Wrong Ways To Ride! Fails Of The Week

[@failarmy]

What was your favorite clip?

[@Subjectivity13]

The ship sinking, for sure. I don't think I've seen a real ship sink on camera like that, outside of a movie. That was wild.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

I liked the ones that happened organically, rather than the ones that were produced to sell to you. XD

[@ЛюдмилаЧернова-ю8у]

Лыжник попал в такую страшную снежную ловушку, ужас просто 😢

[@wesleywarsmith1113]

0:58 That's terrifying. If you don't have a bro with you it's doom for you.

[@dav1dsm1th]

@@Psychol-Snooper Are you implying that filming yourself opening a running blender may have been planned? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you 🙂

[@kemp0063]

Falling into an ice crevasse is one of my greatest fears. It's like falling off a cliff into a claustrophobic ice coffin. Two fears in one :D

[@vomm]

Michal Schumacher died that way

[@DasDaniel007]

​@@vomm you're stupid ? he had only injured his head while skiing,. and has only withdrawn from the public ... he is certainly not dead you liar

[@mosesb2054]

lol he is not dead

[@oliknow]

you have oddly specific fears

[@TurboNutterBastard]

@@vomm Schumacher is still with us.

[@ColonelPanic007]

The skier fell into a crevasse. His friends lowered a rope to him and he escaped uninjured. Happened in France.

[@MrSham3less]

Thank Allah

[@ЛюдмилаЧернова-ю8у]

Спасибо за пояснение, это было страшно...

[@fleatactical7390]

Thank God you used the right French word then!

[@all.in.one101]

❤❤

[@infinitysynthesis]

@@MrSham3less Why thank a made up fictional character?. Thank his friend who saved him.

[@Chef_Deth]

“This is us after the bars” needs to be on a t shirt lol

[@madisonbadger9454]

You can see their footprints in the snow…. Coming right from the car. One of them drove drunk.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

@@madisonbadger9454 YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT They could be AK-TING!

[@BenNuProductions]

@@thedevilinthecircuit1414 clear fresh prints from driver & passenger walking to the house. Don’t defend idiots.

[@BenNuProductions]

Yeah - an anti-drunk driving shirt.

[@Ussopah]

@@madisonbadger9454 Oh no...DEMONS

[@giggiwidit5638]

4:10: Was that person trying for a world record or something ? ... To see how many cars they can hit in one minute ???

[@patmygroin]

Yeah and at 4:27 right where the heart is drawn on the windshield created a hole 😏 odd. I guess like pouring hot water on an iced window, the temperature difference in that one area

[@scottmcshannon6821]

obviously drunk, no license, no insurance so they just have to make the situation as bad as possible.

[@draxoronxztgs1212]

"I'm glad this is not my car(s)" - Niko Bellic 2008 😄

[@HANKTHEDANKEST]

Russia: 'nuff said.

[@giggiwidit5638]

@@HANKTHEDANKEST 🤣

[@redacted5485]

2:20 She managed to make a nurse shark angry... and all it did was just a little *nom*

[@cvn6555]

Yeah. Shark seemed chill until she shoulder bumped it. Gave a little nibble to say, "You do know know I'm a freaking shark, right?"

[@redacted5485]

@@cvn6555 Yep XD though nurse sharks are reported to be one of the most docile species of shark, and it shows as it didn't try to attack the diver while she dove down directly to it (probably because the shark didn't notice) and only did a little nibble when they felt threaten for the little love tap of her shoulder against its back

[@scottmcshannon6821]

why would somebody kick a shark in the face? why?

[@redacted5485]

@@scottmcshannon6821 I don't think they meant to pal xD

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

From a 1965 book on fish: "Nurse Shark: usually docile but can inflict painful bites on divers who molest it."

[@JustanotherrandomTom]

0:47 When you don’t use your spidey senses.

[@MattJasa]

Spiderman is blind :O

[@1CoupedeTat]

i use these as a 'don't laugh' challenge and spidey almost got me

[@bunnspecial]

He made a nice sound when he hit it.

[@MattJasa]

0:49 Dude is just falling into some other world.

[@csaba5415]

God I hope they were able to fish him out!

[@surfguard]

@@csaba5415 At least they managed to retrieve the camera...

