WOULD YOU RATHER: Offensive Edition

Lazarbum always takes the offensive choice
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PART 1 - • MY STRANGE ADDICTION!
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[@tempestst_pr0to]

lazar: "You can all die" Also lazar: gives the audience an existential crisis about immortality

[@IAMGODZALOTL69]

I was at that part when I read this😂

[@harleypignat5820]

Behold the power of an Aussie bloke

[@IAMGODZALOTL69]

@deankapery1717 who me

[@julietforlanda7884]

2:46

[@johnkacperski8163]

@@IAMGODZALOTL69fr

[@mildjosh]

8:36 Lazarbeam: I have one million subs! Me: What year is it???

[@saletunumafono8329]

Inr LOL

[@kourtney9332]

Lmao

[@darthjarjarbinkstherealsit6832]

The good old days.

[@crydevice]

@TBNRlucifer He did not say that his content was better bro chiiiillllllll XD

[@Holly-xl7zp]

I love how he used the flex 1 mil

[@TheGrit1276]

I remember seeing the immortal question in short clips, its hilarious finally seeing it in the original

[@ef3581]

Same that’s how I got here lol

[@ChellseyBart-be2zm]

3:05 finally someone who understands that being immortal is depressing

[@ChellseyBart-be2zm]

How did this already get 3 likes I literary commented this 3 hours ago

[@realD1CE]

Did you also come here from the shorts😅

[@robbyeilerman3146]

FR DUDE@@realD1CE

[@Lebronjamesmaybereal]

@@realD1CEwho didn't

[@qwjk2288]

nigga really copied from a yt short 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholas2638]

Lazarbeam: These memes are 6 years old Me: Heros never die

[@keshraajmotilal9110]

wait a sec , when you would be drifted off into space ,eventually the big bang will happen again and our universe will be reborn

[@Shaqballs420]

Speedgamer Plaz corna

[@gerardoherrera4297]

Cornavirus

[@tailos3795]

@@gerardoherrera4297 lol i like corn a virus too

[@Peurophia]

Mercy

[@summer-up3pt]

Lannan: “ITS 2017!” Me watching this in 2022 :)

[@somerandomguyonyoutube4623]

Same here

[@Sheluvwh]

Lol

[@khizer1232]

Sameeeee

[@Bigboischoey]

Same

[@emilstrand8951]

Smame

[@XstreamG9]

2024 anyone?

[@anguswatson627]

Yeah and It is funny watching all the stuff he calls old when even this feels like ages ago for us today

[@BizarreBlizzard]

@@anguswatson627Fr

[@Daze3000]

Na Im in 2010

[@BizarreBlizzard]

@@Daze3000 I’m 1942

[@weselydemjan2601]

Yep

[@Jujunowagano]

Laserbeam: “I love penguins…there my favourite animal,” You have earned a subscriber.

[@X3TRO_gtag]

This is 4 years old you got 3 likes lol

[@cekeceke6798]

@@X3TRO_gtag Facts bro

[@X3TRO_gtag]

@@cekeceke6798 ya

[@agoosewithaplan4941]

I don’t know if he knows that the future could be 1sec later Edit: wow the amount of emails I have received from yt from this

[@obvious5342]

fair

[@pave9764]

True

[@pave9764]

True

[@DementedKid222]

asshole

[@igorpetek2380]

@@acreeperanimation6643 what do you mean

[@fatso5573]

“Kim Jong Un is gonna bomb us all” That joke did not age well for April 2020

[@SchmidtyPlays]

yes i was going to comment that XD

[@DeathToxin]

K

[@erero4040]

bro he gone

[@StoppableTurtle]

Kim*

[@radiofm2173]

LeFatso557 he is going to nuke us

[@dylzzzaa3445]

Lazerbeam: I’m a certified diver Also lazerbeam: not knowing what a free asset is

[@DignityForAllyt]

You need to do this again, I come back every now and then to watch this video and other would you rather videos from you, make more!!

[@Cam-fd9ob]

LAZAR BEAM for president “of U.S.A”

[@darshenpillay2928]

lol lazer lazer

[@thehappyhero9913]

Prez later would be a bad idea

[@thomasthwaites4999]

First of all he Aussie like me so it would be prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺

[@FlagrentKarma]

Hell yes!

