X12 - CeWEBrity Profile - Tosh.0

Daniel experiments on genetic marvel X12 to see if he is really the world's first superhero.
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Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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[@TWOhype23]

Dude was spot on saying 3,200 pounds for an Altima

[@twenty__3]

I saw this guy do a wheelie on a unicycle....he’s a bad man

[@kevynhansyn2902]

Thats just a hell of a feat if i may say so myself.

[@qazmko22]

I saw this guy use pepper spray to season his meat. Badass

[@shealarson2635]

I saw Chuck Norris punch himself instead of letting this guy punch him.

[@bradleysmith9431]

This guy has ran back and forth so much, he has worn a dirt path in the ground 😆

[@CoryMacVie]

I can't believe his dedication.

[@mflance7197]

If I had a mind like his I'd probably be happy because everything I did I would truly believe I did something special . He is living the dream single childless and a iq of 75 to 80 .

[@nestorhermosillo8915]

Nice observation! 🤣🤣

[@ejcejc4113]

He's fighting back that brain freeze so hard 🤣

[@WhiteOutEntertainment781]

I'm all for a full blown X12 movies with Tosh as the antagonist haha

[@joetorre102]

“What bad guy would you wanna fight” “ a terrace”

[@CHr1516]

"What bad guy would you want to fight" "Joe Torre"

[@michaelwilliams807]

7:47 is the funniest punchline ever. “I dont think x12 can tie his fu**ing shoes!” Hahahaha

[@Lakimbah]

X12 is a damn Legend. He once tied my and his own shoes at the same damn time.

[@Virtual_Villain]

🤯Damn!

[@chickennuggetscoon6900]

Not to mention Elon Musk named his child after him

[@Lakimbah]

@@chickennuggetscoon6900 hahaha

[@bradking420]

Is that why yall was tripping so much?

[@ernst91]

The one I've been waiting for.

[@chrisc1760]

Me too

[@Handlesaredumb69]

#metoo

[@yamaoka6895]

Seen this 6 years ago and just remember this

[@petereinhardt]

Same this is the best cewebrity profile hands down

[@yamaoka6895]

@@petereinhardt fax

[@samson9535]

My favorite Tosh character find. I can't stop laughing.

[@davidr.2408]

X-12's real super power is giggling. It's so infectious.

[@e.alienejones994]

It is hard to handle but then again I laughed

[@Tank_sgv]

😂😂

[@ashephard0035]

X12 needs to be the next Avenger and he needs his own spin off on Disney+.

[@the_traveling_texan]

Tosha’s ability to have fun with him and not just poke fun of him is awesome

[@wutflex]

The average weight of a Nissan altima google results. 3,208 to 3,461 lbs

[@mten6968]

I was just about to make a post about googling “curb weight Nissan Altima”

[@timnor4803]

X12 is vindicated 👍🇺🇸

[@danielboone8435]

@@gsesquire3441 the man is a tenth level genius and there's no denying that, he literally pushed a Nissan Altima out of flood waters, calculating the weight as he pushed, then subtracting the estimated weight of the driver, which i am also sure was spot on

[@mevanking2105]

The only clip I have re watched on purpose.. absolutely gold

[@americannightmare2109]

X12 gone give it to ya!

[@anthony4308]

RIP

[@RobbyMondayy]

@@anthony4308 FACTS. RIP X

[@TWOxTONE_773]

This comment is underrated as hell. On that note RIP DMX.

[@Marsofark]

When he did the fast walk I spit water on my phone 😭🤣

[@moonbull3137]

I can sleep soundly knowing this man is keeping the streets safe

[@alexzabel6044]

"Did you push it deeper?" Im dead.

[@kevinkornmeier6205]

Tosh: Car X12: Get out the way 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaredandrew9906]

Daniel Tosh is an agent of Chaos. Love you dude haha

[@shanecarubbi7864]

X12, a true legend.

[@Opethianaut]

Loved this one 👍

[@kylepolins6330]

As a service member im not surprised this dude served in the army probably a grunt that got hit in the head 1 too many times

[@Floridaman6815]

Bros tbi has him thinking funny

[@thatguyoveryonder]

The best one I've seen!

[@halofreak644]

One of my favorite comedians of all time 😂

[@MrCanadian14]

Think the military might have dosed this guy a few too many times. 🤔

[@michaelmonkey6541]

This is so great....