[@csaba5415]

@@surfguard Haha, true! :) They knew it was for FailArmy, and therefore had priority when connecting the hook.

[@BFVK]

It's a french man, it's cut too early in the vidéo, just after you can ear him whisper "oh putain, oh putain" with a real true fear in the voice, even no french people can feel this fear in the voice.

[@brothergerasimos-bd3pq]

When he fell, I heard Mario going down a pipe sound in my head.

[@duncananderson22]

3:32 that was a pretty cool eggsplosion!

[@timothyjamieson4689]

Those “nobody was hurt” subtitles are history lol😂

[@AlejoElConejo]

0:46 That Spidey failed his spider sense 😂😂😂😂

[@mszigetihu]

0:49 that's scary as hell. Look how deep that hole is

[@elijahrose7913]

That was more than a hole.

[@nategoodwin3329]

The only conciliation is that the camera was recovered. Hopefully that means they got to him in time.

[@vomm]

It's not that deep it just looks deep because of the camera lens

[@failarmy]

@@nategoodwin3329 He was rescued. Definitely scary!

[@jedi36mindtricks]

That had to be scary!

[@theWZZA]

5:59 There is something sad about watching a ship go down. A lot of labor went into making it, it offered a livelihood, and people spent their lives on it.

[@joer3720]

Either side of that clip - peoples houses collapsing. This guy - “there is something sad about watching a ship go down” 😂

[@dysonsphere]

The ship's a reef now, so it's not all bad. That looked like a scuttle more than an accident.

[@sTaaaaaRx1]

Yeah ship was sunk on purpose

[@dezertson2011]

Weren’t those whales jumping up at 6:08?

[@blackbirdfilms1966]

The way it sinks reminds me of the 2005 Poseidon Adventure, how the ship sank in there

[@TrebleForTheBass]

The three guys on the scooter going into the river was epic lmao

[@scottmcshannon6821]

might have been going to fast.

[@sixtosilxtra4842]

The journey suddenly changed dramaticaly !! Ha ! You can see it in the first´s guy face.

[@Slicerwizard]

@@scottmcshannon6821 They were going to skip some meals?

[@bryduhbikeguy]

I had to back it up and watch a couple times to be sure,as I was laughing so hard...The guy on front looked like he was stabbing a brakepedal that wasn't there...

[@mikehawkhovers9872]

3:25 this baby lagged out lol

[@ferrari2k]

Wow, that ship going down so fast really was a nightmare... Shows how heavy they really are and if they break apart, how fast they will sink. Scary shit, I hope, everyone got off okay.

[@dumbideas3361]

1:10 getting her out was the easiest part.

[@octurn]

The most distressing thing about 00:46 is the hollow sound.

[@MrYfrank14]

Pipe was solid. Head was hollow

[@dcsteve7869]

Spidey senses were obviously not tingling but his head was after that.

[@josephkissel6062]

Everybody needs help sometimes, Peter.

[@Bakoska]

for me, the most distressing thing, is the "sketch" after this...

[@6ohTreez]

@@dcsteve7869 with great concussion comes great responsibility

[@Alex26894]

4:21 look at the red SUV with the hearts on it

[@BenNuProductions]

1:56 based on the tracks in the snow it looks like they DROVE HOME. FFS humanity...

[@bxqpxd]

7:03 "jesus please fix it" when seeing 3 beers entering car that she left opened with food inside - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@mwal853]

Jesus can't fix stupidity, I don't get why anyone would leave a car unlocked

[@MrStredders]

I feel like if you lived in a country with bears, you’d need to be sensible enough to take precaution around them like not leaving your car wide open and unattended in the wilderness. What did she want Jesus to do exactly?

[@LHyoutube]

@@MrStredders - Perhaps they were visitors or tourists to bear region?

[@julienpique7415]

Yup definitely some awesome begotry there

[@maxsuicide4767]

@@LHyoutube do people in your country just leave their car doors unlocked all the time or?

[@lev237]

0:50 was really scary

[@yuriski1]

4:10 Are we sure this guy wasn't just on a rampage?

[@Ysckemia]

@George Johnson 😂

[@theWZZA]

Yeah, I was wondering why in the world someone would do that.

