WTF HAPPENED TO JURASSIC PARK 3?

WTF Happened To This Movie? - The JoBlo series that looks at troubled productions, curious creative decisions, box-office failures, surprising successes, and cult favorites!
After two brontosaurus-sized box office smashes, a third JURASSIC PARK movie seemed like a guaranteed success. But without Steven Spielberg in the director’s chair, and a script that was constantly revised throughout the entire production, the 2001 sequel was met with financial and critical disappointment, putting the dinosaur franchise into deep storage for 15 years. But is JURASSIC PARK III so bad? Sharpen your claws and find out “WTF Happened to JURASSIC PARK 3?”
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[@jonathangudino9764]

Before the video starts, I watched JP3 religiously as a kid. The cage scene was dope and I enjoyed everything from the silly to the serious. This movie has a soft spot in my spirit. That's how I feel about this film.

[@elsakristina2689]

Same here. I even re-enacted the opening with my LPS toys.

[@Brendy733]

Dude I am so nostalgic about this movie. At least this movie is fun and doesn’t have an over abundance of CGI like the new ones do.

[@Gillan1220]

Being a 1996 kid, this was my first Jurassic Park movie

[@Nick-zn1vj]

💯

[@Nick-zn1vj]

@@elsakristina2689 oh my gosh I had this mini pool and would do all sorts of scenarios But im really sad that I can't remember😢I do remember playing with the floor air vent in a trailer we lived I'd remove it and make a bridge like when they're attacked by the pteranodon Ugh I'd give anything to travel back in time just to watch myself 🙌

[@SeanChandlerTalksAbout]

Wait a minute......so you're saying it's a bad idea to go into full production on a $100 million film without a complete script?!?!?

[@xanderfoley6641]

Lol hi Shawn I’m a fan of your channel!

[@spider3266]

woah Sean is here

[@SeanChandlerTalksAbout]

@@xanderfoley6641 thanks so much for watching watching!

[@SeanChandlerTalksAbout]

@@spider3266 I watch almost all the videos in this series on this channel as well as their horror channel. 🤙🏼

[@purefoldnz3070]

this happens for many films sometimes it works sometimes not.

[@mjwbulich]

I worked on this film as a prop maker...kinda. Built sets for the better part of a month on the Universal backlot. Show up one morning and the coordinator sends everyone home. They end up striking everything we built. Was supposed to come back but I got on at Fox doing X-Files. Nothing I did made it on camera but technically I did work on the film.

[@jackdelamare]

Thanks for sharing! What did you build that didn’t make it on screen?

[@kennethwilkinson2095]

@@jackdelamare Nobody gives a shit.

[@mjwbulich]

@@jackdelamare Over 20 years ago and my memories are fuzzy. I worked on so many films and TV shows in the 90s that it all starts to run together. I remember some long corridors with big steel fire doors(really basic standard stuff) and a large room with huge glass windows and an gangway. I think it was a lab or research facility. I had about 6 years and 18,000 work hours in the industry at that point and unless the work was really interesting, which it often was not, I didn't care what I was building or how it would be used in the picture. Working in the industry sounds exciting but working 12+ hours a day 7 days a week for a few years really takes the shine off of it.

[@adamgray1753]

Still cool that you got to work in Hollywood on at least one Hollywood production, @@mjwbulich.

[@BuckarooBanzai84]

Sorry for that =(

[@thealcohologist8624]

I’ll be honest, saw this in theaters, I liked it for what it was, a popcorn action film! I seriously wonder why they would destroy that dino robot! Use it at the park for crying out loud

[@BukkuCSouls]

Can't. That's why you don't see the original animatronics from the first movie, they can't be preserved as they just deteriorate over time because of what they were made out of.

[@carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679]

nothing was funnier than going into a theater to watch one of these movies, and someone in the audience says, at top volume, in a squaky voice "I'm sorry you got eaten, Mr. Noodle!" The entire theater uproared in laughter!

[@RabbitsInBlack]

Who is Mr. Noodle?

[@carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679]

@@RabbitsInBlack he was on Sesame Street. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Noodle

[@mattmurdock3862]

@@RabbitsInBlack you are tooo young man...

[@jadeybarnett6296]

Can’t believe you made it through the entire video without mentioning the Raptor Dream….”Alan”

[@JoBloOriginals]

HUGE OVERSIGHT!

[@lutherheggs451]

as if Doug Walker hasn't humped that dead corpse enough already.

[@rickie3041]

I love the fact they foreshadow it in another scene.

[@TazarZero]

Did us viewers a HUGE FAVOR!

