Xan destroying his career and keffals quitting streaming because she made irl friends is the funniest timeline ending
@shaynethegmann3 ай бұрын
She'll be back lmfaooo
@OwenHooper-mv4fm3 ай бұрын
People referring to Keffals as “she” unironically is the craziest timeline. 10 years ago this would be called a right wing fever dream
@juice83253 ай бұрын
That’s probably just an excuse for her. Pretty sure her career was dying because it was just failure drama after failure drama for her.
@TheRileyy3 ай бұрын
@@OwenHooper-mv4fmgod you are so annoying like shut the fuck up holy cow dude
@clemfandango-se1wj3 ай бұрын
He’ll be back next week and will quit again the week after
@nixon47313 ай бұрын
CHERRY IM HOMELESS ⁉️I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ CHERRY IM HOMELESS ⁉️I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ CHERRY IM HOMELESS ⁉️I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️
@Luridcontent3 ай бұрын
The glee of watching Xan flush his career down the toilet is hampered by the presence of Demon Mama. I mean, I'm still here for it. I'll lap up the content. But damn.
@gappzapp12483 ай бұрын
I'M GOING TO BE HOMELESS 🔥🔥🔥
@slowbro1733 ай бұрын
ITS YOUR FAULT
@codexmachina13583 ай бұрын
All flamenco had to do is sit back and watch
@TheAdarkerglow3 ай бұрын
CHERRY CHERRY CHERRY V VV V V
@highbread8173 ай бұрын
@@codexmachina1358staying silent is too hard for spergs
@BendySendy3 ай бұрын
I AM NOW HOMELESS CHERRY
@nighthowell3 ай бұрын
WHY WHY WHY WHY
@ethanuel4443 ай бұрын
who’s cherry?
@ChronarGaming3 ай бұрын
@@ethanuel444 its literally at the 4 minute mark
@JimC6073 ай бұрын
CHERRY CHERRY CHERRY CHERRY CHERRYV V V CHERRY
@BendySendy3 ай бұрын
@@nighthowell I WAS MINUS 400 I THOUGHT I HAD 400
@williamhornabrook80813 ай бұрын
Imagine opening up Discord and seeing you have 99+ messages from Xanderhal. Nightmare fuel. Total xanarchy.
@bbg8303 ай бұрын
If DJ Muel had waited for THIS to come out, instead of trying and missing with “he’s not a true communist because he doesn’t let his partner take advantage of him,” Muel could have maybe had a chance.
@spitfiremase3 ай бұрын
In retrospect, Xanderhal probably treated his gf like this, and she just stole from him and wouldn't buy him weed carts as part of some meth-addled attempt on revenge Perfect for one another
@highbread8173 ай бұрын
The thing about Xan is that the biggest spergs hate him as well. He's a lolcow that can be used as bait for other lolcows
@LizStaples3 ай бұрын
In another timeline DJ Meul went after Destiny’s relationship and it was glorious content but he flamed out on Xan cause we live in worst timeline.
@kadmiss17503 ай бұрын
Nah. Me thinks Muel was always destined to be laughed off being a content creator.
@Smellanie41212 ай бұрын
Nah. DJ Muel is still a prick.
@regionalrange30523 ай бұрын
I thought he had a good relationship with his mom but now calls his mom abusive. He is always the victim.
@vesi79933 ай бұрын
He’s been back and forth with it for years, I remember one time he described his mom grounding him as an extremely abusive act
@ltfringr3 ай бұрын
My recollection is that he considered his mom abusive when he was in the process of moving out of her home initially, but got more tight lipped about it when he moved back in with her after his ex wrecked his finances and cheated
@Bersekr213 ай бұрын
Bro calls his mom abusive, I fucking bet the worst she did was make him do chores and clean his room and he considers that abuse.
@slowbro1733 ай бұрын
After my little brother got scammed, he learned everything he could about financial planning and safety. You’d think Xanderhal would figure out how to manage his money by now.
@fleontrotsky3 ай бұрын
@@slowbro173 he's a mommy's boy. The man probably breastfed beyond puberty
@anonlvl19573 ай бұрын
He got Stoner brainrot
@michaelbizzarro6243 ай бұрын
I've been saying since the whole drama with Xans girlfriend that he was actually the abusive BPD woman in the relationship. This is probably how he treated her and he decided to reframe their entire relationship dynamic with cherry picked evidence.
@ericthegreat78053 ай бұрын
Amazin'
@entertain7us1483 ай бұрын
It’s not impossible to believe that an abusive person has themselves been abused in the past. That’s kind of how abuse works. Xan was barely a teenager when he got into a relationship with a woman in her 30s with substance abuse issues. I have no trouble seeing how he might have been exploited in that situation.
@Trisket3 ай бұрын
Reminder: these are the people who believe they know how the world should be run.
