Xi reviews armed forces at China's National Day military parade

[@1nvuu]

"The whole class when you came late" 7:19

[@lastbear1502]

Me and boy in ww3 see girl pretty

[@dandyrachman5555]

The guy on the very rigth. His face seems familiar to me🤣. And his face doesnt look like chineese people🤣

[@ClivonBarris]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or when you ask a question to the teacher in the middle of the class🤣🤣it’s just ridiculous

[@abde09]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beanz4852]

Dandy Rachman bruh not all Chinese people look like their stereotypes. For example I look half white half Filipino but I’m chinese

[@SocialCredit100]

Imagine the Chinese government just looks at the comments and all they just see is people talking about to the guy who turned his head early

[@dandyrachman5555]

6:22

[@rohanramani6243]

yeah that guy happened to disappear lol and no one knows why

[@ycnsnta]

Probably dead by now

[@larryyao1322]

I think everyone watching the live that day had already recognized that

[@GOODNOIGHT]

Sir _oofalot Better believe theyd count that shit lmao

[@ozhaa522]

Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh

[@yasuke2161]

Permanent ban from China for you.😂

[@ozhaa522]

@@yasuke2161 hahahaha

[@thareqprimaharianto8725]

A Pooh you don't wanna play with

[@andyloaeza8476]

Say hello to the gulag for me

[@kurtvonfricken6829]

He looks bored as hell.

[@ilikemathematics1590]

6:45 John K. Kennedy would highly recommend not doing this...

[@metagiga7626]

ah yes, John *K.* Kennedy, my favorite anti-communist President

[@PU8698]

Hold up, who is John K. Kennedy? I know JFK, but who is JKK

[@fredxd8590]

There's sniper's everywhere, relax.

[@deathgamer8086]

bit late for that innit xDD

[@migs6674]

Ah yes, John Kennedy Kennedy, my favourite president.

[@GeneCAu]

Xi looks like he's in front of a green screen.

[@decespugliatorenucleare3780]

he might as well be: no fucking way those mikes are not gonna pick up tons of wind noise with a car going like that

[@FG-gt8om]

he is !

[@regularhoodshow8146]

*IKR*

[@dxelson]

@@decespugliatorenucleare3780 you don't see those huge as mufflers?

[@sloppydoggy9257]

Yeah it's green screen.

[@towwong2822]

6:22 That one dude turned his head too early

[@razzwolf5907]

poor guy

[@mahaniyama]

his name was added to some list

[@安荣-f5g]

He was punished with one level deducted and his medal from this time was canceled. That’s it.

[@hiraprxc2569]

@@安荣-f5g how did you know?

[@安荣-f5g]

Reezdeed something is called news

[@ifirekirby7498]

Damn, that’s a lot of NPCs. My computer couldn’t handle that many.

[@ifirekirby7498]

Mighty Triballian “What they believe in” is what the government believes in, as they are constantly watched and fed propaganda.

[@ifirekirby7498]

Mighty Triballian Chinese history is rich but also painful. Under Mao Zedong’s rule, society obeyed him and suffered. With Xi having near total dominance over the country at this point, it’s very possible that a similar situation could occur again.

[@Fiendformusic]

@Mighty Triballian Anyone who is willing to die for some stupid government controlled ideology is a idiot who deserves the title of NPC, cog, or sheeple. There is nothing honorable about allegiance to false idols. To die honorably is poteic but senseless nonetheless. This is mass brain washing nothing more.

[@ifirekirby7498]

EVIL GENIUS Amen. By the way, love your profile pic.

[@user-lf1xm4td7e]

y‘all just bitching over a bunch of dudes in uniform

[@middayescape5800]

5:59 "DADDYYYYYY" - when a 9 years old girl sees a spider in the bathroom.

[@enderson6821]

lol

[@avatarroku7955]

This comment deserves more like

[@raghuvenkatesan6792]

lmfao

[@Ewi8ng]

Lol😂😂😂

[@Matthew-qx3dh]

6:22 One of the robotic soldiers malfunctioned

[@kurtvonfricken6829]

There's always a ” that guy”.

[@patrickneil7820]

@@kurtvonfricken6829 he isn't the only soldier who turned his head early at that moment... there's another one im guessing their eyes followed the wrong car.

