WORLD'S WORST HITMAN - Cosa Nostra (Sneak Thief 2?)

From the makers of Sneak Thief comes a new Mafia hitman style game in Cosa Nostra.
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[@Oh.a.possum]

“ Oh sorry I don’t mean to be teabaging you... holiest of... daddys “ -Captain Sauce

[@brodyevans9633]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

I like seeing these and waiting for it to eventually make sense

[@Nope-vi7mf]

What

[@FishCakesVT]

"f-f-father father" -also CaptainSauce

[@AH64ApacheHelicopter]

I have watched this series, about..... *5 times.* It’s too goddamn, good.

[@alexbowlin7044]

amatuer

[@spacellamas1771]

Obi Wan watch your language you must

[@mOki.i]

10 for me 💀☠️💀

[@huntersmith1943]

how about now?

[@pieandcheese647]

Don: make it look like accident Cap: say no more Later... Officer: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar then put a banana peel at his feet

[@chrisstenadickson1052]

Don: what the fuck where the hell did you get a. FUCKING crowbar I’m not fucking paying you for the murders

[@just_a_tree8011]

the perfect framing

[@justinash4212]

It's just a harmless game of Mario cart

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

"I'll take the tommy gun." *Papasha is displeased.*

[@sleeplesspotato0389]

I'll take the Uzi Mac 10/11 is mad

[@SovietOnion111]

*AK Jesus will remember this*

[@bryguyyt1869]

Every PPSh-41 Fan just got a heart attack

[@SovietOnion111]

@@bryguyyt1869 I did

[@HailingSailor]

@@bryguyyt1869 hearing cap call the PPSH a Tommy made my soul shatter

[@codclips7841]

"make it look like a accident" Cap: "say no more"

[@Hulk_Lover]

"Snap neck?" *crack* "OH! OH MY GOD!" 😆😆😆

[@Bral-em6ku]

True dat

[@kathshaw4014]

@@Bral-em6ku Scp 173 has breacked

[@annikavahar4844]

What were you expecting a cake maybe candy shit

[@frogger403]

crack neck😏

[@jeremyusreevu237]

When it says "Do Not Kill: N/A" I think that means that there isn't anyone in the level that it's imperative that you don't kill.

[@ninanisbet5004]

in not good with negatives please explain

[@carter1039]

N/A means nothing in game code so there is nothing to not kill ( meaning you don’t need to avoid killing anyone)

[@carter1039]

The format of the contract is always like that. And if something fits into that area those will replace N/A

[@carter1039]

Your format is Location: Target(s): Do not kill: Description:

[@AlexVtubing]

N/A: thats alittle rude-

[@thesonsofanarchywillrise7624]

Anybody else think that Cap's laugh is very refreshing and puts you in a good mood?

[@greyboi9686]

True

[@angryminecraftbee9929]

Yes

[@summerwinds7748]

Omg- very true, I can be in any mood, and when I here him laugh I just have to laugh too XD

[@Angie_fluffy_bootz_official]

Yes

[@bmo717]

Real

[@KermodeTheLemon]

"I'm going to take the classic Tommy Gun" * Takes PPSh-41 *

[@schottgunjr]

You forgot the 41 for those who saw this comment with the 41 and saw this reply 1 year ago from this edit it didnt have a 41

[@stukature]

@@schottgunjr wut

[@flednanders5301]

It's the Soviet Tommy gun

[@kathleenbranch1318]

R

[@valeriyaspasova599]

Yeah XD

[@francegamer]

“It seems the victim’s wife died by falling and hitting their head on the fountain and that turned their head all the way around, this was just an horrible accident case closed”

[@bruskythedrunkenrussian]

This was a golden era

[@alexgreer6336]

YEah

[@amandapanda5087]

Yeah

[@snekplayz823]

is he shooting at me, wait am I bleeding? -captainsauce 2019

[@dadlox7320]

"I don't mean to be teabagging you holyest of... Daddy" - captain sauce

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

Father I'm scared of this man

[@christopherdrzymala4182]

Now That's Lot Of Sauce!

[@theacegaming8972]

He reversed the roles

[@GhostHelwig]

I would love a whole playthrough of this game, because this video was just the best. I’ve been in a ton of pain today, and for twenty something minutes I got to forget all about it and just laugh my ass off. 😄 Kudos to you, and to the developers too.

[@braxgimenez221]

5:32 I’ve never seen him laugh that hard 😆

[@tig4498]

That's just how mafia works.

