UNHhhh Ep. 148 - Babies!

[@hannahkirk1516]

“If you have a baby, you can’t be the baby” -proverb

[@rileypredmore2302]

I say this on every first date, so they know what theyre getting into

[@BybeeBunnie]

@@rileypredmore2302 in one line, you’ve given them everything 😌 I’m plagiarizing this for my dating profiles.

[@dominicwilson3]

Words I live by

[@Arcannabis]

@Next time you come for me like that, send a town car...

[@southparkfan01]

I wish more people knew where the actual quote came from. It's a great movie.

[@MuddBstrd]

"Acquire a baby" is such a vague phrase with such a specific energy.

[@NoelleMar]

Did anyone else think of Myka Stauffer

[@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992]

Makes me think of stealing a baby from the nursery

[@ainerobertson78]

It almost guarantees that the baby was *not* acquired in a calm and orderly fashion

[@hopefullyhelping6664]

It’s a fanfiction trope!!! 😭

[@kateorchard3948]

we queers need to be acquiring babies like that

[@what..213.]

This is not a read but trixie is one apron away from singing in the mountains

[@stephaniecumberbatch8571]

Trixie Von Trap

[@Capricorn152]

Julie Mandrews

[@rickydavilaa]

Trixie andrews

[@juanignaciobidart5823]

the flop of music

[@graaoline1357]

and those hills sure are alive

[@alixripley8993]

Trixie getting weirdly serious about how she'd "make it work" was oddly sweet.

[@liamross340]

she’s spoken about maybe wanting to be a dad one day and if she does choose to do that i think she’d genuinely be a phenomenal father

[@meganmears3844]

exactly what i was thinking

[@urieldaboamorte]

I'm trying not to cry

[@idunnowhatimdoin]

Also, doesn't her boyfriend have kids?? As in, multiple? I wonder if they watch this and be like _dad Bryan is saying weird things about children again_

[@maddieb.4282]

@@idunnowhatimdoinI have literally never heard this fact

[@cherrybombrose3532]

Katya: I was an easy baby Katyas mom: screams and takes off to China for two weeks

[@aprilmelissa5915]

Hahahahhahahahahahaa

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Ok but she had 3 (4?) children, one of which would take Katya on 'death rides' so we can just blame her siblings

[@javierlopeztapia5588]

She also said easy baby… not toddler

[@cherrybombrose3532]

@@javierlopeztapia5588 It’s a joke

[@Sonsbitchesall]

Lmfao Awesome comment

[@r0be077]

“You want to hold the weird thing?” - Katya, who once held a dried leg

[@beekinddd]

I WAS GONNA SAY WJDHFJ

[@memeju1ce]

wait a _what now_

[@lizhaydon7092]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@lagritsalammas]

ONCE?

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@memeju1ce someone got their leg amputated and frozen, then asked Katya on Twitter if she'd like to hold it so they brought it to a meet and greet. The leg was still hairy. Katya did an interview about it

[@madeinbusanjkjm]

My mum: "When are you gonna give me grandkids?" Me: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly planning for a child."

[@marinaatkin1581]

Ace vibes

[@Je551kuhhh]

Oh goodness that question 😩 hopefully she’ll stop soon.

[@epresley8324]

🤣🤣🤣 yessssss

[@tsuumee4545]

Me every time I turn down my mum when she asks for grandkids. "You'll change your mind when you're older," ok, bet.

[@teebee5326]

Nooooo!!!! Not the Captain Kangaroo wig!!!!! Yikes

[@ZombieXCorn]

Trixie: I’ve done everything to a baby Katya: 🚨👁👄👁🚨

[@chris-to6ir]

11:13 replay button

[@uemochi9316]

the director off camera saying "okay"

[@aidansheadache2142]

Cue the Kill Bill music

[@Thecowwhosews]

You again

[@Eepop_stuffs]

OMG ITS YOU

[@benberkowitzmusic]

This is the most on-topic they have EVER been

[@frogonalog7279]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Y E S

[@glaizasab6440]

i thought it was the shopping episode...

[@Dakarai_Knight]

Idk if it's the editing or if they were actually on topic but it's weird.

[@CozmicRealities]

@@glaizasab6440 They talked about poop for almost half the episode

[@stablexit]

@@CozmicRealities pretty sure they were joking😭

[@daisyshippey4582]

This editor took Trixie off a green screen, put her on a stock image crossing a crosswalk, and turned it into an Instagram post, to show for a second for a BIT. This is what my entire uni course revolves around and it takes me a week just to create that inc photoshoot. Does anyone realise how much WORK this editor does holy shit I hope they get paid A LOT and if not they deserve a RAISE.