[@karlmarcs31]

@@patrickneil7820 There was never a car for them to follow

[@dr.livesey7595]

He was executed in the evening

[@antarikshtyagi]

@@dr.livesey7595 purged

[@ilyabuzukov5754]

Nobody: The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

[@andowski8776]

Nobody: The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

[@zooofsocks1924]

Nobody: The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

[@Babayagaom]

They all look like school kids

[@MikeCobweb]

Stop with the nobody jokes people, it’s getting retarded.

[@andowski8776]

@@MikeCobweb Welcome to the KZbin comment section, Michael.

[@OrloCanalo]

When u step on a Lego in corridor: 7:56

[@MutterdesHerrnBarakas]

bro you killed me 😂

[@mik7517]

@@MutterdesHerrnBarakas DEAD :D :D :D

[@railarea7716]

aaaaAaAaAAaa

[@mst7806]

I laughed until I stopped. That's gold.

[@tralalaklak]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@georgedeane2564]

Anyone who is interested in what Xi is saying: Tongzhimen Hao - Greetings Comrades Tongzhimen Xinkule - (well done) Comrades (you) have been working hard I can't make out what the soldiers are saying but I presume it's a response like "hello..." or "thank you"

[@JuicyFruitCR]

When he said 同志们好, the soldiers responded with 总书好, or "Greetings General Secretary!"

[@mikeetoo96]

Thank you I don't speak madarin, but I would scream out loud what Xi was saying! Now I know and its even cooler

[@QilianX]

soldiers also reponsed: 为人民服务 (we serve the people)

[@persepolis9592]

Thank you all that's what I was looking for ! Long life to China from Iran !

[@dysfunctionalthor4719]

He really looks excited by greeting them

[@randolphsavage9760]

I can see Winnie the Pooh has done well for himself.

[@RightHandedMan25]

leading a world superpower is hilarious

[@nonchasuwamvachi7060]

Oh nO🤦‍♂️

[@phanvanhoa]

I thought Randy murdered him, no?

[@freedrugs3482]

How funny would it be if someone deep faked Xi Dung Bong with Winnie? very, GET ON IT!!! and I'm not talking about just the head

[@freedrugs3482]

How funny would it be if someone deep faked Xi Dung Bong with Winnie? very, GET ON IT!!! and I'm not talking about just the head

[@welldoitlive8769]

6:35 Xi Jinping: *Chinese call to attention or whatever* Tanks: *silence*

[@Haxurs]

lol

[@云心-q7f]

There are 100 flags representing 100 teams that have made significant sacrifices and contributions.

[@deathgamer8086]

yh exactly they shud sack the tanks

[@jeremyjohnson2466]

We'll Do It Live! The tanks don’t speak Chinese

[@71637]

He is saying “Hello Comrades!” I’m not kidding, I translated this

[@aryaa7334]

The app tabs when i open my moms phone 7:23

[@maxdamian9380]

Me: opens a bag of gum The rest of the class : 7:20

[@lmao9526]

Lmfaoo frfr

[@ravijntje8724]

😂😂😂

[@who9042]

When you also cough

[@Betterhose]

LMAO 😂👍

[@BD4G1]

LMAOOO

[@tangocharliedd-2146]

6:36 when you said hello to cool kids and they ignored you 6:46 your reaction be like

[@lain39x]

Wtf lmao

[@user46352]

@@lain39x wdym, Winnie the Pooh is the cool kid

[@cesartavarezcorp.7959]

Hahahahaha

[@reshashirodkar7698]

bruh thats the same reaction i see everywhere on his face

[@linsanhao7415]

Lol that's not funny cuz that is xi said hello to the soldier who died for our country in the war before. These flags present their souls.

[@andybub45]

When you're using your phone in class and the teacher calls your name 10:28

[@The19682510]

😂😂😂😂👍

[@nepolionking2393]

That 2nd guy was laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@thelegend3163]

Hahhahahha so true

[@gammaray3282]

7:23 USA Army : Thats the 8th time I killed that guy....

[@abdullahabdulaziz]

Wait what we are surrounded by the same guy..?

[@rixille]

Really? I can see variation in their faces.

[@pankourlaut]

That's just like saying all black people ... oh nevermind

[@user-cc4kq6hl4c]

Priest shadow clone ?

