Worst Jacket I Ever Bought: Patagonia Review

[@cannibalmanimal2336]

Don’t buy the wrong jacket for your needs then rant on about how much you hate it. Simple fix: call Patagonia’s customer service line, wait less than five minutes, and tell them the style number on the inside label, if they can find it they’ll then tell you what current model is the best match. They sell several windbreakers so one is bound to work. They would’ve taken about 5X less than the time to make this “review”

[@ladujG]

Patagonia employee?

[@cannibalmanimal2336]

@@ladujGnope, simply an informed customer.

[@ladujG]

@@cannibalmanimal2336 not an employee? but paid for sure 😘

[@danielfilippi5201]

He just bought the wrong jacket for him needs... actually after seeing this video I realized that this was the jacket that I was loking for

[@dentReviews]

same. it's meant to be compact and super lightweight. i bet his old jacket is great, but weighs 4 times a much and packs 4 times as big. and did he run or do anything in it or just go by what it felt like in his hand? I'd say he should try a different patagonia jacket before writing them off... although they are very woke lmao

[@judgemally5034]

Same here lol

[@Tinnntin]

hahahaha 100 bucks to show off with a patagonia brand. On a market you pay 2 dollar for this

[@jelkeadema6034]

This jacket is absolutely legendary. It's a staple in the arsenal of countless hikers, bikers, runners (and more). People have literally used this jacket to walk across the United States. It's designed for high output activities, where you generate a lot of body warmth, while providing a bit of reprieve from the elements. It isn't light because it was made "from scraps," it's light because it was designed to be, and it's a lot more durable than you might think. If you read the product's page you'd know that. Ironically, this review is a great promotional video for the Houdini. It's also quite funny. Next time you buy something, you should probably read a bit about it. But more importantly, next time you review something, you should DEFINITELY read a bit about it.

[@quipitisi]

Sir, that's a jacket made for running, trail running, activities where you need light and breathable gear.

[@jesusizquierdo3831]

This is the most boomer review I've ever seen hahahah

[@Adrian-xh6up]

annoyed with the size of the packaging ❤❤❤

[@alancline7502]

I commend you for your astounding level of ignorance

[@Errcyco]

He’d already decided they hated them before he even ordered lol.

[@woodric]

This isn't even a review.

[@bigstraz]

Buys ultra light weight jacket. OMG this jacket is too lightweight 😂

[@kevhavens]

I understand why you dislike the jacket, but basically you ordered a jacket meant for running. Anything thicker would be too heavy and hot and every other review I've watched says this is one of the best light rainshells for running out there. It's a benefit that its so light and small and that it packs into its own pocket. It's also a snap judgement to assume that because its made in Vietnam that its of poor quality. Patagonia takes their manufacturing partners very seriously and if they catch any sign of poor quality or poor ethics, they stop working with that facility.

[@Skiityyy]

Well said, I’ve worn Patagonia on and off my entire life and have never seen a company put more effort and focus into quality and fair trade practice as they have

[@TigerPalmer]

I’m not even joking. This is my favorite review on KZbin ever.

[@funNactive1]

For this informed of a consumer there had to be all shorts of warnings; 1. coffee is hot 2. Don't buy a sports car & complain that it doesn't have the payload & performance of a truck 3. read the description & purpose of the product you're buying

[@jamierobinson6977]

This actually makes me want to buy it! Points out everything you would want in a ultra light running jacket. Great work Patagonia

[@Robert-ri7mt]

I know. My 3rd video review. His anti review made me get one.

[@madorsky]

Air version of this is much better for running, much more breathable.

[@SailingSabaiSabai]

Exactly, dumb dumb didn't research before throwing dollars at a problem and wants to blame his stupidity on the company.

[@awesomelife3710]

Best jacket for running I ever got. For rain, I like the Patagonia Torrentshell 3Layer. For traveling and keeping it in a tiny self-contained pocket, The Patagonia Houdini works great!

[@Chrizzowski]

Let me guess, you'd buy a 911 Turbo then complain about it being too light, not good off road, and not having enough space for your Costco trip?

[@nfo981]

I bought most flimsy jacket for 350$. Berghaus hyper 100. 3 layer waterproof. It weighs 3.5 Oz. Best jacket that I have for winter trail running. If you don't know what you are buying don't buy it!

