Worst. Movie. EVER. *TALL GIRL 2*

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[@rebeccaroseen]

They really missed the opportunity to name it "Girl 2 Tall"

[@xoMadness]

Oh my god

[@worm4165]

this is fucking hilarious

[@lurrisa_mory5199]

Oh noo 😂

[@v0id_d3m0n]

Damn💀

[@allie__]

or Taller Girl i mean it was right there

[@songbird-wj4yj]

I think a better conflict for this movie would’ve been Steig’s sister coming in and being the “new tall girl” at school. Having Jody be the tall girl that everyone makes fun of, but then another tall girl comes in and everyone loves her. I think that would’ve at least been interesting vs forced relationship conflict and anxiety she didn’t have in the first movie.

[@yeehawwwwww]

this is actually what i thought it would be about when i first heard about it

[@JezReyesOfficial]

This is actually better

[@Red-po6dl]

Sounds like the never have i ever plot

[@jenskau]

i thought this was the plot. HOW

[@ROSE-rq2ux]

this exactly sounds like never have i ever....i m on the floor

[@_marilynns..masterpieces_]

What Dylan thought the Tall girl franchise should’ve been: “Tall girl 2. All of a sudden she’s taller. She’s 7 feet tall. She joins the NBA, but she’s not very good, she doesn’t play basket ball, and even though she’s as tall as the tallest NBA players, she’s still not good! And that’s the conflict of the movie! She should be good at something, but she’s still not! BUT! Turns out she didn’t stop growing at 7 feet! She’s now TEN FEET TALL! She’s taller than any NBA player. Dominates the league. Better than Micheal Jordan! TALL GIRL 3! She keeps growing! She’s bigger now! SHE’S THIRTY FEET TALL! Scientists don’t know what to do with her! The government’s like: SHE’S A PROBLEM!! *siren sounds* What’s that?! Siren sounds?! North Korea launched a missle?! A nuclear BOMB?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! WE’RE NOT PREPARED?! Tall girl steps up to the plane! SHES EIGHTY FEET TALL AT THIS POINT! CATCHES THE MISSLE MID-AIR AND- CALL BACK TO THE SECOND MOVIE WHERE SHE JOINS THE NBA- SHE JUMP SHOTS THE MISSLE BACK TO NORTH KOREA AND SAVES THE USA!” What it actually was: *“Tall girl with anxiety”*

[@caseyoung1527]

I am impressed that you typed out his rant it was at least 60 seconds long

[@shineizzle1817]

This was the best part, I laughed way too hard

[@BlackFiresong]

I would 100% watch Dylan's version of this movie series!

[@crimsonstrykr]

I wanted Tall Girl 2 to just be a montage of Attack On Titan's best Titan on Titan action for an hour straight

[@roguemystique7]

I'm like 2 mins into the video and as I was reading your comment I thought you were gonna say, "What's that? Siren sounds? Yup, you guessed it! Sirenhead.. Now she's sirenhead." & then the comment was going to proceed about her being siren head lol.

[@NutTwins]

As a short girl who watches the tall girls in school, I do not agree with this movie. Like almost no one bullies the tall girls cos they're just... Overpowering u know?

[@erynn9657]

As a tall girl myself, I agree. No one ever messed with me.

[@sahithit6790]

l swear to god. it's always the shorter ones that's being bullied.

[@haya631]

wrong , as a tall girl i used to picked on every single time and it was never fun . You can't tell anything if you haven't experienced it loll no offence

[@wiggleflopbaker3855]

Boys never want to date the tall girls where I live

[@katm8128]

Idk, I was bullied for being a tall girl and picked at for being unfeminine because of my height

[@lolaare0000]

“They have no couple energy” Literally my thought process the entire movie. It felt like watching two siblings play dress up.

[@amparoarredondo953]

I've been telling people this! They have sibling chemistry and not a single ounce of romantic chemistry. Dunkers and Jodi have more of a sibling relationship than Jodi and Harper

[@lolaare0000]

@@amparoarredondo953 lol😂😂😂 Every time they leaned in for a kiss I was either cringing or just like, “meh”.

[@lolaare0000]

@Kristian Alexis like, AT ALL.. And that's saying A LOT, coming from someone who thinks ‘chemistry’ and ‘sparks’ are concepts that have become exaggerated and overindulged.

[@simplesimply3753]

I’m thinking it’s because someone chemistry isn’t for main character.

[@atsleepwalkingpace]

His chemistry with the girl he was paired up with in the first movie (the mean girl's best friend) was x1000 better. They should've brought her back for conflict because it was actualy believable.

[@larenman8541]

the way they purposely casted short people to make her look taller 😭

[@imnotnotgrace]

that's what makes me so annoyed about these movies😭 like you're telling me that in an ENTIRE HIGHSCHOOL not ONE other person was taller than, what is it, 6'1?!?!?! edit: just saying that because when i was in highschool there were MULTIPLE multiple guys that were around the 6'3-6'5 mark like??? i hate these movies lmfao

[@matheustran8009]

@@imnotnotgrace I’m literally 6’ in Germany, and in highschool I was average. Basically everyone was taller than me, and at least 3 girls were 6’5 and up

[@Urmom-tc2mx]

@@matheustran8009 it’s litterally amazing being 5’4 in Germany 😍 everyone is so fucking tall there like I’m the shortest I know and that’s so fucking annoying. Meanwhile my best friend is 6’3

[@courtneyburian453]

@@imnotnotgrace my partner and literally all of his friends were 6' plus for at least the last 2 years. And actually I think I even knew some girls who were 5'8" or so. Her height in this movie really wasn't that revolutionary

[@El1society]

@@imnotnotgrace probably would’ve worked if the movie was set in like south america or like the philippines lol

[@gwendolynpotter5252]

I love how betrayed Dylan is that the Swede doesn’t mispronounce Jodi’s name.

