24]

9:12 THATS WHAT THE MASK IS FOR

[@stegsteg6494]

6:13 THE FACE LMFAOOO💀💀💀

[@char41ez5]

It’s the damn Daniel meme

[@roronoazoro391]

Looks like Enel from one piece

[@445-n7l]

Aug aug aug

[@ImMisik]

@@char41ez5 it’s enel from one piece

[@probleEmatic]

Its Enel from one piece

[@laylar3952]

I’m so happy I found your channel, You gained a new follower!!!! I used to work at chick-fil-a, and I loved it but I could never ever ever think about working in retail!!!!

[@smolfloofypotato678]

Bro youre so funny honestly 😭😭😭　I found you the other day and I subscribed , keep up the great work!

[@cam-3461]

Bro this video was literally my experience, I will never work in another grocery store again 😭

[@ShadowBeats1]

Dude, I currently work in retail and your story is basically what I am living in experiencing and let my job so I am going to do that game where I’m gonna guess what they cook for dinner based on what their groceries are that’s a great idea

[@AnnerzDrum]

I know im late to the party... BUT BRUH ..... I was laughing the whole video. From start to finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣 instant subscribe 🙌🏿🙌🏿

[@reeroow]

“when a customer asks me where something is, I say i don’t know I just work here” 💀😂 bro its your job to know where things are😭

[@derrickboii6872]

0:12 but how he falls tho is funny ngl

[@hatsunemiku390]

2:38 "some THRASH" lmao 😤

[@QueenDaddie]

Dude your content is dope AF!! I am in the hospital with Covid and you have me cracking up!

[@Hejuygh]

3:40 had me crying bro 🤣

[@yrugae]

Fun fact: In Germany you never see carts standing not where they have to stand

[@ruweydaama]

Why

[@yrugae]

@@ruweydaama idk maybe because they are neat and dutiful. Not everyone of course but I never saw carts standing around like this

[@rettwat]

@@ruweydaama you put money in the cart, so when you put it back you get your money back, it makes people like not make a mess

[@yrugae]

@@rettwat true voll vergessen. Dann ist eher das Geld die Antwort. 😂

[@l.ga.1061]

@@yrugae Die echten Helden sind die Leute die irgendein komisches Tool benutzen um alle Einkaufswägen zu öffnen

[@passengercars4363]

The guy showing off his car was actually wholesome though

[@jujunosubs4892]

H o w

[@humblegremlin545]

Frog

[@cafarryvods]

why

[@kendrickgreen9778]

Haha his name is passenger cars like bruh of course that part stuck out to him 😂

[@jeffreymbelu9718]

@@jujunosubs4892 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stegsteg6494]

5:38 chevy tayhoes 🙌

[@AwesomeDrawer2017]

8:49 yo, he predicted the name of the worst animated movie of 2022

[@chillneo2896]

6:14 darn Daniel

[@souless-sneaks3381]

"I shoulda just fell n took that check" LMFAO 🤣🤣

[@arvinisbored]

bro, watching your videos, make me laugh harder than I ever laugh anymore tbh

[@cindyduarte550]

When he was talking about the crack head bro I was died laughing 😂

[@Cantpickgoodhandlename]

I like working at a grocery store. Only one instance where there was a customer who parked in front of the door and I tried to get the carts in, she comes out with her coupons and looked around her car for scratches. Those points you made are still relevant tho

[@jojoviolin]

Absolutely love this guys personality and art

[@jzzxlol]

4:52 This had me dyinggg Broo LOL

[@Oweladon]

Ur my favourite youtuber rn. You extremely underrated

[@evaniceface]

7:27 agreed mannnnnnnn

[@x2ej16]

3:42 Bro said "SHUT UP"😂💀

[@fourtytwodegrees]

3:42 caught me so off guard

[@iboisdope]

8:15 bro Said flavor 💀

[@JUSTKUNAI]

“AND SOMEONE JUST LEFT A MOUNTAIN LUKE JUST LEFT IT THERE DIDINT EVEN AIM” bro that shit had me cracking a smile gang

[@RuizJan]

4:36 is the pLayb0! CAttii

[@nanaegyimahboahen9241]

6:14 that face got me laughing hard

[@jeffcoolfool]

8:13 LMAO

[@scarabheart9024]

"Flavor of detergent" LMAFAO!!!

[@snorkel7980]

accurate word for word, even about how eventually it made you depressed thinking about it, justice for grocery store workers and especially baggers, because its harder than it looks bro. 😭😭

[@YACHI0000]

6:21 feel this so hard lol

[@SkiaAAAA]

Bro working at Publix and this shit honestly hits different

[@clapped_mazda]

I work Ina grocery store and I've never related to something so heavily, this video is 100% accurate

[@404eesa]

i laughed multiple times during this vid… keep it up homie

[@ICEYDUR]

Lady: "I might need some more of these, can you go get me some more?" Jaw: "Yeah, how much?" Lady: "7" Jaw: "KIll yourself." Idk why that had me dead bro 💀💀💀

[@rekayrovera]

Bruh did i just hear Calebcity's yell of pain at the start? COMEDY GOLD

[@capuiakid]

0:20 Absolute menace 😂😭

[@kr3mth3vamp53]

Menace 2 society

[@Keegan.999]

As someone who works as a cashier I can relate to a lotta what U said

[@evanderpierznik]

I keep forgetting how underrated you are 😂😂😂

[@KanyeSoutheast9347]

7:34 MEIJER MENTIONED🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WHAT IS BRANCHING OUT FROM THE MIDWEST🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AintNograve]

The prodigal son has returned to us 🙏🏾

[@juleslagarrigue199]

INTRO GOES CRAZYYY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Rxanne07]

I used to work at a grocery store and lemme tell you ALL THE COSTUMERS WERE T.R.A.S.H

[@josiahgreen9529]

As a Publix Grocery Clerk I approve of this message

[@jare114]

Yeah everything he said screams Publix to me (I also work at Publix)

[@layton2341]

I can relate. I have the exact same job. it’s been 8 months and i wanna leave so bad