[@snusmumriken232]

Alright, I can't tell if this video is supposed to be aggravating on purpose. You act as if this is the only thing Patagonia makes and they're somehow obligated to make specifically you happy. You read into a lot of things about the company as if you're looking for a bone to pick with them. They make heavier jackets. If you didn't want an ultralight jacket you shouldn't have bought one. Customer service can fix your purchase mistake but they can't fix your grumpy attitude.

[@tckimx]

Hahaha. “Back in the day when real men rode horses they made real jackets out of durable materials like duck canvas. Now that’s a jacket. And it only cost $1.” It’s like he rode a time machine to the future and missed everything that’s happened with technical outerwear in the last 50 years including cost inflation of materials, labor, etc. Perhaps try a different jacket of 100+ jackets that Patagonia makes. I’m sure there is at least one that meets your needs. Fact that he chooses to point out Patagonia’s social and environmental policies as “woke” says a lot. They woke up about 30 years ago. And now they make clothes out of hemp too. They must be a bunch pot smoking hippies down there in Ventura.

[@cdb420]

I think you may want to buy a different jacket. This is an ultralight technical jacket.

[@jakefitzhugh7864]

He obviously didn't do any research on what he was buying. I love my houdini gor ultra light backpacking

[@suavindividual2294]

This review is so hilarious, I watched it 3 times in a row. It's a masterpiece. I hope that it is archived in the library of congress one day. Do you think he even knows? Do you think he has he read any of the comments? Did he ever discover that patagonia sells "normal" jackets too? If only he was aware that he was holding one of the best, most portable ultralight jackets of all time.... but he sent it back :( Man didn't even know what he had.

[@dingomine]

You sir just didn't know what you were buying, as simple as that, period.

[@dontgooutdoorproductions2574]

Politics and cost aside you made an easy mistake and ordered a ultralight technical windbreaker by accident without knowing what they are used for. Its like me ordering a dcf/cubenfibre tent and having no idea how and why people use them. I would think someone conned me and sent me an overpriced tent made from trash bags!! I dont blame you though. Patagonias website is clear as mud for whats what! Without outside research its a nightmare

[@TheAdfk]

That's the jacket I'll order for cycliing! Perfect and packable. Thanks for the review!

[@markusf6964]

I feel sorry for you, but you bought the wrong jacket's. I use this for 4+ years on my mornings run (12miles), in case of possible light rain showers or a lot of expected wind. Why is this jacket so great ? Because its light and flimsy and easy to pack into pockets of my running shorts. I also use the Houdini jackets as a fallback protection in summer vacations or on my way to work. This is not jacket, which should be worn regularly during rainy days or bad weather. You posted the video on YT, but you did not use YT to inform yourself about your purchase. I bought it for 50$ on sale !

[@jimbonguyen]

You purchased a 2-seater convertible sports car. Then you complain why it performs so poorly in the snow. The Houdini jacket is made for runners to wear something light and breathable while they run. The Houdini jacket is not intended to be a rain jacket, a ski jacket, or an alpine jacket.

[@morenocorvini]

Hahaha man you have no idea what you bought or you are a good troll.

[@Dept246]

It’s a lightweight windbreaker that is packable. Maybe it’s overpriced and only worth half as much but it looks like you didn’t read the description and bought the wrong jacket.

[@spyroskostopoulos569]

This man works for Patagonia... Nice way to sell. Btw this jacket is good.

[@andy-mm2no]

The Houdini is one of the best bits of kit I own. It’s supposed to be lightweight! This is like buying a Ferrari and complaining that it’s not as heavy as your John Deere

[@sneekythreat]

So because you use recycled materials they’re using scraps? Not quite what that means.

[@TheDisillusioned1811]

The jacket is great for throwing into your expedition/wilderness/trail running kit for summer ONLY, but for colder temps this jacket is not sufficient to keep you warm and dry in a rainstorm or wet misty environment, it clings to your skin. The jacket should not be relied upon in the shoulder seasons or if the temps could drop below 50 degrees and you are out in the woods. For running down the streets or trails near civilization it is okay because safety is everyhwere.

[@arildoaim]

Its meant as a superportable backup/ emergency jacket for short periods of heavy wind/ drizzle. Bought is as a running jacket, but it is useless for that with non-existent breathability. Found BD Alpine start much better for that use. Better permability and resistance than even the Air-variant, at the expense of little larger pack size. Also heard OR Ferrosi is good if looking for breathable thin outer layer

[@vicsanchez7034]

wth??!! i bought this jacket for running in the spring and to use it when I ride my bike when i go to work. BEST JACKET EVER.. blocks the wind and it is ultra light that fits in my pocket... what a dick world eh...

