Worst SNES Classic Ever 2 - Rerez

Nintendo had nothing to do this. That's the problem.
The full name of this system is: Classic Mini HDMI TV Game SX-86 Mini Games Console Entertainment System.
0:00 Classic Systems and Their Knock Offs
0:53 Introducing the Classic Mini HDMI TV Game SX-86 Mini Games Console Entertainment System
3:39 Going Over the User Manual
4:20 Turning on the Console
7:15 Arcade Games
10:00 Game Boy Advance Games
11:15 Super Nintendo Games
13:28 Sega Genesis Games
15:58 Harry Potter Bootlegs (Mick & Mack Hack)
16:50 Famicom Games
17:16 PlayStation Games
21:00 Ugetsu Kitan Creepy PlayStation Game
23:24 Shane’s Final Thoughts
#Nintendo #Review #Gaming #VideoGames #KnockOff #Gamer #Rerez #KZbinGaming #Retro #RetroGaming

[@rerez]

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[@qwertyzorovague]

Rerez sooooo when is it gonna air

[@Ranuyasha]

@GeekachuIChooseYou Who cares if he used it? It's not hurting anybody

[@BluGuyEX]

You forgot to mention how the user manual said USER MANUI

[@KyleCainNintendoShine]

@GeekachuIChooseYou I somewhat understand the premiere feature for some stuff, but a video about a bootleg video game console isn't a video that seems worthy of a premiere

[@dominicesquivel3901]

When are you going to do the soja boy conceal

[@HP-pg5vg]

Genesis does what CLASSIC MINI HDMI TV GAME SX-86 MINI GAMES CONSOLE ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM don't.

[@crazyluigi6664]

You can't do this on CLASSIC MINI HDMI TV GAME SX-86 MINI GAMES CONSOLE ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM.

[@MegaAnimazing]

This is taking too long!

[@ayoria4295]

so true words

[@PuckmanBG]

Genesis does what GARBAGE don't U can't do that on GARBAGE

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

That's because the Classic Mini HDMI TV Game SX-86 Mini Games Console Entertainment System (or the Cool Baby 3, if you prefer) doesn't have blast processing.

[@nanchoparty]

5:13 "The first category, input "Neo Geo" ok?" "How do I spell that?" "It's EASY. Just type NEO, add a space, *and GEO."* "Neo, Space, N G O. Got it." And thus NEO NGO were input.

[@inmate77]

I think it's an abbreviation. Neo-Geo is a No-GO on this piece of junk.

[@kankanmwah]

Sounds closer to the n-word than Neo Geo

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@kankanmwah Or a Vietnamese person

[@awildfurret]

Translation Error?

[@StuartGrahamV]

That actually makes sense

[@420BreezePunk]

Fact: most crapy consoles like this use the "Restart" button. Due to them using Google Translate.

[@ayosup5326]

Lol

[@ThatOneGuy-lr9kr]

Thers more

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

Don't they use Google translate for their user manual as well?

[@De19thKingJulion]

@@superpokemonbros.9441 It looks like they did, for the USER MANUAI

[@Bro-cx2jc]

The menu in the games looks like the ones on the MP/X Gameplayers. After you've entered a game, backing out of it will reveal a changed menu that DOES include save and resume functions. I'm wondering if maybe this console had that feature too, and Shane just didn't go far enough to check it.

[@dominikfulop7188]

that last game is like a creepypasta "I found a strange game on my used console" -kind. also huge like for voldo

[@paulstenka4325]

It actually does exist

[@X3RNEA5]

I know what the hell are those things Those are you can say ghost from the Japanese culture

[@kaiser9321]

It exists, but where is footage/documentation for it? This is the only video where I’ve seen of it

[@Chaos89P]

@@kaiser9321 It's called "Ugetsu Kitan." It found some fame (infamy, perhaps?) after this video. A quick Google search reveals a lot of info, including longplays.

[@findantu]

There's not many pastas that disturb me because I've noticed in most of them it's always some girl but the stories are narrowed by a guy so it ruins it but there's a few that are legit disturbing like the kid on the swing . The stairs and doors in the woods. The haunted videogame .

[@GeovaneSanciniSR]

Ugetsu Kitan is an interesting (despite the bizarre factor) horror visual novel. Is adapted from Ugetsu Monogatari (雨月物語, Tales of Moonlight and Rain) is a collection of nine supernatural tales by the Japanese author Ueda Akinari, first published in 1776. Largely taken from traditional Japanese and Chinese ghost stories, the collection is among most important works of Japanese fiction of the 18th century, the middle of the Edo period.

[@Musicradio77Network]

Geovane Sancini Yep! That’s the same year the Declaration of Independence took place.

[@bhull242]

Yeah, it looks interesting, and I think I recognize some of the yokai. Shame I can’t read Japanese, which would be useful for playing a Japanese visual novel.