[@inezchong1306]

what's so funny is that at 19:30 Dylan is only halfway through the actual movie, but his video is almost over

[@pergerrard4806]

wtf

[@ATAT-mb4lu]

You know a movie is bad when dylan looks up the writer and makes a joke of their names. 😂

[@Magicalnora]

And watches it on 2x speed And skips And mutes And comes up with an elaborate 4-film series 💀💀💀💀

[@ambraosadiaye1639]

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[@marianalover69]

nah fr too funny

[@suhaimeeshahareen8848]

Yesss

[@Ok-sv9rl]

Fr

[@sakshimaheshwari8683]

"I don't want to insult Sabrina Carpenter, I really don't." Dylan I feel you and appreciate you for this.

[@missserenity1090]

I blame the script writers and director for her acting in this movie

[@sakshimaheshwari8683]

@@missserenity1090 The thing is, Sabrina is actually a good actress. If you know her from Tall Girl and Girl Meets World, you probably wouldn't know that, but she has delivered amazing performances in Clouds, The Hate U Give, Short History of the Long Road (Maybe even Work It). But here it looks like she is not even trying.

[@sofia-rp4yz]

@@sakshimaheshwari8683 it’s something in the netflix air. netflix makes a lot of actors look awkward and like they can’t act 😭.

[@ngndnd]

@@sofia-rp4yz its just that netflix characters barely have any emotion, then they go and cast some A list actor to play that character when anyone without acting experience can do it too

[@alexbeesley7971]

@@sakshimaheshwari8683 Honestly even in Girl Meets World she was probably my favorite.

[@CandyThePuppy]

I wanna write a script for a film called "Short Girl" but just takes this movie, flips it on its head, and dramatizes the HECK out of every living second! A movie that just takes you on a _journey_ through almost every movie genre that is out there...and for no apparent reason either!

[@boymortem_]

JUST DO IT!!! Sorry for the Nike reference but I would love to see that

[@CandyThePuppy]

@@boymortem_ I think it'd be really fun to get together a team of fellow funny writers and we all just sit down and livestream ourselves writing the script on the SPOT. The chat could give us ideas, and our fun banter might make for an even more interesting experience than simply sitting down and writing something! 😅 Would have to break it up into a series, though. Simply reading the Bee Movie script with some friends took QUITE a while! 🤣

[@boymortem_]

That would be fun to watch and live stream. I’m a good-ish writer, if you need help😃

[@BugsBunnyyyyyyy]

Y'all need a main character??? I'm 4'11🙋🏽‍♀️😂

[@CandyThePuppy]

@@boymortem_ yo wait... Are y'all actually INTERESTED? XD Cuz I'd still be down if I actually have an audience for it!

[@Idiot_TaylorsVersion]

Her sister’s “horrible disease” was ALLERGIES. That was her character’s entire conflict in both films.

[@hayleysimon2673]

as a tall girl myself I can confidently say: WE DO NOT CLAIM THIS MOVIE

[@Audrey-ym2eh]

As a second tall girl I would sign this declaration disowning this whole franchise

[@franzk17]

As the third tall girl with not a great vocabulary, I agree with both of you

[@dianarobles9262]

I'm just the fourth tall girl

[@Praveenika]

And I am the fifth tall girl

[@aestheticgcddess]

I’m not tall at all but as a girl I don’t claim this movie either. Just watchable to make fun of 😁

[@scintilliance5665]

Dylan has really embraced and embodied the "time is an abstract construct" phrase with the whole movie commentary monday thing.

[@Camira03]

I don't remember the last time mcm came out on a Monday

[@shortvid404]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ambraosadiaye1639]

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[@EvieOpal]

What do you mean? Today is Monday. It's always Monday.

[@scintilliance5665]

@@EvieOpal that would literally be the stuff of a lot of people's nightmare.

[@themindsweeper5956]

'tall girl 3 - attack on titan' that's the crossover nobody asked for but everyone needs in their life!!

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

"I'm going to kill all tall girls. Every single one." -Eren.

[@lucaunderground]

The plot ideas for the the Tall Girl sequels are actually dope, no lie. Sometimes I think Dylan is waiting to get picked up by some film/writing studio who stumbles across his vids, because a lot of the ideas he puts out would actually improve the films immensely.

[@17jades17]

It reminded me of how he just wants to keep adding Hudgies to the princess switch movies

[@battousaix4263]

@@17jades17 If they added a new Hudgie every movie I guarantee you it'd be as memed on as Morbius lmao, unfortunately it seems like they're just sticking with 3

[@bayliferris2739]

“she has a disease where she has uncontrollable sneezing” dylan she has allergies😭

[@gneiss5302]

lmao

[@BiratesoftheCaribbean]

As someone with allergies... isn't it the same?

[@barnes_androgers2363]

She doesn't have allergies, she's just a glue addict. She literally snorts glue.😶

[@julealero7689]

yeah but what is she allergic to?

[@barnes_androgers2363]

@@julealero7689 In the first movie she said feathers or something but when she was just sneezing it showed in the next scene her snorting glue.

[@chandalier8996]

“I never said being tall is worse than any of those things.” Really? Because I seem to remember you saying, and I quote, “You think your life is hard? I wear size 13 Nikes. Men’s size 13 Nikes. Beat that.”

[@levisimp8115]

lmao wearing shoes acc to ur size is the hardest thing ever!! can't beat that🤣

[@nanalove3819]

Yeah ! She litterally said it, and that's why people were saying things like "homeless", "diseases", and so on. Because even if she does have a point (we should not tell someone their struggles are not real), how do you not respond to that with "there are bigger problems in life" ?

[@sarahthomason7722]

@@levisimp8115 my siblings and i actually looked it up and compared average shoe sizes to height, and since she is only 6'2, and she really did have to wear men's size 13 shoes, her feet would be absolutely massive in contrast to the rest of her body. On average, 6'2 men only have to wear a size 11 men's shoe.

