The worst of woke TV and movies over the past year. Awards are given in 18 categories. The most prestigious awards were decided by vote. Over 16,000 votes were cast by the subscribers to this channel.
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@jacksonpriestap3685 Жыл бұрын
The amount of backlash woke Hollywood is getting is giving me hope in humanity
@noviancasper Жыл бұрын
It really is.
@gregscrabshack2307 Жыл бұрын
its amazing, the majority is done with this nonsense
@javiergonzalezlopez10 Жыл бұрын
It is true that Hollywood needed an earthquake to change some inertias, and change really did happen. But now the massive excesses of Wokism, as with any ideology will be trimmed. We will be left with more women, more non whites having a way open to show the little or much talent they may have, we will get used to see the whole nation more represented in Hollywood at all levels, but certainly bad acting, bad scripts, blatant political statements disguised as new characters will lead Hollywood to lose the only thing they really care about: money, tons of it. For the show to go on the audiences will have to put all these political manipulations, all these antiwestern pamphlets in their right place, as it is happening with the movies presented here and many others that people have massively and rightfully rejected. It will help that even by many by people theoretically represented by Wokism don't want to see crap disguised as representativity and "inclusion". Yes, enough is enough, and the needed changes, which didn't start with Wokism by the way, will stay and all the BS will be legitimately send in the trash can of cinema history.
@Stonegoal Жыл бұрын
There are still millions who are watching and the advertisement dollars are still flowing.
@wileycoyote64 Жыл бұрын
One, What is "woke" Two Conservatives are all ways crying about something
@John.Angell Жыл бұрын
I'm going to have to disagree on most damaged franchise. Fans of Professor Tolkien have patently rejected the rings of power. The trilogy is all that truly matters. Star Wars fans have been teased and abused to the point where they can't even watch the original trilogy with joy.
@benisboop Жыл бұрын
Correct. Star Wars as a whole is ruined for me. The prequels were bad, but after the most recent movies and shows, I genuinely cannot even watch the originals
@John.Angell Жыл бұрын
@@benisboop God man I watch the Prequel Trilogy with a sad nostalgia that I can't believe. I almost walked out of AoTC in the theater, now I consider it to be high art.
@Lonovavir Жыл бұрын
Trekkies have already beamed themselves into space, best to die quickly.
@brotherlestat305 Жыл бұрын
The prequals where a Masterpeice compared to the shite they are making now. Star Wars is like a mangled corpse that Disney keep weeling out on stage and pretending its alive.
@John.Angell Жыл бұрын
@@Lonovavir I'm in the middle of my 4th run through of TNG. Glad I stopped paying attention after Into Darkness. It went downhill so fast.
@JulesVanBelle4 ай бұрын
This needs to be an annual award show
@je__.4 ай бұрын
yupp couldnt agree more, its hilarious but also sad since its true and also a relief bcs lot of people can see hollywood's true agenda
@cellmitsolos94674 ай бұрын
It's coming soon...
@jenniferrueger16944 ай бұрын
Excellent Award Show! Bravo!!!!!
@magnuskallas3 ай бұрын
Definitely. And there should be ESG-hypocrite special trash prize: the amount of Wakanda Forever plastic crap to this day polluting toy shops in the bargain bin is quite sad actually - all ends up in the landfill. ESG... Oh boy.
@johngillespie34093 ай бұрын
Odd because he just put one out a few days ago 😂
@matthewlawrence69385 ай бұрын
"With great wokeness comes zero responsibility"
@Tru3_Detective4 ай бұрын
most accurate and relevant quote about this nonsense ever
@cluelessdragoon70524 ай бұрын
More like "With great wokeness comes zero accountability"
@LogShaw15873 ай бұрын
With great wokeness comes great retardation
@NihilObstatMihi3 ай бұрын
Undoubtedly, this quote will end up in a volume along with the other inspirational quotes from the greats.
@rwmartinez12623 ай бұрын
What is woke?
@Nifflerify Жыл бұрын
"Jennifer Lawrence became the first woman. " I died 🤣 💀
@gotvidz2222 Жыл бұрын
What was meant by that?... Excuse my ignorance on the topic lol
@simonpradeep1668 Жыл бұрын
@@gotvidz2222 In an interview Jennifer Lawrence said that she was the first women to play a lead role in cinema
@franciscopina2899 Жыл бұрын
@Simon Pradeep to be more precise, she said to Variety that she was the first lead woman in an action movie
@gotvidz2222 Жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣 delusional but all of them are hahaha thanks guys
@thegammonator6503 Жыл бұрын
You won't be missed
@philingrouille7198 Жыл бұрын
"Jennifer Lawrence became the first woman", that was pure gold.
I'm kinda slow and didnt get that one can someone explain :')
@howardroark37365 ай бұрын
This needs to become an annual tradition!
@DespotofAntrim5 ай бұрын
Voting for 2024 starts tomorrow.
@daveyjones73913 ай бұрын
I wish I had known, I would have voted for sure. Is there any way to keep up with announcements from your channel, given that I don’t have Twitter?
@billding70735 ай бұрын
Having paid zero attention to any of these films, I was so happily entertained by these awards. Since there is no merit based writing, producing, directing or acting in Tinseltown at this stage of its devolution, you can only expect ineptitude, incompetence and failure at the box-office. The mass insanity that is wokeness has no other direction than to fail miserably while eating its young.