[@marcclay9125]

One of my favorites

[@KJTEJ]

"I'll babysit you X12" 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@clipsedrag13]

dudes diet is fucking amazing. im eating most of what he said and didnt realize how funny it sounds

[@stufoo]

subway foods

[@thedude5472]

This dude is pissed at Tosh for being on the show. His website says so...yes X12 has a website. 🤣

[@thedude5472]

Even better... I just looked at his website again and he's trying to make it seem like it's a racially motivated fanbase making fun of him. 🤣

[@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254]

Thank you for telling me. His website is great

[@kodiak6198]

What’s his website? I can’t find it

[@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254]

@@kodiak6198 look up x12 superhuman.

[@jasontaylor5061]

Geeze what a tool. No wonder why so many people hate vets.

[@overseer222]

His Face when he goes through the door and sees X 1 through 11 😅

[@joelcardona1519]

People still remember the X12 legend

[@CamsWildVidz]

This was good

[@alejandroavila9940]

I’ve been looking for this one for a long time

[@bennbutters2578]

He’s right about the weight of a Altima 😂😂

[@MYNAMECHEF_FilthyFrank]

I absolutely love X12 xD

[@killingspencer6416]

Hope this dude lives a solid life in his own eyes and is happy for the most part. The real funny part though.....is he's not talking about everyone. Other way around with mostly shitty lame regurgitated jokes. If you're reading this x12......keep on keepin on. Don't let the haters get ya down.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

Yup. Keep living in your fantasy world!

[@MrStrife622]

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 That's everybody though

[@t.b.8837]

What did the army do to this guy? 🤣

[@MrHartApart]

Gave him superhuman abilities, duh!

[@THEandrewMillet]

That's classified.

[@AnN-py2em]

You’d be real surprised who they actually recruit... I’ve seen worse

[@brayerkh]

Once had a guy with very severe autism in my platoon at basic training.. Don’t think he ever graduated BUT, it still amazed me how this guy got as far as he did. He literally almost graduated, kind of scary.

[@sooneralpha405]

Actually went through basic with a guy that looked EXACTLY like X12. His name was Combs. He almost killed himself and the drill sgt at the grenade range. Good times!

[@willnismo8324]

Haha amazing

[@punemax]

This dude made a whole website about how he feels disrespected. But he went twice on the show.

[@dotcom9601]

X-12 I'm looking for your videos love the content bro. We need more of You!!!. Thanks Tosh another great interesting find 👍 😀

[@BobbySacamano]

Wait, doesn't this guy's brother flawlessly move into and out of balloons?

[@mcmclear]

He’s right about the weight of a Nissan Altima: 3208-3461 lbs

[@thisismynamepal]

Not to validate stereotypes, but something about him makes me believe he could move that much weight

[@e.j5813]

Do I believe it? Yes

[@johnyoung2702]

Who let that man take control of a plane?

[@jayteebee1334]

I bet if he actually looked up the weight of a Nissan Ultima his mind was blown to find out at the lightest it's 3244 lbs 😂😂

[@lendog203]

X12 - The only human Chuck Norris is actually afraid of.

[@ninjanateb420]

Deadpool is the Tosh of superheroes. So don't clown too much on Ryan lol

[@jr2904]

I thought that joke aged well lol, obviously before Deadpool came out

[@blakehaun972]

For real though… this dude with his belief in himself could probably actually rip someone in half.

[@nickchronias9546]

Tosh is generous. Miss u Tosh. Be cool to X12 ppl!

[@TheAcaciaStrain1]

Nice

[@rangerismine]

Legend

[@tsuneomccormick115]

With all these super hero movies, when is X12 gonna get his movie?

[@JM-yx1lm]

7:10 that paper is a jail intake form. It's hilarious to read all the stuff on it.

[@MrT6R6E6Y6]

We both served at Fort Dragg and we're both zapped .... X-13 ... hold my beer.

[@deanraney1049]

Fried okra good af ngl

[@Justinsatiable]

I really wish he would make more videos

[@thirdbird1863]

God bless his heart ❤️

[@dttheemperor]

I guess great power doesn't come with great dental plan. 😂🤣

[@chickenpopeye9037]

Thanks to this guy I now believe that I am x9

[@ejcejc4113]

I fucking love x12

[@rustyegg2383]

thats a heavy car

[@n00n1n]

Oh my gosh, Hormel corned beef and hash with butter and hot sauce. P.S. he was spot on. Nissan Altimas weigh 3208 lbs.