[@stormerbuzz352]

By this point there should be a translation of the collection

[@TimmHenson]

We used to call that the yokai game. A long time ago when I was working at EB Games someone turned in a copy of that imported nightmare. We didnt have a price for it (not even the nickel it was worth) so they just gave it to us and we played it for more than a week after hours. Wow, I never thought I'd see that again.

[@mr.knight5604]

Is there a translation

[@leemcdonald1342]

Imagine hearing "You've got a friend in me" with an inconsistent speed glitch.

[@chamberlainallman3242]

Lol

[@bruhchamp16593]

*WHENTHEROADLOOKSROUGHAHEADANDYOU’REMILESANDMILESFROMYOURNICEOLDBEDYOUJUSTREMEMBREDWHATYOUROLDPALSAID*

[@eins2001]

You'vegota friend in m e e e e

[@stickythestickman.official]

God that would sound like a creepypasta.

[@B8BandLCat5]

"Y-......oU'VE go...t A FRiend i-n-n-n--n mEE"

[@wobblewokgaming655]

For those who're wondering, the creatures that you see at the final game of the video are Japanese spirits known as Yo-kai. A few examples of Yo-kai are Rokurokubi (the long necked lady in the kimono) Karakasa-Kozo (the cycloptoid straw umbrella with the one leg), Kitsune (a nine-tailed fox demon), and I could be wrong, but I think the skull might belong to the Gashadokuro (a giant skeleton Yo-kai), or a reference to the Mekurabe (a bunch of severed human heads that take the shape of a human skull).

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

From what I understand, yōkai is translated in English to mean apparition, demon, ghost & spirit.

[@XpWhister04]

@@AlastorAltruistGaming You are correct, Yokai are in fact spirits

[@Thekeysoflight]

The Yo-kai I thought of were the ones in a certain show that are based off of the real things.

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

@@Thekeysoflightno, they’re centered on Japanese urban legends & folklore that’ve been spread from generation to generation. I think one popular yōkai is the gashadokuro, a colossal skeleton that only towers above humans at night.

[@dagaffalads]

He meant Yokai watch (goated show) also komasan​@@AlastorAltruistGaming

[@tactical_slime4608]

my grandma got this and i said its a ripoff, then she said "no its a nintendo!"

[@anthonyadams5725]

Your grandma is terrible!!!

[@cm5g]

your grandma is a boomer uwu

[@knux4000]

GRANDMAS

[@Pipkiablo]

My grandma used to buy me bootlegs from flea markets, mostly Pokemon cards, but occasionally other things as well. I never told her what they were in hopes that she'd never stop because she found us some pretty amusing things sometimes.

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

Oof. I'm sorry.

[@Bytezor8]

That last game actually interested me and I was surprised to realize what it was Once you started showing stuff from the Bamboo Forest I realized it’s a horror adventure game (adventure in a similar was to LSD Dream Emulator) that is based around Yōkai, which you may know from Yokai Watch, but in reality are spirits from Japanese mythology

[@gaminggoof1542]

Pretty interesting horror game, which models like that and some real ones. The things that gave it away for me were umbrella man, the stretchy neck girl and the nine tailed fox (don't remember what they're called). That'd be cool if they included a Yuki Onna at some point

[@Ze_eT]

Quote from JOEY GAMING: "Ugetsu Kitan Is translated into Accepted,accepted into the "Family of taki" AKA family of hell which is a sorta type of japaneese adams family. The game is about a girl dieing,she is trying to get out of the underworld yet she is "accepted". One of the most bazzare endings there is a falling apart skull then a tv connected to a ps1 shows up with the skull then a bone like finger turning off the ps1 then the game turns off ur ps1 and yeah... creepy,So yeah It took a bit to get info look at geovane sANCHIs post on the comments,thanks see ya!"

[@jessewilliams6473]

The more you know

[@noahgamingnou3839]

Yep. I watched yo Kai watch and I was like OH JAPAN.

[@aimwell8813]

Yokai was a great show I wish it would be renewed for a 4th season.

[@crazyemi]

If Shane keeps reviewing systems like these, he's just going to get high blood pressure for Christmas.

[@charlesdeliberis239]

, not only high blood pressure but a panic attack from that as well

[@badreality2]

He will become the understudy of the AVGN.

[@ChangelingLumin]

All I want for Christmas is a heart attack. (Sing this to the tune of "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.")

[@beesree39]

"Ryu on Neo Geo? No >:c" SVC: I guess we don't exist

[@ShinStriderHiryu]

Nobody even remembers about svc

[@kenjihirata9961]

@@ShinStriderHiryu I do. This is where Violent Ken made his gaming debut and the only game where Zero (in his Megaman Zero incarnation) is playable in a fighting game.

[@LaydiNite]

The thing you reacted to by saying "WHAT IS THAT?" is a Rokurokubi, a type of yokai, the supernatural creatures from Japanese folklore. Things like Kappa and Tanuki would also fall into that category, and if you've ever played Animal Crossing, you've seen examples of those in Kapp'n and Tom Nook respectively. I'm actually really interested in finding a way to try that game now, since I'm a sucker for Yokai folklore...