@fishfootface3 ай бұрын
Great comment. 👏
@fishfootface2 ай бұрын
@AmericanUNCENSORED I absolutely agree with Everything you've written.💯 I hope you get better and were not too badly soon injured.
@eucliduschaumeau88132 ай бұрын
I can proudly say I never watched any of the movies or shows in this video. I feel great relief knowing I dodged many cultural bullets by not wasting a penny, or a minute of time on degenerate woke trash.
@mujaku Жыл бұрын
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made" ― JRR Tolkien
@markvincent5992 Жыл бұрын
Prof. Tolkien had current day Hollyweird dead in his sights with that sentiment expressed years ago.
@michaelrae9599 Жыл бұрын
What does the Right create? Understand what compassion is. Until then, you are unChristian
@markvincent5992 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelrae9599 Pfui! The left creates more havoc and pain on any given day than any month of the right’s making. You throw that unChristian stuff around pretty freely; perhaps you should say it to your mirror, fellow.👎🏻👹
@frompyramid5twoprojects925 Жыл бұрын
A brilliant description of white people throughout history!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alexman378 Жыл бұрын
@@frompyramid5twoprojects925 White people have basically created the majority of what you’re using today, even as a world minority but yeah, go off. The fact you’re even on here to express this imbecility, is due to white people.
@DrCruel Жыл бұрын
Unlike the Oscars, this is one awards show I actually watched all the way trough. Looking forward to Awards II. Thanks.
@thor327910 ай бұрын
here here! actually valid appraisals of the work and proper attention and credit paid to those responsible.
@jout7389 ай бұрын
Modern day Oscars are rigged to give best awards for most politically correct movies and actors, so thats why modern day Oscars are not worth watching.
@smallies71549 ай бұрын
Twice a year Twice a year Twice a year 🙏🙏🙏🙏
@morticiaheisenberg96798 ай бұрын
Same here!!
@prashanthm796 ай бұрын
Well said, I get to subscribe to this channel very recently, ohh boy, I am bing watching now 😂
@rybinz017 ай бұрын
As an American living in Los Angeles, I am offended…. that no one has done this yet. Applause all round. Keep doing the Lord’s work.
@tonyadigitalnorway11553 ай бұрын
This is quite possibly the best written, wittiest, gem of a video production I've seen for a long, long time. 23:57 . . . . "Like a swarm of Irish accented locusts" . . . . had me in fits of laughter, comedy gold right there my frined.
@rwmartinez12623 ай бұрын
It's hogwash
@thesrow105611 ай бұрын
I forgot 95% of these shows even happened. Now that's impressive
@lizardog9 ай бұрын
Puff puff pass, right?
@paulplus38309 ай бұрын
I only watched The Witcher and The Wheel of Time. While I still got some enjoyment out of The Witcher due to Henry Cavill, I was in wide eyed shock at looking at the train wreck that is The Wheel of Time.
@terryboyer13428 ай бұрын
thesrow1056 I had never heard of 95% of these. That's how much I've tuned out and ignore Hollyweird.
@thesrow10568 ай бұрын
@@terryboyer1342 there's a reason everything is bombing. Thier customers have lost interest after repeat failures
@theabhorrentchef72266 ай бұрын
@lizardog Shut your filthy filled man-pleaser Connie. You’re spreading aids all around
@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight11 ай бұрын
I dont even understand how the rings of power had such huge budgets per episode when 99% of the entire show is just actors sitting around talking to eachother.
@cynicalPixels10 ай бұрын
Money Laundering
@ishkanark67259 ай бұрын
They needed to buy the rights for it, left nothing for the show
@chazzitz-wh4ly6 ай бұрын
The $1 billion budget definitely didn’t go to writing, editing, sound design, or acting. Something doesn’t seem right.
@damianjblack3 ай бұрын
@@chazzitz-wh4lyit probably all went straight into Jeff Bezos' pocket
@Xeorboom3 ай бұрын
it is by far the worst LOTR-relayed thing! The Hobbit isn't even THAT bad, it's just not as good as LOTR (which is so good that it's hard to match)
@kenricnarbrough81918 ай бұрын
I came for the pronunciation of 'Filum', and stayed for Karen-i-phones' excellent hosting this year. Brilliant work team despot. Bravo!
@zeinabhakim31368 ай бұрын
I love every moment of this awards show, but that Jossie Smollet Subway segment is perfect 🥹🥹🥹🥹
@ilyaworonowski82183 ай бұрын
You leave that smollet genius alone! He is fighting for equity and a whole lotta other shit that don't make sense anymore.
@P.H69111 ай бұрын
This show is the definition of "Congratulations, you're a failure," and I'm all for it. Keep this up every year man!
@jout7389 ай бұрын
Im waiting for Cleopatra to win a lot of awards in the next years award show.
@Vinny_Gambini7 ай бұрын
Trump doesn't get an award for realizing us is spelled U.S.?? This award show was rigged!!! BIDEN-HARRIS 2024
@GormyK Жыл бұрын
“2022 was to American tv culture what 1963 was to John F. Kennedy’s head” 😂 absolutely brutal
@henkhenkste6076 Жыл бұрын
imagine thinking there was still tv culture before 2022
@insaneweasel1 Жыл бұрын
@@henkhenkste6076 shows like Yosemite, breaking bad, game of thrones, etc did have a significant following.
