Worst Soulja Boy Consoles Ever 2! - Rerez

[@rerez]

We're doing a new show called Just Bad Games! Check it out here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIiTlWehZq-fias

[@jaygooese4242]

How glitchy

[@scarletorluki]

who does a advertisement on they’re most popular video after 3 years

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@@scarletorluki I think he did it on a whole lot of his videos. This one got almost two million views and people still come back to it. So he just wanted to make sure he reached out to as many people as possible.

[@wraithlord9879]

Just wanted to drop in here with app store games included there are only about 831k video games in existence.

[@jonbourgoin182]

Just Bad Games could have been good if it was just you hosting the show, Shane. Your co-host is absolutely insufferable to listen to and makes the series unwatchable.

[@sodean1409]

“Life is like a Soulja Console, you never know what your gonna get.”

[@Wflash00]

My momma taught me...

[@eddiehimself]

*You're

[@TheChefBoo]

But is always sucks

[@ThisAlias]

You do know what you get when you buy a Soulja Console... *DIARRHEA*

[@icantpretend726]

Life's like a box o chocolates, only the white ones are worth it.

[@skunksecond]

Soujia Boy was arrested for allegedly violating Probation, A few days ago from the time of this comment being typed.

[@dillonventures2027]

Yeah, he was also sued by Nintendo for using unlicensed games.

[@Keanuthelegend]

soundspark yea, that’s what I heard too! If I remember correctly they didn’t even file an official cease and desist.

[@mr.cringekid5117]

@@soundspark The FBI does NOT charge people, they investigate EXCLUSIVELY!

[@Danakedgamer0523]

Awesome what an idiot!not only did he get convicted of an American crime but having most likely a multi-million dollar copyright lawsuit against Nintendo

[@Ralismyname]

Hey look, Another me!

[@kaiju4702]

Imagine the horror of getting this for Christmas. The insanity of trying to figure out what you can play

[@ProgramAndNectar]

My little brother just got one last christmas. But its not one of these knockoff consoles. It looks like a gameboy micro and has 1 turbo button (turbo A) It says it has 182 games but i found donkey kong 3 multiple times. (For any of you wondering it was black and blue and it has the letter SF on it.) my little brother being 4 years old loves the console even though it doesnt have sonic, his favorite game on it

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

My brother got a cool baby

[@schwarzerritter5724]

It is like one of those CDs that came free with a magazine that had a few full versions and lots of demos on it. Except those are actually a lot more fun.

[@catlover281]

@@ProgramAndNectarI got a similar one but it’s an S4 and has many (kinda good) games

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@schwarzerritter5724the exactly same way like PlayStation Underground Demo disc.

[@yoda908]

I loved how Soulja boy actually publicly challenged Nintendo.

[@Jedzelex]

I love it even more that Nintendo's Lawyers made him take back everything he said about them.

[@yoda908]

@Trantor The Troll at the time he was still under fire from Sony and Apple so I'm pretty sure Soulja boys lawyer told him to shut up.

[@LordOfGilneas]

@@yoda908 Well that and the fact.. *HE IS GUILTY*. There was no yarn he could spin that would possibly exonerate him, the evidence is literally the size of a human being.

[@trendmassacre8423]

Nintendo have much more power and cash than Soulja boy does. SB is broke compared to Nintendo and Sony put together and is an idiot for slapping his name on these third party systems and selling them!

[@jordanpowell2242]

@@yoda908 At least he listened to his lawyers Austin Mcbroom didn’t listen to his lawyers telling him to shut up over the that celebrity boxing match fiasco.

[@jm_draws7253]

Tectoy wasn't a "kind of a legitimate reseller"....they were the official sega manufacturer in Brasil...they were the major reason of sega's huge success in the country . They did many localizations, unique versions of games and things like that....even making mega drive versions of games from later generations. It's very likely they still manufacture and sell master system and mega drive consoles to this day in some form.

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

More people need to know this!

[@estevaok]

They STILL are the official sega manufacturer in Brazil, and they are still making Sega Master System and Sega Mega Drive (Genesis). Actually, the Sega Mega Drive had a recent new launch from TecToy a couple of years ago, in the original design, with some built in games and the ability to play original cartridges, and even a SD card slot to add more games.

[@StellaEFZ]

They do. Just a while ago they released a new version of the Mega Drive

[@SomeBlokeOrWhatever]

TecToy still makes and sells Mega Drive consoles. Since the wave of RetroGaming kicked off by the NES mini, they are now selling a system called an MD Flashback. What is it? It's __just a mega drive__. Not a clone running emulation like the AtGames ones, not an emulator box with HDMI. Just __a Mega Drive straight from the 90s__. And they built an EverDrive cart right into it, so you can plop your own roms into it.

[@KasumiRINA]

OMG, a modern retro console that's not an emulator OR a Chinese unlicensed knock-off is the thing. More companies should do that!

[@blackice9088]

Speaking of weird things in user manuals, my first tablet's manual had a good one. It stated that at certain times the tablet would experience the "phenomenon of fever", and should be left to rest for awhile until it was okay again. My first reaction was WTF? How does a tablet get a fever?! Then I did a facepalm...

[@dustojnikhummer]

Overheat

[@joshuasafian4864]

my knock off nes classic has the same thing mostly speling errors

[@Regigigas_YT]

what the hell

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@joshuasafian4864and sometimes even aliasing problems.

[@kennydarmawan13]

Spider-Man, Sonic the Hedgehog, every Mario Bros. characters, Crash Bandicoot, Goku, Mega Man, Superman, Shaun the Sheep, and a random soccer player who doesn't know which way the Nike logo is facing. Best crossover ever.