[@katobrucelee08]

May be in the minority but I like Jp3 over Lost World (though every character outside of grant is annoying)

[@chrisrichfield8906]

I mean most the characters besides roland tembo are annoying in Lost world. I dont think malcoms a great character in that movie either, people just like jeff goldblum.

[@Mundolego]

Me too… I’ve watched the 5 movies recently and Lost World was the only one that required an extra effort from me, to make it to the end .

[@antoniomagadan8856]

I totally agree

[@c00lhand208]

100% agree that JP3 is a more enjoyable watch than JP2: Lost World. At least for me and my family.

[@Rodanguirus]

I've come around to this as well. JP3 doesn't shoot for the moon, but it's a fun, streamlined, 90-minute thrill ride. And while the T-Rex is an absolutely iconic movie monster and its jobbing to the Spino was such a manipulative way to try to impress audiences, I do appreciate the use of the spino for being a) based on an actual dinosaur and b) being distinct from the rex/raptors. I used to give this movie crap for Alan declaring he would never go back, then immediately caving due to money. But the first movie honestly does something very similar. Though not stated by Grant himself, the chief of Hammond's amber mine is super confident they'd never convince Grant to go, and it turns out money was enough to convince him. So his character's pretty consistent. And of course, the talking raptor in the room. It's been the punchline surrounding this movie from the moment it came out, and yes it's silly and bad, but it's really not a big deal in the scheme of things. Just let the movie take that particular L and enjoy the rest for what it is.

[@jpofgwynedd3878]

My only real disappointment with JP111 was the short running time. Other than that, I had a blast when I saw in the theatre: alas, almost empty, but with a brand new Dolby Sound system... Sitting in the sweet spot, uninterrupted view... Man, it was awesome! These days I like it BECAUSE of the short running time! Fancy a quick bit of Dino action? Something familiar as almost moving wallpaper? Yeah, man. Plug it in!

[@intrepidnick2939]

Well said

[@willissudweeks1050]

This was one of the first movies that wasn’t made for little kids that my dad took me to. Good memories with it as far as I’m concerned.

[@Nick-zn1vj]

💯FOREVER

[@shinndig1293]

And yet somehow it's still better than Fallen Kingdom

[@bakedstreetyt]

Way better

[@JamesASharp]

If that's how you see it, cool. But, that's not saying much (I'm talking JP3 itself).

[@shinndig1293]

@@JamesASharp JP3 is incredibly flawed but it doesn't come off as completely soulless & inept like Fallen Kingdom does.

[@Nick-zn1vj]

@@shinndig1293 THANK YOU!!!🔥🔥🔥

[@MediaLoverChris02]

Fallen Kingdom is way better than this shit

[@Kieran2502]

This was my favourite one as a kid😂

[@Dohsoda]

I still think its a more enjoyable sequel than Fallen Kingdom. Its a short, and straight to the point B movie. People are on the island and they try to make it out alive. That's it, nothing more, nothing less.

[@xzx_lag2974]

Well jurassic park 3 is known to be the worst of the series along with dominion.

[@Dohsoda]

@@xzx_lag2974 I would watch it over "Dominion" any day of the week. At least its more focused and there's more emphasis on dinosaurs.

[@xzx_lag2974]

@@Dohsoda Well the story is bad, the characters are annoying on purpose, and the only thing saving this movie (if you can even call it one) is Alan and the dinos.

[@AlfredAmeneyro21]

JoBlo: "Jurassic Park III is the only movie in the franchise not scored by Williams..." Michael Giacchino: Well, I guess I didn't do anything in JURASSIC WORLD and FALLEN KINGDOM...

[@shinndig1293]

@Long Schlong Silver Fallen Kingdom's the only abomination.

[@shinndig1293]

@Long Schlong Silver Fallen Kingdom doesn’t even feel like it belongs in the same franchise.

[@oscarstainton]

@Long Schlong Silver Yes we do, even if you don’t like them refusing to acknowledge them is not going to erase them.

[@oscarstainton]

@Long Schlong Silver A cheap riposte. Despite your assumptions, I’m not losing any sleep over a debate about counting film musical scores (i.e. three versus five), and you clearly didn’t put any effort into making your argument any stronger.

[@DorkieShorty]

@Long Schlong Silver why? What do you think is wrong with it?

[@RaikenXion]

Your (Hollywood Executives) were so preoccupied with whether or not they could (make a third JP movie), they didn't stop to think whether they should.

[@wstine79]

"Alan."

[@1bottlejackdaniels]

with all its flaws, i enjoy "Jurassic Park III"!

