Worst DAD JOKES of all time 💀 sound via

[@CCCP5119]

That last one bro 😂😂😂

[@ShakirFazal-os4lv]

Ye

[@KING-OF-ALL.]

Lol

[@dragonfunwithrylee1306]

I thought the answer to the last one was Yoshi 🤣🤣🤣

[@Breadmobile]

Polar bear

[@un_of_earth]

​@@BreadmobilePolar bears are green???

[@RoyScorpi]

Worst dad jokes of all time ❌ Best dad jokes of all time ✅

[@sudsy716]

Facts

[@Ender1king]

@@lostyourname123bruh9 FACTS

[@jacobnunya7]

​@@Ender1kingF A C T S

[@ZESSA7777]

@@jacobnunya7 FACTS

[@Kupaloveslemons]

@@ZESSA7777FACTS!!!!!!!,

[@RandomAviationEnjoyer]

“The worst dad jokes” *points at me* 💀😂😭

[@GeniusBabys-so5ye]

this ones kind of funny

[@catherinecolebrooke3247]

Oml its ryanair

[@the_deino2324]

"Komodo" god it was funnier than the real joke🤣🤣🤣

[@the_deino2324]

@NoobersOfficial it was for me so what tf do you want

[@OGCanibal]

Hey nice prof pic lol

[@jstoutdoors]

@@OGCanibal Yh g h Hhhhnhbz uhh uyybubgmmuggmyyyy

[@frostbyte22]

Whats green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table Nah its another tree

[@graysonsmith5694]

How is it fuzzy tho?

[@thederpydude2088]

@@graysonsmith5694 Maybe moss? Lol

[@zachkoptun9637]

It dosen't have 4 legs though

[@pfwp949]

Never said about 4 legs tho​@@zachkoptun9637

[@Mr.Blu.Banana]

A creeper

[@christiangonzales2840]

I Thought the first Joke was supposed to be "Were gonna have a 4 Week vacation in the Pacific ocean"💀💀💀

[@ThanvirDoes]

Same😂😂😂

[@iq-_-scorpion]

Same 😂

[@invaderzimfanone1901]

Nope, They sleeping in the freezer

[@coolguyBvM]

Or north korea

[@hishamudinrashdan7192]

The dart not hit the map instead bounce to back of freezer 😂😂😂

[@OliverNunez-he9jx]

“Where’d the dart go?” “Probably the backrooms”

[@alexanderbragt-kp2in]

No it goes to North coria

[@OliverNunez-he9jx]

@@alexanderbragt-kp2in well since I wasn’t born there luckily, I can get a plane ticket out of North Korea but em it’s gonna be hard

[@haltofan222]

@@OliverNunez-he9jx The label on the dart: *MADE IN NORTH KOREA*

[@OliverNunez-he9jx]

@@haltofan222 lol

[@Ray_c100]

Woooooo HUIOOOOOO- *fades out of reality*

[@agis_...897]

I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

[@Vinignis]

Tf this is so funny how does it not have more likes and replies!

[@jakeburkmar1104]

This is funny

[@TheSpeedyBrownHedgie2559]

I had to read it twice to get it lol!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Chikn853]

Lol

[@tankythemagnorite9855]

I lay up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

[@HolIyleaf]

“Wherever You Land The Dart Is Where Were Going On Holiday” *Hits North Korea*

[@adrianamza4490]

That's what I was thinking😂😂😂😂

[@Browncam9906]

Same

[@AidenGeikie-tq4be]

Hits Ukraine

[@Jelbella]

​@@AidenGeikie-tq4behits the antarctic sea

[@gaylelee8726]

Hits Chernobyl

[@N0145K3D_VR]

"herd of sheep?" "yeah" (realizes) "i didn't get that!!" 😂😂😂

[@EditzIncognito]

I didn’t get it

[@donjandel]

So what's the answer

[@killedsev]

“herd” of sheep

[@Browncam9906]

@@killedsev man bro telling Faxx

[@CosmoIsHuman]

⁠@@EditzIncognitoif u add “have you” the front of it then it makes sense “have you heard of sheep, yeah I have, why?”

[@OldRhino]

Why is there a pool table in the tree? Well, it's my pool table and I can put it where I want to.

