xenoblade.mp4

Headphones recommended

[@RefinedSkye]

Alright, this started amazing, but when Reyn showed up I lost it.

[@HazyOra]

YOU AND ME BOTH

[@zumozumo838]

Yep

[@Aflay1]

And HERE COMES REYN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[@funkyboi3987]

How did he do it to both of them at the same time?

[@jackwirtz5822]

The screams, the moans all at the same time XD

[@CheesyRam]

Reyn no!

[@kingv-man8149]

SUCK ON THIS!

[@questionmarkquestionmarkques]

reyn yes*

[@JohnnyQD]

@@questionmarkquestionmarkques ryen time baby!

[@Aflay1]

ALLEY OOOP[thrust]

[@Knownodin875]

"BONE UPPER!!!"

[@giygas_9577]

Missed opportunity to have Reyn say "Shulk! Get in there!"

[@pingunooty]

Thanks giygas very cool

[@arek.k8688]

That's quite the weird place in which we have met again my friend

[@giygas_9577]

@@arek.k8688 Hahaha, I love me some Xenoblade 1 memes.

[@arek.k8688]

@@giygas_9577 same here

[@TaqiInalessaSanyPlus]

Kirby: Keeby, let's do this!

[@AxoReuni]

Shulk said "Please, no!", but it was too late as Reyn Time was already initiated. And once Reyn Time is initiated, there's no stopping it.

[@flamingpit1232]

It was inevitable

[@hexospikez741]

Truly one of the scenes of all time.

[@EmilXOM]

Can't have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!

[@JohnnyQD]

What a lifesaver

[@copyrightstrike4666]

@@JohnnyQD OH YEAH

[@slimeghost103]

​@@copyrightstrike4666 ALLEY--OOP!

[@mythos6308]

Can’t have a baby without Reyn

[@emishimaru-sama6449]

Wait wait wait..... It's too much coincidence but, *Was that a mother-flipping Just a Pancake reference!?* o_o

[@MisterAIG]

And... That's how Nikol was born.

[@Gundamseeddabest]

And Panacea has a half/third sibling

[@delireent.3960]

Plot twist, nikol isn't the son of shulk but Reyn

[@Gundamseeddabest]

@@SpicyInk no one who isn't in any promotional material in the sequels lol

[@SpicyInk]

@@Gundamseeddabest I don't care about promotional material I'm full on avoiding max spoilers. All I know is the name of like 4 character and 3 of them are from past games

[@Gundamseeddabest]

@@SpicyInk yet here you are on youtube looking up a Xenoblade video.

[@furou2486]

"Shulk! Wirh you around, I am three times as hard" This actually killed me xD

[@antoniomartine8868]

My theory is that Reyn fucked Shulk so hard that even Fiora felt it. Truly astounding.

[@ShyFive64]

wirh

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

😂

[@chuckbatman5]

Shulk, with you around, I'm three times as HARD

[@darcellmanis3581]

I lost it there.

[@saj_a]

Yea bro damn

[@Mswordx23]

Yeah, Shulk! Get stuck in!

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

How this only has 35k views is beyond me.

[@Waddlejpg]

Hey

[@SketchHusk]

Oh, hello there.

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

50k now

[@TheClassicnathan]

Bro this vid is like 3 years old

[@TheClassicnathan]

@MirrorYen you right

[@King_G-dede]

0:22 I just image Reyn doing the TF2 Conga into the room and Shulk and Fiora start begging for mercy

[@melonscumpthin8643]

Conga, maggots!

[@SketchHusk]

I see you found one of my thoughts buried deep under (like, I couldn't get it myself- you found it).

[@Aflay1]

God imagine if this were animated. The whole thing is just...they’re just making dough for a pie or something, and then REYN comes in and ruins the whole dish.

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

And then a Scunt comes along and shoots him through the base shutters with the back attack before stealing the health pack from a medic who is currently healing him

[@xtra3678]

@@Aflay1 that's not what is happening here...

[@prismatic8333]

Quotes like this are why I don’t want my parents to see me playing Xenoblade

[@enemyv1380]

Category: "News"

[@LucasManMc]

And politics.

[@someguy4405]

Enemy V I HAVE BEEN INFORMED.

[@TimBagels]

More like nudes

[@questionmarkquestionmarkques]

@@TimBagels but there isnt any nudity

[@kyurei4478]

Imagination can do a lot of things tho.

