Farming Simulator but we have NO idea what we're doing

[@the-kumasu]

"Help" "where are you?" "I'm stuck in the roof" can confirm, this is indeed an average day on an American farm

[@masterb2130]

"Step-farmer help! I'm stuck in the roof!"

[@gzhark]

Is that a suacide joke?

[@masterb2130]

@@gzhark no

[@mello6311]

@@gzhark No, sometimes farmers just genuinely get stuck on the roof. Doin your own roof repairs or preparing for different seasons can lead to some precarious situations.

[@bigtris3251]

Similar situation here in Australia

[@thetinywizard]

As an actual farmer this video causes me great amounts of pain at the incompetence of all of you. Keep it up!

[@brandonfulstone7628]

I'm not even a farmer and it caused me some pain

[@mechadrake]

I am one too, paused on 0:49 to comment :D done terrifying suggestion to give them tractor driving opportunities, while they are in a crash on screen :D My life is a joke, comments are too

[@hansmuller7242]

I'm not a farmer, but my friends are, so they thought me some stuff about it. All of their videos were fun, or caused a very little pain cuz it was still funny. But this video, this was the biggest pain i've ever had while watching their video.

[@mechadrake]

@Mister Grimm well, actually, they can't be worse than my father has empleyed couple of goons Also we need cuople more goons on harvest, and if they would work sober, that is a huge bonus! :D

[@thebluedragon07]

Check out Clarkson’s Farm on Prime Video and watch a tv show host try his hand at farming. You’ll get plenty of laughs out of it.

[@farmingcaptain3016]

First off, "We only made 33 grand?!" Yes, welcome to farming. We are the richest poorest people out there. Second off, as a farmer irl, this was extremely hilarious but even more painful to watch.

[@bigtris3251]

Exactly everyone else sees the pay check and thinks we're rich but they don't realise the amount of work and money put in as well as the fact that may be the only money we gain for weeks or months

[@penguingamer9882]

Woah! 73,000 dollars a year!?! that's insane!!1!1!!!! Ya know what else is insane? waiting for months until the crops are ready to harvest, miliions of dollars of equipment used to harvest, seed and fertilize the feild, and that money getting split up between the 13 people that helped and the huge maintainence builds on the heavy equipment. Sure, the farm might have a total net worth in the millions, but the net worth is all the equipment instead of the money actually made by the farm.

[@thegeneralissimo470]

Whatcha growing this year?

[@farmingcaptain3016]

@@thegeneralissimo470 I forget how many acres of each but the usual for my area. Corn, soybeans, and winter wheat. We just finished all of our planting including replant about two weeks ago just like everyone else around.

[@farmingcaptain3016]

@@penguingamer9882 I'll more than likely be in the same boat as a bunch of other people trying to get a scholarship for school. To the government it looks like we should be able to cover everything just fine and live extravagant. But in reality if they walk the land we have and see our equipment, they'll understand where the money is

[@lewistac6108]

The more I see Cath cathing everything, the more respect I have for Ellis' patience.

[@squatchhammer7215]

He does deal with Jake as welll.......

[@jamespingal2809]

I'm just not surprised when the Livestream if off, Ellis just screaming and wailing at Cath for being incompetent, then for some reason, there was an article about it and we're here just going "you don't say?"

[@WelshGiraffa]

Think it also helps that Cath is Welsh we can be genuine good company even when trying someone’s patience….mostly just don’t hang around a really dedicated rugby crowd during rugby season

[@kbrelax1353]

Ellis: 'I'm very calm.' 3 seconds later Ellis: 'CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!!'

[@armandpeanutspinou3430]

@@WelshGiraffa Just dont hang around dedicated sports fan crowd anywhere in the world

[@killysilence8293]

You can literally feel the pain and fear from Cath when she couldn't figure out how to feed the sheep. That hurt a little. Poor Cath.

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

"feed"

[@Z0RR0NINJA]

Spent £1 million, made £33k, yep that sounds exactly like farming, welcome to the shit show, now imagine that but IRL, it's depressing...

