WORLD RECORD I Expect You to Die 2 Speedrun (story% AND all missions)

story% and all missions WR
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story%:
starts at 0:11 / ends at 11:30
11:19 with loads
10:41 w/o loads
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all missions:
starts at 2:14 / ends at 12:13
9:58 with loads
9:27 w/o loads

[@micklivi92]

The frantic clicking and eating while waiting for dialog made me chuckle

[@schnapq]

that clicking and spamming of buttons actually skips dialogue most of the time! That’s what makes this run so fast

[@averagecanadian1510]

@@schnapq I’ve been trying speedruns and the dialogue make it’s hard thanks for the tip

[@samuels1123]

Fail conditions and a few other events override dialogue in favor of scene progression, like messing up the theater.

[@rokechikan4481]

The Fabricator: "Alright, let's start the show! I hope for your sakes, nobody fucks up." Agent Phoenix: Immediately brings up the curtains, spams every button and switch The Fabricator: "U-Uhhhhhh we're moving up the time table, bring down The Mask!" Agent Phoenix: Immediately destroys the mask The Fabricator: WHAT THE F-

[@logangoodwin451]

and then agent phoenix went to the final level and distoryed your nuke plan in a couple of seconds

[@Crewcam126]

Agent Phoenix is the new Chuck Norris

[@thatmadengineer_5552]

“Wait wait wait wait agent! Let’s not be too hasty!” **BEING TOO HASTY INTENSIFIES**

[@SeaguIISoup]

this is genuinely the funniest speedrun i’ve ever seen

[@dynoscord1443]

the "i'm tossing down a flashlight" moment in the 3rd mission gives the same vibes as being in a paired-up project where the other guy has everything planned out already and you still want to be of some use so you just bring water bottles to them

[@olliemunday6196]

bro i dont even speedrun and it still happens im too fast

[@Rhymer_the_clown]

So damn specific

[@EXPSanity]

Honestly, one of my favorite headcannon's is that the Agent does everything in one run, implying if someone did a 100% run, they would be speed running, achievement getting, and completing the mission all at the same time.

[@jamiethompson6084]

It’s impossible

[@EXPSanity]

@@jamiethompson6084 I mean obviously, but if the man can survive an explosion from a death machine caused by a nuclear malfunction in space, then I think its atleast plausible

[@jamiethompson6084]

@@EXPSanity e good point

[@random_show_normal3766]

Well in the eaves drop level there are 2 souvenirs for killing the guard with a bottle and a bear but you can’t do both at the same time so that’s kinda sad

[@EXPSanity]

@@random_show_normal3766 The Agent will always find a way. By that, I mean that he will stab that poor poor man with an arrow with the help of a bear and then poison him with champagne, leaving the man's last moments in despair, agony, and utter confusion.

[@Deadpool-ri3rq]

IEYTD 3: Prism: I'm going to prove I can make a better agent than humans can be! The Agency, pulling up security cam footage of this Phoenix:

[@dysfunktionalfg9537]

Prism: …… We don’t talk about that agent

[@fletsy7259]

Dude, the "speedrunned" ending is much better than the normal one. In the normal Zor just waits till you disarm the nukes, and in the "speedrunned" one Zor talks to JJ, not to the agent, with epic music, and then you both die at the same time

[@averagecanadian1510]

It’s amazing

[@thecrimeskeleton4848]

i love the response to seeing the quest 2's battery is low

[@NoNameAtAll2]

when does it pop up?

[@Aaaaaaaaaaaaa989]

1:56

[@user-et7eq5kv1k]

JJ: "That was a lot faster than I hoped for" Me: "Me too, pal"

[@supercooper2712]

Man really had to flex the world record on us by doing the tutorial when he didn’t have to

[@sourdough4645]

Congrats on the World Record I didn't even know someone could do it this fast

[@popcat7917]

Mask: litterally explodes Meanwhile The audience: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@nadrewod999]

The difference in play style changes how the world would realistically view Agent Phoenix. For example, on the playthrough of the channel "STFU And Play", Agent Phoenix is a clumsy alcoholic who often ends up in deadly situations because he's busy messing around, but he always gets the job done in the end. In this playthrough, Agent Phoenix has drank so much coffee that he can see the future, leaving him with an impatient twitch as he's always waiting for the next moment he can speed everything along faster.