[@MonadoBoyFlameRock]

Reyn was icing on the cake.

[@wesleydamaschino8047]

He sure iced Shulk’s cake.

[@PapaNierForReplicant]

Nah, he's the whole dessert

[@jonathanh.2483]

Reyn became the main event as soon as he showed up, and that’s really saying something considering how good it was already

[@-Ryu]

He's the entire Recipe

[@zumozumo838]

"With you around, I'm three times as hard" -The legendary hero to his similarly aged friend

[@manupm9161]

Shulk: and that's how you were born! Nikol: 😳

[@alexsheehan7629]

I'm debating whether or not I should send this to my friends who haven't played Xenoblade

[@themightysomeone9604]

They will probably be flabbergasting by the great voice acting, humor and plot

[@miimiiandco]

@@themightysomeone9604 Give them some quality Reyn Time

[@meadows.9700]

Do it. I did it, no regrets.

[@jonathanodude6660]

im doing it bruh

[@Aflay1]

I’ve never played Xenoblade. This is one of my favorite videos. Definitely do it.

[@Rohit-ni3jm]

Should've ended with "What a mess, Reyn."

[@AlakazamMast3r]

And that's how Nikol was born

[@feffermickel]

This is amazing, Reyn’s intervention especially

[@cyndawu1940]

Bone upper is so cursed, i can never hear the move the same way ever again

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

😂

[@Ultra04channel]

And this is why voice actors should not moan for the hit sounds.

[@Sigma_San]

Charles Martinet seeing this after voicing Luigi's primary knockback sound: i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/617/650/91a.jpg

[@-Ryu]

This is why they should always moan for the hit sounds!

[@Jupiter_Rsabbit]

unbased and bluepilled as fuck

[@ZoruaMaster]

I dont know what sound they should be expected to make

[@Chadw1cKed]

@@ZoruaMaster Say things like "Ouch!", "That smarts!", "Owie owie owie!", and "Oof." That's much more realistic and family friendly. We don't want any good God fearing folk, being led into temptation by the sounds of a guy kicking another guy in the shin.

[@justin8211]

“Shulk, with you around I’m three times as hard”

[@fatalechoes2216]

Everyday we stray further away from meyneth

[@TimBagels]

R E G R E S S I N G

[@danknados]

Or further from zanza

[@allingbrodniak8819]

⁠@@danknadosisn’t that a good thing though

[@danknados]

@allingbrodniak8819 technically yes but if we're using zanza as an alternative to our world's gods then some people would say no

[@shrimpspaghetti]

*ALRIGHT, TIME FOR A CHAIN ATTACK-*

[@luma4682]

Shulk’s fault, he know chain attack need three party member to be a success uwu

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

It's the constant voice overlapping when Reyn appears. The absolute PANIC going on in that moment.

[@samholytoe1684]

Can we make a part 2, but this time with Metal Face?

[@sliquaverse]

Epic

[@marsthemisnomer]

Epic

[@yoran4067]

Epic

[@edwardvandermeer7455]

"I'll come once everything's quiet down a bit"

[@Takittack]

Epic

[@enriqueaquiahuatl8554]

If your man can't do a chain attack in bed, is he really worth it?

[@uhoh7545]

More into LOOK ALIVE ponplay tbh

[@huntrr_44]

The fact that Reyn can do that to 2 people at once... It scares me

[@-Ryu]

I think he did it to Shulk, and the momentum from that made Shulk go even further into Fiora. That's why Fiora is screaming in somewhat ecstasy, but Shulk is just in pain.

[@sovi1156]

with shulk around he's 3 times as hard

[@connorschronicles810]

@@sovi1156 I am all for LGBTQ+, but after Rex having children with Pyra, Mythra, and Nia, I cannot help but wonder what Japan is trying to tell us, lol. But this video has one of the most clever battle quote editing I’ve seen! Well done!☺️

[@brandonnguyen6718]

@@connorschronicles810 Xenoblade is Japanese propaganda to turn westerners gay and horny. I gotta say, it's working alright.

[@connorschronicles810]

@@sovi1156 HAHA! Lol! I Love it!