[@bunnyboyking5215]

More like the ultimate clusterfuck

[@15Seili]

Random Soccer Player Who don't know which way the Nike logo is facing in Smash confirmed???

[@goldylover1000]

Kenny Darmawan infinity war eat your heart out

[@eb2k445]

Better crossover than Infinity War!

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

With all those characters on the box, I'm surprised they didn't also get the rights to Don Quixote, Pac-Man, Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Snow White, Zyzzybalubah, the Big Bad Wolf and the entire cast of Canterbury Tales as well!

[@NitroRad]

I was so curious what was actually on these bootleg Soulja Consoles, thank you for making this!

[@TheGeladoo]

He suffers through them so we don't have to. What a hero.

[@idktbh8296]

o shet nitro boi

[@SomeAnomalousJumper2398]

Nitro Rad, greetings awesome seeing you here lad!

[@Phantomsangel]

Nitro Rad! :D

[@hamada3ido125]

hi, can you forgive matpat, please?

[@Weareonenation303]

I remember Ashens demonstrated the same thing with these cheap knock offs: The games are stored inside the unit rather than on the cartridge which is only needed to power on the unit.

[@purwantiallan5089]

Ashens also ever demonstrated PlayStation Vita console.

[@ZILtoid1991]

That knockoff PSP is actually uses a Sega Megadrive SoC instead of an emulator. The reason for the sound and speed issues is either they use a wrong quartz oscillator for it, or they force an NTSC-only chip to run in PAL (50Hz) mode by lowering the overall clock down, so the output frequency will be matched.

[@demonicpikachu5516]

i thought it sounded like a Ntsc Running in pal

[@ZILtoid1991]

@@demonicpikachu5516 That's what happened.

[@DragonNexus]

As someone very versed in playing the slowed down 50Hz PAL version of Sonic...that's not the PAL version of Sonic. The version I played is definitely slower with slower music, but that's slower still. It might be running between 40-45Hz from what I could tell.

[@quinnreiswig79]

Holy wow! Somebody really knows his Sega console system hardware history

[@bitelaserkhalif]

Used to own one like these. Broke very quickly.

[@flyingninja1234]

That's not Mario, that's Marino. Mario's lonely recluse of a cousin. He lives in a cabin in the mountains & avoids civilization.

[@Cy-Kill_01]

Coming soon from Nintendo, Marino’s postal bomb simulator

[@noahgray543]

@@Cy-Kill_01 I'd buy that.

[@prismstudios001]

....And he’s a sheep.....

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

Original character. Do not steal.

[@VentDeux]

Dan Marino was in Ace Ventura. his nickname is Dan the Man. went to the superbowl his rookie year. Marios brother Luigi has a name that sounds nothing like Mario. So why would Mario's cousin? Let be honest, Mario probably has a cousin named Vinny. and he is probably a hit man who wears a blue suit, and blue gloves.

[@hualni]

Rappers: "You're just trying to keep a young entrepreneur down." Also rapper: "That song has music in it, you stole from me!!"

[@TheRaggedyDandyRandy]

Those are music companies ( *cough* *cough* SME *cough* )

[@xRandomCityx]

Years later, i can tell you no one defends that shitty ass rapper.

[@jasonjones7461]

You know that's false because no rap song contains music.

[@Aliyah_666]

​@@jasonjones7461Now that's not true at all. Just because you apparently hate rap doesn't mean it contains no music.

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@Aliyah_666most music in it are actually bangers.

[@nevlarkin8282]

Regular: Green Hill Zone PXP: *V a p o r w a v e H i l l Z o n e*

[@nevlarkin8282]

@@bubblegumluv2007 I said that

[@NightBloops]

@@bubblegumluv2007 The video out glitch makes it more vaporwave.

[@giacomomasini6584]

i love you

[@juliuspavilovskis4862]

A E S T H E T I C S

[@fecoleman6995]

sega vs pxp3

[@zackschilling4376]

I always love revisiting the "Soulja Boy's Adventures in Drop Shipping" Arc. Yeah, its a filler arc between what was the Coleco Chameleon Arc and the Billy Mitchell/Todd Rogers Finale, but its still a great tale.

[@purwantiallan5089]

Coleco Chameleon Arc?

[@kherii.]

Here’s an idea: instead of getting a souljagame handheld, just buy a second hand psp

[@LokiTheClever]

That woukd be far cheaper

[@kherii.]

D it is. I got one about a year ago with two games for like 55-60 bucks

[@twbtsfan557]

@@kherii. nice, did you hack it?

[@kherii.]

@@twbtsfan557 nope, was like ten at the time

[@americaonline3835]

Here's an better idea: Just buy a 3DS with Super Smash Bros. For 3DS

[@twiztidjester3151]

"Thanks for purchasing playing vision portable, playing vision portable product designed for many hours of game-*PLAYINGING* fun." Truly written in a way only Soulja Boy fans will understand.

[@nignamedmutt7270]

He should work those exact words and phrases into a doper-than-dabs ass beat!

[@GamingGeeks4evaAUTTP]

Chinese company disguising as Soulja

[@TheLambdaTeam]

"Push start to rich"

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@GamingGeeks4evaAUTTPSoulja Boy console is basically Ouya 2.0.

[@iman5147]

Rule 16 scared the crap out of me somehow

[@noahcw4019]

... Nightmares

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 16 (LOL facepalm)?!

[@kywii6678]

Yeah, the acciderit must be terrible to go through ._.