[@renpanda7216]

Yokai yokai watch

[@brevin630]

Same. I'm honestly tempted to find this system just so I can pull the rom from it, and then potentially go through and try to translate it.

[@Phantomsangel]

I know this is a year old but have you had any luck with translations for the game?

[@fungo6631]

@@renpanda7216 It's no use explaining. He can't distinguish Japanese from Chinese, you think he'd understand what you talking about?

[@lotus_flower2001]

@@fungo6631 who exactly are you talking about?

[@anentityshroudedinmystery.8037]

crap_box_snes

[@alexanderrose3041]

Yeah that was funny.

[@catherinehigueros8142]

The best name ever

[@raid-ical]

Hey look, it's the living emoticon

[@TheArceusftw]

Almost _too_ accurate of a descriptor if you ask me.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Also, *USER MANUAI* and not User Manual.

[@Toronado1986]

Ugetsu Kitan Is translated into Accepted,accepted into the "Family of taki" AKA family of hell which is a sorta type of japaneese adams family. The game is about a girl dieing,she is trying to get out of the underworld yet she is "accepted". One of the most bazzare endings there is a falling apart skull then a tv connected to a ps1 shows up with the skull then a bone like finger turning off the ps1 then the game turns off ur ps1 and yeah... creepy,So yeah It took a bit to get info look at geovane sANCHIs post on the comments,thanks see ya!

[@boodesultan12]

When you said how skull has finger and it *pretends* to turn off ps1 and it actually turns off the system It reminds me of kojima style of being creative

[@user-ml5yn1su9s]

you know what family of taki means when your an isreali ;;;;)

[@JeffreyPiatt]

Explains why the forest is full of Youki. Like ms extension neck there.

[@davidv776]

Traditional japanese ghosts. Portraited in other games or anime tv shows. It comes to my mind a couple of episodes of Doraemon, or the SNES game Pocky 'n Rocky (Kikikaikai), where you can find all this kind of strange ghosts.

[@agedstring]

It also reminds me of when you encounter nightmare, nightmaronee, or golden Freddy in the Five Nights at Freddy's series

[@anonymoustroll2432]

16:08 this is two hundred percent Harry Potter music.

[@Lucyzilla64]

Can't stop thinking about Jontron when I hear it.

[@GmodCaboose56]

Harry Potter And The Totally Rad Wizard

[@Jac-Man]

10:01 “Do you think of Crash Bandicoot when you think of the GBA?” Well actually, there WERE some Crash games on GBA. 4 of them (The Huge Adventure, N-Tranced, Ripto’s Rampage, and Nitro Kart). They’re actually quite good!

[@azurewarrior2000]

Crash of the Titans got a GBA port as well, make that 5 games.

[@Jac-Man]

AzureFire-Studios We don’t talk about the GBA version of Crash Of The Titans.

[@NutyRiver]

I only ever played Spyro Orange, which is the flip game to Crash Purple, and it was..... no. Crash purple may have somehow been better though.

[@Jac-Man]

@@NutyRiver As someone who actually played Crash Purple, I can say it’s the better game by a landslide.

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

To be fair, Crash Bandicoot is probably not the first thing you think of when you see a GameBoy Advance. And to be literal, N-Sane Trilogy was never released on the GBA either.

[@georgehowells]

this poor man, he'll never escape the endless supply of Chinese bootlegs and ripoffs

[@hrodriguez561]

He'll probably be on his deathbed and he'll still have to deal with knockoff systems

[@Sonicshot127]

He lives for these

[@ExtremeWreck]

Next, he'll find a god awful famiclone with the only game built in being Action 52 emulated very poorly.

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@rainydayman2k Let's just say it'll sound like a bunch of super high pitched nails on chalkboard, the graphics would be so glitchy that they don't even look playable, the controls would be 500 times worse than before, & the games will crash a lot.

[@Ryusuta]

I sure hope not!

[@yellowpebbles7642]

LMAO "CRAP_BOX_SNES"

[@crackerjack0349]

Yellow Pebbles they knew

[@SolluxDivide]

@@crackerjack0349 probably was just his tv settings

[@crackerjack0349]

Ryan 710 oh

[@cirava]

Ryan 710 yeah, the menu looked like Roku, and you can change input names on Roku TV’s.

[@crashy918]

Is no one gonna mention that the SNES/PS1 option has Blazblue for its picture?

[@KenzoSSW]

That really pissed me off.

[@BurningAzure]

That was pretty bloody stupid

[@eggmug562]

Not only that but its the MOST RECENT mainline game. Wtf

[@dontegraves5051]

Pretty sure the PS1 would implode trying to run the most recent BlazBlue, forget SNES.

[@TheRacingOtaku]

Kind of stupid, really. If Guilty Gear was there, it'd somewhat make sense because there was a GG game on the PlayStation, but nope. For no reason, just add Blazblue.

