► WTF Is... - DARK ?

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@LenHarms
@LenHarms 11 жыл бұрын
thanks TB, this game is on sale on steam, i think i'll keep my money this time around
@williamclose6732
@williamclose6732 2 жыл бұрын
I want say thank you to his family for living these videos on KZbin
@hairywrinkles
@hairywrinkles 11 жыл бұрын
"We feed on him by lightly blowing on his neck! How romantic." I died. xD
@appabend
@appabend 11 жыл бұрын
Possibly one of the worst games ever developed for the PC actually has a FOV slider AND it's not a first-person game. Triple-A Developers should be ashamed of this.
@masterplusmargarita
@masterplusmargarita 11 жыл бұрын
Oh, God, this game is hilarious. Just the attack animation sends me into a fit of giggles every single time.
@komradechangnikoff
@komradechangnikoff 11 жыл бұрын
The 'run up and punch them' approach does not work in later levels at all, since enemies seem to infinitely spawn when there's an alert. And EVERY SINGLE GUARD will advance towards your position. Especially frustrating in some of the larger levels that have lots of guards.
@Heyprinny
@Heyprinny 10 жыл бұрын
TELL ME MORE ABOUT DARK.
@EightThreeEight
@EightThreeEight 11 жыл бұрын
0:21 DARK is less of an original name than Gun.
@lorddrayvon1426
@lorddrayvon1426 5 жыл бұрын
@Agent 005 and the prequel to Toe.
@lorddrayvon1426
@lorddrayvon1426 5 жыл бұрын
And the reboot of Fuck This Game which was a new take on Who The Fuck Came Up With This Shitty Game?
@appabend
@appabend 11 жыл бұрын
Hey! Gun is Awesome!!! Stupid title, I know, but it's awesome! It's like Red Dead Redemption for the PS2.
@evantomlinson
@evantomlinson 10 жыл бұрын
Red Dead Revolver is great too
@raylazerman8240
@raylazerman8240 10 жыл бұрын
He was just talking about the title not the whole game.
@Knote3
@Knote3 11 жыл бұрын
They managed to made a game in 2013 that looks worse than vampire the masquerade in almost every way, even visually. That takes talent.
@felix3436
@felix3436 10 жыл бұрын
they really aped hitman absolution what with the subdue skill the BODY FOUND alert snd with the alert of them being hostile BUT... Hitman absolution is a great game this game is just a half assed ape of good games
@inthefade
@inthefade 11 жыл бұрын
As we understand it, light doesn't have mass, but it does have inertia. In fact, when a photon collides with something, some of its energy is transferred to whatever it collides with, and the wavelength (color) of the photon is changed.
@whoawhoa4062
@whoawhoa4062 11 жыл бұрын
6:50 that laugh
@Bedelguese
@Bedelguese 11 жыл бұрын
You want a good vampire game that can be stealthy? Play Masquerade: Bloodlines as a Nosferatu.
@ESFAndy011
@ESFAndy011 11 жыл бұрын
Why... am I getting a weirdly-animated ad in japanese?
@NolanAlighieri
@NolanAlighieri 11 жыл бұрын
Because you don't have AdBlocker...
@ESFAndy011
@ESFAndy011 11 жыл бұрын
Nolan Murillo My, aren't you a bright one. I was weirded out because it was in japanese, not because I got an ad.
@rorydavid5318
@rorydavid5318 11 жыл бұрын
ESFAndy011 Ask stupid questions and you'll get stupid answers.
@ESFAndy011
@ESFAndy011 11 жыл бұрын
Rory David The question wasn't stupid, it was stupidly misinterpreted. I simply found it weird to get an ad in japanese, end of story.
@NolanAlighieri
@NolanAlighieri 11 жыл бұрын
You're getting defensive.
