World of Tanks - Get Foched

[@smmc4u658]

Jingles wanting to 'sink his mineshaft into Sir Foch' seems awfully NSFW for a WoT video

[@gfr9109]

@@smmc4u658 This isn't reddit.

[@coffeeflavouredapples]

*80's porn music intensifies*

[@isitariaranial]

Jingles is just making sure his videos aren't marked as child friendly ;)

[@Nightdare]

Wasn't it Flamu shouting "Jingles, I'm Coming!!"?

[@Metal_Auditor]

@@Nightdare that was Flambass.

[@thomaszinser8714]

That first clip, well that's one way to do counterartillery fire as arty.

[@davethompson3326]

The pussy Bert ought have ended with a ram kill & lived dangerously :-P

[@misterdayne2792]

It's the only true way to counter arty

[@Randallator966]

I was waiting for the enemy FV to hit him last minute

[@jims2267]

yep Bert is "don't worry guys, I got this" as two TDs and a heavy are cowering behind him. Sounds about right.

[@lavrentivs9891]

I was wondering where Bert's teammates were, but then I realised that they were busy fighthing the enemy team's Bert^^

[@popcorngenerator1925]

5:27 to be fair, the car was extremely unlucky in that the 152mm shell didn’t miraculously bounce off the rubber tyre like it normally would.

[@6th_Army]

152mm?

[@generalnat5359]

Jadgpanzer 2, 51-53 tons, going down hill, the E100 was on 37 health, and the Jadgpanzer took 466 dmg, the Jagdpanzer took 12 times the dmg that the E100 did from the ram, I’d say that’s fair

[@EdHunter55]

and yet he took only 0 damage from the leopard even though they are both around 40 tons...

[@Eon2641]

@@EdHunter55 Because the Leopard wasn't moving in his direction and took the hit on its paper-thin side armor...

[@harryjohnson6655]

The E100 only took 37 damage because that's all he had. If he had more, he'd take more. No mystery here.

[@Minedyourfeet]

Aren't you guys forgetting the equipment that reduces ramming damage taken? That could be in play in this instance.

[@Postoficedweller]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZbQlWmlYr6tg9U Watch the end of this replay! 50b rams E-100's ass, takes 600 dmg and causes 0.

[@darkhowling6425]

Oh how we have missed Bert... he even nuked the damned french bias mobile

[@Finwolven]

What do you mean 'the french bias mobile'? There were no Lefefefefeefes in the game! :D

[@Finwolven]

I stand corrected. I thought it was the same tier regular french whatever the hell that is, not the dreaded Superloader LeFeFE

[@eEnzo0]

When you lose a knife fight in a Lefefe against any other artillery, you can uninstall the game. That thing is bloody atrocious on close knife fights, I know because I have it and you can snap shot with it like crazy...

[@bertjesklotepino]

@@eEnzo0 i cant even aim up close with them arties. Still trying to figure out how to get it to aim from another point of view....

[@eEnzo0]

@@bertjesklotepino, with the Lefh you just point and shoot in shotgun mode and you aim 2mm higher. You will hitt 2 out of 3 bullseye

[@EATSxBABIES]

Love these more "character" based videos where you give a soul to a machine. The world needs more Bert and Tog II Jingles, please.

[@ThorneyedWT]

Last time I played WoT was summer 2017 and I still remember that ramming damage also depends on which part of tank is hit.

[@shiron1158]

Jingles, Foch had 37 hp remaining when that 50 ton TD rammed him at about 40kmph. He’d have died even if he was in the Maus. Though the Jagdpanther May have died from the ram too if he was in a Maus. Against an E-100 though, yeah he can take that damage with all the hp he had. And maybe the other E-100 has a spall liner, which lessens HE and ramming damage. As far as I can tell, nothing wrong here.

[@zsivanybunozes]

Not really

[@misterdayne2792]

yeah, only shady ramming there was against that enemy E 100.

[@dkBybee]

Shiron 115 but, what about physics?

[@Gnaaal]

@@misterdayne2792 why is it shady? imagine two blocks colliding, one will practically always get its corners edge towards the side of the other, meaning there will always be different contacts points, and with collision working as with he, you may have different results depending on exactly where they make contact

[@neiruthrakar6126]

I think he hit the E-100's upper plate with his own lower glacis. This might explain the difference

[@simplyabah]

I'm so early I still remember Schrader the Lowe guy and the infamous Tier X incident in Malinovka

[@Benzo7]

UNFAIR PLANE HE KEMP BUSH

[@lexmaximaguy8788]

oh schrader......

[@Dynasty0612]

The memes that guy started

[@massimothetrog7111]

what?

[@simplyabah]

@@massimothetrog7111 The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7, my man

[@sonicfane101]

E100 in need of another buff

[@maximilianoz.5777]

Controlled impact means you have RNGesus blessing when you go yolo. I have done it, specially with light tanks.

