WW2 But I Only Give Each Side Spears & Swords - Europa Universalis IV

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[@christophmaier4397]

ISP: if only there there were a game which is about the second world war

[@Chernobylmonster]

MaximilianMussolini yea there is roblox

[@mickel836]

This is not ISP(the better channel) this is Chinese knockoff ISP

[@StaleBaguette]

Hmm I have the name off the tip of my tongue ho- hoye? Idk

[@Drakid13Re3kt]

@@StaleBaguette I think the name you're looking for is heros and generals

[@StaleBaguette]

It was a joke, I meant hoi4 not heroes and generals

[@goncalorocha5500]

"History repeats itself. Well technically it's not repeating itself it's just happening again." ISP, 2019

[@genericanimepicture3559]

Mom can we get hoi4 We have hoi4 at home Hoi4 at home:

[@3gtheepic]

Eu4 better than hoi4 change my mind

[@genericanimepicture3559]

@@3gtheepic I respect your opinion. I just like hoi4 more

[@iluumanatijoejoe1180]

3gtheepic I DONT RESPECT YOUR OPINION EU4 TRASH HOI4 IS REALLY GOOD. DID YOU EVEN GRADUATE THE ONTH GRADE???

[@iluumanatijoejoe1180]

3gtheepic ARE YOU TRYING TO SUGGEST THAT I AM A CLOWN?!?!?????? THIS IS VERY DEHUNANAZING I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE PUT ON SYRIAN HITLIST

[@GeometryDashSwietymiki]

EU4 and HOI4 have one thing in common, shit AI

[@bigdaddy4396]

Hey Isorrow, how about artillery only EU4 for 500k?

[@raph9584]

Big Daddy my god the casualties would reach the sky

[@Qolk4jx]

Sounds amazing

[@cryed0]

@@raph9584 the lines would probably crack before that point.

[@S3Cs4uN8]

@@cryed0 Yeah they'd melt in seconds to basically anything due to taking double damage in the front row.

[@WiiZy]

With the right ideas and nation, (smolnesk) you can take out 60-80k in the first combat. They absolutely destroy. Florry did it and it was a massacre

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

You should've given the spears to Ethiopia to defend against Italy... Wait...

[@clonetrooper730]

Spears > Spaghetti guns confirmed.

[@andreabasile639]

They unironically had more rifles than Italy first time Bruh sound #2

[@apvtethic8818]

Wait what? Ethiopia had a fully modernized army in both wars and had top tier grade weapons bought from Europe. There was a motivation if they were the last african country still independent and before Italy nobody bothered to conquest it

[@austinreed5805]

What if Ethiopia beat Italy?

[@austinreed5805]

Give the Ethiopians Ross Rifles

[@tylerfisher5887]

5:19 we just supposed to ignore Cornish Australia huh

[@arkansas9504]

yes

[@thatguy6482]

Sounds like interesting pasties

[@CommanderStupid]

*Ahem* What about Cornish Canada at 1:40

[@Samuel-ut7mj]

It really doesn't exist, so yeah

[@specialweapon935]

Bruh there's a country called AIR at 5:10

[@kebabmanthekebab-giver9610]

Did you just call the Huns Mongolians? *Tengri disliked that*

[@mikeoxsmal8022]

Who is henry?

[@denizomg]

I got triggered too

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@Sightless_Seeker wrong horde, pal

[@manolisklgr7814]

Dude, what are you doing here?

[@kebabmanthekebab-giver9610]

ヰッりねThis is a dream I am creating anti Isorrowsproductions propaganda in the name of ISP

[@fyfef]

Offering the save game? Sure, I dont just want to watch a man suffer through a dumb idea he had, I want the real deal for MUH IMMERSION

[@impo997]

couldn't you just take the 1936 start date, downgrade everyone's tech and set the date to 58?