@SynthLizard8
@SynthLizard8 11 жыл бұрын
Should of taken notes of the AI in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. They light flare's, use flashlight's, notice if locks or lights are broken, if their buddy's are missing and even though it's a stealth game, they co-ordinate and use tactics in full-on combat, using flanking, cover and grenades, co-coordinating amongst themselves.
@ubermorpth2208
@ubermorpth2208 10 жыл бұрын
#TellMeMoreAboutVampires
@awwkaw
@awwkaw 11 жыл бұрын
you know what? you're properbly the most awesome guy i've ever seen on the internet (just judging from your comments on this vid) no matter how you're insulted you're still friendly and you even care to add a touch of sarcasm. keep it up good guy there if you're trolling then nice job at doing something new XD
@ccwoop19
@ccwoop19 11 жыл бұрын
thanks for saving me 15 euros! :)
@EATSxBABIES
@EATSxBABIES 11 жыл бұрын
You are right. Plus keep in mind that you must do something to create that laser and I wouldn't expect that to be free of any form of recoil either.
@adamowens99
@adamowens99 11 жыл бұрын
Looks like a shit dishonored rip off with theme stolen for vampire the masquerade and a cell shaded art style
@UrbanArmada
@UrbanArmada 11 жыл бұрын
Thanks TB, I just re-installed Vampire Masquerades because of this.
@katarinalove8649
@katarinalove8649 2 жыл бұрын
Rip Legend 🙏
@CreamAle
@CreamAle 11 жыл бұрын
doesnt matter how long it was before you watched.. youtube takes a few minutes to finish processing. sometimes it doesnt take more than a minute and some times it takes more than 10.. just happens to be finished processing when you watched.
@mr.sarcastic4679
@mr.sarcastic4679 11 жыл бұрын
this is really made as a copy of a Thief DEADLY SHADOWS A really BAD copy
@Nerdonis
@Nerdonis 11 жыл бұрын
Although I know the WTF series doesn't really apply to AAA games, I would love to see you review some of those. Consistently solid and helpful reviews!
@Ddub1083
@Ddub1083 11 жыл бұрын
laser do not create kickback... voltage applied to a gas to excite into light does not create kickback...even if you think the light bouncing around inside would...you must remember there is just as much light bouncing on the other side so it will equal out (and either way would be completely minimal). no kick back.
@quxudica
@quxudica 11 жыл бұрын
A stealth based vampire game where you hunt your prey sounds like an amazing premise.. someone make a real game like that.
@lukethegreat101
@lukethegreat101 11 жыл бұрын
Never did play Revolver. But you're right it did come out a year before GUN. Was it similar to redemption. Because I found a lot of what GUN did was a lower scale version of Redemption.
@Feenecks
@Feenecks 11 жыл бұрын
Sometimes. I think the main thing is having a delay between being spotted and the alarm raising/everyone knowing your location.
@orimaoz99
@orimaoz99 11 жыл бұрын
that's what i ment in the first place, not really guns blazing but being able to silently take dudes down with a silanced weapon from a distance, AND the option to take you knife and go in the face of the soon-to-be-dead person
@HunterAvison
@HunterAvison 11 жыл бұрын
thank god i was thinking about getting this game. thanks for putting this up biscuit.
@astrayamatu
@astrayamatu 11 жыл бұрын
Here's how it works: Have you ever tried to watch a video on KZbin but before it plays you need to watch a commercial? That's called a pre-roll. Every 1000 times a pre-roll advertisement is shown, KZbin gets paid some amount of money. The amount can vary but typically KZbin is paid between $20 and $25 for every thousand ad views.
@TheFhux
@TheFhux 11 жыл бұрын
I might understand if you said that about something like Max Payne 3, which they filled with unnecessary cutscenes, but in The Last of Us, nearly all the cutscenes serve a purpose, usually to either further the storyline or to improve character relations, and it did so successfully, and still had much less cutscenes than MP3 did. Might you elaborate on what you mean when you say that it was more of "a TV show" to you?
