*Kissing Booth 3* BROKE ME

[@saraborjag.5430]

“You’re 18 years old, you shouldn’t be following childhood rules anymore” someone should’ve said this in the very first movie tbh

[@meghnagoel6766]

For real. Friendships are not supposed to be this taxing.

[@williamrithaler4051]

I mean i'm 18 and still feel like a kid pretty much

[@Justaguythatcameby]

@@williamrithaler4051 thats not the point the point its that they still follow rules that they made years ago and that clearly are terrible because they are the cause of all conflict in these 3 movies

[@TuesdaysArt]

@@Justaguythatcameby Seriously...if this movie were realistic, they would have made the rules in elementary school only for them to forget about it for nearly a decade and cringe if they ever rediscover it.

[@tayinnajacksontj6461]

Yesss this comment right here

[@plvmenace]

What's really stupid is that Lee is totally fine with him and his damn girlfriend going to separate colleges but throws a hissy fit about his best friend going to a different college than him.

[@Vera-tr9nj]

@@yukijames1321 even a boyfriend shouldn't do that. Lee is just straight up toxic.

[@sendmemoneythanks]

lol he is 5

[@knowdaqueen177]

I was hoping this movie would be Lee coming to terms with his obsession with Elle.

[@emotapw]

I read spam girlfriend instead of damn girlfriend lol

[@spacegirl9006]

@@sendmemoneythanks No, 8. Lmao.

[@eugeniasarantidou7823]

"Holy shit im going to be so satisfied if everyones poor" "We're selling the beach house" "CAUSE YOU'RE POOR" LMAO WHY IS HE SO HAPPY

[@thebrokeartist34]

He really wants some drama lmao 🤣

[@petrathorsty3833]

Lmao the man used to film with an ice water bottle between his legs because he didn't have Aircon. My guy just wanted to see people reach his level 😂

[@Staycalm08]

@@petrathorsty3833 fuuuuuuu, he did lmao

[@syra1541]

I THOUGHT THE SAME

[@katierasburn9571]

Cause rich people be boring fam wheres the struggle and compromise? Rich people just get to have it all no sweat and meh

[@Peace4Leisure91]

6 years later Elle : *is 24* Hair and costume department : “Let’s go for 35 yo mother of 2. Perfect.”

[@caterinavannucchi2795]

"we need to represent a strong woman" "Short hair and mom clothes"

[@ellie_may4872]

It was her natural hair btw 🤣🤣. at time of fliming

[@ellie_may4872]

@Kristian Alexis yeah 🤣🤣, she shaved it for a role she was playing, The Act I believe x

[@cordeliacuthbert]

@@ellie_may4872 but the combination of her hair AND the clothes made her look like at least 38😭 girl can rock a short cut but the clothes aint it

[@Remarkable269]

Lol

[@spacegirl9006]

My god Lee is such a toxic friend. Their whole friendship is so toxic. It starts falling apart over such petty things like not hanging out together for once. Why do you constantly need to be with each other to keep your friendship intact?

[@morthoton7789]

@@danielatanarycristovao well codependency is kinda toxic

[@Pylahskay]

Elle: introduces new guy to lee Lee: hangs out with new guy once Elle: 😡😡😭😰 omg nooo

[@bluexbunii2891]

I think Elle was more toxic out of the two but you're right the friendship is very childish

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

The parents did a terrible job raising their sons.

[@bluexbunii2891]

@@theoverratedchannel6225 I agreed they raised them to be so spoiled-

[@hazelwi]

“Why is everything so goddamn toxic?” Because it’s based off a wattpad novel.

[@basiliskoE]

Fair

[@skytheatrics_]

ITS A WATTPAD BOOK?!?!

[@basiliskoE]

@@skytheatrics_ it is

[@solus8685]

@@skytheatrics_ are you really surprised?

[@thezodiacsystem2033]

Okay- yeah to be fair the only ones Wattpad gives deals to seems to be toxic novels. I'm a writer on wattpad and I don't write stuff like this or After. Like that's toxic and I'm like 99% sure they need a therapist like a romance therapist 😅

[@mukanzi2228]

The fact that the most impactful and relatively well acted scene is Elle's dad telling her how much he's disappointed in her makes me so happy

[@InBetweenMolecules]

So how was that resolved? I'm not watching this movie, but I'm hoping the dad is still disappointed in her and didn't attend her graduation from USC, and they're still estranged because Elle finds out her dad's gf did kill her mother, but her dad won't believe it...

[@escotanner]

​@@Kristianalexis1Don't blame ya if you did end up blocking out the memory

[@lizzy434]

It’s killing me how Dylan is so bored by the actual storyline that he creates his own background plot lines to keep himself entertained 😂

[@7991ot]

So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

[@tiffanykim2773]

It's hilarious

[@kimberlycook4675]

and the thing is it is better than the actual plot

[@sendmemoneythanks]

I do that to when I don't like the ending or storyline.

[@thandoxginindza]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@eazy8193]

Dylan: "I would be throwing the kid into a pit of snakes instead of water" Also Dylan: "I'm not a violent person"

[@accioenchiladas]

almost 2.5k likes and no comments? i-

[@eazy8193]

@@accioenchiladas holy shit I didn't even see that

[@jessicaluk74]

I rather thrown him out in the piles of nails that's what I thought 😁

[@tommy5065]

i love how he INSISTS that the dad’s girlfriend killed their mom 😭

[@BewareofBordome]

Especially when you consider the mom apparently died of cancer.

[@nebiyubekele2724]

Dylan’s a special guy innit😂

[@DAKRAB]

@@BewareofBordome Plot twist:She gave her mom cancer

[@Jayvon153]

@@DAKRAB she use the Cancer ray on the mom

[@nataliedurham8772]

Cuz it makes sense

[@Heidid23]

Dylan: "I'm not a violent person." Also Dylan almost every commentary: *Hopes for murder, gore and violence*

[@ansiesbakesandcooks]

Omg, so true...!

