Stoned Jesus - I'm The Mountain

Seven Thunders Roar (2012)
I don't own sh.t.

[@Nightmaroo]

myself brought me here... Thank you myself. you've finally done something good.

[@jimmiemclovin]

You speak the truth... Nighto lili

[@DMTLSDMDMAMDPV]

it wasnt you, it was the iteration preceding of the iteration who wrote that. self continuum is just illusion.

[@mistyisland343]

Crusti Vanukas Leppänen Unfortunately there is no continual process of iteration in human lives. We are not moving towards the true value, more like away from it as much as it counts.

[@DMTLSDMDMAMDPV]

yes, there is one true value we all are moving towards. Event called "death".

[@mistyisland343]

Crusti Vanukas Leppänen Yes, but that event has value only to you and people who know you. It has no general meaning; hence not a process of iteration.

[@jvaz7204]

"How stoned are you?" "Dude, I'm the mountain." "...I'm gonna have ask you to step out of the vehicle"

[@wadeguidry6675]

I bet that happens in Colorado a lot. Lol.

[@zaya7330]

No joke, once I was so stoned I felt like my hands were turning into rocks

[@bangagong4072]

lol!

[@jaywilcock2062]

😂😂😂😂

[@pacificmermaid43]

;D

[@rooster1038]

Gets pulled over. Officer - "How high are you, sir?" Me - "No officer, it's hi how are you."

[@DrWeston]

this is underrated..

[@restfulflames9855]

Eyyy LOTR fav movie trillogy

[@dantekovaks]

Best comment Ever!

[@imright.2580]

i am complete. thank you sir.

[@Sherrypunk888]

"What is the officer problem?"

[@UranHexx]

Stoned mountain - I'm the Jesus

[@lukawillems9977]

😂

[@emokiller907]

Pederast dude

[@nnandrei]

This made me laugh out loud, like literally, and I'm at the gym surrounded by people

[@IS-su2jf]

8 years old, dude

[@emokiller907]

I'm So Meta Even This Acronym shut the fuck up donnie

[@db0ski]

one joint and you're stoned one joint + stoned jesus and you're the mountain

[@SitGreck1]

you are the mountain

[@BardSong89]

So true...

[@vineetmalik9539]

One bong and you are a fountain

[@HandleMyBallsYouTube]

3 Joints and you're the couch.

[@gajagaja914]

5 bong rip and you are dead as rock

[@beep-beep]

Wow. KZbin actually recommended something good.

[@Cesarissatan]

The Hiphopopotamus my thoughts exactly.

[@Uroste]

The Hiphopopotamuss Well if you are like me and listens to all kinda music from classic to pop, you will eventually be recommended to stoner metal. Newer knew there was thing like stoner metal...

[@robertwright2852]

The Hiphopopotamus indeed

[@shadk2559]

Tequilafilms Inc. woooot that is stoner metal? oO well it does sound nice

[@Trykyl1]

+Shadk how the hell does this sound like metal to you?!

[@Dfeneck]

Straight up. Haven't had a song give me chills like this since I first heard Lateralus

[@bigballz5503]

Fuckin exactly man. Spot on

[@gertjanvandamme7180]

YES!

[@bobbymontford4126]

agreed

[@virtusvoid6310]

Agreed✊

[@h96573]

This.

[@sandequation2653]

This song gave me the courage to go get my lighter from the other room

[@kiphenricksen6029]

Best comment I've ever heard!! Rock on brother! You inspired me to do the same!!

[@Da_Fox89]

Best comment ever

[@thedudegrowsfood284]

was it a gray Bic? cause i lost mine.

[@netofindra]

@@thedudegrowsfood284 Fun fact: Always steal your friends bic, then take the gay ass picture wrapper off. Wa-lah! Translucent white lighter u can spot anywhere.

[@jimmyb207]

I know how you feel bro, I typed this with one finger.

