World of Tanks - Emergency Video - Stronk Tenk Edition

I've been a bad Gnome. Due to my misunderstanding some instructions from Wargaming, I've had to take todays' AMX13 57 preview video down until later, so if you managed to see it while it was up, lucky you, two videos today. If not, here's an Emergency Video I threw together at short notice. Stronk video! Many Russian!
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[@feanor311]

As I was watching the Good/Bad/Ugly video yesterday, my wife said "All your tank videos sound sophisticated because the guys talking are English, but I bet they are nerdy dorks like you." I just pulled my Princess Bubblegum T-shirt over my head and kept watching.

[@richman2601]

Lol

[@derpenberg1946]

I wonder if your being sarcastic or not.

[@wavelengthrenegadereef9143]

13:30 "What happens when Russian tank meets Russian tank? Russian tank with biggest gun wins!" I was laughing so hard at that, and I don't know why.

[@MrImperatorRoma]

Jingles you should step in to fill Jeremy Clarkson's role in Top Gear.

[@mrbloodmuffins]

He has the right laugh.

[@core5450]

I would like to hear Mr. Jingles way of saying 'it's a Jag'!

[@SacreDro]

SirKriegslok tiger.

[@RedVelocistar]

Oh God please no. I love Jingles but nobody can replace the trio

[@xbox7]

What happened to top gear

[@4exgold]

cannot beat the heart stopping drama & joy (or utter frustration) of random battles at any tier. Wonderful stuff.

[@bob_the_soviet8347]

jingles laughing can cure diseases

[@mariofan1ish]

Laughter and joy are the two best medicines in the world. :D

[@petesperandio]

10:25 I can just imagine the crewmen of that poor Bishop and the tears stremaing down their faces when they stared death down the barrel of a 152mm derp gun. Huh...poor bastards.

[@ayyboi4298]

just imagine the bodies.....

[@vonKartoffel]

yay i saw the 13 57 - life complete.

[@Phantom089680]

I saw the vid in my subbox and was like: Meh. Gotta go study for school Now i'm like: Goddammit, inwish i studied later

[@killary12]

Phantom089680 yea it was a good vid the tank looks realy fun to drive =)

[@richman2601]

I usualy do homework later like 1-2 hours after I come home so I saw it :D

[@douggosnell1465]

Can those of us that saw the 13-57 get another emergency WoT video when you do release it?

[@jackofthecoke]

Phantom089680 *Sigh* For me, it was I'm at work, I'll watch it during lunch. Few hours later-Where's that vid? What? What happened? "Emergency" vid? What's this? Damn!

[@zzMORREEzz]

Ah yes, when all goes to sh***, you can trust the KV-2 to pull through - every time it fires something goes wrong for someone! :D

[@Vyyyt]

FinnTheHuman yourself not excluded. That gun trolls EVERYONE. :D

[@mee4062]

***** Russian roulette... I have never heard a word that suits the KV-2 better. :D

[@mateokajba4917]

Vytautas LT You think KV-2 top gun is bad try the SU-152(ML-20) and ISU-152(BL-10)

[@Maddog3060]

Why can't I have enemies that dumb when I drive my KV-2? Every time I go alone I get focus-fired first.

[@urduib]

Maddog3060 Problem with KV-2 it allways get penetrated. its a paper tank with a slow gun. But i still like to play it :)

[@Valrokius]

Maddog3060 that's because you dont play on EU

[@Valrokius]

urduib mostly paper but the mantlet is actually very hard to penetrate in tier 6 matches at least

[@pomlady3]

Let your teammates draw fire, then roll out and destroy the biggest tank, they will retreat. I love my Derp, makes the best money outside my premiums all the time. Remember that you don't need to pull out for full armor shot, HE just needs to impact for effect.

[@revolver2750]

urduib on average i wil block around 300 damage per round :p once bounched a is-3

[@r4fken]

Thank you commissar Jingles. I even read title in Russian accent. Thank you for glorious 13 57 video. I will consider the purchase of that tenk.

[@Masra94]

Purchase with what comrade? You put in request at Jingles office and in five years maybe you get 13 57. Unless you're a filthy capitalist.