@redjirachi1 Жыл бұрын
That's an unfair comparison; things didn't go bad for JFK until most of the year was already over
@henkhenkste6076 Жыл бұрын
@@insaneweasel1 but werent very good. Dont know yosemite but BB was good enough until the last few seasons but how long ago was that? Years now? GoT sucked, hard.
@MiroslavBaldzhiev Жыл бұрын
Or what american tv culture is to actual human culture.
@marbellaotaiza8014 ай бұрын
More than Hagrid, Robbie Coltrane will always be the best former Bond villain that helps him out of a mix of self-interest and being sorta blackmailed by 007.
@fishfootface3 ай бұрын
Cracker series, starring Robbie, is also worth checking out. Brilliant series, though kinda dark.
@herrderfinsterins1045 ай бұрын
I can't do it often enough how how important this Channel is in the fight against woke culture ! 👍
@AshCosgrove Жыл бұрын
Congrats to Jussie Smollett. I hope he doesn't beat himself up too bad over his awards.
@iananderson606 Жыл бұрын
Okay really though, how did you forget the abominable Halo rape series on Paramount+? I mean, you could write a small font book as thick as a phone book about everything wrong with that series.
@Thomasmemoryscentral Жыл бұрын
He cant hire anyone there, they'd know if something is up because those 2 Nigerians confessed. Anyone else he'd pay can just confess too
@snoitanicullah Жыл бұрын
Poor guy was hung out to dry.
@chrisbfreelance Жыл бұрын
He just wanted a salad at 2am on a winters night, what's the world coming to.
@HerculesBallsInc Жыл бұрын
The good thing about Jussie Smollett's incident is that the person who planned and executed his attack was in the end tried and found guilty. It's nice to know that sometimes there is still justice in the world. I'm sure that brings a tear to Jussie's eye.
@dearozero3631 Жыл бұрын
This man is a legend. I've never enjoyed an awards show more.
@locopoko6781 Жыл бұрын
been looking for something like this for a long time xD
@kevingoeminne5922 Жыл бұрын
Counts for me to waw man real nice work!
@PaulDupreonegod007 Жыл бұрын
Can Despot help the actual Oscars? This was amazing!
@santosmadrigal3702 Жыл бұрын
I love to watch movies that are so bad they're good . But the movies that got awards in this video are really stupid .
@jeffa818 Жыл бұрын
Liked and subscribed. Good stuff dude
@bcfamb15887 ай бұрын
We need to grow this awards ceremony to be more popular
@richgreen54996 ай бұрын
Outstanding! Clever, intelligent and FUNNY! Leaving a comment here may well put me on a 'special' KZbin list, but I willingly cast my lot with the Despot! This video translates the thoughts of millions into words, images, and wit. Fun to watch and so true.
@spackomcspack7103 Жыл бұрын
Not the award show we expected, but the award show we needed.
@AnaFolkenstal Жыл бұрын
I'd watch this every year
@Thomasmemoryscentral Жыл бұрын
This feels similar to Ben Shapiro's fake 2022 awards show just with more focus on tv and film
@catatetherat5138 Жыл бұрын
We would like t👀thank amber turd for making us Famous 💩💩
@ziggyhogan75609 ай бұрын
Thank you for pointing out just how bad juicy smoletee act was. 100% he would have happily sent 2 innocent men to prison and lied on the stand. That is where the real evil of his plan comes out.
@robertabrahams75933 ай бұрын
There's 2 white guys in America today happy the resisted the urge to go out looking for a snack. Talk about dodging a bullet.
@chriseleazar3653 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! Thank you for a very entertaining one hour. Brilliant dialogue, brilliant humour, love it .
@becausemexico1494 ай бұрын
Man you talk like a poet, so it rimes. Your presentation brought me tears. Tears of proud, but also bitter tears for the brave, honest and represented truth you reveal.
@becausemexico1494 ай бұрын
Also stunning.
@luckydog73718 Жыл бұрын
I told Amber Heard about her winning this award and she said she didn't give a shit.
@damianjblack3 ай бұрын
I see what you did there.
@ReasonablySkeptic Жыл бұрын
This was *A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN ANY HOLLYWOKE AWARD SHOW THAT'S COME OUT IN 15 YEARS!* Thank you.
@josephupton3601 Жыл бұрын
You stole my comment.
@TheMrSatyricon Жыл бұрын
@@josephupton3601 Cancel him for that xD
@STOP_FAKENEWS Жыл бұрын
true, but i hope we're not replacing one extremist politics for another such as calling things woke when it might not be eg indiana jones 5, all the far right channels said its woke when no alarm bells went off, and their logic was they replaced the idiot from the transformers movie i.e man to woman, made it woke, i hated him, his a terrible actor and him swinging on cgi vines in indiana jones 4 was terrible, he SHOULD be replaced
@seventeenseventythirteen7465 Жыл бұрын
@@STOP_FAKENEWS Dawg, EVERYTHING is woke now... By that I mean everything gets called "woke" even when it's literally just "gay character in cartoon exist... nothing else, just mention they like boys but is boy at one point... doesn't really matter, simply exists.". It's so fucking stupid, whatever "extremist politics" are going on in Hollywood is no where near as bad as some dipshit screaming "HOLLYWOKE!" unironically. Trust me bro, everything that you like that's post Ghost Busters 2016 is actually super woke SJW Liberal ID/pol propaganda gay agenda to turn kids trans and also make them aware of climate change. My fucking Xbox made a sleep mode to save power, THAT'S TOO WOKE!!!!
