Wrong Way to Wipe - Always Open | Rooster Teeth

[@beary523]

KERRY I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN FOREVER

[@nerocole6734]

I need a show that's just Miles and Kerry critiquing dating profiles. That was damned funny lol! Loved the episode!

[@SixSwansVodka]

I feel like that would get stale real quick

[@whoknows7968]

They approached the dating profile like they were writing a script, it was actually pretty enjoyable to watch.

[@360lateflip]

Kerry played by jonah hill, Shaquille o'neal, and a children's party clown rob a bank. Shaw Shaq redemption.

[@spookie6836]

I actually think the guy in fall out boy would be a better celebrity fit for kerry

[@dragondreads505]

I clicked on as soon as I saw my boi Miles Luna

[@itmeboyo9463]

I love seeing Kerry on screen with how chill and funny he seems and it's always nice to hear about how he's been doing.

[@noodlesushi111]

you can always count on Miles Luna to make something wholesome. love the guy!

[@Collsy100]

At 19:47 I legit did a spit take at Kerry's deadpan "Yeah, we could dissect him."JFC, KERRY.

[@jacobzafrin2075]

Barbara's pot brownie story is from the RT podcast. Aaron and Chris describe it in vivid detail for those more interested the episode is titled The sibling situation and is number 376.

[@elliecinnamonroll]

I dont think they were pot brownies, i think they were laxative filled brownies

[@jacobzafrin2075]

@@elliecinnamonroll No both Barbara's version and Aaron's rely on the fact they were pot. Aaron tells the story in more detail so you might go listen to that story for more information.

[@elliecinnamonroll]

@@jacobzafrin2075 ooooh okay is see, sorry for the mix up

[@wendigo3698]

An absolute legend

[@jakemakarov9716]

33:55 Miles and Luna simultaneously looking up at Texas' declaration of freedom as if to learn his ways

[@elliecinnamonroll]

You mean Miles and Kerry?

[@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation]

How many people working at RT that we don't see normally think to themselves everyday" half the people here wear and are semi obsessed with underwear from the same company and most people don't have this at their jobs."

[@daltondoestheirbest]

Im happy to see Kerry and Miles out and about with a smile on their face.

[@WolfNoxGaming]

Thank you for bringing the combination of Kerry, Miles & Mariel for the season finale.

[@Coinsocks]

Kerry: "Not to spend too much time on this..." Title of the episode

[@dominicgarciajr]

Doppelganger's from the Mexican band REIK. Very popular. Knew I'd seen you before Miles.

[@AriellaSalinas]

I'M LEGIT SO HYPED ABOUT CAMP CAMP!

[@badrabbit0077]

Kerry lost weight. He looks good. I didn't even recognize him at first.

[@benjaminbrannon6132]

*_David and Daniel are dopplebangers-_*

[@brentpnw9091]

Full on Canadian 'oot' from Barbara at 8:28. Haha

[@skyvscalimous]

"uploaded 1 min ago. 69 views" Nice!

[@torchwoodboy5564]

So sad I’m missing RTX this year but hopefully next time!

[@toastedgarlicofficial]

I missed Kerry in live action contents he’s really funny

[@TARWCreations]

I love Kerry!! MORE KERRY

[@IDontKnowHowToStop]

Kerry's look is like his mid way evolution, on the way to Guillermo del Toro, which is Nice

[@agogobell28]

Oh my god I can see it!

[@SPOICYRamen]

Can we just take the time and appreciate Texas's amazing anime shirts? 💕😊💚 COWBOY BEEBOP FUCKINHG RULES!🖤🔥

[@danabandaned6792]

Miles episodes are simply the best episodes.

[@xblueflame]

To counter the pee hole thing, that only works with regular boxers. Not boxer briefs, jockstraps, thongs, or briefs. Not everyone wears regular boxers. In short, it depends on your underwear too.

[@jacef1121]

LtPeppermint also it’s difficult to do with above average “members.” It’s easier to just unbutton and pull it all out than to try to fit it through.

[@10010s]

Took me almost an hour to realize Kerry was wearing a Pokemon hat.

[@arcclone]

1:06:00 You are not shallow. Him going everywhere in sweatpants while you make the effort to dress up is a little ridiculous.

[@izzybroccoli7879]

37:40 had me laughing so hard I cried

[@sfehlbaum]

"If I'm a la mode" I love it.