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

Maximiliano Z. And if you add super heavy spallliner that will double it.

[@ZioStalin]

8:15 I think that the E 100 coming from below the slope hit Foch's E 100 in the lower plate, with its upper plate. Probably the different thickness determined the difference in damage from the ram. They rammed each other from the front, but didn't collide on the same armor plate.

[@dreadedjay1323]

"Sink a mineshaft into this fella" lmao

[@Content_Deleted]

Ah, a man of culture I see.

[@Fadamor]

That last ram... Sir Foch only had 37 hp remaining. Having a weight advantage doesn't mean you take NO damage. The GP did take much more damage in the ram, but he had the HP to absorb that damage. Sir Foch didn't.

[@Wysch]

E100 was rammed by E100 and lost 2 (two !!!) HP. E100 was rammed by Jgdp2 for 37. Logic.

[@NightWatch707]

@@Wysch Maybe the other guy has that ramming skill or different equipment.

[@descartes2404]

@@Wysch he lose 80 hp in the ram against the other E100. And the Jadgpanther has built up more speed when he does the ram at the end. While weight and armor affect ram damage calculation significantly, speed at the moment of collision also play a large factor.

[@steelrideproductions371]

@@Wysch well... He lost 80 against the enemy E100, and the enemy E100 lost 2... But, what could be a factor is if the enemy E100 was using a superheavy spall liner, as those turn Maus and E100 type tanks into true ramming monsters, able to ram for absurdly high damage rolls, with a minimum amount of damage in return. Same could be said for the JgPz at the end, as if it had a spall liner equiped, then that may have given him the edge needed to finish off Foch, but that's only a guess. Or, he may have just had a lucky damage roll on his final ram. It's anyone's guess really.

[@descartes2404]

@Pipa Obala he is old, we must cut the old fossil some slack. ;-)

[@Bigk671]

Would really like to see Foch's reaction to that ending, anyone know which stream this was?

[@lukyli]

www.twitch.tv/videos/552281722?t=12h58m39s

[@naggarond]

It's about 13:00 (hours) but sadly the sound cuts out just before it's happens 😕

[@Nerezza1]

@@lukyli Too bad it's muted :(

[@lukyli]

@@Nerezza1 Sad!

[@ScottStathis]

@@Nerezza1 Probably, good for SirFoch. Since that is probably why his WOT and Twitch accounts haven't been banned! LOL.

[@Wolfogre]

Enemy Team: "No cap! Kill all!" SirFoch: *Laughs in Latvian* Jagdpanther II: "Hold my beer."

[@RuefulCenturion]

*Hold my Jägermeister.

[@hyfy-tr2jy]

I miss the days of the tiny speedy wagon that was Bert. Even though i didnt play it there was a huge level of satisfaction when you actually shot and killed one when he was zipping about.

[@GTFORDMAN]

with that long intro i thought it was a Claus Kellerman video for a minute! ;-)

[@stolek6908]

7:27 moment when t62 realize that hes fuked

[@tpaktop2_1na]

Ah, This brings back the good times where you could get 10 kills in a match, 9 Confederates, 1 High Caliber, 1 Radley-Walters medal, 2 Kolobanov's medal, 5 Defenders, and 2 Kamikazes with the FV304. Then update 9.0 arrived and ruin it all.

[@davethompson3326]

:-(

[@comradeivan9326]

that doesn't sound like a good thing

[@bravehome4276]

That opening clip brought to mind a quote from "Ghostbusters", that the enemy arty may have been thinking: "Nimble little minx" :)

[@ritcheymt]

Jingles, I'm sitting here just laughing jovially at your choice of music for the "Bert the Avenger" clip even before any kills happen. You, Sir, are the king!

[@PureZOOKS]

That is one of the best FV304 plays of all since the great arty nerf. He cannot stun, he only has one ammo, and his dmg is so low he's lucky to get double figure with a direct hit.

[@andrewinbody4301]

The opening scene reminded me of an episode of Benny Hill with him patting the little bald guy on the head and chasing the pretty girls around.

[@jacobbundy5256]

I will never forget the time I was on the mines map in my tiger one on the south cap.....and I see Bert chasing down an AMX ELC gun blazing at it on the move. Right passed me.

[@TheFuzzywhumpus]

thank you for the artillery slap fight to warm me up i needed something to make me smile :) good job you !~

[@dalebates9937]

I knew when the sax started blasting, that we were in for a good time!

[@pieterb9800]

20% of the comments about the actual replay. 80% of the comments about BERT.

[@cleanerben9636]

I can here Foch's vein-popping, screeching rage throughout time and space.

[@indignantbeaver5311]

😂That intro alone was worth the upvote!

[@salimufari]

That intro had me in stitches.