[@requiem5151]

@@pankourlaut Ofc you can't say that, black people don't look the same. Don't be racist... *5 minutes later in YT* -These chineses all look the same hAHahAaHha.

[@misskonaxia]

Translation: Xi: Hey what's up PLA: YOOOOO WHAT'S UPPPP

[@asdfghjkl2407]

🤣

[@blablagame3914]

8:26 the simulation glitches

[@learnlaw1363]

blablagame yes. The video looks fake and like it has layers of green screen effects

[@Centre14]

learn law exactly what i thought. kinda looks green screeny. probably real tho

[@Noname-gh3sq]

6:23 in the back betwen this first 2

[@imaginewagon8177]

@@learnlaw1363 yeah but thats real tho

[@faker3033]

@@learnlaw1363 ye true but i think it is real tho, because this was a live broadcast with actual ppl there, woild not make sense to greenscreen it and fake it, much easier to just do it, they done it before so ....

[@zakky4048]

7:56 when u step a lego

[@sahcsyboi]

LMAO

[@itsshitposter]

😂

[@Not2Harsh]

🤣

[@NishiMiyamura]

Chhiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!

[@shonnaledoux863]

😂😂😂

[@sauravbarman4252]

5:29 did someone yell "GRENADE"?

[@wooakawmiaoaa6840]

He meant gurrrrr

[@allana9510]

Saurav Barman that means salute

[@eyeofenigma2307]

Dude, had me crackin the fuck up.

[@kawhilklaw7651]

@@eyeofenigma2307 weak china

[@icu7992]

😂😂😂

[@АлександрИванов-х4с4ъ]

10:06 Timmy!

[@anyonegotasnickersbar]

More like *Jimmy*

[@dalibor6151]

LoooL! Nice one xD

[@RMBII91]

"Well gee Timmy, wh-wh-why did we c-c-come all th-the way to Ch-Ch-China to see Winnie th-th-th, Winnie th-th-th, Winnie the Pooh?" "TIMMAY!!!"

[@翁云中]

It's jinhli, which means "solute! "

[@mateogonzalez3707]

翁云中 What does Xi Jinping say afterwards and what do they respond?

[@AliHadi374]

The pressure on those few soldiers at the beginning is beyond my thoughts

[@syednajafi3280]

Says the guy who puts pressure on people making food 😂😬

[@masyaf897]

@@syednajafi3280 LMFAO

[@ruprup-p1h]

@Chilly Chick don't tell him!

[@uchihaneo1]

Tommy Lee 雷 yes he is real he is burden ramsey

[@Boooooooooo541]

@@ruprup-p1h lol

[@mau3304]

3:19 meeting people while corona be like

[@hklassehutten1476]

Yeah it's like meeting Xi face to face during the 70th anniversary parade in front of the military while being live to the whole country

[@你爸临死前说]

yes😂😂

[@adityaselvaria]

They created the virus, they'll manage

[@MaheshKumar-vw6uo]

@@adityaselvaria nice joke they didt created it

[@user46352]

@@MaheshKumar-vw6uo nothing happened in the Wuhan P4 lab

[@instak9011]

2:20 The guy at the back just completely monged out 😂😂

[@IMTHEAVP]

instakill90 nearly crapped my pants from laughing

[@CactusCacti2000]

he did

[@Michael77772]

Bro that’s high grade weed

[@BzBlade]

he was later executed

[@mathewjensen6903]

zozzed

[@brycehans2765]

China: We can make our soldiers march in unison World: But do you have any honey?

[@LeanSaucer]

Lol

[@kevintate3752]

With honey you can save all your money

[@deathgamer8086]

oh my god stop reminding me of honey commercials

[@luffy-sama3686]

tegridy farm

[@kevinTG554]

My entire class when I open a pack of candy 7:18

[@AlxzAlec]

Davy Jones XD

[@idilxoa9477]

are you fat?😂

[@360bandman]

@@idilxoa9477 that's mean

[@eksdee2170]

@@360bandman Welcome to the internet

[@theparadigm8149]

Davy Jones Did they seize the means of production like Mao Zedong? 😂

[@thomasbranz6202]

When Xi said "Tong jimmahao" I felt that

[@jimothypersson8306]