[@imfine5652]

@Charlie Cumber Fr LMAO

[@valedme2957]

@@sarahthomason7722 false ! I'm 5'7" and I wear 12 ( women ) . I've been bullied for this in the past , but now , my feet dt look giagantic compared to my body.... So it won't be disproportinnated if she's 6'2 and wear 13 .

[@GarrettWiseman]

You miss understood the part with Sabrina Carpenter. She is talking to us. "I'm afraid this might happen" You know making TALL GIRL 2 lol

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

My best friend is a 6’1” chick with a lifelong obsession with 5”-6” tall stripper heels. And even during our awkward teen years, she NEVER had any “problems” with (or because of) her height…other than having to be careful around ceiling fans when we’re going out on the town and she decides to wear 6” heels AND jacks her hair to Jesus…🤷‍♀️😆). If anything, I probably deal with far more daily inconveniences due to MY height (4’8”) than she does…but most of my issues are solved by simply having a step-stool in every room of my house. 🤣

[@sakshimaheshwari8683]

You two must look like such a duo.

[@tanawan123]

I understand that you're trying to criticize the move for how ridiculous it is but, I knew girls who were absolutely bullied for their height so it's not like it doesn't happen.

[@CatTheEpicRamenNinja]

The way Dylan is inadvertently describing Monsters v Aliens as his ideal Tall Girl is the gold I'm here for

[@maria.quinn.]

I’m so glad someone else thought this 😂

[@arriibacon531]

😂😂😭

[@lairisvibing1455]

PLS THATS ALL I WAS ABLE TO THINK ABOUT

[@zm1197]

Legit all I coudl think about when he was talking hahah

[@katiev.5504]

At 2:59 isn't that a clip directly from the movie?

[@hiddlestan7724]

the way i only watch these movies through dylan so i don’t have to put myself through that torture is hysterical,, thank you dylan for putting up with this torture for us

[@Nadias.Journey]

Samee😂

[@solus8685]

It's Dylan, Alex Meyers and Razzle for me lol

[@joykaju]

he keeps taking one for the team

[@nouraouni2819]

The way it still hurts to watch

[@paula5978]

Saaame 🤣

[@caraysabells]

dylan's plot stuff he made in less than 7 mins were more entertaining and creative than tall girl 1 n tall girl 2 combined

[@nessbee9558]

As a 6 foot woman, I can confirm being tall is actually great, the only real difficulty is getting trousers that fit.

[@robinthefarmboy5972]

how do i repost cause yes me exactly

[@GopherCakeStuff]

Tall Girl could have actually been a good movie if her passion was to be a dancer, then we'd be rooting for her and also pissed that she wasn't reaching her goals and angry at people for pointing out her height as an issue. Tall people tend to have to put in a lot more work to do certain types of dance. But she's trying to regular stuff that height isn't typically a barrier to so we do not care. Anxiety wasn't an issue in the first movie so it's so disingenuous that suddenly she's having panic attacks 😑

[@anisa7591]

I'm pretty sure the main lead of these movies got kicked off the dance team on Dance Moms for being to tall so it would've been perfect

[@fofoflashy3383]

@@anisa7591 lol ikr😂they missed that opportunity lol

[@literaIIyshy]

This is so ironic because it literally happened to the main lead. She was on dance moms and Abby Lee Miller made fun of her body and height multiple times

[@amparoarredondo953]

@@anisa7591 Abby's words were "Ava, you're too tall for us today" but hardly anyone seems to recognize that she actually got kicked out because of her mom's bad attitude. I think the context of her getting kicked out isn't talked about much lol but we also don't know what happened behind the scenes and I'm sure Abby was much harsher and said worse things to her off camera

[@anisa7591]

@@amparoarredondo953 Ohhh I haven't seen Dance Moms in ages so sorry about that

[@kayleigh4664]

i’ve purposefully avoided this movie at all costs to wait for this commentary lmao

[@Nadias.Journey]

Me too😂

[@hali_55]

We’re all the same

[@ifyoulikepinacolada254]

Ahh my people

[@ashnib1736]

literally me

[@makenzierayne2351]

Same😂

[@omaymamagar4011]

the way he dives into sponsorships is amazing, like "one way for you to save money is with honey". i died at that part honestly

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

Dylan exclaims: "16-year-olds!" Me, a 20 year old forgetting I'm an actual adult: What you want?

[@fireruby1882]

I fully relate LOL😭

[@cc1526]

The “second guy” trope in Netflix films is starting to get annoying. I got it with TATBILB because it was based on a book so obviously they weren’t gonna deviate too much from the book. With kissing booth, I also got it because I loved Flynn and I thought their relationship was still cute (still ship Elle and Flynn’s brother the most though, ngl), but tall girl? What a perfect movie to break the cycle. No one was crazy about Jodi and Dunkers. They have no chemistry at all. This would’ve been a perfect franchise to break that trope and have her actually end up with the second guy or maybe even neither of them. But nope. It’s a rinse and repeat for Netflix movies I guess. 🙄 there’s more interesting plots on Reddit AITA threads..

[@pia1945]

In to all the boys he didn't have to be of a different ethnicity though. On its own I don't mind the decision of casting Jordan Fisher but the fact that Netflix cast THREE brown guys to be the second male lead that gets rejected for a white male lead... Is Netflix trying to say something?

[@km2460]

@@pia1945 yea…that mixed race men are never the first choice🤔😒 Netflix is rlly sus

[@irissupercoolsy]

@@km2460 in Work it, the guy played by Jordan Fisher was the first guy tho. And in Bridgerton the main guy is also the a darker skin colour.