[@72826]

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and I am the mountain. Here's Tom with the weather." or whatever Bill Hicks said. Bless this comment section

[@boseifrit5480]

TOOL THIRD EYE

[@boseifrit5480]

BLESS THIS IMMUNITY

[@brunoneto7113]

Im the mountain!! I am the sauce

[@spacecowboy1438]

It was funny cause its true... Science!

[@chrisgeorge8819]

"... we're just an imagination of ourselves.." Kids, do your brains a favor: Google Bill Hicks, watch bill Hicks, listen to a song called Third Eye by Tool..in that order..don't thank me just pay it forward

[@voodoo2153]

I love listening to this song while walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the LSD wears off and realize that I'm dragging a mannequin around a McDonald parking lot

[@grindnoisegorecore]

I hope you got fries with that

[@neilkristjansson8477]

That's not how LSD works but okay

[@a.c.9669]

Haaa had a good laugh at that, nice one man

[@tomcoulson6540]

I hate it ,when that happens to me.

[@jolligbermuda1322]

hahahah

[@annahuerta1663]

I literally typed "Stoned Jesus" while being high and this came out. I'm so proud.

[@user-mv5uu7lx3t]

the same thing.

[@kunstderfugue]

Looking at the comment section, you're nowhere near alone.

[@karkuskarkus3555]

ran n2 street jesus last nite

[@venky193]

And Jesus because proud of you too

[@stonethacrow]

I dont believe you

[@Hondeer]

I'm in that good part of KZbin again.

[@rishabhdev6277]

eat shit

[@cplmackk1]

Yes!

[@j.r.turner2421]

Only disablity in life is a bad attitude infinate young soul

[@wildflower2793]

🤣🤣🤗🤘

[@theali8oras274]

@@rishabhdev6277 be proud now intelligent youngling :)

[@Silhouette93]

Stoned Jesus: "Duuuudee... what if....this wine was totally my blood"

[@mac514]

🔥

[@satansjihad6353]

+malcom middle You just made my fucking day dude

[@trikillerx]

+malcom middle Judas in the last supper : WTF dude this is your fucking blood wtf are you thinking?????????????????? >Judas sells jesus to the romans >Jesus died on the cross >GG

[@rudysmessage7737]

Stoned Jesus: "Duudee...I could like.... totally just walk across the lake instead of around it"

[@SadyhVonSchattig]

+trikillerx judas was a personification of the jews not a person. JEWdas, JEWsus, any bell rings?

[@zaal08]

my dad is 60 years old and texted me today to tell me that this song rocked him to his core. Music like this will stay with me forever. Thank you stoned jesus.

[@whipshit7093]

Your 64 years old has magnificent taste in music

[@stillmattwest]

If I Am The Mountain doesn't rock you, you cannot be rocked.

[@albertoweinrichter5397]

A couple years ago this guys played in Madrid, just before they started getting really famous. After the amazing gig they played, I came to them and offered to jam with us in our garage... with plenty of weed. I remember that night as one of the best in my life, playing with these crazy Ukrainians 'til the early hours of the morning...

[@JB-nh3ss]

Sana envidia !!!.... Yo también los vi en Córdoba, pero, lamentablemente, sobrio...

[@themadscientest]

This story is fucking fire.

[@SamritpalSingh]

I'm very jealous of you, man. that must've been a solid trip

[@CallYourFriends420]

its true! i was the garage

[@-xirx-]

Wow, I bey that was a frickin nice evening!

[@gmo0o]

I'm a Croatian working in Ireland. I had a colleague from Czech Republic who introduced me to this Ukrainian band :)) thank you Thomas ;)

[@vladgalekas]

mr.worldwide

[@ErokLobotomist]

Never would've known they were Ukrainian, thanks for the heads up!

[@MyUrbanExplorationOnline]

@@ErokLobotomist Same with me at first. This was the very first song I herd by this band. At first I thought the band was made up by native Americans. Although its an original song, but for me it has the same kind of vibe as Come And Get Your Love by Redbone vibes, but done is a well done Black Sabbathie style.