[@JMJ5070]

Man, if you have 33k, you're lucky.

[@crysisrevelation6132]

I can see why industrial hydroponics is gaining so much traction lately as a result.

[@mightymo7852]

Gets worse if its a dairy farm

[@selenagamya1612]

The farming industry would never survive without government subsidies, let's be honest here.

[@JMJ5070]

@@selenagamya1612 the problem is that the intermediaries crush us more than you can imagine. Add the tractor's loan, the fuel price, etc...

[@openthinker6562]

4:12 Fun fact: the US approached the French after they designed one of the first tanks, the Renault FT-17, and asked to acquire the plans. The Americans then rejected it because they didn’t use each other’s metric vs imperial, and the US literally backed out because of that

[@thewielder3445]

Classic American's. They have to feel special when compared to the rest of the world, even if they have to use archaic and inferior systems of measurement to do it.

[@keladwynsolkas]

@@thewielder3445 Funny you want to act all superior when you can’t even correctly apply apostrophes.

[@thewielder3445]

@@keladwynsolkas Ah yes. One grammatical error from one guy on KZbin completely negates the fact that America uses inferior measurement systems, then act like that makes them better than everyone else.

[@christianfreedom-seeker2025]

🤣😁 Sounds about right!

[@armandpeanutspinou3430]

@@thewielder3445 And then they force their stupid Fahrenheit ovens on us canadians

[@orionstone1280]

Jake "i know ellis im going forward!" Also Jake going left and right and NOT forward

[@march5057]

"You're making me need a stress poo" is so much funnier with that accent

[@dunnoreally1060]

4:44 Cath sounds like she got scolded by a parent Top notch stuff as always

[@brantontucker6734]

3:11 you know we have gabby and her muttley laugh, well now have Ellis with the seagull laugh

[@openthinker6562]

If these guys ever make a farm, imma quickly set up a farming equipment store next door. With luck, a visit or two from Cath would be enough to make up for the costs 😉

[@Rycefun]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

Sure, you'll be rich. But you'll also have stuck and toppled tractors lying all in, around, and on your property that you need construction cranes to lift out. Is that life really worth it? Oh, not to mention you'll have to drive in the same vicinity as the WPE crew, and there's no insurance company willing to cover that.

[@evolad2463]

5:49 well thats gonna be my notification sound when i order something thanks ellis XD

[@rans0mware]

Jake: *Driving like an average "sober" European* Also Jake: "I'M GOING FORWARD!"

[@stonerkebab9498]

trying to diss Europeans but being unable to spell it is 200IQ

[@Homeless_Pigeon]

Average sober pennsylvanian*

[@DanteSuper95]

I have been seeing this phrase a lot lately... Do people use sober to say drunk or am i missing the expression? Because sober is the opposite of drunk

[@rans0mware]

@@DanteSuper95 Sober is the opposite of drunk yes. But I added quotation marks, as I meant it in sarcasm, cuz we Europeans like to drink a lot. A lot a lot. So our "Sober" is sometimes US "Wasted" or "Drunk af"

[@rans0mware]

@@stonerkebab9498 not a diss actually, I take it as a compliment personally. And yea thanks for pointing it out to me, I do tend to make mistakes when trying to type fast

[@scotginger4690]

Being Welsh and liking sheep, name a more iconic duo.

[@demonstone0]

Being from New Zealand and liking sheep

[@scotginger4690]

@@demonstone0 also being from the North of Scotland and liking sheep is another one.

[@gansetsukon]

Being Peruvian and liking alpacas

[@scotginger4690]

@@ThePhantomStinker Shhh man, you don't want to summon them.

[@zeron9683]

@@scotginger4690 FBI! OPEN UP!

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

Who knew being a farmer was so much fun.🤣 I want to know what d&d show Gabby went too.

[@bumblebeesh]

We went to NADDPOD live 👏

[@marciliojunior9599]

0:30 the mix between a anger and confusion

[@squatchhammer7215]

0:04 Well now we know that Cath hasn't heard of Jake's finishing noise...