[@impo997]

@Joshua Steed yeah but at 1936 start date (extended timeline, which isp used), every nation would already be there and everything he would need to do would be to replace every nation's tech in the savegame file using notepad++, for example and type "date 0058.01.01" in console. That's a lot less work + the countries wouldn't explode in revolts

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@impo997 he probably didn't wanna have to change all the nations techs

[@junkoxeno_7734]

This universe's equivalent of a Tiger Tank must be a sausage man on a mammoth

[@PAINNN666]

Bowmen on elephant

[@IK4MS]

How would an Elephant's transmission break down though?

[@PAINNN666]

@@IK4MS Arrow in the knee)

[@australianword3812]

Those are the Elefant tanks

[@carlfloor4788]

The German blitzkrieg consisted of spearmen alongside domesticated horses with birds for air superiority sending thousands of refugee tribesmen to slow down the allied advance.

[@kevinboros7427]

You forgot to give Silistra to Romania. They owned it in WW2. Yes, it counts.

[@joklit]

Brazil: sends 25K men + navy (which had 3 battleships) + airforce to fight in Italy, eventually liberating several cities from German occupation, capturing more than 13K men including a whole German division. iSorrowproductions: not important, won't add it in. Mexico: sends 300 pilots with outdated Fighter-Bombers to support the invasion of the Philippines. iSorrowproductions: hmm i'll add it as 7th Great Power of the world.

[@luminous2394]

"And France is already.. been burnt to the ground by the french themselves" some things never change

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The African WW2....I bless the swords down in Africa

[@goncalorocha5500]

ah yes, the great 4th century powerhouse. *American North America*

[@walnzell9328]

6:22 I think Denmark is 100 years behind. Says here in their official declaration of war that they've declared war on Prussia.

[@myrddinemrys1332]

The french burning down Paris ME: Ahhh, just like reality.

[@MenkoDany]

This would take 15 minutes to set up if you just edited the history files ISP.... literally set tech = 2 Find & Replace each line, done.

[@siluda9255]

isorrow::i only paiting nations that participate on world war 2 Doesnt not paint brazil the 10 brazilians that watch this channel:A COBRA VAI FUMAR

[@kowo7795]

"History is not repeating itself, its just happening again" ~isp Ha! Jokes on you!!! ~isorrowproductions

[@ethancox4572]

ISP: let’s unite Germany! Also ISP: (Forgets Memel)

[@FlannFirefist]

THIRD ODYSSEY: BACK TO MOTHERLAND MOD FOR EU4 DEW IT

[@newromanianmappernrm4420]

Back to mother russia,comrade?

[@harrisonharry15]

Ah World War II but in Minecraft. My favorite anime! Kawaii Hitler and Loli Churchill have an affair!

[@ostrobothnian9995]

seconding, put blocks of wool in different colors and build a world map from that.

[@fin5317]

5:21 hang on a sec... CORNISH AUSTRALIA!???!!!!

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

Don’t forget Cornish Canada at the beginning

[@sonicgamer9559]

the burgundian people were an eastern-germanic tribe, wich settled in modern-day poland. After the mongol invasion they settled in france, where a region is named after them

[@dominykasjonasblynas9312]

Im disgusted how you manipulated Lithuania! The true winner of WW2

[@Douggeuwne]

The explanation for Burgundy being in Poland is that, during the germanic tribe era, Burgundy was a tribe called the Burgondes. (Like the French coming from the Franks or the English coming from the Angles (Anglo-Saxons)) the Burgondes were mostly around Poland, Pomerania and East Prussia before they migrated to actual Burgundy

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

9:03 Me: I'm Gonna Reform Roman Empire ISP: "Italy Just Doing Italian Things"

[@coroamaelena-doruta4157]

Wellcome to HEARTS OF EUROPE IV

[@dankmeme1232]

9:41 Pantelamon Ponarenko flashback.

[@chickennuggets4498]

ISP: “My fingers hurt! I’m tired! I don’t want to do this! Stop! Please!” Also ISP: “JK lol.”