@GetSum4203 ай бұрын
Right!!! Demon Mama isn’t capable of running a McDonald’s never mind anything else. He should stay away from society at large people like this do more harm than anybody that they complain about.
@beatyoubeachyt83033 ай бұрын
i hate that
@beatyoubeachyt83033 ай бұрын
I can't believe I was with both of these people xan and Keffals I regret it now
@Trisket3 ай бұрын
@@beatyoubeachyt8303 can't hold coming to your senses against you.
@beatyoubeachyt83033 ай бұрын
@@Trisket when crap like this happens I have no idea how I wouldn't come out of it
@fatesDeath3 ай бұрын
LOL "want to see my dog still?" LMFAO bro that sounds fucking weird
@z115zt73 ай бұрын
sounded like he thought Cherry was dating his dog
@CrunchyCheez3 ай бұрын
"A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"
@WGGplant3 ай бұрын
idc if hes employing me. if he contacts me like that hes getting blocked. thats like 50 msgs in 20 minutes it took 30 minutes of him not getting a reply to fire her
@baconsarny-geddon82983 ай бұрын
It's "psycho gf" behaviour. I honestly don't get how any man can just flush his dignity, acting that way. No matter WHAT went down. "OMG, if I have to move back to Mum's, oooh I will just be SOOO cross with you!! I swear, I'll tell the WHOLE subreddit!!!" peak bugman moment
@auskipper3 ай бұрын
xanderhal is kind of like a real life always sunny character
@kushiclips3 ай бұрын
That content message from Xan's editor that the response ccouldn't come from Xan- his bbday brunch w/ mommy was happening- ironically just reinforces the notion that Xanderhal is a terminally online and immature snake with no IRL friends. A real master - class on rake stepping.
@JohnMiller-mmuldoor3 ай бұрын
6:30 Dude if something that’s urgent there’s this thing called a phone
@sheeplywaltz51833 ай бұрын
It's insane (and very funny) how he uses lefty debate speak when telling his editor that he won't pay her "Tell me why you think I can't and how it makes me bad, say it" is what you tell your political oponent to make them look like a hypocrite lol
@ohhadivist3 ай бұрын
I like your pfp
@MooMoo-q2t3 ай бұрын
Imagine destroying your whole career and all your friendships because you wanted to defend a bougie clothing brand LOL
@TheSutanian2 ай бұрын
Stalin would be proud
@TheFakeGooberGoblin3 ай бұрын
I piss blood
@GrimDim3 ай бұрын
Thats awesome
@nurgle-j5n3 ай бұрын
same tbh
@Frizzyy3 ай бұрын
Been pissing blood for years
@indicted_ham_sandwich3 ай бұрын
I shit rainbows
@GangstaMugi3 ай бұрын
The birthday shit is nuts. You know what i've done on my birthday for as long as I've been an adult? The thing 99% of adults do. Go to work without complaining. It's just another fucking day. It's nuts to me that people who have a comparatively very easy life of making good coin sitting at a computer, would even dare to bitch about it.
@LizStaples3 ай бұрын
You don’t try to schedule your birthday off? It is not like you don’t know when it is coming up, you can request off months early. Should treat yourself bud.
@CisternRumblings3 ай бұрын
"I don't know if you can call this _husk of incompetence_ a business." Savage line from Chud. 💀
@bigben30893 ай бұрын
It’s these types of turns of phrase why I watch Chud. The brutal yet whimsical British lines he comes up with are pure gold.
@karmic57833 ай бұрын
I AM NOW HOMELESS
@Spice.Melange3 ай бұрын
Xanderhal was lying about being homeless because if he was really in a situation where he couldn't come up with rent and was about to be evicted, he would know that they have to serve him a notice to vacate and properly evict him through the court which takes anywhere from 2 months to a year+. And if he doesnt have his own place and isn't on a lease and just like hands money to someone to live in a room, then it's even more sad that he's so broke he can't afford a ROOM. Not even an apartment but a SINGLE ROOM.
@gamedude4123 ай бұрын
@@Spice.Melange no trust him he would’ve have been instantly homeless and gotten super covid and then shoe and keffals would have pegged him with XXL flared bad dragon toys while he yelled “I’m a birthday boy, Nooooo”
@spartan899883 ай бұрын
That’s crazy in my state we only get a month after an eviction notice 💀
@nighthowell3 ай бұрын
Once-in-a-lifetime Demon Mama W
@melancholy93033 ай бұрын
biggest takeaway from all this is never trust cherry to not leak dms
@Yor_gamma_ix_bae3 ай бұрын
Yea wow she a leaker ! This is 2x now.