[@jammyhorizon1771]

Was Cath in that clip? I didn't hear a Welsh accent.

[@NSG-1551]

@@jammyhorizon1771 im guessing they're meaning gabby and not cath

[@justguy-4630]

[8:39(and a half)] "Uh-Ellis, I'm ready to receive.. uh.. your.. seed" - Jake/Jonk

[@gawdawful7970]

I can just imagine one of the workers at the store going outside for a smoke break and seeing someone stuck in their roof, defying gravity, with 3 people just pointing and laughing at them. "Yup, it's definitely Thursday"

[@willclark7197]

Even watching the funny moments is just as chaotic is watching the streams

[@mossyproductions7451]

Ellis: Why is there an $800,000 charge on my credit card? Cath: But dad, I'm a material girl Ellis: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! That's what 5:49 reminded me of

[@96Lumina]

1:46 *VERY* sneaky plug on the side of the harvester, clever editor

[@notgood1321]

I never noticed that, I've been watching for 2 months.

[@daisyperez9390]

2:35 cath being the most mature there

[@Carnax6969]

It's been a while since these vids had Ellis rage in it, lately he looks like he's been having too much fun with the group. It's like an old long time friend that you haven't seen in a while.

[@ManuelSRocha]

6:45 The first uncensored one in a while. XD

[@Shadow-ms2yb]

Jake, when you have a trailer in tow... drive straight and the trailer will automatically straighten itself behind you. It's like a snake, the tail will follow your exact movements.

[@mathewmaggio5110]

Congrats to Nick, because that was the most smooth and subtle "Subscribe to the channel" yet, well done mate

[@robertjames6936]

Cath is simultaneously so precious but also a menace.

[@sambond500]

What the hell did I just watch, Alex slurping seeds, a seagul complaining bout money and a weird bee getting stuck in the roof, it must be another WPE episode. And another thing I like how Cath makes Elise so mad so fast.

[@nyanninja2324]

saw this and immediately thought: ‘this’ll be good!’ XD

[@fletch2772]

Ad 2 hasn't even finished yet and I know there's gonna be mass anger about whether or not a field has been plowed

[@fletch2772]

Followed by either Jake or Alex plowing a planted field and costing hundreds of dollars

[@fletch2772]

Well turns out I was wrong

[@Terastas]

5:20 Well, she only asked if he needed one. She never said she would give him one. "Jake, do you need brain surgery?" "Uh, yes." (pause) "Are you going to give me some?"

[@LugiatheOceanGuardian]

“Farming Simulator but we have absolutely NO idea what we are doing”? I believe you mean “Farming Simulator but it’s a Typical WPE Video”!

[@SkyfurDaCat89]

"Yeah we just sold our first load of crops!" Yeah well, I was laughing when y'all said that, so all I saw in the captions was "Yeah we just sold our first load of crack!" LMFAO

[@Microgamer-yf1vk]

At 3:00 when they started singing the flight of the valkyries a hellacopter flew over me.

[@skylerhembra9023]

2:30 made me laugh

[@Response1980]

" I need a strees poo 💩 " I'm dead 😭 💀 🤣

[@LockheartCrow]

1:40 Wow Jake made a clever joke!

[@VentureCAM]

As a seasoned (no pun intended) veteran, with 4K hours and a real farmer, I love seeing these videos of people doing things that are so silly and seem impossible to me to ever mistakenly do, but I always remind myself “if I knew nothing about farming and was given the option to mess with tons of cool looking machinery, I ABSOLUTELY would”. Great video, keep it up!

[@codyscorner2.082]

0:30 came back just to flex that I’m 14 and I HAVE DRIVEN A TRACOR

[@Sam-h6u9d]

Is a member of your family a farmer or something?

[@matthewbrooks5470]

1:42 John Deere is rising in his grave

[@HenryL-bl7yn]

3:16 a few seconds after welcome to farming Ellis laugh hysterically😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sgtwhisker26]

You guys need to put “tractor mistress” on a shirt 🤣

[@Interweblurker]

Im not even an actual farmer or gardener IRL and THIS video still caused me severe mental pain, good job and keep making stuff like this!