[@Tuoyo3005]

@@pia1945 it's either brown or 'spicy white' (Kissing Booth part 2 or 3) 😂. Kennie JD coined that term though, can't take credit. The forced love trapezium is unnecessary either way

[@spookyho5994]

I don’t know if you’ve watched “Never Have I Ever”, but for this show in particular, even though I do ship the main character with one of the love interests, I reallyyy hope she ends up with no one and focuses on herself instead. Spoiler alert for “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”, but this is basically the road they took and the main character Rebecca ended up focusing on herself and her passions which is amazing, but to see that trope be broken in a teen show like NHIE, where this is almost never the case, would be a big step imo.

[@shnowau]

i love that you still call it "movie commentary monday" when in fact it's literally thursday--if not almost friday edit: yall i don't think i have a sense on time anymore

[@leshejulies3527]

Lmao it's literally already Friday afternoon where I'm from

[@skyemadisyn163]

Where are you at that it’s Thursday? The USA west coast is on Friday and so are the pacific islands

[@shnowau]

@@skyemadisyn163 no honestly it's gonna be saturday in 20 minutes where i'm from

[@daisy-qx9pu]

it’s friday morning for me

[@skyemadisyn163]

@@shnowau oh you said it was almost Friday and that it was Thursday

[@sharon2025]

Dylan should pursue directing, he could make really good movies

[@queenelizabethii4397]

FINALLY SOMEONES REVIEWING THIS MOVIE Between the characteristically droll, unrelatable, anti-climactic plotline and characters, lack of ability to connect plotlines, relationships, and characters back to its originator, toxic love interests, unnatural dialogue, plot-device fueled relationships, subpar acting, unrelatability, and offensively inaccurate portrayals of anxiety and imposter syndrome, this film made to be a worse watch than the first, and hence took me 4 hours to watch this 1.5 hour film. In this essay I will

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Dylan is honestly surprisingly late with this review. Normally he talks about these types of movies a week after they came out.

[@sameeha2621]

hoping for the tall girl franchise to turn into a sci-fi war movie in which an 80 foot tall woman saves America by throwing a nuke like a basketball at north korea is honestly PEAK DYLAN

[@julesking1303]

Reminds me of when he was watching Descendants and was hoping for someone to get stabbed

[@Chuuzus]

can’t believe Netflix canceled The Society but yet we are given the Tall girl 2…

[@TM-mc6su]

Yes! Give us the Society season 2!

[@gabilalaa]

and Anne with an E

[@Thatgenderconfused3mo]

@@gabilalaa yes Anne with an e is so good. The end was so rushed I was So confused like? That’s so much better than this shit

[@PandaCase]

And Julie and the phantoms

[@nomila634]

I literally want all the new seasons for all the comments here

[@strawberrylipglosss]

6:45 How he mess up that bad 💀😭

[@wooly9967]

The fact that none of the actors cared at all makes this movie so much better

[@shreyashidas6115]

Dylan's idea for the Tall Girl trilogy where she keeps growing into a giant and saves America by dunking missiles is honestly way more interesting than this whole movie😂😂

[@momoxhienie1204]

True

[@sammyursula]

​@Kristian Alexis What do you mean, "on the spot?" He just secretly revealed the plot of his book series 😂

[@lainpilled39]

Just saying I had a friend who had a disability where her growth was completely uncontrolled, its the opposite of dwarfism (giantism). She was like 6 foot tall in elementary school. She had to undergo loads of surgeries and they had to chemically stop her growth but she’s still like 7 foot tall now. It made her miserable. A film about that would have actually made sense. 6 foot tall for a girl is not even that tall

[@mariannestrgzr9374]

I'm 6ft tall, and obviously my height hasn't made my life particularly hard in the long run, but it was rough to live during puberty. I always did feel like a freak, especially when I started being interested in boys, because the beauty standard for women is to be tall... But never taller than boys. There is so few rep for het couples where the woman is taller than the man, that most of us tall girls/very small boys grow up thinking it can't exist without being super ridiculous. I gaslit myself into thinking men smaller than me (so, most of them) could never think I was desirable, and even now I still have trouble owning my body. So of course I'm not oppressed in any way, but being particularly tall is a struggle for girls, especially during teenagehood. Aren't most coming-of-age rom com movies supposed to be exactly about that?

[@lainpilled39]

@@mariannestrgzr9374 I would understand the struggle in puberty but Jodie is a late senior in high school. The problem is that this film way overdramatises being tall because u don’t get random strangers saying hows the weather up there every 3 seconds. Also she was just 6 foot at age like 17, there definitely would have been some taller people than her in her massive high school. I think this film just comes off quite detached and ignorant considering how rich, conventionally pretty, privileged etc Jodie is. If they had just been more self aware and didn’t act like it was the end of the world then I think people might have been more sympathetic to her insecurities. It’s like making an entire film called ‘freckled girl’ and acting like a girl can’t get any man just because she has freckles. That’s probably gonna cause more people to be insecure LOL

[@MsCupcakeloveer]

@@lainpilled39 Someone please pitch 'freckled girl' to Netflix! I need Dylan to suffer some more.

[@leonamvinoy3008]

@laelmart Thats actually a quite insensitive statement. Thinking in that way, no matter what your misery is, there would ALWAYS be somebody else who has it much worse and its like you arent allowed to feel sad. Nobody's problems should be invalidated just because somebody has it worse. The problem with this movie is only that how much it over-dramatised the state of being tall is

[@lainpilled39]

@@leonamvinoy3008 Yep I agree! Obviously she’s allowed to have insecurities. It’s more that this is just a very bad film which literally says things like ‘You think your life is bad? Well I wear size 13 Nikes’ when there’s wars going on

[@lalalovenickie]

I just died of laughter when Dylan described his vision of the Tall Girl sequels. That was some of the funniest shit I've ever heard and it was told so well that I could just visualize it. Now that is a trilogy I'll watch🤣

[@jtd8595]

8:53 aw yes the cliche dramatic look away pose.. thing..

