World's Worst Phonk Be Like…

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Worst Phonk ever…

[@BLXCO]

Me when I steal Nintendo’s intellectual property for a phonk video:

[@Drawings42]

this is fr me when i try to make a beat in bandlab💀 but part was fire tho ((( 0:15

[@CalciumLmao]

@@Drawings42 no the fuck it wasn't.

[@Drawings42]

sftu it is

[@Makio_animz]

Massive respect if your computer keep running after this .

[@aeigjsougdfhjosigjhedosi]

@@CalciumLmao r/woooosh

[@te37otto]

WE GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE🗣🎙🎙🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BLXCO]

WE GETTING EVICTED FROM THE HOOD 🔥🔥🥶🥶🗣️🗣️

[@zMoonlight]

BUT HEY, ATLEAST ITS STILL GETTING OUT 🗣🗣💯💯🔥😤😤

[@te37otto]

@@zMoonlight FOR REAL 🗣🗣🗣🗣🎙🎙🎙🎙🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

[@whabba550]

@@te37otto fr broski

[@Zilithyne]

@@whabba550 *fr broski 🔥🔥🥶🥶🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯🔥😤😤🗣🗣🗣🗣🎙🎙🎙🎙🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

[@segeros]

WE GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥

[@BLXCO]

YESSIR

[@nnhhtnakewllleyt6958]

thas the industry, baby

[@StickmanShortz]

0:26 when you accidently stub your toe

[@BLXCO]

I agree…

[@Lightmachjne-hi8xq]

That jumpscared the dogs out of me

[@KNSRK_]

I think that's how the biggest bangers are produced!

[@BLXCO]

On god

[@yourbigfan1777]

On air

[@Nemo901]

Facts

[@Skull_knights]

Fax

[@iamtwinklee]

F*cks

[@6airy0001]

why does the cowbell still sound melodic in a way wtf

[@BLXCO]

magic

[@yourbigfan1777]

Because he used the proper drums

[@thenatebone]

@@BLXCO yo what software u use tho is this fl studio? i'm new music beginner so idk my studious i'm on serato rn

[@frunote]

​@@thenatebone this is FL studio

[@neptuntx]

most sane cowbell prod

[@Cr0codilisitic]

This is the sound of peace and calm.

[@BLXCO]

Yes

[@OtraPendejaViendoYoutube]

:'3

[@shellszhine]

@@BLXCO y e s

[@Gojos_daddy]

in my head

[@Huh_0056]

So relaxed😌

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

This is what we call, "Hyperphonk©℗®™". Yeah, remember those weird sad yet cheery sounding "hyperpop" songs? This is the drift phone version of that.

[@BLXCO]

People have actually made songs that fuse hyperpop and phonk. I remember hearing them before, but I don’t have any songs in mind at the moment.

[@d34thl1ng]

​@@BLXCO​ yungmaple - SCARED TO LOSE HER and ELIJAH GHOST - STASH SPOT (PROD. VON STORM) are the first 2 that come to mind for me

[@austin5259]

Naw, hyperpop is way better than drift phonk, way less repetitive

[@FL00527]

Drift *phone?*

[@Bytenmx]

0:26 this part got me 💀

[@BLXCO]

😏

[@lampboy926]

Why do I hear vineboom 💀

[@ItsMythicl]

my laptop flew out my window

[@Reddoggit]

@@lampboy926theres a vineboom right after that

[@Easternnnnn]

I am actually replyin to a almost 1 y/o comment just to say "the smooth transition from absolutely mediocre beats to complete nuclear annihilation made me laugh my soul out"

[@iforgotmydamnname6325]

The worst part is that it still somewhat melodical, and better than most phonk simply because of originality

[@BLXCO]

I wouldn’t say better than most phonk, but I did accidentally made it melodic

[@kiyoraka3537]

this aint even original phonk wym

[@Neuro_nActivation]

Mission successfuly failed

[@Galaxical-vn3kc]

Lmao@@Neuro_nActivation

[@asjdiuiaw]

WE GOIN BACK TO THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@travisoran6296]

my guy this is more fire then a camp fire and me combined, and thats saying something🔥🔥

[@BLXCO]

totally…right…

[@WALTERTIGHT]

This banged.....my head against a wall

[@BLXCO]

yes

[@HenningUKN]

it banged so hard that Walter got lung cancer

[@adriamsnetwork]

this banged.....my mom

[@BhernardoMocambique]

@@HenningUKN Waltuh*

[@TheStaik]

@@HenningUKN Henningburg

[@deathcraft2299]

CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A FULL TRACK WITH THAT MELODY ITS ACTUALLY SO CATCHY

[@ekzzy9054]

0:27 this sounds actually epic ngl

[@BLXCO]

Nice

[@ekzzy9054]

@@BLXCO i even feel frustrated because i cant hear a full song with such drop

[@SpicyMang0s]

You just invented a new genre called goofy ahh phonk, congratulations!