[@Eugene_Black]

2:19 when you thought it was a simple challenge but it turns out to be a punishment for being the big loser

[@gamingwithaustin318]

I’m a farming sim semi-veteran and this video is the best beginner play through I’ve seen, the “WE ONLY MADE 33 GRAND?!” and the “YOU SPENT 130 GRAND ON A TRACTOR?!” was the best parts, this is the first and only farming sim video that made me want to play the game again, just for the nostalgia.

[@iastudio8734]

1:20 the amount of times my friends and I have done this not paying attention to screen and accidentally having a head on while doing stuff is stupid

[@MrEgg93]

Lmao never let this channel die! Best little spice of comedy every week or so

[@geedub88]

"No idea what we're doing". Isn't that just every game? 🤣🤣🤣

[@daanbos5918]

Here in the Netherlands if you get a scooter driving license you are allowed to drive a tractor on public road but if you want to drive a car you still need a car license

[@turdburger9947]

As a regular on multiplayer for fs22. This is about as normal as it gets. Props to yall for how funny you can make such an amazing game. Hope to see more of this.

[@KayveePlays]

7:05. Honestly. I thought the hole was on the back of Jake's head.

[@majormoron605]

Cath was VERY invested in her sheep...

[@wowkir]

I will HAPPILY watch more Farming Simulator videos with you guys. This made me laugh like nothing else could all week!

[@devinpierce6854]

3:39 god i hate my mind sometimes, thought it was a euphemism for a bit.

[@wintermoon6218]

3:35 This bit, boiling hot dogs in a kettle, must be like some sort of insult to the English/British. When the video of the kettle with the hot dogs came up on the screen, I tried not to laugh too loud because my husband was streaming. 🤣🤣😂😂

[@MrUfui92]

I just wanna say, you channel have always manage to brighten my day. While I can't what livestream I just wanna say Thank you all.

[@JTW8414]

1:52 Duetz Fahr Topliner? More like "Like and subscribe idiots"

[@KanekiAtOtaku]

I was dying the whole video 😂. So glad I found you all!

[@imperiumcommentingnetwork4677]

I come from a long line of farmers and ranchers, and I found this absolutely hilarious. Keep it up!

[@kiravatheargonian]

Drunk Scot + Stoned American = Brownies with enough butter in them to give an elephant a heart attack. Drunk Scot + Drunk Frenchperson = _unintelligible European Screeching._ Drunk Scot + Drunk Newzealander = *Boiling hot dogs in a tea kettle*

[@Anonymus-ih7yb]

6:39 This made me irrationally angry. Going steering look to steering lock, do you drive your f*cking car like that too?

[@icyrasnow807]

for someone that has played farming simulator '11, '15, '17, '19, and '22 and knowing the game inside out, it brings me great joy and frustration that you all, who know nothing about it, can mess it up this badly. good job and keep it up

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

Ellis is definitely emanating Kaleb levels of rage and annoyance at the incompetence of the WPE crew. Also, HOT DOGS BOILED IN A KETTLE??!!! WTF????!!!!!

[@BanjawPlays]

30 seconds in and I’m already laughing 😂

[@Klisss]

Yes! The Farming Simulator! Been watching the vods of these in the livestream archive and safe to say it made me wheeze

[@sheppard122]

Been playing Farming Simulator since 2013. This was the funniest video by far lmfao, keep it up lads!

[@Iambender0811]

Farming simulator. One of the games I didn't think you guys would ever play but here we are.

[@calumdeighton]

You guys need Clarkson and Kaleb to help out.

[@jimskywaker4345]

they do

[@jammyhorizon1771]

That's the type of farming chaos I like.

[@therealcrisis8439]

I'm honestly quite impressed by Jakes absolute and utter inability to drive in a straight line. It's like he has a natural aversion to to doing this (among other things).

