WTF - Japanese Ron Burgundy Rice Tube Eater

[@eatyourkimchi]

Hello ladies: this here Ron Burgundy rice tube, according to the packaging, is going to make you madly aroused by me. Please, contain yourselves, as you watch this week's WTF!

[@NightingaleThief]

How many of these amazing Japanese items do you have for the WTFs??

[@alvimanchapereztejada6533]

OMG jiji :)

[@Rainyodj]

nose bleeeeed! lol XD..no ranch with that?? keke

[@thequeenundisputed]

Thiri Lwin Martina, in Japan, free to frolic about and make frivolous purchases to her hearts content. The possibilities are countless.

[@zawkins7390]

So many WTFs from japan, makes me want to go there.. :P (sounds fun :D)

[@YasMean]

Yooouuu guuuuyyysss I need a rice tube thingy to sexily eat rice in public. At the library. In math class. On the train. At kpop concerts so my favorite idols will know just how talented I am at sticking tube like objects in my mouth.... Make this happen, internet....

[@KentOldhj]

Gettin' sticky with it

[@KentOldhj]

Tis sooo ghey. I løøøv it

[@YasMean]

LMAO everyone wants one!

[@kitsunescout]

your picture makes this comment even better ;)

[@YasMean]

***** Lolol I don't know what you're talking about.... It's all completely innocent. (*´∇｀*) Jessica Fahey Art Tina embraces her perviness. Hello erotic friend fiction! Lololol

[@whereisannah]

all I could think while watching was, "Gosh, I hope they washed it before putting the rice in..."

[@DareDB]

Please tell me you guys washed that tube before putting rice in it. I feel like it'd have that new plastic smell on your rice before consumption. Bleh.

[@closetwarrior]

You guys didn't hold your pinky out far enough to summon the wimminz

[@Otakuchan823]

That is beautiful *wipes tears from eyes* Thank you both for revealing wonderful things to those of us who are too far away And another quick thank you (again) for feeding Eric those mountain dew things, I was really happy you read my comment :D

[@7Jamiie7]

That's actually so efficient. It'd be amazing for road trips, hikes and stuff.

[@eatyourkimchi]

Right?? And if we actually filled it with rice with strips of ham and egg and then closed it, it would be a snack on the run!

[@alucardlvr]

I'll apologize in advance, it looks like a fleshlight.

[@eatyourkimchi]

I totally didn't even think about that...but you're right. 0____o

[@ChaiPink915]

oh god.. oh god.. i was wondering what a fleshlight looks like so i googled the image and boy was i not ready for what i saw.

[@dogleghobag]

but the rod in the middle...

[@finixfire8323]

My eyes...why'd I have to look it up..my eyes...

[@CandyChan321]

Im tempted to search it up but the comments are getting me.

[@jc4jax]

You didn't even clean it after taking out of the package before using it?

[@kewlgal143]

That "싫어" was too cute! Haha This thing actually looks quite convenient!

[@happylemoniee]

Did you guys washed it before putting the rice in? O_O

[@giller9286]

That was my first thought. I would not put my food in something straight out of a factory without washing it very thoroughly first!

[@thomasr.7104]

Meh

[@arinaayub1570]

Rewatching this makes me appreciate beardless simon more and how cute he actually is...😂😂

[@Ryarli]

00:01 *LMAO, Why did your voice go so high at the end of that Simon?*

[@schweigsamkeit]

You mean when he said 'Ron Burgundy'? ^_^ It was how Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) said it in the movie (Anchorman). I never watched the movie but the trailer's so hilarious T_T If not... I'll just... I.. pretend it never happened......boop boop

[@xXReichaXx]

Simon said it's gross to pay it down with his fingers but they didn't wash the tube before putting rice in it lol

[@alyogagames]

That pinky doh. Makes it extra fancy :O

[@csy897]

You guys waited so long for this. Awww, I would wanna try it RIGHT. AWAY.

[@elephantasmic]

I have something really similar to this except its to make sushi. You put the fillings in the middle of the rice and then squeeze it out onto the nori and wrap it up.

[@DiscoFur]

I found this channel about a week ago, and I have to say you guys are so stinking cool.

[@eatyourkimchi]

Welcome to the EYK Nasty Club! :D Aw yes, the fresh smell of stinky cool. I imagine that to smell like the taste of Cool Ranch Doritos and just a hint of vanilla.

[@collonbiscuit]

I laughed so much when Simon was twisting the rice upwards 😂😂😂 good job simon

[@Attempt2Suceed]

Maybe you could wrap the rice with seaweed to make a perf cylindrical sushi HAHAH 😂

[@viiv04ka]

So.. it's 2 in the morning, I have an important exam today and I should be getting ready or sleeping. Why am I watching this?

