World of Warships - Slowy McSlowface

In which I_Came_On_Your_Broadside takes the slowest ship in the world (not actually the slowest ship in the world) and makes the destroyers look like rank amateurs.
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[@David-ew5sx]

''... Moskva just became submarine Moskva'' Hey, I've seen this one I've seen this one! It's a classic!!

[@JGenM]

Art always imitates life

[@QemeH]

What do you mean? It's brand new!

[@AdvocatusDiaboliFin]

Honored tradition in the Russian navy.

[@FinnishDragon]

There is a Deja vu -feeling in that saying indeed.

[@MegaShadow91]

​@@QemeHyou are absolutely right. Brand new coral reef.

[@TheKobiDror]

Imagine taking 3/3 caps in a Vermont. That in and of itself is hilarious.

[@AdamSmith-kq6ys]

Fun fact: Senator Tillman was actually annoyed at how much money the USN of the time was spending on incremental classes and wanted to short-circuit the entire process and jump straight to the end.

[@ArianoPaluda]

So if he had been alive today and was playing WoWs, he would be a whale

[@breadbug6101]

@@ArianoPaluda he'd probably whale his way to getting Puerto Rico both times when it was available

[@jaredthehawk3870]

Drach has an excellent overview vid on the Tillman designs.

[@AdamSmith-kq6ys]

@@jaredthehawk3870 Good to know, I've seen quite a few of Drach's videos, but I think I must have missed that one!

[@LokiOdinson-fz8ps]

Tillman was a racist pig. Deserving of no respect.

[@grumpydude1598]

“There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today.”

[@Wolfeson28]

"Turn two points to *any direction that isn't giving broadside."*

[@Bans94]

The pre-mature "GG" is the icing on the cake hahaha

[@davidsmith8997]

Yup! And I'm simple enough to still be laughing over Slowy McSlowface. Totally calling some of my mates that next time they're late.

[@KorbinX]

I generally throw a GG when I leave a game, so that might be a factor ^-^

[@PaulFurber]

Even Akazuki could appreciate that twist in the tale.

[@paulvamos7319]

😻

[@ynotnilknarf39]

digitally inserted cat noise from previous recording of said cat

[@macdjord]

AKSHULY JINGLES the enemy team could have just run for it an won on points; they'd have hit 1000 before Came's team caught up even at 2:1 points lead, *and* they'd have done it before Came entered Bravo if he hadn't had a chance to kill anything. ... wait, what are you doing with that shotgun?

[@Cobra-King3]

**Mossberg 500 clack sounds** Its nothing personal, just business

[@tobiasreinhold7642]

Was looking to the comments to see whether someone else had mentioned it. This basically explains why so many people fail to run away in battles. They can't calculate that a 2:1 capcircle advantage is not enough if the enemy needs "X" amount of points to win and you need more than "two times X".

[@louisapenzhorn4162]

seriously a shotgun that's amateur hour for someone like this it says currently in the combat information center of an ssbn that's enough fire power joke over oh and the tried in nuclear missile about to fall on your head isn't that actual nuclear methyl

[@atigerclaw]

@@louisapenzhorn4162 *Second Mossberg pump sound.*

[@Emeralds60601]

I will add further: the enemy team, in the moment, could've easily calculated they'd win off points, but couldn't judge if slowy mcslowface would've made it to the cap on time, so blindly running away isn't a complete guarantee. It would, therefore, be wise to have the stealthy and speedy Somers start contesting and flipping a cap circle, say, oh I don't know, C for example, to prevent that being a possibility. Then the St. Vincent could've just cut it and run. But guess what the St. Vincent didn't do. So in conclusion, this ackshuly IS a game of throws episode! Just one that's in disguise

[@jericgo4431]

That was a barrel of laughs. Even the enemy team gave where credit was due to I CAME ON YOUR BROADSIDE with that clutch kill on the St.Vincent.

[@ELCADAROSA]

12 barrels of laughs, actually. Though there were only five penetrations on the St. Vincent ...

[@DezrathNLR]

The guns blue balling him the first half of the game made that that shot soooo much better.