@Angelblade57
@Angelblade57 11 жыл бұрын
TB talked about Cube World in his vlog video and that he wasn't very entertained about it, but he did say he'll do a video on it eventually.
@ZackeTheBrute
@ZackeTheBrute 11 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr. biscuit, i have been waiting for your opinion on this particular piece.
@Psywearebabylon
@Psywearebabylon 11 жыл бұрын
Cel-shading choice was more than likely due to the success of Borderlands. (Plus texture quality can be acceptably lower by using filters on them to make them more cartoony, allows for lower graphics budget)
@TheRealJulien
@TheRealJulien 11 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I have fairly positive memories of it. It wasn't mindblowing, certainly, and it had its fair share of issues but I think that it did get a few things right (story- and dialogue-wise) and the gameplay wasn't as awkward as in many other games. I think it suffered from some bad ideas and concepts but also from limited time to execute the good ones properly. The whole "consequence" thing could have been done better but there were a few instances where it did that surprisingly well.
@blackrockftw
@blackrockftw 11 жыл бұрын
Man the preorder DLC for this is amazing! I got a skin for the main character that is fully animated!
@FeuerFremder
@FeuerFremder 11 жыл бұрын
Newest upcoming one IS a vampire game, considering you play as Dracula, go around biting people and using vampire powers, etc.
@BlueTheLem0n
@BlueTheLem0n 11 жыл бұрын
Actually, you can teleport to some ledges with the shadow leap. Also, I got a pretty fun time playing this game IN FULL STEALTH. Exacly like said in the video, the IA is so shitty that if you break the script of the guards walking around, you'll just play a bad Beat em all
@krich451
@krich451 11 жыл бұрын
im aware of that but you can also run and gun the entire game if you want to. i don't consider a game to be a stealth game at all until you can go the entire game without killing anybody. but its still not something i would call "pure stealth." the reason i mentioned the first two metal gear games as pure were not because you couldn't run and gun through the game (you could although your a god of gaming if you can do that) its because if u tried to do that, more-often than not you will be dead.
@niilemak
@niilemak 11 жыл бұрын
That's in fact Doug Cockle , the lead voice actor in the witcher serie who does "Eric" in dark.
@Thatmetaldude590
@Thatmetaldude590 11 жыл бұрын
Lol @ 3:40, says the character on the morgue thingy is "five meters away". Five LONG meters.
@highgard
@highgard 11 жыл бұрын
its true laser weapons would have some form of recoil, its just a matter of scale. the recoil would of an single short duration pulse would be negligible. now if the laser rifle produced a continuous strem of photons over a long enough period of time in a circumstance where the effects could be observed, lets say zero-g space, then you could notice it and even get a small acceleration out of it. There are in fact methods being developed to lift objects to orbit with high powered ground lasers
@1HRBNGR1
@1HRBNGR1 11 жыл бұрын
In your introduction to this video, I could've sworn I heard a touch of "God I've said this so many times" in your voice! XD
@K1LLW1N
@K1LLW1N 11 жыл бұрын
i hoped this wasnt bad... purely for the fact that the voice actor for the main character is the same voice actor from The Witcher games... but then i saw the gameplay videos, and now this.. dayum.
@ConaRikan2
@ConaRikan2 11 жыл бұрын
But not always to this degree, and quite frankly, I don't blame him. Even if you muted the audio, you could see the quality of the game. I, for one, like to know what my health is at and not be blind when I lose it. TB even ended by drinking blood in full view of the enemy without alarms being raised, whereas earlier he was behind some of them and they could 'see' him.
@ZanathKariashi
@ZanathKariashi 11 жыл бұрын
Revolver was just a linear level-based western shooter. Redemption was an open world sandbox game, that took every enjoyable western trope and turned it up to 11.
@Jurad215
@Jurad215 11 жыл бұрын
If he were to do a Cube World video at present it would likely be part of the new "Alpha Strike" series. That's where he does games in alpha/ early beta.