[@jeremiahsmith2037]

I’m impressed that the people in the video with the bear cubs were smart enough not to try and help them, or get selfies with them.

[@AlbertaGeek]

Yes, tourists are rarely so savvy.

[@mbryson2899]

​@@GunnsonWhaddya mean? Obviously the Big J gave her good guidance! 😜

[@cvn6555]

Too many people just think they are cute and fluffy. All claws and teeth and brute strength. Had they tried to "help" those bears the momma bear would have torn them to pieces.

[@shogotube]

You know, it's not like helping a cat...

[@dcsteve7869]

they should have hit he panic button on their remote. Bears hate loud noises like horns.

[@skylined5534]

1:39 Karma like a lightning bolt. I approve!

[@mhjgh3834]

I really loved the girl on the stairs: "This is us, after the bars." 😆😂🤣😭 I rewatch it again twice. There are several comments, and they are correct about them girls driving the car home extremely drunk. They absolutely walked from the car to the stairs. They both fell in a very funny way. But actually NOT so funny anymore, because of the drunk driving.🤦🏽‍♀️ They could have killed someone.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

That car had not been driven by her.

[@mhjgh3834]

@@RideAcrossTheRiver How can u tell? It really seems like they did drunk drive one of them, not shore witch one of them.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@mhjgh3834 The vehicles are covered in snow.

[@mhjgh3834]

@@RideAcrossTheRiver Alot of people to lazy to brush of the snow or scrape of their cars. Look at their shoe steps marks on the snow from the car on ro the veranda stairs.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@mhjgh3834 They walked to the parked car and back. Those girls can't even stand up. You really think they could drive snowbound roads in the dark, with blanked-out windows, falling-over drunk, and manage to get home without a dent?

[@jotape9306]

6:10 what an elegant submarine

[@I_Cause_ConFLICKt]

So we're not gonna talk about Godzilla sinking that boat at 6:02?

[@Johnny_Serenity]

Reminds me of the opening sequence of Zilla dragging the three tugboats into the ocean after he got caught by their net

[@tranz2deep]

That bird at the end... after the fail, it just inched up and nudged a cup: "Well, that was a thing."

[@jbwarner8626]

"I meant to do that."

[@Capt-Intrepid]

So, what's the deal with the felon hitting all those cars? 4:05

[@nateman9736]

She said "Jesus fix it" like that's ever going to work 😂😂😂

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Lots of wives say that to their husbands ... same result

[@malfas9876]

0:49 I wonder how that guy came out of this.

[@waldo9254]

The same way we got into it obviously. Pffft. /s :)

[@failarmy]

@@waldo9254 Man got dad jokes!

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Little dude committed to that back flip. Had me rolling too. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@vomm]

And mom panicked as he would be made out of glass

[@whatthehelliot]

​@@vomm i mean it's a little baby trying to throw itself on its head lol, I think a gasp and seeing if the baby is OK is a pretty measured reaction

[@tbrownyabish]

That babies skull probably isnt fused all the way yet, he could've did some serious damage to himself

[@rutgercamphuis3190]

Wisdom has always been chasing these people, but they have always been faster xD.

[@DM-it2ch]

The kid at 1:39 who decided to jump on someone's car- I do hope he hurt himslef quite badly.

[@vomm]

Yeah cars are holy in our society to touch a car is like praying to a false god

[@skylined5534]

​@@vomm I don't know what you're trying to say. But for any douches out there who do this to someone else's property, you deserve to get hurt.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@vomm Yeah, don't jump on my personal property that I bought and paid for.

[@MarrisaPlays]

1:53 they are lucky to have soft snow to fall in lol. last time i was this drunk my sister and i ended up in a not to comfy bush lol. My brother in law who was the DD got so many good laughs out of us that day.

[@deathwish3955]

4:27 just broke my heart 🥲

[@lowkeysoundsystem6174]

I wanna know how they got the bears out of the car. 🤔

[@Ezrax77]

Really like to know where the bear story went!

[@theWZZA]

0:28 made me laugh harder than anything in a long time. That's why you have closed roads for filming 😁

[@sixtosilxtra4842]

The face of the guy in first position is very funny when he realizes the trip will continue by air first, and by water later. Like a sort of not planned triathlon, ha, ha...