[@jacobsekela8691]

That Somers must've been raging at the St. Vincent at the end there - he played a good game. Definitely one of the more hilarious endings I've seen in a long while!

[@jabaited]

Puerto Rico with her none existing citadel be like :

[@jaywerner8415]

Oh it has 1. It's just stupidly well protected. I recall people saying it's got a THICK citadel roof and as is tradition, it's buried in the bottom of the ship.

[@kearki]

Puerto Rico : "Hehehehe, I'm a french BB, now !"

[@BPKPhoenix]

Part of why its gotten the nickname of "Pay To Rico" though I don't know who Rico is and he ain't gettin my money!

[@johnojeda3900]

It's a 100 mm of armor at the bottom of the deck, plus 27 mm of armor on the roof of the citadel, so it's almost impossible to citadel the Puerto Rico with plunging fier, you have to pen it at directly at the water line. Yuro has a review of the ship.

[@Arthion]

At least it eats crap if it gets hit whilst trying to use all 4 turrets. Firing angles aren't brilliant and it still eats loads of AP pen dmg even if it can magically avoid getting spanked in the citadel.

[@hammer1349]

Broadside i think previously featured in the clan battle that had only 2 clan members and 4 mercenaries. Slowy McSlowface successfully completed a lap of the map

[@LuvLikeTruck]

I feel like I've seen Alimony payment as well as a division mate before. Maybe even with Broadside

[@hammer1349]

@LuvLikeTruck probably in the same battle referenced above

[@DisposableHeroDayZ]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that a Vermont was 3 seconds from getting 3 caps in one game.

[@issacfoster1113]

"Its like the Battle of Jutland all over again" man British BCs really became laughing stocks irl.

[@PhilipKerry]

I'm envious of players who can remember all of the stats of ships / tanks in a game , I can't even remember the stats of the ship or tank I'm currently playing and have to constantly check during the game to remind myself . I went to school with the same people for eight years and I struggle to remember their names , having a good memory is a gift .

[@mitchm4992]

I downloaded a mod that labels ships that have radar and hydro so I can shortcut my own poor memory, lol

[@enjoyingend1939]

If i remember correctly, now when you tab to look at the players if you hover over a ship it will show you the stats (i think stock without skills don't quote me on this one) and consumables. Makes it a lot easier to remember what ships get what :)

[@michaelray3865]

Akshuly jingles - Benjamin “Pitchfork” Tillman was a senator in the world war 1 timeframe who got annoyed at the incremental creep of sixe and guns and etc. leading to more expensive ships coming from the Navy, so he said to the Navy Boards, “give me the maximum ship you can”! And boy howdy, did they! Drach has a great post on it.

[@IDiveI11]

@@mitchm4992 it's implemented in the vanilla game now, just hover Your mouse above the ship on the team list

[@broccanmacronain457]

Same here

[@DeadBaron]

16:00 hey look at that, he lived up to his username

[@NurkePL]

I love your grey floofy cat putting her comments in in the background

[@jaredthehawk3870]

Now imagine the actual end product design of the Tillman designs in the game, an 80,000 ton behemoth with 15x18in guns, and a 16in belt charging around at 25kts. Definitely supership tier.

[@i4y]

Aki shouting in the background: "you're having fun without me?!?"

[@russward2612]

Howdy yourself. Our Vermont player was the slow steady turtle that won the race. All they really did was steam in a big circle, shooting when the opportunity presented itself, hitting occasionally. Akizuki had a lot to say near the end. She wanted a walk, scritches and treats, in that order. At least that's what I heard. Hjusie probably just wants a nap. She'll take scritches and treats too, while you're at it. Give Rita my best and have an excellent evening. 👑🐈😿🕊️🌈🌉😫😭 🐈🐈‍⬛👑✌️🖖

[@CommodoreRayne.IMP.C-1824]

Some good old fashioned fattleship action. Great way to start a Friday :)

[@rogerbogh3884]

Somers, while watching St. Vincent misting away: "There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today."🤣

[@windfire5380]

Good clutch win there. The Vermont is indeed slow, but the captain chose to hang back for first 5 minutes and watch his team mates die while his hardy 102k health sits unscratched.

