Worst Failed Missile Compilation

Worst Failed Missile Compilation 2016

[@fridaycaliforniaa236]

5:01 Damn British people, when they said "short range", they were not joking...

[@BritishEngineer]

Don’t take your personal problems out on the British.

[@spinynorman887]

Agreed. That was the worst compilation of failed missiles I have ever seen.

[@aaronisgrate]

okay i was about to type this exact same thing. poor title execution. even poorer video compilation lol.

[@contingenceBoston]

Welp, I guess all three of us had the same thing in mind.

[@jacobschmoyer7630]

Spiny Norman 88 I think I contemplated inserting a scissor though my neck while wasting away watching this, at least then I'd be doing something interesting.

[@mmdirtyworkz]

^ you must have very low standards

[@choadatiostoad415]

Spiny Norman 88 do that be worse as in you seen better compilations,!?.!!? Or you just can't make a decision on how to punctuate your last sentence? Or this is the worst bunch of missiles you've ever seen?

[@skulengu6854]

4:40 It was therefore necessary for someone to wake up the Range Safety Officer and inform them that the missile was failing and that it might be a good idea to destroy the missile by remote control.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

But the range safety officer was asleep and nobody dared wake him

[@freerk]

Looked stable again then though. But heading wrong direction!

[@skulengu6854]

@@freerk That’s both good news and bad news. The optimist would admire the stability, while the pessimist would be freaking out because it’s pointed straight at the ground. Sometimes it can be so hard to take sides. 🤔

[@brianv1988]

They usually blow it at the lower altitude to minimize the spread of debris and to gather as much data from the missile while it's malfunctioning

[@BritishEngineer]

⁠@@skulengu6854The “optimist side” in this case is wrong in the eyes of engineering then.

[@mysteriousbarrelscorpion6857]

Theres A fine line between , "Fire the missle!" And " Missle Caught fire. "

[@whitecunt6903]

2:26 Commander fires 1st missile 1st missle: yes sir! Commander fires 2nd missile 2nd missile: ауу давайте водку

[@floridacooking7018]

WhiteCunt please translate

[@drummerboy-topic4734]

It meant say let’s vodka

[@drummerboy-topic4734]

It means ayy let’s vodka

[@d.cypher2920]

The old lighthouse joke...never gets old.😂😂

[@WootTootZoot]

@johnnytheprick It isn't true. The entire story is made up and has been passed around since the 1950's in some variation or another.

[@itsmrlonewolf]

Why so many people hating? It said missile failures and it was? It did what it said on the tin, at least it wasn't click bait

[@playo9197]

I liked how a torpedo was included.

[@28ebdh3udnav]

One torepedo....

[@ShimrraJamaane]

@@28ebdh3udnav A torpedo is a missile. An underwater missile. Air is not a requisite to being a missile.

[@seannootherway]

Click byat

[@joeysplats3209]

It would be great to have a large-breasted thumbnail, tho.

[@sarath_sajan]

5:01 So you are telling me, No major failure had taken place.

[@rondohunter8966]

No "Majors" failures had taken place. All casualties were of a much lower rank.

[@BlackjackCZ]

Lol. Would like to know what they would classify as major failure.

[@kcggaming5138]

blackjackcz loss of the key components in the rocket.

[@blessthismessss]

the S-300 and S-400 are conceptually very scary missile systems but the fact that this video features 3 or more instances of them failing makes me wonder if its more scary for the enemy or for them launching the thing, lol

[@s4ss.m8]

Bro, look at the war 😂 I'm doubtful anything of the Russians works as intended. And this is coming from an AK guy.

[@brianv1988]

There are a bunch of them misfiring from Russia in Ukraine

[@jade7631]

Can you point out where exactly was the S-400? The Russian missiles all suggest the systems were S-300s. A system that dates back to the 1980s. A system that old has its drawbacks. It’s the reason even American F-15s snap apart in mid air. Many missiles featured in the video are not Russian, care to tell me why Russia should be scared?

[@orjikerock875]

Israel have been destroying it in Iran and in Iraq

[@buzaldrin8086]

Why aliens are not worried by Earth.

[@bobdigitally]

Buz Aldrin earthlings should be afraid of this

[@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.]

Buz Aldrin because there isn't any.

[@firemouth]

Lol

[@birichandbharti7541]

. ...

[@poosspooss]

Buz Aldrin because aliens are drunkards

[@Whitpusmc]

In Russia, missile fires ship!!