But that “Tong jimeshingola” just hit differently tho

[@neverklap]

@@jimothypersson8306 bruh I felt it too, so deep

[@СрпскаРепублика-у2д]

Jimothy Persson You don't understand it. *You feel it.*

[@jimothypersson8306]

Memester Gangster true that

[@urmeniamu]

@@jimothypersson8306 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justincastellanos7835]

7:56 me on the toilet after some spicy hot taco bell

[@AlxzAlec]

no one asked

[@GeorgeeWBush]

hey how do you sound like after some spicy hot taco bell

[@crusaderboiytreal5874]

@@GeorgeeWBush it sound like end of the china

[@PTChris1]

LMAO im laughing so hard

[@mi3night339]

@@AlxzAlec no one asked u to be alive either

[@USEC]

Asians : we dont look all the same Also asians 7:19

[@guillermojimenez9072]

When are you shiting 7:56

[@Seek147.]

AHAHAHHAHAHA

[@6.juezkealhurkena583]

Duuudee puhahaha

[@Mestari1Gaming]

EAUUUGH! :D

[@Xxx_Lord_Poop_xxX]

IM FUCKING CRYING

[@azt3359]

Wkwkwkwkwkwk. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vincent34valentine41]

Legends say: that he still drives in his car and greets the army.

[@JoeSmith-ec9ph]

Vincent34 Valentine in a Vauxhall from 1959

[@Hsyin.c46]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@jonny1013]

Actually a robot wirh lizard controlling the brain

[@ignaciograndon2927]

jajajajax ctm

[@nojuststfu2942]

2:18 they get the award for holding their laugh

[@nighthawk4288]

😂😂😂 like someone has farted

[@thalmoragent9344]

NA 🤣 those guys got me rolling! 😅👏🏾 like they’re hiding something!

[@nojuststfu2942]

They roasting eachother in their minds Hahahahah

[@GTXTi-db5xu]

why would they be laughing

[@reiska8544]

The guy at the back looks like he's stoned

[@Live-qf2lg]

Yes you have guns and stuff but... You don't happen to have any honey Do You?

[@darrendavies5704]

💀💀💀

[@Spartan-bh9tx]

Stuffing Actually......

[@ikkeman7920]

7:19 My classmate when i opened a bag of chips

[@kurutalyang8062]

🤣🤣

[@itsshitposter]

😂😂

[@wooakawmiaoaa6840]

LOL

[@who9042]

Coughs

[@sharklee4346]

😂😂😂

[@thedonmarlo]

this dude look like a grandmother when you refuse to eat

[@criticmaster178]

Marlon G 😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@knz5893]

This comment killed me

[@OpelKadett289]

7:56 when Jerry smashes Tom's tail with hammer

[@dominikthewolf8384]

😂😂😂

[@gupsdhamrait]

Top comment god

[@dominikthewolf8384]

@@gupsdhamrait that's a legend comment 😂😂😂

[@noahk]

Hot substitute teacher: *walks in* Me and the boys: 10:35

[@jayabalanjj]

08:27 the reaction your mom gives when you have done something wrong and you try to crack silly jokes to maker her laugh 😅😅😅

[@VM03936]

Xi jinping looks like my mom...By the way,jinping is so cute.🥰🥰😍😍

[@captrain7498]

Shut up he just claim the west philippine sea shut up aj

[@jiji7250]

Looks fraustrated af

[@nepolionking2393]

6:08 so china is hiding that their president can fly🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Akuretaki_Nikolay]

lmao

[@thegrandcoffein6928]

@Salty Wengiel no

[@jackiehao7234]

@Salty Wengiel 特朗普才是独裁者，还想做国王呢。

[@kimjong-un6096]

🤣🤣🤣 best comment of the day! But I can fly higher!

[@brianisme6498]

Salty Wengiel he’s a dictator but has the title of president

[@detroitdrycleaning3658]

6:55 Thats a nice minecraft tank.

[@DiggeiGeYeeYTP]

DetroitDrycleaning yes.