[@r4fken]

Masra94 Nyeht! How dare accuse me of being filthy capitalist. I will purchase filthy capitalist thin armour tenk for trolling other thin armour capitalist French tenks. I will purchase with my right to Europe. Other currency not suffice.

[@Danox94]

That buttsex talk or phrases like "some puppies need a good kicking" are gonna give you more trouble than wargaming Jingles

[@templar684]

No it wont.

[@blindmikeguard]

You must be new here.

[@Danox94]

Michael Olsen No I'm not. The KZbin comment section is crazy, you can expect anything

[@TehIdiotOne]

If you think what Jingles said is bad/offensive you haven't been much on KZbin mate

[@jackofthecoke]

Way I read it, Dan is just saying he's really not in trouble with WG. Jingles is their best source of advertising as it is.

[@CropiCZE]

I have seen it...Oh,I feel so special.Will you do something like VIP sector for those who have seen it, Jingles ?

[@SteveRood1]

seen it too. we must be special :-)

[@accipiter9434]

Me too! We are spesical:))

[@TheStrategist23]

If you mean extra time in the salt mine? But all means!!

[@Zinras]

Do we get more or less time in the saltmines for seeing something we shouldn't?

[@HAKON975]

We can never have enough salt mine time

[@LiveForPanda]

I love Jingles doing Russian accent XD

[@howdyshrowdy6984]

Stronk tenk! No proplem

[@werewolfofsimi]

This made my day as I am that KV-2 player! Thank you Jingles! A pleasant surprise to my day. I could have played that match better, but what fun would that have been?

[@warhawk9566]

I remember being terrified of the KV when it had the 152mm at rank 5. Then I got a vk3601 and I went KV hunting. It was goddamn glorious.

[@bobalo8705]

This video is nothing short of hilarious! Wait, this video is rushed? What are his normal videos like? No words can describe. Good work Jingles!

[@raul1899]

I love how Jingles enjoys his replays he laughs very deep hahaha.

[@noahrocks1999nw]

So my mom unplugged my headphones from my computer when Jingles started talking about butt sex, it didn't go very well...

[@whitetigerproductions8655]

Hellcat: Waiting for tank Jingles KV-2: I want to shoot the Hellcat Hellcat: OH SHIT IT'S A KV-2

[@deadpan237]

cant wait to see more of the 13 57, i read about it on FTR. hopefully will address the power creep issue with the 13 75.

[@arkaan666]

5:38 I was laughing, then i remembered, I was there in that tier 2 getting shot again and again by this stronk tank

[@JWolfshaim]

I would like to have more youtubers like TMJ,becouse he is being so chilled and calm and he isn't childish like others

[@activehat527]

Jingles, you are a traitor to the TOG! I thought the TOG was most fun you could have with your clothes on.

[@SolyomSzava]

TOG is the most fun you can have with your pants on.

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

stahp fghting

[@MyVanir]

TOG is the most fun you can have in a group with your clothes on. KV-2 is equally fun alone and in a platoon.

[@packr72]

***** So I guess I am the only one that plays World of Tanks without pants.

[@plangelierwot]

packr72 new meaning to surprise butt sex

[@andrewwilkinson8753]

I could listen to you laughing all day long mate. Keep up the great work.

[@alexgutierrez2783]

Hellcats thoughts "AWW shit.."

[@ayyboi4298]

XD YUP

[@hazardty6926]

i remember the carnage of this thing when it was the kv1 that was around when i started playing, fun times when you were on its team

[@MalformedGravy]

Jingles you dirty seal clubber! Lol 😂

[@TheRickRouss]

If I get a jingles kv-2 video everyday from this point on I could die a happy man. Hysterical stuff Mr. Jingles.

[@Motoruven]

The troll is strong in that second video. :)

[@Fryn1000]

I love this laughing. I recalled having a good friend who died two years ago. And he will have the same laugh. Thank you Sir Jingles for this.

[@Itsallgoodtogo]

I feel acomplished for watching the 13-57 video before it got taken down :D So you guys wanna know ? ... Basicaly a 13-75 with a weaker engine + a gun with 143mm of penetration with 8 autoloader shots wich can be emptied in 7 seconds... yep 1 second reload time. Full clip gets reloaded in 15 seconds wiht fully trained crew and some BiA. Thats about it. Oh and no premium matchmaking(how you like them apples). OH and the alpha damage per shot is 90.

