Don't bother with equipment mate, just slap a toilet seat on top and you're sorted! :D
@ernestpaul24845 жыл бұрын
The irony in this whole debacle was the player Scott Sterlin, the AMD 178B vheeled weichle on your team, asking if YOU could be more useless.
@KOS7624 жыл бұрын
Does the AMD realize, he was in a useless position, out of cover, out of view range, AFK like tactics... then....without a single movement...the AMD was dead. I Don't think ANYONE could have been more useless than that AMD. GJ Scott Sterlin.... nice name BTW..... Did you use your Creative mind, when you came up with that name??? or was it your Mom?
@skorpion71323 жыл бұрын
The even greater irony is that he was driving the precursers of the freaking EBR. which means you know EXACTLY what type of people you're dealing with.
@briarhugo36503 жыл бұрын
Sorry to be so off topic but does any of you know a way to get back into an Instagram account?? I somehow lost the login password. I would love any help you can give me.
@onyxquinton8383 жыл бұрын
@Briar Hugo Instablaster :)
@jeremycrowley86285 жыл бұрын
watching clause try to sneak up on a dead JG for 3 minutes.....PRICELESS!!!!!
@victor-uranium5 жыл бұрын
I stopped playing WOT a bit back. Since then I've been sleeping better, I'm less stressed and I've saved money. I can't say I've missed wargaming's monetization practices either.
@gaustadtpanzer36065 жыл бұрын
Yes FINALLY someone else agrees with me! I did the same thing as well. I switched games and played Armored Warfare instead and found NO bias to any nation, armor that can work right, no stupid gold charges for something that should be free, IE Barracks, Training of crew to 100% and Garage slots! Players should not be punished for playing a game they enjoy playing. Oh the RNG is actually a lot less. Most times the shit you shoot you hit!
@MrWoWgaming5 жыл бұрын
i also feel lot more relaxed and stressfree now that i havent played for a while. Every time i get back i almost het a heart attack from the stress i get when my team is a bunch of morons.
@Zt3v35 жыл бұрын
@@gaustadtpanzer3606 You switched to Armored Warfare? Didn't they shut down the NA server because PVP population disappeared? I love AW when it was in Beta, it was super fun. I thought it was basically just a PVE game now though. (and I found PVE boring) .
@madhatter38m5 жыл бұрын
I too have gave up on this shitfest of a game. Was never very good and it's just too unforgiving to average players.... Not a unicum, and the toxic dead players that want to analyze my every mistake as I play just got old. Not fun... Sad cause I love tanks in general...
@sdcgnojhmr87555 жыл бұрын
@@madhatter38m I'm just about there. I say, play whatever is still fun, Armored Warfare, Warthunder, etc. Heck, I still play Wargaming's World of Warplanes and I know others that migrated to Warships from WOT....whatever, but this, this, WOT game is just unfun now....it is sad because I, too, love tanks.
@v3n0mrzr15 жыл бұрын
Claus, I've warned you before about making disparaging comments about GREAT Britain and her fine inhabitants, yes the CGC sucks and carries a gun but my god does it look majestic doing so
@davidmoore87415 жыл бұрын
I've had more majestic shits than this pos
@Ed-ty1kr4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Only the Brits can muster the creative engeneering to slap together something as "unique" as the Chirchill Gun Carriah...
@TroaBarton5 жыл бұрын
With the evidence on display here, I’m going to play all of my tanks with a 50% crew from now on.
@dragoneer595 жыл бұрын
LOL! Best learning moment ever? Watching Churchill GC replay, and having it pointed out that there is a moving train on the map! ROFL! Thanks, Claus!! :D :D
@josephna44035 жыл бұрын
I believe this tank was slapped together after Dunkirk because they feared an invasion after they lost all their equipment on the beaches and Almost their Army too
@jeroenherlaar83085 жыл бұрын
You leave me in tears and belly cramps with your rant....