[@Jtat2]

This is the most boomer shit ever. Actually do some research and buy products that fit your needs.

[@koenignero]

Actually recycled Nylon is more expensive to buy for Companies as new Nylon. Recycling costs money

[@projectshoe]

This is the worst review I've ever seen. Who buys a super light windshell and then complains when they receive a super light windshell. The Houdini is a classic and has been used by mountaineers in incredibly challenging conditions (Steve House and Colin Haley regularly use it as their only shell). It blocks wind and does a great job of keeping off rain. I hope this doesn't put anyone off buying it. Sir, something like the nano air would be more what you're after.

[@dkitsap1]

You’re telling people this Patagonia product is crap because of how it looks and feels, yet you failed to tell us how it served you after trying it out. Quit judging the book by its cover!

[@ctsean]

So you bought a jacket without knowing what it's intended use was, decided it's not right for your uses, and somehow that's the jacket's fault?

[@greentransmission]

That jacket can save your life if you are caught out in a chilly rain storm. It’s designed to be so light that you will always bring it along. It’s a wind breaker effectively, that can resist light rain. Couple that with a light insulating shirt and you have decent protection on a hike, climb, mtn bike ride, or run. 😊

[@jmama2028]

Did you not read the description of what the jacket is for? “It’s the most lightweight.” Ya, that’s literally what it’s meant to be. It’s for climbers and people who care about how heavy things are to the gram, to be used as a windbreaker. It’s not for everyday people going to the grocery store. It’s technical equipment for athletes.

[@tuomolehtimaki6533]

I was howling when cut to his missis for her opinion!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasschiller7848]

U just have no idea that u have one of the best small lightwight Jacket 😂😂😂😂

[@Michael-0000]

Perfect for my needs - good that it’s so lightweight as demonstrated here.

[@DustinDager]

Shame on you for not doing your homework before purchasing. This is one of the best jackets specifically made for ultralight marathon and trail runners. Someone needs to school this guy though he's probably making bank from all the people watching this video.

[@Keegancamps]

Lol, y’all just don’t know how to layer gear. Also on their worn wear site you can get stuff for a fraction of the cost. Wear quality is fantastic!

[@1966ReptiDude]

Literally the most boomer thing ever.. makes a video and gives his uneducated opinion without looking up what this windbreaker is for 😂

[@Just4Gordon]

Patagonia’s a marketing genius! Everyone will instinctively click on a “Train-wreck “. ….and then to describe one of their best-made most-popular hiking,running,biking (etc.) jacket by some geriatric,grumpy old man was simply brilliant! Almost as good as a super bowl commercial 😅

[@iamsheep]

Um, so you went on the website and bought this not knowing what it was? The website has photos and videos showing how thin and lightweight the material is...

[@animillsi3592]

Looks like a great, lightweight running jacket to me.

[@Hikerhikeshikes19]

Lmao this review is unintentionally hilarious. In all seriousness though there are so many products out there and new ones are always being developed so it definitely can be a little confusing for someone. There’s also a lot of pieces of niche gear for very specific needs. I’m sure the Houdini is loved by the people who bought it for it’s intended purpose.

[@reillybenjestorf6708]

What did you buy it for? Pretty sure it’s a windbreaker. And it being thin can be a good thing because it might be made to be breathable. You should look at the description before you buy stuff.

[@tippin.turtle]

Dick, hows the remote viewing going? I bought the jacket for its light weightness and its wind blocking abilities for "backpacking". I believe it works great for this purpose.

[@TyQuinn]

You bought the wrong jacket. It's supposed to be extremely lightweight. Did you bother to check the weight before you ordered it? It's 4oz. Research before you buy

[@Sekhmet6697]

This shows up as the 2nd video when searching for "M's Dirt Roamer Jacket" so it's very misleading. I would rename it (or even take it down since it looks like you were looking for a rain jacket and bought a lightweight windbreaker for runners instead - and a great one at that).

[@tommyers477]

Lol as soon as he says “Patagonia has now become a Woke company” you can tell: a) his intelligence level, b) his knowledge of the company/gear he’s attempting to talk about, and c) the Fox/OAN kool-aid he’s drinking. Yikes.

[@helenwu6229]

I was hesitating in front of the Patagonia website for a hour, not sure if I should press the "Place the Order" button to buy this jacket because its price was a bit out of my liking. Then I decided to check some KZbin reviews on it before I made a final decision. Thank you DicksWorkd, your review convinced me and I am going to have it for my upcoming trip to Camino De Santiago!