[@classifiedad1]

*apples*

[@jonssonnicolas]

lel pretty average tank, but the prem MM seems nice

[@Itsallgoodtogo]

Hans Krebs No premium mm... read again :)

[@jonssonnicolas]

Jerry Man .........;)

[@monochrome_sea]

I'm not complaining, I think this video was funny and made my day that much better, and I know jingles is busy but I just need to point out that he used this replay quite some time ago.

[@mrexists5400]

i love my kv2, the only problem is that it take 94K xp to get the s51, I want my kv2 elite now! :(

[@Nobodyhells_YT]

Jingles, the thing that I enjoy the most from your videos is the legendary commentary!!! Keep up the good work! I've been one of the lucky few (~20k) to have seen your preview on AMX 13 57...

[@smokietreat133]

You sound like jeremy clarkson in this video (Top Gear).

[@dashifter]

Happy Birthday and thank you for making my end of day so enjoyable every day. Don't know what I would watch without you around.

[@ww2fanatic123]

As i said on the AMX video, the frenchies are all welcome but all i want is my Gottdamn Sturmpanzer IV ''Brummbär'' and the Gott of Derp the Sturmtiger! KV-2's think they are fancy with their 152mm Howitzer, How Cute. How about 380mm surprise Buttsecks Rocket! if wargaming would ever get them in the game they would probably be SPG's, but not the scumbag type. SPG's with decent armor that you drive like a TD. at least that i what i hope for.

[@vukpsodorov5446]

that would probably be too OP, or the reload would probably be too long to wait out (about 50 seconds per shot). also the accuracy would be horrendous as well. and the aiming time. also, after it fired, probably anything that has a line of sight on it would spot it. and by line of sight, i mean that it's able to shoot it no matter the distance.

[@user-wy1ps9bj1i]

vuk psodorov You'd probably spot it from another map And I think it was tested, but it was either horrendously OP or UP as it could one shot a Maus

[@vukpsodorov5446]

Will Horsley i've heard things about there being a boss fight, like 1 player in the sturmtiger and 15 players against him, although i am not sure.

[@luketfer]

Yeah the main problem with the Strumtiger is how to balance the gun, it's over twice the size of the current biggest non-arty gun in the game (183mm mounted on the Brit TDs) and they're like 1700hp, so you're looking at least 3000hp damage per shot, a reload that's measured in minutes, not seconds (looking at probably a 1 minute reload) and terrible accuracy plus it doesn't fire a 'shell' it fires a short range unguided rocket meaning it'd have a slow shell travel time. Now the Brummbar might actually make it into the game but the Sturmtiger sadly won't.

[@classifiedad1]

luketfer Sturmtiger is in Severogorsk. Look in some of the buildings peeking out. If put in the game its armor would not be as significant as believed (about as much as a King Tiger), have only 14 rounds of ammunition, have horrible reload time, poor gun traverse, utilize HE, HEAT or AP and have horrible mobility, making it easy to flank. It would also have MG port weakspot. So it would not be that powerful. Its alpha would be massive, and even low damage rolls would be devastating, and the armor would be very good from the front, but would suffer from many weaknesses other casement TDs have; they are vulnerable to flanking of all sorts. A Super Pershing would be able to flank it. They probably would kill the accuracy and lengthen the aim time to balance it too.

[@Bjarkeah]

Also the KV-2 was just called the KV back then. I remember crying so many tears, facing these things in my tier 2- and 3 german light and medium tanks back when I started playing in 2011.

[@lucdekreek6065]

Well, I once had a game......I was driving in my KV-2, HE loaded, enemy Hellcat in front of me.......KV-2 aim.......aim.......aim......shoot! 90 Hp of damage on a Hellcat in a KV-2...........World of Tanks...........why you do this?!?!!?

[@DBenX]

Oh Jingles, your laughter is so much adorable :D

[@grc415]

no more gup outro :(

[@thepodian9348]

:(

[@wrightway65]

:)

[@ricardogunnz2]

thank god

[@grc415]

:'(

[@chargerfryar]

Well I hadn't seen Rita's vid so this was all new to me and I enjoyed it immensely! You do good rush work Jingles.

