Hope you guys are enjoying the end of year compilations so far! Be sure to check out the full videos on the main channel if you spot any that you haven't seen yet! kzbin.info
@Bootysmoothie9 ай бұрын
I have a reaction to gluten which is quite bizarre, both me and my mother have dyslexia and it really goes hard-core and we'll act either wasted or like we've had a small stroke and it stuck real good. For like 5 minutes one day I couldn't say a sentence and everytime I spoke I was like crying laughing because I couldn't get myself to speak normally and it was obvious I couldn't figure it out .
@Bootysmoothie9 ай бұрын
My doctor hears this and goes, what the hell does talking backwards mean and I'm like well now that I I got diagnosed non celiac I'm like wtf I'm allergic and I have neurological reaction tight.
@Bootysmoothie9 ай бұрын
It's like when Jake stutters over one word then tries to correct himself fucks that up and everything after is also shit
@Jaydee-ish10 ай бұрын
WPE butchering english like i butcher my assignments 😂
@raihanfirdaus510110 ай бұрын
Well better than butchering the future... Please help :']
@steelbear206310 ай бұрын
Like Alex does to the people in his basement
@psychogoreman19810 ай бұрын
@@steelbear2063……..shhhh
@64BBernard10 ай бұрын
No one can beat Jake's ability to jonk user names. 😂
@OctyabrAprelya10 ай бұрын
Unless it's in leet-speak which he can read flawlessly.
@homshlpd10 ай бұрын
jake jaking usernames for x minutes straight
@Bootysmoothie9 ай бұрын
I read words strangely a lot because I forget the meaning a lot and I'll just sit around saying a simple word outloud to myself forever and I'll be like oh shit it's that word dumbass . That sounds like three other words
@Mantheon10 ай бұрын
i love that 90% of the video is is Jonk doing jonk things and the other 10% is Cath forgetting what she was about to say and Ellis crashing mid-explanation
@saeriest2 ай бұрын
no matter HOW MANY TIMES i hear the "What do you call a dog that cant bark: syphilis!" line, it cant get old.
@sushifox205810 ай бұрын
Alex as the master chef with that laugh was terrifying
@IsadorCz10 ай бұрын
i think it was perfect
@leaharris10110 ай бұрын
Wayyyyy I made it into a video 😂😂 The punchline is "a hush puppy" btw 😂
@patrick987610 ай бұрын
3:55 dying from the cheeky independence reference😂
@Webmage10110 ай бұрын
1:00 everyone not noticing him spell map _mimp_
@John_Thomas9610 ай бұрын
If you want to watch the crew butcher the English language all you have to do is watch an ordinary video.
@insoporous997810 ай бұрын
All that bickering about the Jake's inability to read the message and it turned out the message was mistyped in the first place. LOL
@Edelwe1ss10 ай бұрын
I love that; Diarrhoea, but diarrhea if you declared independence
@madison340810 ай бұрын
Every time I think my English is bad, I’ll think back to this video and remember I could do worse ❤
@Celrene10 ай бұрын
I love rewatching all WPE videos! Been rewatching them everyday ❤
@WelshGiraffa10 ай бұрын
Give them a chance with the amount of butchering Jake could actually say the name of that Town in wales
@sopcannon10 ай бұрын
that would be a long video. Someone should super chat that or what ever twitch does.
@dahlesa10 ай бұрын
I'm suprised that Jake the Jonk was the closest one on spelling "luiquid crap" the right way. And i have might spelled water poo the wrong way. All dyslexians unite to our cause!!!
@DRAG0NSPIRIT1010 ай бұрын
I just love how Jonk can't even spell map 🤣
@Captain_Ironbeard10 ай бұрын
I choked on my coffee when Alex did the master chef. That was just golden
@GhostOfSnuffles8 ай бұрын
Jake's ability to mess up the simplest of names never ceases to make me giggle.