[@TheJennson]

the houdini is one of my favorite patagonia jackets for running and skitouring in spring. i also love to wear it when i am out on summernights. it has it´s usecase. don´t buy the wrong jacket for your needs and then talk it bad. Patagonia knows exactly what they do. You don´t!

[@Gojo2OP]

I think he ordered the wrong type of Jacket and is now disrespecting this amazing company…. This isn’t fair to the company specially for his ignorance.

[@jw_25]

I mean...you went out and bought the wrong jacket for your needs...but I bought the Houdini Jacket after seeing your review and it's the best purchase I've made in the last year. Firstly, you are correct, it's so incredibly lightweight that it almost feels l like you're not wearing a jacket. Second, it essentially blocks out ALL the wind. It's so good at blocking any wind, it also traps all my body heat. So for someone like me who runs fairly hot, this has been the perfect jacket for taking walks in 43-degree weather up to very blustery 50-degree weather with only a t-shirt or polo shirt underneath. The only drawback is if you're moving a lot, and if you naturally run hot, it can trap all your sweat and give a "clammy" feeling if the weather rises past 50 degrees (for me at least) and doubles as a running jacket.

[@Nomad-Drifter]

Know what you’re buying, it’s a 105g in men’s Large I think. It’s a windbreaker and super compact.

[@ry2402]

How odd that someone calls out a company for being more sustainable by using recycled materials and be anti racist in a way that suggests he doesn’t really think that’s a good thing. Probably just annoyed that Patagonia don’t make it in white with a good! His wife looks really happy to be part of this as well doesn’t she

[@Mr.A_nyc]

Thank you, I am SOLD!

[@BlackWolf11]

This is what you keep tucked in your purse in the summer so when you're on a boat and the wind starts blowing you can keep warm. It's not an actual jacket my man.

[@trevorknotts4093]

He has sold more jackets from this the he could have ever thought

[@RaftGuidePhil]

You didn’t do your research and you’re pissed because you didn’t get what you expected. A simple KZbin search would have saved you the trouble. Also how do you unknowingly order 2 jackets ? Did you not notice the $200 price at check out ? It’s not like they bill you upon delivery like you suggested in the video.

[@jirikrajnak9047]

This is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've seen lately.

[@MrChatelherault]

For a guy that takes the time to film a review of a jacket he hates, but he can’t take the time to check out reviews of what he’s buying. What a plonker.

[@zachbackpacks]

I love my houdini. It’s a very lightweight wind breaker. It is not insulated. It’s not supposed to be. You should take this video down because it shows that you don’t know what the point of that piece of gear is.

[@duranabourezk3262]

You bought the wrong one. The fact that it comes in an envelope is a selling point for people who, you know, actually backpack. We can debate whether or not it's worth $100, but this does come down to lack of product familiarity and application.

[@christianjmyhre]

If it doesn’t fit your needs, don’t buy! Patagonia has descriptions on their products and you’ll know the size and weight. Looks like a light trail running jacket! I’ve have and will keep getting Patagonia, keep up the good work 😃

[@Albatros2901]

It is sad that there are countless useless videos on youtube - this is one of them.

[@HEMAYATC]

Man doesn’t know what he is buying and then complains that it doesn’t do what a different jacket did over a decade ago. Also, didn’t bother to read about it or test it and ‘somehow’ ordered two of them. 😂😂😂

[@kingmoonracer369]

Hands down, the Houdini jacket has saved my ass several time trail running and hiking. Probably my favorite jacket I have ever owned. I would highly recommend buying one.

[@phillipnunya6793]

Patagonia is a little expensive and I don't like their super liberal politics, but there is nothing wrong with minimizing waste when it can make sense. As for the material, you bought a jacket that is categorized as ultralight. That means very, very lightweight and not very bulky. That is by design. Because of that, it will be less durable than a jacket you should have bought from them. Compared to cheap jackets that weigh about the same, it is actually very durable. That's part of the reason why it is so expensive. Sure, the material won't last like thick canvas, but it will last a very long time compared to cheaper very thin materials. Long story short, it seems like you did no research on what it is you were buying and don't understand the purpose of the design. That's on you, not the company.

[@ryancrochiere7502]

Yeah man, it’s amazing how light it is and you can climb with it w out much bulk. You might not understand the concept of a lightweight windbreaker, That’s cool but throwing one of the best outdoor apparel companies under the bus for it wout a a field test and assuming that all their products are this same light weight windbreaker is quite an overstatement.