[@paranoidschizophrenic3815]

Lv.1 crook

[@collinramsey3935]

@@paranoidschizophrenic3815 Lv. 35 boss

[@collinramsey3935]

Lv. 100 godfather

[@paranoidschizophrenic3815]

Lv. 10000000000 dacpacito

[@spaceguy5547]

Lv. 10000000000000000000000 PewDiePie

[@blackcatgaming8442]

" aww he's having little mafia dreams " - Captain sauce

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

Lol69

[@Pickle9012]

Lol79

[@midnight3796]

Haha yes judging by your profile picture your a fellow gacha

[@Handlegobrrr]

@PsychoGamer oh yeah

[@radoslawkrzysztofik]

@@Pickle9012 lol89

[@ninaisreal5576]

Lmao everytime he opens a toilet i keep expecting fluffles to be in there.

[@tigrcrrbx6630]

Same

[@tklarocque]

Lol,me too

[@christopherdrzymala4182]

Agreed

[@thesecutor4625]

The “do not kill: N/A” means you can kill anyone

[@piabriccocola1028]

The makers of Sneak Thief know what they are and have fully embraced it.

[@creepergamerkid8031]

I love watching these videos over, and over, and over again and it always makes me laugh.

[@cleosglock2256]

"Oh holiest of... daddies. " -CaptainSauce, January 10, 2019

[@fatcat8161]

Lol

[@kathleenbranch1318]

Lol

[@kathleenbranch1318]

Lol

[@kathleenbranch1318]

Lolo

[@kathleenbranch1318]

Lol

[@brendapalmar9076]

The best part of this video - a Canadian doing an Italian accent. Love it!

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

I got a "That's how Mafia works" ad in the middle of this video

[@amyjones6474]

Same

[@williamloud302]

It happen cause that's how mafia work

[@schottgunjr]

youtube knew it just knew

[@gretbruh7366]

10:40 = every offscreen kill ever in any movie

[@cripplefromwuhan5150]

Ah a door to door Uzi girl scout seller I love when they come to my house

[@fortnightdude8681]

adam alkhaboori me to

[@furiousfurry]

"May I intrest you in an uzi or a fin mint" I'll like the fin uzi

[@kingslayer2771]

You can interest me in a uzi please

[@cripplefromwuhan5150]

@SY - 04CN - Hanover PS (1428) I'm everywhere

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

What snap neck? Oh oh my god!"

[@vasilijan9663]

``U know what, we`re not gonna talk about how long I`ve been roaming around in the rafters of this church like some kind of dollar store Batman.`` 👌👌👌😍👍

[@banzo1165]

When u said classic Thompson it’s actually a Russian smg called the PP-SH

[@game2life951]

Thompson the most masterful weapon

[@robinochalek8054]

pps71!

[@prismsioprism1787]

My fav gun

[@loomisam9913]

I remember watching this when it came out! I had a stomach flu and puked my guts out halfway through before getting back to it xD

[@DemonPuss]

I'm a simple idiot, I see something mafia related, I click. Also good job on the video like aways Cap'n

[@aceofspades6789]

DemonPuss .e

[@izzydf8116]

DemonPuss that’s how mafia works

[@kratosboy5557]

DemonPuss you aren’t idiot

[@Coolboy34766]

😎😎😎😎😎

[@Kaminskki]

21:13 "He's having little mafia dreams"

[@the_human_being001]

I THINK SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS FOOD

[@Kaminskki]

@@the_human_being001 Wanna go in a helicopter and steal a rocket with people who wear top hats? (because u are charles, u get it?)

[@the_human_being001]

@@Kaminskki I'm basically retired because we already took down the top hat clan I helped a little missions now and then but basically retired

[@Kaminskki]

@@the_human_being001 Ok but the genral said in one ending that charles and henry were THE special BROvert ops, so you should not be retired

[@the_human_being001]

@@Kaminskki well the general is dead so yeah

[@SpecterDiego]

Cap:*calls a mac 10 "uzi"* Me:*gets angry* Also me:*remembers r/imverysmart* Still me:*sends the comment anyway* Me but in the future:*notices that the mac 10 became an uzi*

[@TriggeredCogzy]

Yikes

[@AffyMoon]

Now that was a rollercoater of uzimotions

[@benjaminno3911]

Also he called a PPSH a Tommy gun

[@squi_shy8502]

Someone else noticed as well I'm not alone

[@thepeepodcast]

Specter Diego you forgot the ppsh called a “tommy gun”

[@Emperor_Emyr]

"the perfect hitman..." *guard sees him* guard:everything's good, no one here!