[@azlxns]

exactly 😭😭 the editors are the one making this funnier than it should be

[@scottmiller9174]

Sometimes I Facetune my nose to look smaller. People can do hard things. #visualartist

[@octaviodigianni905]

I believe there's 3 editors and they apparently have a great relationship and get paid really well :P

[@marysolwinegardner1627]

I think about this all the time...

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

@@marysolwinegardner1627 same it stresses me out

[@carlosgeonzon7499]

Trixie: Mom who wants to talk to the manager Katya: Aunt who gave you weed for your 18th birthday

[@togaprentice9927]

More like 16th birthday. But only because you promised to smoke it with her

[@Javii1]

Trixie looks more like an art teacher showing up to the school's spring festival

[@graceardenbunt]

Trixie is such a PTO mom. Edit: PTA I mean lol

[@haleypopish8613]

@@graceardenbunt PTA* 😂😂😂 PTO is paid time off I’m dead

[@jessiehoolahoopsmcgee]

12th birthday you mean. It's documented in an episode 😅

[@suungirl128]

6:43 the fact that trixie's baby photo is an instagram photo on her iphone and katya's is a printed photo in a leather bound photo book really shows their age difference lmao

[@the_kleetus-yeeyee48]

You can always import pictures from an old startup onto a phone or you can print them out and put them in a leather case.

[@mysticmink5104]

i was born decades after katya but my parents have all my baby photos printed out in photo albums too lol, that didn't die out until the very late 2000s

[@bunni_zen]

im 15 years old and a majority of my baby pictures are on printed photos lol

[@ezojanek]

i am 29 and i have my baby pictures in photo albums, i think photo albums became not as popular as before after 2010. trixie's not too young to have her baby pics in a photo album.

[@werewolf1301]

"This me :)"

[@Irina-lp9jy]

It's Trixie randomly saying: BEBI in her "swedish" accent multiple times for me

[@jamesdecannon7509]

Wait I missed this timestamp please

[@avr7120]

its your profile pic for me :3

[@azlxns]

our of nowhere 😭😭 unprovoked

[@DahTruf]

@@jamesdecannon7509 2:24

[@hmmmm.]

Trixie poses with a baby at drag con like Thetis dipping Achilles into the river styx

[@msromantini]

Oh my God yes.

[@BR00TALPEGGY]

Plz make this a movie where they acquire a baby.... Like hurricane bianca

[@dhyanadevi1726]

This comment should have more likes!

[@spencerwilliams4413]

This fucking sent me

[@michaelgumba7754]

Brians with a Baby

[@zermit435]

trixie living her bowl cut fantasy yet again

[@bangitybangbabang]

About time, she is after all the only person who can pull it off

[@madamabutterfly4240]

She has to have worn this piece by herself at home at least ONCE

[@kimhardwick8187]

@@madamabutterfly4240 At least thrice during the panini with doordash😂

[@Arcannabis]

She got the proportions down too!

[@HighlandBound]

Yuck

[@zhakania1787]

katya predicted the whole jeffrey dahmer netflix drama oh my god.

[@shenmoo]

thing is its not the first time it's happened, Dahmer was just the biggest one

[@kingofdragons7]

Netflix really thought this was a good idea

[@taiipotatoie]

Katya is not meant to be a mom, she's meant to be the drunk, rich aunt

[@professorjphillips]

Me tooooo

[@steviemanton1993]

She's in recovery 😅

[@clackety_]

I think Katya would be the type of aunt to gift her nephew a bb gun and demand him to shoot all the hoes

[@krk6216]

That is also my life’s purpose: drunk, rich aunt. But I’m adding fun to that list

[@katcollins1202]

D

[@tailuong-le1100]

“And im so so sorry but i just cannot have a baby in this weather”

[@arniecalang4583]

This heatwave~~~

[@mannequinbrains]

its not hot its HUMID

[@luispinales1965]

Its a really dry heat

[@thecheshirequinn3510]

“Can you believe this rain?”

[@henotic.essence]

Me when a man tries to lay me down in the summer heat 🤣🤣🤣

[@XxdextriousxX]

I love how confused Katya was when Trixie answered realistically to a scenario where she would have to take care of a baby lmaoooo

[@RNCHFND]

Yeah, that was interesting

[@leiram8833]

I think Katya honestly expected Trixie's 'realistic' answer to be a bit more... violent.