[@digi2931]

its ukranian ship . . Russian ship when start rocket, the american go to cnn

[@Whitpusmc]

No CNN they no good, watch Fox! See missile hit in super 3D HD with Dolby surround sound and pretty girls! No vodka though :-((

[@user-jx1kg5vr5h]

digi that indeed was a russian ship. after the annexation of crimea

[@tjhaverland4276]

Женя Краснослободцев Fucking Russians and their Missiles!?! 😂😂😂 😎

[@Strange_Man1911]

In Pakistan, missile turn back 360º

[@waynethemain3150]

I can imagine right now a destroyer firing missiles and the missile goes back to the base and destroys it 😂👌

[@Dimension2010]

Quite surprisingly that clip of Sea Dart system failure can solve one argument about its rate of fire I saw many years ago: within 10 seconds a dummy round was already loaded to the arm, way shorter than many sources claimed it would take.

[@RobbinsScott]

2:12 Guy 1: "You get it." Guy 2: "No, you get it"

[@SansP3ur]

At 1:00, I bet the camera operator was happy that the propulsion failing was only slightly less worse than the warhead not detonating on impact.

[@filipkilibarda8952]

Why would it detonate?! It was not armed, nor with filled warhead.

[@rondohunter8966]

I'd hate to be the new guy that gets a field promotion to EOD expert.

[@Lightning_Mike]

@@filipkilibarda8952 Bet you sweet bippy it had a warhead, since they don't shoot those without 'em. I wouldn't trust Soviet ammo, either.

[@towedarray7217]

Awesome video. Not for nothin’, it can not be easy to get footage of live ordinance mishaps. Most of it is jealously guarded, secret classified and will remain that way until long after, and even if, the ordinance itself is considered obsolete. This kind of material & telemetry is held pretty tightly by military intelligence agencies. Not long ago, US Navy footage of Russian missile launches were among our most valuable intel grabs (not to mention the cost of obtaining the footage in the first place). Pretty amazing compilation - thank you for posting this.

[@mariomejia4912]

The last part about the Montana is priceless! LOL!

[@rosendorx77]

omg, well worth to watch till the end. trust me you will enjoy it.

[@Woody-nc1ru]

This is a lighthouse mate, your call. Hello?😂😂 Always a good one

[@U2R4Me07]

That's why they test them...

[@veritech4884]

at 2:14 ITS A DAMN TORPEDO NOT A MISSLE

[@stephenhoward6829]

Insufficient launch-air. Either an HP air valve didn't open properly, or the H.P. air tank wasn't charged fully.

[@stephenhoward6829]

Speaking from experience, that is a U.S Navy Mk51 torpedo. The torpedo isn't a dud, nothing is wrong with the torpedo. What happened was that there was a failure in the HP Air system that provides the push to shove it out of the tube. Either a valve didn't open properly, or there was insufficient air.

[@americana_incarnate1717]

Same difference

[@wilsoncrocker]

@@stephenhoward6829 do surface ships use hp & lp actuating air? LA class SS use lp air to actuate the hp air which pushes the weapon & water out of the tube.

[@wilsoncrocker]

@Daniel Rodriguez no its not. wanna guess what the bright orange nose cone means? a failure to leave the tube is different than a "dud".

[@Hofsterman]

5:01 No major failure had taken place 😂

[@johnnysharp6210]

The first video was dangerous with many people watching nearby

[@fridaycaliforniaa236]

I don't always fire a missile, but when I do it and hear a loud "SCHLUNK" on the roof of my truck, I always shit a huge brick in my pants ! 😂

[@Serenity17]

The missile didn't know where it is in this case

[@CT--sr5en]

Also known as error

[@Biden_is_demented]

That last one is a video of the USS Fitzgerald´s crew. :)

[@hepburn118]

The sailor pissing himself laughing around 2:25 was the best bit for me.

[@amcghie7]

The one you've labelled Denmark, they're all speaking English in the background with English accents...

[@jorgenandersen365]

That is a British Sea Dart missile, only used by the Royal Navy and the Argentine navy

[@tonygov]

Even Andy i

[@megharris3088]

Jorgen Andersen ironic really considering all the history those two have had..

[@akizeta]

Britain has a lot of history with everybody.