[@Groggle7141]

6:30: I can't believe they're trying to combat the criticism of the first movie, by having her say this. In the first movie, SHE LITERALLY said, "You think your life is hard, try wearing size 13 Nike's..."

[@filmfangirls9163]

Right?! While I was watching the movie I had to pause and just groan lol

[@tonichan89]

"Beat that!"😂JODIE PLEASE

[@mushroup]

don’t forget the “men’s size 13 nikes”

[@Threeleebird]

It's like: "Yeah, my life is hard! No one knows what it's like to be in my shoes". They couldn't stop with that damn tantrum?

[@justme1106]

My husband wears size 13 Nike’s 😂😂 he is tall but his life is easier than mine😂😂

[@Emma-rj4nd]

With Dylan’s crazy plots I wouldn’t be surprised if he was secretly a Riverdale writer

[@lennygriffin2761]

How dare you! Did you just compare Dylan to a Riverdale writer? This guy is a genius

[@maryamalebadi5217]

don’t disrespect my guy like that

[@kenyabutler4591]

Don't do him like that

[@babieangeljeno1656]

The Stig (idk how to spell his name) guy was the only character I liked in this movie and was bearable to watch. He had decent character development and wasn't annoying. Also, I highly agree the main couple didn't feel like a couple to me, they didn't have the chemistry at all, they just looked like friends or smthn 💀

[@Nikstar112]

Dylan has to make a movie, it would literally be the best movie ever, his ideas are amazing

[@sakshimaheshwari8683]

YES!

[@missserenity1090]

I blame Sabrina’s acting on the director and the writers. Also she probably did want out of that franchise and I wouldn’t blame her.

[@jahairagonzalez7781]

Exactly Sabrina is an amazing actress who has proven it multiple times this was definitely the directors fault

[@ricardo_sotorbs]

The fact that The Short History Of The Long Road exists is prove enough that Sabrina is an EXCELLENT actress who has just signed on to the wrong projects

[@wasabby24]

lmao she obviously wanted out of that movie 💀. she never even promoted it on her social media lol

[@ayah2114]

@@wasabby24 she prolly hated going back to work with her ex bf lol

[@wasabby24]

@@ayah2114 YEAH HONESTLY LMAO

[@accio_firewhiskey8256]

"Oh, some garbage is being produced? Must be wattpad." That is the most accurate thing I have ever heard.

[@mkbucklin]

Its hilarious cause not all the books are bad… but the movies are so laughably awful that they make it seem like everything Wattpad is awful. 🤣

[@tulip1317]

I wanted to see storm and silence on screen, but if it's wattpad production I don't want it.

[@familyfun6995]

saw this comment as soon as he said it!

[@coffeextea1469]

the most unrealistic thing about this movie is that Kim is a theatre girl no apparently and she’s supposed to be popular?? Like as a theatre kid myself no theatre kids are ever popular it spans from epic weirdo to somewhat normal

[@ImPryn]

Watched this video for the first time and never seen Tall Girl or Tall Girl 2 before this. I would like to thank Dylan for going through this for me. I mean he saw parts we didn't see and it was torture enough so props to you! I caught myself slipping a few times trying to skip but went back because I was almost skipping Dylan. PS how dare Stig call Jodi by her actual name lol

[@mariaperez6410]

Dylan: “Welcome to another movie commentary Monday” Also Dylan: *proceeds to post on a Friday*

[@drax12343]

Funny as heck!!!

[@Sahrene2083]

I bet he forgot to schedule the upload 💀

[@space_air6074]

Wait... It's Friday?

[@Imjust_KEN]

@@space_air6074 wait... it's Saturday?

[@user-db9vy2gh3v]

@@Imjust_KEN it's Sunday

[@no_thankyouverymuch]

this movie's not even about her struggles being tall, it's literally just a girl with anxiety about the school play (well, at least that's what i get from the clips in dylan's commentary)

[@navyabhat1209]

this one is that yes

[@katjosephperez8772]

The most frustrating line in the first movie is “you’re taller than half the guys at our school.” So there’s a LOT of dudes around her height or taller if shorter guys were a dealbreaker for her

[@milamitova985]

As a girl who's 6'0 I hated every part of that movie while watching it. They made it seem like being tall is such a big problem and something that should define your life.... They castet short people for her parents and friends, just to make her seem not normal, while in reality her height is not that rare. In my school there are some girls with that height and a lot of guys taller than her..... it's just soooo unrealistic and not the reality of a tall person at all....

[@kathykiwi6739]

Haven't finished watching but I hate that the 'second movie boy' as dylan just called it is not only always a better match but somehow also always a POC? Like why does the POC never get to be with the main character? I'm thinking of 'to all the boys I've loved before' and 'the kissing booth'....

[@leshejulies3527]

Right? And the second guy always has a more interesting personality and better chemistry with the main characters

[@jiyama]

second male lead syndrome has kinda evolved in the western romcoms but the second male lead always has been the most interesting one

[@blendinblenjaminblandin3288]

Right? I thought it was weird when it was 2 sequels in a row but now they made it 3?

[@sabahk]

I'm also thinking of the TV show "love, victor". It does the same thing in the second season

[@kimberleywilliams7802]

@@jiyama NOOOOOOOO SMLS WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ASIAN DRAMAS- GET aWAYYYY WESTERN MEDIA!

[@moreonthisat7393]

i think a great idea would have been: in the first movie, after she does that wack speech, a college scout scouts her for a college basketball team and in tall girl 2, she's actually the shortest girl on the basketball team and all the girls bully her for being shorter than them. or instead, she goes to sweden and all the tall swedish people bully her for being short. something like that

[@ritzee13]

That definitely sounds so much more watchable than this bs 🙁

[@Mark-xw5yt]

give me that emoji

[@mikaylayoung7910]

That emoji tho

[@lucyandecember2843]

o.o

[@llama4president195]

That's the cutest emoji I've ever seen oml

[@MS-kt8vl]

We missed Misoa for this one😭

[@gabrielabay5072]

are they still together?