@vaikkalauri23005 жыл бұрын
klaus waisted 3minutes on dead jgpanzer😂😂 m44 killed him and klaus didnt notice😆 i never laughed so much
@tamasberki77585 жыл бұрын
"What a muppet, who is this guy? Just use the **cking minimap! God sake. I can't understand why people dont use their minimaps. What are you doing?" Oh its Claus and he's propably saing "Hey you, come closer" The icecream liks back...
@CommanderTato5 жыл бұрын
who is that blonde?
@morstyrannis19515 жыл бұрын
A lot of spewage this morning. I spewed coffee all over my lap top. If Claus is going to continue with these "Magnificent Churchill Gun Carrier" rants, I may need to get a Sony Toughbook with a waterproof screen and keyboard.
@Pengajim5 жыл бұрын
Since you didn't give any hearts out for yesterday's video, you have to play this tank, exclusively, for a month.
5 жыл бұрын
06:20 - "That's why this tank is in there: to STOP you of switching lines". And this is why THIS is the no bull_ _ _ _ channel! He says the painful TRUTH!!!
@Szalami5 жыл бұрын
"Play chequers, play chess, read a book, HAVE A GOOD SHIT, sneeze!" Claus Kellerman, quality life advices!
@kevinabbott38905 жыл бұрын
When you were doing 8kph, even a 50% speed buff would've taken it to a whopping 12kph. That would move it from the slowest tank in the game to still the slowest tank in the game.
@derekjinks56405 жыл бұрын
"stop exploding, you cowards!" - Captain Zapp Brannigan, to his own troops, Futurama. peace (from the UK)
@kltr0075 жыл бұрын
Hey Claus, The Curchil GC has obviously a scecret stat. I saw literally hundreds of your vids, and in none of them you have more fun when you finally hit someone. q.e.d.
@Lupi33z5 жыл бұрын
the old SU-152 vid he has some fun :) the GC plays kind of similar actually
@neoladams85195 жыл бұрын
Claus kellerman merch hat reads "Am i in the bush, is it bushy???"
@liamjacquire26155 жыл бұрын
I played the Churchill GAME CARRIER to finish an Excalibur mission with honours, I will never doubt this vehicle again, it is a force to be reckoned with!
5 жыл бұрын
Drives a zero gun traverse vehicle... kills a wheelie. Claus... YOU'RE A LEGEND!!!
@Cattulus005 жыл бұрын
old quickybaby must love you, you love to flip him shit...lol, keep it up....
@KillaConJaro Жыл бұрын
Over 3 years later and I've found a treasure of Claus suffering for our enjoyment! #BringBackTheChurchillGC
@peterashton75225 жыл бұрын
It's a poor workman who blames his tools. Painful experience...for ME!
@generalpublic37445 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing on the CGC is a large bulls eye target on the top of the turret to make it easier for enemy SPG's to take it out. ;)
@tigertanktoo5 жыл бұрын
15:38, "the Churchill Gun Carrier absorbed that shot". Yeah with his FACE. LOL. That made me laugh so hard It brought tears to my eyes.
@blatherama5 жыл бұрын
That moment in the second game when Claus finally snapped. I blame the stationary vield wheicle.
@dragoneer595 жыл бұрын
Starting at 45:10 we have the "explosive cackle laugh" (TM) of Claus, followed by the squeaks and creeks of his chair. Now, replay to yourself the 6 seconds after 45:10 just to hear all of those "sound effects" *and* imagine the sounds of his chair emulate the actual sounds of the driver's seat of the Churchill GC and his cackle laugh is that of the GC driver. Do not be drinking a hot beverage as you do so! :D :D
@onkarruikar5 жыл бұрын
It's more of a gun basket...
@yankee13765 жыл бұрын
Weaponized dumpster
@petern19385 жыл бұрын
It's not 'switching' lines, it's a short cut to the TD line - then you carry one grinding both heavies and TDs.
@davep75895 жыл бұрын
'YOUR WHOLE FREAKIN FOREHEAD IS EXPOSED LIKE AN IDIOT!' xD i love your rants
@jeskasper5 жыл бұрын
LOL. That Grille at the end. "Kill denied, No Fun For You"!