[@allthingscroatia]

@@vladgalekas 🇭🇷

[@charlcoetzee93]

Two hours into a shrooms trip, blasting this, playing along on bass. 7/7 would do again

[@havokbaphomet666]

Seems like a helluvah trip man, way to go brotherman!

[@MrToxicdecay666]

Sounds like you had a great trip. Glad to hear

[@KS-fz7hh]

I am pretty sure the song writer picked some shrooms before wirting this. It is so third-person like and being part of nature seems very important.

[@I69CableGuy]

and the coolest comment of the day goes to...

[@LJ-qh5ni]

So no perfect 5/7 then?

[@SirMalorak]

Whether or not you do drugs, let us all agree that this is really fucking sweet \m/

[@bigmanSJH]

This should be the top comment.

[@grasskode]

Well, then let's make this the one..

[@SirMalorak]

Hugh Jars Thus he spoke, thus he did.

[@walidbatal804]

SirMalorak I don't do drugs but this is so Fucking sweet!

[@ReVarre]

Agreed.

[@The32johnny]

Been listening to this for years , one of the greatest songs of all time

[@martinfreund6737]

I don't know what's better- the song, or the comment section

[@justinhooey9457]

Mary Jane! So Far, So Good, So Stoned

[@nicoheiz]

@@justinhooey9457 combinan

[@bratislavdragic3059]

The song. There, now you can relax. Okay?

[@dracosol4415]

@@justinhooey9457 I smell a Megadeth reference...

[@odinsson204]

Draco Sol indeed

[@SadyhVonSchattig]

jeez that scream is the most masculine thing i ever heard

[@123stripes]

when he yells "I am the Mountain", I totally believe him.

[@gregorydereklittle]

He definitely means it

[@Tony-yg6bz]

I AM THE TABLE!

[@drunkenviking]

because He is...

[@OllieMolina.]

this is the best comment ive ever seen ever lol

[@awakening1776]

I LOVE LAMP!!!!

[@lemmysverruca]

I didn't believe him that he was actually the mountain until 8:07.

[@pheablemind]

lol

[@jamescr101]

"Well when you put it like that..."

[@suss2484]

He's the mountain

[@juansanhueza6651]

I'M THE MOUNTAIIIIIN!!!! Crystal clear

[@mrsa5125]

LMAO

[@dobbelpalm23]

Listened to this with my friends on a beach in south France, we were coming down from a mushroom trip and smoking some of the best weed out there. The combination of the music, the view and being surrounded by friends made this a trip in itself. Felt like my life was complete. Every time I come back to this song I'm there again, lost in blissfulness. Thank you Stoned Jesus!

[@coltonbrooks9218]

Thank you flame sauce

[@theorangecrusher]

Stoned Jesus: Dude, what if rocks are actually really soft but when they see us coming to touch them they tense up and get really hard?

[@bowentreify]

no way bro

[@SystemOfATool]

you mean something similar to a boner?

[@tomduckworth8961]

w o w

[@Biohazard163]

So a bit like non-newtonian liquids?

[@davidpool39]

Mind blown😬

[@nooralamgir3703]

"I dont own shit" RIP uploader for not owning food, water or shelter.

[@Monkeyshaman]

You don't own food or water you just borrow it.

[@HiatusMobs]

ye u just sort of process it for nature

[@tucoestrela5866]

he must be a buddhist hahahahahhahaha

[@monke4312]

No, he owns food, water and shelter. He just doesn't own feces.

[@LeeVanSpliff]

No-one can own feces. It belongs to whomever you fling it at.

[@mrkoss1985]

here we go 2021, still a mountain standing still, a bit growned up, some winds floating around, telling stories, keep calm and be a mountain

[@poqs1]

step 1: youtube suggestion can be good too step 2: enjoyng the song step 3: listen to the song about 10k times step 4: playing the song on guitar and its focking cool step 5: becoming a mountain

[@emhozk9424]

Step 6: profit

[@jankocollyer6037]

Step 2.0 : get high

[@boseifrit5480]

Step 4

[@reedy_9619]

But mountains cant play guitar..