[@daHarry-ec4ce]

st. vincent has the battleship icon, therefore, it's a battleship. average WOWs gamer logic :D

[@jg1093]

That ending shot was worth the entire video and all the overpens lol

[@sccrdude22]

It’s funny how they say the US slow BBs are based on the Tillman designs, but the slowest Tillman was 25 knots. Tillman 1: 70,000 tons, 26.5 knots, 4x3 16 in guns, 18 in belt Tillman 2: 70,000 tons, 26.5 knots, 4x6 (!!!!) 16 in guns, 13 in belt Tillman 3 (what I think is a precursor to fast battleships): 63,500 tons, 30 knots, 4x3 16 in guns, 13 in belt Tillman 4: 80,000 tons, 25.2 knots, 4x6 (outrageous) 16 in guns, 19 belt Tillman 4-1: 80,000 tons, 25.2 knots, 5x2 and 1x3 18 in guns, 16 in belt Tillman 4-2: 80,000 tons, 25.2 knots, 5x3 18 in guns, 16 in belt

[@micro__PP]

Jingles is such a good comentator he could make paint drying competition interesting

[@MarkiusFox]

The _Vermont_ is so slow, it's outpaced by molasses.

[@Mantheon]

Senator Tillman was pissed as US Navy asked for Battleship that were always more expensive than the last until he basically said : Build me the biggest battleship ever and just get done with it. Design ranged from 4 sextuple 16in guns to 18in armed 100 000 tons behemoth

[@lunsmann]

I would suggest Moskva got bitch slapped by the St Vincent - there's a clear line of sight to where the Vinnie was at the time. Also, being clan battles - radar gets used regardless of ones ability to shoot at what gets found. The boys (and girls) are using voice comms.

[@mikehodges6598]

One third of ICOYB's damage total was that single broadside on the St. Vincent. I'd say he lived up to his name!..

[@TheJuan72]

Even Akatsuki was saying : "you Saint Vincent idiot !: 🤣

[@Hellfire918]

This reminds me of the slow Doom Turtle Video where a T95 crossed the Middle of Lakeville never being spotted & caps the enemy base for victory.....which also oddly enough was a video on this channel

[@rbeaconsfield-long9030]

Tortoise outsmarted the hare in that battle

[@CoralPolyps]

Woah I swear i played with that clan like... a DECADE ago! wild to see them lmao

[@evanlawrence7289]

Vermont is my favorite ship in the game. Don't mind the slow speed or reload. I noticed that this guy was running reload equipment where I use the range equipment. With that Vermont has just a little over 28km range without spotter is awesome to delete carriers at the beginning of the match.

[@Dunn1219]

I love this ship, but at the same time nothing is more frustrating then sending 12 Volkswagon Beetles down range only to score overpens or mild penetration hits to the tune of 5000...and wait 40 more seconds to send more disappointment down range.

[@johnojeda3900]

Yep he's back at it again in the Vermont, I came on your broadside was featured almost a year ago using the same ship es the famous guy who said Chomp in the battle chat

[@richl4112]

Hate this game with a passion yet when jingles pops a video up i click!

[@StarkRaven59]

I maintain, as a former WoT player, that the best way to enjoy a Wargaming game is through replays. Curated for fun, and you don't have to experience any of the bullshit yourself.

[@jimwolaver9375]

Here's the Battle Destroyer Vermont (BD1) (hey, it's WoW where making stuff up the order of the day, I'm just doing my part!) screaming around the map at a blistering 22 knots, flipping cap circles left right and center, swamping lesser craft by flooding them with its massive wake while obliterating enemy warships with guns the size of small county. Only Senator Tillman could concoct such a beast.

[@AspieStingrayLover]

Having just got out of the hospital from a seizure, seeing a Mighty Jingle's KZbin video was a perfect "Welcome home" surprise. Thanks!

[@chriskennedy2055]

That was a game of throws...at the point the Vermont was moving to CAP ZONE B at 13:39 the red team is going to get to 1000 pts before I CAME's team will :)

[@Toeken42]

One of the Best videos I have ever seen. Jingles my man, CAME_ON_YOUR_BROADSIDE, both of you, thank you.