[@Haxurs]

I think it's called minecraft comofludge or idk

[@syednajafi3280]

If you look carefully you can see Steve in the background 😉

[@kurtjingco924]

lol and its made by china its eazy to penetrate like 50 cal. can penetrate their tank😂😂😂

[@namehereidk8676]

@@DiggeiGeYeeYTP 9

[@gunscotthdgaming69420]

3:19 The silent kid and the extrovert kid when they meet each other at the halls

[@lvpn144]

PLA/PLA Navy/PLA Airforce stand for peace and security their number one concern is for the welfare of their citizens.

[@martinharhovsky7712]

Tiananmen Square

[@dropbear4000]

Martin Harhovsky shhhhhhh

[@princeofwar4551]

And yet they stealing islands from other countries

[@karlanthonybarraca1641]

For peace? 🤣 you kiddin? Ask southeast nations if they're peacefull! 🤣

[@scythal]

@@princeofwar4551 China is simply repeating what the US did. Claim a bunch of islands all over the place.

[@Bestcirculator]

weird this video is edited. the army has only 1 face.

[@sivisionCEO]

nice racisum comms dummy

[@stevenwan9561]

bruh........... well they intentionally choose people who look the same to be in the same platoon/group that marches together.

[@zouzhengliling]

Because this is an army, not a circus

[@sykebitch4022]

@@sivisionCEO no lacisum hele

[@ricardomilos83]

The first Clone army haha

[@valiatus6719]

He's probably gonna march them into Hong Kong.....

[@AqeelKhan4749]

I think so too he said he will crush your Bones.!!

[@i_nameless_i-jgsdf]

Can not fucking wait...

[@安荣-f5g]

Scolar Visari if it will happen, it would have happened way before this 4 month chaos

[@AqeelKhan4749]

@@安荣-f5g Timing matters Not Time.!!

[@CapTodd]

I_NAMELESS_I it would be so cool fighting with us and Russia and Canada and brits 💂🏼‍♀️🇩🇪

[@umnachtet5229]

You can't deny the spectacular amount of swag he radiates throughout all of his appearances.

[@8Oblivion_Lost8]

Indeed

[@edeliteedelite1961]

No shit, why else would the people be doing this

[@mitocorleone4845]

That’s swag? His face says “I need preparation H” at all times 😂

[@tshepomabote9314]

That pride swag like look at me know

[@brentclearwater36]

He looks ridiculous

[@damarh]

6:18 those guns look like cardboard cutouts.

[@jakiscossack8719]

made in china bro

[@jonathan.hauhnar9406]

This need more likes😀🤣🤣🤣

[@alexanderfox5655]

They probably are. Shit made in china always breakd

[@rustyryan4473]

China is called a paper tiger for a reason... They'd get torn apart by the US Coastguard.

[@bykevinzhong]

@@rustyryan4473 -_-

[@TropicalAsian-1000]

7:33 “Goodie” “Home of the single lad” “alright captain fall out“

[@Moon-bn2pq]

Marshal Murat lol

[@hklassehutten1476]

Mood

[@naufalrizq]

LMAO

[@cesartavarezcorp.7959]

Hahaha

[@AKSHUNAK]

6:36 how you doing? Tanks:

[@mennmenny9182]

Boom

[@joksizantos7520]

Imagine if the tanks replied

[@Jamhael1]

​@@joksizantos7520 "Vroom, vroom, Comrade!"

[@eduardtokaryev6801]

Xi looks depressed throughout the whole video.

[@vladekeslav]

XD

[@ParseeAikoku]

Alternative title: Depressed Xi on the car for 12:25 minutes

[@Jamhael1]

Nah, he looks like "I wanted to be at home, watch the game, drink a beer. But NOOOO, I have go be HERE, doing all this pageantry just so the US finally stop bothering us..."

[@kashmirha]

He looks like a narcissistic like Napoleon, power is deeply corrupting him. He thinks how many will he have to sacrifice for their own power if he have to. Brrr.

[@CFourxd]

They're all so incredibly disciplined it's insane

[@tomcat7746]

CFour you would be to if your family were under surveillance

[@SinicizedTurk]

Rather have discipline than school shootings and high crime rates

[@djj0127]

@@tomcat7746 nonsense

[@yutakasaki6255]

@@djj0127 Chinese internet five cents comment attacker ?

[@安荣-f5g]

Forever 。 Forever 。 How? It is indeed nonsense and someone doesn’t have to be paid to point that out.

