World Records That Shouldn't Exist

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[@outpostorange9580]

Ethan's would be world record for most eyebrow twitches in a minute

[@savannahp6359]

ahaha

[@connermalloy]

I went there in my head myself lol

[@r1antrax1]

You beat me to it 😂😂😂

[@JSON_888]

Or being a hypocrite

[@christopherburton3681]

he has tourettes :/

[@hunterbiden9510]

The Guinness Book of Weird Flexes

[@AlBroMedia]

but ok

[@blackdynamite8662]

Dimitry Shitarev overused

[@poppukonfilm]

Strange boast but alas

[@tact1calbanana388]

@@blackdynamite8662 overused dosnt really apply since he reformatted the joke.

[@blackdynamite8662]

@@tact1calbanana388 Ive seen this exact comment about guiness copy pasted

[@browk2512]

11:55 Nobody noticed that legendary pun lol

[@epicn]

Browk yeah

[@r1antrax1]

Thought I was the only one who noticed lol

[@Rizorx8]

then Ian steals the joke

[@readein]

yeah

[@whinipooh8021]

same here

[@untiltheend2722]

Yo h3h3 you can actually get a record for most beanies being worn at once if you really want your name in the world's records book!!!!!!

[@evanislost]

Seems like something that could be beaten too easily. I wonder what the rules are

[@jearmeymorgan8297]

Is genus a new record book?

[@starvingmosquito8851]

That is actually a good idea!

[@djoverkin]

@@evanislost You're probably not allowed to reinforce the stack of beanies, meaning that they have to stand up on your head by themselves(no metal/wooden bar on the inside), and you probably need to walk a number of feet while wearing them.

[@untiltheend2722]

@@jearmeymorgan8297 yes, ;-; lmfao

[@jessicaperkins4927]

ethan says “hot little twinks” in a surprising amount of videos lol

[@kyliedonnelly8217]

Lmao

[@mtib2721]

He also talks about womens farts in a surprising amount of videos

[@criptin4075]

You'd be surprised how often its found in his search history as well. XD

[@x3_2.0]

Belle is running through his mind a lot

[@Pierce1996h]

Jesus Christ the Walnut one was hard to watch. You can hear his pain with each grunt. Go fart out candles like a normal person man. Oh god I couldn't even watch the one where his blood went everywhere.

[@kurtcana5622]

Pussy

[@-SP.]

The last record was held by Indian, and this dude was a Pakistani, so he had to break it

[@mikeexits]

I figured farts would just ignite the flame even more.

[@witechedda9226]

Homosexicle cte intensifies

[@Nz-tm3gs]

* *waits patiently for Joey Salads to comment on this video* *

[@LUImusic856]

Nickz2500 fuck Joey salads lol

[@Vassle]

Yo joey! Where are ya?

[@ttdmax5711]

I feel like you’re undermining the farting candle thing, to fart that many times in succession is damn impressive

[@cavemann_]

I can't even begin to think on how they can do this.

[@fruitbat1600]

CircleNoob101 Bike pump is a huge possibility. I think they use them for fetish stuff I also remember an episode of Kenny vs. Spenny (old Canadian show where two friends compete against each other if you’re unfamiliar) where Kenny used a bike pump up his ass so he could blast incredible farts.

[@PLsexpicklePL]

King ass ripper is the best farter on earth!

[@evanislost]

@@cavemann_ they aren't true farts, he's relaxing and filling up with air then contracting and pushing it out. Over and over. He's basically queefing with his rectum.

[@lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlII]

firestarter maxu na man just eat shitty as fuck some questionable foods and you'll be able to do the same

[@matthewmcdonald4061]

Ethan would win for most involuntary eyebrow movements in a minute and the most goofs in a year, and most sodie pops drank in one day

[@doom1787]

There should be a world record for most brain damage caused by smashing head into walnuts

[@ChrisThomas-portfolio]

I was part of a really weird Guinness world record of the most people brushing their teeth in a single location. We reached around 30k people in a soccer stadium and each one of us was given a certificate from our school (it was organized by them too). I think I’m a little proud of it.

[@KGProductions_]

“World records that shouldn’t exist” *podcast last week* “we wanted to make a world record for the biggest vape”....