@maxxlr8tion5785 жыл бұрын
that tank can usually be found at one of these 4 positions on basically any map; A1, A0, K1, K0.... which, to be fair, makes since. you need to as far away as possible with that tiny gun travel
@SuperMikalauskas5 жыл бұрын
Claus + game-raging = hilariousness
@captainkyrkis29084 жыл бұрын
2 things. 1st Your situational awareness on the JG.PZ. IV was awesome ;P and 2nd playing this tank in WarThunder was a whole other experience, i loved it
@hansdegroot6525 жыл бұрын
Claus, it is just WG that removed all support spots for td's form the game so you hardly have anything to shoot anymore. This tank is not great and pretty boring but when patient it can surprise the heck out of enemies with it's pen. Try to find spots where you don not have to aim from left to right al the time. that does not work very well
@BrokenhornKT5 жыл бұрын
That is the Only Brith tank I havn't researched lol. I had a friend who did the grind, all he did was set it on auto drive and wait to die. LOL we would just use him as bait lol. Im going to use blueprints to finish the dam thing so i would have to play one game in it. LOL
@mickleblade5 жыл бұрын
Province is a fab map for blind shooting, all you need is a KV2 or arty. Lakeville too, there's 3 obvious spots for a low TD, and you're worth 200 gold.
@Quenstar5 жыл бұрын
For my first 63 games in the Churchill GC, I had over 50% win rate. I didn't spend any gold, or use premium ammo. But you're right about all its drawbacks. Find the right camping spot.
@XtreeM_FaiL5 жыл бұрын
This got a massive buff some time a go. Enemy did not blind shot you. It is just that the tank suck so much that it suck enemy shells in mid air.
@josiptijanic73895 жыл бұрын
Next t-shirt shuld have word WOT ARE YOU DOING 🤣
@penninegreen59094 жыл бұрын
Crying by the end, awesome commentary! Thank you and stay safe.
@Shauma_llama5 жыл бұрын
You know those crew training bonus books we got a few days ago? I carefully contemplated how I would use them. Wouldn't want to waste them. After a few days the answer came to me like a bolt from heaven -- the Churchill GC. Yup, that's what I buffed. 😎
@Lupi33z5 жыл бұрын
"the difference is astronomical!" - LOL, Claus sounds like Bernie Sanders in that character
@mikepomeroy1535 жыл бұрын
OMG!! You made me belly laugh with this video!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love your vids!! Keep up the great work!
@josephna44035 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, the next video in rotation was "How to Improve Your Win Rate", by Claus Kellerman
@Greendyes_E5 жыл бұрын
No matter what, WOT(blitz), War thunder or IRL, I just cannot hear "Churchill Gun Carrier" without Squire talking about it lmfao
@michaelgeddes21945 жыл бұрын
Major rant @ 22:00 mins hahaha, & the reason you are doin this is simples you are a sadomasochists & we love it. oh ps bonus sick duck sounds from Claus again.
@andyreid72745 жыл бұрын
How were you spotted? Object 279E! JK, Churchilk GC!
@hrfjio74554 жыл бұрын
6:00 love your explanation
@michaelzrust4265 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the wheeled vehicle which was camping at base the whole game and then died told you if you can be more useless :D
@almouton35585 жыл бұрын
That was a very long laugh. Thank you!!
@neoladams85195 жыл бұрын
The next Claus Kellerman merch shirt says " Are you Fuking kidding me???"
@psychozulu5 жыл бұрын
when the veeled wehicle that sat in the open until he died talks shot on the guy who is still alive. Priceless
@neog_29785 жыл бұрын
I came so fast to this video I came too when I saw THE ALMIGHTY GAME CARRIER
@Straswa5 жыл бұрын
Great vid Guido. Yeah the Churchill GC needs more help.
@matthewandrews90525 жыл бұрын
Does skill have 100% MOE on this tank?