[@jarnovanderwal4071]

I would love the safegame. And cuz I'm not lazy, I'll make South america

[@pheonix2518]

This Please give us the savegame Isorrow

[@nikolajdahlandersen8897]

"Its not repeating itself, its actually just happening again"

[@t_y8274]

Maybe we could get a GB playthrough of this save? It would be a nice survival horror

[@ostrobothnian9995]

Do the map split up to time zones, and then make EVERYONE use the only valid GREENWICH TIME.

[@cptvalour7931]

Sorrow: *starts game* Hitler: GERMANY AND ONLY GERMANY!!!!!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Now the Allies and Axis knows how Ethiopia feels

[@bonboll5012]

WW2 but with spears and swords Rommel, Patton, Montgomery, Guderian, Manstein, and basically everyone that mastered tanks: " *Excuse me, what the fuck* "

[@balrajsaggu6047]

It's the Birthday of Maple Syrup Land. 152 years of Maple Leaves and Sorry-ness

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

6:04 Literal "Asiatic Hordes!!!" Future wehraboos will be saying: "One Mongol for three horses"

[@carlosborralho9492]

It's unrealistic. Portugal in WW2 had control over Goa in India which is not properlly demonstrated. And Guinea-Bissau as well.

[@SparkyCas]

Me: *gets hoi4* finally some hoi4 Sorrowproctions: *makes eu4 video* Also me: w h a t

[@dylantaylor3139]

He lies to us! He is not the Gravy Baby. He's the Gravy Daddy!

[@terribledemon3033]

You want another suggestion? Sure, how about a EU4 WW2 cold war mod Hirohito takes power again run? That would be EPIC.

[@thecringekid5744]

Dacia was the real winner here. They popped out of Romania and Isp didn't even say anything.

[@ipsW]

About burgundy in poland. There was tribe of burgundian peoples on this terrains, they were "nomads" so they migrate from somwhere to poland and than from poland to france. In poland they mixed with locals, in france they formed tribe and than mixed with french people but little bit of their culture survived. *the more u know* Actually im not sure in 100% that this was like i write but it was something close

[@colec3828]

You ever wonder what ISP will do once paradox runs into the ground and stops making games for him to mup about in?

[@josiahmartin329]

pdx has too much of a cult following to run itself to the ground in such a short period of time, and regardless of how bad the games are, isp can still make entertaining videos.

[@MPHJackson7]

Notice how Canada became a world power in a video released on Canada Day

[@hanchmantrooper5260]

Denmark is actually my favorite countury to play because they don't exist and so nobody can attack me

[@fiddibelow]

Hanchman trooper is this a denmark is really norway thing or what explain yourself you handsome bastard

[@user-iw1zz2en4k]

Me at 10:26 : France is a tribal kingdom. And they kept their colonies. WOW

[@Riley-zu7ob]

Wow video about Canada reaching world power status posted on Canada day, thanks isp!

[@fearmelolz1593]

10:32 JUST LOOK AT AIR *INHALES* WHY ARE WE PLANTING 20 MILLION TREES WHERE WE HAVE ALL OF THAT AIR!!!!!!

[@knapped0772]

6:53 So, technically, it's not repeating itself. It's just happening again xD

[@pablogonzales2006]

is he just not going to talk about how all of Canada is Newfoundland

[@freealter]

Even with the infrastructural and communications issues posed by the year 300 AD, France still holds onto their colonies

[@arvidcarlsson3048]

ISorrowproductions: "Poland doesn't really exist" 6:38

[@Baesili]

I love how Poland is just gradually and slowly migrating east

[@unknowndane4754]

In case you read this ISP then then Burgundy being in Poland isn't wrong, it's where they migrated from.

[@austinreed5805]

EU4 wheel of random countries.

[@BloodRider1914]

Now I understand the Zimmerman Telegram

[@arch3223]

Now that he's back to makingEU4 videos, maybe we'll get a new Hoi4 video in a year and a half.

[@immaslipperlol]

Happy Canada day too! 12:51

[@way9895]

This is like flushing a alive fish down the toilet

[@greyerskullz]

6:03 OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!