[@Mr_Boss_Smile]

The first walnut guy had hands behind his back and he had to make a turn to get the walnuts. The second walnut guy used his hands. The first walnut guy could easily beat the second.

[@ecobabe3952]

I was looking for this comment

[@Mr_Boss_Smile]

​@@ecobabe3952 I'm wondering if the first walnut guy is thinking he could have just used his hands to break the record like the second guy did.

[@helloitsme1836]

Someone needs to sample that walnut head smashing. That beats fire 🔥

[@wastedtalent666]

☝☝☝ bout to get on that

[@Twitter_Posts]

Cracking walnuts like *HUZZUZUZUHUHZUHZU*

[@gambello1195]

These are just bunch of weird flexes

[@djoverkin]

the candle one is actually a basic flex, all of us do it on a daily basis.

[@wastedtalent666]

But okay...

[@hillybob36]

You guys have no clue how many times picking a random h3 video has changed a shitty day into a decent one. Thanks for being yourselves. Much love h3.

[@naturemum8905]

*Didn't Ethan win the world record for the most hats worn at once by one person???*

[@DJSamsonofficial]

Ethan used a brace he could put on his shoulders. That probably wont be allowed when setting a Guinness record

[@cako666]

You ended up naming your child after your clothing brand lmaooo

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

HOWEVER, "Teddy Fresh" comes from the pet name they had for one another, so it sorta comes back around.

[@thed00d81]

The plunger on the back one was oddly satisfying lolol

[@justinr.9171]

And this is the discovery of a fetish for you

[@hennysmith]

This is nuts

[@ethanhughes8602]

11:55 You got beat to the punch

[@hennysmith]

@@ethanhughes8602 damn how did i miss that

[@rektchord]

Ahhh beat me to it

[@ronswanson7242]

*Most ad-reads in a podcast*

[@TheSkylerStyles]

If I had a plunger thrown at m every time Ethan graciously moved his eyebrows, I'd be in deep shit.

[@ResidentTarantino]

Whoa whoa whoa didn't know Ethan was hiding a Jew-hawk under that beanie

[@vinny667]

Homeboy breaking the world record for most "um"s and "uh"s said in a single clip

[@ucantseemeverywell]

like you would be an improvement lmao

[@guilhermesilva285]

guy farting on candles is my new message ringtone

[@epicbottleflips5032]

@Q your gay ya wanker

[@kevogrady3905]

They Ethan you would 100% win most eyebrow spazzes in a minute

[@fabienneselinger3899]

"Wetten dass" wasn't just a german tv show it was THE show! Like families got together to watch it together and everybody talked about it. People could bet that they where able to do something and then celebs had to say if they could or couldn't do it. And if the celebs where wrong they had to do something. To bad that it doesn't air anymore. Thomas Gottschalk 4-ever

[@nikam2neha]

Where is Joey Salad's comment when you need it!?

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

For reals, joey where u at

[@itsjaydev]

Why didnt the farts light on fire or something?

[@gnickthegnome1981]

If that even happens consistently, it was prolly because of the long tube

[@REIXGames]

I remember seeing a dude on Jackass be able to fart infinitely. He could probably set the record for the candle blowout with farts

[@mattycooka8795]

My highschool holds the Guinness world record for the largest group of people t posing at the same time...

[@rielitty]

they did surgery on a sprite cranberry

[@xwoog5686]

Same

[@hennysmith]

Jiggletits

[@Nitrodino7875]

Need a Sprite, cranberry??

[@politech2722]

oh shit.

[@dylan62902]

They did grape on a surgery

[@brycejohnson7894]

"Within 60 seconds he was able to clap 120 times" *Thinking* "Wait 1,020 times" I thought I was about to become a world record holder smh

[@zebur4170]

"Yo... I need you to wear Jeans and stand here topless while I throw plungers at you" "Say no more fam"

[@tylermunday2146]

The ones which always got me as a kid having a book of Guinness world records was there were a bunch of records for people with hooks in their backs and they would bungie jump and pull trucks along.