[@NorthKoreaMilitary]

Unfunny ass joke

[@Digital_Stormz]

@@NorthKoreaMilitaryhey I escaped North Korea

[@俊王-d1p]

@@NorthKoreaMilitarydon’t worry i have him locked up in Antarctica

[@Hmdueluelukeeuli5qjyqyqkyqo]

​@@俊王-d1pgod😂😂

[@_2_wer]

@@NorthKoreaMilitarybro shut up

[@Millie-1414]

It’s currently 4:16am and zero of my brain cells have gotten back from lunch break yet💅🏽💅🏽

[@feargamer2009]

”knock knock” ”Whos’e There?” ”who” ”Who who” 💀💀💀

[@themontyshow3532]

*le gasp* An owl?!

[@GojoSatoru911-ke9fz]

Bro this comment got me dead💀

[@GojoSatoru911-ke9fz]

"knock knock" "Whose there?" "You" "You who?" "YOO HOO!" 💀💀💀🤣🤣

[@matthiaskooij2712]

That's da sound of da police

[@TrucksDoesDrawing]

*subscribe* hi

[@YourMum44056]

ALL JOKES EXPLAINED: 1. She missed, the dart went behind the fridge, he said theyll go on holiday where it lands, so they're gonna go on holiday behind the fridge. 2. Roof is 4 letters, R is 1/4 letters and 1/4 is the same as 25% without R, its oof. 3. Vegans always tell everyone that theyre vegan (most of them), and make it their whole personality (vegan teacher is a good example) so hes saying thats the hardest part. 4. A group of sheep is called a herd. 5. I dont thimk i need to explain

[@builderplayz4884]

tysm deserves more likes

[@yo84437]

Thanks

[@bubbaacuna3652]

I DONT GET #5

[@Dakotahnice]

​@@bubbaacuna3652HOW

[@getBhavinShah]

Number three could be because vegans is said like wegans so that is why it is hard to keep to themself

I thought you were going to visit me in north korea 💀

[@A39pro]

are you the one guy using steam in North Korea

[@AViolationToSociety]

How do you have KZbin?

[@ItsK5YT]

💀

Magic ​✨@@AViolationToSociety

[@5___.---.___Hello___.---.____1]

how is bro watching anything on youtube

[@mobile-jzx]

“What’s the hardest part about being a vegan” Being a good person lol Whole lotta mid in this reply section

[@twixmaestr7605]

LOL

[@BREEZE.Z]

NAWW 💀

[@sebastianmorris91]

There are good vegans 🤷‍♂️ just saying

[@mobile-jzx]

@@sebastianmorris91 HAHA name one that isn’t a total asshole about people eating animals (regular people btw)

[@sebastianmorris91]

@@mobile-jzx HAHA a typical vegan hater. Not hard to find. Not hard to be dissatisfied with them

[@CrystalShard9871]

"Heard (herd) of sheep?" "Yeah why?" BRO EVEN I GOT THAT!

[@Sigerbro]

I did not

[@FoxyThePirate2010-e7d]

THE ROOF ONE WAS ACTUALLY GOOD LOL

[@HuntsoOFFICAL]

Appreciate the original creator! This content farming of cars is insane.

[@K_Katayama]

I got one “I lost my bar of soap yesterday. It was a sudden disappearance 😂

[@ReedyRose]

I don’t get it sorry can you explain 😭

[@ThoughtFocus]

@@ReedyRosesame

[@Threegooberscooking]

@@ReedyRoseI think it means “sud”den disappearance, like suds of soap

[@K_Katayama]

@@Threegooberscooking correct

[@ReedyRose]

Ohhhh!! Thanks 💀

[@ikykwklk325]

"What's green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? " My dumbass said duolingo 💀🖐️

[@krasoos7501]

First joke had me dead 😂💀

[@JacobSanchez875]

Bro i dont get that one

[@krasoos7501]

@@JacobSanchez875she missed the target (the map) and instead threw the dart behind the fridge so they spent 2 weeks behind the fridge for vacation 💀☕️

[@JacobSanchez875]

@@krasoos7501 that’s what I was thinking. Thanks

[@Denki_twin_sister]

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?:It had to wipe the assfault