@danneltheflannel Жыл бұрын
More than 15 lmao
@steph40506 ай бұрын
Bravo! I did not laugh like that for weeks! I enjoyed it with my family while having drink, tearing laughing. Subscribed. Keep that good work and you float in millions of followers soon. This show was way MORE entertaining than everything I saw from Hollywood in the last few years. They should pay you millions to direct a comedy show, at least they would get good money out of it.
@charlestourneur78624 ай бұрын
Proud to say, "I never saw any of these" actually haven't gone to a movie in 10 years.
@skitsnack1 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations to all the winners, but I must say they are very lucky this award show took place before Cleopatra aired which probably would have taken most of the awards
@michaelbattin336211 ай бұрын
What about Foundation ??
@carlajenkins199011 ай бұрын
😄😄😄 Remember, there is always next year!
@teaguejelinek403811 ай бұрын
INDIANA J9NES!!!
@stainedglasssparrow963610 ай бұрын
Or Indiana Jones.
@filipbitala262410 ай бұрын
Fortunetly (or unfortunetly) the biggest dissappointment would still remain obi-WAN show, i cannot express just how much dissapointment i felt
@Mangsaab1954 Жыл бұрын
"More flops than an orgy at an erectile dysfunction meeting" had me slapping my knee with mirth and wonderment at its cleverness. Subscribed
@Yourpringledealer Жыл бұрын
@@CalebBerman bot
@Gertieness Жыл бұрын
Go find a rock 😏
@Mangsaab1954 Жыл бұрын
@@Gertieness Stoning the Christian again?
@Dreadtheday11 ай бұрын
It was a total flop and nobody came
@salvatoreiaquinto987511 ай бұрын
@@Gertienessthis was truly hilarious and entertaining
@DSPHistoricalSociety4 ай бұрын
Thanks! Such a brilliant video! Can't wait for 2024 edition!!
@DespotofAntrim4 ай бұрын
Thanks Sluttering, I really appreciate the tip! The next WOWA will drop on Feb 10th.
@DSPHistoricalSociety4 ай бұрын
@@DespotofAntrim aww shucks, thanks for appreciating me... or, at least the tip o' me... if you like the tip, i ensure you'll be enthralled by the whole o' it
@ljb81577 ай бұрын
"Your name has become an adverb for lying" Jussie doesn't know what an adverb is!
@will8054 Жыл бұрын
I watched this the whole way through and was 100% more entertaining and truthful than any award ceremony out of Hollywood, thank you.
@michaelweber1921 Жыл бұрын
Woke logic to defeat racism. Make everyone black and forget about all other ethnicities.
@j-mc5201 Жыл бұрын
The Funniest thing about Hollywood In the last 12 months is their share prices.
@tylerberryman24 Жыл бұрын
Agreed !
@r.8902 Жыл бұрын
@@j-mc5201 Hollywood has become the cool kid from high school that never grew up and still thinks they are cool so they go to the high school reunion expecting to be worshipped once again but instead of realizing that how they were then is no longer interesting now, they just continue to say "remember when..." and then fart on the principal bc they did it at the prom and it garnered attention but really everyone finds them as the annoying losers they used to mock in the past
@skorzalonsdale442610 ай бұрын
Met Robbie Coltrane in an Edinburgh swimming pool when I was about 10. Didn’t really know who he was but my dad did and asked for a photo. He could have agreed and left immediately, or said he didn’t want a photo taking in what I now realise is a bit of a weird situation. Instead he happily waited for my dad to run and grab his camera then spent 15 minutes just chatting to me and my dad. Just an all round great human being.
@morticiaheisenberg96798 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@thunderballz747 ай бұрын
So sad we lost this wonderful man & character but we are stuck with the likes of amber turd and strong woke "Quaines" 🤮🤬😡.. Once these movie companies lose enough money we will get normal movies again... I have to hope because the alternative I cannot bear! 😊
@openyoureyes909jones66 ай бұрын
@@thunderballz74 Im too lazy to look up Quaines....is this a word I should know? or just a joke?
@synchc6 ай бұрын
@@openyoureyes909jones6Queens. _Yaaaas Qwweeeen._
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro6 ай бұрын
@@openyoureyes909jones6it’s a joke about a certain North American gay man accent and how it pronounces “queen”.
@livefree64556 ай бұрын
Great video and right on point. Following the alleged-writers strike and the continuing actors strike I have hope that none of these abominations will ever be repeated. Of course, I'm still hoping for Disney to bankrupt out of it's misery.
@jmac3563 ай бұрын
Why did they have to strike? People would kill to have their jobs after all.
@CadusBane6 ай бұрын
I’m late, only found your channel yesterday. Bravo 👏🏻!!! This was perfect criticism with heart and humor.
@zamriismail4673 Жыл бұрын
Wow.... A million times more enjoyable that any award shows!!!