[@antimatterstudios8395]

This was a 9.5/10 video until Reyn showed up Then it became the best video on this platform

[@DinfarManshad]

100% percent agree

[@LocalPersona5Person]

100%

[@thiccum2668]

1,000%

[@redstonewarrior0152]

A true 11 out of 5

[@BeastBoom24]

This makes sense, after all, you can’t spell rainbow without Reyn.

[@iishiir]

This is canon now

[@AidanRobles-c8u]

He used that smash Monado art

[@Miltiades178]

Certified Nikol moment.

[@biggreen1456]

I now understand why Nikol is so shy

[@AdmiralAvalanche]

Now canon

[@Rayka_Plasma]

Shulk! with you around, I'm three times as- H A R D

[@McNugge.]

The way they both scream *"REYN"* in absolute terror ascends me😂

[@GrizbyK72]

It’s like they know what’s coming but are powerless to stop it.

[@MJT-DA]

Wtf is that profile pic.

[@moemuxhagi]

@@MJT-DA sauce

[@TheFrostedfirefly]

@@GrizbyK72 Not even the Monado's visions could save Shulk from Reyn Time.

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

@@GrizbyK72 coming

[@pyr0_jack]

(xbc 3 spoilers) . . . . and that's how nikol was born

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

Lol

[@Flaruwu]

I don't know why this exists but I love it

[@plaguecoree]

*R E Y N*

[@Octav2000]

How nikol was made

[@maroon7228]

The "Suck on this!" and then screaming got me

[@wolfwyvern3662]

This whole scene feels like a friendship sitcom

[@havocbringer2100]

0:27 PLEASE, NO!!!

[@gruma6581]

SUCK ON THIS!

[@CrickettoSantalune]

AAAAAAAAAA

[@gen5fan293]

SHULK, WITH YOU AROUND I’M THREE TIMES AS HARD!!

[@themightysomeone9604]

r/xenoblade_chronicles send me here. I'm not surprised yet not disappointed

[@ShiftedPyro]

Now this is the content i like

[@Novet_C]

Boom recommended tab

[@JohnnyQD]

@@Novet_C funny enough it appeared on my recommended tab

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

S u s

[@jamievalorin1347]

"SUCK ON THIS!!" *Shulk screaming in fear*

[@andrewiniguez502]

So this was how Nikol was made huh?

[@lackinggnat]

"With you around, I'm 3 times as hard." Context please?

[@Mr_Taternater]

He actually says that he works 3 times as hard but they changed the line for this video

[@garrettchandler1948]

It actually post battle banter between sharla and reyn. He says "with you around, I fight 3 times as hard" I know this because I probably have heard him say about 300 times

[@heartofthefluft8541]

@@garrettchandler1948 Reyn & Shulk to be specific. I remember hearing this phrase complete like, "Shulk, with you around, I fight three times as hard" even before recruiting Sharla

[@brandonhughes4076]

@@garrettchandler1948 as someone who used Shulk-Reyn-Sharla literally from start to finish, I have this quote firmly burned into my brain

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

😂

[@sadfox8248]

Never played a Xenoblade game in my life. After watching this, I went straight to eBay and ordered a copy. It'll be here this weekend.

[@daniel.franco]

is it as good as you thought it was?

[@lemmyxpro]

That's so cool! I hope you became a big fan of the series after that!

[@adv78]

Hey, it's been 3 months now, i need to know, did you play it? If so, is you 3 times as hard whenever shulk is around as well?

[@lemmyxpro]

@@adv78 LOL, wtf??

[@fakegrant]

This was brought down by the fact that there was not one single “i’m really feeling it”

[@questionmarkquestionmarkques]

Reyn time>>>>>>>im really feeling it

[@justanormalpokemon4048]

And thus, Nikol happened

[@wanderkusanagi5313]

and thats the history of how you born nikol......im sorrry

[@bragevik1038]

Headphones are for cowards

[@JosephCeretor]

hell yeah

[@Kaisenik]

Real men accept the weird glances

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

Real men play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 in front of their parents

[@velvetbutterfly]

Reyn: Time for pain Shulk: I'm ready

[@xenon6091]

We need a Xenoblade 3 version

[@uncleshithole9127]

Ah yes Noah Mio and N………………….

[@NonexistentDroid2016]

This aged REALLY well.

[@monadoboiii]

Reyn: "now is Reyn time, SUCK ON THIS" Fiora and Shulk: "AUGHHHHH" That fucking killed me.