[@nathanielgee3694]

Okay I thought I was tripping lmao definitely freaked me out

[@peeekaajoestar2376]

Letz Talk I showed it to my English teacher, she was like wtf

[@Muetzi]

1:47 I love how the game “footage” is upside down here

[@batfreeze56]

It's like Soulja Boy wanted to throw his hat into the video game industry but forgot that it would require him to create his own hardware. So by the time he'd set up the websites and the trademarks he realized that he needed a product to sell and just decided to sell someone else's (admittedly awful) hard work as his own.

[@JadeyJ4d3y]

*_p l a y i n g i n g_* That's why my ancestors left China to Malaysia, but that was a horrible mistake They could've moved to somewhere better

[@abbayosua5337]

*ehm Singapore?

[@zintosion]

MALAYSIA BOLEH!

[@raisingwings2913]

Lol

[@Wahid_on_youtobe]

Indonesian:)

[@ascaredmilipede7971]

@@Wahid_on_youtobe SAMA!!

[@pcruz-zd5tc]

"Smallest screen I've ever seen" Game gear micro: hold my beer.

[@lollingrock]

At least the game boy screen was better

[@pcruz-zd5tc]

@@lollingrock I didn't say game boy I said game gear lmao

[@lollingrock]

@@pcruz-zd5tc I'm lazy

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@pcruz-zd5tc Hol up, those exist?

[@pcruz-zd5tc]

@@lonkzelda7871 yeah bro they are just so tiny you can't fucking see them lmfao

[@GeneralKenobiSIYE]

Sweet! I've always wanted a system I can playinging on the go.

[@nmuniz2]

*playing

[@nmuniz2]

BOODRO WEBB *accident

[@boodro2122]

@@nmuniz2 lol 👍🏻👊🏻

[@markmelo2779]

@@nmuniz2 You seem very fun at parties.

[@Heroheenie]

@@nmuniz2 Welcome to the joke.

[@WastedGoatFR]

Dammit soulja you're making rerez go crazy

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

*You're

[@WastedGoatFR]

@@TheTheninjagummybear thanks

[@JimmyBlack7351]

@@Sabamika1 It's like what I commented on the last Soulja video. I was new to this channel and I only watched the regular, normal console reviews. But when I watched the first Soulja Console video, I was actually scared at how Rerez could really lose his mind over an atrocious console

[@JimmyBlack7351]

@@Sabamika1 Haha yeah. I should commend Shane for being able to "lose his mind" in an entertaining way, and all without making me cringe

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Yep. You can just see the slow descent to madness from the worst consoles ever series.

[@cadenschmidt6877]

absolutely love when my user manuals go from 7 to 16 it shows so much craftsmanship and i love it

[@bolkrr]

2005 called, they want their mp4 player back

[@drakkenmensch]

This entire system is big clumps of brown.

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

Don't insult 2005 mp4 players like that dude.. I mean really, don't. Probably the best 170 bucks I've ever spent, when it comes to tech. Wouldn't ever compare it to chinese knockoff consoles

[@renegade1298]

Aleksander Kraus fuck no.. i'm keeping it btuh.

[@Littlefighter1911]

3:53 The very same foil used in 2004 by bootleg Yu-Gi-Oh! cards!

[@Alex-lf5xk]

😂🤣🤣

[@noahgray543]

There were bootleg yugioh cards!?

[@OneToxicPixel]

@@noahgray543 Yes there were. I personally own a trap card named Malevolent Nuzzler with wrong picture and 5500 attack points. I have no idea how that is supposed to work... but I have it...

[@Wigi_]

@@noahgray543 Oh dude, they were HUGE in south Texas. If you went to the flea market, chances are someone would be selling huge packs of them for maybe 5 bucks. They were so cheaply made that you could tear off the whole foil and artwork. Ah. Good times

[@SuperPeterok]

I'm from South Texas I can confirm this

[@tboneanimatetwoaccount2094]

16:48 - Actually, there is a result if you put Sonic 1 on top of S&K. It will still take you to the Blue Sphere game, but instead of only one stage, you get to access every stage in that minigame. This result actually appeared in Sonic Mega Collection, where it got the name "Blue Sphere".

[@purwantiallan5089]

Yep. On Sonic Mega Collection Plus PS2, up to 6239475 stages on Blue Sphere.

[@lonefoxxo9848]

Next up: t̸h̸e̸ n̸i̸n̸t̸e̸n̸t̸o̸ s̸w̸i̸t̸c̸h̸ The Soulja Handheld 2

[@zitathenigerian-amer.mappe6790]

I saw you in discord.

[@chadikhr7258]

not anymore lmao

[@Bro-cx2jc]

There's actually a newer version of the X6 / MP5 Player Vita looking things that now has a Nintendo Switch color scheme. These knockoff companies are trying a little too hard these days. Oh well. At least they've improved the X series line lately.

[@RainbowGalaxyMatt777]

お金

[@viscountrainbows6452]

"Nintento" 😹

[@Rstraub12]

I hate the idea that somebody bought Soulja Boy's consoles, but I was hoping someone did just so we could all see it! Thanks for taking one for the team Rerez, haha

[@purwantiallan5089]

I think PlayStation boss gonna be proud of that.

[@Th3HappyToilet]

This is the legit version of: "Mom i want a PSP" "We have PSP at home hon" PSP at home:

[@nthgth]

Haha that probably started with something just like this. Like that episode of South Park where Cartman's mom wants to get him a Toshiba tablet, but he's all pissed because he wants an iPad 😄

[@KirbyVanPelt]

1: Yeah, very accurate 2: WEEEEPAAAAAAA

[@Th3HappyToilet]

@@KirbyVanPelt weeeeeepaaa que esta pasando? lol

[@Th3HappyToilet]

@@nthgth omg yes.. i remembered that lol

[@Major_Mason]

My respect for the real PSVita has skyrocketed...