@bonnie_lover12399 ай бұрын
I was crying laughing watching this! Though I'm a bit miffed I didn't find this sooner To put it simply: I had to do a presentation on the Glaswegian accent not too long ago and I didn't have anything in terms of dialect/slang on my powerpoint and I was the only one in my class who didn't have that, so of course KZbin has to show me this AFTER I did my presentation. I also tried doing a transcript from a conversation between two people with a Glaswegian accent and you can probably guess how that went- But wonderful video as always! Keep up the amazing work :)
@Cyb3rM1nd10 ай бұрын
Watching this makes me feel better about my stammer. Thanks.
@BodhiMcCullough10 ай бұрын
I always relate to Jonk with the inability to say a coherent sentence
@hunterdempsey342710 ай бұрын
Show us your doofa killed me 😂
@mazing-at-this10 ай бұрын
Absolutely amazing yet again. I love seing jake utterly jonk english up
@JayHog199210 ай бұрын
6:30 just had me laughing on the floor. Alex's increasing rage made it better.
@hollowedge83078 ай бұрын
7:28 a slitter is the ball used in a sport called hurling
@akantiia10 ай бұрын
Ah good old Conlonial marines and wallpep 😂
@Bootysmoothie9 ай бұрын
I love it when im describing something and my grandma just out of nowhere tries to correct me and it throws off the conversation so bad i forget what im talking about because she has to interrupt at the weirdest times. Ill be talking and she just says random words not related to the conversation. Ill say its rainy outside and she'll go , " ITS BRAINING OUTSIDE" im always like why would i have said some weird shit like that it isnt even a word .
@Bootysmoothie9 ай бұрын
And it happens so often now I just walk off like you screwed up there it's like the sixth time today and she thinks it's hilarious then gets mad because i forgot shit because she can't shut up for a second and wait for 2 seconds for me to breathe . I love it when I get out of breath and she chews me out like I told her off by being asthmatic and tired . Ass
@desertsniper2310 ай бұрын
I can't get over the fact that Jake mispelled MAP
@thepizzaman806410 ай бұрын
3:00 Is the diarreha segment
@tubbysj110 ай бұрын
Love watching you guys, ya never fail to put a smile on my face! What game is the 2nd to last clip?
@MMuraseofSandvich7 ай бұрын
3:40 Alex: _right are we sharing passwords?_
@twinsen194910 ай бұрын
God bless whoever edits the spinning text whenever jake uses that shitty ability. It makes me crack my shit every time
@hannahbanana772310 ай бұрын
Fun fact! Diarrhea was considered one of the most beautiful words by non-english speakers!
@azuredragonofnether543310 ай бұрын
As an non-native English speaker, I disagree... I find discombobulation the most beautiful word.
@Rolagza10 ай бұрын
It doesn't even originate from English. It's ancient Greek, 'dia' (trough) 'rheo' (flow)
@couruu10 ай бұрын
@@Rolagza No word originates from English, it's all loanwords from other languages.
@nekomimicatears10 ай бұрын
@@couruuby this logic no word originates from any language. English has plenty of unique non-borrowed words.
@chaostiger140410 ай бұрын
A great video would all the times you guys talked about bees
@MalaTheAnimeLad10 ай бұрын
"if you declared independence" is fucking brilliant
@diogosousa769810 ай бұрын
I was very suprissed it's only 10 minutes and not a couple of hours 😂
@masonjayryder59883 ай бұрын
Alex's realization that it's in Spanish was hilarious. I didn't notice anything was wrong because it's my first language.
@insidiousenigma472210 ай бұрын
This is a surprisingly small compilation for a channel that has a Jonk
@llDACKll10 ай бұрын
1:23 this section is even better when you realize his "correct" spelling of diarrhea is also spelled wrong Edit: nevermind, didn't realize that was an American thing. Thanks for the note for us independence declarers!
@psivampire1310 ай бұрын
We have it the easy way lol
@rosinaferrari512810 ай бұрын
Anyone else wish we could get more vlogs on this channel?