[@lazarusnaugle3161]

“And then the song will sing me” -Bill Wurtz

[@jimmyfrye5035]

Perfect song to listen to while driving through the wilderness

[@pushupman8269]

or climbing a mountain.

[@deborahcookston9373]

When my husband died, I was so sad and I wanted some sign that he was still here. It was a year, the anniversary of his death. A friend took me to the mountains in New Mexico. I woke up early morning the morning of his death at the time of his death. I went outside and sat on a rock, the sun just a spark of rising. I heard his voice in my head saying " hi baby, I'm here" I asked " where are you" he said " I am the mountains, I am the sky, the water, this rock, I am a part of everything". This really happened, and I can't really tell you how it felt, going through every part of my body. He was Native American. So this song is pretty wild. Peace to you all.

[@rabidfish02]

That is amazing. Thank you for sharing

[@kevindunne6520]

I saw your post, It compelled me to speak. We all are integrally everything we a part of "The World the is you and your husband your souls are conjoined through his message and your soul in its present state.

[@jimsmith9523]

wow im in new mex its beauty..is the mourains

[@kevindunne6520]

I was taught self-hypnosis. My place is a mountain, as an eagle soars and cries. Peace to you.

[@PeterParker-yt5nw]

what a jerk did he even say goodbye... i mean shit i know your not stupid enough to believe that rock is really him. just swinging by as your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

[@smbeabout]

I'm mostly a beer drinker, but after listening to this song in it's entirety, even I'm getting a glimpse of what it means to be a mountain.

[@themindfulraven629]

This song is a mantra.

[@nathanpress7391]

You know stoner rock/metal is the fucking shit when you don't need drugs to send you on your journey. Music is enough and this is it.

[@philippehamal9952]

finally someone else who shares my opinion !

[@philippehamal9952]

jep!

[@narxes]

Who wouldn't need drugs? They are awesome.

[@jamesbinnie8765]

drugs are bad mmkay stick to trips and reefer

[@narxes]

James Binnie Believe it or not, Cannabis is a drug.

[@9omargiugiangiugia5]

Easily one of the best riffs of all time.

[@dumbbuck7]

agreed

[@nikkidarling2153]

Played this very loud across a factory in Kansas and had so many people come ask me about it. My work there was done. 😁

[@Helo735]

That's excellent!!

[@Helo735]

If you like this, you may enjoy a Greek rock band called Night Stalker. My absolute favorite is their song called "Children of the Sun". One of the best rock songs I've ever heard.

[@BURGERS13ful]

Preach Anna

[@scottgeorgeff2896]

Recently promoted to Mountain. Start Glacier Training next week.

[@matheusqc5405]

I'm here , 21 minutes for 2015 and i'm crying listening to this song and i'm alone in my dark bedroom. Still this song is relaxing me , a lot. Hope these guys have more luck than me anyway :)

[@briananderson6742]

It gets better brother, trust me. You're not the only person to go through hard times.

[@briananderson6742]

I like your attitude Mr. Rommel.

[@Teddy0567]

Yes, if you ever feel hopeless you can always join Afrika Korps.

[@zarathustra498]

***** We don't recruit panzies On the serious note a little advice: through life you always have to be calm, decisive and determined. Seconds turn to minutes which quickly turn into years, so act according to your conscious,desires and no matter what do the right thing. Stay true to yourself, that is what real freedom means

[@rafael55]

Erwin Rommel I'm ok with that Erwin.

[@Bronco541]

I take back all the bad things I said about youtube recommendations, because they've recently been suggested some awesome new music to me.

[@aaroncalbert3068]

me too.

[@LeeeroyMusic]

Damn yeah good to see that between all the shitty recommendations, We forgive you KZbin

[@somenoise5624]

CallMeBronco Hey, who is that in your profile picture? I recognize that guy. He's a composer or some shit.