@Bynk3335 жыл бұрын
Sure. :-) Its one of his best tanks. :-)
@hirokjyotideka55715 жыл бұрын
Yes. Anything above tier 4. Except arties.
@milkweed855 жыл бұрын
@@hirokjyotideka5571 Wait... You have every single tank 3MOE??!!!! Except Arties. lol
@metalmicky99405 жыл бұрын
CLAUS, YIPPEEEE My favorite tank LOL. "Shout out to you buddy"
@ocean_monster15 жыл бұрын
Claus, your silver tongue and smooth salesmanship sealed the deal. I've already ground everything in British techtree except meds and arties, but I decided to buy Churchill I. Took me a few days of grinding and now I'm the proud owner the Churchill Game Carrier. So far, I'm loving it, except the gun traverse. It's like the johnson of a jewish man right after his bar mitzvah- you don't want do swing your gun to sides at all, because it's painful as fuck.
@defiantraven79155 жыл бұрын
Churchill GC.... Where the GC stands to Go Claus.
@gangfire59325 жыл бұрын
Five excellent carries, thanks Claus. This thing is so OP; won't be surprised when they make it a premium tank.
@lhereticl5 жыл бұрын
Playing with Claus in many Strongholds, there are soo many of his scout vehicles in the lake on lakeville, I am surprised he just can't drive across the lake at this point.
@camero_11105 жыл бұрын
Had dinner feeling good! Love the vids mate! Lol 😂
@salhofer5 жыл бұрын
You are simply the best, Claus!
@petern19385 жыл бұрын
I think the guy who said 'Could you be more useless?' had it about right. I don't think it suits your play-style Claus....lol.
@Thurgosh_OG5 жыл бұрын
Well the correct answer to the AMD driver should have been, "No, I'm not you".
@sharpnote14805 жыл бұрын
Indecisive is what this video is all about!
@josephna44035 жыл бұрын
I watched this video...and got "BoneUsed"....Scratch that off My Bucket List
@edsonkidwell252210 ай бұрын
GUN CARRIER IS HYSTERICAL FUNNY SCHEISSEN BUDDY LOVE IT bonus feature thing one and two nearly drowned on my coffee
@quentinvaughan76405 жыл бұрын
According to Tank Encyclopedia about Churchill GC: "none of the Gun Carrier vehicles ever saw active service or combat". Given the piles of crap my country operationally fielded in WW2, this must have been truly a prize piece of crap in the day.
@davethompson33265 жыл бұрын
Look up the assessment of the Valiant "The trial report made several conclusions. Firstly, it was noted that the basic design of the vehicle was at fault in so many respects that there would be no useful purpose in its continued development or trials. A major concern made in the report was also that the vehicle was entirely unsafe to be put on the road and would present a danger to other road users. These limitations, as well as the technical limitations of the suspension, were seen to render any favourable points of the wishbone suspension system as “utterly valueless”. Due to the vehicle being undrivable beyond 13 miles (21km), the team stated that it would be unfair to expect anyone to risk the injuries that are presented to the driver." www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/gb/A38-valiant.php
@quentinvaughan76405 жыл бұрын
@@davethompson3326 Yes - David Fletcher of the Tank Museum absolutely buries it in his 5 Worst British Tanks YT. Perhaps WG will introduce it to make the new British light tanks look less crap?
@tomhirons74755 жыл бұрын
LOL gotta be one the best ever vids Claus,i was in tears laughing lol, love ya man.
@jar57495 жыл бұрын
Churchill GC is my favourite TD 😡
@robhiles66605 жыл бұрын
What are you doing? Churchill carries s gun! All the way to the scene of the explosion!
@sumfeller735 жыл бұрын
Wow, your Gun Carrier Rage kicked in pretty quickly.
@0ToleranceX5 жыл бұрын
Use your left and right movement keys to turn the tank, not your mouse. Saves time and allows for quicker target acquisition.
@Cancun7715 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects the Churchill Gun Carrier!1
@cristianb90915 жыл бұрын
The list is gonna change soon, 6 german tanks and 4 british lights coming soon on this list LOL
@jackee-is-silent29385 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the Churchill Gun Carrier will be some place on the list too.