[@BLXCO]

Yay!!1!1!1!!1

[@poughtheighteau]

or clusterphonk

[@Cytorb]

Achievement unlocked

[@wheatthegrain]

Goophonk

[@anomalousanimates]

not to be confused with the geometry dash level, clutterfunk@@poughtheighteau

[@maurolionelmisjuegosyo940]

0:15 that actually be beatin’ tho

[@BLXCO]

Maybe

[@_.seraphim.]

@@BLXCO ye it aint bad, maybe balancing out the pitch a bit more could work ☠

[@tundebalo709]

​@@BLXCOMAKE A FULL SONG PLSSSS

[@BusinessBlud]

I dont do phonk, but this is the avarage fl studio boredom track experience. Can relate

[@BLXCO]

can relate too

[@technobladeneverdies007]

U know I actually liked that plz make a full version ❤❤❤❤

[@galakzee09]

absolute masterpeice. adding this to all of my playlists

[@BLXCO]

Good idea

[@ArielitoGD]

Masturbpiece*

[@certifiedhomelanderstan]

@@BLXCO please make 0:09 a full song

[@pathos_music]

hey this mix is still better than my beats@@BLXCO

[@aniiii_wxs]

@@certifiedhomelanderstanTHIS

[@ambush2212]

0:33 Whenever a mango falls on the roof of my house: yes i have mango tree

[@BLXCO]

Are the mangos good at least?

[@ambush2212]

@@BLXCO yeah

[@coolestcars1983]

U filipino?

[@PolarisFaultFaceless_Very_Real]

relatable

[@comentaristacomun3414]

apuesto que es de latinoamerica a que no? porque yo tambien tengo uno en casa

[@larsbruinenberg767]

This is a certified WW1 trench classic

[@BLXCO]

Yes it is

[@vitzovers]

crazy bus type beat

[@BLXCO]

Yuh

[@Hithalo]

It surprisingly doesn't sound that bad before the increase of the bpm.

[@BLXCO]

Perhaps

[@user-fc9xi7gi2e]

Hell yes!

[@Arufi000]

0:07 this is why creating a melody by randomly clicking notes everywhere is the best method to create a song Edit: Aaand i didnt notice the amounts of likes in this comment. Thanks for 100 likes..

[@BLXCO]

I agree

[@machaxy6201]

I do this all the time lmao

[@sharpiesniffer1812]

Same, because you can get some unique sounds you can polish and make something interesting

[@leif909]

I spam the MIDI too just because my brain can't come up with original melodies lol

[@Arufi000]

@@sharpiesniffer1812 Thats what i do lol

[@dat4text]

As a hard phonk enjoyer, it perfectly describes such sound and method to make :)

[@BLXCO]

Can confirm

[@sarosvideos4429]

We need the full version XD

[@BLXCO]

Oh no…

[@ITSGOOSLIME]

WE GETTIN ZERO MILLION LISTENS ON TIKTOK WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BLXCO]

WE BOUTA GET THE SONG COPYRIGHT CLAIMED AND TAKEN OFF SPOTIFY 🔥🔥🥶🥶🗣️🗣️

[@VerBandOfficial]

???

[@Verulyrus]

as someone who made phonk i can confirm this is how we do it. Then we put soundgoodizer over it and it becomes a triple platinum record.

[@BLXCO]

As somebody who makes phonk this further proves how the creative process is put into action.

[@Ghostie_Gang]

Exactly how we do it here 😎

[@arturkholodov356]

5 soundgoodizers and 4 times ott on master should do

[@Verulyrus]

@@arturkholodov356 dont forget to put the gain on max, both of the master and the kick. And in EQ boost the shit out of anything below 1000hz

[@Xoranium]

@@BLXCO As a multi genre producer who has also worked on phonk I can assure its totally true

[@dead_memelol]

some 12 year old making a phonk beat: this fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥 me, as someone who is intrigued in both noisecore and speedcore: this fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BLXCO]

Me, who made this beat as a joke in under 5 minutes for the video: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@s.h.8153]

Speedcore and Harshcore fan but this too loud for me

[@jimbobalojwen]

im 12 and can do better

[@BLXCO]

@@jimbobalojwen Blud, even a 2 year old can do better

[@SlickGames2-gd5jw]

Add a man yelling "1234" and you get a Gerogerigegege song

[@thehobbist5544]

The german anti aircraft tanks have been real quiet since this dropped..