[@mauricejones410]

i can clap really fast, its weird and i didnt even learn how to do it, i just did it one day

[@Angelkta777]

Ethan can beat the world record of the most eye twitches ,and coughs.😂

[@matthewb9241]

I was like hey, why’s that walnut red?

[@R1LiveNA]

Ethan's G.Worldrecord: Amount of times he can wiggle his eyebrows within 1 minute.

[@macs5724]

I was in a 1vs 10 fight once It was a hard fought battle and i had to go all out and use all my martial arts skills but in the end we managed to beat up the guy I guess this could be a guiness book world record

[@yootkahoot2178]

Ethan- most eyebrow movements in one minute

[@UrMum69123]

“That is fu***** nuts” literally lol

[@themessenger2948]

That walnut one hurt my head. Those guys are nuts.

[@imtrixwizzknowit1520]

7:07 of course matt stonie is gonna have mad farts after the amount of food he eats.

[@DROMVS]

11:56 missed opportunity for pointing out the pun in that.

[@gumfry2386]

fun fact about myself: i dedicated a couple years of my life to beating the worlds smallest fortune teller and I actually was able to make the current record size, but I couldn't seem to make one any smaller. If memory serves right, the record was about 1/4 or 1/2 of a centimeter wide. I'll pick it up again some day

[@thenickempire1434]

Ian’s that one friends that’s super quiet, but every word he says is gold

[@macdiggitty]

“Staring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!” 11:05

[@adamwiggins9865]

# of full eyebrow rolls in one minute.... He wins🙌🏽

[@AJScraps]

I think Ethan’s world record is number of eyebrow raises in a single sentence 😂

[@puurplegiraffe]

Number of hats worn by one person

[@jacencanalesfilms6931]

*List of things Ethan could have broke the record of: Most beanies on head, Most eyebrow twitches in a minute um....Yeah that’s all I got if you guys have anything else reply to this comment to hopefully let Ethan know what record he has broken.*

[@sandman2534]

Bruh do they not even know what no nut November is?

[@justblaze4707]

Can you do this.... "🗿"

[@bima9212]

H Hi H *PLS LIKE THIS TOOK SO LONG TO MAKE*

[@displeasingcovers2089]

I don't get the meme

[@filthycazual697]

dude relax ..

[@displeasingcovers2089]

@@filthycazual697 could you explain this to me

[@Nitrodino7875]

Rhythm Heaven???

[@fryswahh]

Ethan you already hold a record, world's biggest rip on a vape.

[@momentomori6954]

“You don’t have to do this” 😭😂

[@oxygen_phizz4039]

Wanna sprite cranberry

[@FatGreasyMeat]

Yes

[@chrisrichfield8906]

Drinking Sprite cherry right now 🍒

[@FuzionOptics]

my life sucks

[@nilesm2190]

young whippersnapper Anything you wanna talk about ?

[@disgusting2208]

Same

[@janneraitanen8686]

Same

[@sliver8157]

@@nilesm2190 haha do u know dae wae !!!

[@HotStrange]

Dan seems like he’d be cool AF to hang out with.

[@strangulator42]

you didn't even go for the classic record of distance for shooting milk out of your eye.... that was on the Guiness records tv show back in the 90's!

[@D4NPL4YZ]

Soda Klein

[@TrueCrime881]

D4NPL4YZ sounds pretty jewish

[@Palaelogus]

His name is Seven and he's nine?

[@georgeg7769]

Rob and big set some weird records back in the day

[@cynicalhitman3718]

I had to pause when Dan said this is nuts about the guy cracking nuts with his head 😂

[@ps3boss98]

Very impressive, but can you do THIS? 🗿

[@succmythiccness1238]

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[@bruhbruh1185]

Questionable boast but, alas

[@diego93802]

They should watch the cow chop vids attempting some records

[@yotoad]

Ethan your record should be the number of eyebrow movements in a minute

[@TheFurio2]

Get count dankula on the podcast!

[@STONEDay]

Biggest spliff smoked in an hour?

[@pureaquafina4732]

get a job

[@yourmomsfavoritebbc4845]

@@pureaquafina4732 I got a job and a girlfriend and still smoke weed everyday lmao.