[@MoyAmaro]

considering what we know about Trixie's upbringing I didn't find her answer surprising.

[@XxdextriousxX]

@@MoyAmaro I thought it was quite endearing. She liked to come off brash but we know she’s a softie. And Katya, well shes just doing her best while being the wisest person in the room

[@nickl2118]

You got an onlyfans?

[@moviegal6000]

"Babies are a casserole of utter foolishness." I'm am TOTALLY using that line next time someone asks me why I don't or when I am going to have kids.

[@nicecook5536]

Be careful yall. Last time Trixie wore a bowl cut the world spiraled into a pandemic. 🤚🏼😳

[@eurydice5890]

Maybe that means the end of the pandemic ... Cause Trixie is THAT powerful

[@SatansLilith]

I came to the comment section just to see if someone remembered :D

[@justintime6242]

This bowl cut means the aliens are coming. Finally🙄

[@raspberrybellini]

A shadowy portent

[@effeminancy]

@@eurydice5890 she started it and now she's ending it

[@jaredfromhr2711]

Could we actually have a movie of Trixie and Katya raising an estranged baby they found in the back room of Hamburger Mary's?

[@genniferwithag7599]

Now that’s a plot

[@diagonalllie]

@@Gloomcookie96 YESSSSSSSS!

[@pocketmerlin7927]

It'd end up playing out like Tokyo Godfathers.

[@Maithresh9]

This comment needs more likes

[@ciram9082]

Like a reboot of AJ and the Queen, but good?

[@Gira_tiana]

Next episode should be named "Infant", and then "Toddler", "Child", "Teenager", "Adult", and to wrap this special series; "Katya"

[@marc3122]

Past episode ASCENSION

[@antoniav4133]

Infant = Baby? I mean I dont know, but I always thought that Infant is just the correct term und Baby is more colloquial

[@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso]

@@antoniav4133 I think you missed an episode coz u didn’t get the joke

[@sorcellerie]

@@antoniav4133 i believe that infant is a term you use when talking about a baby who still hasn't learned to talk

[@shayne.7770]

*HOW DOES ONE TODDLE*

[@NoelleMar]

Honestly appreciate Katya’s comment at the end about the glorification of horrible people. They’re just awful. No reason to think they’re these exceptional people. The people whose lives they ruined were probably 1,000x more remarkable.

[@imsadlol4528]

yeah they’re bad people but let’s not pretend they aren’t interesting. if you can murder a dozen people with no remorse there’s something so fundamentally wrong with you and that’s fascinating.

[@NoelleMar]

@@imsadlol4528 I'm not pretending, and I never said that. There's a difference between glorification and understanding, and even understanding and "fascination." But if you want, you can keep defending getting off on other people's trauma.

[@imsadlol4528]

@@NoelleMar dont cry 🥺

[@juvederme]

@@imsadlol4528 u sound unbearable to be around

[@jupiterzombies]

@@imsadlol4528 says 'im sad lol'

[@cakefacedmede7151]

"rich people love to put weird names on babies" oh, you mean elon's robot child?

[@arzarcanum]

You leave Sword Rat out of this

[@warlockboy3864]

Don't forget Gwyneth Paltrow naming her child after fruit

[@juliantapia1407]

@@warlockboy3864 Apple... 🍎😔

[@LmaoMoni]

Blanket

[@helloilovemycat]

I love grimes' mind, but she did that kid dirty

[@carlaveronicaenrico193]

Katya telling THE TRUTH all the time: "The glorification or the deification of serial killers... Mama they're a**holes"

[@kitlee172]

Trixie: Oh honey, you just aren’t that special. Dejected serial killer: *forever alone face*

[@sutpecna]

Abso-fucking-lutely. It's fine to enjoy fictional villains because of all the work authors put into their crafts, it takes a good writer to make a good tridimensional villain. But real life villains, like killers? Fuck that.

[@segamai]

Also they aren’t some sort of dark, magical geniuses. They’re usually pretty stupid even. The reason they don’t get caught? Police incompetence. ACAB

[@empirebuckler9938]

@@segamai based honey

[@luanllluan]

That's true, and so is mafia and drug dealers, death to them all

[@maxinemoninadumagan3919]

I'd actually want to see an episode dedicated to them talking abt serial killers, smthn like an extended version of what Katya was talking about at the end of the episode

[@ravven1662]

This.

[@MellowJelly]

Yeahhh just drag them through the mud 😭

[@AshMenon]

I imagine they'd have to be careful about the humour, considering all the victims involved.