[@ArakDBlade]

Its good background noise.

[@MrJC1]

Thought it was crap... until the newer ones came out... then it jumped up a knotch like alien 3. 🤣

[@purefoldnz3070]

yeah its a fun watch, good in a B movie sort of way.

[@johnnybrown7810]

Suuuuure you do

[@Gillan1220]

Same

[@LAZZAMCPE]

Still so much better then fallen kingdom 🤣

[@Movypro23]

“They’re alive....like me.” ......WHAT?! 🤪

[@LAZZAMCPE]

@@Movypro23 😂😂

[@sugreev2001]

Nah, both are bad. I can’t watch III because of how cliche it is and Fallen Kingdom is just stupid, but atleast the latter has Chris Pratt in it.

[@ShanGamer1981]

Fallen kingdom way better, this is THE worst

[@jevinday]

truth hahaha

[@everyoneash]

No matter how much I like Chris Pratt...I'll take Jurassic park 3 over his two Jurassic any time

[@karbonkeleenoog292]

Word

[@4Everlast]

100%

[@Maulbert]

I'll take it over The Lost World, too. Roland Tembo was the only likable character in TLW, and I wish Prick Van Owen had been eaten.

[@L.r.e_motorsport]

Yep

[@justintoe3005]

Jurassic World 1 is actually pretty alright. The second one is beyond awful though. It really sucks and ruins a lot of the potential.

[@HamanKarn567]

I remember as a kid being disappointed the military never fought the dinosaurs at the end.

[@bearzdlc2172]

well they were too scared

[@JonMichaelDeShazer]

6:00 I think it's telling that Spielberg preferred jumping into the director's chair for A.I. mid production to take over for Stanley Kubrick, who died during the film's production. JP3 was destined for failure. Honestly, other than the original 1993 release, no sequel has even come close to being as good.

[@ArakDBlade]

I thought Lost World was 'ok' - admittedly the best part (besides the dinosaurs) was Roland rather than the actual protagonists but it was enjoyable enough.

[@Funnylittleman]

I’m in the minority that really likes Lost World. It’s about 70% as good as the first one, and considering Jurassic Park is one of the greatest movies ever made that’s a good effort.

[@baylinersimp787]

There was always something off about this film in particular, Sam Neil’s character was probably the only character here that felt like someone, mostly because we’ve already seen him onscreen. WTF happened to HULK?

[@mrgreatbigmoose]

It's such an odd franchise. The book basically had Malcolm as the author favourite. The second book had Malcolm as the author favourite. The first movie had Grant as the protagonist. The second movie follows the second book and we're back to Malcolm as the protagonist, where it shouldn't. The third movie tries to course correct with Grant again but by then...well even Crichton thought it wouldn't work.

[@OEMishGarage]

Malcolm died in the first book and Crichton didn't have any intentions for a sequel until after the massive success of the movie. Malcolm was brought back to life because he was a fan favorite, so I don't know why the movie wouldn't have followed the book with him as the main protagonist in the sequel.

[@adamgray1753]

Alot of money for people most certainly changes minds real quick like, @@OEMishGarage.

[@mrgreatbigmoose]

@@OEMishGarage, I totally agree. Why wouldn't? It's logical. But it's still odd. Malcolm survived the film and was made to survive the book. So Crichton puts his personal hero into a sequel book. I can follow that. He owes nothing to the films. But movies have different rules: The sequel to the film needs to have the hero from the first movie return i.e. Grant. So for the films to flow, it should have diverged from the book. Like I said...odd. It made the third movie feel like a course correction in addition to all of the problems that plagued it.

[@piperjaycie]

The third movie should have centred around Ellie(with her still with Grant, maybe a kid or two). That would ah e been interesting. Some pointed out that the reason Malcolm did work as the lead is because he was comic relief in the first movie. Kind of like how the Joey friends spin off didn’t work because Joey and Malcolm only work or work best when they have other characters to play off.

[@vevans0009]

This film angered me as kid back in 2001. Still does. Always tried to ignore watching it again or if I wanted to bash it verbally when each scene comes next.

[@ricardoaguirre6126]

It's a guilty pleasure. I've enjoyed all of the movies.

[@afaq7564]

This was such a great movie, I don't know why every one hate it.

[@blunew467]

It’s unwatchable.

[@MediaLoverChris02]

@@blunew467 I agree this is one of the worst sequels I have ever seen in my life.

[@MediaLoverChris02]

@Aggressive Filmmaker The third one isn’t even out yet sit back down kid

[@redraptorwrites6778]

"Read like a bad episode of Friends" So you mean just an episode of Friends?