[@armchairgeneralissimo]

I just love the part where he greets the tanks and there's just silence.

[@Localghost5075]

tank man intensifies

[@AquaHeart]

The tanks would give too loud and explosive a response. xD

[@nadjiguemarful]

Lol imagine they greeted him back

[@JohnElHanafi]

Remember: Silent by deadly!

[@donnadong5837]

The greeting was not for the tanks😅 it’s for the formation with many flags. That formation was a tribute to all the heroes that sacrificed themselves for the country in the past, ofc they won’t reply

[@Cesar1492Enjoyer]

Who's here before China invades Taiwan and start WWIII.

[@who9042]

Even our west philippine sea

[@Kevin_the_minion8]

The way they march- looks like one of our football stretches 😂😂😂

[@kaiservilhelm6366]

They walk likes nazis too

[@josef1391]

@@kaiservilhelm6366 no they don't, expected better from someone named Kaiser Wilhelm

[@thekhans2823]

@@kaiservilhelm6366 lol no

[@yan-chenlin6816]

2:04 Looks like the guy on the right was trying not to laugh

[@cardster7980]

The guy in the middle kind of looks like JYP

[@naughtiusmaximus789]

@@cardster7980 BRUH WTF 😂😂😂 What's he upto now? Hunting Chinese MILFS??

[@jongunkim4404]

진영이 저기서 뭐하냐

[@ys20004]

When you open a packet of chips Your Classroom mates: 9:08

[@o_voulpiotis]

SO UNDERRATED

[@Lokeshkumar-tu8xo]

The army is looking like VFX effects in movies

[@MaheshKumar-vw6uo]

Yes bro what an awesome parade looks like they are robots

[@manikandan_ip]

🤣

[@katiloolee8147]

hahahaha

[@sergeantbigmac]

Visual Effects effects?

[@kokofast1]

11:23 "I'm doing my part!"

[@souravchawla7520]

They look same 😂

[@rishabhsharma7757]

@@souravchawla7520 sahi m bhai😂😂

[@MrYaangkenny]

06:23 Errrrr, turned my head too early. 😅😅😅

[@KhoiNguyen-fq2jz]

You still alive??

[@lelandp17]

He survived Press F to pay respects.

[@معلوماتتاريخية-ق6ث]

Bro how you still alive

[@stefan5469]

You are just a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheBlanco951]

Dude that's fucked up......you owe him your soul now lmao I hope the Chinese Gov. didn't execute him or something.

[@arthurcardon1440]

6:24 too early mate

[@mr.bruhmoment4732]

Ki Adi Mundi D E A T H P E N A L T Y

[@syimirsafrizal3983]

I think the guy following camera car in front of Xi car

[@Elbruhman6456]

What china sees: military professionals what Americans see: honey collectors

[@cosmicdust7098]

America see Islamic Republic of Germanstan

[@lexington98]

2:40 Xi looks like ,,oh my god looks like a great way to spend sunday afternoon"

[@Jamhael1]

"I could be at home, in my undies, drinking a beer with my wife, and watch the game, but NOOOOOO, 'the country needs you, Comrade Xi, please, help us daddy!' And for what? A PARADE! A F%CKING PARADE! I swear, the next time the Politburo asks me to serve as a Prime Minister, I'll tell them where to shove their 'invitation'... (mumbles until the end of the day of how he hates his job)"

[@scarredable]

No matter from which country the military parades are, i just love it. I don't like war (usually they are artifitial conflicts made by higher powers for their own benefit) but to enlist in the military service and bring your life for what you most cherish, it's somehing priceless

[@plantmillionsofteees5676]

Especially when it is totally against your free will. Lol. I doubt many of these automatons had much say in their enlistment.

[@nadjiguemarful]

The Chinese seem extremely well disciplined and as if they take their drills seriously.

[@nadjiguemarful]

@@plantmillionsofteees5676 What a joke you are. A dying memory is the West.

[@JohnFreedman0]

Indeed I searched for this video. I also played Red Sun in the Sky over it while he was rolling around in the car. Seemed more fitting.