@THISISAGUN3
@THISISAGUN3 11 жыл бұрын
Well they use a lot of tactics and teamwork on the lower ones as well. I remember when I was a noob at it I played Call of Pripyat on easy, I went to a mercenary camp and shot at one. I was being shot at so I decided to flank them. There was no other way in so I headed back to entrance, they were all out basically, one threw a nade at me and killed me instantly. Golly I love that game.
@CaptainPrincess
@CaptainPrincess 11 жыл бұрын
Well that's the trick isn't it? MGS's thickness of legend was well implemented. It worked, in a way, and it flowed with the game's feel and play style. MGS' brand of stealth gameplay fit with the intensely thick idiocy of it's enemies. :T
@ryladante
@ryladante 11 жыл бұрын
I had high hopes for this game, the way they hyped it in all the ads. Thanx for showing us how much of a bomb it is. I guess I will play Thief now!
@ollie_b
@ollie_b 11 жыл бұрын
the best thing about this game is the fact that the main character is voiced by Doug Cockle aka Geralt of Rivia
@Nettacki
@Nettacki 11 жыл бұрын
Because even the Arkham series has a few situations where going into direct combat is a bad idea (such as those times where all the enemies are armed with guns, with which they can kill you with them quite easily before you can even build up a decent combo).
@SynthLizard8
@SynthLizard8 11 жыл бұрын
Omg, Dark purple is my favourite colour too! Heh, wasn't expecting that.
@SobiesawChabaz
@SobiesawChabaz 11 жыл бұрын
Archmage: Reckoning has to happen. Each time you fuck up and die the FOV slider gets permanently shorter and the camera starts randomly closing in on the character. And the game would be so amazing you'd just have to move on and try your best not to screw up.
@supermario2735
@supermario2735 11 жыл бұрын
Thank you TotalBiscuit. You saved me money from not buying this game. The game looked cool in trailers, but was waiting for your review. Keep up the good work.
@GrimmsSepulchre
@GrimmsSepulchre 11 жыл бұрын
On the subject of light having weight, doesn't that mean laser weapons should have some form of recoil?
@AKnight74
@AKnight74 11 жыл бұрын
When he was sitting at the title screen and he explained that it was a stealth game where you played as a vampire, I thought of a game where a vampire hunts people. I'd have to say I agree with most everything TB said about the game in this review. The game isn't what I thought it was sadly.
@33393339yo
@33393339yo 11 жыл бұрын
20 min of pure blizz TB, ty
@Archeozic
@Archeozic 11 жыл бұрын
Damn, the powers circle-y thing and the powers menu looks almost EXACTLY like Dishonored.
@djaceman123
@djaceman123 11 жыл бұрын
First off, I never said "evil big companies". And secondly, the games you mentioned don't rely on graphics to be good games. You might say that about all games but when you're making a 3D third person stealth game, then graphics in 2013 have to be up to scratch. They don't have to look spectacular, but simple things like movement and combat need to look pretty good. Unfortunately, indie developers will never have the money to make a good looking game that way. They should stick to the basics.
@snezak5399
@snezak5399 11 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh... Mr. Gimble, he would always lend you a hand when you're in trouble!
@1roderik1
@1roderik1 11 жыл бұрын
Sigh... TB mentions Vampire the Masquerade bloodlines, Jesse just made a vampire rpg in Game Dev Tycoon. I really have to play that game again now, it was so good...
@rammajack
@rammajack 11 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up TB. Damn, I was really hoping for another masquerade :(.
@yakuza941
@yakuza941 11 жыл бұрын
That's a huge part of the game, just try a no kill playthrough on hardest difficulty. Also, you could simply not use blink or set a list of personal rules to limit it.
@lourisgr
@lourisgr 11 жыл бұрын
I don't doubt this, and that TB tried to stealth when he first played the game, but it would be nice to see him seriously try it on tape, to demonstrate how it fails, instead of just walking up to punch almost every enemy.