[@shammardowe7797]

"Ted Cruz is the zodiac Killer"

[@AmorsAverageAdventures]

@@AshMenon agree. I recall seeing video footage of one of the victims' family members during Jeffrey Dahmer's trial and she is DISTRAUGHT and very rightfully angry. Like the things he did to his victims was awful, and the families have to hear and see about it being raved about on Netflix now =( so sad.

[@m4rthvader]

and with that last sentece, katya single-handedly just ended those weird tiktok kids glamorizing serial killers

[@MR-qi5lc]

It didn't start with tik tok tho, all the serial killers had admirers, shit's wild yo

[@m4rthvader]

@@MR-qi5lc true, it's BEEN weird sjdjdj

[@rosemoon9219]

Yeah man, even before tumblr! All them tv shows being like, so smart do genius. Like no! those fucking cops where to busy ignoring the murders of sex workers to catch them

[@graysonhubbard3979]

i literally saw a tiktok of a girl who got a sleeve of tattoos of famous serial killers. like actual tattoos of their faces. i almost lot my godamn mind when i saw it, and then i saw PEOPLE DEFENDING IT TOO???!?!?

[@awkwardtaco8259]

@@MR-qi5lc girls used to go to ted bundy’s trials dressed as his victims to try and please him….

[@Doki-2000]

"Are you trying to awaken me to my life's purpose which is child abuse?" I CANNOTAGAGAHJABD

[@kriston_]

“Babies sometimes poop in the water” “No sh*t ho” “No there IS shit ho” Trixie’s comedic timing 😂

[@ahutch520]

this part killed me!

[@phemarketing]

I read this at the same time she said it!!!🤣

[@julidesubasi]

Rumour has it Katya didn't walk till age of 4 'cause her legs refused carry a baby

[@TheNika2009]

💀💀😂😂😂 this the one!

[@Eemsta]

🏆🏆🏆

[@sc4848]

Trixie's trademark loud bird noises laugh*

[@oonaneveling8611]

underrated comment

[@gunungmerapiapi1933]

HAHAHAHA

[@TheDevilisAskirt]

Katya: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly pining for a child." Me: same.

[@nour8127]

"it's like a puppy... but it's a human!" - tracy martel 2021

[@wobbletree2494]

The opposite of a fur baby, now called: flesh puppy

[@kaylavandyke6256]

“why would i hold a baby” EXACTLY

[@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992]

Yeah, they look better in cribs, or as table centerpieces.

[@catherineslocombe7600]

because there cute

[@tearsintheraincantfeelthep475]

Drop them on the head, so that you become the smart sibling

[@professorjphillips]

Yaaaas my sentiments exactly

[@MagicalGirlContractor]

I was too preocupied by Trixie's lack of space from her wig, to realize how hard KATYA is serving today. GOD ANYWAYS TIME TO WATCH

[@caileighcurrie7781]

as someone genuinely named "caileigh" - thank you katya for understanding my truth

[@imsadlol4528]

i’m so sorry ❤️

[@werewolf1301]

I feel it'd be such a serve to legally change your name, but just to a more standard spelling of your current name

[@plasticlawnfurniture]

that last bit about how serial killers aren't evil geniuses they're just assholes is so important

[@Trund27]

These are facts!

[@please_im_a_staaar]

But like it's often times a mental disorder/trauma of some kind too. If only jails had therapists that would help mentally ill serial killers manage their mental problems. Cause like now we just take a criminal and dump in jail where they get abused by inmates and guards and we expect them to become better after that?!! Mama...

[@TenderNoodle]

@Randolin Plop calling someone an a*shole doesn’t mean there was no reason for them to be one or that they became an a*shole out of nowhere. It doesn’t matter what happens to you, if you decide to go Ted Bundy on the world you’re an a*shole. End of story.

[@yaman1047]

@@please_im_a_staaar they don’t deserve help

[@junejj2127]

Not to mention a lot of them get away with it for so long not because they're smart or cunning but because they're white! And the ones still out there laying low because their victims are poc or ppl in marginalized communities, so who cares if they go missing

[@brantesaurus]

I screamed when Katya said Moon Beam. That’s what my sister wants to name her son.

[@xVixenx]

Pls say sike right now 😭😔

[@Blue-vb5gl]

The people need an update is that actually what your sister named her baby?