[@rogofos]

14:48 Its actualy a good russian translation, rare thing for this games *it states:"camp is, sopposedly, somewhere in this city", I understand the good russian translation as not only one that sounds natural, but also one that hard to translate back properly

[@almahbuby]

8:19 *_msword.zip_* O boi I never realized that I could make Word files with a knockoff console

[@bradleygeiman2942]

Now you don't have to word or power point anymore, just use the bootleg version from the bootleg "console"

[@zsin128]

play with clippy

[@kankanmwah]

@@willpitts5223 _or the n-word_

[@lucianothewindowsfan]

@@kankanmwah That's Racist.

[@ahniandfriends123]

"Hi, my computer runs on Nintendo."

[@dtwistrewind7361]

Neo Ngo is what Keanu Reeves washes his hair with.

[@katiserie]

List of neogeo misspells Neo Goo Neo Gno Neo Nge Neo Ngo Neo Eno Ngo Ngo Neo Ggg Noo Goe Noe Noo And the worst is... *Nge Gng*

[@turles-time8071]

@@katiserie Neo gtg

[@eugencorcodel7026]

NGE GON

[@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60]

keanu reeve. funny haha wholesome 100!

[@razu3005ify]

@@katiserie neo fge

[@304Kid]

That long neck woman at 22:25 is a Rokurokubi, from what I understand they are basically the Japanese version of a ghost.

[@quickclaw240]

15:29 who would do that?! speedrunners…. speedrunners would do that.

[@alphabluu]

The fact that they used Mario and rabbits kingdom battle and sonic mobile game art on the box is hilarious

[@CardiacYew]

Wait what i didnt notice it Time stamp plz?

[@alphabluu]

Aleandra Gonzalez 3:20

[@RomanOnARiver]

A console for the rare person who understands both Japanese and Russian.

[@YujiUedaFan]

Yeah mean English, Japanese and Russian.

[@wannabehistorian371]

And Chinese.

[@chaliceohearts4658]

22:19 All of those creatures in that bamboo forest are Yokai. Japanese mythological spirits, demons, etc.

[@batcat2338]

Thank you

[@chaliceohearts4658]

@@batcat2338 If you want to learn more about Yokai in various games and other media, I highly recommend checking out the KZbinr Gaijin Goombah. His videos about Japanese culture and mythology are very respectful and informative. His videos are worth watching.

[@jozseflevai3282]

21:01 In which Rerez has a taste of Japanese mythology (and finds out its scary level)...

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

I think some of those creatures were used in Pocky and Rocky.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

_The Great Yokai War_ by Takashi Miike made them kinda cute-ish. This game elevates them to Bad Acid Trip.

[@Disthron]

*Batman and Robin: Genesis* If you pay close attention, you can see the background through the flash lights the enemies are carrying. My guess is that the game is using a trick where it's adding the black layer to the layer underneath to alter the colour. I forget the name of the technique. So the game *IS* rendering the background. It's just that the emulator isn't reproducing the effect properly.

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Disthron That game is notoriously difficult to emulate, only 1 emulator as far as I know can emulate it perfectly. The famous Kega Fusion doesn’t come close to perfection. The crappy emulator included definitely is running it wrong.

[@TheWyman555]

@@justanotheryoutubechannel >difficult to emulate Great, now I do need a physical copy instead of emulating...

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

@@TheWyman555 Not necessarily, there are cycle accurate emulators that will run it perfectly like BlastEm and probably less accurate emulators can still run it accurately enough.

[@TheWyman555]

@@justanotheryoutubechannel thank you

[@randomstuff-cu4of]

i suspect its running on a 1st gen raspberry pi using some outdated buggy emulators

[@imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas]

Why the creators of this thing didn't use Retropie in the system?

[@benanderson89]

It's not a Raspberry Pi, that much I can be sure of. There are so many cheap boards available from China that they'll just use whatever they can get their hands on.

[@EricNorton627]

Peter Knetter seems to have had a bit more fun with this so-called console than Shane did!

[@EricNorton627]

@@terryiswandering_ Probably a different case, but I thought I recognized the games he played. The innards usually get thrown into whatever the case of the day happens to be.

[@awesomebluetoad8945]

TRIPLETS BORN

[@medes5597]

​@@EricNorton627 there's a huge overlap between the games on these bootlegs, as this series had repeatedly documented to the point of it being a running joke, but knetter played a different and more functional version.

[@alirezakolento2604]

12:19 They knew the console would be pretty bad to emulate games that they didn't even bother to put a framelimiter on it, and that causes to speedup low quality games by a noticable amount

[@GAMEandRODO]

22:18 Those creatures in the bamboo forest are called Yo-kai. They are a class of supernatural monsters, spirits, and demons in Japanese folklore. How I know this? I just love Yo-kai Watch.

[@Trimint123]

So many people doesn't know Yokai at all. This is upsetting and feel rushed, especially since you learn those by Gaijin Goombah and probably Nitro Rad's counter argument of Yo-kai Watch review by Jimmy Whetzel's unfinished playthrough. Hell, even I as a Touhou fans learning about Yokai every once in a while.