[@100nightz]

Lmao

[@Makari_Saint]

This is so true and sometimes I feel the same way

[@Astral_inkwell]

The biggest lie he’s ever told 🤣

[@kikiedwards6591]

almost...its all

[@anhtheton]

the most unrealistic thing about this entire trilogy is that she got into harvard. *harvard.*

[@krissybee123]

Also that her boyfriend somehow got into Harvard too

[@knarikmelikyan]

Like it's hard?

[@stanleygodquackson3942]

@@knarikmelikyan It's like one of the most prestigious universities in the USA LMAOOO obviously this story is from wattpad

[@Freakysunnygirl]

@@stanleygodquackson3942 u didn‘t get the reference. It‘s a quote from legally blonde:D

[@nicole.escapes.reality5608]

@@knarikmelikyan Elle at least seriously studied for it😂

[@lottiegf]

the kissing booth movies have this weird talent where they make the movie feel like its 17 hours long despite the fact youve only watched 12 minutes

[@ramiyahlee6108]

💀💀💀

[@leshejulies3527]

I literally felt this every time I checked how far in I was haha

[@kaileem3048]

the only other movie i’ve personally experienced this with is the cat in the hat from like 2003. not that it’s bad bc i love that movie but it is a total fever dream and i felt like it has been 2 hours when watching it and i just reach the 20 minute mark. but with the kissing booth it’s just non tolerable

[@todoroki6910]

Fr

[@whatismyname5206]

Yooo this, I decided to watch it for the heck of it and when I say this believe me. I thought I was halfway through the movie and then I checked the time stamp I was only 23 minutes in. I came here 😂

[@Kaylee_eeee]

“They haven’t focused on Lee’s girlfriend and I love that for me” …I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard

[@meganmacartney2229]

Dylan: “I’m not a violent person” Also Dylan: “no one got paralyzed?!? THEN WHATS THE F*CKING POINT?”

[@synotekk]

He isn’t a violent person but he gladly watches people being violent

[@Mia-ul9mb]

It’s so unrealistic that they haven’t seen each other for 6 years! Aren’t their families super close and celebrate thanksgiving and everything else together?

[@samanthaschumacher615]

Actually though!!! Like he just never came home in six years?? There are many plot holes in this movie but that was probably the dumbest

[@emmakate5189]

I don’t think that they hadn’t seen each other in 6years but they probably didn’t spend anytime alone idk tho

[@samanthaschumacher615]

@@emmakate5189 they acted like it was the first time they had... especially considering neither knew what the other was up to career wise.

[@mabel_5788]

Who are we talking about please 😭😭😭??? Either I'm super dumb or my brain is extremely slow. Or both🙂

[@samanthaschumacher615]

@@mabel_5788 Elle and Noah

[@octobermist8364]

"He's taller and richer! You think you had a shot?" Lmao words can't express how much I love Dylans kissing booth movie commentary

[@TonyyTv]

I saw this comment as soon as he said it lol

[@yulana990]

The fact that we are supposed to believe Elle got into Harvard, Berkley AND USC, and even got CALLED by Harvard as if she was special is ludicrous. And then even though she showed 0 interest in games other then DDR in the other movies, she suddenly is a gamer who gets accepted into game design without a portfolio and a GODAWFUL pitch?! I will try to erase this entire franchise from my mind forever. Thank you.

[@aobakwekeatlhomile8226]

She started a gaming podcast in KB2 😂 in the montage 😂

[@devinemattis863]

Lmao I swear when I was watching this i was like.. puh-lease! No uni would ever be calling somebody like that once u miss the deadline that is u boo boo. WORSE she was waitlisted? Like nah...

[@gisela_oliveira]

I love how they COMPLETELY forgot the only true passion she had: Dancing. the plto for the other 2 movies revolved around the dancing thing, the dance club in the first one, and the dancing competition in the second one. SHE SHOULD BE A DANCER. I'm pretty sure they made her go to "game desing" college just so she would be more "not like other girls" ans shit like that. but like, is 2021, women are in the gaming industry for so long now, is not inovative nor necessary to have your main character being a "gamer" just so she can be special

[@NaishaS]

As for the waitlist thing, you accept your spot on the waitlist and accept the spot to the school you got into. So she should’ve said yes to UC Berkeley and paid the deposit while she waited for Harvard to respond.

[@dizzy.dances]

@@NaishaS I thought she lied about the waitlist? She got accepted to both but couldn’t tell the boys so said both waitlisted her until she decided

[@Yesitsmedaphne]

Elle and Lee have the most exhausting friendship. Literally a list and rules for every situation 😂

[@adeleaslan8182]

They treat the list of childish rules like a Bible

[@paris6048]

i got physically tired watching them together

[@lets_wrapitup]

@@adeleaslan8182 omg bible joke because I’m so modern and progressive 🤪🤪

[@lechellehill7026]

Ikr like I’m exhausted watching them lol

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

Seriously it's so complicated 😩 I'd rather be friendless lmao

[@MandiM94]

"Why is Marco here? Why is Marco here?" Me the entire movie, lmao

[@MFEll_Goob]

i get him being at the waterpark/ go kart place. But everywhere else was just so unnecessary and weird

[@nafcatt8863]

Why IS he here? Doesn’t he have a home?

[@iiwixterii1718]

SAME

[@Nikki-oe7gr]

Because Marco is a better character than most of the characters.

[@hannah-cq7kr]

me not skipping any ads because i haven’t seen dylan this sad about a movie since princess protection program and he deserves all the ad revenue he can get

[@Yakita60]

You’re the goat 🐐

[@stellapetersen7207]

Same

[@thelighthousez3718]

Oh gosh, not "depressed" please use something else

[@hannah-cq7kr]

@@thelighthousez3718 just changed it, totally my bad for being careless about using the wrong vocab!

[@Jacobkent09]

@@hannah-cq7kr Depressed was a word before depression, it's not talking about mental illness, it's talking about feeling down. You were absolutely right for using that word as intended. Some people are just ignorant on what they think they should protect.