@Krypent
@Krypent 11 жыл бұрын
Sorry, not a TV show but like an extremely amazing and interactive cinematic. I was so immersed into the game it felt like I was just watching the story line pass by my entire eyes.
@juicybanzai
@juicybanzai 11 жыл бұрын
Dishonored is a stealth game if you want it to be... so i guess you cant quite outright say "stealth game" but if you want it to be that, it is designed so you can. It's also possible to beat up everyone in the level, the game overall encourages the stealth aspects of it to an extent, especially on higher difficulties.
@IronMaiden4ever
@IronMaiden4ever 11 жыл бұрын
Vampire: the masquerade bloodlines is a very high recommendation on my part. But I highly recommend you download the latest unofficial patch if you decide to play it. There used to be some very annoying bugs in that game. All gone now :)
@kaniggets
@kaniggets 11 жыл бұрын
TB was in the middle of saying "over and over and over again" when I skipped the video ahead 5 minutes. I immediately heard him say "over and over and over again" again. That alone spoke volumes about this game.
@bcrunch
@bcrunch 11 жыл бұрын
A game that does good difficulty settings is STALKER. On faster difficulty, the AI uses a ton of tactics and teamwork, and it doesnt buff anyones health at all, just gun damage, for you and them, so it's easy for you to die, but it is for them, too
@xalberrious
@xalberrious 11 жыл бұрын
Useful as always with the recent midweek madness sale
@Grandleon
@Grandleon 11 жыл бұрын
Activision doesn't own the Vampire the Masquerade license, White Wolf does. They've currently licensed CCP Games to make a MMO, though that's still years away.
@darkspawnsenior9488
@darkspawnsenior9488 11 жыл бұрын
yes it does. because whats in alpha, and what the customer is going to purchase can sometimes be drasticly different.
@TheFinalBoss_
@TheFinalBoss_ 11 жыл бұрын
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines is one of my favorite games on the PC. The fighting may not be the greatest thing in the world but the quests were fun and the interactions with NPCs were great. I always played as a Malkavian for their poetic conversational choices. It is a joy to go back and play that game multiple times. This game....looks like a pile in comparison.
@dtanobo
@dtanobo 11 жыл бұрын
Sort of. The shooting was lock-on based from what I remember. GUN is definitely a closer representation of RDR since it had the power to work a similair style but yeah I just remember seeing red dead revolver when I was a kid
@Deathlygunn
@Deathlygunn 11 жыл бұрын
The Original three or four Splinter Cell games only allowed you to be seen a certain amount of times per level so you couldn't really go in guns blazing. Also in Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid 2 and Metal Gear Solid 3 if you go in guns blazing you are very likely to die. So I guess technically they only give you the illusion of the option to go in guns blazing.
@TheEvilChippy
@TheEvilChippy 11 жыл бұрын
Glad for the honest review - prevented me from even thinking of picking this up. That's 50$+ CAN I can put towards something worthwhile, like DarkSouls 2
@heavylurker
@heavylurker 11 жыл бұрын
does anyone notice that the instant kill is the game is too slow? it's instant kill so I imagine it will be a powerful move to execute, like a lethal martial art attack, which is never slow. the vampire is also moving too slow like an old man while creeping...
@dannyblindnr1
@dannyblindnr1 11 жыл бұрын
E=mc2 (with 2=squared) gives that the energy of a substance (being atoms protons or in this case photons) is equal to the mass times the speed of light times the speed of light if photons had mass they could never reach that speed simply that you'd need too much energy to get that fast easy :) (fun fact speed of light = 300000000m/s or 1080000000 km/h, dont know miles figure that out yourself because i still dont know why the USA and Brittain still aren't using the metric system :S
@qan2211
@qan2211 11 жыл бұрын
Because what you describe there are the melee combat section. Have fun trying that out in a gun fight.