[@GAMEandRODO]

@@Trimint123 That's the only reason why I unsub Jimmy, because I discover Nitro Rad's channel. And his arguments were good. Sadly, I don't own any Yo-kai Watch games, but I watch a lot of the anime.

[@TheWizardMus]

@@GAMEandRODO I personally couldn't get behind the fighting style, but if you're able to borrow it from a friend and can get behind the combat, I think I could recommend it as the combat was my only issue, everything else was pretty interesting

[@GAMEandRODO]

@@TheWizardMus Well, there's the eShop demo, and I love it, maybe some day I would buy it.

[@punipuno6522]

Yo kai watch blasters is good and if you have a Japanese apple store account you can always get puni puni

[@survivalgames4949]

Soulja console?

[@cartmann94]

SurvivalGames49 This crap knockoff is worse than SouljaBoy’s somehow.

[@lotsoflogos]

He technically did review the Soulja handheld system. It was just named something different.

[@markplott4820]

Soulja game console 2 will be a Horrable clone of a KO SNES classic system...…..LOL.

[@Kumimono]

It will cost your soul, ja. (That handheld is apparently surprisingly decent, just not stock, and not worth what the rap-person is asking for it.)

[@bitelaserkhalif]

Who will be sued? YOU!!

[@AmartharDrakestone]

I know it's an old video, but I just had to point something out... "Do you really think any of the Street Fighter games showed up on a Neo Geo platform?" - Actually, they **kinda** did. There was SNK vs Capcom: The Match of the Millennium on the Neo Geo Pocket Color and SNK vs Capcom: SVC Chaos on the actual Neo Geo, both arcade and home systems.

[@Creepa99]

"You would assume this would have ended here, no other company would want to keep making terrible systems." Me in my mind please say the PS1 Classic Edition.

[@matttherrien9608]

Thank god for the hacking scene & the $20 final price point!

[@JakeRanney]

Disappointed that he said "User Manual" and not "User Manuai"

[@user-jz2yu6wb1t]

Did you expect someone dumb to say thats not correct so you can r/woosh them?

[@k0sami]

LongWire 467 Says the guy who spells “woooosh” with 2 o’s

[@user-jz2yu6wb1t]

@@k0sami but does it matter? It still points out that someone didnt get the joke lmao

[@TheChefBoo]

@@user-jz2yu6wb1t r/itswooooshwith4os

[@musek5048]

@@k0sami you DO realize its spelled "whoosh" with an "H" at the beginning? you guys are on the internet! a spell check is just a google search away!!

[@bear4621]

those "creepy characters" are actually yokai ghost/spirits from japan and those places in there mythology so that was probably a Japanese horror game

[@markplott4820]

there was a " the RING" game based on the movie, horribly bad, worse than Nighttrap…...LOL.

[@ZBreezee-nb2rl]

Exactly bear, how does he NOT know what a Yo-Kai is?

[@TheArceusftw]

@@ZBreezee-nb2rl Well, not everyone is well versed in Japanese mythology.

[@Langas_LVDC]

@@TheArceusftw that's why he's explaining it...

[@SniperJoeLieutenant]

Yeah, I wonder, ZBreeZee

[@XY3N4]

"lets call it what it really is" me: cool baby 1.1? rerez: G A R B A G E me: that too, but sure.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Calling the Cool Baby 3 (which is featured in this video) garbage would be unfair to garbage.

[@crowumin5318]

Crap box snes

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@@crowumin5318 The one detail they got right

[@OBSDCC7]

Ugetsu Kitan was a visual novel horror game based off the book “Ugestu Monogatari”. It was indeed a PS1 game but it was only released in Japan and I only found this info off of the “obscure horror” forums

[@gilberttheregular8553]

2:54. Look at The GBA Game picture. There's a Victini. Victini is from Pokemon Black. A DS game. WUT?

[@phet1211]

Then again Mario + Rabbids kingdom battle and a new Mario sports game was the picture on the famicon option

[@secretshadow9515]

Arceus: Mmm what should I do blow this vile system up or send Bad Eggs to the people involved making it

[@DustyTheKitty]

3:05 I'd say that kid is the perfect way to summarize this console. The look on his face, a mix between confusion and disgust, his fingers slipping away from the buttons, not willing to give this abomination any further input. It's the face of a child that got a bootleg for Christmas, with all that seasonal cheer sucked out of his soul.

[@heroicluisbc8914]

Um am I the only one to understand what this says😩

[@someanimedweebiamsure7071]

How would the producers know it would do bad

[@flipletape9706]

Binging your channel makes fixing software issues so much more peaceful. It makes everything seem so much better than having to deal with those things.

[@MixeetGaming]

My parents bought me the portable version for this for my bday, I've been thrown in foster care bcuz of this

[@Me-re2jd]

That’s not a user manual, that’s a user manuai. It’s fine that it doesn’t work as a manual because it isn’t one.