[@luniette]

No honestly this movie felt like it lasted 12 hours. Took me the whole day to get through it 😭😭 I just thought it was because I was stoned but you saying it did for you too confirms this movie is a trip

[@yaeloberman3008]

I was constantly checking how much time has passed...

[@ronnie.938]

@@yaeloberman3008 same. Actually, I skipped so many scenes because it got soooo longggg

[@knowdaqueen177]

I watched it 1.25x and it still felt like forever

[@ms42662]

😅Literally me!!!! I decided to watch this halfway through coz I was to into and I assumed it was because I was stoned😂

[@Skibbidoobop]

Took me 3 days ..

[@livx7739]

The way Jacob feels about this series is the same way Robert feels about twilight

[@jc-rk3np]

omg ur right

[@missserenity1090]

I don’t blame them

[@graceyang7377]

who’s robert ? 😭😂

[@phelisejoy7118]

@@graceyang7377 Edward’s actor

[@jc-rk3np]

@@graceyang7377 robert pattison the actor for edward in twilight

[@miriamwoldegebriel8881]

For me the worst thing about these movies (and you know there are many options here), is the fact that the brothers seems to have NO relationship between them whatsoever. Like how did everything become about her? It's like the writers straight up forgot they were family while writing this. At least in The Vampire Diaries, Stefan and Damon had their relationship, which made it less about Elena, which is why it worked.

[@ВасяПетечкин-ф7л]

True

[@ashleyisonabudget]

Can we talk about vampire diaries though?!? Masterpiece (minus a few things but damn)

[@jasminecpy9544]

ISTG THERE WAS LITERALLY ONE SCENE OF THE TWO OF THEM ONLY

[@TheKat12364]

I feel like more of the memories between Ella and the bff would have more memories with the brother. Like both of my closes friends had a younger brother that I remember being there the whole time, and the older sister.

[@marianellacastillapenas116]

Team Salvatore!

[@Frommamy]

Elle: "Is everything okay?" Dylan: "Noo, Mario. Everything is a disaster." I died in this part. Hahahah

[@monsegon_4689]

YES HIS JOKES ARE TOO GOOD HAHA

[@stellamariss]

Hobi 🤩🤩

[@Julie-wc1tl]

spent two minutes trying to figure out who tf the character Dylan was before I realized..

[@jc-rk3np]

@@Julie-wc1tl lmao that happened to me with another comment when someone mentioned a person by their real life name instead of character name

[@Frommamy]

@@stellamariss 💜💜

[@theater1014]

Lee & Elle are so codependent that they both only use “L”s & “E”s in their names, that’s probably one of there rules too lol.

[@AuntyAwesome]

YES!! Like when kids make up nicknames and demand everyone uses them, but bc lee is rich he demands the parents pay to have their names legally changed 😂😂😂😂

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

Seriously though - Lee, Noah, Elle, Evans, Flynn - why do all these characters have such vanilla names (no shade to real people)? Also I swear half the boyfriends in these shitty "romcoms" are called Noah lmao maybe it means wood in some language.

[@lunalove9395]

I think her actual name is Rochelle too...I bet he was triggered by that and thats why she started going by Elle 😂

[@dinofashionicon8364]

@@Елена-о4н2т hahahah why is that fucking funny??

[@alicem1961]

LMAMAAAOOOOOO

[@saharagrady7686]

It's so annoying how the boyfriend is mad at her for choosing to spending her summer with her best friend when they're gonna be living together and going to the same school.

[@arennnnnnnn8]

yeah but at the same time the boyfriend Noah is probably jealous since her bestfriend lee is always hanging out with her

[@lorenee8902]

So true also bro if u wave rights to do the bucket list you can’t be mad when she does bucket list things without u because you said you didn’t want to be included

[@marq7486]

lol but that’s pretty weird because most boyfriend would wat to spend their summer with their girlfriend right? Not only in th movie but also in real life. They’d get jealous

[@cindygarcia697]

Personally I find the bestfriend, Lee, so extremely unlikeable. He complains about everything and is so whiny. When someone is in a relationship they want to spend time with their partner. He's toxic, immature and whenever he doesn't get his way he'll gaslight the situation and say that Elle is the one to blame. And although Elle has the most dullest, one-dimensional personality ever, I still find lee so annoying. Like bruh that's your brother's girlfriend not yours, stop being clingy.

[@unknownxyz7425]

I think her bestfriend is a peace of sheet for not knowing how exhausted she was with him.

[@lanceelliott2504]

I feel bad for Elle like she's annoying but the way Lee and Noah both guilt her for hanging out with the other one is so toxic

[@lauras5359]

Exactly. Lee and Noah are awful, stop guilt-tripping her!

[@bananatiergod]

LMAO it's 100% her fault for having no spine to stand up to them. She led them around, acted selfishly and made assumptions with everyone and then she plays the victim when the consequences smack her hard in the face. Like, she literally guilt tripped her dad and his new girlfriend for being together and acted like a 5-year-old in front of them. I have zero sympathy for her... or anyone else, really.

[@lauras5359]

@@bananatiergod yup. None of the characters are even remotely likeable. I'm surprised they got even 1 sequel let alone 2

[@squeezie_b8895]

@@bananatiergod while she is unlikable, other people’s behavior are not, and never will be, anyone’s fault. Ultimately, we are responsible only for our own actions (and inaction).

[@AlyxAesthetics]

shes still an absolute prick and the worst character despite others actions

[@ellie6475]

Dylan: “I’m not a violent person” Also Dylan: “He wouldn’t land in water, he’d land in a pit of snakes”

[@hafsak3785]

LMAOOO

[@detectivetaylorswift]

The BEST part of Dylan’s movie commentary’s is his in depth description of everything the director and writers did wrong.