@GeoffInfield Жыл бұрын
A few minutes into Obe Wan - and I SWEAR this is the truth - I thought "a strong black female CANNOT be evil", googled "does the tough black chick in Obe Wan turn out to be good?", and learned two things : her name is Reva, and YES, she ends up good because *it's literally impossible for anyone black or female or gay or trans - basically anyone NOT a white male - to be anything but FLAWLESS.* What's the point of watching a show when you can literally separate good/bad, smart/stupid, strong/weak based on gender, ethnicity, and chosen gender IN THE FIRST EPISODE?!!?!! I cancelled Disney+ and now I watch youtube true crime videos, waiting for the day when they'll start covering the destruction of society by wokeness. Seriously, how is lying about racism to newborn babies helping us get along? This is TREMENDOUS work btw, thank you!!!
@hadayimosi4 ай бұрын
Loved this. I hope you're doing another one of these for 2023? You're really good at this.
@lancefarmer61434 ай бұрын
Thank you for making this! It was well done, and I can't really think of anything that I didn't like or I thought was left out!;)
@logicerrormusic Жыл бұрын
Bobby Coltrane was a treasure of an actor. Knowing that the most idiotic controversy of all time got to him even in his death makes me really lose all of what's left of my faith in humanity. We clearly can't recognise the good from the bad anymore.
@lucasseakins8920 Жыл бұрын
I thought he was Robbie, not Bobby. But yes, he was great, and I miss him
@josephbrown9685 Жыл бұрын
It was nice to see at least one of the Harry Potter actors appreciate the positive impact that JK’s work has made instead of those ingrates who don’t recognize the gift they were given to be in those timeless movies.
@seventeenseventythirteen7465 Жыл бұрын
@@josephbrown9685 I mean yeah, those ingrates that JK Rowling constantly pushes to legislate them away. Damn trans people upset at a massive transphobe who funs politicians that have the goal of simply ending trans peoples existence. They should shut up, stay in the closet and out of sight and just enjoy their wizard movies and games, most of which are just mid.
@AxenfonKlatismrek Жыл бұрын
What kind of controversy? I'm a bit off
@Gyrfalcon3126 ай бұрын
@@AxenfonKlatismrekMr. Coltrane had the "effrontery" to not automatically distance from J.K. Rowling, when she made her statements on a transsexuality issue on X / Twitter. If memory serves, he supported her right to her opinion. That, opposed to the "main" three actors / little shits hopping on the "Transphobe!" train
@AhmadAlSagarat-pt3rk9 ай бұрын
I cannot believe you made me watch a 50 min award show on KZbin which I would gladly watch the next ones. Massive respect!
@Birb_of_Judge5 ай бұрын
If you want another good one to watch is the award show made by Rocket powerd Mohawk. It's not about Hollywood but insanely funny
@cowboyquebecanimations30685 ай бұрын
I recommend the Scummies from the Podcast Crime in Sports
@debbiesroommate5 ай бұрын
"2022 was to tv culture what 1963 was to John F Kennedys head". 😂
@DeTroiT1874 ай бұрын
Now that’s some funny shit he got me to lol 😂
@ASpooneyBard6 ай бұрын
Watching this again in November '23, and now I'm really looking forward to this year's awards. I don't think it was quite as bad as last year, just sort of more of the same, I guess, but still. This guy could probably talk about his favorite model of toasters and still make me laugh out loud.
@jobzagudn6 ай бұрын
Im glad I dont have to hate myself for being annoyed at how shit and preachy films ,adverts and entertainment is in general today. I thought and was made to feel like i was rascist and mysogynist for laughing at a lot of it. Glad to see others feel the same way and that it is as bad as how i see it and its not just me being somekind of bastad. Epic award video mate !
@jackbailey70379 ай бұрын
As a person who worked in Hollywood some years ago and was sickened by it and vowed never to return, I enjoyed these awards.
@CaptGrout8 ай бұрын
Right there with you, brother
@bethanyh16378 ай бұрын
That moment for me was, one day, eating lunch at a pub in Burbank, while ease dropping on a director telling the people he was with about the project he was making with great excitement, I found myself impressed with his passion... only to suddenly realize his project was a porno.
@Mastaace7 ай бұрын
10 bucks says the decision to "leave Hollywood" wasn't yours.
@StandWatie18627 ай бұрын
@@MastaaceMaybe the casting couch isn't for everyone suck boy.
@Dhi-fe5eu6 ай бұрын
@@bethanyh1637that’s funny.
@monkeytwinz2 Жыл бұрын
Although Jessie Smoller did fake an attack on himself in an attempt to feather his career he should at least be given credit for hiring black actors for traditionally white roles. That joke killed me!!! :)
@hydrolito10 ай бұрын
Jussie Smollett
@coolrunnings310 ай бұрын
😂
@eyeofapollyon673910 ай бұрын
While we commend his efforts for expanding the roles available to actors of colour, we felt that two Nigerian bodybuilders did not make for very convincing White Supremacists.
@jout7389 ай бұрын
I had never heard about him before this video, when he is compleately irrelevant actor, but oh boi did he do clown move.😂
@inframatic9 ай бұрын
It’s spelled Juicy Smoellea
@TestTackle7 ай бұрын
Thor gave up his kingdom to a strong female slave trader
@johns.18548 ай бұрын
Good lord I’m a pretty liberal guy and I think the despot’s videos are pure genius.
