WORLD WAR DERP - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay

XIX: “Shoot! Aw man, are you okay?”
The man rushed over to Farinfoor and attempted to help the wincing and confused knight to his feet. Farinfoor withdrew at his approach, fearful of another onslaught.
“I’m sorry man. Things have been getting wonky lately. I was just trying to calm you down.”
Farinfoor struggled to overcome his newfound terror and waves of pain and managed to speak.
“You… are… The Impetus?”
“Well...yeah, I guess. I mean, I did make this place.”
He thrust his open hand outwards. Farinfoor did his best to stifle a wince.
“Name's Harry. Nice to meet you!”
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“Unbound”
PART I: ( • BEAST MODE - GTA 5 Gam... )
PART II: ( • DOWNHILL SYNDROME - Mo... )
PART III: ( • SOCIALLY AWKWARD...LIV... )
PART IV: ( • WE SOUND LIKE GOKU? - ... )
PART V: ( • BLACK TRUCK DOWN - War... )
PART VI: ( • LET THE BODIES HIT THE... )
PART VII: ( • HOW TO LEVEL IN OVERWA... )
PART VIII: ( • ROBIN HOOD - Demo Disk... )
PART IX: ( • WHAT IS POKEMON GO? - ... )
PART X: ( • AMERICA HELL YEAH - GT... )
PART XI: ( • POKEMON VS AIDS - Goog... )
PART XII: ( • LIVE NUDE FUNHAUS? - F... )
PART XIII: ( • WE LOVE TEAMWORK - Ove... )
PART XIV: ( • HIDEOUS MONSTERS - Dem... )
PART XV: ( • WE BUNCH MOX? - Open H... )
PART XVI: ( • GO FAKK YOURSELF - Hea... )
PART XVII: ( • HARD ASS GANGSTA? - Fu... )
PART XVIII: ( • SOOWEEEEEE - Wheelhaus... )
PART XIX: ( • WORLD WAR DERP - Total... )
PART XX: ( • MURDER MOST FOWL - Hit... )
PART XXI: ( • SEX TOY STORY - Demo D... )
PART XXII: ( • FUNHAUS IN PLAYBOY? - ... )
PART XXIII: ( • MONEY FOR NOTHING - GT... M )
PART XXIV: ( • HOW TO FIGHT IN VR - T... )
PART XXV: ( • WE SWAP GENDERS? - Fun... )
PART XXVI: ( • HO HO BROS - Hitman Bl... )
PART XXVII: ( • DEEP SPACE WHINE - Gmo... )
PART XXVIII: ( • FLINTSTONERS - Demo Di... )
PART XXIX: ( • WE GO RETRO? - Open Ha... )
PART XXX: ( • SONIC'S DEATH RUN - GT... )
PART XXXI: ( • YOU'RE FIRED - GTA 5 G... )
PART XXXII: ( • EAT YOUR MATE - G-Forc... )
PART XXXIII: ( • HEATH LEDGER ALIVE? - ... )
PART XXXIV: ( • WORLD WAR CREW - Day o... )
PART XXXV: ( • BALLS OF STEEL - Lucio... )

[@Rfono97]

I'm getting flashbacks from the war.....vamos a la playa

[@jasonray6681]

We all have ptsd

[@RayClassiic]

Oh no he has the stare someone stop him!!!

[@EatinCookiesAllDay]

*plays shitty sonic music*

[@peachydeer]

I remember checking in when funhaus wasn't even in, and there was still a thousand people

[@MarcusDubreuil]

oh .... oh oh oh oh!

[@Orokovet]

Watching the sun hit the shelves every morning is what helped me pull through the entire stream...

[@drongocubit6188]

The shelves saved us tbh

[@Shinegamikira]

Oh no.... i still have PTSD after that stream

[@DexBuff]

+DividetoDusk Oh oh ohhhh. *Starts shaking* Vamos ala playa.... oh oh- HELP ME.

[@TMcKeon408]

me too.

[@bruhmoment7333]

Me too

[@jazzyje5ter223]

I remember that I fell asleep for 4 hours and it was still on, and kept it running in the background

[@smiley9328]

I watched it all, it was riveting.

[@Heyyjeffrey]

Funhaus has the best fans. What fans would watch a 41 hour stream and create stories, bonds, and memories of a never ending war

[@BoaBeach]

Heyyjeffrey fr

[@TheNbowler]

@@BoaBeach iuiiiiiii

[@anthonyleo4094]

​@@BoaBeach A😊😊

[@boredsick9046]

i'm having flashbacks of the 2 day long stream.. war flashbacks.