[@voicebox4594]

Pls stop her

[@vineeta6645]

She could go for "chandini" which means moon beam in hindi and is a super common name here in india

[@yeet1066]

She’s rly giving him a warrior cat name

[@TH1515FAK3]

Baby names in recent times are hilarious. “What’s her name?” “MckBrylaigh”

[@ectooo]

(pronounced "Todd")

[@kitlee172]

@@ectooo The most underrated comment of all the comments. 👆🏼

[@TheKillahKyla]

Just in the US/Canada.

[@KynsonMitchell]

those christains and their baby names

[@jackh.3052]

@@KynsonMitchell not just christians like all the fricking religious people

[@sheltered4460]

Not katya saying shes never held a baby, meanwhile there are a bunch of pictures of her holding babies LMAO

[@juanignaciobidart5823]

trixie talking about babies while looking like a rich pinot grigio chugging momager that clearly isn’t going to remarry

[@KamiAva]

Love this omy

[@th2k864]

Well done sir.

[@segamai]

They are so attuned to each other that they don’t even finish interrupting each other before moving on to the next thing, I live

[@ellenbentulan7731]

“I’ve done everything to a baby” -Tracy martel 2021

[@sybilks1072]

🤣😂 I was typing a comment when Trixie said that & I laughed so loud and hard, my tummy shook! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ellenbentulan7731]

@@sybilks1072 LOL

[@fredginger4ever]

"Poor people just want their baby to survive..... How about Beth?" And despite having no children, I felt that....

[@christinat1019]

Katya made such a good point at the end though - “Mama, that’s not a genius, that’s a dickhead”

[@ukoowkolli4905]

So true. Stop the glamourization.

[@TheRayThai]

Trixie and Katya are everyone’s mom, whether they like it or not.

[@azlxns]

but we're all baby and thus they hate us 😭

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

The way they talk, like when Katya points her finger for emphasis, & Trixie adds something is like them discussing grocery bills & shit while having coffee at the kitchen counter while we play in the living room

[@cosmicsymbols4225]

Nah, they're like the fun vodka aunts that show up every once and a while to give gifts, questionable advice, maybe push some boundaries, then scram.

[@ggoddf5889]

thats right

[@m00d77]

@@cosmicsymbols4225 Exactly.

[@thebonbrests741]

"I have a question" -'yeah' "It's more of a story" -'okay'

[@hb8132]

Honestly this resonates with me as a teacher... the children don't ask questions. They want to talk about something funny that happened to them

[@staceycameron4157]

hahahaha damn it! u beat me to it lolol

[@azlxns]

@@hb8132 so Tracy is the baby?

[@valerielevasseur8674]

@@hb8132 Academics too. Most conferences have unofficial bingo cards where the centre square is “My question is more of a comment...”

[@lillianrose3692]

Katya: I would NEVER hold a baby KZbin shorts: *Katya in multiple different photos, holding babies*

[@androgyny77]

"can you return a baby if you don’t like it?" "To who? God?" That was actually pretty dark, Haha.

[@yellowwren5129]

I fucking lost it at that! xD

[@RNCHFND]

I think she meant the adoption (places? clinics? offices? orphanage?) people. In that case, you can return the baby but that's very rare and a huge process to do it. (Because the process to adopt the kid is very strict to avoid this situation). There's a famous case of a 'mommy vlogger' Myka Stauffer and her husband that returned their son Huxley who was adopted in China because he "was too much work". They already had four other biological children. Apparently the kid had more health issues than they were told and they decided to give it back after more than 3 years with him and after profiting a lot out of the adoption process videos here on youtube.

[@clarmy6804]

„I’ve done everything to a baby.“ Katya: * surprised Pikachu *

[@wendymarieglew6548]

I actually laughed out loud at that especially the look on Katya's face!!

[@joaquinollo407]

trixie's been having many "call 911" moments lately

[@hexcub32]

Katya: “Apparently I was an easy baby.” Me: “Aww, and now she’s an easy adult.”

[@georgiawheaton2604]

The way Trixie said “hello gurl”, I cannot determine the energy, but I love it

[@zippyyenavigator707]

“ Casserole of utter foolishness” is my new resume header

[@emmyali920]

This is by far my favorite show on the internet. I’m an old lady, who needs a laugh now more than ever. I re-watch these often, because they are both so relatable! I just absolutely LOVE Katya. She is the BEST. Her comments make me laugh like no one else. I have to be careful and not watch these late at night, because all my laughing wakes up my old man. Thanks for keeping me sane ladies!!! Love you both so very much! ❤️❤️

[@PINKLolovewa]

No ur not

[@owenacred1367]

Trixie's Days Of Our Lives moment at the start really fit this entire outfit. She literally looks like a washed up ex-soap-opera-star mom

[@ggoddf5889]

lmao like a more polished zack and cody mom

[@iamnotreal6703]

Everytime Trixie talks about being Ojibway my soul comes alive.