@donjorvead2431 Жыл бұрын
"They both slap the cheeks of other men" deceased 💀
@monstruma2860 Жыл бұрын
You broke character and bust out laughing at Smolneck and I just couldn't contain myself. Well done, sir.
@DespotofAntrim Жыл бұрын
His story just sounds so funny when you say it out loud.
@akumaking1 Жыл бұрын
@@DespotofAntrimare you on new tech sites?
@lachlank.8270 Жыл бұрын
@@DespotofAntrim But funnier than Rachel Dolezal? Jury's out
@cosi-joana63686 ай бұрын
Love that all the music in this video is a nod to one of the greatest directors of all time, so while you are confronted with the sludge that is current entertainment, you‘re reminded that you can always return to the classics
@Andy131878 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh, this was by far one of the most entertaining summary of the recent cultural wars thrust upon us. I was dying with laughter.
@Buford_T_Justice1 Жыл бұрын
Dude, I’m dying over here. This is the funniest thing ever! GREAT JOB!!!!!
@DespotofAntrim Жыл бұрын
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the show.
@lukebarber95116 ай бұрын
I love your use of the soundtrack to A Clockwork Orange in the background; it helps remind me that there *are* good films out there!
@reeeeeee75588 ай бұрын
Yesterday I saw your most recent video and I haven't been addicted to watching videos from one channel like this before, honestly this is really high quality and everything is just so good, keep going man !
@DespotofAntrim8 ай бұрын
Thank you reeeeeee, welcome to the channel. I'll have another video up later today, I hope you enjoy it.
@reeeeeee75588 ай бұрын
@@DespotofAntrim I will be waiting, literally still watching your videos (The Gillette propaganda one) and I have noticed your channel is really blowing up !
@javierramirez1805 Жыл бұрын
Finally, an award show I can get behind. A toast to you good sir for bringing us this show will so much joy and laughter.
@eniwtna72 Жыл бұрын
Omg I'd by tickets.
@Turret3471 Жыл бұрын
The most ironic thing is this is probably the most entertainment I'll ever get from these shows and movies. Constant humorous bashing that's amazingly well written and delivered, something these very companies couldn't even give us, and for 50 solid minutes; every single second was pure gold. Genuinely one of the greatest videos I've ever seen.
@robbiet8583 Жыл бұрын
You said it best! I love this Award Video. The best comedy all year!
@kavic12348 ай бұрын
Lets hope the writers strike continues.
@Bandy10366 ай бұрын
This was excellent! I look forward to more from this channel. Pls keep 'em coming!
@PelemusMcSoy Жыл бұрын
What I find wild is that not only did a lot of bad stuff come out at the end of last year (Rings of Power, She-Hulk, Woman King, etc.), but Velma has managed to draw all negative attention away from those with just two episodes. If nothing else worse comes out (which I doubt*), Velma could easily sweep the 2023 Worst of Woke Awards. *Then again, every time we think the bar is at its lowest, something else comes along that's even lower...
@henkhenkste6076 Жыл бұрын
uh no it didnt, Velma isnt even on the radar of 95% of the population
@Elessar1888 Жыл бұрын
I think The Proud Family reboot is sweeping the competition for WOKE AF Garbage…
@PelemusMcSoy Жыл бұрын
@@Elessar1888 See! The bar is never low enough!
@DespotofAntrim Жыл бұрын
Shit, now I have to watch that.
@nigeltheoutlaw Жыл бұрын
The Last of Us episode 3 was utterly revolting on top of being utterly nonsensical from a plot point of view, so don't fear. We haven't even gotten to Abraham and the rest of the troon goonz for season 2 yet!
@stuartcarter7053 Жыл бұрын
KZbin recommended this video to me. I saw it and thought "50 mins seems too long, I'll just watch the first bit". 50 mins later and I'm wondering where the time went. Loved this. Awesome work. Infinitely better than every Disney or MCU production in the last 12 months.
@helloman767 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I thought the same thing and ended up watching the entire 50 minutes. Missed my nap
@Ta2dwitetrash Жыл бұрын
Same, 7 minutes in. Still here
@dorcasia109 Жыл бұрын
Me too. It’s 3 AM!
@morticiaheisenberg96798 ай бұрын
This was awesome!! I mean, it's bloody horrible that it needs to be. But you have brought more entertainment than any of these movies/people ever could!! Subscribed
@Dhi-fe5eu6 ай бұрын
Great video. You took a lot of time to put this together. Funny and true. Keep it up.
@insaneweasel1 Жыл бұрын
I found your channel not too long ago and I am consistently blown away by how well done, funny and generally brilliant it is. While your talent may get you blacklisted from The entertainment industry, you should be happy to know that tons of KZbin people eagerly await your new uploads!
@clon76 Жыл бұрын
You're a sadder pr*ck than this guy if you look up to this sack of sh*t
@catgirl2747 Жыл бұрын
Hear hear.
@CommDante Жыл бұрын
If the yt censors come for him, there is always Rumble.
@JB-ti7bl10 ай бұрын
Obi Wan could hide from the empire for 20 years, but he could not hide from Lucas Films. F'ing great line.