[@michaelhall736]

The Vita is actually a great system. When it comes to handheld systems, the Vita is the most graphically superior. It's also not a bad emulation device. It's really a shame it was unsuccessful in the west. It's huge in Japan, though. I'm going to buy me another one so I can play Persona 4 Golden which is the best game on the Vita.

[@jesseg.2413]

I have the vita and I love it. I've got all my old Final Fantasy and Patapon games on it. Furthermore, playig Dissidia 012 there is more comfortable than on the PSP in my opinion.

[@AntonioKowatsch]

I hacked my PSVita and now I can play MS DOS, PS1, PSP, SNES, NES, N64, Macintosh, Atari Lynx, Sega Genesis, GBA, GBC, Neo Geo, and Nintendo DS games on it. I can also use my SD card adapter to use my 128GB micro SD card to store all my favorite games on my Vita. It's an amazing little piece of software. Everything looks ten times better with the OLED screen and the battery life is extraordinary.

[@Big_Iron_Tomkus]

I liked the Vita as a system, my only problem was the buttons were really small and clustered together. So it was really easy to accidentally press a wrong button or two buttons at once.

[@ireneparkin3360]

PsVita didn't get the same love, due to the Nintendo's dominance with the 3ds (and Switch), but at least you can play previous PlayStation games on it.

[@Awesomekid2283]

I love how you seriously reviewed this. Made for some great comedy

[@jamesthornock8214]

I died at "Shawn the Sheep!"

[@fragalot]

crack open those carts and see what's in them.. it's probably simple circuits that unlock the games already in the console.

[@retrotasticular1642]

Yeah, it probably works like the Magnovox Odyssey, the first games console ever. It had all the games inside and used what was essentially jumpers to tell the system what game to load. I almost want to buy this soulja system just to change the insides of the "cartridges" to see what different games I can get. Or, even simpler, I might be able to unlock all the games by modding the internals of the console itself.

[@128Gigabytes]

12:00

[@fragalot]

@@retrotasticular1642 Yep that's exactly how the first Magnavox worked but they were all basically different variations of PONG games.

[@waltercomunello121]

Magnavox Odyssey was released in the 70s, word is that it was "the first home console". It did the exact same thing. Giving a false freedom of choice seems still feasible in some cultures, until it gets unvealed.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Exactly. There's a KZbin video of someone modding theirs with a switch so they could use that to choose game screens instead of swapping carts. I had a variation of the PXP3 once that had only one cart, and it didn't even unlock new games at all -- it just changed the order of the current list around.

[@vdochev]

Well, Souljaboy is a rapper. That means he's somewhat famous, maybe less famous now, but famous none the less. If he wanted to get into the game industry, why didn't he collaborate with some legit gaming company to make some kind of a special edition of a game or a console? He could have started selling like d-brand skins for consoles with his design, special accessory, you know, something legit that people would wanna buy. Instead he turned himself into a total joke. And the punch line is that he really sees himself as a "gamer". What a clown!

[@awsomeboy360]

From what I've heard, he's the first rapper who have ever done this- most branch off to clothing and other accessories to established their brand. And you know what's funny? He insulted Kanye, who has a successful shoes and clothing brand, even though Souja's consoles are literally bootlegs.

[@Bfrumg]

That probably would have been better but it would be hard for him to do. As he is pretty irrelevant now . His best bet was to find a different industry to jump into. One that would be more likely to take any celebrity that offers them some deal. Like the alcohol industry.

[@jasonbrown467]

just watch one of smellja boy's videos of him randomly talking about anything, he is an idiot. he thinks we are unhappy about his consoles because we "dont want to see a black man get money" lol

[@lunarvania8073]

Hahah good idea in theory BUT who the FUCK would want to work in anyway shape or form with Soulja Boy...he is a moronic chump.

[@RotneybotOfficial]

Rappers are clowns. What else did you expect?

[@malice926]

Honestly I would bet on that warning to not disassemble the system being there to keep people from modding it or figuring out how to access all the games.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Too late lol, there's already a mod to access all three lists with a switch.

[@Armadaedalus]

TecToy is just...a really weird thing. I have a console called "master system 3" and a "master system portable plug and play", both made by tectoy, with good, working master system emulators in them. But i still find it really weird how after so, so many years, THE MASTER SYSTEM IS STILL BEING PRODUCED HERE IN BRAZIL. You can see these weird game collection emulators being sold in big stores here, while right next to it there's a ps4 or something lol. AND ALSO, for whatever reason, yes, woody is still real popular here. It´s still being broadcasted on tv, you can find toys and all kinds of bootleg products, and he even bacame a meme.

[@Invidente7]

... It is popular because everyone is so poor overthere they can't afford anything else. And they also produced a woody movie overthere with Lassie from the psych tv series

[@Armadaedalus]

kinda, man. The ones i have are almost 10 years old. Funny thing is almost every teenager or kid that i meet here has a ps4 or Xbox one. OH YEAH LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT MOVIE

[@ll0StrYkeR0ll]

I love this comment, always awesome to hear this kind of gaming news from other regions that not many KZbinrs get into!

[@steelsunglasses4291]

The Woody Woodpecker movie got released in Brazil early, and didn't make it to the USA until 4-5 months later, right? He must be popular over there.

[@diegobraga556]

@@steelsunglasses4291 Indeed it is, just like Tom & Jerry is and El Chavo del 8.

[@Nuttybartony]

but can the Soulja Game play Knack 3?

[@Nov-5062]

nope. only "Shrek Super Slam"

[@ronaldmcdonald2344]

Only on Thursdays.