[@Charissahoo]

It’s the Bimini babes fan that Katya was waving around for me

[@shannonmohammed3333]

is bimini katya's new same parts/contact?

[@jamesmoreno631]

It’s an important part of this season and I’m here for it

[@azlxns]

@@shannonmohammed3333 yes. yes it is.

[@mikrokosmos9290]

charissa omg

[@gabreeze8844]

Bimini Bon Babee Kayllaegh

[@audreynicoleyoung6920]

“If u and I ever acquire a baby” - Tracy Margarita

[@naurcho]

"finders keepers" -- Trixie in Baby Gap walking away with someone else's child, probably

[@victorg.2816]

Not Tracy Margarita 😭😭😭

[@leilaniortega5876]

Awe Trixies response about having trouble with a baby “For comedy I would throw it out a window.... I would make it work” 💖

[@PabloEmanuel96]

I loved that

[@BendrogynousVlogs]

Trixie pulled up a photo from her phone and Katya brought a whole ass vintage photo album book… hi old

[@lcverses]

trixie's bowl cuts have the exact same energy as her night gowns

[@jamiehenderson8632]

Slightly disturbing but still a serve?

[@Tuxxxido]

Ugly

[@parker4406]

I don't know why I get this but I do and thats okay

[@goldenarchives2013]

I love Trixie's pride about taking the title of "most famous gay person from Milwaukee" from Jeffrey Dahmer. Trixie to Jeffrey Dahmer: "Sorry flop!" 😂 11:45

[@leiram8833]

Yeah, that was gold! Along with Katya dragging the 'evil genius' trope through the mud, as it deserves.

[@chroniceverything]

As a born and bred Wisconsinite, I tell complete strangers that Trixie and I hail from the same state. Not just that, but less than 2 hours away. When they aren’t as impressed as they should be, I make them sashay away.

[@shayne.7770]

@@chroniceverything as you should!!

[@rladii1536]

“Hi I don’t want to hear anything about this wig” is me coming into work almost everyday lol

[@phillipth3deystroyr758]

‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@bloodyrose3275]

"I have a sneaking suspicion it turns into a child, and I hate kids." Trixie Mattel Best phrase ever

[@neilafritts7334]

Trixie looks like a 3rd grade teacher who’s also a lesbian and I’m obsessed with it

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

she looks like the super woke art/library/music teacher that everyone loves

[@sarahnaomi4332]

This was for real my elementary music teacher. And I found out she had a long term gf (at the time love wasn't legal). And EVRYONE LOVES HER STILL

[@deangomm3423]

she looks like her name is Deborah

[@misaetmi]

She looks like my first grade teacher who we called Ms. Kitty Yeah that was her name

[@quietquitter6103]

Third grade teachers ARE lesbians

[@alexabessee]

Here to say that if someone asks you about having kids, and you don’t want even one, look them in the eye and say “This bloodline ends with me.” Real talk, do not let anyone tell you you have to have kids, do not let anyone try and pressure you into it. I don’t want them, they’re lots of work, very expensive, high maintenance, and don’t even get me started on my inherent fear of not being able to care for them if they’re born with a mental/physical disability or end up developing a mental illness. It’s okay to say you’re too selfish to have a kid. And plus, the more I look at it, there’s lots of disadvantages and negative side affects during the pregnancy that barely outweigh or equal the positives (Do not try and “convince me otherwise” btw, because I won’t hear it and I will slap you through whatever screen you may be using. I don’t have the time for people to try and tell me what to do with my future. The cheaper my future is the better, and not having kids is already getting one step ahead) *Edit:* I’m gonna get this out there before I could get attacked lol, I’m not digging anyone for wanting kids. I know my strongly-worded opinion could make it seem that way, and for that I apologize, but you are perfectly valid for wanting kids. If you know you can care for them and have the funds to raise them, then all the power to you. I do find it incredible that you can fully bring a new life into this world, and I will bow down to the lengths you go through to make sure your child is healthy. However, you become invalid almost immediately if you try to pressure others into having children just because you think they should. People, whether they’re a woman or not, do not owe *you* a baby, or anything for that matter, and it is frankly none of your business whether or not they should have children. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

[@chaicoffeecup]

Yesss! Agreed

[@ivajelic3824]

yeees bitch, speak your truth!