@arcdecibel99868 ай бұрын
This was the best awards show I've watched in over 20 years. It's also the only one, but that doesn't make it less brilliant.
@michaellee88154 ай бұрын
I’m watching this in preparation for the 2023 awards. Can’t wait! Gonna be a big year, lots of tough competition.
@WaitComatose Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Robbie Coltrane, truly an amazing actor, just about everything I've ever seen him play in, I just was automatically drawn to his character
@monkeydust100 Жыл бұрын
Cracker and everything Robbie Coltrane was in was great .
@r.8902 Жыл бұрын
He just always seemed like truly an amazing person too. I know he really cared about the kids while they were filming and every time I've seen an interview with him, he seemed so humble and genuine.
@catatetherat5138 Жыл бұрын
Go woke go broke just ask budlight. 😀😃😅😂 👈
@noodlegod2797 Жыл бұрын
Hagrid is such a wonderful character.
@DrCruel Жыл бұрын
I wasn't aware the woke shitbags were mocking Coltrane's death. A new low.
@user-hm5zb1qn6g8 ай бұрын
This is infinity times better than the actual Oscar telecast. Also: props for the Red Hand of Ulster icon.
@zapbranigan80297 ай бұрын
This was genius! Love your work.
@rhysthomas16999 ай бұрын
That quote from J.R.R Tolkien said is true, evil can only turn anything it touches into a grotesque perversion of its image. Wokeness is that evil touch & it cannot be allowed to spread to other respected stories/genres/products.
@hermestrismegistus53844 ай бұрын
He was spot on. Evil does not create anything new, it only inverts and perverts the good that exists in the world. And humans invented it out of an emotion as cowardly as fear.
@nikol6310 Жыл бұрын
The thing that I kind of find amusing in the whole Amber Heard situation is, that even if she were to redeem herself and even on the absurd chance that there would surface new evidence that would make her absolutely have the moral high ground in this... ...even decades from now, if she were to be cast in the most fantastic projects, most people would go "that's the lady that pooped the bed on purpose"
@DespotofAntrim Жыл бұрын
She could be the first person on Mars and she would be remembered as 'that chick that shit in Jonny Depp's bed'.
@toweypat6 ай бұрын
I truly could not believe what you said was the first line in "Witcher: Blood Origin". I thought you had made a mistake. So I went to Netflix and looked for myself, and holy Christ you weren't wrong. Absolutely amazing.
@lunaj87835 ай бұрын
Despot, this is an amazing video that made me laugh so much and subscribe to you. Great job, I enjoy all of your videos, and always have a hearty laugh. Thanks for making me laugh when I really needed it through your videos. Can you also make 2023 worst of woke awards please? Can't wait to watch that too
@user-yk9mw3ut3u Жыл бұрын
I’m glad that people are finally realizing how toxic and unrealistic “woke” is, It’s comforting in a way.
@dirkaminimo48369 ай бұрын
And the fact that all African slaves were captured by fellow Africans. I’m not saying the white slave buyers weren’t a huge part of the problem, which echoes all the way up the line. I just wonder why the facts of Africa wide slavery, which fueled the western slave trade, is never talked about. Like black on black killings is never mentioned by blm. It’s all so strange
@lizardog9 ай бұрын
@@dirkaminimo4836 "It's all so strange." And you're all so disingenuous.
@lizardog9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry that equality makes you uncomfortable, but that's just too damn bad. We're not going to drag this country backward for your comfort. Go tell the Feelings Police about it.
@jezuzman789 ай бұрын
I'm glad that brain dead people can co-op other people's messages and make them mean whatever they want. I'm glad to know that the crushing wheel that makes you feel so hopeless, so impotent, and so easy to piss off in the face of changing social structures, is just getting started. Too ta looo!
@daveholloway32789 ай бұрын
It's all fiction, fiction, and fiction. So what if they portray men as incompetent fools, anyone who sees reality knows it's rubbish, anyone who understands history knows it's garbage. Educate the young men to be well read and informed about real events, real historical understanding. They can then laugh at this trash, as a lot of older men do!
@MonkeyDToniProductions Жыл бұрын
I am so proud of Amber Heard. Finally achieving her life goal! It must have taken her a lot of hard work to achieve 2 awards here. The only one to give a shit about her career
@minecrafter3448 Жыл бұрын
She also gave one, and put it in johnny depp’s bed.
@MonkeyDToniProductions Жыл бұрын
@@minecrafter3448 So heardwarming
@lachlank.8270 Жыл бұрын
She gave a shit..... in the bed
@tombutler47264 ай бұрын
This all needed to be said!!!
@MrGoodgorilla6 ай бұрын
I should write down the ads that break into YT videos; the segues can be very entertaining. Some break in so seamlessly that, unless you are watching, paying attention, it's a few seconds before one realizes that it's now in an ad. Some coincidences are hilarious. There were a few good ones in this video alone, case in point, the award going to Juicy Smollier was immediately followed by an ad for a composting device. The award to Amber Heard was interrupted by a "Send a cake; explosion box". Kareniathon's stand-up was great. What are her tour dates and venues (though I am many months late)? Great video overall. Of course you had a lot of material to "honor", but fifty minutes must have taken some work. I have subscribed and, given that Woke has quickened its pace down Stupidity Road this year, I look forward to the next round of awards.