[@Dragonfire511]

13:59 it was so bad that my internet connection went down Lol

[@Zephyr616]

I oddly remember that last game, or at least the bamboo forrest portion from when I was a kid. I can't remember if it was from some UK Playstation Demo disc or the fact my family used to know a guy who ran an independant game shop who would import games and bootlegs all the time from catalogues.

[@teirdalin]

Soulja Boys new console sure looks legit. Anyways, speed ramping could be due to uncapped FPS- a horrible idea. The slow framerate is because the console's renderer is trash, the lack of input is due to it not detecting the button presses during the missed frames, the emulators are all garbage and that's why the inputs also randomly do nonsense with multi presses. I'm amazed how fast it's playing the PS1 games considering, everything. The last game you mentioned looks like something about someone who commits suicide and goes to purgatory. You should totally upload it somewhere.

[@TheSektorz]

NEO NGO is an underrated platform but the SNGA Geneser remains my top favorite. Also this was the most horrific rendition of the Neo Geo startup jingle I've ever heard.

[@skyler948]

It’s the Neo Ngo intro not the Neo Geo intro

[@cm5g]

The SektorZ i like the SUPRE NITNEDO

[@camero4134]

@Rory Shinkle Why y'all sleeping on Snoy Pylatsaiton tho?

[@thesparxeffect9734]

NITNEDO 46 is my personal favorite. Favorite game is Legend of Dalze Ocrania fo Mite.

[@kenjihirata9961]

I wish I still have my SNGA Drumcrest. That thing was dope.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Worst Console Ever 1: Wireless 60 Worst Console Ever 2: Wireless Air 60 Worst Console Ever 3: Worst Plug & Play 1 Worst Console Ever 4: Worst Plug & Play 2 Worst Console Ever 5: Worst TMNT Game System Worst Console Ever 6: Wireless Hunting Worst Console Ever 7: Cool Baby 2 (SNES clone with NES games) Worst Console Ever 8: Toy 200 Steering Wheel Worst Console Ever 9: Cool Baby 3 (SX-86 SNES clone with Playstation controllers) Worst Console Ever 10 should be the Laughing Joking Numbnuts Video Art (which AVGN had a field day with in December 2014)

[@MrSuperman609]

Ljn smh glad I didn't grow up with this

[@xerzy]

tbh it's so bad I don't think it would be easy to make an interesting video about it without anything like AVGN's lore

[@geoserenity]

Nah, it's not as bad as ome of these consoles...

[@geoserenity]

Nah, it's not as bad as ome of these consoles...

[@manghariz2211]

i agree

[@Xehanort10]

4:33 I like how it says "Crap box SNES." At least they're honest about the crap part.

[@LuigiFan04]

I think he added that.

[@philojudaeusofalexandria9556]

That's his custom name for the input on his TV. It was a joke on rerez's part.

[@Panyofr]

After watching this video I went to sleep and I dreamed of my dad buying it for 100$ and that made me cry

[@bab2thebone1]

Lol

[@Phantomsangel]

Thank god it was just a nightmare lol

[@windestruct]

Imagine if those games ran perfectly fine

[@sidriley1380]

I mean yeah, the console looks like hot garbage... but to be fair, Ryu WAS a playable character in SVC Chaos on the Neo Geo. But I'd by no means call him a representative of the system.

[@asobineko4742]

and capcom vs snk on the pocket.

[@TommyCrosby]

Gotta love the fact that a SNES clone device don't even have a standalone SNES game category... It's like if they didn't have the memo that the Nintendo/Sony console didn't happen...

[@CuteWolfie1]

When he showed the box, I was so focused on how bad that photoshop was, I almost didn't notice how intense and terrifying the father looks, just imagine being that kid and turning to see that in your face

[@kaboomgamer333]

Rerez, that intro was actually intended for magical drop 2, because it ran on a different sound driver. The real deal is like this, but without the lag.

[@monkeker]

The reason the Sega Genesis games don’t work is that this system isn’t using blast processing.

[@Chaos89P]

I think it's more than a lack of blast processing that's making these games run so terribly.

[@DiamondRyoku]

@@Chaos89P r/woosh lol

[@Chaos89P]

@@DiamondRyoku That "blast processing" thing did not go over my head. I meant that it wasn't *_just_* a lack of it.

[@ilikelegos4247]

Haaaaaaa haaaaaaa i remember that commercial

[@marx4538]

@@DiamondRyoku r/woosh is not funny.

[@InuYashaandKagomeROK]

Lmfao. Ps1 had NINE THE PHANTOM in the background of the homescreen selection. She wasnt released until PS3-PS4 Era.

[@incaendium2335]

lol there was Naoto Kurogane too, which is Centralfiction only (PS3)

[@decaying_silo]

20:10 Its actually 4 frames per seconds.

[@sonicthehedgehog3fanemulat656]

kirb!!!

[@sonicthehedgehog3fanemulat656]

my pal!!!