[@reshmapillai4912]

Ikr the selling the beach house and not showing any of it not making sense Made so much sense

[@lailadxx5615]

can we agree that dylan has had the biggest glow up in youtube history

[@Maryfamouslady]

that’s why I want him to read my book haha

[@3starsburningbright]

@@Maryfamouslady first he has to finish his LOL

[@supermutantsam1160]

It’s so wild to me how literally every single main character is just such a terrible person that you go back and forth between hating them for how they treat others one moment and feeling bad for how the others treat them the next

[@Blueeyesinthesky]

Just a movie full of childish and toxic people

[@melliexcx]

This is such a reach lol

[@jc-rk3np]

yes

[@mabeeee1626]

I actually think the only character I think is actually a decent person y Marco PFFT

[@mabeeee1626]

Well I continued watching, forget what I said about Marco 💀

[@betteregglet]

Elle: never shows any interest in video games besides the fake dance dance revolution and playing Mario kart in like one scene w/the gokart Elle: “yeah I’m ‘designing games”

[@michellevandepol5116]

She had a ‘gaming podcast’ in the second movie but besides that she indeed did not show any interest towards games. It so stupid 😂

[@oliviah3494]

Don’t forget when she played Packman 😂

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

The more unbelievable part is the movie acting like designing video games is a successful business that is comparable to what you'd get from going to Harvard or Berkley

[@monsterhanna6691]

@@oliviah3494 *Pac Man

[@xLiLlyx98]

I mean that was the closest semblance of a hobby she had in the whole trilogy so ... I guess they had to run with what little they had 😅

[@maiaroenz1611]

Dylan: "I am not a violent person" also Dylan the next 20min: waits to see blood when they fight, would throw his kid into a pit with snakes, wants someone to get seriously injured during the race and makes the stepmother a murderer

[@stellamariss]

I love your pfp

[@elli4554]

I don’t know you but the facts that you are watching Dylan’s videos and have jungkook as your profile picture make ne like you hahaha

[@maiaroenz1611]

@@stellamariss and I love you pls

[@jisoosredhair6259]

love thé pfp

[@maiaroenz1611]

@@elli4554 PLSS army’s who watch dylan‘s videos are literally elite

[@capybard]

Just in case anyone was wondering: the likelihood of getting into Berkeley, Harvard AND USC is 0.0005. And that's for the average qualified applicant, which Elle is not (unless being insufferable is an extracurricular).

[@swastikasingh4458]

Well in the fan fic world it is completely possible. What do you expect from wattpad stories like this?

[@billiejohnson7479]

@@swastikasingh4458 you say fan fic world... the writer of TKB is British and said she took inspiration from a lot of American movies and books, so she was just using typical American fiction tropes and probably didn't know many other American universities

[@FA-cm3bu]

@@amityislandchum actually, if the math is right, that is how they work. the events aren't mutually exclusive, or co-dependent of each other just incredibly unlikely.

[@janaloff]

🤣🤣🤣

[@swastikasingh4458]

@@billiejohnson7479 probably that may be the case but even in that case since it was already a trope so it just reinforces my point, don't you think ?

[@saracanariov1431]

Dylan: "This movie depressed the shit out of me." 😂 "We've got 1 month and half till After 3, let's recover!" 😂😂😂

[@psyduck0012]

After 3 is gonna put all of us in coma ..... the cringe is gonna be on next level

[@saracanariov1431]

@@psyduck0012 tell me about it 🥲

[@meghnagoel6766]

@@psyduck0012 Can't wait 😂😂😂

[@psyduck0012]

@@saracanariov1431 it’s nothing but the never ending saga of them fighting with each other .... and we know the level of toxicity ✨✨its just going📈📈📈📈

[@saracanariov1431]

@@psyduck0012 Exactly 💯 📈

[@-clara-9795]

Kinda disappointed about how Dylan didn’t mention that his college had to shut down in the beginning…

[@oAldanitao]

Omg i was thinking the same lol: "ANS MY COLLEGE DOES NOT EVEN EXIST NOW".

[@christinatyree521]

he's probably talking about Everest uni it was shut down for pulling loans out in student names even tho the students never agreed I also went there... now I could be wrong since alot of schools that do that.

[@marq7486]

bruh if we’re talking in real life, that’s not possible. But they do whatever the hell comes out of their guts,they don’t care if it’s shitty or not. *GOD*

[@tiffanykim2773]

He did say college is a scam 🤣

[@Technomahir2024]

This is the first time dylan didn't mention hus college shutting down even after hearing the word "college" more than once. That shows how distracted he was by the dumbness of the movie that he EVEN FORGOT TO MENTION HIS COLLEGE TRAGIC STORY?!?!?!

[@spacegirl9006]

Dylan: "Hold on...his hair looks good" Me: Okay.. Dylan: Maybe he's using function of beauty shampoo Me: Aaahhh I know where this is going

[@drishtisanger3899]

Everytime

[@spacegirl9006]

@@drishtisanger3899 the smirk he gives everytime that happens lmao

[@Sipu97]

@kazuraine The transitions are so good. Well, this one perhaps not as much as usually because the hair comment just came out of blue xD But still, the effort must be appreciated, and he makes the ad segments actually enjoyable.

[@drishtisanger3899]

@kazuraine hahaha 100% I just can't get enough. I shake my head because I know where we're headed and his little grin keeps me from cringing hahaha

[@liannemarjetteritos4492]

Completely skipped watching the third movie entirely and just decided to watch it with Dylan's commentary, which I think is the best decision I've made in 2021 so far

[@katierasburn9571]

I have literally watched this movie by watching other people watch it and shit on it and its a great experience tbh

[@elsalogar9553]

I'd rather set myself on fire than actually watching those movies but oh boy watching the commentaries is my chrismas

[@princesat6566]

Same Lmfaooo

[@Gsmurf21]

Honestly same

[@lucia-fj6nc]

i watched all 3 of them just by watching Dylan's commentaries lmao IT WAS THE BEST

[@rileycavan9099]

I wanna c Dylan’s version of this movie… going broke, murdering mothers to take their place, go kart injuries, kidnapped brother, blood, rabbit foraging, savage mother, scheming, etc.

[@urmibhushan220]

right? i'd read the sht outta that one

[@amaryllux]

widowed parent: *finds a new partner* dylan: OMFG the new partner KILLED the dead spouse and is now inserting themselves into the new family!