[@MB-qt3fo]

After looking at X12's website, it sounds like Tosh is X12's evil nemesis.

[@theo.g.441]

Man he hates tosh. He claims tosh was making fun of him cuz he's black. I was gonna leave some really mean comments on the x-12 vids but he turned off comments to every single vid. X-12 is superhuman but cant take insults

[@amphg7647]

I’m guessing this came out before Deadpool. I forget sometimes that this show had been on for fucking ever; not that Deadpool is a particularly old movie.

[@jayrodz3122]

I don't think X12 can tie his own FUCKING shoes 👟 haha 😂 💀

[@LoveMae1222]

X-12 saves puppies, hugs them to death! 😂😂😂 I've always loved "hug to death" funny how they used it here 😈

[@BrothersofOG]

bruh the Nissan Altima weights 3200 lmaooooooo

[@Xomarshy42]

I hope X-12 saves me from dying someday👌

[@Konglomerant]

I wonder if X12s hat is “STOLEN VALOR!!!”

[@lilcriminals101]

Hope not

[@Frankh747]

A real superpower is getting away with that scarf.

[@BobbL-tf3me]

X12 for president

[@fluffstuffpootiebean1688]

Subway food lol

[@ABCDEFGHIJKELA...]

He has an Army Vet hat on, I'm worried there may be an actual horror story behind this. I hope not, was kind of hoping he would ask him about his time in the service, I'm sure there's a good story there, possibly not so funny though. He looks happy, that a super power on it's own, imo :)

[@StevieObieYT]

X-12 deserves his own Netflix show 😏

[@HerrPoopschitz]

Yikes. After seeing his website hopefully someone at the VA reaches out to him for a psych eval.

[@kingnailuj2911]

Look at him, what for lol

[@junkdrawer3856]

The guy is crazy

[@linken0879]

They couldn’t contain him

[@bradenharris8718]

Yeah the problem is they probably let him INTO the Army like this. So...

[@TheChrisLeone]

This better actually be run by Daniel, I doubt it honestly. I'm sure Comedy Central will continue to milk Tosh.0 for revenue even with them canceling it

[@dee_gee_bee6072]

Chuck Norris had to officially retire - because X12.

[@Anonymous_________]

If he ran 37mph, then my name is Lee Roy Jenkins.

[@brandon5259]

X12 uses motor oils

[@lifeisa.smalllesson4607]

2021 in a nut shell... Me as a young and sexy successful man will be alone while the x12 has his girl of choice! Lmbo

[@nopenope5042]

Tosh is surprisingly a really good guy. He should come back if these other hacks are getting play.

[@613lcd]

He's like the Toxic Avenger without the Toxic.....or a modern day "blankman"......Lol

[@fanoboss]

HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE THE START OF THE NEW SEASON MR TOSH ?

[@rapperc18]

Comedy central canceled it all thanks to cancel culture

[@t16205]

Its over, SJW cancelled comedy all together

[@rapperc18]

So the next time you vote Democrat you will get High gas prices and canceled TV shows that only a fraction of the population wants off the air.

[@joelsbowlsarejoelsgoals9636]

@@rapperc18 thank you. Has no one noticed the gas prices immediately went up?

[@thisismynamepal]

@@rapperc18 i thought he was moving to another network

[@johnforhan7087]

The days before Van Wilder played Deadpool…..

[@ryandonahue285]

X12 is awesome

[@WdawgSmith]

lol hes actually right about the nissan altima....first thing I did was search for that.

[@TrainnWheelz]

that might be my favorite person.

[@DomesticTourist001]

Nissan Altima do weigh 3200 lbs. this guy checks out.

[@TheWhiteBruceLee]

Nice smith and Wesson 5906

[@intothewasteland7373]

Lmao

[@anthonyhewitt9397]

X-12 =INSANE BOLT

[@corbman9049]

He looks like Black Karl Childers. I go off summers to rescue these kittens and eat French fried Pertaters.

[@nicholasbennett7367]

I swear he said Oprah not okra 🤣

[@nejinaji]

Whatever happened to x12 i havent seen anything on him in a while

[@peterjarnes25]

I thoroughly enjoy his demeanour.

[@victorledesma9995]

If he wasn't sore strong, I'd say he should be wearing a helmet.lol

[@tomoconnor7451]

X12!!!!

[@renamon5658]

A real life superhero