[@nolanvargas2601]

He is just playing fortnite under his desk

[@ottelo7773]

7:36 thanks for letting me enjoy my delicious Bekfast twice

[@tobiaspatterson4457]

EXACTLY, I saw that, like wtf

[@thunderclaw3268]

My breakfast escaped me..... =3

[@lclcfanhere1202]

Bruh ur BeKfAsT is On ur FaCe

[@camerongayton-martin8338]

I think Lazarbeam would be a good president, when someone walks in he goes “Gooday Gooday you bloody bastards”

[@HIBERGYLIBERGY]

lazar beam swims once: "Im a certified diver, like ive been down there."

[@YesNO-bn3pq]

7:48 pause it

[@oliverratcliffe9647]

Lol

[@avery7227]

DatranBoy In Games hehehe

[@avery7227]

Subbed

[@calebshaw9317]

Lol haha

[@jeremiahangeles6770]

Lmao

[@unknownedleaf]

Be immortal A billion years later.... Queen Elizabeth: ay m8

[@wren4676]

HAHHAHA

[@BigBackBuddy]

They could finally be together

[@artilire]

Uhh More like 3 years

[@OwenRat]

I now wish i could just jump into ditch and die.

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

s p a c e

[@Porpolhot]

Ayo, 6 years anniversary of the motivational immortality speech

[@morganriot9726]

The fact that I just realised I’ve been watching lazarbeam for more than 7 years is crazy

[@f40rantinade61]

Litterally the only youtuber who would make a 9.5 min long vid

[@Rahul-px3my]

Lol Ikr he doesn't care about the money he just likes putting up some good content for us folks whereas some dumbasses like mr boss ftw extend every goddamn video to 10 mins

[@Lily-uq5ez]

your right xD like WHAT xD

[@jonahschow4227]

He was being chased by the cops.....

[@rgwp2663]

R

[@f40rantinade61]

Michael Wojcicki this was in 2017 not 1012

[@kylemlgboss]

i started to have a mental breakdown at 2:55

[@veryamerican449]

I don't have feelings.

[@gordaarriaga82]

Hi big chundus

[@milesfaustin5300]

Same

[@terific6]

Your profile is a dead meme

[@kylemlgboss]

Ethan Collins sure I'll give you that one but at least I don't have a fucking roblox character as my profile picture

[@sebstr9865]

I am aaaaallllllll the way with lazar with the horror thing, i would just end myself early😂

[@theboys6592]

all your vids make me so happy

[@littlepup3383]

3:18 lannan don’t forget this.... You get to watch the streamer btws die! Don’t you want that?

[@fwblueberries]

Yes

[@brasspigpolisher7660]

Fortnite wasn't a thing when this video was made

[@dakotatrue12]

FAST JACK well no shit!

[@zeph3070]

Keep the likes at 69

[@dexterrecker447]

FAST JACK oh yeah but what about cod

[@edgefletcher8927]

LazarBeam: would you rather be lazarbeam or the sexiest man on earth Me: one isnt demonitised

[@darrenswift8153]

Hard Bass Life lazerbeam

[@Smilymoney]

but the vid had an ad

[@spicykking2854]

I already am the second option LOL

[@dommyyyyy]

Smilymoney why you need my last name not anymore

[@lukeleighton3872]

Hahahaha what's the difference? 😂

[@dpssuper314]

i miss the old lazarbeam, the old youtube where you could think and do what you want

[@VIXedits_]

2:45 is "Would you rather be immortal or die rn"

[@sammattson6049]

Play cards against humanity with ur friends

[@eclipsegame3119]

What Friends?

[@saulhernandez6332]

Scott Mattson you mad man

[@yeetntnt2903]

Scott Mattson lol what friends

[@kylemiller859]

Scott Mattson with family instead

[@no_4259]

Scott Mattson what friends??

[@niania1840]

Whos funnier lazarbeam or james charles Like lazarbeam Comment james charles

[@toyo5404]

*Only comment is a death threat*

[@vex.1705]

@@mariorvv9205 haha i laugh at james charles Jk.

[@s.sh.ne.]

@@mariorvv9205 ...are you sure you're ok?

[@threaux]

Why is this a questions

[@kennedis1072]

NiaNia lazerbeam

[@JoshEgan-is6lh]

I’m dying right now because that’s the best one

[@lolypop12mat64]

LAZER BEAM is my entertainment for three hours a day

[@katieehehe409]

Lazarbeam 2017: “I have a million subscribers” Me 2019: “aww, this was so long ago, must’ve been in the year 1738”

[@papertoast_1234]

What year is this?!?