[@local8460]

5:37 Me: ur first mission cap don’t screw it up Also me: *watches vid* Me: yep he definitely didn’t screw it up

[@colinmccormick1231]

what if in this game you are just playing as vinny from thief simulator

[@piabriccocola1028]

Great theory Cept they're from different devs

[@colinmccormick1231]

kinda hard to copy right a charecter only based on voice and name

[@colinmccormick1231]

i mean that would essentially be saying no one can have an italian guy named vinny in their game

[@mohamedghobtane4932]

I wish it's vinny because he was an a$$hole when he tried to kill snezzy eanus and I wish that because captain sauce died a lot in this mafia game!

[@leothemememan3464]

@@piabriccocola1028 00:28 - 00:33

[@Selkvile]

Damn, this game's recoil, penetration, reaction, and sound radii is really good. Like, the best I've seen.

[@wolfgamer8928]

Captainsauce your almost at 1mill your hard work is paying off you deserve it love your vids thanks

[@banjomanandjwcii9509]

LOL "The *Perfect* Hitman." 5:38

[@Angie_fluffy_bootz_official]

I've watched this so many times, and it never fails to make me laugh. I pulled something in my neck and have been in pain for a while now. And when I turned this on, it made me laugh amd forget the pain.😂 Thank you❤

[@judefrancis3033]

You lift the pizza with your mind *bows, hands in praying motion*

[@bagofchips9334]

"is he shooting me?" *health slowly goes down*

[@thompson_papa]

Youre almost at 1M subs!!!!!! Good work!!!!!!

[@basicstreet8027]

Cap: he's having little mafia dreams Me: *struggling to not make a jojoke*

[@nikkiwolf22]

This is brilliant, Cap. It's on Trending and it deserves to be. Your editing on this one was *excellent.* Hilarious, too, your jokes were FIRE. Well done, man. Keep doin shit like this and you'll hit a million in no time

[@Nanberrie]

Title: “worlds worse hitman” Video starter: “ *PeRfEcT hItMaN* “ Me: *:0*

[@galacticVODS]

:o

[@hehrhrthgthtgggrg4841]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Bleedinguptopias]

=O

[@Nanberrie]

♪( ´θ｀)

[@Emperordazoth3885]

Hi Captain Sauce i want to say that i love your Videos and i watched every one of them sorry if my english is bad i am from Germany Best luck for the future

[@crazytimetim3253]

i think he should a do a game in Germany

[@sina11.06]

There are other germans here? Great 😊✌

[@thecrazytophatman7304]

Ich bin junge

[@theobserver3564]

Crap man your German and your better at English then me and I'm American!?!

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

@@theobserver3564 lole

[@ashlyne.7661]

Dude I’m so excited! I bet you’ll be at a million within the month, glad everyone is finally finding your channel. 🤗

[@powdereyes2210]

this is the most hilariously edited episode Cap has made I might be wrong he might have done the same in 2015 but god his commentary mixed with his editing just fits together so well and enhances the experience instead of there being edits for an edit's sake

[@dark414]

level 100 boss *THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS*

[@noodleman5502]

Joe Martin level 100 godfather

[@lincolnwilson6725]

Dude your comment kinda glitched my device 😂

[@Mr_Kruemel]

Its just like sneak thief you, remember the moment when you stood on the head on the three Security guards Same as bold head guy

[@shock4826]

Please play more of this. This game is amazing.

[@Mistress_Neko]

I enjoy watching you play random under developed games captain! Your laugh is contagious!

[@aleckushmerek1757]

That was a PPSH 41, it's russian and definitaly not a tommy gun. Also, try a new york italian accent it'll work better.

[@camrinclark4322]

Thank you someone noticed

[@aleckushmerek1757]

@@camrinclark4322 Nice Profile pic.

[@camrinclark4322]

Thank you

[@Afemboybuddy]

Yea I was gonna say wait that’s a ppsh

[@aleckushmerek1757]

@@Afemboybuddy It seems as though all of my socialist comrades have arrived, where's Khrushchev?

[@tysonttm2227]

Aims at mans nuts: Captain sauce: aww he’s having little mafia dreams”

[@zEr-ne5ri]

Captain sauce in 2019 I swear I’m not into choking captain sauce in 2020 I am your Force choke daddy

[@zEr-ne5ri]

@dragon master yo

[@keewffbywrhathrrd3603]

This is Sneak Thief all over again - which is great

[@zeyetex9794]

C’mon cap your channel is, in my opinion, the best channel on YT and if you think it’s awful than what does that make everyone else’s xD. Thanks for the video cap, keep it up man + can’t wait until you hit 1 mil!!

[@leonidmocanu4421]

You almost hit a milion!

[@robinpratthastings568]

Under 500 from happening. 😁😀

[@piabriccocola1028]

@@robinpratthastings568 You mean 50k?