[@buhbuhzed623]

God I wish I was there to help with the farming, it was hilarious and painful at the same time, I love this channel

[@redrawnation6072]

The entirety of the 5:25 marker was the most unfortunate thing I've ever witnessed in a WPE youtube video and thats saying something. 😓😓😓

[@DemonChisae3112]

Thank you guys so much! Not been a great week for me mentally cause of life but watching you guys always make me laugh and brighten my mood so again thank you for just being yourselves ❤️

[@D3athAng3l1977]

as someone who has been playing farming simulator for ages...you guys and girls are absolutely amazing..i love it :D

[@rachelg2239]

i don't know who your editor is but I can legit say your channel has the BEST editing ever. Thank you for blessing us with these masterpieces!

[@justyouramateuryoutuber]

3:03 4:39 5:25 The moments Ellis malds over money are priceless!

[@JMJ5070]

and the price are lower than IRL, keep that in mind :/

[@Thakket]

I love that I get this fantastic bullshittery on my birthday, thanks guys

[@VonSketcher]

7:52 I mean realistically you could, just I wouldn't drive it as the engine block becomes aggressive.

[@Dryghtendanitsu]

There is something so unhinged about the phrase 'frenzied slurping', it gives 'starving pig' or 'abomination to science learns about melted ice cream mixed with raw sewage' energy.

[@Daktangle]

1:37 Ex MP Neil Parish. >.>

[@kiravatheargonian]

I was having a bad day until i heard 1:07 🤣🤣🤣

[@zoeythemoth]

Classic Alex lol

[@ricardotejada111]

Omg, I just love Gabby's personality

[@AWildYamYam]

Plant yer seeds in that there field, ooooooh yeah, make em REAAAAAAAAL fertile

[@ISAFMobius18]

Farming Simulator, the only game where you dont know what to do to have fun (and cause a world wide food shortage). Great vid guys. im a big fan and player of Farming Sim so awesome to see more content creators getting into it. If oyu need any help or advice, im your Farm Hand!

[@henrikhyrup3995]

I haven't seen so much chaos in a FS video since GrayStillPlays started messing with the settings...

[@doommageddon]

Man I love how these guys can make literally any game super fun and entertaining to watch

[@FaizanAkhtar-o1n]

Rrr

[@chrisplettuce]

lmao I love that jake is THAT SPECIAL He cant manage to drive in a straight line!

[@gawdawful7970]

I just recently found you guys on here, and I gotta say, thanks for all the laughs. I've gotta start watching you guys (and gals) on twitch.

[@FaizanAkhtar-o1n]

Rrrr

[@PrinceLuigii]

Oh yeah, Gabby and Jake like made for each other. Just love how they bounce off each other in commentary

[@flying_fish-_-7069]

Gabby driving past Jake, reminds of New Yorkers driving past each other. Only without the "Fack" yous thrown in

[@mr.hartwood7121]

This is honestly one of my favorite WPE videos

[@dustbite5718]

I don't know what it is with Farming Simulator but this game really brings out y'all's weird side, in the best way possible

[@randomnames404]

They play it exclusively on friday, i think it's the burnout from the rest of the week.

[@dfishify]

This is easily one of the funniest videos you lot have ever made... Two thumbs up :D

[@Son7of7Thunder]

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" 😂😂

[@karmesteymusic]

This has gotta be one of my favourite videos you guys have done, I really hope y’all come back to this game.

[@killjoy420lk]

Just wanted to let you guys know that when I see a wpe vid it's a no brainer, I click, I watch, I happy. Keep up the good work guys. Much love from Oregon U.S.A.

[@yakudo6699]

As a person who has been playing forming simulator for about 10 years, this is somehow the least painful video I've seen on it

[@dyingfyre9688]

Close your eyes at clip 6:20 and just let you imagination run wild

[@anderssrensen7533]

okay that made me laugh so hard, thanks for shinning up my day, a well deserved tumbs up

[@vistry2036]

"i just wanted to help my sheep :( " is such a Welshy Cath thing to say 😂