[@clockworkNate]

There were some good friends epsiodes... I remember one where Ross got into voyeurism and was spying on his sister having sex... Classic Ross lol

[@martinbernier6083]

Great review. But, I don’t know. I still enjoyed it more that The Lost World. The part in the city is so silly.

[@kalsolarUK]

Exactly my thoughts. Despite the dumb plot line I still have more fun with this than JP2

[@sirmustardofhousemayonnais9907]

@@kalsolarUK yup exactly, jp2 sucks ass and is fucking stupid in so many more ways than 3. I also can't stand the need for some poc representation as Ian's daughter, it was so forced and cringeworthy that was not needed in a dinosaur movie

[@shawerful5209]

I think that lost world is too long, the major part of the film is to kill side characters than the story itself

[@MediaLoverChris02]

@@sirmustardofhousemayonnais9907 Fuck outta here man Lost World is the best in the franchise

[@leejohnstone2285]

Jurassic Park 3 should of been set the Costa Rican jungle with Alan Grant searching for the strange lizards mention at the end of Jurassic Park (novel)

[@WobblesandBean]

Also I love how this makes Jack Horner look like a complete idiot in hindsight. That man is the worst thing to happen to modern paleontology.

[@matthewdaley746]

Doesn't help that he sounds like a character named in a poem.

[@katkit4281]

The problem is he knows nothing about the scientific method because he never was educated on it. He was good at digging up bones and got an honorary degree in paleontology. His entire hypothesis on the Trex was based on fallacies like it had a good sense of smell and turkey vultures which are scavengers also had a good sense of smell so the tyrannosaur must be a scavenger. Nothing in his paper was actual scientific evidence and sadly he didn't know the difference between the two. He was laughed at by the entire scientific community and today he tries to say he was joking when he claimed the Trex was a scavenger.

[@matthewdaley746]

​​@@katkit4281 Spoken like an Emperor once all The Clothes were off.

[@jamesbizs]

@@matthewdaley746 little jack Horner, sat in a corner, eating his… ok it’s too early for my brain to be free rice

[@matthewdaley746]

​​@@jamesbizs We all need to relax at some point.

[@roadtonowherefilms]

I had more fun with this entry than Lost World, that spinosaurus/t-rex clash was pretty awesome and I liked the return of Sam Neill.

[@internziko]

Idk.. I actually love this movie. It's the 2nd best one (next to the 1st) imo

[@laner989]

Ditto

[@selfiekroos1777]

It was actually a great flick

[@Nick-zn1vj]

Absolutely 💯

[@AngelusHale]

Why? The story is fine, I think they could have done something with that. But the characters were annoying, the action uninspired - nothing to do with the clever T-rex and Veloceraptor scenes we had in the first two movies - and the writing felt flat. I'm honestly curious to know why some enjoyed this movie.

[@internziko]

@@AngelusHale honestly? I'm not quite sure whybi like it so much. It's probably because of Sam Neil. Dr Grant and John Hammond are my 2 favorite characters in the franchise, plus it has a talking Raptor Lol

[@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd]

Pretty insane upload after I was literally just watching this at 3 in the morning last night for the first time in years.

[@RDub2]

I'm a Jurassic Park fan. I love them all. I used to not be a huge fan of this one but, over the last few years it's really grown on me.

[@oniongeorge6921]

I loved Jurassic Park 3, it a fun watch. Also I heard that the recreations of all the dinosaurs were the most realistic than any other movie.

[@opalbinia]

Actually they are some of the least accurate, especially the Spinosaurus

[@oniongeorge6921]

@@opalbinia that is correct for the Spinosaurus, but for the T. rex, velociraptor, those tiny dinosaurs, etc. they where said to be the most realistic because of facial design and structure, plus it had the most realistic muscle movements and builds than any other movie. There was this one paleontology channel on KZbin I watch like a month ago but I forgot.

[@hufflepuffleshuffle]

I remember seeing this on opening day when it was released! I still enjoy it for what it is-- an action movie meant to be enjoyed for a couple hours. Yea, it's definitely my least favorite of the original trilogy by far, but it's still enjoyable.

[@arturkarpinski164]

Too many cooks in the kitchen!!!

[@Nick-zn1vj]

😆🙌😆

[@sallykohorst8803]

I love all the movies and this movie had great raptor scenes. That big dinosaur was strange and that fight with rex was too short. I love Alan Grant.