[@tiberiobianchi3420]

😂😂😂😂😂 maybe before buy you have to know what you are buying! The only problem is your knowledge about this product and his use.

[@kke]

You may have misunderstood the use-case for that jacket. This is like comparing a wrench to an angle grinder.

[@DanielMartinez-vj6wd]

That’s a great windblocker ultralight jacket. If you don’t need ultralight gear, that’s shouldn’t be your choice

[@DmitriyShramkov]

Man, you’re made my morning!! 😂😂 Best ever review of iconic Houdini jacket on YT💪

[@FATKEVMTB]

This is my favorite jacket, I pretty much wear it every day. Windproof, durable, super lightweight and folds down into a tiny pocket that you can fit in your pocket.

[@Skibum1988]

You bought the wrong jacket. This jacket is supposed to be light and packable for running. You should have bought the Torrentshell

[@ChrisClement]

"I ordered 1 they sent me 2. So I've got a bill for $200 bucks" Derp. You ordered 2. Which is why you have a bill for 2. lol. Great video. Keep 'em coming!

[@eatermckinnon4644]

Lol….him and his wife need to go to a REI or Patagonia store and check out what jackets they have out there that fit their needs.

[@hoser7706]

This is one of the bestvultralight high output jackets made. It just sounds like it is not suitable for your needs. Patagonia is one of the best companies in the world from service to business practices. Hopefully you stick with them.

[@maxpowder700]

That jacket is not what you need...you don’t seem to run

[@hanwagu9967]

this was funny. reviewing a jacket based on appearance rather than based on actual intended use.

[@abdekoj]

I love my Houdini.

[@LoupeRides]

Great way to make a fool of yourself :D

[@spencergill848]

This makes me want to order this jacket. I have the Patagonia Torrent Shell which I love, and was looking for something more lightweight that I can pack down small. This is perfect.

[@astor78]

I loved this review. He had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣. I know everyone can relate when you by something online expecting a standard to find out it so far from what you wanted. To be fair the main picture on the website looks deceiving as hell until I saw this video I thought it was thicker like the calcite or something but not made of Gore-Tex. But this is a great jacket for running outside on a crisp autumn day where you want all the flexibility and just I little layer to buffer the cold breezes.

[@Errcyco]

I don’t think he understands how technical the fabric is or how well made it is.. it’s fascinating 🧐

[@SuperFreeBird91]

Lets buy the wrong thing and blame the product. what a joker.

[@ironking76]

Patagonia saving the world. Making a 100 dollar jacket out of junk. Brilliant.

[@MalakaiDerg]

This is still the funniest thing. I hope my man Dick learned his lesson at least

[@algorerhyth]

I just ordered the updated Houdini... it costs more i think 😅

[@algorerhyth]

I love how he said its made in Vietnam 🤣 ... I feel ya bro.

[@davidnissen1040]

My houdini is excellent. Super lightweight and has lasted more then 5 years using as my primary cycling jacket. Excellent breathability. You should take this video down.

[@dalenezender]

I have this jacket and love it. I bought it because it fits in a small stuff sack and easy to carry in a back back. the price is lofty for sure!

[@unclebob8419]

LOL, this video is hilarious. You bought the wrong jacket. This jacket is ideal for carrying around in your bag, when you don't know if it's going to rain. Sure, it's expensive but all big brands are expensive.

[@chancesud]

Thats a wind breaker jacket, nothing to really insulate you with. You have the wrong jacket

[@robertkee7534]

If you don't want it, I'll take it. It's exactly what I use.

[@Dread.Pirate.Roberts]

The Houdini jacket is awesome! I have a couple of them and they are excellent wind-breakers. Grandpa doesnt know what a wind-breaker is and bought two of them. LOL.

[@Avantgardist]

While I agree with the other comments that you failed to buy a jacket that suits your wife's needs and that this is mainly your fault, I also agree that 100$ is incredibly overpriced for what is a glorified piece of see-through-plastic.But it's like with many other brands : you don't buy the product and its technical propertiest, you buy into a lifestyle and a costume that will be recognized by your peers. So if you want to appear ecofriendly and woke, Patagonia is one of the brands you'll wear if you don't take those values serious, but just have money to throw at them. That being said, I just bought the DAS Parka (used for 50% its retail price) and it's fucking awesome.