@BloodyMobile9 ай бұрын
I absolutely love these episodes xD Can't wait for the butchering that 2024 will bring ❤
@mystronam56610 ай бұрын
Why'd Alex sound like Gordon Ramsay having a mental breakdown 😂
@doomtooth743 ай бұрын
"Spell map" Jake: "M-I-M-P" The fucks a mimp?!
@remberforgor3 ай бұрын
real small mime
@brownierecipeposter8 ай бұрын
4:35 pure British water
@RichiePootle2 ай бұрын
I like the Terry Pratchett spelling: direrear
@davialmeida444210 ай бұрын
They butcher english as naturally as Alex butchers the corpses
@humanbean511410 ай бұрын
You should just do an episode where Jake reads stuff out and everyone tries to find out what he's reading
@SuperSenshi10 ай бұрын
When you work as a kennel tech, you learn very quickly how to spell diarrhea. The way I remember it is D-I-A really runny (R-R) H-E-A
@777Libby10 ай бұрын
As some one who’s part French the French part hurts my soul a very tiny bit.
@Lumpe13372 ай бұрын
can somone tell me what the game at 5:48 is called? i have forgotten to add it to my co-op list for me and my friend but i can for the life of me not remember what it's called.
@iquote78062 ай бұрын
Wildermyth 🙂
@Lumpe13372 ай бұрын
@@iquote7806 Thanks
@Tigerpanzer666610 ай бұрын
we just say bottle of water or just water if your lazy which 99% just say that 4:38
@epicboy109sminecaft10 ай бұрын
What game are they playing at 2:00 ? Looks like killing floor but i cant tell
@TheAymeric5110 ай бұрын
Kf 2
@Sagano9610 ай бұрын
5:03 god damn my stomach xD
@dingleofthedongle95619 ай бұрын
Dia R Rhea - this is how I memorized it. The goddes R. Rhea - Diarrhea
@dingleofthedongle95619 ай бұрын
... later in life it became DIA - RR- HEA like a false social security or weird phone number. 3-2-3 dia rr hea
@TTHBLOX_10 ай бұрын
Thats some good butchershop sausagetalk
@varela438 ай бұрын
When you said clam slam i thought somthin else
@eleqilix10 ай бұрын
only real one's remember "oinoin"
@m4sherman37510 ай бұрын
What the hell did i miss? I havent watched in a month. I guess i shouldnt be suprised😂
@amyb72162 ай бұрын
What is the game in the first segment called?
@amyb72162 ай бұрын
Nvm, it is drift
@amyb72162 ай бұрын
Guess not
@malfolin10 ай бұрын
I like that every one of them spelled diarrhea wrong putting -h - after -ia - (and I thought it was diarreah)
i remember the spelling of diarrhea bc my niece's name is rhea. unfortunate that i remember her everytime i think of the word diarrhea but hey i can spell diarrhea!
@SilverFenixFyre10 ай бұрын
Wow. Gained a new sub for this vid alone. I'm dying 🤣 Thx yt algorithm
@TheMNWolf10 ай бұрын
Diarrrr ho-we-ah. That's how I remember how to spell it.
@hkdxforsaken10 ай бұрын
Good Morning
@DaysofKnight10 ай бұрын
3:55 That's why they don't know how to spell it. Ffs. "If you declared independence." Bruh, why y'all put a random fuckin' "o" in a word that doesn't say it? We took the "o" out 'cause we found it pointless. "Diarrhea" makes much more sense because that's how you say it, instead of "Diarr-HO-rea." "HO-rea." Really, "HO-rea?"
@paulduchamp473610 ай бұрын
You took the "o" out as well as many other letters because of the printing press, when printing was expensive and so removing letters made sense from a business point of view. Americans being barely read at the time internalised the new spelling and tada, you now have american english.