[@bryduhbikeguy]

It looked like the guy on the handlebars kept trying to press a brake...

[@bestieswithtesties]

How do you know that isn't what they wanted to do?

[@MattJasa]

1:32 My cat does the same thing when I walk past him, but with his paws.

[@kinazzo]

I think we'll start seeing those house sinking by the river/sea videos way more often in the next years.

[@vomm]

At lease American houses as they are made out of paper

[@MrYfrank14]

It was just proven that the US newsmedia and social media lied about Trump colluding with Russia and that 50 intelligence agents lied about Hunter's laptop being Russian dis-information, but the climate warming global change thingy, or whatever they are calling it this week, THAT you just know the Democrat party and the news media would never lie about.

[@spacelemur7955]

99% of people have no idea what a cut bank is.

[@user-yc5um2pl5v]

Why is it so?

[@matthewmosier8439]

​​​​@@vomm A concrete house would have fallen BEFORE the ones in the video did. When you remove the foundation most houses fall, but concrete ones especially, due to being too heavy and being constructed of a rigid material.

[@garfieldcat4507]

2:26 girl just underestimated the level of flirt of this sexy shark))))

[@Milk-ck1wv]

its a nursing shark which are docile unless you molest it then it'll bite you painfully

[@markplotkin1166]

That juicer must have been the petzer peeler juicer from gremlins to funny lol 😂

[@quillmaurer6563]

1:51 They were so drunk the snow didn't need to be slippery. It just sat back watching the alcohol do its job.

[@jyesucevitz]

01:52 please tell me the footprints of those two drunk women don't lead back to that vehicle?

[@jamesgutin1870]

looks like they do

[@andrewallan6802]

Imagine if every time a professional cameraman got a shot they yelled “I got that on camera!”. Retakes for days…

[@elijahrose7913]

5:52 What happened to your bumper? He thought he was on the something but it was at this time, he knew he f***ed up.

[@TheChazas]

So relatable 5:32 as a regular grill guy, grilling alone with a beer as a companion and rushing inside when everyone is already inside.

[@StormChaserMaci.]

5:25 minutes that is what I call a severe hailstorm. Seen them many times. Looks like golfball size hail.

[@amogus5902]

3:11 holy crap i thought she was holding a baby

[@liec000]

3:16 : "On dirait une grenouille" 😂😂😂

[@TheOnePhillip]

Comedian Ron White Said it best “you can’t fix stupid!…stupid is forever”

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

Everyone watching at home: "He/ she is NOT OK, they might even have died". Every friend in the clips: LOOOOL, you're OK right? HAHAHA

[@user-sr5xp4pi1s]

Your content is proof that laughter knows no language barriers. Truly international comedy!

[@Franklyn7895]

I take it your Spidey senses didn't tell you about that pipe that was going to be there? 0:43

[@valmarrugal78]

0:55 according to the ice age it would have been a fun slide ride

[@ninjagobrothers5714]

Goat seeing the guy walking by: "and I took that personally"

[@StofStuiver]

That last one is the greatest imo. He is looking up, knowing that its going to fall on him if he kicks it below. And when it does, he slips and is too late getting away. Smart bird. Too funny.

[@briandoss9232]

Cars ping ponging around icy parking lots will forever be my favorite thing.

[@crtmojo2705]

5:45 that’s a polyurethane bumper. Some hot water and it will flex back into shape. Don’t use a Jack.

[@MattJasa]

2:49 Got one! Now just 27 more screws to go.

[@ecargfosreya]

Dude was on a journey to the center of the earth

[@michaelwatson7364]

1:10 "Getting her out is gonna be the worst." Kayak: "Say no more."

[@copycat138]

1:11 Getting her out was in fact not so difficult.

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

COOOLD "Can we put warm clothes on"? BOOOOOINK

[@novatraugott]

3:31 - I DIDN´T KNOW HOW BABIES CAN FLIP BACK LIKE THAT!

[@Richie_]

Spiderman got his bell rung.

[@phol.z]

0:49 HAHAHAHAHA this scream was amazing

[@alm9951]

0:24 that guy is gonna be picking splinters out until 2027.