@IKillUDarling Жыл бұрын
This might not be the award show Hollywood got, but it is the award show they need and deserve. Love it.
@djtoxicdhg Жыл бұрын
RIP Robbie Coltrane he definitely helped make our childhoods just a little more enjoyable.
@kenricnarbrough81918 ай бұрын
I immediately thought of watching Cracker when i was about twelve... then i realised you meant Harry Potter. haha
@gregreichert58646 ай бұрын
Great video. But damn! That description of Pinocchio hit home. Very true.
@RobVTheRealtor6 ай бұрын
The moment Natalie Portman identified as a "Thor" I knew MCU was completely done. Marvels sealed the deal. Pandering to a sliver of our population to keep them quiet
@willygonutz96876 ай бұрын
Most feminists heads explode when a man expects his wife to take his family name yet, ironically, the writers were happy for Natalie Portman to take Thor's BIRTH name. 😆
@Biker65 Жыл бұрын
Hell of a job putting this together. Good luck with your channel.
@DespotofAntrim Жыл бұрын
Much appreciated!
@Landofalcon0079 ай бұрын
This needs to be an annual event. Also, it would be cool if you had cameos from other guys in the fellowship to present, like nerdrotic, critical drinker, mauler, az, etc. I'd watch a video of this no matter how long it was. Whereas I won't even bother watching 30-second short to see who won the best picture Oscar.
@Gyrfalcon3126 ай бұрын
I third this motion. The fellas and ladies of the Fellowship could have a ton of fun with the next show. 🙏
@trevordickson8617Ай бұрын
Good on you for calling this dangerous stupidity out! It is doing way more harm than good for the people it is supposedly 'representing'.
@latchmere1006 ай бұрын
Great job putting this all together. It was a great watch.
@StrongandGrand Жыл бұрын
I had no idea people said those terrible things about Mr. Coltrane after his death due to not backstabbing Rowling. RIP, good sir.
@iant2837 Жыл бұрын
Just want to take a second to thank every rational human still left that let these atrocities burn and lie in the dirt where they should be, well-done everybody, exceptional work!
@lizardog9 ай бұрын
Where's my participation trophy?
@the_absurd_hero9 ай бұрын
@@lizardog 🏆 There ya go, mate
@RealCornbreadEnjoyer7 ай бұрын
@@lizardogyou dropped this 👑
@emilyadams32285 ай бұрын
@@lizardogI'm loading it into the clip right now.
@SpareSomeChange80805 ай бұрын
I hope you do this again next year! This was an excellent watch
@nurse08576 ай бұрын
Damn you for playing that Robbie Coltrane clip. Now I’m crying.
@jpstevens938 Жыл бұрын
This is funnier and more entertaining than the most recent academy awards. Looking forward to seeing Vilma, Proud Family, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Live Action Little Mermaid, and the Marvels on the 2nd annual woke award!
@DespotofAntrim Жыл бұрын
Yes, things are shaping up nicely for next year, Peter Pan and Wendy is looking promising
@petery6432 Жыл бұрын
Velma has to be the winner of next year's woke show. Like, not even Drinker could force his way through that show.
@jpstevens938 Жыл бұрын
@@petery6432 You’ll need harder and more illicit drugs to get through that!
@joshuafielding7667 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m gay and this whole forced representation is not only something I never thought I’d see in my lifetime but how and why it’s being so dominant in media just feels wrong and even makes me feel like my sexuality is being shoved down peoples throats and using false inclusivity for a quick buck and a “look at me or else” category .
@r.8902 Жыл бұрын
as another gay, i've thought this same thing. at first I thought it was great to finally see some representation, but over the last decade it just feels like gay characters are just there to fit the gay quota necessary for the show to be "diverse". and the sad thing i've noticed is that there is 1 lesbian couple to every like 15 gay couples.
@LRTrack Жыл бұрын
Not any more! Have you seen Star Trek lately??? In Space, No One Can Hear You Scissor
@illgetmecoat1066 Жыл бұрын
Hi I just wondered ,and I know this is a very personal question, but what do you think about being all "lumped" together under the mystical umbrella of the LBGT ? Please don't answer if I offend , you might not even include yourself in this community.
@satori-in-life Жыл бұрын
Well if it's any consolation, as a straight man, I agree they're trying to shove it down our throats.
@valoxsen6003 Жыл бұрын
@@illgetmecoat1066 Lesbian chiming in. I no longer associate with the LGBT community, but I know society will still lump me in with them because I'm not straight. I just hated being told what to think and how to feel by the LGBT, and they really didn't like that I don't support third wave feminism since I'm second wave. Many of my favorite characters are straight men (Luke Skywalker, Chris Redfield, Prince Zuko, etc.).
@darrellcovello79177 ай бұрын
"2022 was the worst year for movies ever" *2023 Movies:* "Hold my soy latte/Bud Light"
@prashanthm796 ай бұрын
I can watch this 100 times and still get entertained and laugh, you are a legend man ! Karen I Phone is a nice touch 😅
@julieta2039 ай бұрын
What a scathing attack on Hollywood! Very true and well deserved!
@jasongooding987 Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to see “Velma” sweep these awards next year.