[@ragingJoseph]

Post traumatic stress disorder

[@nickpope1372]

TRIGGEReD

[@Disturbed0neGaming]

I only watched a few minutes of the stream but isn't this video how it began?!? o.O

[@iWhiteHammer]

It was a test to see who the most dedicated fans were. I couldn't watch the whole stream but I kept checking in to see what would happen.

[@Disturbed0neGaming]

Cody Wells I consider myself a "semi-dedicated" Funhaus fan, though I'd probably let Adam do some hand stuff if we were drunk... o.O Out of curiosity, did you catch the end of the stream, was James theory correct?

[@hussienmehdi7512]

is this from the EPIC 48 hours livestream?

[@hussienmehdi7512]

nvm😂

[@TheThedude44]

TRUE FANS WILL KNOW This isn't the true Totally Accurate Battle Simulator because this ended in under 12 hours unlike the streams!

[@galaxynano]

It was a painful yet entertaining 2 days

[@sheamy7172]

Some say the battle still wages

[@tacoking1333]

+Dreson Johnson Not sure I'd say entertaining

[@sionwilliamson3797]

+Rasheam Stanfield To this day

[@googol5393]

All we know is... he's called the Stalin

[@sadesemolu]

James is a ruthless war general. You may not agree with his methods, but you can't argue the results.

[@GoldenSun5631]

Vamos A la playa.... (starts to have a seizure) never forget.....

[@ryannoonan3828]

vamos a LA playa was the best part of that stream

[@boredsick9046]

oooooh a hoooo ooooh

[@h41o3f4n115]

Napoleon was 5'7" which was tall at the time.

[@ZMartinW]

Yea I think the shortness rumors came from propaganda.

[@RyanBlakeKain]

It came from a misunderstanding between two different kinds of measurements, then his enemies continued to propagate it because fuck him right?

[@crowbar4929]

Well he did try to take over Europe. Does Hitler really have one ball? Who knows, or is that just propaganda too?

[@LuckySmurf]

Napoleon's personal guards were always taller than him, which is why he might seem "short" to others.

[@Mutedmouth]

Taller than my ring-burning hobbit ass.

[@ohnoanotherputz]

Fun fact, people were shorter back int he day. Mostly because they didn't have the NBA.

[@vexari01]

true, makes sense

[@Ghost345621]

cus evolotion

[@SympleSymon]

Even so, Napoleon was taller than the average

[@ibefullofme]

Napoleon was also 5'7" not 5'4"

[@stryletz]

Yeah, wasn't it a difference in units of measurement that made him sound smaller than he was, like the differnce between saying something is 6 inches or 15.25 centimeters.

[@terrancebrown87]

Who watched the live feed for like 2 days?

[@Gemide0]

me

[@billiarn907]

Best live stream ever.

[@elohellion8701]

in it to win it

[@MrDEFJAMJOHNNY]

I was wondering how it started

[@markshade2611]

Dkd they leave it on all two days by accident.

[@thegoldenhippo7936]

I miss these guys

[@shay5555]

I get that Funhaus only wants to keep the parts they find "interesting" but c'mon now. This editing is getting ridiculous. They cut like 40+ hours of footage from this video. THE FANS WANT MORE.

[@austinlove544]

Why didn't Funhaus post the whole 21 hour stream?

[@NoFlu]

It was longer than 21 hours. They had to stop to record demo disk. the stream was going for 2 days.....

[@nello3941]

They should post the time lapse

[@Leetgrain]

They probably deleted every trace of the stream - must've taken up a fuckton of space.

[@Jay-uw4bu]

Fuck, was it that long?

[@looki24]

It was like 2 days lomg

[@ColonelloRS]

The stream got real when they started looping sanic music with a hand drawn sanic in front of the webcam.

[@ChEILoZ]

Hilarious with fun editing and moments. Then half way in Bruce plays and all we get us to see defeat sign over and over

[@richardhunter3441]

I really hope this turns into a full series

[@cristiancorrea4166]

Yeah same

[@Solar424]

VAMOS A LA PLAYA

[@qwerty-hr5xh]

VAMOS A LA PLAYA

[@jasonray6681]

Vamos a la playa

[@joshmccorquodale9082]

VAMOS A LA PLAYA

[@bismarck4872]

Oh oh oh oh oh

[@DeodorantSniffer]

OHHHHH OHHHHH

[@thedredmanable]

This seems to be about 36 hours shorter than I remember.