[@tofu7397]

I actually died when he said "that's fucking nuts"

[@Chris-jc2vf]

Lol when he was hitting the nuts the guy showing the vid was like “this is nuts!!!”

[@ClutchCalvin]

Are ceartian words still banned?

[@poppukonfilm]

Hypocrisy hypocrite hypocritical Edit: don't think so

[@mr.aimatwhips9310]

Still can’t believe he banned those words LOL

[@zstrode.8953]

The h3h3 channel is going through a midlife crisis RIP

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

they live through this and they would be better than ever (hopefully)...

[@Osorio111]

No it isn’t it not the fake ass fans and the haters that are saying that.

[@mr.aimatwhips9310]

therorysnake Except there is hardly any weakness in what Ethan does. I used to love Ethan but this guy is an idiot. Everything he does is riddled with hypocrisy. This content is fucking wack.

[@oscarramirez7019]

Then don't watch it

[@joshuarcastillo]

no its the real fans that are disappointed

[@jamesweber8566]

My god. The man is pressing against his taint to make the air more direct to the horn. That's fucking genius.

[@HurricaneHic69]

I love how Ethan calls every record a super power hahaha

[@ethanlogan4742]

Ummmm ummmmmm ummmm ummmm

[@isabella1744]

yo

[@brianna_4040]

Ethan could try and hold, like a, "most beanies worn/collected" type of record for the GBWR. I'm tryna think of what Hila's could be..

[@ChinaChamp]

I think that last dude got some collaterals near the end there, good shit.

[@brandonh2123]

Podcasts that shouldn’t exist

[@fruitbat1600]

xddd epic and original

[@coldfire2753]

Another podcast another fart joke. Its so depressing to see how low h3h3 has fallen

[@drink.juice.]

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[@jillybeann78]

i like your podcasts, and i enjoy the content you’re currently making. i really mean that.

[@WhaattUpp]

Ethan: I wonder if I have any guiness worthy talents? *most eye brow twitches in a minute: 412

[@jayfaisa6016]

Your treatment of shoenice was disgraceful. You should go on record apologizing to him.

[@Nitrodino7875]

Did he shit on him?? Shoe nice aint so nice at times. Plus something went wrong with his mind at one point. I think he needs Better Help.

[@chrisgit4433]

Jose is sponsored by BetterHelp

[@Nitrodino7875]

@@chrisgit4433 *WARNING* I am not affiliated with Betterhelp

[@fruitbat1600]

Shoenice is a scamming piece of shit person lol

[@lickit8096]

Shoe nice is a con man

[@sampeters3126]

I see h3h3 has ran out of stuff to talk about!!!!

[@keiahnigbruder1453]

Joseph Peters why?

[@zuki5904]

“That is fucking nuts” hahah 😭

[@brennanalleyne8895]

You have to pay Guinness to come and supervise your world record attempts so I don’t think you get anything other than the glory, a photo in the book if you hold it long enough and maybe a certificate or something lol

[@lauracosgrave2163]

first x

[@MADSTEVE_]

This pod cast is becoming borrrrrrriiinnnggggg

[@Sam-zz7gs]

yep, his podcasts were great at the beginning and now podcasts are all he does they are very repetitive and boring as we all subscribed for proper videos.

[@thedude5901]

You actually have to pay for Guinness to come and approve your record... the prize is a bill

[@wmarcoux9]

That throwing the plunger this is harder than people think.

[@Kumicuci]

*yo ethan wtf is up with these podcasts , i love you man but i need more classical videos , this became too much bro , i know its easier to do this crap but still....*

[@Nichovplicho]

The biggest world record is a black male living out a life, without committing any crime.

[@zebiabzulius4653]

Legend says Kabaji can do more ez claps in one minute

[@kartoffelbiene]

the thing with the plungers was from a German TV show that was about people doing absurd records

[@jimmy2412]

A documentary about people who chase world records would be entertaining.

[@misael4939]

“That’s Nuts” Ok homedog!

[@dichterdichter3593]

the second nutcracker was a hardcore martial arts fan, look at his knuckles, he has broken each one of them multiple times.

[@jessemedina5436]

That guy is like “this is all I have” 😂😂😂😂