[@moreryanx]

thats mean cuz if it was 1738 and its 2019 it took him about 200 300 years for 10 mill subs

[@katieehehe409]

MoreRyanx r/wooosh Btw I only said 1738 cause it’s in a song 😂

[@MAV-sh3gy]

Oh no it takes lazarbeam a long time to get subs I didn't even know he existed until around 4 weeks ago

[@pizzaaah1291]

not funny

[@masongamer2067]

“I have a million subs” well that aged a lot

[@dianedale4230]

Exactly what I was gonna comment

[@michaelcepeda4732]

Nice 1 mill subs

[@ridgeplayz8906]

15 million subs later

[@ignharmonically]

I don’t get the question but he almost has 17 mil now

[@NorthFargo]

@@ridgeplayz8906 15 mil?

[@Aratzidiaz4998]

That quote goes hard

[@user-lm2pr4ih9u]

Anybody else coming back for nostalgia?

[@bmca2536]

7:37 i was eating..... you killed my appetite forever😢

[@aperson6947]

OHBMA GOD

[@aperson6947]

Do this 7:37 7:37 7:37

[@treyvonmason1973]

HEYITSIRFAN yyayayayya f

[@beamishforeman9425]

LOL

[@kibloin7390]

If he chose clothes from the future he would have a plague doctor outfit

[@littlehalf4796]

Fax Kibbles so true

[@the2losers494]

Yup cant argue with that

[@matiasbuitrago6839]

Yep hehehheehehehe

[@mehphala9184]

I love plague doctor outfits on any occasion

[@yurofnbr]

lol so true ngl

[@radplayz10]

We have a new legend

[@BlazeTheGamerYT]

Coming back to my childhood feels nice

[@landon5144]

Lazerbeam: the future might not even exist 2020: how did he know!

[@doomdragon8798]

Lazarbeam not lazerbeam

[@doomdragon8798]

True do

[@lukemonahan7076]

Hahahahahahaha jokes about 2020 are sooo funny

[@skinnykinney4324]

One question was tell ten orphans Christmas is canceled. If only they new

[@lukemonahan7076]

@@skinnykinney4324 just stop it with the dumb 2020 jokes

[@bigsimp6137]

his take of immortality- yo i think we read the same books 😂

[@jesserutledge6260]

hannuh zzz dude yeah, I thought the same thing.

[@sargent_lopp8966]

Hi pls reply

[@scrubbisanimations4709]

One name meliodas

[@ekselentofficial]

Honestly tho

[@scrubbisanimations4709]

dhenandyrh4 I no spot on right

[@lightning5547]

This is when lazerbeam became a legend

[@dj19yt58]

But lazarbeam you make my day better

[@warithshahid8776]

If only lannan could predict the future cause he has way more than 1 million

[@coopersargent3585]

Factssssss

[@coopersargent3585]

At least im not the one with 12 subs

[@warithshahid8776]

No but ur the one wit one sub

[@marekcorbiere6101]

Yup

[@NotShamurai]

Only if he new about corona

[@FreeMoneyHoney]

Laser you should do a blog where you survive in the wilderness for 2 days

[@FreeMoneyHoney]

Plz like so laser will see

[@nachochip421gamingpranksan7]

George Edgell Vlogs okay

[@michaeldespo3036]

George Edgell Vlogs where r ur daily vlogs

[@tayvenlightle56]

he would die

[@bike111ful]

George Edgell Vlogs you mean vlogs

[@YTNimbus]

Sickkk

[@NotANamekian]

3:05 as Freiza once said: “After my time in hell, I realised that immortality would eventually lead into unending misery”

[@derp7545]

When he said “Christmas Is cancelled” today is Christmas for me

[@xxxxnicolajadexxxxx]

6 days after

[@morganjones8425]

Why are u watching KZbin on xmas

[@theraynesparkraichu8358]

This is america

[@sofiapartzsch4918]

Oh

[@susanswan6160]

Any One Here Watching In 2020?

[@emiem7136]

Lazar: Wanna know a joke 🤓 Lazar’s dad: Nah Lazar’s dad: I see one *Dam it feels good to be a gangster*

[@bombtastic2952]

wanna hear a joke pussy

[@Tonkays]

@@bombtastic2952 wanna hear a joke my life

[@ME-hn9dx]

7:48 “who gives a shut about camels”😂😂

[@NingaWay]

2:52 most inspirational quote ever

[@2sad564]

No one: Literally no one: Lazarbeam:SCrEw StArViNg CHilDReN!!!

[@coolthingzbruhh5252]

Oof

[@vitoriafunnys9999]

Dead meme

[@bidanimations9381]

LMAO

[@carsongordon5630]

I honestly would say that to

[@gameomyt3783]

Penis or vagina

[@allegeddragon2659]

Lannan: I have 1 million Me: correction, 11 million

[@jeffking7546]

Hey 👄💋🥰😍😘❤️ wanna get ins

[@allegeddragon2659]

Jeff King what ....