[@oustandingsitter6106]

2:27 Idk which is funnier 😂 the lack of situational awareness or the reaction from the shark.. dude was friendly as hell but she wasnt having it

[@CoCoFarmer]

These funny videos should be prescribed by doctors for a mood boost!

[@ecargfosreya]

I do feel like Fail Army needs to stop covering people committing crimes. It encourages people to commit crime for notoriety.

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

I'm an animal lover but that little kid (i.e the young goat) would have been slowly roasted in my oven if he headbutted my Achilles like that...

[@fedoraking3611]

2:37 Why is it that every time someone falls while dancing on a pole, a mirror gets shattered?

[@brucewayne5312]

I feel so bad for laughing at 3:55 but it's 4am and it caught me off guard

[@eliasgermer8762]

2:26 - I wouldn't really say that was a fail, she acted like a boss.

[@sirenknight8007]

I think the point is she failed by bumping into the shark first and it came around to check out what hit it.

[@eliasgermer8762]

@@sirenknight8007 Yes, you are probably right! I was waiting for some sort of panic reaction (which never came).

[@YippeeSkippie426]

The round ones have zero knowledge about center of gravity, leverage, or their own weight. Makes for great videos, I must say.

[@csaba5415]

On what planet do people record themselves in their kitchen, showing how they are making something utterly uninteresting? Except for professionals on TV. This keeps happening. Of course they don’t watch FailArmy.

[@woodstream6137]

And who films themselves Flipping food or taking it out of the oven. Ridiculous

[@mrblack5145]

It's all TikTok.

[@christianstachl]

That's the result of social media. Everyone thinks they're special, everyone wants to be fameous, everyone wants those clicks and likes so first thing that comes to mind when doing something is not "How will i do it" but "Where do i put the phone to film myself". And that's only the annoying part, it peaks in videos where people rather film someone in need instead of helping because you might get some clicks out of it 😒

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

It's fine, it happens in the GuiToober community also

[@superbad13744]

1:00 That reminds me of that movie 127hours

[@yannisgouras4482]

Now you know that girl in that second clip did not pee right for a week after that

[@LHyoutube]

Pretty sure her clitoris went from being an 'outie' to an 'innie'! 😂

[@matthewmosier8439]

That was genuine pain, right there. I couldn't laugh very well at that one.

[@ericlewis3444]

two things to not say after a fail - "are you OK?" and "I got that on video"

[@ericlewis3444]

followed closely by "I told you"

[@marshmallowoflegends209]

3:24 When money is worth more than your life. 😂

[@mariamitchell7170]

I love horse at the start idk why i said that but i like the ones with animals

[@Catlover1974]

4:06 I wonder what the story about this is? Did the person start out doing this on purpose, or did he just become reckless trying to leave the scene after he hit the first car?

[@peterf.229]

in the full video a lady got out of the car i think

[@juanmanumanudice8848]

Remember goldilocks and three bears?😆😆😆😆😆 that was fun

[@bobbrown3471]

0:43 That was Tom Holland whacking his head when they were filming a scene for the upcoming Spider-Man.

[@Ohmygodstfu2045]

3:58- When you let your kid play too much GTA

[@drecknathmagladery9118]

that bear mother was like i dont want them kids shuts em in a car walks off

[@donlarsenjr2332]

My favorite clip is when the woman asks Jesus for help keeping the bears out of the car and instead, Jesus locks two of the bears in the car.

[@TechWizMaster]

1:18 her face cracked me up

[@stfailnew]

These fails are proof that even the most ridiculous situations can be turned into comedy gold

[@williamfurlan9176]

Super cool to see Shawn getting some Donut love.

[@jakeeves5935]

that one clip with the ship sinking I think might have been intentional sinking it for an artificial reef

[@s.s.amazon5152]

5:57 That is like the last thing i would expect in a FailArmy video.

[@southerningenuity4458]

0:47…Evil villains take note….you only need a pipe to defeat Spider-Man….and the sound, LOL!

[@jeremiahhester6408]

That Spider-Man getting hit by a pole! XD

[@Anonymous-iq3kc]

This is us after the bars is pretty hilarious.

[@PawsumGaming]

People gotta stop building houses that close to water...

[@CarrieMHB222]

7:05 I guess the Lord doesn’t care about your car…..or He doesn’t exist. 🤷‍♀️