[@broisbri13]

lol

[@HikaruKun20]

That last one had me dying cause yeah, that would definitely kill you

[@delite3400]

"Whats green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?" My dumb ass: Mike Wazowski

[@Torie.pachelli]

The hardest part of being a vegan not starting beef

[@deathstridermk4]

LMAO

[@yo84437]

LMAOO

[@Sam4Bam]

DAYUM SON

[@JamesMcCullough-lu9gf]

better than 3 weeks in the middle of the indian ocean

[@OmniStrider]

The last joke isnt even my concern... Its how they got it in a tree 💀

[@Baibus1]

it will kill you IF it falls out of a tree

[@OmniStrider]

@@Baibus1 not if ur not under it 😭

[@Skill-Issue79]

The logistics of that is too much for my 3 brain cells to comprehend

[@Duck_thegreatwesternengine]

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

[@spookyfox5392]

In Australia there are these animals called drop bears and they eat human flesh but it’s not like their entire diet their carnivores and they look exactly like koalas and they match the description of the last one perfectly

[@BenDood]

As an Australian, I can confirm this.

[@s.cvjetkovic]

ofc its in australia

[@Skill-Issue79]

⁠I’m from nz and whenever we go to Australia they specifically target us. I have fifteen scars on my back from when one attacked me but I got away before he killed me

[@launcher._.dragonz]

on the last one i literally shouted “THE GRINCH” 😭

[@FirstnameGIGA]

Blue really said a Komodo is green and fuzzy 💀💀💀

[@kristel11dietteamnb13]

Yesterday…. MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

[@paulgabrielcastillo7952]

I love dad Jokes

[@DUDEBRUHMICE]

My heart flatlined for 30 seconds, that’s how much laughed at these

[@Ac1Dx3]

The face in the beginning- 👁👁 👄

[@Smiley_cat18]

POV: you are having a sleepover but everything is funny at night

[@Googlepixel74YT]

OOF got me

[@Mrsl_Soldier]

Nah all of them are too good😂😂😂

[@Adham_RL]

Whats messis favorite tea ? A penalTEA

[@retraxxion]

Actually funny

[@Adham_RL]

@@retraxxionthanks

[@Cryoforge16047]

I laughed, not at the jokes, but at those goddamn laugh edits 😂

[@Laxplayer94757]

What is the sheep one?

[@cat-cat...]

"have you heard of sheep?" shortened down to "heard of sheep?" but then a group of sheep is called a herd, a herd of sheep. the joke is basically the guys says "herd of sheep." (as a statement not a question of "have you heard of sheep?") but the other guy says "yeah I have, why?" hearing it as a question. hope this helps!

[@Dragon_might9]

These are actualy the best dad jokes.

[@gordonmacdonald6273]

I thought he was talking about furry.That has four legs right

[@MicahDash-r6l]

Nahh, the last one fr got me 🤣

[@AR-cu9ek]

Wait can someone explain the first one

[@LiamUlvi]

She missed

[@toastisity]

This is pretty damn obvious but she missed 🤦

[@cat-cat...]

t h e d a r t w e n t b e h i n d t h e f r i d g e

[@toastisity]

@@cat-cat... It's kinda crazy how thick some people are

[@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing]

​@@cat-cat...I thought he said B R I D G E

[@10KSniper]

The roof joke face when the guy started laughing got me

[@Neonice49]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nico_DiAngelo]

“What’s green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?” Me: *Duolingo*

[@LazyDays-sum]

do you mean the best dad jokes

[@Harmacy1]

No, they aren't funny

[@Caelus32]

​@@Harmacy1 Wanna know a secret? Humor is subjective. What's funny to one person might not be funny to someone else

[@Harmacy1]

@@Caelus32 🤓

[@dadhichfamily8049]

⚡👨🏿⚡ now ​@@Harmacy1

[@Igbmn]

Fr​@@Caelus32

[@atharvakhot917]

If these are worst..... I'm not ready to die by laughter from the best ones😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@Dinosaursrlife]

This makes no sense

[@RANDOMGAMER223]

Thats the point

[@Hamburger-m7f]

they are hard to understand but i understand

[@Blaster2117]

@@Hamburger-m7fthey aint

[@Blaster2117]