[@ham1672]

Wait I suggested this a couple of videos ago. DID YOU NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE. I will now cry

[@andrealombardi9434]

Did somebody say *G R A V Y B A B I E S*

[@jakesteampson7043]

6:09 Fucking troops got drunk again! This is what we get for drinking 1'430'000'000 liters of beer per year, huh?

[@BoraCM]

This video was absolutely hilarious. More so than most of your videos. Good job!

[@compatriot852]

Lithuania: Mr.iSP I don't feel so good

[@evoo9752]

ISP is too scared to play HOI4 again so he resorts to playing EU4 with a WW2 scenario

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

That's basically where the Burgundians lived during that time frame.

[@darnchacha1632]

Wrong. We're the Gravy Babies You're the Gravy Daddy

[@theorder4592]

*Ah yes, the great nation of Air*

[@Tlhague998]

Knowing ISPs life is worse than mine is the only thing keeping me going.

[@panzrok8701]

10:39 Thats the old location of the burgundian tribe. They later moved west.

[@ionutgabriel7955]

Burgundy is there cause that's where they migrated from before arriving in eastern France.

[@spugnoxngubcux9801]

IRL, the Burgundians were an East Germanic tribe. The wouldn't migrate to France until the fall of the Roman Empire.

[@okailemodimo6686]

This is my favourite scenario cause Botswana conquered Southern Africa. Im sure we let loose a horde of Elephants on our poor neighbors

[@JizzMasterTheZeroth]

When the worlds goes back to using clubs and spears, Denmark shall rule supreme!

[@emib6599]

Nobody: is attacking France. France: lose against themselves

[@Longshanks1690]

So it's WW2 but everyone is Mad Jack Churchill?

[@jarnovanderwal4071]

9 reactions per minute. That's a reaction every 6.6 seconds. A hour has 60 times 60 is 3600 seconds. A day has 24 times 3600 is 86.400 seconds. A month has 30 days on average. 86.400 times 30 is 2.592.000 seconds per month. A year has 12 months 2.592.000 times 12 is 31.104.000 seconds. 31.104.000 parted by 6.6 is 4.712.727 comments in a year.

[@arianas0714]

The modern Einstein

[@thealonegamingtr]

You could start in the WW2 era of Extended Timeline and set all countries' techologies to 1 and time to 58 ad but well you know it better

[@synonymtoast716]

Amazonian run, but you only take states with Forests/Jungles

[@poilboiler]

History is prequeling itself.

[@benjaminpowell2066]

Ahhh ain't ISP the best when you get home after having a few pints, find left over food and sit there listening to the Gravey Baby blable on in your underwear

[@arandomwalk]

Have a nice day ISP huehuehue

[@danielpadmore660]

Who knew you could mix eu4 hoi4 and ck2 all In one

[@Cam_Jong_Un]

ISP you can’t. Just console annex people cause it dosent core it so they just crumble as soon as you unpause

[@terribledemon3033]

Well I guess if poland doesn't exist in the first place, Neville Chamberlain won't be forced to stop being a massive pushover.

[@FunkyMonkeyI]

You could try to spawn in the island of Atlantis and take over North America using future Tech, make Atlantis a great empire.

[@MaisuBirb]

Glad to see Koblenz spelled with K instead of the old C

[@zmorgzmum1009]

I am litterly sitting on the toilet my battery is about to run out and im watching this.nice

[@tinydanser17]

You should like totally do something along the lines of the “southern victory” series by Harry turtledove

[@LeeSee1212]

More Medieval 2 total war: Planet war at 500k subs

[@northstar4601]

EU4 sick 360 noscope encirclement battle royal

[@user-ki8jz8fg7i]

Yes i remember when in 362 AD the netherlands was controlled by the dutch province of zeeland and the official netherlands are Just Amsterdam

[@user-ki8jz8fg7i]

Also cornish 'straya exists...

[@donzetjr6988]

I think you should use Extended Timeline mod for better WW2 in EU4

[@persianempire4624]

The fall of the roman empire was a result of the lag caused by the native americans spawning too many troops at the same time