[@popkop5448G5]

🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

[@elbrayanqebinquispecondori]

No one: The class clown in the middle of an exam: 7:56

[@teffical9304]

XDDDDDD

[@Anvil35]

This comment hurt my sides the most

[@AustrySpring]

I farted 🤫

[@ilcavaliere88]

Underrated comment

[@souravchawla7520]

Legend

[@snowboardvhsarchive1089]

Look at the reaction on the face of the soldier in the 2nd row at 6:22 when he realises his timing is out. I don't think he'll ever get over that one!

[@breakingames7772]

Oh shit lol ..dude was looking at the females

[@irvingbenitez678]

-1,000,000 Social Credit

[@michaeltolhurst7215]

All their fancy military stuff looks really impressive until you remember that it's just made in China.

[@hunterbarkalow465]

It’ll probably break in a week or two

[@MyZombieCakes]

too bad all our iPhones are made in china :'(

[@arenorg8247]

Michael Tolhurst Their stuffs are much better than they sending to others

[@crazyshorts4278]

Your keyboard too

[@cedricjulio672]

if these stuffs can kill, well I don't see any difference

[@tuckerbugeater]

I like how Xi always looks like he's well rested.

[@kroneexe]

good, and I hope is eating enough.

[@calito1982]

xi : who is your daddy? troops :you are my daddy!!!

[@alexanderfox5655]

😂😂😂

[@Trgn]

Daddy Xi gonna spank the naughty kids

[@BenLynch1]

4:14 "Damn this is a long road huh"

[@cheekibreeki3757]

I think he compensate for something else

[@ghulammustafa6512]

Dear Sir You are a great Leader I love You

[@Anticommunism99]

He hates islam

[@BengVideo]

*I don’t remember this scene in Winnie Pooh*

[@fortress2270]

You are so funny

[@sosopwsi829Jjw9]

I did for some reasom

[@levitatingbeast9942]

@Zhang Zhuisui brainwashed chinese guy your parents and you will be imprisoned in chinese reeducation camps as you used youtube which is permitted in china shame on you!

[@afonya553]

He’s a great leader

[@NinjaAcademie]

6:20 - 1 robot is broken

[@aaaa20292]

Александр Яковлев their moves look like robot.

[@blazingharry5574]

😂made my day 😂

[@nyxlaskar]

i thnk that , 1 normal robot

[@turbo6266]

6:52 My dude literally says, "You guys must be tired." and they reply, "Yes, President."

[@edouardyu8341]

Not really “辛苦了” means “you worked hard and well”.

[@turbo6266]

@@edouardyu8341 oh ok :)

[@mehmeh7052]

The general’s original voice: 👺👺 The dub: 😴

[@renzoosuna6703]

No one: Absolutely no one: Xi: Ton je ma hao

[@AcidicLifestyle]

Soldiers: WEI!! SEI!!! AAAHHH!!!!

[@TonyAlvar3z]

Renzo Osuna Xi : mo ii eeh ma? US : it’s a hoax Xi : oa...

[@oscarcyber3308]

*Tong Zhe Me Hao

[@callmeplez813]

it means, "Hello comrades."

[@naufalrizq]

6:35 Xi : ton je ma hao Tanks : ....

[@stonehouse979]

So proud of China success and how far they have come... continuily growing with strength...

[@teokimchew3501]

Hard work is paying back lazy is dreaming only fool no reward

[@mynamesjeff.f]

Lets hope the PRC can make it to 75 years, then you can finally say China lasted longer than the USSR

[@omarjaafar6020]

RexXflash ! every country has there share of crimes

[@razzwolf5907]

omar jaafar well they have reeducation camps i think these do not exist in the West🤔

[@PeterMasalski93]

Wu Mao Alert!

[@Deepakkumar-st4rf]

0:07 When your clock is ticking

[@rivaldo6957]

Gondje ma how

[@hasj]

@@rivaldo6957 tongxing nihao

[@shivamtyagi4084]

Xi jinping face looks like.....he wants to cry so hard but he need to keep a happy face same time 😂😂😂

[@kristinreign8026]

Regardless. Is a powerful man.

[@brianellisiscool5875]

Probably because he feels guilty about betraying his family on a subconscious level.

[@z4ngetsu314]

Well even me will be like that if you're in a Long Parade and you can't even saw the end of the line.

[@TheBritishEmpire920]

Bruh it just looks like the copy and pasted the whole god damn military

[@cjmartinez8318]

Clone armies lol.