@chrisyip_colabear5 жыл бұрын
The Churchill GC will ALWAYS on the list~
@josephna44035 жыл бұрын
The Churchill GC is only 3rd? What is worse??
@adambizi28725 жыл бұрын
I love watching this series.....
@craigjewel45395 жыл бұрын
Claus you are a word smith for our time. Or maybe just a honest observer. This feels closer to your roots. I watch The Biggest Asshole episode 34 whenever I need a good laugh. "Fuck bottom tier". Keep on keepin' on.
@kens320525 жыл бұрын
It's a "Sniper Schnitzel" of a tank.
@markrussell44495 жыл бұрын
Claus plays St emil gets depressed. Claus contemplates playing CGC - even more depressed. An this is only third worst. May I suggest for the worserer tanks you get some nice lady give you a "massage" before playing and get a happy end in at the start. Then you'll be mellow and chilled...
@peteoburrito9205 жыл бұрын
Claus I’m sorry I couldn’t watch the entirety of the Churchill game carrier video but I can leave a comment asking to feature my jag tiger kolobanovs medal replay😘
@Jeff13R2 жыл бұрын
Have you tried playing the gc as a heavy? If u 45° u can bounce a lot point blank.
@michaelflorin21115 жыл бұрын
As allways he shoot last shoot to the left. Hilirius
@plektosgaming5 жыл бұрын
It's a TOG I. Not a TOG II. A TOG I. As in you took all that was good about the TOG II and halved it. Nasty, Nasty thing. Also "I'm not spotted..." (crew doesn't even have 6th sense)
@DragonNutz4205 жыл бұрын
The worst part about it is this tank is only #3 on your list.... On a side note, your list might soon become a bit outdated with the British LTs recently making their appearances on wot-life lol
@W1se0ldg33zer5 жыл бұрын
A Cruiser II at tier 3 has the same base DPM. That's how awful the Churchill GC is.
@ellsworth19565 жыл бұрын
Is there a new tracer hack. I'm getting blind shot way to often after I fire, even when I miss.
@emphopho5 жыл бұрын
Streamers who streams while playing, are quite in danger of being hit by arty. With most people now using 2 screens, they can watch the stream on one, and play WoT on the other. Makes sense, seeing afew of the arty hits in this video. Still fun to see Claus being a smart ass map-clicker aswell, tho :P
@Bynk3335 жыл бұрын
Still better and better, but i dont know why the next tank KanJPz is second worst tank? today have me two of them kill with easy... :-( PS. 13:33 Wow that train moving i dont see that before, can we shoot him? :-)
@florianmeier4515 жыл бұрын
claus u missed a real gem ... 11:45 in chat, the quite passive wheeled spotter found his dpm guilty ... ;)
@richardnorris45225 жыл бұрын
QB didn't have this much trouble playing this tank! :)
@spankystar93164 жыл бұрын
So recommending this tank to your friends is like letting the baby smoke cigars and drink corn liquor?
@mikezog10305 жыл бұрын
The main problem in the second game was your own paralysis Claus
@pyalot5 жыл бұрын
Wow you really carried those matches... your gun
@mysterion75865 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anybody play a Churchill GC in my 10k battles 😂
@RyanTheHusky1155 жыл бұрын
As of now, I have only seen 3 in my 11k battles. 8 years in the game and that's how many I have seen.
@volkerzwick25115 жыл бұрын
it might do damage if it is used as a projectile shot by a KV2.
@Waffel225 жыл бұрын
In the two last games he plays against the same player in Churchill GC.
@Hangman13055 жыл бұрын
I hate wheeled wehicles. Now I know what tank to choose in order to kill them all, thanks!!
@swedishbob_73154 жыл бұрын
Use Solos mod pack to disable the TD handbrake ... makes traversing easier
@martinvialle45695 жыл бұрын
"Why are we doing this?" For the views and to see Claus suffer