[@BLXCO]

fr though

[@josegomes7445]

0:26 Thank you for blowing out the speaker in my headphones, and I'm also very grateful for reducing my hearing to 50%

[@jackass.]

and i know for a fact there'd still be people goin' like "YO THIS STRAIGHT FIREEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

[@BLXCO]

for real

[@99centdreamz]

goes hard

[@BLXCO]

Totally…

[@orb_ae]

That's what she said

[@yourbigfan1777]

@Tiarawww Just like my nvme m.2 samsung vnand ssd

[@SliceJosiah]

Noise music, breakcore and dubstep fans: YOOOOO THIS IS FIRE 🗣

[@BLXCO]

Yuh

[@DeoderantHater]

u made speedcore!!! thats awesome

[@BLXCO]

Yayyyyyyyyyyy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@whotfiseliii]

Deadass better than most of the phonk I've heard

[@BLXCO]

Better than gqtis

[@shocksystem8675]

Absolutely agreed

[@wilbowaggons]

If you listen closely, there's actually a sick melody hidden in it

[@Nerd-Spits-Fact]

THX IM GONNA BE LISTENING IT WHILE MEDITATING. its soo good❤❤

[@EnzoButBetter]

WE NEED A FULL VERSION IF THIS PHONK! 🎃💀🗣️🔥🔥

[@ghostlope]

0:15 idk but this was sick ngl

[@-_deploy_-]

Fr I want a full version

[@Scientists_dont_lie]

I laughed so much it hurt bro. The cat man. I musta watched that like four times in a row.

[@BLXCO]

:)

[@cokepeppi]

blxco's evil dark beat that hes been cooking on

[@reykreslo]

0:14 I like this type of music. It sounds so.... chaotic...?

[@BLXCO]

Chaos = Inner Peace

[@drixthegod]

0:32 this is better than the popular phonk "murder in my mind" omg

[@BLXCO]

🔥🥶

[@drixthegod]

@@BLXCO hehe boi

[@Oiiink]

song should be called "murder out of my mind" because this song is gonna have me murdering someone in real life.

[@drixthegod]

“She’s out of line but she’s right”

[@Izangy]

0:32 522BPM? congrats, you've just blended speedcore, gabber and phonk in a single sequence

[@BLXCO]

:)

[@redmadness265]

The last bit sounded like furious keyboard typing with a terrible microphone

[@Hidden694]

We need a full version of this 😏

[@NoName-SEC-B]

At first there was a slight beat but then IT CAUGHT FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BLXCO]

🔥😯💀😢

[@MicoAK47]

Omg thats so dope I want to buy the full version 😍💪

[@BLXCO]

The full version doesn’t exist, but thanks.

[@TheSecretExtroAccount]

0:14 the cow bell roughly reminds me of "Battle Against a True Hero"

[@kevin_the_pixeladed]

0:17 btw that sounds good for me-

[@litterbox019]

yo this galaxy collapse remix sounds fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@BLXCO]

Kurokotei got nothing on me 🔥🔥🥶🥶

[@GeeOhGe3]

sounds just like your actual music!

[@BLXCO]

fr

[@neptuntx]

On god Gee Oh Gee

[@kaxcommentssomethingREAL]

i wasn't convinced up until you then added the Bass Boost

[@user-uq8nw6xj7o]

added to the favs 'lmaooo'

[@crazzey]

We makin it out of 808s with dis one 🔥🗣️💀💀💀💀

[@BLXCO]

Nah we can’t even make it out of the 808s we making it back in them 🔥💯🗣️🙏🥶

[@nekokun18]

this is what the breakcore mfs be listening to

[@BLXCO]

on godddd

[@Kontielsk]

as a breakcore fan, I can confirm that this is true.

[@NakedTrashPanda]

Adds distortion to literally everything in the mix, 250bmp, Vocals: "Listen to the bass" lacks bass. Shit is so ass.

[@VROOMTROOMBROOM]

0:33 when you hit your head on a wall then hit your pinky finger really hard on a table

[@coaiemandushman1079]

i really want a compilation/playlist that only has phonk without any cowbells

[@0xEARTH]

jokes on you, turning the tempo up like that made it from phonk to breakcore in an instant

[@BLXCO]

Real

[@Raxacoricofallapatorius]

This is literally what all of my songs sound like when I come back to listen to them after spending hours putting them together!