[@jessicaluk74]

He loves murder mystery movies

[@jessicaluk74]

@Kristian but he doesn't watch recommendations 😔

[@jessicaluk74]

@Kristian Alexis yeah and I like the movie it's good

[@vlo4829]

Okay, but Dylan's plot would have improved this movie by infinite percentages

[@akirahatson2593]

@Kristian Alexis that movie was so great

[@koufaxxx]

Let’s be real, this series became “until we hate ourselves”

[@solus8685]

"Until everyone hates one another"

[@galianalacabanne3090]

I love how in every single movie Dylan's plots are WAY better that the actual plot

[@alizaloring3437]

He has to make a movie!

[@Marie-Fey40]

@@alizaloring3437 he's has to finish his book first 🤣

[@alizaloring3437]

@@Marie-Fey40 yeah but I really want a movie😂 I also want him to react to it

[@Kasiarzynka]

And when he predicts a plot or its element accurately even though he was joking, like the part where the girl's sad because, drumroll, her parents are getting a divorce

[@mingiinimene3335]

@@Kasiarzynka Not confusing just boring and so many pointless characters that did nothing. Like the hot chick. Why was she there? Nothing happened with her. Her invisible parents got divorced. So what. And Lees girlfriend, they could have been broken up the whole movie. Molly Ringwalds character wanted to sell beach house, then decided not to sell. The main girl decided to go to the same school her boyfriend went and then talked to Molly Ringwalds character and decided to do her own thing. And Marco just tried to get laid and failed. And the stepmom just pissed main girl off because she was acting like she had replaced her mom and she was upset about the monopoly piece because that was the piece her dead mother always used. That was the one of the two conflicts in the movie that was good and real. Also other good point was that the main girl was the people pleaser and that those dont get praised but taken advantage of and you really have to think of yourself and fight for yourself to get what you want. The end.

[@elliejohnson4360]

Sad he didn’t comment on the last internal monologue Elle did. That was the nail in the coffin for me, “and it was all bc of a kissing booth” like I literally have no words for my internal demise that happened after that writing.

[@Sagacypher]

she said “all because of…well. you know!” or something like that 😭

[@a.b382]

I somehow questioned my existence after this 3rd one because it was SO frikkin bad. Like..... WHO WROTE THISS>???

[@cyberslayer9098]

To be fair then he would’ve have to watch more of the movie to see that part

[@a123sophie123a]

The writers were scratching their heads trying to figure out how to incorporate the kissing booth into this third movie.

[@mayyabankss]

"for the next 3 cringey things, i'm not gonna say anything" *one second later* "look at how bad this shot is" 😭😭😭😭

[@lm3341]

maybe cuz bad and cringey are different things

[@sassyserena_]

"IMAGINE THIS POOR BRAT DATING YOUR SON" I HOLLERED

[@nethminimethiwala89]

I DIED. i dont even care for these movies, but Dylan is just GOLD

[@MaybeLily1234]

Elle: I vote no Dylan : *peace was never an option*

[@sarapathan6063]

this movie was the embodiment of teenage hormones where elle thinks the world revolves arounds her and throws a tantrum every time it does not. literally hated it and did not find an appreciation for elle at the end of the movie

[@madi72618]

literally feel the same like jesus

[@Haobinn]

But one things for sure. It was entertaining as hell 😂😂. Even tho the comments ☝️is accurate

[@supermutantsam1160]

To be fair, Lee’s like that too. Every conflict in the movie is basically caused by him throwing a tantrum over Elle not catering to his feelings, her own be damned. Elle still sucks tho. They deserve each other.

[@noorbohamad5796]

@@supermutantsam1160 the whole BASHING Elle thing sucks indeed

[@MuskaanMalhotra]

The Flynn brothers have no personality Dylan: well, they are rich.

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

Those r brothers for u.

[@kjizu]

dylan hating this movie and making the woman pursuing elles dad the murderer and playing that same clip back HAS ME LIVING AND BREATHING OXYGEN😭

[@dovelove5427]

Right?! I love that for him, he's so creative and funny PLSSS 😭🤚🏽

[@panekmah]

PLS FR

[@spookyho5994]

IKRR

[@LeonardoDiCapri-Sun]

Lee: I don't matter to you really Elle: *literally bases her entire existence as well as major life decisions on making her petulant best friend happy*

[@ananyayenduri6172]

the only way I would be able to watch this movie without dying is to watch through this video, SO THANK YOU DYLAN FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

[@nleahc]

Honestly, same! My brother loves all Kissing Booth movies and has been telling me to watch but I thought I'll just wait for Dylan hahaha

[@kiara7361]

Sameeee, haha

[@jleigh-yk2hn]

Lmaoooo factssss this is wat I said😭😭😭

[@hughettecampbell1010]

@@nleahc yess, my best friend was on me to watch it. dead ass could not have made it through without dylan. only way I'd watch it

[@okrasamwich]

I watched it through x1.5 the whole way and still felt it was soo long and wondered how Dylan would make it fun. But he managed to do it with the imaginary murder plot line as always

[@snoopysbiggestfan]

dylan’s everlasting hatred for lee’s girlfriend is what keeps me going

[@hwlsgrl]

every other review i watch loves her, this was refreshing bc i hate her sm as well 😭

[@Pandaluvsretrothings]

Cindy (withcindy) loves Rachel and Chloe (Noah's Friend)

[@hwlsgrl]

@@Pandaluvsretrothings i watch her as well! she loves rachel sm istg i cannot stand any of these characters except for noah maybe, marco and chloe (fav character tbh)

[@Pandaluvsretrothings]

@@hwlsgrl Marco and Chloe are the best characters than Elle and Lee imo

[@maaaan2314]

Idk..I didn't really like her in the second movie tbh..but in this one she was kinda fine

[@jay_____ber]

I thought the “I’m putting my foot down, you’re not selling the house” bit was a joke and that the parents would address it but they don’t. That just makes the characters super spoiled and very unlikeable.

[@abifaith7666]

let's be honest. dylan's commentary is the only reason we looked forward to this movie being released.