[@eily_b]

When people ask you "Why don't you want kids?" I reply "Why do you want kids?" They usually don't know why but I do know why I don't want them. 😉

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

I 👏🏽LOVE👏🏽THIS👏🏽COMMENT!!!! Preaaaaacccchhhhhhh

[@maryanneorchard9111]

💯% agree with this.

[@sourgrapes262]

I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw carol Brady again

[@elizabethmckinley1124]

I’m a firm believer in giving weird baby names to dogs. Cause dogs won’t have to deal with the consequences of being named McNavy 😂😂😂

[@ChaosHarlequin]

"I have a question" "Yeah" "It's more of a story" "Okay"

[@titanz1029]

In the words of Moira Rose: "You realise the bebe is crying? Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?" This would be me as the parent of a bebe.

[@GrimzyShake]

Where is bebe’s chamber?

[@quenepacrossing4675]

“I’ve done everything to a baby”- the way Katya’s pikachu face made me choke on my empanada.

[@leiram8833]

I love how Ttixie thinks she's the Queen of Edgy Comedy, but she's still innocent enough to accidentally say things like this.

[@lauracastro3826]

De que era tu empanada? 👀

[@Sonsbitchesall]

You bedduh choke on that empañada come awn choking on food sistahhh OW!

[@quenepacrossing4675]

@@lauracastro3826 beef and cheese como me las hacia my abuelita

[@lauracastro3826]

@@quenepacrossing4675 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@creepydude94]

"are you trying to awaken me to my life's purpose? which is child abuse." Oh I'm gonna use that one next time a relative asks for grandkids/nibblings

[@c8kelly659]

Katya had the energy of a 90 year old British man when she said “Apparently, I was an easy baby.”

[@polisherci]

dead at this comment

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

British men do talk about that a surprising amount

[@naynay-fi7iv]

Yeah and the way she looked around after saying it. lol

[@mrinalkantidas6392]

“How to make money off a baby? Sell the baby” 👏🏼👏🏼

[@_mok9404]

Start a family vlog channel, utter sin

[@lindseyolson4]

Katya: can you return a baby if you don’t like it? The Stauffers: 👁👄👁

[@ifollowillingly2]

Deeeeaaaadddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

Omg outta pocket

[@kui_maina]

😂😂 i had just forgotten about the husband's egg shape head

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

The Stauffers? Edit: OH. MY. GOD. WHAT A PAIR OF FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!! There are no words!! None!

[@rydbthatsme]

It’s fun to joke about being a trash human it’s another thing entirely to be a trash human.

[@saulpinzon4472]

1 M views in days? Their backs must hurt from carrying this entire channel.

[@chriscze6153]

I wish they had their own channel because then I'd subscribe

[@zzzcocopepe]

My back muts hurts too

[@saulpinzon4472]

@@zzzcocopepe AHAHAHA

[@mementomori.goodbye.5104]

@@chriscze6153 Trixie does have a channel

[@lakethefrog]

​@@mementomori.goodbye.5104give me the link pls

[@princessai4162]

"Rich people love to put weird names on baby's. " X Æ A-12 : 👁👄👁

[@loggyandrew]

I was just thinking this lmao

[@natashang5851]

I was waiting for them to mention this 😂

[@cyrilfoday]

“Why would I hold a baby?! I don’t even want to hold a vase of flowers!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wacksonjittemore4013]

It doesn't make sense but... I felt that. lol

[@morgenfaye6282]

“I was an EASYYYYY baby.” a.k.a. I cried so little that my parents started to wonder what’s wrong with me.

[@kitlee172]

I had a cesarean and as soon as that bebe was popped, he made a sound like he was lol’g. Immediately, the entire room of medical professionals burst out lol’g. I was not amused. 😾

[@Justlilmonster]

@@kitlee172 he's laughing? Is he little baby Jesus?

[@morgenfaye6282]

@@kitlee172 No, that's the beginning of The Omen.

[@dontperceiveme3025]

I slept so tight my mother had to check if I was still breathing

[@bluesakura2092]

I never cried either only when my parents put me down BC I always wanted to be held.

[@thalesb1324]

next time someone hand you a baby to hold, you say "thanks, but i'm not hungry"

[@lucyfisher3940]

next episode: Trixie and Katya have to spend 24 hours with a baby

[@sunnymarie2060]

Are u trying to kill the baby or....?