[@pika23]

I hear it plays big chungus with no issues

[@Gearkiller25]

DID SOMEBODY SAY KNACK?! HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!!

[@friendlynoob6006]

but can it run Crysis?

[@vladerag]

So many commenters are annoyed you didn't know who that one soccer player is - as if anyone cares about some random soccer player is.

[@ent1064]

I can't wait for the soulja game Deluxe

[@unnesflash4917]

i've been saving money for years for that , screw ps5

[@CanaldoZenny]

17:34 TecToy was (and somewhat still is) the official distributor for Sega products here in Brazil. They distributed the Zillion gun, and consoles from the Master System up to the Dreamcast. Some of these consoles were assembled here in Brazil. The marketing and support TecToy gave at the time was the responsable for the huge sucess of Sega here. You could say here in Brazil Sega actually won the 8 bit and 16 bits console wars. The NES was never sold oficially here, but we had a bunch of Famiclones (still the SMS won), and the SNES was oficially sold here by a company called Gradiente (which distributed Nintendo consoles here up to the Game Cube). Woody Woodpecker (called here "Pica-Pau") is very popular here in Brazil. I thinks its because open air TV channels would re-run many old episodes of the cartoon every so often. Our dub of the show is really good and many of the jokes and characters are memes here. Its the same thing with Top Cat in Mexico. The Woody Woodpecker game is supposed to look like the old cartoons. Many of the characters, hazards and enemies are direct references to many famous episodes of the Woody Woodpecker cartoon. Also, i heard stories about TecToy don't having devkits for the Mega Drive. They also made games, ports and rom hacks for the SMS. All of these games are oficially licensed by Sega. TecToy used to show these games to Sega of Japan to get they approval.

[@SomeOrangeCat]

Gotta hand it to TecToy. They did more with less.

[@misterymisterio8778]

I played this game before. And this souja console is off. The hit detection its not bad on any official device or emulator.

[@yeetuspeetus433]

and they made some of the "bonus games" on the atgames "dumpster fire" genesis classic

[@trevorblue4531]

So, is the Boss a bear or a dog?

[@alexandruristea3317]

When he sees Messi:"some random soccer player".

[@pielover5671]

Bruh

[@idontwannaidontwanna7307]

That wasn't Messi....it was his bootleg cousin "untidy"

[@FloreyXE]

@@idontwannaidontwanna7307 or his great great great great grandfather "clean"

[@PunakiviAddikti]

@@idontwannaidontwanna7307 Puns. Puns? Puns! Pans? Pans!

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@PunakiviAddikti GREETINGSANDSALUTATIONSMYBEAUTIFULPEOPLEANDWELCOMETOTHECADDICARUSSHOWWHEREIHAVETODOTHEDIRTYDEEDOFDECIDINGWHETHERORNOTAGAMEDESERVESTOBE ... Slaughtered, or salvaged.

[@DrewTNaylor]

It would be interesting if someone took a look at the system's internal memory, to see if there are ways to access the other menus without needing the other bypass cartridges.

[@CloroxBleachOfficial]

Throw em out. No one should experience the pain you had to experience...

[@FigureFarter]

Or use a hydraulic press to destroy it.

[@TheFortressZone]

Can I drink you???

[@chessemchesse3676]

or better use it as firewood

[@tylern6420]

Just Bleach them.

[@Riotingrosie]

I need help bleach I need to pour some of you in my eyes Why? I just saw animal crossing porn yesterday on Google

[@armoredcanine9725]

8:55 ”Mama always said that life is like a *[collection of bootleg games],* you'll never know what you're going to get.” ~Forest Grump 14:36 “Mama always said that life is like a *[colors of option of a bootleg version of Zoomer Bubbles],* you'll never know what you're going to get.” ~Forest Grump

[@MoonlightMirage]

22:25 "My mama always said life is like a *[group of solid and ghostly bricks],* you never know what you're gonna get."

[@ntgm8]

You know it's the best thing ever when the box has a cheap sparkle pattern like that. You'd be playinging it for hours.

[@corym.m.3084]

The dude could make some money if he actually took the time and money to develop his own console and get licenses for games, then sell at a discounted price. But he is going to take knockoffs and reselling them

[@myes344]

@Raja Thyagaraj what do u mean by music lol

[@randomspectator39]

@@myes344 gotem lol

[@tokidensetsu]

So.... I live on Brazil and rented the Woody Woodpecker game... It's not the emulator that doesn't run fine. The game itself is garbo. On my whole life, this was one of two games I've went and exchanged it on the first day (the other one was a Megaman X6 copy that was bad and bosses didn't load). Mind you, I'm 31 and play games since being 6 years old.

[@peashooteranimations8082]

At least it was a origibal game

[@vasheal]

Lol nice.. its cool to hear people from other countries gaming experience

[@retroboy-fh1ji]

@@vasheal i'm argentinian and i agree with the brazilian guy about crappy copies or garbage games.

[@Abdega]

Eeybui Vee There is a pretty large amount of Brazilians on the English-speaking side of KZbin’s comment system

[@peashooteranimations8082]

@@Abdega like me i am brazilian oçi always wanted a mega drive but i am way too poor

[@samanthearichardosn351]

The menu for the Soulja Portable Console looks like something that AtGames would make.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

It's even using the same audio chip AtGames did, the RK2500. That's why the audio sounds the same. It's not as badly distorted on these knockoffs as on the AtGames system, though.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Any AtGames version of the Sega Genesis is a blatant disgrace to any Soulja Boy console.

[@stephenkyburz6529]

Somebody should tell Soulja Boy that reviews on KZbin exist. This is hilarious !