[@robinpratthastings568]

@@piabriccocola1028 yes math was NEVER my best subject 😀

[@andrerodney5586]

He already did

[@kitty-danger]

@@andrerodney5586 dude this conversation happened 6 months from when you commented

[@iurmom9226]

14:50 he committed suicide

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

I love how nonchalant he is as he's being shot to death the first time.

[@onerandomboi2694]

He protecc, He atacc, But most importantly, He'll diddly darn snap ya necc.

[@callumander4141]

This is pretty... *_S P I C Y_*

[@CattYes]

Because Thats how mafia works

[@wall_45]

I think you mean... SAUCY

[@zoobazee3054]

*Starts walking inside of him* That's how mafia works!

[@hyperdragon6376]

The ‘Tommy gun’ is a Soviet PPSH-41 sub-machine gun used in ww2 and so forth, unfortunately not a Thompson ‘chicago typewriter’ the iconic drum mag mafia sub machine gun we all know.

[@GreasyGoblinn]

A year later and this video is still one of caps most eye catching thumbnails

[@matthewcreedon2312]

Captain sauce lvl.100 boss

[@crabby4911]

50k subs away from 1 million!!!!!!!!! also how do you make everything funny and amazing

[@furiousfurry]

For him it's simple, make alot of sex jokes and fuck up everything

[@andrewoakboss8579]

the feeling when CaptianSauce Calls a PPSH-41 a Tommy Gun

[@lucaswessel2792]

I would enjoy another video of this

[@FailureNightengale]

Iconic captainsauce 7:11 7:47 8:47

[@vcreativeart16]

for some reason when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was captin sparckles

[@eatatable2301]

You are a pain

[@vcreativeart16]

@@eatatable2301 oh yeah, I was awful back then

[@benjaminnielsen3475]

love it please play more Capitain

[@bluefoxanimations2600]

Love your videos man. Keep it up :P (I am just throwing it out there as well that your car in the game is a Chevelle XD)

[@Aj-wx3qq]

An I the only one that got pissed off when he called the amazing PPSH a tommey gun

[@daguts3590]

I got notified from twitter lol.

[@MrBeanz4546]

“The perfect hit man” *as he hide behind a door*

[@RoseBlack456]

All you had to do for the poison mission was poison all of the bodyguards and your two Targets and then sit at your car

[@Rosawuzhere]

*"I t H i N k s Om E t H i N g ' S w R o N g W i T h t H i S f O o D"* No shit, they just hacked up their own stomachs after eating.

[@watermaker2.033]

Hey captainsauce can you try just cause 4

[@blakeandrews6892]

Kade Waterman that’d be funny

[@tei3340]

its been a year and this is still my #1 thumbnail

[@bismuth8777]

Love your videos cap!

[@TheKingOfCrocs]

Detroit Michigan the video game

[@-_BLIZZARD_-]

Who else clicked on this because of the thumbnail XD

[@logankeppler8805]

Best intro clip ever

[@joladis86]

47 has nothing on you Cap. We need more of this absolutely fantastic game lol.

[@comradeabigor8314]

Why dont you play the actual hitman

[@RoboDoober]

It’s not as funny

[@comradeabigor8314]

@@RoboDoober but it is way more cool

[@thomasfrender4592]

@@comradeabigor8314 you are crazy

[@comradeabigor8314]

@@thomasfrender4592 why

[@lusewa4939]

yes my sexy tomato boi

[@killerwhaleminecraft7686]

I loved hearing your hilarious laugh, it made me laugh so hard, and keep on making me laugh.

[@caliecat8275]

Perfect timing I just got on the bus to head home

[@jaredblack6836]

OH! OH! OH MY GOD! -CAPTAINSAUCE2019-#

[@logangunner2279]

I'm first literally

[@whyamialive8228]

“Holiest of daddy’s”😂😂😂😂 Me: Pray to the holy daddy!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@peaceparadise]

“What the hell is this about” took me out man🤣

[@KonigLover5321]

Can't wait for the next episode of the game with "Stop" the cat!

[@guwutinne]

16:28 you are now 15 times more disguised

[@FOAW]

I can’t wait till u get 1mil :)

[@person2295]

The golden age of captain sauce ⭐️

[@parasolo8746]

Title: wost's hitman a few seconds later captainsauce: the perfect Hitman

[@mypotato1]

Captain sauce: I did not save u jesus did crusades:crushes man crowd: aaaaaaahhhh

[@bryanban8542]

i have never heard him laugh like that

[@lio1shibossi]

10: 47 when he locks at the mean lol