[@megharris3088]

NelC and will continue to do so, rule Britannia, what ho, pip pip and all that..🇬🇧

[@blakethefoxxo5162]

That second Russian one flew about as straight as a GTAV RPG

[@wickedcity77rg]

1st clip the captain was like....."keep going dont stop the boat" 😅

[@ethanqt]

The launch vehicle blew up. "No major failure had taken place." That's government narrative for you. 😁

[@SaposJoint]

You had the same clip back-to back. You should have just titled it "Worst Failed Compilation" and be truthful.

[@benbrooks566]

Sapo or maybe you should realise that people make mistakes, take your parents for example

[@BadWebDiver]

It's the same clip, just a slowed down repeat for the stupid people - like yourself...

[@Wildstar40]

0:58 In Hollywood this missile would have blown up for sure.

[@stonie0212]

5:04 Not Denmark, that missile has never been in the RDN inventory. It is a British Sea Dart

[@stonie0212]

LOL!! true

[@josemanuelmillan7180]

Too late for argentinian's A4 Skyhawks.

[@ollybobi2178]

We could have been there we did the hovsa misile didn't we ???

[@pdarley58]

Yep Sea Dart pile of crap

[@simonbarnes7620]

@@josemanuelmillan7180 7 confirmed kills? Plus one gazelle helicopter

[@jbaltusstuff5908]

Im so glad you did not mistake spaceflight rockets with ICBM's with this one.

[@poggergen1937]

People pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for one missile and it’s not even guaranteed they’ll work right 😂

[@kujursameer86]

I find this immensely funny

[@SR71ABCD]

Oh Shit its coming back down!

[@freejohn4078]

SR71ABCD - BETA TYSON run!!! run!!!run!!

[@clockco1362]

Shush fury

[@hackerino9707]

As expected

[@barackobama9656]

Shut the fuck Up furry

[@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883]

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to say that these are the worst rockets

[@haraldpettersen3649]

I definitely recommend this video, you get to see serious experiences, but with a little cheerful twist.

[@__________________________Poop]

post the best missile failure compilation or get out

[@swastikkanta9213]

this is a lighthouse mate !! it's your call ..

[@colincampbell767]

That joke has been around for well over a century. BTW - the USS Montana is a submarine that was not commissioned until after the TV commercial came out.

[@mikefister5810]

Colin Campbell not to mention they would never ever mention the ssbn in their convoy

[@kara95tv8]

Where is Australia ? Lol they have a long list of failed

[@chrisstingley7516]

Lol I love that video

[@gowherbashir5571]

This is why aliens have special interest in America

[@cameronjustin8654]

The torpedo was like, "I can't swim guys."

[@daniellitvinenko3478]

LolxD the very end of the video

[@tomcat9112]

Hillarious ... honestly ...a bit long ... but pretty funy It remains me that we are all the same accross the world. No one is better than the others ;-) I love you guys wherever you come from.

[@Shade_Tree_Mechanic]

Missile disintegrates, bursts into flames and crashes into the ocean Narrator: "No major failure has taken place"

[@balal5715]

Ha ha ha the last finishing touch with light house was awesome

[@markmyjak7739]

It all started when man discovered fire.

[@shrek2929]

Fight started earlier

[@hannes178lool2]

2.20 this is a torpedo

[@smoothfags20]

In the 1st clip, were giant elastic bands used ?

[@ironmaiden6127]

Where the last vídeo come?

[@davecrupel2817]

1:09 that driver mustve looked at that missle next to him like 😱 Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😁👍

[@mattymcmattamus]

I'm not going near that for at least a hundred years.

[@medicmain3947]

Wooooosh

[@xXFeralArtsXx]

Matty McMattamus Near where, this is all over world.

[@drahunter213]

1:00 Lol when the missiles nose hits the ground those guys must've freaked out

[@Zichoe]

What is the movie at the end??

[@ratzemberger1]

Míssil: um trem que voa carregando combustível e explosivos...eu aviso...vai dar merda.

[@RENIEDSA]

the test are nornal

[@KingPrintmaker]

2:12 Seaman: uhhh, your red rocket is showing.

[@jackuzi8252]

Normally the Soviet/Russian "cold launch" (Missile ejected from tube by compressed gas, engine ignites a safe distance away, rather than inside launch tube) is a plus, but obviously less so for missiles fired vertically.

[@69STARBREAKER]

Missiles from 🇨🇳!!! 😂😂 😂

[@Neeharsha]

That's why we don't buy made in China 😂😂😂

[@schmeegil2240]

RUSSIAN GENERAL: GO FETCH Z ROCKET 🚀. SOLDIER: I QUIT .