[@kristi.s9922]

They would do great. Trixie calculates how much money she can make from it and Katya knows Trixie would never trust her with a baby. So it would be a walk in the park for both of them. 😂

[@goddesstiva]

Trixie: I need to take a walk Katya: *twerking*

[@taylifts]

Trixie said Raven complimented her makeup just for me to go down a rabbit hole of Fashion Photo Ruview AS3 and all I found was Raven booting this exact bowl cut LMAO #Journeys

[@robertfruchey5778]

If you were looking for Raven talking about trixies makeup, I believe it’s the season 7 finale episode

[@taylifts]

@@robertfruchey5778 I KNEW I'd heard her talk about it at some point. I gave up and I was thinking "it's probably the season 7 Ruview" lol thank you!

[@olivias.8215]

"That's like escaping Scientology and naming your baby L. Ron" 😭 😭 😭💀 💀

[@armygirl85fuckhitler74]

Omg I'm so high I thought she said ELRON😂😂😂 I still laughed lol

[@TONYZANDERZ]

*"she was taking pictures of herself in the middle of the crosswalk, if Im not going to, a Tahoe will"* I- 🤣

[@kittycattt93]

The Trixie in clueless 2 with Paul Rudd edit was EVERYTHING

[@tcander]

“McNeiveigh” is taking me all the way out 😩🤣😵‍💫

[@weasel1822]

My mom’s coworker named her kid “Honda”. She didn’t even congratulate her on her new baby when she heard that. She rolled her eyes and walked away.

[@ngoctruong502]

If the baby was part japanese that's okay but otherwise weird

[@xVixenx]

@@ngoctruong502 it’s weird regardless tbh

[@stalebread9050]

@@ngoctruong502 eh here’s the thing. Honda is a Japanese surname, not a given name. So it would definitely be weird regardless.

[@_chrshcmps]

I have a classmate back in College whose name is Toyota. When we ask her why her name is Toyota, her family wants a name that would be memorable and easily to remember. It work tho 😂

[@xVixenx]

@@_chrshcmps 🤣 fair enough I guess lmfao

[@leigh8253]

When it comes to having help I always look toward the cultures that have multi generation households , literally so many countries have grandparents that move in when the baby is born and just stay , it’s so much easier and the child receives so much love and funds are much easier to manage when you don’t have to pay sitters and daycares .

[@katya_velour785]

I swear I knew Katya’s infamous quote would be featured in here “If you have a baby you can’t be the baby” 😭

[@TheRayThai]

Trixie without giant hair doesn’t make sense with my fantasy.

[@chriiiiis]

Last time she wore that damn bowl cut a pandemic happened

[@livyyybabyyyy]

@@chriiiiis the bowl cut is responsible

[@Losdiariosdemel]

Same

[@mirandayoung1321]

Not me finding out I'm pregnant and ✨️IMMEDIATELY ✨️ rewatching this episode for the 57th time

[@heathenised]

yo its been 9 months, how are you doing?

[@obscurahistoria6276]

I'm curious too, hope everything worked out well!

[@Zachopotamus]

"Returning the baby to God" is basically a medieval euphemism for post-partum murder lol

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Isnt that literally what medieval Chinese or Japanese (can't fully remember) people did? They had a specific word for it. The parents would decide if they wanted to keep the kid, and if they didn't it was the midwife's job to 'return the child to the spirits', so that it could be born into the same family later. Killing the baby after deciding to keep it was illegal though.

[@defiantender]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx i mean i know that was common af in many tribal societies.

[@Zachopotamus]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx I think you're thinking of Heian Japan but I'm sure the practice was not unheard of in other parts of the world. Death, particularly infant mortality, was much more common than it is today and so people didn't think of it in the same way as we do now.

[@lindatelevangelista7743]

Tracy Martell is that rich soccer mom while Katy is giving me “Tracy’s hoarder soccer mom friend who wants to stay young”.

[@GriffinAndThings]

"The way my baby would wear a wig." -Trixie Mattel

[@xoxokaleigh]

Katya said "Kaleigh" and I'm like ........she really just came for me 💀

[@kadreabrazil]

Trixie is extra “not-letting-katya-speak” today.

[@Yikes702]

It's so irritating.

[@cummybongwater3458]

it is almost definitely just the editing of the episode

[@anirbanchatterjee1422]

When Katya said nanny and Fran Drescher walked past saying Mr. Sheffield...I cannot.

[@dodogabon6966]

"i've done everything to a baby"..oof trixie just ended her career as a baby

[@shayne.7770]

Baby on baby violence is not okay

[@barrymillerz]

7:54 the way they edited her leaving the house with that finger pointed like that is killing me