[@herrSteirer]

#BringBackClarkson

[@greasemonkey6362]

dont worry he'll still get a job down the salt mines ... all will be fine

[@herrSteirer]

xD

[@cliffhanson8774]

Happy belated birthday JINGLES

[@BreadIsGoodHasAlreadyBeenTaken]

"OH A HELLCAT A HELLCAT I WANNA KILL IT" Jingles wtf 😂😂😂😂 I've never seen you so excited to kill a tank before 😂😂

[@32shumble]

When I see a KV2 in my sights my eyes light up - nice big slow target with slow reloading and turret traverse with poor accuracy. Plus they are always confused and half dead because they are being fired at from all directions. I guess they would be more of a threat if I didn't generally drive a fast medium tank. BTW - I've read that the KV2's turret ring would also jam on sloped ground (very top-heavy).

[@markstott6689]

If only it was possible to release a dvd with KV-2 highlights. I'd buy it. There's nothing else that provides so much entertainment. Nope, not even the Doom Turtle.

[@GubernareMens]

'KV-2, the most fun you can have with your clothes on.' lmao

[@Somewherewho]

Jingles. In fear of making you stressed out and in thankfullness of you taking the time to upload another video today,I thought I might aswell not mention this. But since all I want is to be noticed I would like to tell you that the first replay has already been shown on your chanel. Now I will go back in the salt mine.

[@bobmeade7786]

love KV2 vids one of the few things to make me laugh so hard I cry

[@vtmuseum]

I love how you have fun and communicate it!

[@vekst]

2 videos from Jingles in a day, even though one wasn't supposed to go up?! Works for me!

[@accipiter9434]

Jingles laughing makes your day much better

[@meguell2]

I so much enjoy your videos. I look forward to them everyday. It's nice to hear your great wit and humor. That's what makes the videos so great. Others I've seen are just to micro-analyzed and serious. It's just a game. I feel like you're a long time friend. Keep up the great videos. Oh glad you're feeling better. Thanks mate.

[@denster1991]

we always get the horror film sound for the KV-5 ram, now think about the kv2 sliding around the corner with the new physics.

[@deathdisclover999]

Just going to say I was one of the lucky ones. Also, for Jingles' information (and others who might find him in the same situation), you can flag a video as either "private", meaning noone, except you, can view the video, or flag as "unlisted", which means that only someone who has the link to the video can watch it. That last one bears repeating: if someone has the URL for the video, in any form (full address, bit link, browser history, what ever), they can still watch a video that was posted as "public" which then was flagged as "unlisted", which could break an NDA. Fourtantely, Jingles already flagged the AMX 13 57 video as "private" before uploading this one, so that's that. As for this video, I heard Jingles saying "Suprise, it's me!" when he came around the corner in front of the Hellcat.

[@diwarfs828]

"some puppies really need a good kicking" -Jingles 2015

[@viperuscopperus]

AMX 13 57 billy goats gruff was fun i enjoyed that video that so much it had me in tears thank you Jingles going places where no gnome has gone before.............

[@tdotkid95]

i just love Jingle's hearty laugh

[@chris666boss]

Well surely you make me smile everytime i watch your videos. Gotta love British humor. Cheers from Sweden!

[@In4FunToo]

OMG Jingles, you are having way too much fun! Awesome. Have a good one.

[@DamnGirlSheFine]

Hi Jingles, maybe you can star on top gear with James and Hammond :D. They can't even suspend you because you'll force the producers into the salt mines

[@drewnei28]

Jingles I've found myself praying to Stalin just before every shot in my ISU-152, and find my hit ratio actually increasing. I now must thank you for the greatest hack unpatchable in WoT

[@yo388]

Got me a double dose of Jingles today! I must have exceeded my quota for salt!

[@KillerOrca]

"Wait, hold on, sacrifice a dissident to Stalin-YES."

[@yisuanjiFan]

Jingles i have to say, you are the only, rather old guy (compared to me, I am 16), who makes me laughing my ass off. Awesome video! KV2 Strok Tank!

[@ShortThrowShifting]

The SU-85 at tier 5 also used to have the 107mm gun. Was arguably even more overpowered than the KV at the time. The gun handling was excellent. I miss that version of the SU-85.