[@ben5073]

Sooooo where did that first missile go off to?

[@Cg23sailor]

2:10 Not even a Missile. That is a Mk-46 Torpedo.

[@gamejunk2707]

Why so disliked?

[@wasimjaan3300]

GameJunk engineers behind those failures..😎

[@WampireDj]

Butthurt Russkies

[@russellwalker3830]

Because it's filled with useless extended footage and double entries just to get the video length passed 10 minutes.

[@sixeyes2859]

Not sure

[@russellwalker3830]

Chris Landry good job A+ my boy

[@kokigami5492]

More missile fails, less newspaper articles.

[@poiuytrewq8ff]

Missile at 2:36 was like "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[@landondull2372]

this has North Korea written all over it

[@God_Gogeta]

Landon Dull bet you donot even know where north korea is located on map.

[@9442348543]

Make a video on multi billion dollars ... trash f35s

[@angus3963]

Funny, IAF seems to be flying them over Iran without any issues. 📸 💣

[@ShikamaruXT]

You misread the title: it is the worst compilation of failed missles

[@garethdavies2985]

the one with the missile stuck at the end of the gun with the crew pissing themselves was brilliant

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

The first "fail" is not actually a fail, that's a new Russian "hybrid" missile. When fired, one half of the missile dives underwater to search for submarines and the other half goes after aircraft or surface targets.

[@toineenzo]

Hi Russian bot

[@vitaliy1655]

😂😂😂

[@hectorgaming03]

I wish all of this was North Korea

[@daymal2717]

CreeperGaming2003 Minecraft & More Watch CNN much?

[@gaijinblow]

0:59 that's a "welp, I'm done" situation right there...

[@mikesuch9021]

There's a lesson for you. Always know where your fire extinguishers are at.

[@eduardoc1252]

Good work Russia, only quality products in you army.

[@miloraca]

Same as USA

[@johnshackleton323]

Shit happens.

[@wpa3715]

This is a lighthouse mate, your call. Gold

[@Dan-n-Duke-jr2ic]

Are they catapulted first??

[@neil2385]

another crap effort at robbing old video. your weak try with humor at the end with the US ship and the lighthouse pretty much seals it. It never happened and was just a tele advert.

[@stephensalt6229]

I agree with Mr.Gray...that is exactly how the US reacts with other nations...I never get tired of that video....

[@scraker7407]

2:19 NOT missile, thats torpedo.

[@BadWebDiver]

Torpedo is a type of missile, for underwater...

[@lordfarquaadgaming9316]

If it’s self propelled and guided it’s a missile

[@Ms13unknown13]

2:28 This Comrade is why you don't mix fuel with vodka!

[@1950Chimaera]

@2:50 "OOOOOO...PRETTY!...OH-OH...! Scam, it's coming back!"

[@mohammedashraf4229]

Are they all made in lndiass

[@utkarshadhikari5525]

Mohammed Ashraf the only made in India thing which failed is pakistan

[@chopradeepak766]

fo

[@CosmicForester]

земля превратилась в один огромный писькомер

[@petergriffin383]

This is me trying to hit my goals in life

[@kartikeysinha3834]

Legend has it that s400 lacked vodka

[@ryanb9038]

This is were our tax dollars are going.

[@CAL1MBO]

GunZ-a-blaZin 0004 stfu

[@laetrille]

Want to hear a joke? Paid Kremlin Trolls

[@spacekraken666]

all i can see is american trolls saying how bad are russians

[@TheGoodChap]

you actually believe in paid kremlin trolls? I bet I can guess what news stations you watch.

[@titanproductions3628]

You

[@vasiliybaybuz139]

If you will joke too much - Kremlin next time will make sasha gray US president :D

[@monarch9522]

@@randyballweg6079 Murican duck

[@revolution51]

The title is spot on.

[@andrewzheng4038]

*This never happens when I’m alone!*

[@mariomejia4912]

The last part is priceless! Over...

[@karlshrestha3737]

2:39 they made a great failed testing

[@Hubba404]

That Krivak in the first clip now has a torpedo right next to him, good thing it did not enable!

[@ricardoellis8951]

It's the new guy who mistaken the torpedo for cruise

[@diarfejzullahu9623]

"Mission failed we'll get em next time"

[@jim2lane]

This is what happens when you don't by the extended warranty

[@ravimusic8665]

3:00 that's kind of fireworks I need

[@necrookun1900]

2:11 when you poop but suddenly...