[@andrewlee-do3rf]

0:50 The most interesting tank in the world *KV2:* "I don't always play arty. But, when I do, I prefer Bert the Avenger" "Always kemp boosh my friends. Always kemp boosh"

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

Unfair plane!

[@JoeWalker98]

*Sees bert the avenger* Odd, must be an old ep. *sees date in description* Hes back!!!!

[@h3llrayzor59]

A friend of mine once asked me... "Why do you watch videos about imaginary tanks on YT?" I simply replied... "Watch one yourself & find out" He did... and has been watching them ever since laughing as hard as I do! Thanks for making these little gems Sir Mighty Jingles! 👍👏😂

[@vipertwenty249]

Loved the intro!

[@NYC-Gardener]

YESS!!!! It has been FAR too long since we have seen Bert showing us his glory!

[@PR0per6RAMmar]

It's good to see Bert is still getting it.

[@93-b]

Bert the Avenger doing Bert the Avenger things never gets old! And I’m glad he got that damn annoying Lefefefefuhfuhfuh or whatever you’d like to call it too!

[@matthewgilmore8046]

Okay the video deserves a like simply for the Bert the avenger footage

[@kitandrewa8866]

Its nice to see Bert The Avenger, such a shame I can't find the original Bert The Avenger jingles video.

[@jjgerber5885]

As far as my knowledge stretches, Ramming works as an explosion at the point of impact, and damages both tanks involved in the ram as a result. The amount of damage created is based on the following: 0.5 * combinedWeight * relativeSpeed^2 Basically, both tanks’ weight put together, multiplied by how fast they were smashing into each other. Once the damage has been calculated, the damage distribution is affected by the following formula: individual Weight/combined Weight of both tanks The actual damage calculation then follows the same formula used for HE round.

[@an-dh9zx]

Jingles, of all people you should know that in addition to weight, speed and armor also play a big role in ramming. That Leo, though 40 tonnes, had no armor, so was crushed like a chicken egg. Jagpanther has armor, had speed and weight. It too took a huge hit, but had hit points t take it. E100 didn't. Everything made perfect sense. Jingles? *Hears gun click* *ducks for cover!*

[@lordroo8484]

Best part of the video is the description. Jingles wants to sink something into him... xD

[@fmvgomes]

5:25 I came here for that laugh and you didn't disapoint. Well done, you didn't lost ur tough. :D

[@chef1788]

8:23 that other E100 probably had the perk for ramming.

[@Pincer88]

Aaah... I ,missed Bert. Good to see he's doing well.

[@_Daniel_Plainview]

its a shadow what it used to be

[@CommanderManMan]

That was a great scene with the Arty

[@toveychurchill6468]

At least their team still have three tanks * dies * Well,at least he still have a teammate * dies * “ *silence is gold* -WoW“ springs into my mind

[@keeblerorc]

Oh Bert....Cant let you go anywhere without adult supervision...………….

[@Bullet4MyEnemy]

That music for the opening couldn’t have fit any better if it’d been written especially for it 😅😂

[@r.slaurent437]

Okay, that EBR 75 FL10 kill nearly made me choke to death laughing, must remember never to watch a Jingles video while having breakfast

[@RocketmanXO]

This was the tipping point. GG Foch. Wherever you are.

[@MisdemeanorThoughts]

Best. Starting. Ever. I think the music did. Oh. The gameplay? That was ok too, lol!

[@FazekasPK]

"If i could sink a mineshaft into this fella..." Man that was deep.

[@playwme3]

Pooles- Denied Kolabanov’s -Denied. Good thing Foch is known as the most calm and levelheaded streamer in WOT. There may have been some words spoken otherwise.

[@tdlcal4042]

*Opens video* *Hears music* Typical. This gonna be good.

[@Bourinos02]

Little did Jingles know that his title was actually a great pun in French where "foched" looked very similar to fauché which is exactly what SirFoch did in this video to all but one enemy player.

[@emmanuelc7472]

Thank you for having colorblind colors on !

[@Lintary]

Bert never grows old and certainly will never grow up :D

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

PS Jingles. Back when I still had the auflkpanther, I ram killed an E 100 on about 87 hp on himmelsdorf, and the aufklpanther weighed about 42 tons.

[@bud56190]

Foch's e100 looks like a land battleship. Big and slow. Has the big main gun, two machine guns as its secondaries, and AA protection lol

[@ScottStathis]

SirFoch reaction to the ending? Ok, first think of the worst cursing you have ever heard in your life multiply by a factor of 100 and you still won't even get close to what his reaction probably was.

[@JimWarp93]

I should have seen the end coming when an arty intro is played before a game of Foch ...

[@FiestaGaomon]

My asscheeks were clenched. I knew Bert could do it, but what if he couldn't!?