[@TheUngiftedGamer]

How many people stayed for the stream?

[@TemmiePlays]

me &&

[@chriscalhoun5677]

I came back and back after some while

[@IdiotGamer115]

+TheUngiftedGamer on and off but stayed for the majority VAMOS A LA PLAYA OHO OH OH OH OH

[@Midnight_Metro]

Where do they stream?

[@IdiotGamer115]

+Omegis theunyielding Yt gaming

[@Crader7]

4:41 RYUJIN NO KEN O KURAE!!!

[@Crader7]

the Hanzos never stood a chance.

[@epicfail12336]

play of the game material

[@Gazna11]

Genji, the better Shimada

[@chelseaalejandro9435]

the dragon is sated

[@danieltabin6470]

Napoleon was 5,6, or average for the napoleonic era, but he was 5'2 in french inches, which were different than english inches, so the english made fun of him.

[@EhvinnTee]

And Tom "Jack Mission:Impossible Reacher" Cruise is 5'7".

[@danieltabin6470]

***** But tom cruise is slightly short for modern standards. Napoleon wasn't for his time period. Less food + less healthcar = shorter people

[@snipyshot1177]

he was 5'7 actually and his personal guard were giants comparably as most were over 6'1

[@danieltabin6470]

Esançe Ah, good to know

[@vonriel1822]

Some say those three ballistas are still firing to this day.

[@TheTvdroid]

I've been waiting for this. 2 long days I watched in the shadows until one day my savior-Omar turned up; And started playing Vamos Ala Playa.

[@MrGeneralHeavy]

And thus one of the longest, bloodiest streams was born. Vamos a la Playa my friends....Vamos a la Playa

[@Thefoodnetwork26]

Bruce's numerous defeats were hilarious and I nearly choked laughing. The editing made it even funnier as well.

[@hikingworm1028]

In memory of the 41 hour war... REST IN PEACE, BALLISTAMEN.

[@GameGuysMushroom]

could watch this for hours :)

[@DerpMuse]

21*

[@bungobaggins01]

+Justin James no, it really went on for 41 hours.

[@looki24]

Some of us did watch it for hours, days even....

[@lookatmyface9230]

+Kelly Peck it went for 3 or 4 days

[@smoovedood2325]

41 hours

[@nyquilp]

The stream was the most fun stream I've ever watched. FH manages to be entertaining even when they're not in the office, sleeping

[@bouncyballblue]

James "how do you expect to win a war without ninjas?" alpha release: now with ninjas!

[@tlozfreak888]

every time they put two ballistas in the back I got worried. I had flashbacks to crappy sonic music, vamos a la playa, and several hours of guile's theme.

[@1rightsalvation]

This is how it all started.

[@TastyGravySauce]

you guys really helped me while I was going through the hardest breakup of my life, you guys always made me laugh when I didn't even want to smile. thank you

[@FEFELAND]

15:06 ha....haha......heh..... Adam..... We watch this for the next *2 fkn days*! Vamos a la Playa!

[@madsemy55what604]

41 hours of production to make this video happen. Every second was worth it. You also have to appreciate the fact that hey sacrificed some of their filming sessions, because this set up was occupied.

[@CESS3D2Y]

Best live stream of all time.

[@SFM_2]

"We have secured defeat from the victory of our enemies". ~Funhaus 2016

[@Telic]

Oh baby a triple (upload)

[@Flashedreal]

Vamos a la playa.....

[@stevenesteves8635]

I'm having flashbacks from the war... I also see sanic

[@BROcomon]

ohh ohh oh oh

[@julianswayze4195]

+Steven Esteves PSTDerp... that war will haunt so many of us to the end of our days. Gotta go fast! ;_;

[@thescrambler9592]

#neverforget

[@Nova-nz1zu]

A mi me gusta bailar

[@YagTan28]

Funhaus, the only channel where the descriptions contain as much content as the videos.

[@joshjeran]

"Now we watch this for the next half hour" greatest understatement in human history

[@chaos_omega]

Mongol FACT: A mongol would have defeated a ballista easily, because mounted archery.

[@SympleSymon]

You say that like the balistamen wouldn't shoot a charging horse.

[@chaos_omega]

Mongol FACT: Mongols fear NOTHING! Except for moths. They hate moths.

[@RadMan224]

they are the exception

[@cozy4732]

+David B Andrews During the Mongol heyday (13th century) artillery was reserved for sieges. The Mongols employed Chinese siege engineers, and ballistae went out of fashion some thousand years beforehand. So, unfortunately, this never happened.