[@dragonhunterhumphrey9234]

that last game is most likely a horror point and click adventure as all the creatures form that game look to be different types of yokai.

[@marcinkapinski9537]

9:20 I think i have an explanation to what was happening. Controls in arcade emulation can have issues if you're using wrong arcade set to version of MAME that is running. Most notably old MAME 2000 sets running on MAME 2010 and above. As for screen tearing and overall low frame count, it's due to very low specs of machine itself. It's probably some kind of weak SBC or very outdated tablet board running customized GUI, similar to Emulation Station but much less sophisticated.

[@jeremyseay]

Well, the reason the Neo Geo games are zip files has to do with how the Neo Geo is emulated. It's built using a bunch of chip set files. The front end SHOULD have remapped the names, though.

[@Thurston86]

Thank you, Rerez for giving us a brief view into the manual! I absolutely love chinglish user manuals. That was greatly appreciated!

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Being fair, you probably know Soul Edge. It’s the original SoulCalibur, released as SoulBlade in the US.

[@ArcaneEther]

Those weird creatures in the bamboo forest of Ugetsu Kitan - those are Youkai. Demons of Japanese lore. I recognize a couple of them. We ought to get Gaijin Goomba on this.

[@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60]

the guy on the toilet with a swirling head and a creepy woman face after the twisting's been done gave me nightmares yesterday (which was christmas day)

[@sheeloesreallycool]

Ugetsu kitan is one of the cool horror games. No cheap jump scares, just creepy visuals and honest scares.

[@SoilderKrizer]

I think he should cover the new souja boy console xD

[@billyhatcher643]

its impossible dude and also he is gonna get sued by nintendo

[@yoshi314]

@カプ・テテフ the console in question is an absolute ripof full of illegal roms. there are just so many games in it, there is no way to justify its price.

[@kurisu7885]

Who hurt you?

[@tastethepainbow]

Soldier Vuster He did today. Every single one of them.

[@hrodriguez561]

Your wish was granted

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

4:20 U S E R M A N U A I

[@giornogiovanna2008]

Nice

[@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ]

@Is Unspeakable what made you come back a month later just to say that

[@andknuckles101]

@Is Unspeakable Takes about 8 seconds to open your phone and add a short comment

[@sonicthehedgehog3fanemulat656]

420

[@tobiaswashington273]

This guy is Hillarious, I laughed the entire video, so glad I wasn't smoking any weed, I might have passed out laughing

[@matthewlane518]

I was smoking and almost did

[@NanDream2024]

I was thinking of the same thing braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Apart from smoking a weed!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@yellowjacket3668]

This is weed

[@jaystreet46]

That’s funny I didn’t laugh once. I find him annoying af

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

@@jaystreet46, You're welcome to go away and block his channel, then, bud.

[@endymion7585]

This Knockoff (can’t remember that dumbass name) Doesn’t have blast processing like the Genesis, therefore it can’t render the background

[@GatorRay]

HA!

[@miciso666]

that sounds viable.. as i played starfox on a similar system and it had so many fucking issues...

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

Genesis does what this console don't!

[@davidficca8963]

@@miciso666 yeah star fox was my favorite game on Genesis. Oh wait star fox is not on Genesis and used the fx chip not blast processing (which was just a fancy way of saying the genesis run slightly faster then the snes)

[@Stormfalcon2018]

The name of the console should be "the worst console in the universe".

[@Caydiem]

The last entry actually makes me want to play Ugetsu Kitan.

[@crimsonslayer6641]

7:39 One of the biggest rages of Rerez

[@bluestreak5172]

And 20:06 too lol.

[@asaelpolanco8151]

Okay, so I found a bit more info on "Ugetsu Kaitan". This was first released for the PC-98 in 1992 and was an adaptation of the 1776 novel titled "Ugetsu Monogatari" by Ueda Akinari, which is a collection of 9 supernatural tales.

[@tornadomimicyclone6707]

Already better than KZbin Rewind 2017

[@aarondevack1912]

Do you mean 2018? If not I apologize in advance.

[@blingdead100]

*2018

[@jaykoerner]

@@aarondevack1912 both I assume

[@dariohc6898]

Every rewind sucks

[@boxnblox6850]

21:14 For Ugetsu Kitan, i dug and found one reference of it, it had no description, all it says is that the game was based on Ugetsu Monogatari, a collection of nine supernatural tales by the Japanese author Ueda Akinari.

[@michielkudova3887]

Well I can’t speak Japanese I noticed the different types of Youkai. The fact that I recognized him tells you that I’m a nerd

[@petrarcheleven8816]

5:52 Wait wait wait. Is that BlazBlue: Centralfiction? Under PS1/SNES? I never in my life thought I'd see BlazBlue on a bootleg console. Wow.

[@MorganaFan-eh5to]

Blazblue Was Bootleg?

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

I’m amazed you didn’t play the intro to Donkey Kong Country 2; it would’ve been a perfect example of the sound emulation.