[@masterskilhollow]

"Actually, Jingles", Tillman was making his push for maximum battleships pre-1920 as the nasty old git died in 1918. If I recall correctly, the concept itself was fully put paid by the first Washington naval treaty a few years later, not that the Navy ever wanted the damn things in the first place lol

[@Eegoor1976]

😂 Title is on point!!! I needed that lol. Thanks Overlord Jingles 👍🏻

[@thomasgarrison3949]

Thanks for the game replay. A great way to wake up to here in the Mid-West USA.

[@frankjandris6972]

It just blew up, huge jet of flame and poof it was gone... now my great great great grandpop is screaming about his bloody ships again.

[@philb4205]

Jingles said 'I did not see that coming'. I see what he did there...

[@radioactive9861]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JINGLES!!!! I only say that because I know YOU and I share a birthday month...and I believe we are about two weeks difference in our age...

[@michaeljacob9381]

Great video, thanks!

[@lexwaldez]

ending was totally worth it - great job as usual

[@MrLBPug]

I think I_Came_On_Your_Broadside was featured as a team mate in a relatively recent video and you did mention his name.

[@zildiun2327]

I really like the captain that Broadside has on this ship - not annoying at all, and actually a really nice voice to listen to.

[@broccanmacronain457]

That was an incredible game, LOVED IT! Thank you I_Came_On_Your_Broadside!

[@meatloaf5772]

When the enemy team is about to win, your back is to the wall and there's nowhere to run you can still always hope that the enemy team will do something stupid.

[@wesfoto_vegas]

Actually Jingles, in CB, if the team is on comms, it's not unusual for radar to be used by ships that can't shoot the target if a teammate asks for radar.

[@Theo-ev6yu]

Just waiting for the day when Tillman IV-2 becomes the supership for this branch of the USN BB line. It will be glorious to sail around blasting broadsides with fifteen 18" guns.

[@PsychoHam]

even your non game of throws videos are game of throws material now xD i love it

[@Pincer88]

Wow, great way to kick the weekend off!

[@arizona_anime_fan]

Vermont. nothing is more fun then sinking the enemy CV 4 minutes into the battle with a well placed Vermont volly from 27km away. man seeing that stv sitting broadside 10km away from a vermont was pretty funny, not sure what he was thinking.

[@ScottKenny1978]

I'm not sure he was thinking at all...

[@swordmonkey6635]

Beatty being notified of RN battlecruisers exploding at Jutland: "Something is wrong with our bloody ships today." lol

[@RobertHansen-no5me]

Thanks!

[@JustNAussieGamer]

G'Day The Mighty Jingles Thanks for the video and to all the players asking for the captain it's the Statue of Liberty

[@jasonmcleod8914]

I have a soft spot for these lumbering giants ❤. Not flashy or sporty, just massive hunks of old school metal with big guns. 🤘🏻

[@emberfist8347]

Actually Jingles the US Navy called them Standard type battleships. Also the reason we kept these battleships through to WWII was that interwar treaties meant we couldn’t really make new designs. So we just upgraded what we had. The North Carolina-class were built to comply with treaty restrictions and first drafted in 1935 before the war. So the US Navy wasn’t lagging behind as that was what other nations were doing too.

[@gmansplit]

13:52 Actually Jingles, the enemy team would not have lost on points in this situation. It's a very simple calculation, because Mr Broadside's team has 2x the number of cap circles but needs more than 2x the number of points that the enemy team needs to reach 1000. The enemy team is at ~900, so needs 100 more points, while Broadside's team has ~775, so needs 225 more points.

[@nab4742]

Actually Jingles, this update (or the last one) added the ability to see the allies's stats and choice of consumables and also enemies's best possible values for the main stats and also all the possible consumables they can pick. You can also see the stats for those consumables. Said best stats do not include temporary buffs such as Halsey's reload buff or, for example, the -10% main battery reload time when Fearless Brawler is active (DD skill)

[@RadoGG]

*_Actually_** Jingles* this replay can be ranked on par with all the *Game of Throws* videos we've seen so far on this channel. Thanks and o7

[@aco319sig3]

BLAMMO!!! I was seriously thinking this was a game of throws again...