[@ameliehanusova453]

17:42 "Oh look at that ur even bigger now" had me wheezing

[@therealcodfishjoe]

Dylan's movie ideas for the Tall Girl franchise sounds insane and I want it

[@kunei1996]

It sounds much more watchable than the crap they did here

[@hanaomer4419]

It’s literally homegirl from monsters vs aliens.

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

No because that's so much better lol. Reminds me of why I like The Princess Switch. I'm desperately hoping they'll keep giving us a new twin Vanessa Hudgens every Christmas

[@rileynicole1967]

watching him mute the movie and just insert his own lines to make it funny, makes me want to start a petition for him to start a new series called “muting terrible movies until i love myself” that would be so funny haha tell me i’m wrong

[@ren-il1iw]

THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD

[@isabellascott-moncrieff9283]

i used to do this with my friend haha we would put on a really dumb movie and then mute it and make up the lines for different characters and it was wayyy more fun than actually watching it properly

[@rileynicole1967]

@@ren-il1iw I KNOW OMG IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

[@Emma_Boney]

Please!!! Thats would be awesome

[@sakshimaheshwari8683]

OMG, that would be amazing!

[@jasperanda2769]

In one of the shots you can clearly see a phone case instead of an actual phone lmao. Its a few seconds after 18:45.

[@thisisrey8]

I died at Dylan's idea for a sequel. I need it to be made. Let's get this movement going

[@keriiluv]

I’m going to be honest, this movie was so painfully bad that even watching through your reaction was difficult. We were struggling with you.

[@kimmydayo581]

Alright at least someone’s honest here

[@rorymyers3050]

EXACTLY😂😂

[@Finn_Anwarunya]

She said sometimes being a tall girl feels like it's as bad as having a terminal illness, being homeless and not knowing where your next meal is coming from. Her real disability is extreme self-pity.

[@lucieq.7207]

Whaaaat? Don't you know about the statistics of kids being thrown out by their parents because they're to tall?!

[@scintilliance5665]

what? is that really a dialogue in the movie??? damn, i am surprised twitter people haven't lost their shit over it already because thats a whole another level of tone-deaf.

[@sammylol1937]

@@lucieq.7207 I'm gone. You made me laugh thank you

[@lucieq.7207]

@@sammylol1937 Haha I'm glad that I made someone laugh :)

[@alyssarose3880]

She did not say that. The director said being tall is not as bad as those things and she said she never said that it was.

[@cristinbarnes3701]

The actor who plays the main guy in these movies is actually really good in the show Locke and Key. Highly recommend you watch that Dylan, if you haven't yet. (This is not a request for YT btw lol, I know you don't do those, just a genuine recommendations I think you'd enjoy.) Only 2 seasons so far. It's actually really good and gets pretty dark too.

[@DanielleW1992]

Sabrina is actually so funny irl so I would love to see her in a good comedy movie.

[@sabrinacarpenterismywife]

fr same

[@Itiswhatitisrealy]

A message from a russian: I want everyone to know that many russians don’t want this cruel war that is happening, but our voices are not heard. Many of us didn’t choose this president, many of us hate him. A lot A LOT of us have friends and families in Ukraine. All I feel is pain and anger, and everyone I know personally in Russia feels it too. And also everything that EU is doing only will affect russian citizens and not Putin and his elite which also breaks my heart. Sorry I wrote it here, just always loved this channel and thought maybe someone would care to read this comment. No to war. Нет войне 🇺🇦

[@hercreation]

💔💔💔

[@leshejulies3527]

This was actually very good to read because I haven't been hearing perspectives from many Russian citizens. Thank you for your message.

[@Eatyourenemies5]

It is heartbreaking. But EU is taking the necessary actions and it’s not against any people, but oligarchy and Putin.

[@Inurwalls02]

love this! there are no winners in war

[@zoeross4878]

My prayers are with all you guys.

[@amyb0621]

“I don’t know if you guys watch Euphoria, I don’t” *Trust me Dylan, Euphoria is much more worth your time than this*

[@amaliawannabe4663]

please someone try and convince him too

[@littlesparrow303]

Yep!! 100% The first trailer in 2019 caught my attention. I knew the moment I saw the trailer that it was gonna be the most realistic show & very entertaining. I’m glad it is getting the attention is deserves

[@K.Acumaa]

First of all he doesn't take recommendations, second it's not really about how good a movie or a series is, its about how good the movie will be for his videos. I mean it won't really be fun if he can't roast anything, lastly Euphoria have some heavy topics right? Yeah so I don't think that will fit well with the kind of videos he makes and surely he'll get backlash AGAIN when he jokes about something serious

[@ridzzz226]

@@K.Acumaa wait why do u say again? has it happened before?

[@Overseer2579]

I bet. I’ve only seen the show thru other people’s commentaries, Bc I don’t have HBO

[@tfaide]

so i came back to this video because i didn't think i finished watching since i have no clue how it ends.. turns out dylan just fast forwarded and i just forgot💀 20:03

[@shahedakhanamshelly]

Bruh i feel so bad for Sabrina. like she’s a good actress. the movie did her so dirty😭

[@andreanicole_16]

i love how increasingly frustrated you were getting and you weren’t even halfway into the movie yet 😂😂

[@laurenedwards4891]

Sabrina's chess scene would have been funnier if her character realised how lonely she was, after she delivered the line. Or, she was aware of how lonely she looks, so she delivers "i didnt see that coming" saracastically. Otherwise we dont feel like its real. Also, is the movie that great if you need to voice the characters thoughts every 5 seconds? (twilight does it ok because it was based off the book series and it worked because it was a stylistic choice across each movie, but TALL GIRL DOESNT HAVE that. So its just random & feels out of place).