[@jamesburke2759]

They did one thing right. They had Sam Neil. There was also no double thumbs up at the end from a t-rex in the 3rd movie at least.

[@NotSlurry]

I had this film on repeat in my room constantly it is by dar the film i have watched the most.

[@pixiebubbles2628]

Honestly, JP3 should have had more scenes of Eric surviving alone on the island. That would have been awesome, IMO.

[@parkerpshebnisky1051]

20 years old and still a good movie!

[@redx3816]

Agree it’s it underrated but still a good movie

[@MediaLoverChris02]

No way bruh

[@MediaLoverChris02]

@Aggressive Filmmaker It’s not because of the T-rex, it’s because of the short runtime, annoying characters, abrupt ending, BAD CGI compared to the first 2, and lack of an antagonist.

[@Dylan_-tu7zk]

@@MediaLoverChris02 “lack of an antagonist” Spinosaurus: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@MediaLoverChris02]

@@Dylan_-tu7zk That’s just a thing that decides to show up every once in a while. There is no human antagonist

[@ikeduno7973]

Great retrospective. This channel is gold.

[@Poet482]

I've had many a conversation with my dad about how I was not "grabbed" by this movie. Even at the age of like 9, when I knew nothing about what makes a good movie, I always felt "off" about how this movie flowed. Good to know my instincts were well-founded, even back then. This movie truly was cobbled together and it shows. At least it didn't star a teenage gymnast doing a routine to kick a dinosaur out a window. *That* is how you kill all narrative tension in a script, people.

[@elphaba4674]

It's the blowing into the resonating chamber that calls the raptors off at the end for me 🤷‍♀️🤣

[@dirkb9788]

The things that bores me most in the Jurrasic Park franchise are the unrealistic dinosaurs and the overuse of those raptors. They might aswell have called the franchise Raptor Park. This movie takes the cake.

[@strawberryblondemilk7249]

This film is 93 minutes long. Has a talking raptor. A child collecting T Rex pee. A carnotaurus breaking the 4th wall. Flashlight batteries fitting into a camera. Barney the Dinosaur. Spinosaurus breaking a paddock fence but can't break down a building door. An unfinished script. And is still far superior to Fallen Kingdom

[@camarad17]

Just thought I’d point out it has since been proven beyond doubt that the T.Rex was both a Hunter and a Scavenger!!!! All meat eating creatures are both!!! A Lion in the Savannah isn’t going to pass up a Zebra carcass if it finds one.

[@LetsTakeWalk]

There is not much I like about JP3. The Dinosaurs are just monsters (something the Jurassic World movies also are guilty of).

[@Alfonso88279]

Jurassic park wasn't actually based on novels. The first movie script was created more or less at the same time as the book, and the second movie's script was created partially at the same time as the book. The book had to adapt to the movie. The writer was told about some guidelines of the movie and created the book making guesses about what happened. And it shows if you read the second book. He was told "Ian is alive and they go to the B zone, the company will try to hunt dinosaurs and both teams will find each other and get into conflict"... that was pretty much the direction for the novel.

[@baronvg]

I saw this movie in theaters. I liked it. My friend and I watched it at Universal Studios (Citywalk) and what I remember most from that night (not counting the movie) was when stepped onto the elevator, the couple stepping out were Damon Wayans and his wife who were mid make-out session when the doors opened 😂

[@Dante-fb9ej]

Was my favorite movie as a kid

[@xanderfoley6641]

Same! Billy rules

[@Movypro23]

The spinosaurus was dope AF

[@kudraabdulaziz3096]

Same here.

[@thecompareablezombie]

I enjoyed the movie as a kid Watched the trilogy backwards. All three have their charm, while four has some charm and 5 is a POS

[@shinndig1293]

@@thecompareablezombie I know right?! Five just feels like a complete ripoff of all the previous films except with none of the entertainment value.

[@thegunslinger1363]

Say all you what about this one. But it's far better than Jurassic World and Fallen Kingdom. I loved that it used practical effects.

[@yousefalbarq3271]

Amen 👍

[@thecompareablezombie]

The animatronics used topped the CGI Obssessed Studio. Yet World and Park 3 have their moments, World is a contrast to the first movie. Both showing why bringing back Dinosaurs is not a good idea, or as Allan Put it Genetically created Theme Park Monster. Still They both had good scenes such as the Spinasaurous fight with the T-rex. The First chase of the human characters (That ring tone is part of my childhood) When the Raptors got their eggs back The Dinosaur who took out the Genetically created first T-Rex Raptor(I do not know the name it does swim in water) Mechnical orb ride and training the raptors. The World and 3 are fighting for thrid place. While Fallen Kingdom pissed me off, when they were shaming the viewers. The previous four never had to do that. Or the end of the movie, And malcom's character was/is correct. (Which was not the part which pissed off.)