[@KishansClasses]

That St Vincent threw the game hard!

[@HarutoArata]

Nice one.

[@suryia6706]

Brown pants moment for the St. Vincent. Great vid

[@mrexists5400]

Only one decent broadside punishment, but it was the most crucial shot of the match

[@jeromethiel4323]

"Actually Jingles..." The Vermont only capped twice. Never finished the last cap. Just sayin... ^-^ Man, i've wanted to "Actually Jingles" for a while now. This is the first time i've actually gotten to do it. I feel positively giddy.

[@NigelDeForrest-Pearce-cv6ek]

Brilliant Battle!!!!

[@Peterax788]

St. Vincent: ah shit I am not a battleship am I? *Battle of Jutland repeat*

[@blaymeister]

Oooh. We're getting Vermont in Legends on Monday. Slow coach boating incoming 🤣

[@RedXlV]

Jingles hasn't been acknowledging Akizuki's commentary in recent videos.

[@scrubsrc4084]

Capping all 3 points is like an at2 capping in wot

[@jackaubrey8614]

Tha St. Vincent.....ouch! What the hell was he thinking....?

[@malone_the_gamer]

i thought the cap circle gave an alarm all the sudden i rewatched and it was a cat in your background lol

[@tamassoos1414]

Actually Jingles, everyone should be able to tell if a ship might be a radar threat. When the battle starts you can hover over the ships and it shows their loadout options

[@matthewschauenburg]

Good one.

[@JessWLStuart]

Senator Tillman wanted to know if there was an ultimate battleship the Navy could design that wouldn't be superseded by any foreign design. The Navy obliged with designs, but never wanted the battleships built. Oddly, the Tillman designs were all designed as fast battleships (25 to 30 knots). Wikipedia has a great entry about Tillman Battleships under the title Maximum Battleship.

[@hiddentruth1982]

The saying up shit creek has its roots in a saying from 1700's England. Back when most sailors were conscripted England built a naval hospital that was up the creek from the harbor. When people went to the hospital from the ship it was called going up the creek. It meant you were in bad health. It then evolved from there.

[@junkmail6261]

Hi there Jingles. Irrelevant to the video I'd like to recommend Helldivers 2, i truly believe you will enjoy it. It is a mesh of Warhammer 40k and Starship troopers. Have a great day.

[@charless2450]

Huh, when you put one of his videos on x2 playback speed, Jingles actually does sound like a gnome! 😂

[@Grubnar]

Wow! Just ... Wow!

[@michaelbourgeault9409]

Reminds me of the time when Inspector Crabbe made an arrest after a foot pursuit :)

[@RichardK.Maxwell]

It is hard to appreciate how slow the Vermont is, until you watch the player enter Cap C at FULL SPEED, cap the point, never slowed down, and still had 1 or 2 ship lengths to go before exiting the cap. Pretty much any other Tier X ship would have needed to 'slam on the brakes' to keep from exit the cap, before capping it.

[@mathiaspoppe5304]

Which captain is Broadside running on his Vermont? The voice sounds interesting, I think I've never heard it before.

[@balli7836]

You could say, he came on the St. Vincent's broadside.

[@vregile]

He was not wrong, he did indeed come on their broadside...

[@AverageFornaxEnjoyer]

My PR would have almost def been dev struck far earlier in that match by a Vermont; dude was a melon.

[@SyntheticParanoia]

17:07 ... on your broadside 😂

[@StarkRaven59]

Guy lived up to his name against the St. Vincent.

[@redfro4992]

Captain lived up to his name, yeeted all over that broadside

[@jeroenvandenhark1480]

That has to go down as a monster throw by the Vinnie. [William Hurt voice] How do you f@ck that up?

[@codytucker3770]

I really enjoy playing this game, i've been grinding the US battleship tier. Right now i got 2 tier 5 the New Mexico. The only thing that I complain about is the camera views, they all suck to me. I can't wait 2 be able 2 play the Vermont & Iowa class battleships, I really hope that they will add US Wisconsin!! I'm a little bias with US Wisconsin (my family is from Wisconsin that's why).

[@desertpunk6705]

Nice reference in the title.