[@BLXCO]

I agree, especially when it’s a song you worked on months ago

[@Raxacoricofallapatorius]

@@BLXCO Yeah, I've got maybe 3 songs of about 20 or so I've put together over a few years I think are actually good, but even they are fairly mid all things considered lol

[@FloppySongs]

The melody is so beautiful!

[@BLXCO]

I agree

[@vusglacks]

why am i vibing to this

[@BLXCO]

Because it’s amazing

[@dangxr_]

congrats you just produced a hardstyle music!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@BLXCO]

fr!!!

[@Kwiatkovv]

bro does NOT know what hardstyle is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@friendgaigthemostepicguest]

the worst phonk song is a pure banger thats how good phonk is 🔥

[@BLXCO]

on goddd

[@homckach8817]

Best brazilian phonk be like:

[@YourRandomGuy1404]

I NEED A FULL VERSION OF THIS SHIT BC I NEED A MUSIC TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER

[@J.A_Music]

Now you gotta make it faster. Also put an ott. And a fruity fast dist. Then use fruity blood overdrive. Then put a 1k crusher and crush the sound to 8 bit. Boost the high ends using fruity parametric eq 2. Perfect. Whatever u do, don’t put soothe eq :)

[@BLXCO]

Perfect

[@3charactersremaining677]

Wdym world’s worst phonk? This best i ever heard fr fr🥶👌👌👌🗿

[@BLXCO]

🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶

[@XxsnowygamingxX]

0:33 "hey can i make music?" "yeah sure" *starts making smashing keyboard phonk*

[@alanp741]

this just made my day thank you

[@beznomane]

I DONT KNOW YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION BUT GOD DAMN YOU ARE GETTING SENT BACK INTO THE HOOD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[@BLXCO]

WE ARE GETTING EVICTED INTO THE HOOD 🔥🥶

[@axes444]

I'm dying laughing

[@maradona_music]

that's literally how people make phonk music

[@BLXCO]

real

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

this is what i do in furnace tracker, LOL

[@BLXCO]

in what?

[@starmaster488lol9]

the fact that everything before the wave sharpener sounded like an actual phonk song makes this video hit so much harder LOL

[@KheangZxMusic]

BEGINNER PHONK PRODUCER SHOULD DO THIS! 😹

[@BLXCO]

That would be…interesting…to watch.

[@JNPAYmazurek]

this sounds better than 101% of actual phonk songs that are overused on tiktok

[@BLXCO]

12 year olds when you hand them a DAW and a phonk tutorial:

[@soapyboiman]

listening to this makes a great outro song

[@sanstheyoutuber]

Bro. It's so scuffed yet still works... Till my headphones decide to blow up from bass being set to 300% volume

[@cheemythedrunkmonke]

we gettin evicted out the hood with this one

[@BLXCO]

WE’RE GETTING EXILED FROM THE HOOD 🔥🔥🥶🥶

[@kkissly]

awesome speedcore🔥

[@BLXCO]

Yes

[@randonfhing2833]

added to playlist

[@shaldurprime7154]

i am shocked that theres even a rhythm by the end

[@BLXCO]

It’s just that good of a song

[@miguelaguirre2873]

no bc how the fuck did that melody go so hard

[@BLXCO]

Magic

[@juvjam2843]

alternate title: phonk music but it's bad but still has a melody

[@BLXCO]

maybe...

[@olgaalexandrova6654]

now I have become pressure, destroyer of eardrums

[@ilovebararatheswearingpro]

0:15 bruh the cat dancing 💀💀💀

[@SomeGDPlayer]

aggressive phonk be like:

[@BLXCO]

As somebody who makes it, I agree

[@0r0a.0vb0t]

WHOA BRO THIS ASS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BLXCO]

We gonna make it out of the shitpost 🔥🔥🔥

[@bllack5317]

The final part sounds like the sweaty gamer meme lmao

[@Waurpy.]

bro thats how my shit sounds whenever I actually try to do good for once

[@nex1le]

Even that sounded better than my phonk

[@tomioka1331]

This kick beats harder than my dad

[@n3o1in_]

That's just me banging on the table fr

[@BLXCO]

Me too

[@markmagnolia]

that last part tho

[@TrulyBlueMusic]

Bro tried to make phonk ended up making extratone

[@BLXCO]

Yup

[@gursartajsingh391]

its better than my whole phonk carrier

[@BLXCO]

Thank you ;)

[@BiscuitFlash]

Me (headphones on): this goes so hard *ears bleeding*

[@BLXCO]

Makes sense

[@mikeaykut9592]

So peaceful and calming 😊