[@shinndig1293]

It's better than Fallen Kingdom but not the first JW.

[@yousefalbarq3271]

@@shinndig1293 i dislike both of the new ones the original 3 are far superior

[@J_Braz_]

I almost cried as a kid. I couldn't believe how bad it was. The second one wasn't much better.

[@hadison6838]

...Damn. Respect to the actors for doing their own stunts.

[@kurisutofusan]

Aaah, Payne and Taylor! That makes more sense! I thought you were saying Penn and Teller!

[@Nocomment552]

Had a Jurassic Movie marathon with my fiancé (the new ones included). With all the flaws of some of the films, I gotta say there is not one I wouldn’t love to rewatch. I’m a very critical person when it comes to movies, but the Jurassic Park and Jurassic World movies are just too much fun for me to ever truly dislike.

[@sammyfabelman]

Worst to Best 5. JW: Fallen Kingdom (2018) 4. JP 3 (2001) 3. The Lost World: JP (1997) 2. Jurassic World (2015) 1. Jurassic Park (1993)

[@brycevo]

This is what happens when you make a movie with a concept and not a script. And pissing off the fans.

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Kingdom had a complete script, and that pissed me off more than this ever did.

[@adamgray1753]

Of course, @@shinndig1293. At least JPIII was entertaining for the most part. Fallen Kingdom was just... dang... I can not think about Fallen Kingdom without thinking about that one dinosaur that had to die because the script to kill it via imminent lava flow at the harbor. I personally count that moment as an erect middle finger to Fallen Kingdom alone.

[@theCarbonFreeze]

I think this is a good JP movie. It didnt piss me off

[@karbonkeleenoog292]

@@shinndig1293 The whole World franchise pisses me off. JP3 was shit but no where near as shit as the new ones.

[@Nick-zn1vj]

@@shinndig1293 😆🙌🔥I'm dead I love your passion Seriously Fallen Kingdom was a huge let down I guess I just can't get over it Yeah its a movie but damn was the promotion a million times better that the movie actually was

[@robvegas9354]

this was a blast in the cinema back in the day, alot better than lost world. ill have to watch it again soon!!! from memory saw this and a Knights tale on the same weekend! good times

[@MichaelSmith-zo3tf]

I saw this in theatres, and it is - to date - the last Jurassic Park movie I've seen. The thing I remember most was how a character carrying a satellite phone was eaten by the Spinosaurus. Which turned into a running gag of the phone being heard ringing from within its guts as it chased the group throughout the movie. Then the group finding the ringing phone in a pile of Spinosaurus dung (during a torrential downpour), digging it out, and then using it to call for help.

[@MrJC1]

Yes... i saw it in theatre's too... i was bitterly disappointed and i was young too. I wanted a return to form after lost world. But sadly... it has never happened. But while i rated it so poorly, when the new ones came out, it did an Alien 3 and jumped up a knotch from crap to mediocre. Hahahaha.

[@darrellcovello7917]

1. Jurassic Park 2. The Lost World 3. Jurassic World 4. Jurassic Park III 5. Jurassic Prons 6. That One VHS Home Video I Made As A Kid With My Dinosaur Toys 7. Fallen Kingdom

[@thecompareablezombie]

I agree with this list Jurassic world made sense, it showed how a successful park with Dinosaurs would look like. While the first movie showed not to play god. Which is ironic since JW had a genetically alterd Dinosaur.

[@chrisrichfield8906]

@@thecompareablezombie havent they been genetically altered since the first movie?

[@shinndig1293]

The shit I took earlier was better than Fallen Kingdom

[@darrellcovello7917]

@@shinndig1293 oh yeah, I forgot to add that to the list

[@damianosmarroquin9453]

One of my childhood movies.

[@AB-cs2ig]

Every Jurassic movie is a classic. Some are just not as good as the others. But like I said.

[@ShanGamer1981]

Man this train wreck…… alllan !!!!

[@MrJC1]

Ahahahaha

[@LikaLaruku]

I seem to also remember when this same out that scientists said that raptors had feathers.

[@NotSlurry]

When i was younger i was obsessed with the jurassic park franchise but i had only seen the first one, I would repeatedly go to the dvd section in the see a dvd case with a new cover supermarket and ask my parents for the Jurassic park movie, only to come home and realise its the same movie, but one Christmas i woke up only to find a Jurassic park box set. I had not one but TWO movies to watch and it was incredible. Not to mention that prior to this i was already was obsessed with the spinosaurus and had no clue it was in a movie.