[@missserenity1090]

I live for the popular KZbinrs tearing this movie to shreds

[@anikarobinson6510]

The most accurate thing Ive read today 😂

[@cherrybeadfactory]

Omg yes!! Hahahha

[@patriciaviana1098]

I want After 3 to be released so bad

[@fersantana4466]

The fact that we never saw/heard about that beach house and now they are all nostalgic about it, I-

[@jiji1241]

The 2nd one they were there tho right, like the opening scenes

[@kollo5678]

It was in the beginning of the second one for a little bit but the audience still had no emotional connection to it lol

[@fersantana4466]

@@kollo5678 exactly! Most of the viewers don’t even remember it hahaha

[@DhurataG]

I like how Dylan has accepted his nose ring.

[@n_a_d]

Looks like it. And I'm honestly living for it.

[@matthewletexier]

Or...he recorded all the videos wearing it in the same day to give the illusion that he is still wearing it

[@sadshenanigans1403]

@r r I disagree

[@Jjlinnyy]

@r r I strongly disagree.

[@n_a_d]

@SNOW DAYS It's a fake nose ring. So he can switch it up 😉 He started wearing it after the makeover video with Kennedy.

[@fivemjs]

Option 1: Dylan pre-watched the movie to make it seem like he guessed everything correctly. Option 2: Dylan is good at seeing where plots are going and correctly guessed everything. Option 3: the movie is so pathetically cliche that there's no point watching it because we ALL know what's going to happen. I'm going with 2&3

[@rohitbabar8715]

2

[@razzle8140]

3

[@nikitagigigeorge8572]

Im pretty sure no sane person would voluntarily watch this movie twice.....so 2

[@betteregglet]

3

[@cristela4034]

Plot of movies are getting really predictable, there's nothing new anymore. Once, my sister was telling about a movie she watched that she really liked and I guessed the ending of the movie without even watching it.

[@steph10names]

I never hear it mentioned how Elle managed to choreograph a whole flash dance with tons of people without her boyfriend (who she's currently living with) hearing about it at some point. Like do they just not talk at all

[@tinam2892]

that's exactly what i was thinking. i literally said "did she not tell her boyfriend about the massive flash mob she's planning?" like, i tell my boyfriend about a butterfly i saw on a walk, i wouldn't be able to shut up about it if i was planning a fucking FLASH MOB.

[@HouseMDaddict]

Elle and her boyfriend weren't super close. Like communication was one of their biggest issues! He did stuff without telling her especially on KB2, and then she was just "too busy" to tell him anything. And yeah they both agreed to Chloe and Marco stuff before talking to each other. Not that they need permission or whatever but it'd be nice to let your partner know BEFORE you decide to reintroduce a sort of gray area opposite sex person back in significant ways (especially Chloe living with them). Like even if they weren't dating and they were roommates, you consult roommates before someone crashes with them.

[@nix_]

The fact that 3/4 of them were doing this flash mob and Noah had zero clue about it when both his brother and girlfriend were planning it is truly amazing to me. Also I hate how Noah was like "Oh I planned this romantic surprise to make it up to you and you want to blow me off because you already made plans? WTF; how could you? Blow off my brother (your bestie) and ditch the plans you already had for me."

[@HouseMDaddict]

@@nix_ They legit don't talk to each other. I'd also love to know when Elle had time to rehearse during her "extra hours". The "romantic dinner" was also such a weird and random appearance after a pretty significant dbag moment. Their while relationship was let's just fight, one person takes all the blame, okay let's kiss and make up without any sort of healthy discussion on what growth needs to happen, and THEN their surprised when repeated behaviors and relationship issues that were NEVER addressed end in them breaking up severely. Yeah...so many writing issues.

[@HouseMDaddict]

@@nix_ It would've been about a 30 minute movie trilogy if the characters actually communicated with each other so it makes sense to drag on the same issues for three movies (Noah's irrational temper and jealousy and toxicity, the brother's [forgot his name] clinginess, selfishness, and abusive immaturity, poor communication from EVERYONE, Elle just being clueless, without a backbone, and just blatantly ignorant of the color red (flags) in her vision at every turn, with the brothers.

[@amber5802]

“What do people like about her, she’s insecure” Dylan 😭😭😭

[@zerere_]

Innit true thoooooo

[@sendmemoneythanks]

lol Lee seems more insecure 🤣

[@elis2506]

@@sendmemoneythanks let's be honest, they all are

[@sendmemoneythanks]

@@elis2506 true 🤣 & they both got into Harvard

[@Emmy4397_]

Nobody: *A movie with a plot centered around college* Dylan: I actually have a funny story…

[@chidiogoikeh4550]

😂honestly tho

[@fujlusky]

fr

[@normagruden]

Was Joey King contracted to make 3 of these? Cause if I was her, after being in an amazing series like The act and being nominateed for an emmy, I would definitely NOT continue making these lol

[@mismyname]

I guarantee they all signed a 3 movie contract in the beginning and hated their lives. Because the actor that plays Noah is also in euphoria, and there’s no way they knew how stupid these kissing booth movies would be

[@normagruden]

@@mismyname yeah I agree, I honestly can't see it being any other way.

[@n_mp88]

same. she is an amazing actress GODDD why she accepted 😔

[@francescagolden1061]

I do know they had tons of fun making them. Maybe not the Noah actor though… everyone else probably considered the movies as three long get togethers with friends 😂

[@Yazz_my]

@Melanie Pamela Grave Cifuentes but wouldn’t the actors have to pay a lot of money in order to break the contract and walk away from the movie? I don’t think they blackmailed their way into staying

[@jp9919]

I will never understand how Dylan always finds a way to relate a movie to murder. I bet he could somehow incorporate a murder story to even barbie.

[@tomatosoup1304]

The scene of them talking about how sad their lives would be without their beach houses pisses me off just as much as Elle getting into fancy colleges

[@angietoonz6605]

i have never watched any of these movies, only reactions to it, so when i found out these beach house wasn't even mentioned or shown in the previous movies (cause tbh all the houses look like beach houses, so i didn't know it wasn't in them), i was so annoyed. Like, this isn't Hannah Montana season 3 finale -- we don't care about this stupid house that was never mentioned.