@melancholy93033 ай бұрын
@@Yor_gamma_ix_bae isn't it 3x? i thought she did it to tipster too
@mochatm92023 ай бұрын
Leaky cheery. 💧
@spitfiremase3 ай бұрын
Why is it Cherry's job to handle his money, such that he sends so many messages in a row
@GnosticInformant3 ай бұрын
these leftoid debate streamers are insane
@fleontrotsky3 ай бұрын
No shit. Demon Mama is a bloke dressed up as an effete demon so he can enter women's changing rooms.
@Runescape123453 ай бұрын
Lefty streamers eat each other alive, it's something chud himself experienced while he was still involved with them. In comparison tbf rightwing streamers tend to not dissociate from friends until way too late.
@weasellylittleliardude3 ай бұрын
Cherry is the friends we made along the way. Cherry victory. Total Xan Destruction.
@mypsizllez3 ай бұрын
Slanderholics rise up! We eating tonight.
@Usagi3933 ай бұрын
I think I’m too old to understand this. If I thought that I was going to be homeless, I would make a phone call. I wouldn’t be text spamming somebody at 8 PM
@callumsparrow43793 ай бұрын
XanderHal: “NOOOO I’M GONNA BE HOMELESS!” Good.
@dan4383 ай бұрын
I think this guy did not need an editor but a parent. Cherry seems to have taken a lot of responsibilities for Xan. Xan is not going to find someone to take Cherries job again.
@ericthegreat78053 ай бұрын
Maybe Hassan can give Xan him his old editor
@Deeps__3 ай бұрын
What a shock, people got bored of his face constantly uttering alt right nazi for EVERYTHING!
@marron52723 ай бұрын
So bro didn’t learn from the gf situation about not being responsible for your finances? Bro needs to just leave the internet
@jamieandreassen67203 ай бұрын
Xanderhal going on Caleb Hammer's show would be good content. Also, at least Xan used Keffals' proper pronouns.
@yeetytheyeti55203 ай бұрын
I AM NOW HOMELESS 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@MooseArc0063 ай бұрын
thats a very charitable pic of keffals you have something you wanna tell us Chud?
@justsomeguy28253 ай бұрын
Geez, one of the first cardinal rules of managing your finances is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS have some money put away somewhere if things really hit the fan. The other cardinal rule is to have your financial documents well organized, so you have them on hand for disputes. This goes beyond Xan being incompetent with money. He's legitimately too stupid to learn from his mistakes.
@LizStaples3 ай бұрын
If you ever have to go thru a grandparents or other elderly folks house, be sure to shake out all the Bibles and large hardback books they tend to stash couple large bills In there for emergencies. I’ve been looking after my elderly neighbor who was caregiver for her even more elderly aunt. Between piles of old newspapers and endless junk, I have found $300 in large bills tucked in books and another $300 in coins in little coin purses tucked everywhere, but my fav find has been a pair of legit 1920s brass knuckles.
@HotTakeAndy3 ай бұрын
DM takes 45 min to tell a 5 min story.
@saltymcnaulty99273 ай бұрын
Keffals' existence is her own punishment is the best thing I've heard in a while lol. Its so true. She tugged on the fabric of reality for so long it eventually snapped back. Also holy shit dude Is Xan 700 years old? His birthday seems to happen like 42 times a year.
@hydraflare47223 ай бұрын
I AM NOT CRAZY CHERRY I KNOW YOU SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS. 1216 ONE AFTER MAGNA CARTA
@eggy73463 ай бұрын
Those keffals images are always so unappealing and grotesque, god damn you DK
@Yatolc3 ай бұрын
Funfact did you know this channel is getting fucked by the algorithm? despite having the bell notification, for 2 month KZbin didn't give me a single notification of this channel's upload.
@diegomedina96373 ай бұрын
Then why the f*ck am I getting this Chode on my recommendations on a daily basis?
@clownjuice_blue48993 ай бұрын
Perhaps the X man dislikes peace and financial stability
@middleway17043 ай бұрын
Hunting down keffals LMFAO 😂
@nurgle-j5n3 ай бұрын
...based? 🤣
@gamedude4123 ай бұрын
Wait til it Turns out all the swatting and death threat was xan and Ethan his new editor
@ericthegreat78053 ай бұрын
@gamedude412 😂😂😂
@pepelag72783 ай бұрын
Do you think they regret how they treated Shoe years ago when Xan did this to her? He went on to do it to Keffals, Merrick, Lance, Vaush, Dm… he will do it to his new editor too, probably. He can’t keep a friendships he just uses people for drama clout.
@sarahtopless69913 ай бұрын
why does it feel to me like demon man child brainwashed cherry to turn on xanderhal it seems super wierd how cherry apparently out of no where just turned on xanderhal considering how cherry was supposedly acting originally but then demon man child gets involved and BAM quick switch yea xander is definitely a dumb ass but yea no the out of no where flip of personality is normally a result of manipulation from others also it would line up with how much demon man child has over others
@ericthegreat78053 ай бұрын
These people are all LARPing
@kennyevans61973 ай бұрын
🐴+🍭= Vaush THE PED EQUASION
@BasedGodFlashy3 ай бұрын
Has he considered getting a job or adapting his lifestyle to his income?