[@Lbarrow22]

I get so excited every-time I see your channel has a new video!! Love this channel !!❤️❤️

[@JoBloOriginals]

Yay! Thank you!

[@katkit4281]

Horner's hypothesis that the Trex was a scavenger was so laughable that today he denies he ever took it seriously and tries to play it off as he was joking. I suggest reading his paper on it. He shows no actual scientific evidence, just a bunch of fallacies that supports the idea that maybe we shouldn't give out honorary degrees.

[@matthewdaley746]

A guy that's named after a poem character already has really serious credibility problems.

[@robertbench5187]

I think they should really added more interactions between the characters of the movie like Eric Kirby and Billy Brennan to flesh out the dynamics between the characters.

[@thegillmanedits]

Despite it's flaws (and there are many) this movie is still better than the joke that was Lost World.

[@sibren9874]

hearing that story about the animatronics just makes me love Spino more, thing was a badass in universe and out!

[@nicholasalonzo7824]

Great review my friend. I loved this , 3rd part of the franchise. Especially the" Spinosaurus ", as the main villain, where seeing it on the big screen, I nearly pooped my trousers...just saying.... .

[@octoman511]

12:27 Dominion now holds that honor.

[@DJBioBain]

Funny how today Trex is viewed as an apex predator while Spino is an overgrown fishmonger.

[@barbiquearea]

This was the Terminator 3 of Jurassic Park movies.

[@vandalvandalism3341]

People are always coming for this movie with pitchforks, but it's really not that bad of a film. The story is cohesive and there's no confusion as to what is happening on screen or why. I find that most of the movies I watch that have come out in the last few years have been laughably terrible. Modern screenwriting is just so...divisive

[@vesuvius115]

Jurassic Park III was very entertaining. I hope to see the Spinosaurus again. If it weren't for this movie, Spinosaurus would never be nearly as popular or very known about, especially since the older remains were destroyed by the R.A.F in Munich, Germany in 1944. The only thing left were Stromers sketches, pictures, and journal. Now look at Spinosaurus. It stands as one of the most popular and fan favorite dinosaurs and this all happened in 2 decades, not to add has gone some very unique breakthroughs irl. The T.Rex And Spinosaurus fight was also supposed to be way longer, I believe nearly 2 minutes, not a measly 30 seconds. The Spinosaurus was also supposed to get slaughtered by the pack of raptors, but it didn't.

[@haruruben]

I liked part 3, it’s like a smaller little monster movie... it should have been called “Jurassic Park: some side stuff” thing, like a side thing not as an epic new entry in the series

[@OvertheHedge06]

I think this might be my favorite sequel. I know it has stupid parts but unlike the other films that focuses on theme parks or militarizing the dinos this movie focuses on divorced parents trying to save their kid while roping Alan Grant along with them and it just has it's unique charm. I think it could've been a great movie if done right but sadly we're stuck with the end result.

[@emmanuelnaicker2067]

This movie wasn't that bad honestly

[@shinndig1293]

It's better than Fallen Kingdom.

[@milanunosson9355]

no

[@phatnana2379]

3:31 -- IT'S COOPER!

[@OldSchoolDudeGaming]

"Charlie's Angles Writer John August" Out of all of the movies you mention lol.

[@orhanamin1347]

ALAN!!!!

[@TheGreatYoRpFiSh]

the real question is wtf happened to JP 1 & 2 that there was enough left over material from the books to cobble together the third film. the answer is 'Greedy Idiots'. Same thing that happened to the second movie.

[@TheKeyser94]

Look at the bright side without this movie without have advanced so much in the study of the Spinosaurus, from a giant dinosaurs with a spine in his back, to a crocodile version of dinosaurs, that is even bigger than the Deinosuchus.

[@gspvideo5543]

Used to hate this movie, until Fallen kingdom was somehow worse, then made me appreciate Jp3

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Kingdom is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.

[@Nick-zn1vj]

@@shinndig1293 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 When the hell in all the JP movies did they have humans reacting so incredibly ridiculous to beign afraid of dinosaurs That and all the SJW crap The dinos were barely featured A complete DISGRACE!

[@piperjaycie]

Why was that kid and the instructor and the motorboat so close to this island anyway?!!!!!

[@davinasitaram]

You could do a WTF happened to, Men in black international, Basic Instinct 2 and Dracula 2000

[@sincitytaoist3883]

Dracula 2000 wasn't bad. However Split Second with Rutger Hauer needs a WTF Happened episode.

