Would you cosplay for Tenma ???

[@dustykh]

The boys not voice

[@NotTheoCh]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pls have patience... i have brain rot :^(

[@Solon_The_Lich]

Tenma is the girl version of DSP, 800 in husbandos, DAMN

[@Soridan]

@@NotTheoCh Should I tell you it's "at the gym" and not "after gym"? :D

[@gr33dl0cknein3]

@@NotTheoCh The basement is consuming you, Theo.

[@aelix56]

@@NotTheoCh Too late I'm suing.

[@jamesvivian2855]

That “wait” at the end as she starts to realise some things was hilarious

[@PierceArner]

You can see the gears turning and practically hear the lightbulb click on.

[@sinner506]

Sakana was absolutely right, when he talked about Tenma

[@AJarOfYams]

Could Tenma be a tsundere?

[@Soridan]

@@AJarOfYams Just a thirsty christmas cake.

[@Elmithian]

​@@Soridan A damn youthful one if she is constantly being approached by high schoolers

[@him_That_is_me]

>I have standards >I spent $800 on virtual naked men It’s one or the other, you can’t have both

[@Sloshmael_Sweep]

Spending 800$ on naked men is the standard

[@Fergit_]

when the fox is actually a whale

[@invictus_1245]

Whale costume when?

[@pizzaroll-7580]

Not even the first fox vtuber to be outed as a whale

[@VlazeSkylax]

Fat fox

[@oOYukihaneOo]

I'd call her a leviathan 😂

[@JackTagar]

"Best I can do is a whale hoodie like Shina" - Fish

[@jinx3278]

You're on the bench press, feeling pretty good, suddenly the gym goes silent. A pair of ears slowly begin to enter your vision above you, leading to the face of a woman that is clearly starved of any physical affection. She asks "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?" as drool drips onto your face. You only see one escape as you drop the barbell on your neck, ending the nightmare.

[@ffwast]

Put more weight on the bar before they find my body bros

[@etherealhawk]

I gotchu

[@Siscon92]

@@ffwast The realest comment. The worst nightmare would be dying to low - moderate weight

[@enraikow6109]

@@ffwastbruh i'll make sure Eddie Hall ball his eyes out at your funeral

[@dansmith16]

Cardio-Training. Very shameful.@@Siscon92

[@Rytops]

I just imagine a 10cm tall Tenma walking up to a 7ft gigachad at the gym, and then kabedoning him in the corner, And as he looks down in horror, he sees Tenma making an ugly face while saliva is dripping from her mouth as she says: "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?"

[@golemmoon6220]

Someone draw this

[@philosopherkingzant2037]

​@@golemmoon6220Prepare the artist summoning ritual!

[@USELESSDCK]

Fuck I wish that were me

[@jaje15243]

Can't help but visualize it as nekoarc. "Hey pretty boi"（〃｀ 3′〃）

[@R_Caine]

I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SlicesLemons]

She had no issues cosplaying for Pippa haha

[@EverydayNormieMadafacka]

Does that mean they know each other for at least 3 months and…😮

[@Stuurminator]

They've known each other for well more than three months.

[@EverydayNormieMadafacka]

@@Stuurminatorthat’s not what I’m getting at😅

[@RaiosSephi]

Pippa is built different

[@ronn201]

And to add on to what Shuur said, they've had more than 5 collabs, ie; dates, as well.

[@HoboG0blin]

"I have a crippling fear of approaching men" SHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR

[@gamaactive8278]

HUH 👀

[@thewallsspeaktome3507]

sounds like the average woman tbh

[@thelostone6099]

"...after gym" Let's not forget about that detail. It is *extremely* important.

[@sapandcap8031]

@@thelostone6099 I think it was meant to be "at the gym" the whole time tbh

[@ericquiabazza2608]

The "at the gym" also implies 1-she goes to the gym regularly 2-do so to watch man Bros, now you know what you must do!

[@brettwallace7687]

This is how Tenma tricks people into the basement.

[@thegreatchickenoverlord5976]

Just like poor NotTheo here

[@papapesky]

I assure you, Tenma, they are just afraid of you as you are of them.

[@ffwast]

Entirely different reasons though.