[@Mighty_Dork]

I'm 17 and have younger brothers. I did not introduce them to Always Open but they still found it and watch it. I can tell you. 12 year olds do watch it

[@daylu5388]

Hah! I got an ad for Catholic elementary schools

[@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489]

No one reacts to Barbra’s joke about taking it well and I’m sadden she didn’t get the appreciation for that

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

50:15 he goes to his Miles Ross voice 😂😂😂

[@ajap2477]

Kerry!!!! It's been so long! He's so hilarious, I miss him being on camera!

[@BlackbeardGaming-]

Loved this episode. Gotta say, that last part was really good, as someone who couldn't care less about fashion, I'll make sure to use those tips when I buy stuff.

[@rosavision3D]

I’m happy Kerry is doing okay 💕

[@roll451]

I love Kerry He has so many quick jokes

[@jamesf616]

I have found out that every episode of this podcast is the I think " oh god I do that "😂

[@murrayb1969]

Love this show so much! Can't wait for the next season

[@superspartan127]

Kerry with the Celeste shirt good taste

[@Arkatox]

I realized 30 minutes into this that Kerry is wearing a Celeste shirt! That’s actually my favorite shirt I own!

[@syrehanmin6342]

Is it bad i started watching this when i was 12, and its been my favortie podcast since

[@aappcye8869]

New life goal: smoke weed with kerry and burnie

[@Junior-ep2hg]

44:02 Mariel gets it. 😁

[@MHThinkinBoutTheEnd]

Please have Kerry on the show more!!! I love whenever he's on, he's so funny!

[@cfctloz]

little does mariel know i actually do own a 'do it for her' mariel version

[@krxft5509]

you’ve given me an idEA

[@cfctloz]

@@krxft5509 blessed

[@kennylind24]

Good to see Kerry in content again! Was worried for a while

[@ComicDrake]

See you at RTX!

[@MajFAIP]

Thank you for the critique group, I will try the improvements you suggested ^_^

[@Jam-Beat]

Does anyone know where I can find the hat our sweet Kerr-bear is wearing? I've googled for an hour and turned up NOTHING 😤😤😤

[@UndeniableTurnip]

Miles and Kerry are fabulous guests

[@carysdavies2603]

LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH !!!!!

[@azurvolt6380]

I’m going to rtx this year I’m really excited

[@wakeful1710]

Post Malone could play Carrie, and Adam Lavine could play Miles

[@shadowangel3995]

Why couldn’t we see Trevor’s face when Barb commented at the end of the profile critique? 🤔🤔🤔 Miles is the live action version of Ren. I knew it.

[@guiltysonder]

Any possibility of having Philip Defranco on the show?

[@claytoncunningham8770]

For those of us in that 2 inch middle range a belt is a must have. Don't want to be pulling up my pants every few steps nor be constricted all day to wear the next size down.

[@Jake-dm4rk]

Hey Miles any chance you can return for season 18 of rvb? Continue the chorus and Mercs story??

[@inquisitorichijou883]

Miles and Kerry; so they basically have the minds behind RWBY on the Show this time - together with Yang. (I do wonder if they will make a role for Mariel in RWBY at some Point)

[@shadowangel3995]

Inquisitor Ichijou, role for Mariel and for Ellie.

[@grundi18]

Quit reading these Barbara, your better than making yourself feel down with the negative comments

[@brianbarber9218]

Barb if you clicked to see the replies you're definitely not taking Dead Oz's message to heart. Comment sections are the bottom feeders of the internet, rise above it!

[@patrickracer43]

We have a rare Kerry Shawcross sighting... I think the last time we had a recorded Kerry Shawcross sighting was either a episode of CRWBY or the first episode of Volume 6 of RWBY? (Although I don't think that counts because that was a VA appearance)

[@HighPriestFuneral]

He was in the finale of the RWBY:Rewind so only about... 3 months, alright that is a pretty long time.

[@rn_mt1017]

Mariel caught up with RWBY Part of Barbara got cut up in RWBY ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

[@josewong6107]

The Magician/Shaq movie should have been titled “Shaquille O’Steal”...

[@JurassicLion2049]

Omg if there was a Barbara Dunkelman movie Id cast Margot Robbie as Barb in a heartbeat.

[@Zurrke]

I'd just cast Barb

[@daichitengri9980]

Jurassic Lion I was thinking the same thing!