[@nadrewod999]

Also, literally disabling the final bomb before Wil Wheaton even dies...

[@Dvlnn]

@@nadrewod999 Who is Wil Wheaton?

[@Sandrewisback]

@@Dvlnnthe va for John juniper

[@Dvlnn]

@@Sandrewisback Thank you very much

[@mrnifnif535]

The ending part where you have to defuse the bomb got me 💀

[@nikpan9744]

1:56 „Your Quest 2‘s battery is low“. That’s probably why he hurried!

[@Lascka23]

OMG, it was very cool, but even more... So funny ! XD I love to imagine HQ asking themself, "Are you sure it's our best Agent ? They are so... Twitchy !"

[@kevinle1083]

Me as another Agent: “He’s the best we got, and I think he has a tendency to be a bit twitchy. He also likes to be crazy sometimes and shake his hands around at a door like a crackhead. But just leave him be for the time being, HQ.”

[@GenocidalSquid]

@@kevinle1083 "At least he's better than even our faster handlers. Wasn't expecting him to beat a 10 minute clock in 20 seconds."

[@kevinle1083]

@@GenocidalSquid haha, I wasn’t expecting that. He is, indeed, a valuable asset to the Agency.

[@GenocidalSquid]

@@kevinle1083 “Can’t imagine what’s next for this guy. Should be commended in the subsection of the agency: Speedcracker Agents!”

[@kevinle1083]

@@GenocidalSquid indeed. He’s special.

[@matthewstudios9805]

lore accurate agent phoenix

[@jaydapugpug]

I tried to do it fast and just barely got through the speed run time so this person is outstanding to me

[@monotrx]

this guy is having caffeine jitters

[@ApolloK]

The speedrun's chaotic, almost panicked mashing and shaking of everything in sight pairs wonderfully with my only other impression of Agent Phoenix was a playthrough where they drank every bit of alcohol in sight

[@markizoof7218]

Bro took 40 Benadryls

[@schnapq]

at least

[@Kykkoman]

"I think I heard something" he says as the sounds of a drawer slamming open and closed emanate from nearby

[@jasonzhang9950]

Does frantically jiggling cabinets make the game go faster or is that just movement to fill the waiting time?

[@schnapq]

yes. the overload of sounds created by spamming buttons, cabinets, and drawers skips dialogue, which makes the level much faster.

[@jasonzhang9950]

@@schnapq Thank you!

[@littletimmygotburnedinafire]

i love how at 7:00 juniper says “gibson youre a mind reader”

[@WackoMcGoose]

I mean, you do work for the _Enhanced_ Operatives Division, surely that includes reaction time and predictive precognition of events you're not supposed to know about...

[@averagecanadian1510]

This is amazing

[@ARandomWolfApproaches]

3:32 i love this too much

[@thestateofohio2895]

A while ago I did a personal best of like 18 mins but died to the electrical wiring in the elevator on the last level

[@facundoveliz8635]

I know it skips dialogue and all but, the insane clicking and closing cabinets and all looks like severe ADHD

[@NoNameAtAll2]

wtf you can shoot down missile with a laser??

[@toby_that_one_random_guy]

the bomb defusal looked hilarious, the agent just has no remorse for the fact that JJ is about to die and he also just pulls off elevator power with 0 fear or thinking to defuse the bomb

[@dezonzican4504]

Seems like someone had too much coffee

[@UnknownParadoc]

How did you go out of bounds in the plane when I do it the screen goes black. Also why do you keep rapidly opening drawers. I’m trying to beat your record.

[@schnapq]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3KrfYipoLB3ZrM Hopefully this helps Also gl on your speedruns!

[@Thegreatcockwomble]

This guy is the embodiment of adhd

[@ejwickschildhoodvideos2975]

How did you get it to where when you put the ball thing on the hand to deactivate the lasers when you go down the gas doesn’t get you ‘ cause when I try that the gas always kills me

[@schnapq]

this takes a lot of practice to get the timing down but generally after you put the lantern in the hand and hear the sound that plays when you do something right you can immediately start lowering. You can’t go to soon or too late, it really just requires practice unfortunately. I would study the timing of this and other eaves drop runs for extra context. Hope this helps

[@user-od3cp2kv3y]

He was running low on battery so he had to finish the Speedrun before he ran out

[@luckyone_sped]

so cool

[@elijahking3003]

What the hell kind of drugs did he take

[@kevinle1083]

I dunno, he’s high as fuck but at least he speed runned through the game.