[@wesleyfilms]

*more afraid

[@misterfox7210]

​@@ffwast, Legal reasons..... why did modern society have to ruin the approach of the opposite sex....

[@justavivi3386]

You can see how gears inbside Tenma's head start moving when she tries process "boyfriend" thing and final "Wait" just nails it :D

[@HZBLH]

Rennie has got the arcane ability to calmly and diligently break into Tenma's head and make her short circuit seemingly effortlessly

[@RobertLutece909]

"They keep approaching me thinking that I'm a high-schooler." Well, the "handsome men" probably think you're a high schooler as well and don't want to go to jail.

[@ericchung3177]

IRL lolibaba confirmed

[@OneReallyGrumpyJill]

bruh if I was called that I would fucking die for a sec

[@OhitsONnow]

Hot af

[@sparking023]

2:37 I like the quick escalation here as Tenma tries to convince she has any standards at all. One, three, five dates, and they gotta know each other for an arbitrary time- three months! lol

[@rinslittlesheepling1652]

"I am never approached by handsome men" Wait, but men in her plan are also not approached by super models either, it's just some crazy asian child...

[@GREPAPA1]

So you're trying to get a boyfriend Tenma: Nonono.... WELL SHIT IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY

[@braveagentg]

This clip perfectly encapsulated why Tenma became a vtuber.

[@DarkVeghetta]

It's the 'tism, ain't it?

[@misterfox7210]

I feel that a bit of vtubers do this to get attention because they couldn't do it normally while being outside to socialize.

[@ZeroXSEED]

If you become a VTuber, successfully committing instead of chasing trends alone, chances are that you 100% have social anxiety to some degree. Some are much better than others, and then there's people like Tenma...

[@norad_clips]

2:00 if only we had telepathy to know the crazy thoughts of the girl next to us in the gym

[@manohar3626]

NotTheo do cosplay for $800

[@The_Foolish_Fool]

$800? He'd do it for free.

[@konstantinmilyutin1190]

He doesnt have that much money sadly

[@Birchbomb]

Tenma only gets approached by high schoolers got me laughing so hard.

[@RomaniFenix]

For 800 dollars, I'll cosplay anything...just don't expect it to be good...T_T

[@USELESSDCK]

I'd already do anything for 5$, 800$ I would sell my soul.

[@Jenson_Beach]

Preach!

[@Jugador-Feliz]

For 800$ I'm going to acting classes if needed to make the cosplay good, I'm learning how to make the clothes if you offer that

[@freedomscale2957]

only if I don't have to pay for the cosplay.

[@jo_lu_dlr8760]

Man, I am out of the loop, I didn’t realize Tenma had so much going outside of streaming and her day job and drinking people under the table.

[@tenedrae5079]

Remeber, still not a fujoshima.

[@RambleOn07]

Man that Tenma has a crush on approaches her Tenma punches him in confusion That man never approaches Tenma again

[@misterfox7210]

Woman ☕

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

Sister forgot that the Hub is free

[@backgroundnoise9310]

The Fox on a spending spree of love

[@issstari954]

For 800 you could hire a straight up call boy

[@Scylithen]

$800 to cosplay as old lady to scream and DESTROY FISHMAN WITH THE POWER OF TEN THOUSAND SUN 😏

[@ffwast]

The loli baba fox spent more on a boyfriend simulator mobile game in a week than most of us have spent on games in years

[@MorglortheMangler]

It’s nice to know that even Tenma has standards, so dinner and movie first then she’ll cosplay for you…..maybe.

[@CandleWisp]

Don't forget the 800 dollars😅

[@DarkusAsakura]

Bro the realization at the end, you can almost hear how he she process the whole thing inside that head 😂😂😂

[@valrossenOliver]

00:20 Boys, not voice 😋 1:37 At the gym. She's scared of approaching men at the gym. 2:55 Hahahahaha. That stare right up tho. 😅

[@Yawnz2]

2:56 this might be the cutest thing iv ever seen her done, damn lol

[@Chickenbowser]

So Grandma Fox is a cradle robber, eh? I mean eventually she's going to break down after not having any luck with the gigachads and start taking up those high school boys on their offer.