[@Puftendo]

Why is this perfect

[@ahmeres]

Puftendo Because it just is

[@kyurei4478]

Talented voice actors.

[@basementreviewer788]

i lost my shit when reyn appeared.

[@StitchFunkoPop]

REYN SAID BISEXUAL RIGHTS

[@tahamohammad8842]

After all, you can’t have a rainbow without reyn

[@ninjamagic004]

Someone shared this on Xenoblade Amino and I said I hate whoever made this, but at the same time I love it. Just thought I'd relay my message

[@scruber64_]

"REYN PLEASE NO!" You can feel the sheer desperation in his tone

[@evansevans1770]

Was waiting for "BACK SLASH"💀

[@Hexstasy100]

This just sounds like a normal battle with music and sound effects turned off

[@n0kidneys]

If this showed up in more people's recommended, I guarantee it would boost Xenoblade DE's sales by 2000%

[@dan.9093]

I would love to see the voice actors reaction after watching this

[@justatanuki.6495]

Probably pain

[@DragonEnthusiast]

This can be interpreted as Shulk and Fiora going to Taco Bell and this is the aftermath.

[@thetoragod654]

Meh meh meh...POPPI AVERT EYES!!!

[@meadows.9700]

I requested this to the music bot on a discord server during VC. They loved it. I have no regrets.

[@trentyboyi3397]

*I T 'S R E Y N T I M E!*

[@redguywins4802]

BONE . . . . . . . . . . UPPER!

[@skotiaH2O]

"Time for a Chain Attack!"

[@heroponriki666]

There is a reason why Shulk and Reyn's affinity ingame is the first one to get at the max level

[@lewis9s]

And that’s why XB2 is over sexualised.

[@13thseeker73]

This was one future Shulk couldn't change.

[@GoldenMushroom64]

G O L D

[@verycleanguy1771]

"I fear no man, but that... thing" "YEEAAAH, REYN TIME" "...It scares me."

[@evatroniclover0026]

Shulk: And that's how you were born Nikol Nikol: *Severely unnerved.*

[@crocs_n_socks]

*ＢＯＮＥ ＵＰＰＥＲ*

[@LeoYoshi54321]

This video convinced me to buy Xenoblade 1.

[@AlexxxMYLSince2013]

Xenoblade: Gods, Monado, Maquina, universe rebirth. Xenoblade fans: Im really feeling it, time for a chain attack, now its Ryen time!, aleiup aleiup THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME!!

[@sonario0074]

You forgot boy

[@Brutalyte616]

They knew what they were doing when they recorded these lines...

[@six_buck_dlc]

i am somehow learning everything about xenoblade characters from these memes alone

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

I feel so bad for voice actors now

[@fnafgamer2469]

this is why voice actors shouldn’t record voice clips of them moaning for when characters get hurt in battles

[@nickbritto1511]

So characters can moan outside battles?

[@thiccum2668]

This is exactly why they should

[@MrWick_72]

Can't have a rainbow without reyn baby

[@LillianAredhel]

I've been absolutely cackling at this for 10 minutes now

[@kamikawa5758]

Thank you for this masterpiece, Zeke von Genbu, Bringer of Chaos

[@jonathanh.2483]

*I’M REALLY FEELING IT*

[@tannerhatchett4559]

IT'S REYN TIME

[@helpinghands7935]

Thank you so much for this masterpiece

[@Reynsoon]

SHULK, REYN AND FIORA, WTF ARE THEY DOING?

[@DjayT.]

*"TiMe FoR a ChAiN aTtAcK"*

[@masterplusmargarita]

The ending line made me spit out my spaghetti. There's spaghetti over my monitor now, and I'm happy about it. Thanks.

[@poppapalpatine8624]

Every day we stray further from Zanza

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Isn’t that a _good thing?_

[@uncleshithole9127]

Oh zanza what are you doing

[@cornelliusmccollum5559]

I'm so glad I'm using headphones instead of blasting this in front of my co-workers

[@greatsummonerheronnet7192]

Bone UPPER

[@OverkillNu]

Melia hearing this all go down, knowing she is going to outlive them all

[@wildfiresnap]

actually they're all dating and in a very happy polycule along with (A)lvis :)

[@OverkillNu]

@@wildfiresnap nice

[@jooshooa8794]

Shulk, get stuck in