[@eunyounguzun2597]

i think the drawn girl on the picture was just hungry when she saw Ron Burgundy eating rice with the rice tube instead of getting aroused or something xd

[@audreygladysdavis8006]

I agree. I get hungry every time I see anyone eating rice lol

[@sharonpark313]

LOL 2:36 "..Budae jjigae with it.."... hahaha. This is what i love about EYK videos... Thanks EYK. You are so funny. ^-^ Wov u guys.

[@Cherryx24]

I shoud get ready i have an exam in half hour and im chill'n watching you guys .. Oh well.

[@Swaggerlicousxx]

YOU GUYS ALWAYS BRIGHTEN MY NIGHT :) *IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT HERE IN TORONTO

[@all-that-glitters9367]

I would probably buy this and actually use it on a daily basis. LOL

[@winniepillow]

I NEED ONE OF THEM IN MY LIFE.

[@vee4642]

Picture a rice glue stick :D

[@TheMechanicalGirl999]

+Painting Kitteh You stole my comment! LOL!

[@AnaxErik4ever]

They recently came out with a full sushi roll size version of this called the Sushi Bazooka. I saw it demoed on Good Mythical Morning.

[@831x10]

"The ring pop goes on your ring, the push pop goes on your push" Best line ever

[@me68206]

Watching Simon eat that faintly phallic tube of rice made me want to catch the next plane to Korea.

[@nickj8024]

"...the push pop goes on your push!" ~ Thank you for giving me a new way to describe the difference between Ring Pops and Push Pops to people!

[@noxmoonyisadork]

Woah....now I've seen it all XDDD Seriously tho, how do they even come up with this stuff? :D This was super hilarious!

[@fibisugar]

It seems silly, but really useful for trips and hikes. Though I don't know how I feel about the seasoning holder.

[@GizmoGadgetry]

You wouldn't pat the rice down with your fingers, but you didn't wash the actual tube! hahaha

[@MissyShaya]

"How arouse are you right now by me having this up" ???? Really Simon XD LOL!!

[@snowysaxy]

I just want to say that WTF is my favorite part of the week video!! (well...besides Music Mondays of course) ;-)

[@chanelpugh4222]

I am BEYOND obsessed with this!!!!!! Omg... to go rice for lunch snack!! I would totally take this to work!!!! Please send me one Eat Your Kimchi crew! Haha haha I would totally put Pico De Gayo and rice in this! I live in Miami send me oneeeeee thanks! !

[@jenniferinteriano8116]

wow! i was watching running man episode 19 and found martina and simon in the episode as foreigner taste tester:)

[@ohmree]

0:57 This says something about using it one handedly and something about a smartphone

[@chantiyir]

Whats the name of the song Simon is parodying at the end of the video? T-T

[@NishiLain]

I want to see you guys build a house together xD That thingy is awesome!

[@imjustkaykay]

It funny and cute to see you guys working as a couple.

[@lextube]

It's like a rice... Pritt Stick.

[@jaderismichaelis589]

exactly my thought.

[@ChantalMonette]

And there goes another thing on the list of products I didn't know I needed

[@gammelbraut]

Haha love how you guys singing the instruction like NKOTB Step by Step #90skids

[@luvmonster66]

Simon is so adorable he's like a little kid

[@taki141]

I swear, when Simon smiled as he was playing with the twisty thing, he looked just like EXO's Chanyeol! :D Smile and everything!

[@Broal13]

I haven't even watched the video yet but I just wanted to say that I like your hair Simon. :)

[@vivistine]

what happened to the no rice diet?

[@rcpsalan]

Just out of curiosity, did you guys wash the tube before you put the rice in it >_

[@Ryxn9124]

"All the ladies na na na na go to the nice rice man" lmfao

[@ailinos]

That is so cool... Sometimes I'd love to live in Japan :P

[@LadyNomNom24]

they live in korea

[@ailinos]

Amanda Lee Yeah I know, but that thing they have is Japanese. I meant that I'd like to live in Japan to have access to all that weird stuff :P

[@I_am_Lauren]

Simon's hair looks great! And Martina's hair is so long now!

[@NCT127xx]

I swear Japan has the best, original and funniest thing in the whole world

[@EpsilonEridani_]

I was going to suggest that they learn to read more Japanese, but then again, that's what makes watching them struggle with the pictures so funny :P

[@ravenlee4453]

Martina where do you get your cute hat I want one but I don't know where to get one? Anybody know?

[@saltypond]

We have a thing like this but its bigger and you use it to make the rice& filling for a sushi, then you pop the whole tube out & wrap it in the seaweed.

[@lonekpopper3471]

Lonely Island reference!!!!!!! I'm starting to love you guys more and more ahha

[@tiffanyangel123]

GUYS, I was at myeongdong today and I saw a G Dragon arm pillow (the one that goes around your should so it's like your being hugged)

[@TheHeavenlyheaven]

Yeah..i bought lotsa weird but cool stuff in Tokyo last week..my fav shop in Tokyo is Donki!lol

[@heartcompletion63]

that english in the instruction manual, tho. "it's smart! good!" XD

[@nurulnadiah93]

Just realised how much that thing looks like one of those play-doh mould things xD

[@yanniepoon6062]

omgggg I have one of those!!! but I haven't used it yet cos I'm on low carb; no rice for me

[@aminrazak1299]

I still want one of this!