[@M_Customized_Box]

Lmao the knockoff vita has more storage than the real one

[@leegsy]

Substantially cheaper too, which ultimately highlights Sony's stupidity and greed with their proprietary memory card things for the Vita. A big reason why I still don't own a Vita is exactly this.

[@SakuraAvalon]

Well that is a valid criticism of the Vita, and I agree. The Vita itself was expensive to make, and is a sturdy, high quality handheld that cost a lot of money, both in building it, and the R&D that went into making it. So the memory cards were priced that way as an attempt to recoup the cost of selling the Vita at a loss, just like with the razor blade cartridges. This thing probably cost a couple dollars to build, and has a shelf life of a year if you're lucky, and will instantly break if it falls even 3 feet.

[@leegsy]

@@SakuraAvalon I have two PSPs, an original model and a 3000 and they're both still working well and hold a decent charge still from their original batteries. I have been wanting to get a Vita for a while now, mostly for the 2nd analogue stick but there's nothing yet that the Vita offers that my PSPs don't, well except the MGS HD Collection but that's literally the only Vita game I'm interested in and I already have that collection on PS3 anyway. I probably would have picked up a Vita by now if that memory cards weren't so expensive. I know they're much cheaper now than when the Vita was first released but I still don't think it's worth it yet.

[@jspantonio8807]

@@leegsy theres something called Sd2Vita , but you need cfw (henkaku)

[@Citrine]

@@leegsy well they did kinda get into some legal issues with the PSP due to the extremely high piracy... so it's generally thought to be more of a form of damage control. Having less internal storage forces pirates to have to buy the memory cards due to the lack of space, which turns most of said pirates away. Sadly, also means anyone who doesn't pirate have to deal with the super high price, but that's negated if you buy them physical. It's also why they're constantly updating the firmware (hell it just got a new one at the start of 2019), each new firmware update fixes exploits to either hinder or patch out henkaku (the only way to run Vita backups to date) completely. It's why TheFloW is waiting for the Vita to be officially discontinued before fully releasing henkaku for every single firmware update, cuz if he released it every time he finished it, Sony would just patch out the exploit. Most consoles are also sold at a loss and to make up for that, they rely game sales and addons (such as earpieces, cables, memory cards etc), cuz they don't exactly make these things cheap and selling them at the manufacturing price will be way too costly for most people to buy.

[@darkfalzx]

It's extremely likely that all of the games in this system are stored on a Micro SD card hidden inside. Before looking for any special cartridges, maybe just open the sucker up, and look for the card. It's also possible that you will be able to update the emulation software as well.

[@LevelCASUNO]

The menu looks like is ran on Genesis, so chances are its a system on a chip

[@meetoo594]

The cart probably has a pcb with no components that just has traces to the edge connector that short 2 pins on the cart connector to switch rom banks in the console, bit like the old 70`s tv games did. I would open up both carts and look at the traces, there is probably a common ground pin so you only need to work out what pins switch to what romset, which should be easy by comparing them. Sacrifice one cart, break the trace that isnt ground and connect a different pin to the 2 carts you have to ground until a new set appears. You could even get creative and fit some switches or buttons to select each one. They could be a bit cleaverer and connect say pin 2 to pin 5 for bank 1, pin 3 to pin 7 for bank 2 etc but it should still be easy to figure out.

[@anonymousperson2363]

17:26 The note says “You will pay for not having me invited to travel with you on your vacations. I kidnapped your friends and they…” (I had to use a bit of translation since I know Spanish but not Portuguese very well)

[@sadmeat8937]

When Nintendo gets done with him he'll go from Soulja Boy Tell Em to Soulja Boy Felon.

[@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate]

Nina Lan it was really hilarious when someone tried to log on to his website only to have Nintendo pop up. It looks like the big N shut his butt down

[@Naamex]

"Some random soccer player" *shows Messi* WTF 🤣

[@mr.lawson5753]

He's American so they don't really watch football.

[@Coffeeandacigarette]

@@mr.lawson5753 he's Canadian. But yeah, no clue who that guy was

[@findsometime1202]

Bean

[@762rk95tp]

You can't call it Messi due to lack of proper license.

[@RetroGamesBoy78]

Mr. Lawson He's Canadian so.... but Soccer is the 3rd biggest sport in north America and is forecast to become the 2nd biggest by overtaking Baseball in the near future.

[@Ryoga-Oneesan]

( 6:51 ) it's been over two years now.... and I still love *playinging* handheld console games.... 😂😂😂

[@SuperSmashDolls]

The way those bypass carts work is just by jumping a specific set of pins on the "cartridge" port. You probably could activate all of the built-in games by shorting every combination of pins (or just vertical pairs of them) on boot.

[@jonpitson8820]

I purchased this a couple of years ago out of curiosity at a petrol station near work...it worked for about 30 mins then completely died. I took it back the next day for a refund.

[@xkidgey]

The entire box is made of recycled counterfeit pokemon holofoil cards to catch the eye of stoners. Clever

[@Hacktendo64]

It wouldnt surprise me if SouljaBoy starts selling R4's and call it his very own product

[@Abdega]

An R4 would be much better than whatever this is…

[@Hacktendo64]

@@Abdega Legit

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Hope we get to see Soulja Boy cranking the bars of his prison cell.

[@jonni_xi]

He's gonna get his cheeks cranked in jail

[@ghostslug6605]

I dont think either of u been locked up

[@MrShambles]

This wouldn't be a criminal case, he'd just get sued for every penny he has.