[@driftercarbon]

So what you're saying is, if I wanna play that amazing looking, rare, Japanese only horror game, I should most definitely go out and buy this console. Thank you Rerez!

[@medes5597]

Rare??? Nope.

[@splegoon4289]

20:02 my lungs have laughed too hard

[@defunct32]

Hi, I just wanna say I love your presentation, the way you speak, delivery, humour, everything. I have been watching a few other of your vids but I love ones like this. This is 24:03 but felt like 5 mins or less. I just subscribed and hope to see more. 🙂🙏

[@ElephantMariotheRHDNhater3293]

20:17 "Clearly! *_CLEARLY!_*

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

OH MY GOD YES! This is how you use a premier! I’m not gonna watch this live though as it’s literally 1:30AM over here, but I’m definitely gonna watch this tomorrow morning!

[@SPCmuncie]

He released it in Eastern Time in Canada, so it was 9:30/8:30PM when it started.

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

BlackfordCountyEAS995/WeatherFan257 Maybe for you guys, but for me in the UK it was like 20 minutes past 1 in the morning. Normally I’d have just stayed up, but I had to get up at 7 the next morning and I assumed this video would be long like most of the “Worst Console Ever” videos.

[@SPCmuncie]

@@justanotheryoutubechannel Well he can't account for everyone. It will always be 1AM somewhere.

[@thegreat1009]

23.19 it's ninetales

[@SPCmuncie]

@@thegreat1009 Wait what does that have to do with anything?

[@karl-erikkald8876]

I wanna play NEO NGO 😉

[@ExtremeWreck]

Yeah, I'll play that with my JeLlY fIlLeD dOnUtS

[@hardyjoe4278]

Sounds like a portable

[@shadowmamba95]

You know what is hilarious, that second game under “PS1” has both Japanese Shinjitai and Chinese Simplified. I am at a lost for words.

[@vinicius100470]

It's so funny that the PSP, a 2004 portable console, can run ALL these systems better (accurate emulation and at 100% speed), even at default CPU power.

[@ChaseMC215]

Sad.

[@Buguese]

>saw this video just now in my feed *uploaded two hours ago* *OH BOY,THISLL END WELL!*

[@jackl3in]

More roasting of the controller, I have that exact controller that I made the mistake of getting it years a ago but I got it separately (never buying this"console") meaning the people who made this "console" had to choose this controller over other way better cheap controllers and also explains the controller error messages and problems for they just grabbed a random cheap controller without much pairing and programming thought being put in

[@milehighredemption]

I was thinking about buying one of these mini NES things until I saw this! This channel done saved me some money! I was also going to possibly try out the GBA # in one (its blue) until I saw it on this channel. Bravo!

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

The games are also stretched to 16:9.

[@MartellThaCool]

Glad I got the real deal SNES Classic Edition 👍😎👍

[@EpicB]

I got an NES Classic and hacked it.

[@yes-op4wz]

I have a super famicom not the classic edition

[@MartellThaCool]

@@EpicB wish I was technical to hack it

[@EpicB]

@@MartellThaCool Hacking an NES/SNES Classic is actually not that hard.

[@Chillidoge]

7:21 is that f*cking Microsoft Word? Man, that game takes me back...

[@Charlesb88]

Chillidoge yah, I noticed that too. Would have been interesting to for to have shown what MS Word looks like on this system, If it really it was an old version of MS word.

[@KurisuBlaze]

I think it was supposed to be Magic Sword or something like that.

[@AlexanderScott66]

I love how Soul Edge decided, instead of running at 60 frames per second, it decided to run at a spectacular 60 seconds per frame

[@cyberjoke]

14:54 Checksum Error - Prank em Jon, run the anti-piracy!

[@kevwang0712]

Correction: judging from the few shots in the video, Romance of the Three Kingdoms VII is mostly in simplified Chinese with a few menus in Japanese for some reason. I should know because I'm a Chinese speaker

[@charliep7112]

20:05-When the frame rate is so bad, you go insane

[@ExtremeWreck]

Even with the bad framerate, it STILL looks better than Bubsy 3D.

[@lemiru]

@@ExtremeWreck Well, it is a game that started soul calibur serier after all

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@lemiru Yeah, so it makes sense why it looks better than Bubsy 3D even with bad frame rate.

[@GrandSleuth]

The SNES/PS1 library cover is of Blazblue Central Fiction, an Arcade to PS3 generation game

[@diamonddogeofficial]

Ugetsu Kitan is a remake of the game of the same title, which was released on PC-98 in 1992. This is a horror game that a based on the book Ugetsu Monogatari.

[@SensuAudica]

When there even is a typo on the front page of the manual you know we are dealing with power.

[@damionlee7658]

Clearly the game at 15:10 is not Batman and Robin.... It is Batman, The Dark "Night"! :P I'll get my coat.

[@augustwest5356]

I like your Dario Argento lighting scheme and delightful southern accent when referring to analog stick rubber. I always love your reviews when i end up watching them 8 months late