[@adrianbacon2516]

The way he keeps stopping to check the time and only realizing that 30-45 mins have passed in film time is SUCH A MOOD with this movie, I LITERALLY stopped thinking I got like an hour in and I was only 20 mins in😐

[@mismyname]

It was worse with the 2nd one because that one was like 3 freaking hours long

[@yusefyi8033]

Dylan at 25:50 “Stop Jumping to the worst conclusions.” Also Dylan: “Linda murdered their mom”

[@fersantana4466]

I’m here faster than Lee getting mad with every decision Elle makes

[@xapokalypse]

Damn, okay Flash.

[@tautemartinaityte2212]

THE MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT EVER

[@usernotfound111]

LMAO

[@tattooedheart67]

I've never seen a single Kissing Booth movie but I've seen plenty of reactions to the franchise lol they're addictive

[@isabellafrancesca7242]

Please just never watch them they're so cringy and not worth the time 😂

[@trinaq]

You're lucky, at least you know what's happening without having to suffer through the cringe!

[@xapokalypse]

I only watched the last one and that was enough tbh

[@akirahatson2593]

Me too😁

[@MichellaneousMe]

That’s how I watched the movies too. I’m not sitting through all that 😂

[@awesomegetit1227]

“Maybe he’s using function of beauty… I bet that’s what it is” *Long awkward pause knowing that the audience is looking at him the same way because we know a sponser is coming* 😂😂😂

[@Shobna21]

I swearrr😂

[@missserenity1090]

And the laugh when he said the video was sponsored 😂

[@alexandermartin21]

I feel so sorry for jacob elordi cause he showed that he can play an extremely diverse character that has manyyyyy different issues that he portrayed really well in euphoria, but he was stuck doing this fucking trilogy. You can tell that he was so done with the whole thing in this film, like soooooo bored of it😂😂

[@imtrying9812]

Dylan: her parents are divorcing Character: my parents are divorcing Man I almost choked

[@lilymuller7458]

Sometimes his ability to foresee plots is just stunning 🤤

[@jendowden]

These movies are just too predictable lmao

[@hannafathima1801]

‘’They haven’t focused on Lee’s girlfriend and I love that for me”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nakayla5985]

dylan is so good at making the plot better, he could write a book-oh wait

[@goosesatan]

* stares intently at the camera before an advertisement *

[@chaoticpanda2412]

Yes.

[@AliceNWonderland16]

You calling that girl's parents divorce was both lowkey impressive and hilarious as fuck

[@maddiea-t6n]

I was pissing myself laughing

[@thelocalwizard3268]

I love the Kissing Booth series because I can never decide which one of the main characters I hate the most

[@janaloff]

🤣

[@fatimashaki.m8940]

😂👍

[@amisha25211]

Lol😂

[@riniuchiha9383]

LMAO same!

[@line9926]

Lee, definitely...

[@liva.2513]

I do find it frustrating that so many people are mad at Elle for "blowing off" dinner with Noah. Yeah, the flashmob was dumb but it was something she had planned with her friends WEEKS in advance and Noah throws a hissy fit, like "how dare you not cancel a prior engagement for my surprise dinner. I did something vaguely romantic for once 🤬."

[@estersilva7804]

Yes

[@MichR14]

The problem of communication between all characters 🙄 shouldn't your boyfriend know that you already have plans?

[@hannelie5191]

Agreed, but honestly almost every “conflict” in this movie could have been fixed if literally anyone talked to another person…. Yea, they planned the flash mob for weeks, so why didn’t her boyfriend, WHO SHE LIVES WITH, know about it?

[@SassySoda]

Precisely this! It raised a HUGE red flag for me tbh

[@monetchandler1654]

Every single relationship in these movies is SO toxic. Everyone is selfish and throws fits when things don't go exactly their way. It's just a bunch of spoiled brats.

[@LaBellesGrace]

Jesus, with the way Lee acts I’m surprised (not but am, if that makes sense) it’s never been confirmed he’s been repressing his feelings for Elle this whole time 👁👁

[@milirodriguez8493]

I was thinking the same thing. I know Elle can have her moments but Lee was a bit selfish. When Elle would priortize herself or her bf, he would make her feel bad for not choosing him even when her reasons would reasonable at times. She was trying to balance her time with Noah and Lee.

[@Sagacypher]

Toxic clinginess is in all relationships: friends, family, dates, etc. and plus they were born “together” like siblings lol

[@josiebarnes11]

Omfg I thought it was just me! They’re totally end game for me.

[@vanillamarshmallow]

I honestly thought this movie would end with Lee confessing that he’s been in love with Elle the whole series. His behavior doesn’t really make sense for someone who’s just friends imo

[@Sagacypher]

@@vanillamarshmallow Toxic codependency in friendships and family exist in real life it’s not something that is specific to romance literally at all lol

[@Chelleshock93]

Lee pissed me off every movie. He’s such a baby. I couldn’t be friends with him lol.

[@liz-yn6ou]

Same

[@ughsotacky]

Chloe: So what, you're just gonna give up? Noah: I'm not giving up! Dylan: You should.

[@kadi5630]

dylan telling the people his college was a scam every chance he can get

[@aniesunique11]

What school did he go to?

[@Sydney-ui6kn]

Where did he go?

[@brialisphan]

I'm not sure; but I do know that his college got shut down DJDBDBDJ

[@kadi5630]

@@Sydney-ui6kn it was a film school, he’s never mentioned the name I don’t think

[@geanninavera5304]

HAHAHHA in that moment i cracked 💀💀💀

[@Kenz-luvs-ouid]

Dylan being mentally, physically, and emotionally drained at the end is the only acceptable reaction to this hell hole of a series.

[@lolli_popples]

The blank stare at the camera that Dylan gives whenever there's about to be a sponsorship is everything.