[@davidjacobo5637]

You don't want to wipe with a phone book, but you can't have it so thin that your finger always looks like a open twix bar. You have to spread and wipe away, and remember. Wiping is like a test, notatter how hard you try you always miss some

[@jacef1121]

More Always Open with Miles. K? Thanks.

[@azurvolt6380]

22:52 I am so disappointed that someone didn’t say burnie at that moment

[@RubyRoks]

Kerry looking like mid 00's Patrick Stump. I dig it

[@josh_wink]

Love the Cowboy Bebop shirt Texas

[@MentorMase]

Kerry and Miles need their own podcast. Call it "Seriously Silly" or something like that.

[@1uknvenom]

He is from a group named Reik. He's the lead singer

[@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation]

There's a German joke here

[@1uknvenom]

@@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation what is it? I dont speak German.

[@AirZeph]

Shouldn't the Shaq magician movie be called... Ala KAZAAM?

[@Moftheworld-lp6ii]

Kerry might be one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard

[@KBallelli]

I'm so sad that I don't live in the south anymore. I'm missing out on all the RTX fun!

[@HaloHuntress]

Please have Geo from Ask The Feels on as a guest. The similarities between the two shows is incredible

[@marilynbarbato7847]

Put red vs blue se 17 on youtube be kas the website is so annoying ads

[@vAqeii]

You swiped *w r o n g*

[@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation]

I've been wondering: Off topic, Always Open, RT podcast,on the spot, etc. All seem to have their own special 15% off codes for RTX. Do those add up or is it one or another

[@benleach8908]

MacGregor Battenhouse there’s likely a limit of 1 code per purchase

[@_JR_]

All of the different codes is really just to track what channels told you about RTX and made you buy your ticket

[@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation]

@@benleach8908 oh well. No 60% off

[@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation]

@@_JR_ So it's best to choose your favorite?

[@_JR_]

Well, it’s the same 15% off for you, but maybe choose the one you watch the most. I don’t fully know what they use them for but they are clearly made as referral codes.

[@aproperson23]

Kerry is alive still?!?!

[@patrickracer43]

11:40 I feel like both the Kerry Shawcross and Miles Luna unauthorized documentaries and biopics would kinda be boring, since we'll probably get scenes that overlap with them writing RWBY, and for Miles, it would be RWBY and Camp Camp... Although now that I mention it, I want to see the RWBY creative process being rediculously overdramatized

[@jamieschow420]

Belt is a survival tool ;)

[@thenewhoudini7732]

Tara from the walking dead would play mariel

[@renkuu_VT]

love ur shirt kerry

[@scorchedsnyper]

Kerry 💚

[@macandtreez]

Kerry and Miles made me laugh so much this episode!

[@jorgediaz2247]

No Gavin for the wiping discussion? :(

[@garettturbettmusic]

It’s just a pain to use the fly on briefs, boxers have super easy flys to deal with

[@jeremysphinx_jer5480]

50 min in love you as a fan, Barbara!

[@jumpingbean69]

George Carlin said "Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are even stupider than that!"

[@JurassicLion2049]

If there was a movie about Rooster Teeth Id prefer the bigger budget film simply because weve got the documentary already. But if it didnt go the route of every single biopic and instead got creative in its craft like say having the story of the OG RT crew mixed with a soundtrack thats in line with RvB & their other works.

[@RGcrasyRG]

A finale without funhaus? *_RIOT_*

[@kingdomjesss]

For miles use Zentai zone, super great quality and reasonable prices

[@zachdl1]

If he wants to dress that way, he can. Dont ask him to change because you are dressed nice, if anything dress down with him. Maybe he doesn't want to be going out, maybe he'd prefer to stay in hence the outfit. What hes wearing is not important, what is is why he wears it and why you care so much.

[@AcidicOrpheus73]

It's hard to believe that I've cried to RWBY and RvB and Kerry and Miles have been and are writers for those shows, these freaks have made stories that made me cry my eyes out

[@itsdeonlol]

KERRY!!!!

[@loz9848]

Was she demonstrating the wrong way to wipe in the thumbnail?

[@phoenixtyphoon5463]

Well I know my toilet habits are fine now XD

[@Labeled90]

So I'd like to point out that those of us that go over not through, might be too thick in the junk to fit through without having their flow squeezed or scraped by the zipper. I've tried going through but I physically cannot lol.

[@TheJosh13B]

I'm not grinding it like Tony Hawk... lol