[@NoIdiotHere]

This better be a world record

[@random_show_normal3766]

I can’t wait till ieytd 3 comes out and you speedrun it

[@christianlithuaniaclassic]

When he hooked up a battery to a banana really got me 😂

[@samuels1123]

the desperate repeated attempts to grab things is perfect comedy

[@cerres]

how \do u do the glich less speedrun i know thats not the thind u went for but im very confused on what it means by no dialogue skips

[@schnapq]

so you can just run through the game as fast as you can without breaking the game. Dialogue skips include mashing buttons and making sounds really quickly to essentially break the audio engine and skip dialogue. If you’ve never heard of them, maybe check out my glitch guide video. Anything you see in that video can’t be used in glitch less, everything else is allowed. Additionally, intended skips like skipping junipers speech in safe and sound by putting something in front of the window is part of the game, so it is not considered a dialogue skip.

[@warthunderzx3317]

This is so funny to watch

[@mshepherd3250]

Agent phoenix is having a seizure and destroying doctor zor in a matter of minutes andddd more inportantly agent phoenix loves pushing every button he finds in his deathbed or if someones shooting at him no matter what hes doing he always must push buttons

[@sam-vn3vg]

Agent what is happening agent AGENT!

[@bunzo_therabbit]

Bro is an VR Speedrunner!

[@britishduck]

How are ones wrists still attached?

[@epicskullbomb9276]

50% gameplay, 50% overstimulation

[@ilikepotatoes6669]

im a little late but a true agent best at his work good job

[@torantontuftin8874]

"woah agent lets not be too hast-" too late. The nukes are deactivated

[@lukeylion11]

Im just wondering how do you time the speedruns?

[@schnapq]

I cut out the loading time between levels, which in this case is either a solid black screen or a loading screen

[@ashq7931]

If you were on quest 2 how do you get that hud at the start

[@schnapq]

I’m using a quest 2 connected to my pc with oculus link

[@dylans5709]

Bro, this guy has the need for speed

[@sxv209]

I think the agent is high since he’s clicking all the buttons

[@sxv209]

When someone accidentally farted in the elevator 7:38

[@AidanDaGreat]

How to speedrun: Step one: Seizure Step four: Profit

[@danielconstantin3815]

Imagine his hands in real life

[@austinhalley5697]

I did one but you need ALL souvenirs and speedrun watches 36 minutes

[@thegrandestbazaar4800]

Very good

[@Ster3166]

How do you get the time without loads?

[@schnapq]

subtract the loading screen time from the real time (either when the screen is completely black or when there is a loading splash screen)

[@VHS_Serenity]

the constant zapping at the end was really anoying

[@coolandamazingchicken6165]

bro glitched that ending bad 😂

[@holodo4ek12]

What version is he using. Oculus or steam Vr?

[@schnapq]

i’m connected to a pc with pcvr but the game is through the oculus store

[@holodo4ek12]

@@schnapq im asking because of this moment 3:24 . Why i cant get into this moving table. i have black screen

[@schnapq]

@@holodo4ek12 that's actually because you need to do an out of bounds glitch to access that. Check out the out of bounds section of this video for more info: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3KrfYipoLB3ZrM&ab_channel=Schnapq

[@holodo4ek12]

@@schnapq TY

[@Theboywithoutauke]

Bro is faster than my dad

[@SirBritishTG]

Bro had ENOUGH with the game

[@jacobliddiard8493]

PUT THE CABLES BACK IN THE ELEVATOR

[@LorvinWolf]

Congratulations you now have ADHD and Epilepsy.

[@drzor2662]

Im late but still this is so fast

[@schnapq]

I agree

[@louierodeghiero5827]

are you acoustic

[@schnapq]

i’m electric

[@Noicer_wastaken]

Bro the clicking too fast. 💀

[@MajorSnake95]

Good run, but ya did kind of cheat, putting ya head in food cart and the elevator in my eyes don't count, and the spamming is so unnecessary, can tell you are board while doing this.

[@schnapq]

this wasn't a glitchless run. you can see the rules on speedrun.com if you want to learn more. Funnily enough, the spamming is actually the most necessary part of the run, as the overload of sounds skips dialogue when done fast enough. Hope this helps