@@RANDOMGAMER223they make sense

[@RANDOMGAMER223]

@@Blaster2117 a couple of em make sense

[@VGMenjoyer]

Herd of sheep was so bad 💀

[@charles-si1lb]

The fart right after the vegan joke got me dying

[@OfficialGVNT]

THE ROOF ONE GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

[@Shadow-bp3ib]

I ate a dictionary the other day, gave me thesaurus throat

[@train7691]

“Wherever the dart lands, I’m taking you on holiday.” _Hits Arctic ocean_

[@easycookingbysaj3169]

The first one was FUNNY like really FUNNY😂

[@ZiyyanMahi]

"What would you say if 25% of your roof is gone?" Oof😂

[@tylerpeterson19]

That pool table one was pretty top tier 😂

[@coolhguy]

this one got the giggles flowing STRAIGHT out of me, i can always rely on battleoyalejokes to give me a good chucklefest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[@fredrikbergmark6897]

Idk why but these jokes get me rollin on the floor

[@McBoyASMR]

The last one got me dead 💀

[@kjskidzone2323]

The worst part of the first one is they were outside when they were throwing darts😂😂

[@invaderzimfanone1901]

That first one got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SkuIIඩ]

That’s sone good jokes tough

[@nfspaybackps4]

That OOF got me on the floor 😂

[@Browncam9906]

“3 weeks behind da fridge” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Franklyn-q5h]

More Dad jokes😂 they get me every time😂😂😂

[@link3676]

People laughing there makes me more inclined to laugh plus the funny joke is just- 😂

[@SibiDurom-kd8ef]

What is scary and delicious but you cannot eat it ? Creepypasta😂🤣

[@Golden_Nerd]

Frankenstien went to a bodybuilding competition, only to realize he seriously misunderstood the assignment. 🥁

[@shwetapravin9659]

The last one I thought was a drop bear😂😂

[@MerxiTerxi]

the roof one got me

[@pinkbird11]

That last one caught me off guard

[@JackMeier-p6x]

The second one though🤣🤣😶

[@HoppenFN]

I laughed at every single one 🤣

[@JamesPlaysGames-tm5oe]

The roof one was actually good😂

[@liamsullivann]

The first had me dying 💀

[@zelenylusk2]

i almost choking myself as i laughted when you said off.

[@WinterCrestSupporter]

Bro the pictures made me laugh even more than the jokes......

[@MrdDoge1]

the roof one got me rolling around on the ground dying

[@TheSurkamp]

me, a geography expert checking the map in the first joke if there is any error (i found some, like literally the Region i live is now idepedent, baja California is not in the same color as Mexico, northern island of Japan is annexed by Russia, French Guyana doesnt exist) not all if them are here but they are the obvious ones

[@lovetimefoxy5094]

The first one is my favorite dad joke so far😂

[@OrangeeOfficial]

😂 love it. My fav was the Roof oof 😁

[@SomeWhat_Gamer-133]

My lawyer refrained me from making a joke on the 1st one

[@WillardmartinsSonOnYT]

Bro they were so good ones 😂

[@hntsanimated]

The first one and the last one destroy me

[@PlushieParodies]

The fridge one got me😂

[@ThatOneFortniteDude]

The oof one was good 😂

[@Bananasaregoated]

On the last one my dumbahh said a sloth😂😂😂😭🤣

[@paradoxalgamer5885]

"What did Delaware?" "A New Jersey."

[@HarveyBrooklyn]

You know my girl Stella is went interstella 😂

[@rodan9773]

You know how Groot makes Friends. He BRANCHES out.

[@TheWinterCadet_Offcial]

Beware of the wild pool table, they are know to fall from trees crushing innocent people who just be chillen.😂

[@divine3_]

“What’s green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?” my dumbass really said *DUOLINGO.*

[@Ragewell]

Turns out we're spending 3 weeks behind the fridge😂

[@martinncube1213]

The roof 1 got me😂😂😂

[@ramiechek259]

There so bad it’s so good 😂😂😂🔥🔥💀💀

[@darrennowell9662]

Wherever you land the dart is where we going for vacation misses the world map💀

[@AdrianLopez-oh2gb]

The first one caught me off guard