[@emma-ei3ns]

*the movie mentions college* me: no dylan: 😏 me: NO dylan: 😏 dylan: SOMETIMES COLLEGES SHUT DOWN-

[@HyperWolf]

Also, “You can’t just apply two weeks before college starts. Can you? I don’t know, my college was a scam school.” 😂

[@blossomtrees271]

@@HyperWolf you can actually do this in the uk, it’s called clearing 😂

[@dream.5708]

@@HyperWolf lmaoo😭

[@sarahlenke]

i'm so surprised that it took THAT long for dylan to bring up his shut down college in a movie practically about college

[@lu_bujan25]

Literally Dylan predicted the whole movie (except the murdered of Elle’s mother, the kidnapping, Lee’s family becoming poor, and all the injuries in the Mario Kart race)

[@themimsy]

I’m not team anybody. I’m team everyone gets therapy. People say Marco is too good for Elle, but he’s bad too; he actively pursued someone he knew was in a relationship and acted so needy.

[@liz-yn6ou]

Ikr

[@tiana1420]

She strung him along for a while, kissed him while in a relationship with someone else- he caught feelings. It's not right but I understand why he can't get over her.

[@spookyho5994]

exactly

[@Nikki-oe7gr]

Elle kept running to Marco for help, to whine about her crappy boyfriend, and I can not stress this enough, *She* Kissed Him! As @tiana1420 said, she strung him along and he developed feelings for her. Plus, he can see how toxic her boyfriend is and knows it's not healthy for her to be in a relationship with Noah. Elle likes playing with fire, but Marco feels compelled to keep her from getting burned. And the irony of this is, if Elle wasn't an idiot, she'd see clearly Marco would be a much better boyfriend.

[@malsnakamoto]

My favorite thing about Dylan is how he'll create a subplot all by himself and just run with it

[@alizaloring3437]

And it's always better then the real one. That is why I want him to make a movie

[@monsegon_4689]

“do you shower, or are you jake gyllenhall?” dylan ur jokes just get better and better.

[@harasnicole]

This is legit the only way I'll ever watch these movies lol. I could never last the full length on my own, idk how you do it Dylan, but major props to you. Edit: all of you are braver than me. I'm sorry most of your time was wasted.

[@carlos-ej3sv]

The first two were watchable but this one I clicked out after like 15 minutes and came here instead.

[@star_boy129]

@@carlos-ej3sv i tried to force myself to watch it but i just couldn’t, it’s that bad

[@jendowden]

I watched it just to see how bad it would be and it was horrible, can’t believe I wasted 2 hours of my life watching this atrocity

[@at12344]

I watched the second movie like 5 minutes at a time for 2 months because I just couldn’t do it

[@emblemblade9245]

Pretty Much It also has hilarious commentary on these movies, so there’s ONE more reason to watch them

[@Thepizzaisagressive]

THE MORE YOU ASSUME THAT THAT LADY KILLED HER MOM, THE MORE I ABSOLUTELY DIE LAUGHING

[@adakaurlamba6464]

I love how dylan somehow finds a way to sneek in the fact that he thinks college sucks and is a scam in almost all his videos because even if he doesnt explain it we troublemakers have the reason embedded in our minds and i absolutely love dylan for it

[@Em-hz7tg]

Hi Preminger daddy 😘💋

[@adakaurlamba6464]

@@Em-hz7tg idk how i feel on one hand i am happy someone can appreciate true power by recognizing preminger but also kinda creeped out by the fact that its so easy to feel violated by a stranger.😃👍🏻

[@Em-hz7tg]

@@adakaurlamba6464 don’t worry I was just joking 😂

[@Tara-tb6xl]

Please- The „She killed our mom“ *dramatic noise* literally made me laugh out loud every single time💀😂

[@calmclover3797]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sammyursula]

“We’ve got a sad one. Sad. Sad, sad.” *laughs*

[@jay-bf8bp]

he should watch euphoria and see how different Jacob elordi’s character is 😭

[@carly2439]

Even after how cringe the series has been, I'm still team Marco. Not necessarily with Elle but just in general I'm always rooting for him.

[@emilyparker8772]

Marco and Chloe backs must be hurting from carrying this whole damn series like they’re better than the main characters in every aspect of these movies

[@breakofdawn5249]

@@emilyparker8772 I was expecting they would end up together🤣

[@nikitagigigeorge8572]

Idk why but I felt after this movie Marco is soo needy....Like liking a taken girl is one thing which is fine cause that happens but chasing her and not getting a hint and trying to break her and her bf up is another thing...Like he was simping way too hard which was not attractive

[@lightyagami4535]

@@nikitagigigeorge8572 Blame it on the writing. I’ve seen several love triangles that end up with the second guy turning into a clingy asshole or have something wrong with him. The writers are just like “Oh! The readers/viewers seem to like the second love interest more than the first one! Let’s shit all over that character!”

[@desiatovaalex]

@@emilyparker8772 100% yes

[@siennaa.5123]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

[@BTS_VJK_ARMY]

Same

[@100nightz]

Yep

[@Potati_67]

Me too

[@luciacaterina4130]

Yep

[@elianemeier2422]

Yessss

[@ms_victorious]

Dylan: "He's such an emotional disaster." I second that, bro. I really, really do because Lee got on my nerves so badly in this third movie that the previous two were NOTHING compared to this one!

[@asteroid6640]

20:54 IDNRKOWDMMNNVEEJHFBVSJDNCJ ENOUGH WITH THE SHE KILLED HER MOM JOKES IM CRYING

[@octobermist8364]

"Don't go to college. Colleges end up being scams sometimes times anyways." Lmao this one took me out.

[@ethansolorzano5989]

He will never not bring up how scam college

[@MARYWTHER]

"I'm gonna forgive 3 cringe moments" Dylan that's like... 9 seconds of the movie...

[@Wattizdat]

Dylan blindly guessing that the girl's parents are getting a divorce, right before she said it, was hilarious. Holy shit this movie is predictable. Hahaha

[@Evija3000]

That's the case in like 80% of the times teens get bad news in teen movies.

[@hikariuchiha977]

This series just proves that people watch anything just if it's on Netflix