[@TheLambdaTeam]

@@MrShambles If he can't pay he does get locked up tho

[@purpleapple4052]

15:20 OH MY GOD I WANT TO SEE HOW DARK CASTLE IS PLAYED ON THAT THING

[@bradford433]

25:45 "Oops, something went wrong." Soulja Boy's brain, basically.

[@Tall_Order]

I like 'playinging' roms on my actual GBA using an EZ-Flash Omega.

[@focalpoint._]

4:04 “Virtually every character from Super Mario Bros.” _waluigi nowhere to be seen_

[@Dargonhuman]

Hence the "virtually" part...

[@Kimarnic]

What a coincidence, I was gonna have dinner and this video popped out, thanks :)

[@SuperPeterok]

What did you have for dinner?

[@Kimarnic]

@@SuperPeterok farfalle with sausages and cooking cream :)

[@MrThugergnaut]

Yummy

[@SuperPeterok]

@@Kimarnic make me some

[@TheNewMouse2023]

Another One?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!!?!?!

[@helgam.4250]

The Mario artwork is probably from Mario Party 8, given that you can see MC Ballyhoo, a character from that game, in the bottom right. Also, I lost it at "Mega Man, Superman, SHAUN THE SHEEP!" Like, the way he just said "Shaun the Sheep" always gets me

[@cookiewithmilks]

6:24 bro that some broken arabic right there

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I mean, what does it say?

[@Mr-Yuki]

@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor it literally says and I quote "not *compatible* for children under 3 years old"

[@jacksparrowjives3138]

@@Mr-Yuki I can see why. The system will wrap around the necks of children and kill them.

[@obay.r]

That's farisi

[@RFLCPTR]

@@jacksparrowjives3138 just in case they're gay or atheists

[@ProtoMario]

Oh boy, this is what I have always wanted.

[@big__dooosh]

seeing as you probably made more videos on Souljacunts consoles than Souljacunt made consoles, that was to be expected.

[@variastudios301]

Proto & Mario attourney at law must be turning in his bed.

[@heyitsjustaz]

@@big__dooosh And here we are watching yet more videos about these stupid consoles. Alas.

[@SuperDrizzle7]

the handheld console that i want doesnt even exist yet but hes on the right track, i would like to be able to play all games through at least dreamcast maybe gamecube on handheld. everything is close but under powered. does it need to be offically licensed, hell no or I would just use my switch and get banned and possibly bricked. Official and emulation do not go together.

[@emmanuelspears9786]

You channeled Carl Brutananalewdski there 😂.

[@codylujan]

"mom can i get a psp for christmas" "you have a psp at home" soulja console:

[@Nightcrawl7]

Cody at least use the meme right lol

[@Frappe2142]

Be careful this device may cause an acciderit.

[@skunksecond]

The console is an acciderit

[@waltercomunello121]

@@skunksecond "There are no acciderits."

[@awildfurret]

Engrish: %100

[@sonicthehedgehog3fanemulat656]

bea carerfull thisis diiviice maaaey cuase anee acciderit.

[@TheLambdaTeam]

"Conglaturation! This story is happy end, thank you."

[@JackOfHarts96]

21:18 "You pick up boxes and throw them at your enemies! What..." Well I mean, there was Super Mario Bros 2...

[@thechallange7227]

Those cartoon pics of the kids with the wires had me laughing so hard for like 20 minutes lmao

[@PotatoSoupThe64th]

Uh oh. Looks like Nintendo got a hold of the site and took it down while they still could. G o o d

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

Now if only they didn’t do that with fan games

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

If Nintendo had made these joke consoles, there would be no more Nintendo.

[@war10zx98]

Awsemo

[@pandafrogs21]

Can I use my Soulja Pods on these consoles? aSkInG fOr A fRiEnD

[@chessemchesse3676]

nope

[@podrepodrinho5592]

@@chessemchesse3676 Asking for a friend? Well, i am here

[@moosegamer5094]

"it's the smallest screen on a portable device I have ever seen!" Game boy has left the chat

[@phet1211]

Moose Gamer tiger electronic watch has left the chat

[@windowsme2327]

Gamegear and Atari lynx and wonderswan and neo Geo Pocket color left the server

[@PhayzinOut]

@Dak Lamerbusch Nintendo?

[@GatorRay]

And then SEGA said "Hold my beer" And made the Game Gear Micro.

[@alexanderhoffmann6735]

10 years ago my parents bought some china knockoff portable DVD player. It came with NES games and the exact SAME intro screen. Probably this thing hasn't been changed except for the outer appearance since then, I wonder how much it was priced at in 2k18 :V OMG I just noticed 108$ that's INSANE. SouljaBoy Tell'em how you price things

[@crazyluigi6664]

Care to provide more details on it that you could remember from it?

[@alexanderhoffmann6735]

@@crazyluigi6664 I did a call and it's still within the family, gotta see what I can do to get some pics of it, there should be a S/N somewhere on it. Once I have found it I'll post some info.

[@bitelaserkhalif]

It's only worth 1/10

[@Mini-z1994]

Hey Rerez those cartridges you mentioned for this ? Those are probably just metal wire covered in a plastic shell shorting specific pins on the cartridge slot of the console itself too open other menu's y know something you could do by soldering a 3 way power button of some sort too those pins, while the console itself has like 256 mb - 1 gb of storage for said roms & os if it has any. Feel free too pry one apart & check if there is a pcb that shorts specific pins or if there is just wire going between pins too perhaps a small resistor or similar.

[@saracade69]

I have one of these and you are 100% correct. I modded mine to replace the cartridges with tactile switches that do the same thing the carts do. The emulation on my is actually pretty good. I compared the games he showed to the ones on mine and they play like they should. It's still a piece of crap but I've actually enjoyed mine without much frustration.