[@maem7462]

Agreed. This comment shows how bad this movie is because you mention Twilight doing something at least okay

[@fatimaikhlaq2146]

@@maem7462 this is kinda sad but like this is honestly one of the worst movies ever and Twilight is terrible

[@samsampleman2439]

@@maem7462 Actually that's not the only thing Twilight did right imo. The soundtrack was quite good and the scenery was beautiful. It's really the overall story and some casting choices that sucked. Other than that, I wouldn't consider Twilight that bad a movie.

[@reese3204]

@@maem7462 legit if you're comparing two movies and your "good" example is Twilight then you know you messed up lol

[@pinkcloud8182]

13:20 why did that eye contact feel so intimate 🧍‍♂️

[@zionline17]

How they could have made her anxiety more impactful was simply have her anxiety come from a place that felt more in-character, like having her practicing for the show a bigger deal, have a first show that didn't go well, and her wanting to do better or something, and maybe instead of just having relationship conflict be there just because, have one of them make an actual mistake for the show, and the other one gets mad cause they made a stupid decision, example: short guy boyfriend was suppose to take pictures for something in the show (still sticking with the photography idea) but messing it up somehow and the first show didn't go well because of it, and now tall girl is mad cause she worked hard for him to mess it up, and now they can spend the rest of the movie working out how to make the final show better, and some of her anxiety could be from having a lot to worry about, and having a breakdown, then he sees it and tries to work harder for her sake, idk literally any sort of actual plot would have been better than this empty, emotionless, unfunny movie 🤣😪

[@DylanIsInTroubleCompilations]

Let’s be honest the plot lines Dylan makes up are always better than the actual movie

[@Carnibee]

literally laughing to the point of tears at her jumpshotting a nuke back to North Korea

[@littlegermanbeanss]

ya i would totally watch that 4 movie franchise😂

[@sushmithapawar4327]

Dylan mentioning "euphoria" feels like a crossover episode.

[@laquishayoung6689]

Right 😂😂😂🤧

[@beeyankuh7845]

ur so right

[@chandnirai7039]

OK imma freak to be saying this but Dylan's Uvula at 17:25 shaking like that is far much more funnier than this dull movie.

[@hello.1847]

7:05 its always the *sam* writers

[@illana4995]

As someone who struggles with anxiety and has social anxiety disorder, I really wasn’t happy with the way they presented her anxiety throughout the film. The voice was comical when it really shouldn’t have been as it makes light of very serious episodes. Towards the end of the film when she said that she got rid of the voice by ignoring it was such a stupid way to end it. It feels like they backed themselves into a corner with the plot line. They tried to include anxiety but had no idea how they were supposed to finish it. It was just a cheap way to present a serious issue many people, including myself, deal with. Sorry for the rant, great video as usual Dylan!

[@VioletDegenerate]

I completely agree. “Oh I’m all better now bc I did one play and was praised” that’s not how it works. They swept it under the rug making a very bad statement on how to deal with mental health.

[@bbygirlx31]

I have social anxiety disorder and I also agree that this movie was quite terrible. But in their defense, I don't think they were trying to imply that she has an anxiety disorder. The little voice sounded more like a person just having normal anxiety, the way someone would have when taking a test or asking someone out. Everyone experiences a little anxiety here and there, it doesn't necessarily mean they have a have anxiety disorder. Just my opinion

[@alexandrabrown068]

Ehhh the movie wasn’t all that but give credit where it’s due. I wouldn’t say that voice was comical at all, just too mean girl-like when that trope was already being used through Kim and in every other teen movie. It was realistic though when they built up her anxiety about performing because that makes complete sense. Her first anxiety attack was a little too short lived with the pacing but I mean so were other parts of the movie lol. And she never ignored the voice, she said she found a temporary way to turn it down with self affirmation. That brief moment where she talked to herself logically and lovingly made sense because it’s a therapeutic technique called positive mindfulness, which was one of the first exercises my old cognitive behavioral therapist gave me. Anxiety was a side highlight in this film but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t accurate.

[@MarcyStevonshy]

THIS!!! I knew the moment it was introduced that it would be some silly thing she gets over by the end. If you're going to explain what anxiety is to your young audience, maybe don't frame it as something that disappears after you give a good performance/speech? Especially since this was her OPENING NIGHT, meaning she'll have to do weeks more performances where the voice would STILL EXIST and be a problem for her.

[@anonymousperson560]

THISSSSS

[@mayaleeleng]

You see, Jodie literally has the best life with hardly any flaws, they had make up a problem and portray it for the rest of the movie.

[@tonichan89]

They just had to make her rich too, for some reason 🤷‍♀but afaik it doesn't play into the plot or her character? The "flaw" she does have (according to the movie) is also so contrived. She had other flaws, but the movie didn't recognise them as such, at least not out loud, like hos she seems kind of shallow, tonedeaf, selfish... etc. I've watched several reactions to the first film and this one, and I can't recall her doing anything nice for someone else, or with someone else's best interest in mind, cus she's too self-absorbed. It's everyone else who are constantly thinking about her. A nice arc would've been her ending up realizing she's not the center of the world and that actually makes her feel less stressed out about her height, and just her self-esteem in general; she had thought everyone stares at her and judges her all the time, but in truth, nobody cares because they have their own problems; she learns to get out of her own head and to pay more attention to others, be a better friend/person/listener. Or something! That's a pretty common arc for young people if I remember correctly; coming out of teenhood, your perspective shifts to be less self-centered, typically. As for her relationship with the Dunkarooni, I mean... he had hyped up what a relationship with her would be like for years, and it might've been interesting if there is a whole thing around the actual relationship not being what he thought it would be, it was all built on daydreams and what he thought they would be like as gf/bf. Turns out, they have very different preferences and love languages. Wupps. They seem so incompatible, this is what I think would've realistically happened with their relationship after they got together.😐 Again, I haven't seen the films, just reaction videos, so pinch of salt, yadiyada.