[@chaos_omega]

Mongol FACT: Genghis Khan loved to bowl. He loved it so much, he had pins made from the bones of his fallen enemies... and bowling balls made from the steel of their swords and spears.

[@bravosk8erboy]

tuned into that stream and it was already doing the stalemate. feel asleep to it and 8 hours later it had shifted a little to the left. no joke the time elapsed was legit

[@Gazna11]

The stream shall go down in history. Those who didn't experience it, I am happy for you.

[@HawkeyeNation19]

VAMOS A LA PLAYA!

[@Checkmate1138]

You're happy? Or you wish we had also experience it?

[@astro-orangutan2328]

As a short guy, I appreciate that Adam says that 5'4" isn't short. He's wrong but it's still nice.

[@DaCanary]

This makes me think of when I got married to my wife, during our honey moon she was stolen by an african king named Mehtobah, three days later she was found dead with her limbs torn apart by alligators all they recovered was the ring i proposed to her with. then on the flight home the airline lost the bags with her limbs in them, and my bag that had my 3ds in it. 4 weeks after her funeral her parents sued me because they thought I planned her death just to get the insurance money which i didnt. I tried to commit suicide twice after that and i failed both times, the first time i tried to jump off a bridge into a freeway but was saved by landing in a garbage truck. the second time i paid a hitman to kill me but i had forgotten and called the cops on him when he tried to kill me. that was 40 years ago...

[@alfatazer_8991]

Cool story bro.

[@Legionaairre]

Gerold? It's me...your wife.

[@ToastMr]

+Byzantium Robocop?

[@royalewithcheese7]

DaCanary wait why were there alligators in Africa? Or why was an African king in the southern United States?

[@someonesomeone2166]

because he really did kill her

[@Clintaso]

This explains that late night stream that I saw

[@marckelly7305]

Napoleon Bonaparte was actually 5'7".

[@brandoncarlson1565]

I like how Adam made a good point, but defended it so badly that everyone just ignored it

[@ozzyabate3837]

they should definitely play this again

[@LadiesmanBumblebee]

That was the greatest live stream in the history of Funhaus! But seriously though, never again.

[@RyanWho]

play of the game 4:43

[@TheScholesie09]

Best Genji I've ever seen.

[@SpeedoSniffer]

"RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE"

[@davidmagno2998]

Poor Hanzos. ;.;

[@11informer11]

NERPH THISS

[@seanjohnsonlz]

Thank you guys for playing the game I suggested. Wish I could have met you guys when I lived out in SD. Keep up the good work.

[@CarterArts]

Was that SmoothMcGroove playing at the end?

[@franchised1]

yea, guiles theme too I think

[@moviebad109]

It was Smooth McGroove's Acapella version of the Guile Theme actually.

[@TsukumoEt]

The flashback jerks on the stream and sanic being played.. The pain.... the pain...

[@Thehammm_]

Bang Di would know how to win this war... if only to show us the way.

[@kingsean96]

"You're gonna shoot your own men like that" *cocky look* "They're dead already." 14:05

[@Capricornetto]

Press 'F' to pay respects.

[@greasypluhg1386]

"Don't tell me how to war!" -Adam Kovic

[@WilliamGilbert_KSP_Player]

The real infinite warfare

[@fnvfan0145]

Finally, I get to see a mob wielding pitchforks(and unlit torches) in an actual battle.

[@leeroyjenkins6168]

I need someone to link me to the live stream or live feed from the start of the stream to the end after 41 hours I'm deadass about to watch the entire thing

[@chasepene223]

God i remember that livestream, it was glorious

[@noregrets92]

12:22 To be fair, there's not much you can do when they've got Mr. Fantastic manning the chariot.

[@oddfutureisdopeasfk]

the last part is so fucking funny

[@thefootle5865]

Blessed be onto ()mar for gifting us with the precious sounds of vamos ala playa

[@soapkiller3239]

Vamos a la playa

[@JKSSubstandard]

Some say those balistas are still fighting in the french countryside to this day.

[@ZombiesRBaus]

How tall is every member of funhaus

[@TheHaloGamer]

War... War never changes... Especially when there are three ballistas shooting at eachother for two whole days.

[@willv1730]

what was the song they kept playing on the stream? it went "baaa ba ba ba baaa" lol

[@ColonelloRS]

Guiles theme sung by Smooth McGroove

[@Nitrous0x]

It was Smooth McGroove's acapella version of Guile's theme.