@indicted_ham_sandwich3 ай бұрын
CHERRY CHERRY CHERRY Three of a kind... Jackpot!
@BettersonMcgee3 ай бұрын
I wonder how much mileage DK has gotten off of this one picture of xanderhal. Its probably my favourite picture ever. Its so fucked up and I can't believe he actually looks like this
@obamabiden3 ай бұрын
WHY CHERRY WHY
@bbirdie92263 ай бұрын
Chud just looking cleaner than Xan and DEmon Mamma makes him the winner in my book. Thanks for the good hygiene Chud
@milyball3 ай бұрын
As an older person with actual sense, it's always been kind of annoying watching Xanderhal be sooo smugly wrong about life things- not political (I don't think he has a take that's his own politically). Like, he's really certain he has everything figured out, and acts like some sort of wisdom guide to his poor chat with just sooo much smug, I haven't been able to watch him in years. Lol Im always complaining about Mr. Logic in comments here, but I won't stop watching because I LIKE him. Xanderhal doesn't have those likable qualities.
@Sadboi_Rook3 ай бұрын
Demonmama screaming sounds like that dude from Pretty Much It
@grantwilliams26503 ай бұрын
Generational Slanderholic run man
@sm20493 ай бұрын
It's keffles, can you honestly say he will be missed?
@Nonameisback9993 ай бұрын
Xanderholics anonymous
@pemguim11203 ай бұрын
DJmuel is punching the air rn
@chilibeer39123 ай бұрын
Does Cherry work on commission or something? What do you mean you can’t pay the editor because the channel isn’t making money? I mean I can understand that it’s hard to make payments when you park all your money in Robux but come on
@JoshuaThomas-we8ib3 ай бұрын
Wait xan nooooo your flying to close to the sun!!!!! How do you come out looking like the bad guy against keffals
@LizStaples3 ай бұрын
What is DemonMama’s relationship to Cherry???
@jbBehemoth3 ай бұрын
Xan getting campaign funds?
@EpicDude863 ай бұрын
Y he so lame
@lunaloveless72343 ай бұрын
Lol he can't get guns across the border easily into Canada unless he illegally crosses. He lives quite far from keffals too. It's about a week of driving. He lives on the west. Keffals and I live in Ontario which is their east coast. It's quite the trek lol
@fancyelk23732 ай бұрын
A breadtuber lying and being a pos? Say it ain’t so!
@trentthehehim39363 ай бұрын
I don’t like Xander Smolls, but it sounds like cherry was DESPERATELY trying to force him to bring her on as an editor when he wasn’t wanting or financially ready for an editor.
@backwardsbandit80943 ай бұрын
Lol what kind of brain dead excuse is that? Just don't bring her on as an editor. Are we joking that Xan is intellectually disabled or are we being serious?
@Usagi3933 ай бұрын
How can she force him to hire her?
@ericthegreat78053 ай бұрын
@@Usagi393it sounds like they were banking on Xanderhal remembering the Hassan editor situation and Xanderhal not wanting the bad press of it.
@maxbeancounter3 ай бұрын
Slanderhal L
@Robert-xx8jx3 ай бұрын
Gooning to this
@nonserviam48133 ай бұрын
V V V V V V V V V V.V V.
@kushiclips3 ай бұрын
Here's to Cherry; friend, editor, accountant, & ally
@tarqinquentinsson-obviousl9573 ай бұрын
But what if you can't pay out of pocket because PayPal will flag it as suspicious activity?
@annienunyabiz66273 ай бұрын
Dude, speaking of a demon mama, apparently MamaMax is now working with an abused children's charity.
@GhostwalkerSparrow3 ай бұрын
lol he still hasn’t addressed the Ava Tyson situation besides defending the loli artwork
@unn54433 ай бұрын
W Xanderhal
@fatuusdottore3 ай бұрын
Damn this maniac's ranting sounds insane....... Xanderhal too.
@TILR3 ай бұрын
CHERRY CHERRY CHERRYCHERRY CHERRY CHERRYCHERRYCHERRY V V VVV V
@PizzaSlinga3 ай бұрын
v
@fookinreee37543 ай бұрын
xan coping saying they're just friend arguments
@GetSum4203 ай бұрын
I think it’s fucking hilarious. Every time a drama like this happens and all the drama KZbinrs say this person is never gonna come back from this and every time the person comes back from whatever drama they’re involved in unless you physically hurt someone or you’re a pedophile you can pretty much recover from any KZbin drama ever, pretty sure I can count on one hand how many careers have been tanked over bullshit KZbin drama?