[@misterdayne2792]

6:42 Funny that you'd think angling in a 121 would do any difference. Unlike the 430U and to some degree the E 50 M, the actual front of the 121 is the weakpoint.

[@syahareensharani6869]

The JagdPanther 2 has 100 armor and if he goes down hill it will do some serious damage and he also has the health to survive even a super heavy tank like the E 100 couldn't survive the ram

[@sitordan]

What a spectacular game. Nicely done!

[@americangi5701]

Its about time we saw another appearance of BERT THE AVENGER!!!!!!!!!!

[@CalPhotoGuy]

Ramming damage is calculated based on weight, speed, and also armor thickness. Smaller vehicles can impact the lower plate of the e100 for lightly better damage.

[@the_nephandi4551]

Oh god, SirFoch must have been sooooooo salty about that final ram, would have liked to be there xD

[@vrejvrejio1435]

Arta intro is always de best.

[@1slotmech]

Um... Jingles... when SirFoch gets rammed by the JP2, he only has 37hp left; the JP2 hit him for 508 just before the ram. Jingles, don't ever change. :)

[@henryrodgers7386]

He would have killed all of them in seven and a half minutes if his Roof Dakka hadn't been on the fritz. ..Or is that "If Fritz had been on the Roof Dakka"? I dunno. Good Game from Foch and our VERY lucky friend in the Jadgpanther. He basically head-butted a steamroller. And it WORKED.

[@xYarbx]

8:05 you forgot that spall liner reduces dmg you take from ram and increases dmg that you do

[@TndX]

I'm convinced that, on a cold night with a beutiful moon, an FV304 meet the cutest KV2 on the face of the earth, and nine months later, the S-51 was born.

[@hipzipper1]

Awesome morning. Sir Foch and Bert. Lovely!

[@Flash4ML]

That first minute is what arty should be all the time

[@burnstick1380]

The increased ram damage is because foch was driving the faster tank and well if it makes sense in a real world physical example idk but that's what happened ingame (or maybe the angles where the point even though the look very similar)

[@radioactive9861]

Ramming Damage Mechanics = Reasons...... 'Get with the program', Jingles.

[@jp18449]

I don't know the actual calculations involved with ramming, but I know it involves weight, speed, armour thickness on ram area, direction of ram and where the rammer and rammee impacted.

[@roeldevries5411]

Oh man. Lovely intro :D

[@Sovarium]

"He has 2 other teammates" (*DEAD*) "Well, at least he had one--" (*DEAD*) Peak World of Tanks comedy. I've lost count how many times I've thought the same thing and RNG just go. "uhh. NO."

[@bryallensmith5965]

Ramming damage is calculated by comrade in the spreadsheet room throwing overheated Kalishnikov at stacks of vodka soaked player feedback forms, and weighing the ashes after a stack catches fire.

[@TempestasAurum]

Kinectic Energy = 0.5 * m * v^2. Velocity of the vehicle is much more important than the mass Jingles.

[@rorygunn6281]

NGL, that intro fucking killed me😂

[@bremnersghost948]

After that, Foch will be deeper down in the Salt than Woodsmith Mine

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

The other E-100 probably had the super heavy spall liner.

[@madogthefirst]

That shot he had on the JagPanther II and did not take because the E50 flinched could have been the game winning shot.

[@Iron_Road]

5:36 Justice is a dish best served cold.

[@BodyGuardOfLies1]

Jingles wants to sink a shaft into Sir Foch it's official.

[@ragzaugustus]

If the E-100 had ever moved beyond vague drawings, I bet that stupid AA mount on the back of the turret would be removed within a matter of days, either by the crew or by a fucking shot obliterating it.

[@thezestylime0989]

That poor borsig driver. He knew what they had to do to win, but his team left him out to dry. I mean they won in the end, but I still feel bad for him.

[@dogcalledholden]

I literally just got the notification, and 121 people have already beaten me to it. Hats off to you Jingles, you're quite popular it seems!

[@tsd_ju7084]

Oh Bert.... How I've missed you!!!! ^^

[@BenTheTiger131]

That EBR 75 FL 10 was in wrong place at the wrong XD 5:26

[@exharkhun5605]

Bert has become an old man.

[@h545-k9m]

"Counter-Battery Fire"

[@JoebiniRoblete]

A combination of a downhill ram and extra health could be the reason, the TD did receive 450+ damage due to the ram

[@MrAstrojensen]

Hat's off and thumbs up to the Rhm-Borsig and the Jagdpanther 2 for seeing what needed to be done, when no one else did and the balls to actually do it in tanks two tiers lower.

[@DDayJayke]

Looks like the enemy E-100 has the skill that reduces damage from ramming. Quite efficient. Also the JagdPanther II is quite heavy and had plenty of health to spare for that ram compared to Foch, also speed the faster you are, the more damage the ram does as long as you have the health and the weight to even damage your target.