[@syednajafi3280]

8:28 usually me when I'm bored, not in the mood to deal with someone's shit or when I'm high as a kite.

[@doha3257]

Xi looks like he just want to be at his home.

[@NenekTerbang1]

can i say something? NGOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@vrsce0178]

@Joe Smith COVID 19?

[@zilongf7921]

Joe Smith please usa responsible for h1n1 in 2009

[@boringname3657]

@@vrsce0178 He spelled it right.

[@johankoningsteinsalcedo7328]

Anyone else get this recommended like a year later???? For some reason???

[@meta4192]

Yaaa

[@aktasmurat976]

Eeeeeeexactly

[@azrenalmanza9748]

Mmhmm.

[@leon1779]

me too

[@rjustaguy3248]

Yeah, probably the increasing soft power of china is spreading over facebook

[@heocon0541]

When someone coughs in front of you and your friends : 2:20

[@davidli7873]

heocon 05 LMAO

[@onzaday]

Teacher: “What did you do on the weekend?” Me:“I jumped of my house roof” The whole class: *9:08*

[@mannithe]

well to be honest they didn't even need an army to destroy and conquer the world...

[@rishithmulgund]

7:56 when my neighbour uncle is shitting in the morning and the sound coming from his window,,, Watch it in 0.5x speed

[@wiwatpin]

Long live China and President Xi the Great.

[@Sardiatae]

Long Live Communist Oppression

[@boujarmouneismail]

@@Sardiatae long live US bombings

[@sherashera7791]

@@Sardiatae long live deplorable democracy

[@alkoholic84]

shera shera long live democracy. Stick your communist beliefs where the sun don’t shine #freedom

[@alkoholic84]

shera shera look - I get it. If you say anything bad. Your government will arrest you and your family. What a beautiful place to live.

[@moosesnWoop]

Instead of horses, the generals rode out in black sedans

[@jordymat3o]

2:56 damn anyone can headshot him

[@wooakawmiaoaa6840]

Matthew Penaranda ez target

[@ArtePlays]

Lol

[@toha1729]

@@Monke.Shorts ok lets use helicopters. By the way do the soldiers have ammo?)

[@我是一个人-e4p]

mateo-P No way, no tall buildings allowed in the area.

[@metagiga7626]

@@toha1729 they said airspace area is shut pal, i think any unidentified spacecraft would be shot down if you approach without permission

[@SeedYZY]

While I'm watching this it made think, how does it feel to have so much power.

[@Jamhael1]

By looking at Xi's face, it is BOOOOOOOORING.....

[@IamINERT]

Xi looks like he's chilling to some lofi ngl

[@Jamhael1]

Or that he hates his job and wanted to be at home, but he knows that no one in the government is competent to do the job, so he carries on with sheer spite.

[@nessgema9588]

6:22 The special kid in your class

[@ari_n]

Friend: Can I copy your homework? Me: Ye sure just make sure you change it up The homework: 7:14

[@k0mentator507]

Ari Nadjarian ?

[@TheMiniWumbo]

This is underrated!

[@CC-ed7jr]

America meanwhile: "how can we include all 143 genders in the military to make it more diverse and have safe spaces? ☺️🌺🥰"

[@juliamike5764]

who came here , After china Killed indian troops & Control in Ladakh , endian Army is begging for life in front of China 😂 😂

[@testchannel7577]

indians army like cry baby 😂

[@marieann2907]

india army is so coward

[@HairstylesFashionBeauty]

hahaha me 😂

[@blackboxcameracom]

When you look at the faces of the soldiers it as if the terracotta army has been brought to life in modern uniforms with modern weapons. Each man now is taking the place of one of his ancestors in the imperial army of times past, drawing on their spirit to excel in the present. Very impressive to see.

[@bluespy4050]

Modern Chinese are born shitting on their imperial past. their ancestors are rolling in their graves as we speak

[@marj9298]

Me: Mom, I want a soldier action figure! Mom: We have one at home. *Soldier action figure at home:* 0:10

[@FoodRecipes108]

Underrated

[@PracticalNeuron]

6:23 “gotta look at my leader when he drives by” “aw shit, where is he?” “can’t see him” “oh, there he is”