[@Arvak]

And even if they did want to make a movie about the struggles of being a tall girl, it should be about insecurity and difficulties fitting in, but they barely touch on that in either of these movies. It's just so focused on "Oh I gEt So MuCh UnWanTEd ATtenTIon (even though I'm hot and rich)", but I can tell you as someone who grew up being a tall girl myself that it isn't about the attention, it's about feeling like you stick out like a sore thumb when you're in a crowd of girls, hunching over to avoid standing out, and generally being self-conscious of your appearance all the time. Also the struggle with femininity, because when you're bigger than all the other girls it can be hard to feel feminine.

[@hollykm]

@@tonichan89 RIGHT why are all the girls in these Netflix movies so damn rich?? Especially when they get to the college subplot, they all somehow get into these really prestigious schools and debate over which one they're going to go to, because they don't need to worry about how they'll pay. It also drives me nuts that we don't see them do an ounce of school work, and yet, they get into Harvard and Berkeley and Tufts and USC,,,,, sends such a shitty message imo

[@JJ-mr4vv]

@@tonichan89 THIS

[@alizaloring3437]

@@hollykm so true

[@Liipii123]

You know Dylan is being driven insane by a movie when he admits to being thirty instead of gaslighting us

[@louiserosado4389]

I'm so glad I've found this channel, so I don't have to watch awful movies and TV shows anymore. So, thank you, Dylan

[@voldysnose]

the minute Dylan was like "she's gonna save her business, good for her" I was like it's definitely for a promotion, there's no way he said something nice about this crappy movie.

[@eaahaha2030]

same

[@alexandraeagle2825]

same, i was wondering why he was actually complimenting something about the film bahaha

[@aadalauren2522]

They could have made an entirely different movie. This has nothing to do with her being tall💀

[@Booyakasha787]

And that, my friend, is where you're wrong Remember the scene where she almost hits her head on a light? That sorta counts, don't it? But yeah, this franchise makes me want to microwave my brain

[@ruthsamson2359]

binge-watching Dylan's vids is one of the few things making me laugh out loud while having covid, thank you for the good vibes always

[@majora5651]

The fact that I have a really tall friend that actually unironically loves these films to no ends is incredibly baffling to me. But then again, she is kinda annoyingly perfect, so maybe being tall was also her biggest problem in life?

[@annalouise_x]

i can’t believe sabrina carpenter did a movie like clouds and then had to do this… you deserve better sweetie 🤠

[@paigeleeann8449]

pls she was embarrassed of this movie she barely even posted about it 😭

[@zeeo3147]

@@paigeleeann8449 fr

[@starryroha]

she prolly just came to collect the check 💀

[@arihanak1958]

Ikr! She had done such a great job in The Short History of the Long Road, which is so underrated...I wish these kind of films were more popular than these cringe netflix series

[@amyb0621]

The second the movie started I knew this would be an “until I hate myself”

[@dizzydaydreamwishes]

It bothers me so much that they decided to give Jody this "negative inner voice" because clearly the show runners knew the critique that audiences gave about Jodi complaining about being tall when there was so much worse etc. They even addressed it in this movie, so it's obvious they were aware of the criticism. But they instead decided not only to attempt to combat that criticism head on, but to give Jody this never before witnessed inner voice, to ... what? Give her more pity points? Anxiety is not a character trait you can just tack on to someone that hasn't been pre-established to have it, with no reason other than to make her seem more sympathetic to your audience. 😡

[@paigeeck3914]

Dylan: *telling his story for the tall girl sequel(s)* Me: NETFLIX MAKE IT HAPPEN

[@Fannusz91]

“It is so bad, I want to give you a zero, but that’s not possible, so I give you a one.” The one being Dylan in this video, not any other part of this boring, awful movie 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@fiyah__]

The fact that Dylan hasn't even reached halfway through the movie, and is already frustrated makes me feel agitated as well. Thank god I didn't watch it

[@phelovepokemon]

Skeig is so simple and I love him. I want him to have a spin off. Just his cute and simple ways ♡

[@ellesaurus]

I feel so bad, but I really had to laugh at the “Keep walking, IKEA” line 😂

[@rae-the-mogwae]

As someone who had a traumatic brain injury since I was a child, I can say that it in fact doesn't make the movie any more enjoyable. To no surprise, Tall girl 2 is impossible to enjoy XD

[@loveitftw]

The savagery in this comment 💀 damn gurl.

[@pokaay3163]

Yeah I have no idea who the demographic is for tall girl.. some movies just dont need to be made.

[@alys1149]

They had potential during that scene addressing the conflict to highlight the issue of comparing struggles, in that it's invalidating and just because a persons struggle isn't the worst it doesn't mean it wasn't a struggle for them. They had a lot of opportunities to discuss mental health in a positive way too and they completely fucked everything up to the point that I don't think they were trying AT ALL. Where did the director's, producer's and writers' brain cells go?

[@lucyandecember2843]

o.o

[@iwasjustleavin4372]

4:23 I'm so sorry to say that i laughed at the ikea joke

[@crimsonstrykr]

Now I want someone in a movie to insult a Japanese guy by calling him Toyota or something and see how the internet reacts to that

[@craigyeah1052]

Dylan sounded so shocked that she was the same height like it was just expected they'd grow her up.

[@felli1513]

Dylan admitting he's a freak is the growth we like to see

[@Ella-bg2ve]

Netflix need to make hiring Dylan a priority….. That North Korea sequel of tall girl is something I would unironically watch

[@Anna13Tonks]

That was hilarious 😭😭😂😂

[@spaghetto9836]

Same, it was so good.

[@Kayla_24]

I love that he finds someway every time to compliment the OC haha it really is a great show

[@katjosephperez8772]

11:31 WHY IS STIEG AT THIS BOUTIQUE IF THEY HATE HIM SO MUCH? And he’s promoting bestie’s work?!