[@jeffking7546]

I got great pussy 🤫🤭😉😉😉❤️😍😘🥰💋

[@allegeddragon2659]

Bella W that comment had me dead 😂

[@witoldkurowski8753]

It’s cuz back then he had 1 million :/

[@thehensbyfamily746]

I live for his vids

[@stuarzz]

6 years later and he is still the best youtuber

[@sulaimaan4005]

2019 anyone No just me okay, I’ll go home😔🥺 Edit:Thnks for the likes

[@elliesony3167]

EliteGamer_16 nah i love rewatching his vids💀

[@XDSlitherySnake]

@@elliesony3167 same

[@jpags]

Ellie Sony same

[@flaskofbloodbornetears]

Delete your channel

[@bringingarerevenge.178]

2018

[@bleucrue2730]

When you were diving, you were... DOWN UNDER 💯!!!

[@DomesticatedDuck]

He was down under down under

[@phoenixbrown15]

I come from the land down under do do dododo

[@fouriejansenvanvuuren1764]

Lazarbeam is king

[@daniasultan4673]

I finally found the video of lazarbeam with his viral moment where he explains the question of “would you rather be immortal or die right now”

[@kkbatista8602]

2020 reacting to a later beam vid back then “what is this slither.io”

[@zmonex]

Later beam?

[@theaydenator]

Ah yes, my favorite yot uber, later beam.

[@luisparrado144]

Who the hell is "later beam"

[@kkbatista8602]

Lazar beam sry

[@luisparrado144]

@@kkbatista8602 It's fine

[@aluki575]

5:36 Lazarbeam: Plus you can light them on fire if ur cold in the WOODS (I’m sure there’s no trees around in the woods) lol

[@dinoxman8584]

Logan Ringle exactly what idiot ever heard of *trees* in the woods! It’s just balderdash!

[@dianneharville]

._. Are you fucking dumb...?

[@adamali1165]

Dianne Harville r/woosh

[@sikimiruniru1967]

Dianne Harville r/whoosh

[@justinlimyetenggrps207]

What does woods mean then

[@phyzo1308]

thank you, youtube recommended or blessing me with this

[@PizzaHeadoffical]

Ah, the good ol days

[@eliteexperience5908]

If he could make any rage face... Think of the thumbnails!

[@Keeziesix]

Golden Assotiation

[@raceprofn7539]

Lazarbeam: *talking about being immortal* Me: so your saying I don’t want to be Deadpool?

[@veerved7828]

We have the same pfp lol

[@Bird6755]

It’s a bad one

[@thatkid8167]

Dead pool can die

[@Last_Chancers_Karaoke]

Like you kids shouldn't be even be watching this like

[@thatkid8167]

Deadpool regenerates so as long as he has one organ and one limb he will regenerate almost instantly

[@Thegooberexperiment]

lazarbeam giving a whole inspiring/sad talk to us ( 2:57 3:43 )

[@crunchybanana252]

Just have people you love take the quiz and live forever

[@noahwolfe7037]

any one notice how lazer beam is probaly the funniest youtuber alive

[@frbastr-sp7tl]

real quick I am watching this 2019 and at the start I think 100% of us would be lazarbeam just saying

[@eddyy2957]

There’s no difference tho

[@flipper107]

Also watching in 2019 and the penguin is the best animal.

[@kingtiger2.2002]

Back when lazer only had a million subs, damn look at him now!.

[@Coke_590]

I remember that quote (u bloody legends)😢

[@tracegd6587]

Lazarbeam: "You can set your wifes tree arms on fire when your in the woods" Everyone: "How about the trees in the woods..."

[@mrc1139]

What

[@akashanand4755]

@Devilish Pengu BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[@commenter3840]

Bruhh 😂 underrated comment

[@codyjimenez1565]

Forest fires could happen, you could better control the tree arms

[@skyword9]

@@codyjimenez1565 butt it's still fire in the woods how do you control it ?

[@roab8703]

U would have got lots of money if u stopped swearing but ur STILL A BLOODY LEGEND #1 KZbinR

[@notanactiveaccountina]

He still rich asf

[@andersonortiz4531]

Bloody legend

[@matthewkoeleman2271]

0:01 the difference is everything LOL😅😅😅

[@A_ship]

Would you rather die right now was when the feelings kick in

[@lynsoowavyy_playz2666]

"I was going through some old Lazarbeam videos.." me looking at how long ago this was posted

[@maxfaust4494]

Haunted house, if anything jumped out and scared me I would just freak out and slap it

[@theredhatman4078]

Lol

[@megg8911]

Same

[@purgelord5079]

Ye and u can’t get hurt in a haunted house since it is all electronics, it is not real. But in the woods there can be animals that can bite and kill u.