[@DarkVeghetta]

If only she found the courage to approach us, she might have a legit shot. I even happen to like shortstacks.

[@are3287]

Gym motivation comes in the strangest of forms sometimes

[@minimeatball253]

Not only you get to cosplay as Tenma BUT also get to carry around a bag of rocks for snack time

[@crisr.8280]

I won't need to get paid by Mii-chan. I'll do it as a favor for her mom.

[@Handinmapocket]

Not sure if the subtitle mistakes are for comedic purpose, but just in case: 0:19 : "Caress.. the boys!" instead of 'voice' 1:36 and follow ups: "at the Gym!" instead of 'after'

[@LordBriareos]

Well I am neither handsome nor a high schooler but I would definitely pay Tenma to cosplay as Tenma for a week.

[@nier6472]

get this cat a handsome man

[@Darumaster]

A Vtuber falling for a thirst trap. How the turntables

[@Zer0LifeNegi]

Tenma gets approached "Hey, will you cosplay Tenma for $800"

[@vaqola9119]

If you came to me in the gym and offered me 800$ I wouldn't even ask what the deal is before agreeing to it

[@DarkVeghetta]

800 USD would buy over two YEARS of gym membership where I'm from, so I'd be game.

[@RavenCloak13]

"That never fucking happens! I never get approached by handsome men! I KEEP GETTING APPROACHED BY HIGHSCHOOLERS!" Like, Tenma here is being honest about what she would actually do while the whole "5 dates! 3 months at least!" was more to sound less desprate. But then she realizes what shes actuallly saying. Also, we try and say paying for porn is bad yet legit, 10 USD and you get more from a girl on a porn site then you get from Twitch with 800 USD. Fuck maybe even 5. This isn't a joke. I have seen girls on porn sites do more for 5 USD then not even say a guys name for 1k.

[@D4WADE]

Tenma is one of those cursed Asians that look 13 up until they become 60, and then they look like an old hag

[@RoseDeDax]

Yes yes I would I don’t care how humiliating or demented it is, I’d do it I need money

[@NeroDx_]

Meanwhile i cant talk to women at the gym, it really goes both ways huh.

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

the cold approach is uncomfortable for most people of both sexes

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

​​@@xXx_Regulus_xXx I mean, someone in the VTuber sphere of knowledge, unless you were a gigachad in the field of confidence before entering this sphere of knowledge, it doesn't matter who you are or what your appearance is, there is no hope... Just look at Bao, an eternally lonely 10/10 that can't stop her horni even though she is the opposite of a lewdtuber...

[@hagenisse]

As a hobby cosplayer, I'm glad Tenma or other girls will hire me in the future for some personal fanservice

[@Tolwrath]

I've actually seen someone cosplaying Tenma at a convention before. I didn't think to take a picture though.

[@DarkVeghetta]

On a scale from Shaggy to Cavil, how buff was he?

[@Tolwrath]

@@DarkVeghetta it was a rather tall lady

[@FlexKnee]

Alright, whose gonna be the sacrifice? Don't be shy.

[@starrynight8709]

Not me cus i'm not hitting the gym right now

[@Zero-ry2rc]

The next beard review is gonna be wild

[@firstnamelastname8006]

“Wait…” 😅

[@ChompDude]

Did she learn nothing from dropping money on that mahjong game?! "WHAT?! It didn't even let me put...my code from the bank! They just took the money straight from my account! Holy shit this is daaangerous."

[@farmzombie]

I'm learning a lot about women from Tenma's streams. Whether it's accurate or not is another matter.

[@lordlybrush]

Ah yes. Temcel the Femcel episode.

[@kevlarandchrome]

2:32 No, but she'll do it for Pippa for free.

[@XanderFenikkusu]

Honestly wholesome

[@MetalHev]

For 800$ I'd even tell people taxation isn't theft

[@renebaan7430]

The "yeah.." part gets me everytime looool

[@BSGA22]

What character would Tenma want cosplayed for her? I've been trying to get into better shape (I pulled my back at the gym the other day) so I can cosplay the characters I like and would love to do one for Tenma. I have about 130 days until an event so I got the time to get it together before then.