[@SuperIzzy3000]

HOWS MAH MEEMESSSSSSSS MAH MEEMERS!!!!!!!

[@TsukiNoMegami0]

If only I'd known about this before I left. lol Adding it to the list of things to buy when I go back.

[@kitsunescout]

hehehe loved the lonely island reference!

[@JIgSaw0726]

Martina!! Where can I get that hat!?

[@Memyfans]

have u ever thought of making a kimbap with this thingy? that'd be cool!

[@LLawlietXD]

Wow I can imagine twistable sushi rolls... uramakis :D lol but so awkward to use hahaha - a pretty compact meal though XD

[@MariRei]

I would want that. It's so convenient compared to making a rice ball.

[@joannadoan9904]

Since I pretty much never eat breakfast, this would come in handy as I could eat rice otw to uni :)

[@renoa0heartilly]

can you put a roll of kimbap in there instead of plain rice?

[@dstyfx]

this reminds me of a book I saw called un-useless Japanese inventions. I think this belongs in there! :)

[@Lynnds1505]

that tube thingy will make kimbap or sushi roll without having to pull out the entire sushi making kit! *jeng jeng jeng*

[@patrickmadrid4098]

Idk why but you guys are exciting and amusing to watch :)

[@NancyAkiraJ]

Step 1 cuts a hole in the tube Step 2 puts the rice in the tube "Rice in the Tube" by the lonely island featuring Simon and Martina. Find it in your local cd shop or buy it on itunes.

[@twinklegurl38]

Insert the numerous sexual innuendoes here lol

[@MagexAlmasy]

omg when I was younger I used to hate those push-pop ! Such a tease! Mine would always get all icky stuck in the middle 8U evil candy, could NEVER finish it!

[@cyriewilson3170]

I recently discovered those 'smart han' rice tube things. I wanted to send one as a joke to Simon and Martins, But that guy on the packaging is so creepy...

[@TheDx917]

I always considered myself a heterosexual male before I watched this video, but the sight of Simon using that rice tube made me realize how wrong I was about myself.

[@TopazMagicGirl]

I wonder if you could put things like kimbap in it.... That would be even more amazing!!

[@hwiinv113]

That would be great if u mixed the rice with shreads of seaweed And meat then mixing it and rolling it up

[@jennifermartinez8619]

"all o' the hunnies'll come flockin 'to ya" - Simon

[@Rabane00]

The rice tube brings all the girls to the yard....

[@thomasr.7104]

😂😂😂😂

[@thomasr.7104]

😂😂😂😂

[@emilyash2584]

Japan, you got that awesome stuff lol

[@chocmilkshake24]

is it me, is the "ron burgundy" guy look kinda like link of rhett and link? and martina, you're so right about the lipstick thing. it's rice chapstick!

[@ASHERUISE]

That's really clever and useful.

[@iruvsnsd]

LOL and they tell us not look at people while eating bananas... looks like we have to do the same thing with rice now.

[@AliceKentfield]

Its my rice in a tube, my rice in tuuuubbeeeee.... I need one of these in my life

[@tinglesrosyrupeeland]

3:52 IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@peachykooboo]

Oh gosh this video didn't seem that long ago but simon shaved looks like a little boy compared to now. The beard and stache suit him quite well.

[@ashketchum1377]

I can actually think of situations where this tool would come in handy and make for a less messy situation.. Ahha

[@tinatuyouk]

the way martina said 싫어 so cute ;_;

[@bkgw8287]

Simon kinda squeaked at the beginning with his voice going higher lol

[@RebeccaNorthcott]

At first I thought it was an accu chamber (for my inhalers) aka spacer for asthma...then im like OH for RICE ^_^ hehehe

[@MatchaMoonCakeBaby]

>< one of the funniest WTFs

[@cognitiveconsulting]

Where does Simon get his shirts and Jackets in Seoul?! I'm 190cm tall and cant find shirts/jackets anywhere please help! Also, throwing some meat bits or other stuff in that pusher would make it taste soooo good. Its plastic so even put it in the microwave for a minute! Those Japanese, so clever!

[@eatyourkimchi]

We made a video called "Korean Custom Made Fashion" where Simon goes to get his shirts/jackets custom made! I have no idea if that particular shop is still there but there are plenty awesome shops around! Good luck!

[@cognitiveconsulting]

Eat Your Kimchi Iife saver thanks!

[@EdwardHisEmeraldEyes]

now Im picturing someone using this as someones like cooking and they have friends over and just stand there looking awkwardly. Even an instruction how to put rice into something.Wow