[@annettelittrell2072]

Same although I'd probably say pause go get the fire hydrant and bonk him on the head

[@cathybaxter7273]

I don' t believe in ghosts, except for one ghost. The holy ghost

[@Mr.Dog723]

A couple years later and he reacts to lazerbeme out of context and there is can I do both

[@The_oficial_faceless]

Thats a cool subscribe animation

[@addisonm.8300]

Lazarbeam: It's 2017 bro, you can't be mean anymore Covid-19 in 2020: "Well I can be mean in 2020"

[@spacegremlin8878]

i was thinking tat to

[@blaydes4211]

SpaceGremlin88 what kind of tattoo?

[@tyson8785]

No one: Litterally no one: Lazarbeam:I DoNt CaRe AbOuT sIbLiNgS

[@zalbatrondit8846]

"sit in space for eternity" but like eventually you might come across another planet and pogchamp time to end another race

[@maddoxharshbarger8864]

So laserbeam you actually were a scuba diamond certified man impressive same here

[@random_user5289]

Me:i want to see black hole Creepy guy:come in my van and be immortal!

[@savageshrek3738]

Noob Player capital I you stupid idiot

[@paytonlambdin]

Being immortal... you would be pulled into the black hole and be stuck there forever never to escape... have fun

[@kobe669]

And then there’s me: lazarbeam told me immortality sucks Creep:I SAW THAT VIDEO

[@jianbingoh7326]

he's more like a certified comedian rather than a certified diver. and i love it

[@Ilovemydogdarby]

Fax

[@pizzalover9441]

The future one could be just in one minute

[@Idk.693]

Bro keep going

[@williammyers5160]

The tree arm thing is real and is freaky... Really freaky

[@chatabluehawk7149]

Lazarbeam is so committed to making funny comedy for us and not all about money that he cusses witch lowers his money and he doesn’t extend his outro to 10:00 for more money thank you lazarbeam keep up the good work

[@hellothere700]

Boy how this aged

[@kartr9545]

What

[@bioplayz9014]

Fr

[@JaykobeRL]

fr @@bioplayz9014

[@ieatfireworks]

dude really called it "cussing" like its def not cursing

[@Eli-yu1tv]

1:39 You look around and everyone’s got the same time and place. The place is here and the time is in 5 seconds. Damn

[@sorenatkinson2689]

The universe restarted and goes back to the same state after enough time. Won’t be eternity but will be pretty close

[@blendedchildren1198]

2:30 a broken peace of rubber brought me into this world so a broken peace of rubber will take me out

[@cartercurtis2704]

UniCheeseCake lmaoooo

[@Epic_Gamer__]

U stole this

[@Flxsurge]

UniCheeseCake yo that’s great😂

[@tigerclaw2037]

UniCheeseCake *piece

[@blendedchildren1198]

Oof

[@bjedlicka2519]

Lannan: I have a million subs Me: How old is this?

[@RAINIBOIIIII]

Ikr

[@gachagamer6481]

Ikr right right now he has 10 million

[@RAINIBOIIIII]

@@gachagamer6481 lol mate ur right

[@totally_tory2666]

ITS SO TRUE!!!!!

[@RAINIBOIIIII]

@@totally_tory2666 lol

[@nicholasspina8922]

The sad feeling while lazerbeam explains why not to choose be important

[@rifos5838]

The be immortal or die rn is deep af

[@sighitsmepinetree]

That penguin looks like he has been pooped on more than that one time.

[@user-we8sx1dn9e]

If everyone picks immortal they would become best friends and stay together for 10000000000000000 of years.

[@shoriansudip4671]

No youl stay together for this many years 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000......it will go on forever

[@dejaronpixels9680]

Genius Mine im sorry but the world is going to explode

[@terific6]

MORE!

[@milkyalmonds]

Eternal torture.... No thanks.

[@sueeeeyyyyyp3755]

"You have to watch everyone you love die which who cares go to buggery family you watch people you love die over and over and over again until you have no more emotional feelings that's only step one you see the world end you see the human race die out the sun explodes you see that you feel that you get like roasted you drift through space for literally enternity" that got me

[@logandang5969]

The be immortal one hits different😭