@EbonMaster10 ай бұрын
@@paulduchamp4736 couldn't most people in general not read at the time? lol
@mrmoosetachio10 ай бұрын
@@paulduchamp4736ironic you talk shit about Americans dumbing down English while simultaneously butchering every word with more than 2 syllables. 😂😂
@paulduchamp473610 ай бұрын
@@EbonMaster yes, which is why I find it hilarious that stupid above me took it so personally. To you dear moose, I'm typing with my phone and my finger keep pressing the wrong letters, and it was pissing me off, but I'll correct it sure
@paulduchamp473610 ай бұрын
@@mrmoosetachio I made one spelling error from pressing the wrong button, but I see that's the best you can contribute instead of realising that people being barely read at the time isn't an american only issue you doughnut
@nicolaszan184510 ай бұрын
Should play Project Zomboid, feels like they would have s lot of fun and make for good content
@flamehawk191310 ай бұрын
Doofer meant tv remote in my house, anyone else?
@The_Yuki_Hime10 ай бұрын
did no one notice jake spelt map as mimp?
@raythetiger770110 ай бұрын
WHAT KIND OF DOG DOESNT BARK??? i wanna know!!
@dr.bright627210 ай бұрын
They'll get there one day
@codystevenson31428 ай бұрын
9:58 tip of the forehead what you mean
@lexibyday950410 ай бұрын
none of them can spell the word for when you get the poops
@ricardojorge202610 ай бұрын
english : diarrhea; portuguese/ espanol: diarreia; german: durchfall 🤣
@RexxieGames6 ай бұрын
Need the one where Cath is playing worms and she babbles some incoherent jibberish that no one understands. I think it was during a charity stream?
@gabrielrauscher697610 ай бұрын
so a jonk episode? xD
@DeathcoredrummercalebBruta-b2f2 ай бұрын
This is just like how me and my bro treat each other just with a lot more racial slurs lol
@flymoolahman27639 ай бұрын
haahaha the way he spelt map
@promptedleek4829Ай бұрын
I'm surprised jonk is still alive given he seems to have a stroke every time he speaks
@CEPangolin7 ай бұрын
Has jake been checked for Dyslexia?
@durp915110 ай бұрын
Ah yes! A jonk compilation
@Nikotinbetyar10 ай бұрын
Alternate title: wpe being dislexic for 10 minutes
@gsestream5 ай бұрын
bottleohreal, you are worth it
@larryfoulke159610 ай бұрын
Maybe just say "Diare" it's simple,and if you going to doctor just add "A" 🏃♂️
@flyshadowwolf95859 ай бұрын
0:08 [REDACTED]s? I think we all know what he means.
@onerxowns220210 ай бұрын
Please play LETHAL COMPANY
@noodlecat195510 ай бұрын
They already have! There's no highlights video like this one yet, but you can watch the livestreams.
@onerxowns220210 ай бұрын
@@noodlecat1955 Thank you
@onerxowns220210 ай бұрын
@@noodlecat1955 I didn't find LETHAL COMPANY on their twitch channel. Are you lyng by chance?
@Koniving10 ай бұрын
It's Diarrhea in American English.
@robotrix10 ай бұрын
No more SIMS from the look of it. But then the last few haven't made it onto the playlist because they're all just sounds of spazzing over dogs as they piss on yhe floor, I'm guessing.
@christophersvanevik9710 ай бұрын
I may have Norwegain, Scottish and American genes but my english is still bæd
@BALLSAHERTNinc10 ай бұрын
Legends 🍺
@prjndigo9 ай бұрын
We'rewoofs.
@stevenbuzinkai76710 ай бұрын
Gabby: *Wonderful loving gf to Jake.* Also Gabby(to Jake): BEEEEEEE BETTEEEEEEEEEEER!
@DramaticFlora10 ай бұрын
My brain word no good but word betterer then them
@levifoster563910 ай бұрын
English are my 6th language...
@SiSiWilde10 ай бұрын
Lol
@tylorlinley778310 ай бұрын
You all can not spell diarrhoea that is funny 😂😂😂😂😂