[@bitelaserkhalif]

True. I used to own one and tore down the carts. Surprise surprise, no chip here! Tore the game system down, I got 2 switches that control which game it'll load. I also found memory chip and desoldered it, but I forgot what's that chip. Gotta dig my part bin. I used that shell of cartridge for flashdrive housing.

[@retrotasticular1642]

@@saracade69 Thanks for the info, if I find one for cheap I'll buy it just to have fun modding it.

[@Zach_Beebe]

I acederitly clicked on the first in this series and loved it. I watched the second not on acederit. I can't wait for the third.

[@lumiii_-]

That Mario remake killed me. Mario's done with all of the bullshit. He started selling mushrooms instead of taking them and started racking in so many coins that he moved on up to blood diamonds. Fucking mad lad.

[@TheLambdaTeam]

I'd actually play a game where Mario is selling shrooms lol

[@shane3478]

Looks like Soulja Boy is the one that thumbs-downed the video...lol

[@manghariz2211]

With dozens of different account Edit:now it was with hundrrd of diffreny account

[@bayuchandrasukma820]

Heh, funnily enough I used to have one of those PVP unit. The only difference is that the color of mine is Orange, having about 45ish game from the NES instead of the Sega Genesis (with the 'cart' adding about 30 more), and it costs about 15 bucks. It broke in less than 5months, and the Super Mario Bros port is running at 3x the speed for the music (and music only, the rest plays just fine). Nevertheless it helps calm my 6yo brother that has no one to care for him until im home, and he enjoyed it still. How would anyone spend anything more than what I paid for it, is just beyond me.

[@LotoKawaii]

HI IM FROM BRAZIL as férias frustradas do pica-pau is a horrible game, i recognize BUT I SWEAR THAT TEC TOY IS A GOOD COMPANY all brazilian retro gamers love tec toy

[@Chaos89P]

That actually answers the question I have about pica-pau. I didn't about Tec Toy, because I figured it was a good company. _Muito obrigado._

[@TheIzzyNobreShow]

Yep, checks out

[@gilbertocaldeira5935]

Tec toy tries really hard to keep the love for Sega here in Brazil, and they actually did some good games for it

[@benpreston7962]

Yes tec toy is great!

[@DragonNexus]

From what I've picked up (whcih isn't much) Brazil seems to be a country that's a weird special case with video games. Didn't they kinda legitimise piracy? Like...they knew they'd never be able to sell actual games at the RRP so they worked with the knock-off companies to distribute actual games at a cost Brazillians could actually pay or something like that?

[@bummer6]

You don't need more cartridges. My guess is that the cartridges just short some pins in the slot to let the console know which list of roms to load. You can probably try different pins manually and see if you get different results.

[@CoolestBattleForDreamIslandFan]

Cart 1: 37 in 1 Cart 2: 39 in 1 No cart: 80 in 1

[@pabstb.ribbon2850]

“Does the bear have a nut allergy or something” lmfaoooo🤣😂

[@TheGeladoo]

Hi Rerez, the portuguese title of your translation is incorrect - it reads as if you translated every word of it individually instead of the whole phrase. A better translation would be "Os piores consoles do Soulja Boy de todos 2! - Rerez"

[@draklen2244]

My mother bought one of these for me for christmas. I'm a 30 year old gamer with a $3000 computer and all of the current gen consoles. I didn't have the heart to tell her how useless this thing was.

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

Based mom

[@cosmicjenny4508]

I swear to God, I have that EXACT same disc that came with that “SouljaGame Portable Screen”. It came with my own portable DVD player... with a shitty controller with a clunky excuse for a D-Pad, and four face buttons in a square pattern, as opposed to the standard diamond configuration. It does have quite a few well known games in there, including Super Mario Bros., Mega Man, Contra, Metal Gear, Donkey Kong Jr. and Mario Bros.... which is listed as “Mr. Mary”, on the title screen. “I have _several_ questions...” - JonTron

[@GrievousFrom]

I can finally add something new to that playlist I'm constantly rewatching.

[@IkesDaddelbox]

17:50 That's actually just a darker shade of the colour to give the effect that the tires are behind the tires on the front. Like they're darker from a slight shadow under the car. They had the right idea, too bad they had no talent.

[@sawyourskull]

7:56 i think it means that if ot gets around their necks and accidentally drop it, it might cause the cable to tighten

[@vanjavicko20]

Or short circut?

[@SenkJu]

5:07 The PXP3 logo on the screen is not centered properly. My OCD is screaming.

[@moldy_tictac8634]

Why did you point this out. You have made me suffer

[@XxDevilXNeverXCryxX]

It's been over a year and was wondering if you ever found more of those carts? If you did, would you be making a video on those as well to tie this up @Rerez?

[@InTheRedCornerBFC]

Could you take apart the little cartridges and see what's in them, if anything?

[@Ctane126]

im pretty sure theres just a cheap sd card in it

[@retrotasticular1642]

They could work like the game cards for the first console ever, which were jumpers that would tell the system which pre-installed game to play. quarterdisorder.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/odyssey-game-cards.jpg

[@Nate-hb8tw]

Those drawings of the choking kids xD

[@Rakshasa1986]

10:22 When Sonic needs medication for depression.

[@chocola6971]

it sounds more like a .exe version of sonic with the music

[@akularia]

@@chocola6971 More like AtGames version of it

[@chocola6971]

@@akularia Bruh replies to a 2 yo comment XD

[@akularia]

@@chocola6971 ok

[@Dergy]

8:43 I swear I just saw Krusty the Clown lol

[@supakusuta]

InspectrE you did

[@gabyybag7799]

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