[@deathroy237]

Darude Sandstorm

[@bellaoswald2354]

i couldn't stop thinking about that song after the stream

[@lr-]

Following Stanley - stanley parable

[@ChrisOfTheDead]

I'm glad to see game developers finally getting access to the army simulation software used in Lord of the Rings.

[@blugoriboy]

Smooth MCgroove funhaus crossover?

[@TheOneTrueFingal]

Required readings of Zap Brannigan's Big Book of War paid off huge for the Haus Army!

[@saucybeagle7257]

no one looks up to Tom cruise. in any way.

[@mtnman11000]

I do

[@saucybeagle7257]

+Smashing_Souls Tom cruise is merely an illusion. what we see anyway. he's actually manifestation of the lowest part of the universe sent here to suck the life from humanity. anytime you respect him or raise your your gaze in his direction you are actually looking down into the abyss with you're eyes and your minds eye. that's how it feeds. the feeding actually distorts time and space, up and down become irrelevant and all we have left is side ways. even if you think you look up to him, you're not. it's science.

[@michaellemus3597]

so glad they shoeex the timelapse that livestream was hilariously random

[@scaryfaced1]

Napoleon was 5'7"! You don't even knoe nothin about French height!

[@Mark-zv1xs]

They could not care less lol

[@josemariafrancogonzalez]

That Swordmans MVP was the father who lost his son. Merkd all the ranged squad by himself!

[@hops2099x]

I think the ending is the biggest laugh you've ever given me, I choked on my own spit and almost died

[@zebry13]

Napoleon was 5'7". For that time period he was above average height for a Frenchman.

[@ArkAngel2904]

Kovic: "Now we watch this for the next half hour" Wrong now we watch this for the next what feels like a god dam life time seasons changed around me as i was watching this stream

[@Idarak1]

Glad I wasn't aware of what the long stream was so I wasn't spoiled about this video.

[@MarcussJay]

Those chariots were fucking hilarious. Probably the best part of this game. It's as if the guy whipped the horse and just held on for dear life.

[@andrewwright8181]

I love that one footman, "FOR MY KINGDOM! I WILL SLAY ALL THE ARCHERS!'

[@kerry0010]

This video and the freaking sonic stunts vid that they just put out were two of the funniest things ive ever watched. seriously full on belly laughs they were both so funny. Good work FH

[@supershmevan9444]

One of my favorite things about Funhaus is that they can play literally anything, no matter how shitty, and still make a god damn entertaining video.

[@michaelfraser2119]

I still think this is a pretty nice game. Sure the AI could be better but it isn't like a triple A game or something. I think it's still in development so maybe it could still be improved.

[@supershmevan9444]

Fair enough, this game isn't actually all that bad really. They've definitely played worse.

[@fozfozzy9074]

Its great how a 36hr livestream can be cut down to a 15 mins video...magic of the internet guys

[@mdgtsardshbgs]

It's so ironic that FH, the group known for putting out short content, created a video that lasted longer than any video AH has ever made. Nice work, everyone. Let's pack it in and vamos a la playa.

[@theaveragegatsby4125]

As soon as James put the two ballista in the back I knew what was coming...

[@shay5555]

Listening to the background music gives me war flashbacks. Literally.

[@glasseskun]

THE NEVER ENDING BATTLE IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME

[@WakeWalters]

I love that they're playing Smooth McGroove at the end. That makes me so happy

[@platinumpengwinmusic5564]

Do you know what song it is?

[@danielkrutko2971]

This is my favorite gameplay ever and I only wish the stream would've lasted longer than 41 hours. Emmy award winning performances all around. Ballista 1 Ballista 2 Benson Lawrence's Perfectly Timed Burp All fantastic. All worth the never ending onslaught of war.

[@xaviercampbell8559]

Actually Napoleon was 5 feet 7 which was the average height for Frenchmen at that time. He just surrounded himself with much bigger guards.

[@GawsHawg]

9:48 There's just a random blue guy flying in the background! Also Napoleon was 5ft 7in, which was normal for back then, also he had REALLY tall guards.

[@YraExalgaSkgs]

For days, DAYS, I kept my focus on this. I regret nothing.

[@jordantoms4367]

Fucking hell the memories.. The streams.. It's all coming back to me.

[@Jordiw00t]

15:07 "Allright, now we watch this for the next half hour". Little did they know.. the masses came together.

[@lukeemberson4951]

This was absolutely fantastic! You guys need to play this game more, its hilarious! From the Sgt York moment to the epic ending.