[@Pangora2]

"Oh a Jingles video, i'll watch that later today" Whoops. ha well, it happens. at least your video a few days from now is already done.

[@SiennaBlossom420]

You are wrong Jingles. The KV-2 is the most fun you can have with your clothes off.

[@Mortac]

Hey Jingles, since you asked for game suggestions a while back, have you ever played Wargame: Red Dragon? You should check it out! I would love to watch you play that while you comment. You could probably record yourself while you play instead of doing a replay voiceover.

[@sadflea4943]

Enjoyed both the vids, thanx naughty Jingles.

[@doa75]

Two Jingles videos in 1 day = win

[@grappo77]

Oh.. Almost 5 years ago i was crying with laughter listnening on jingles epic russian kv2 comments. And watching this made me laugh again. Its just epic! Stronk tenk!

[@GIITW.5OKC]

Jingles did you catch that the name of the Marder 38 t? his name was "Dinner59" and you said "marder did you just see your life flash before your eyes when you became the KV-2's dinner" or something of that sort

[@EU-Ghost-EU]

your the best mr jingles

[@scrubs8110]

Omg good video jingles!! A wild Marder 38t appears hahah

[@staticbob2001]

For an emergency video, that was pretty damn good.

[@IVO750]

I watched this video at leat a 100 times and I still cant get over how hilarious your Russian accent is

[@carlitosskater89]

I was part of the lucky ones to saw that Amx 13 57 video. Yay!

[@jef_3006]

So I thought I would say,"Hey Jingles, you really don't have to give us a video EVERY DAY. If life gets in the way, it'll be ok if you miss a day, we'll all still be here tomorrow." Then I thought about it... Jingles, PLEASE ignore this comment

[@gregnavarro6158]

"Very communist of us, we're sharing the kills" made my day..lol

[@GryphonNA]

I caught the preview before it wad taken down, it was a great video

[@korcskutya00]

Please provide us with more gameplays where you actually enjoy yourself...Your laugther makes me laugh even harder Jingles! :D

[@mateiuzz06]

Watched the amx 13 57 and the good the bad and the ugly yesterday, yay. Job done.

[@kondensat1285]

KV-2 Emergency Video is best Emergency Video possible :D

[@stevecapper9321]

yet another great video keep em coming jingles....

[@BotherRed]

Your haveing way too much fun with this Jiggles

[@Zakerath]

emergency replay: jingles doesn't have any problem with emergency footage, he has 5000 new ones ready to go every month!

[@gloene]

I Love your rushed video's.. Keep up the fun worl Jingles.... Always nice to watch this at the end of a hard day's work,,

[@mpersad]

Excellent Emergency vid Jingles!

[@VoidSixx]

Jingles' laugh is awesome :D

[@UnknownPerson-dr4jn]

Try the Blitz version, you will laugh your socks off too! I got fools coming in front of me in cromwells and M4A3E4s giving me side armour when I am spotted !

[@Firestar-wu3eu]

I remember the first time my KV-2 met a TOG 2, ripped 1,000 HP away in a single shot, 10 seconds later in chat "TOG 2: what the hell was THAT?!?!" "KV-2: one D.E.R.P round, why do you ask?"

[@yarugatyger1603]

ye the old times really nice, bringing up memories.

[@Antal46]

A t28 just ammoracked my panther while i was angled good against him so i did rage out of stronk thunder. Watched this video made me laugh so hard, this just made my day thank you very much!!

[@xxxxCronoxxxx]

my favorite kv2 kill, my friend was aiming at a Cromwell or a comet, and the instant before it fired it damaged the kv2s gun, went way of in the distance and hit a chaffe just as it was coming around the corner of a building

[@Monkeynuts502]

I honestly kind of liked it when the KV was just a single tank with the three tier MM spread, it was kind of like facing a miniboss. I could be looking back through rose tinted glasses though...

[@SGTOldSchool96]

Good, so I'm not going insane. I could have sworn I saw an upload from Jingles and when I went to watch it later it was not to be found!

[@m2hmghb]

You forgot about how HE used to work too

[@Adamantscaledragon]

Lol.... You could almost feel the Maurder 38T Shat himself as the KV-2 came around the corner. He even had premature discharge fire lmao. xD