[@Heydelios]

Miguel O'Hara, Kratos or Asterion I think

[@USELESSDCK]

Add Kratos to the list, almost any "dad" buff character would make her go wild.

[@gymbmymb3465]

If you wanna be the guy then depending on your build probably astarion or kratos. God speed lad, we'll be waiting.

[@Mondoness]

Tenma is why I will get gains, get yoked, and be fit. 💪

[@tristanseaver9054]

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY COSPLAY AND GIVE MY ALCOHOLIC WAIFU A NICKNAME FOR $800

[@EkisEkis2]

So. 1st Step : Get Ripped. 2nd: Get a nice cosplay. 3rd: Contact tenma. 4th: ????? 5th: PROFIT.

[@compaktdanger4734]

step 4 is getting locked in the basement

[@lizard12356]

DOES SHE NOT KNOW THE POWER SHE WIELDS AS 30-MA? HAS SHE FORGOTTEN??

[@ResidentChef]

I love the way you could tell that she looked over to the side and thought about it before she said wait

[@One-ts4xq]

Hey man $800 is $800 I've done worse things for cheaper I say my dignity is already dead and gone.

[@ggsenpie8794]

I mean 800$ are 800$ 😂💪🏻🤳🏻

[@KageMinowara]

Okay boys time to hit the gym. We need to get buff and cosplay for Tenma.

[@KasuGomiyaro]

you can see her synapses trying to compile a semblance of a though.

[@MithrilRoshi]

Tenma.. tenma thats just a boyfriend..

[@TheDrexxus]

Tenma kind of reminds me of Fenneko from Aggretsuko.

[@RuneToi]

So proud of tenma for sinking even further.

[@RuneToi]

2:37 thats a yes if the guy is hot enough.

[@hellogaming9107]

so basically tenma just wants to be a sugar mommy? -sounds like a reason to workout-

[@gr33dl0cknein3]

TFW Tenma is just real life Aggretsuko.

[@pekorasniffer]

"So as a joke-"

[@Redasurc]

I already do so I need to workout more and get a Miguel costume

[@Shinobubu]

$800 is $800.

[@simpledj509chromo7]

I don't have the body of a twink anymore, but I could use $800. Might need a couple months to get in shape. That's a lot of work to get back to a high school body I had over ten years ago. I could probably make good money on OF if I was in shape though. Need a different job first. No time to workout in this occupation.

[@erroredhacker]

would

[@XicorVT]

when i go to the Gym everyone keeps talking to me dunno why tho

[@crane8819]

Hey at least someone approaches her. Most people are too intimidated to approach me because I look like the Grumpy Cat. I can't help it though, that's just the way my face is lol.

[@danielklein5762]

The wait at the end 😂🤌

[@hugoandre96]

Tenma spending my entire week paycheck on naked men

[@Emulleator]

tenma has completely healthy spending habits

[@FausFaustius]

so that's why that game has been infesting my ad algo, it was Tenma!

[@Misanthropolis]

She wouldn't need to pay me.

[@christianventes5100]

The realization at the end

[@jarrettatkins3062]

Tenma is an actually sain vtuber and even she didn't realize it 😅

[@Aj-lj2ti]

Just another day of being a gym monkey, trying to get 10ma to notice me

[@cookieaddict5956]

Guess it depends what she means by handsome, standards are crazy high sometimes boyos... watch out

[@jeftecoutinho]

0:40 That sentence never preceeds or is preceeded by something good.

[@jdmyrick-smith7931]

800 hundred dollars?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?

[@pikupixel]

“So you’re trying to get a boyfriend” was pretty cute LOL what a moment to end on

[@MarcelHard]

clearly the reason I don't go to the gym is so Tenma approaches me, so then I can go to the gym and cosplay for her for free

[@vkarvanzer4243]

I still can't understand how Tenma can be cute as a jelly, gremlin as faq, sweet and crazy funny all in one whole package what in the FU-

[@WitherRage]

This is crazy wtf

[@lenk2204]

That dude looks like Rushia's irl husband

[@jordan7077]

Valentines day is a hard day 4 tenma

[@Braxtonkai]

Mii chan is adorable xD