[@andrewn8002]

MIB International is a major WTF movie. 🤦‍♂️

[@jothishprabu8]

The Thing is... Nobody CARES about what happened to those movies

[@davinasitaram]

@@andrewn8002 I was an extra on it 😱

[@baronvg]

If they do Dracula 2000 PLEASE include Gerard Butler’s screen test. Fucking most hilarious thing I’ve watched in a long ass time! 🤣

[@wiseguybull4501]

I tell you what happened… 14 year after releasing everyone noticed that JP3 stil is way better than all of this JW crap

[@blunew467]

It is better, but it still sucks. Jurassic Park 3 is awful and one of the worst threequels ever made alongside Shrek the Third, The Matrix Revolutions, X-Men The Last Stand and Spider-Man 3.

[@anubusx]

Alan.

[@edvaira6891]

This film ended up being 84 minutes long! A JURASSIC PARK MOVIE WAS ONLY 84 MINUTES LONG!! They were only able to scrape out 82 minutes of film with ALL THIS EFFORT AND MONEY AND TROUBLE....THAT kind of tells you a LOT about its problems-EVERY OTHER film in the series ran 2 hours

[@chinaski6593]

I know i'm on the minority but i prefer this one to Lost World and that annoying little girl, and i prefer this one over the Chris Pratt films by a mile.

[@Nick-zn1vj]

Me too Exactly what you just said I cant wrap my head around us beign in the minority when its indeed facts 🤷‍♂️ I dont have to much faith in the new one coming out The last one was a complete disappointment for me After weeks of collecting the toys etc and it really turned me off THE best scene was the Indo VS Blue I suppose that's part of the equation We should go watch movies and let go of preconceived notions Lessen the burn lol

[@dustyrose192]

I like the second one but theres a lot of stuff that needs to be changed or cut out. I fast fowarded the boring talking scenes when i was kid in all the movies but this one. I still fast forward the ones in lost world but i love the t.rex in manhattan scene

[@sirmustardofhousemayonnais9907]

@UC9vPNxXditJKdVMF2G9FNBA that scene is stupid as fuck

[@fizzbrew]

One of the few movies I feel asleep to at the theaters. The other was Oceans 12 and benjamin button.

[@AlfredAmeneyro21]

There's been a lot of hate towards the sequels since THE LOST WORLD. I really don't understand why. I first read the novels in 2008, I was 11 years old and Michael Crichton was still alive. Then I jumped into reading all of his work and I've come to appreciate the movies for what they are. I don't really understand what people want of this films, they always say: I want them to be like the first one. Then.... just watch the first one. Yes, the first JURASSIC PARK has a lot to its advantage, but that doesn't mean the sequels are all bad automatically, they all have their great and bad moments. I've always said since I read the books that they main plot of this stories is: men playing to be God. And all of them cover that topic, and I find it intriguing. Honestly all the characters and situations are just peons in a chess game bigger to them and that FALLEN KINGDOM actually dares to bring back. I believe there's much nostalgia to it and people are often mad that their visions and expectations are not covered in a film, but that doesn't make a film less enjoyable, I LOVE THE WHOLE FRANCHISE! I don't have any favorite film because i can watch them and enjoyed them all at the same level. But then again.... that's only my opinion.

[@critiquecorner679]

ALAN!

[@ambrite]

The idea of a group of people getting shipwrecked there is great! Finally a Jurassic Park film with a cast that aren't experts or linked to the park. Not only would it finally introduce aquatic dinosaurs properly, it would just be a good fun stand alone film.

[@kittyfrisco7681]

To me Jurassic Park III was one of the better Jurassic park movies! I bought the DVD at Block Buster in San Francisco. And watched the movie that same night, before long I fell asleep and started dreaming that the same Spinosaurus. In the movie was chasing me all over the city. I woke up to go to the bathroom, and when I went back to sleep. The Spinosaurus resumed chasing me in my dream.

[@rexyjp1237]

The rex vs spino fight was the main flop

[@Eldaino999]

I can’t believe we live in a world where we *almost* got the guy who helmed ‘The Mummy’ to do a Jurassic Park film. What a wasted opportunity :(

[@ntcnetwork9934]

I really need to see The One with the Dinosaur.

[@piperjaycie]

Where Ross is super excited to be on a dinosaur island and everyone else is terrified and running for their lives!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣That would have been a great friends spin off movie!

[@ntcnetwork9934]

@@piperjaycie indeed!!