@Nightmare78hAlo
@Nightmare78hAlo 11 жыл бұрын
TB's favorite colour is dark purple, he's obviously a closet Vanu in Planetside 2
@MtheRat
@MtheRat 11 жыл бұрын
Would like to see you do a video on Vampire the Masquerade : Bloodlines like what you did for Deus Ex. Really curious to see which Clan you'd play :p (thinking Tremere or Nosferatu)
@MrOyarly
@MrOyarly 11 жыл бұрын
Yeah im saying that stuff is okay assuming they state that they are not reviewing the final product. he was talking about reviews done on games in alpha states that did a minecraft model of business where they sell in alpha and increase in price in beta then in release. im not saying that stuff is bad assuming it is clearly stated that it is not the final product and they do a follow up review upon release.
@duskdev
@duskdev 11 жыл бұрын
I disageree that stealth games need "good" AI. Thief, one of the greatest stealth games ever made, had absolutely brain-dead AI. Hell, so did Dishonored. The trick to a good stealth game is that you need to have a) a good reason to stay hidden and b) lots of wiggle room to recover from mistakes (i.e, you don't instantly lose if an enemy gets a glimpse of you). I would argue that linearity is a bad idea for stealth inherently, but that's subjective I suppose :P
@GrimmsSepulchre
@GrimmsSepulchre 11 жыл бұрын
But surely if it has mass, the Newton law that dictates every action has an equal an opposition reaction then takes effect, giving the laser rifle recoil?
@Defaign
@Defaign 11 жыл бұрын
I had already made up my mind when i checked other videos and reviews across the internet but it is nice to have some confirmation from TB that i made a good choice earlier = ) Even though i only watched this in dire hope for TB to show me something i didn't realize was good in this game.
@mean_fingers6630
@mean_fingers6630 11 жыл бұрын
yeah but TB wont be able to see prices for in other currencies on steam, just what he has set it too, so dollars. he just knows a rough estimate. and it may be priced differently on steam anyway.
@adamnunez9703
@adamnunez9703 11 жыл бұрын
It isn't the new layout, TotalBiscuit disabled comment liking. He talked about it a while ago and finally went through with it. He felt it would (hopefully) make the comments a better place for discussion.
@SilverLord001
@SilverLord001 11 жыл бұрын
The game was disappointing but not absolutely terrible. Doug Cockle(Geralt's voice actor) saved it for me, plus some of the stealth gameplay and abilities. I don't think you calculated the price correctly in Euros, it is 27.99, it was 15% off with pre-order and now it is 25% with the Summer Sale. Still, might be a little expensive for some. You can get slightly older but much better games at that price now.
@xCrimsonite
@xCrimsonite 11 жыл бұрын
I was on the fence about this game for awhile. Good thing I waited for this WTF to come out.
@Orosian5
@Orosian5 11 жыл бұрын
2:11 How sensible is your mouse? I like mine daft.
@orimaoz99
@orimaoz99 11 жыл бұрын
the deal is: (taking control on your units and play only one fight at a time would be interesting but:) the option to take a slip during your stealth game and have the option to survive it just shows that the makers actually care if you're not skilled at stealth, take deus ex, that game is a GREAT game in both stealth and overall itself, i can pass through the game, and make a slip, AND SURVIVE IT, very hardly but still SURVIVE IT.
@toar4ever
@toar4ever 11 жыл бұрын
What's the music on the end? It's pretty cool!
@TheKingofBling
@TheKingofBling 11 жыл бұрын
I've never used F5 more than I did on Very Hard difficulty. Every 10 feet I was quicksaving.
@themattyes
@themattyes 11 жыл бұрын
Dishonoured is how you choose to play it can be an action plat former and it can be a stealth game.
@ghostHD737
@ghostHD737 11 жыл бұрын
6:46 for Hilarity!
@Palacinka13
@Palacinka13 11 жыл бұрын
sure it's a click in stealth,but it's good melee,ranged,magic fight when you get detected/or go the slaughter path
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