[@Bronco541]

SomeNoise he is "Moondog", forget his real name; he was a composer from 1940-1950's era, with quite an interesting life story. His most recognizable song is "Bird's Lament"

[@somenoise5624]

CallMeBronco Yeah thats right, thanks man.

[@Sourheart]

Before I listened: how does a random song have 14 million views with only 6.5k comments? After I listened: O.O

[@jamiedutton7257]

Thought I was near the top, and then I realised there is no top. I am the mountain.

[@felipegoulart9370]

Yesterday I listened to this is with my earphones while I was stoned af. I closed my eyes and my mind started to picture so much non-sensical shit, like I was strolling in a park with a bear that was wearing clown shoes and we had to fight dogs with red eyes, but when the end hitted with the same melody from the beginning it was like everything made sense, I opened my eyes and I thought "I was in a journey to overcome my anxiety". Thank god for this song

[@joemama-hc4gl]

Felipe Goulart which strain was it?...

[@ConorEdgar]

Direct that Music Video mate haha

[@elFRIJOLMALO]

I hope you find peace brother. God knows sometimes i want it too.

[@GlockAndARock]

Nah foo Chill foo

[@jernie9384]

That's cool man.

[@dlcellardoor]

Everyone in this comment thread...close your eyes and raise your flat palm to the sky...you will feel me high five you

[@HeigthTrielli]

i've felt it brooooo

[@lichisor]

hell yeah

[@sonofodin3889]

did it in a middle of a restaurant, didn't care the looks Lol, high five brooo

[@hi1000ish]

Do it

[@darinmiller4358]

felt it thank you for that

[@captaingermany2871]

Dang! Found this by luck. Its fucking dope. Wish y'all a good day/Week/Month/Year/Life. Lots of love from Germany.

[@brianswelding]

You too bro. Cheers from Chicago. Love and blessings. ❤🙏

[@lukaamirxaniani8640]

Georgia (but not state of america :) ) is with you fellas !

[@mantay]

🙌

[@rhabeebrhabeeb3250]

Sending positive tectonic vibes from Georgia(USA) to any and all

[@kristianmatthias1469]

My god , I am so fucking happy this exists . This band is the future . It may never be popular as it rightfully deserves , but as long as they keep producing music , real music will never die .

[@rashadeideh6283]

this is my first comment on youtube ever, this song earned it

[@Isaiypres]

Hello, I'm your first reply (:

[@UDT116]

+Įsäį Bvstøš Yeah about that

[@Isaiypres]

+UDT116 ): right in my jimmies

[@Handles-R-Lame]

+Įsäį Bvstøš hey now. it was just a long night and rough day. right?

[@Isaiypres]

+Matt Claunch yes ): now to rest and whack it to slam lol

[@eggloll]

ive let my depression and anxiety get the best of me my whole life but ive been coming around lately and realized that and you know what? Im gona be the god damned mountain

[@Riley-ek8xs]

Yaboobay how’s that going for you? (i realize this probably comes off as sarcastic but i’m genuinely interested as to your well-being)

[@newtalentbeatz7150]

do not b depressed. God loves you

[@brettdonahue876]

Yeah boiii. Giid in you brother

[@jasonthomas5916]

Yaboobay be the best fuckin mountain you can be

[@davidturner7363]

Good for you Jason ... Fuk Yes

[@sdthor27]

Closing in on 13 million listens. There is hope for humanity.

[@stonedstone3410]

Прямо гордість пробирає за наших хлопців! Такого успіху досягти, навіть на Hellfest запросили. Обожнюю рок/метал і шкодую що лише нещодвно почув про них...

[@Abrahamhamham]

This is too gooood! You know it's good when you listen over and over to a 13 minutes song!

[@zopfoderkahl32]

2 hits in the bong and this song is so amazing

[@cracky-patty113]

So I’m stoned and was just typing in “stoner videos” to laugh at, and I saw “stoner Jesus” and it made me hit the Giggles and I clicked now I’m in love with this band.

[@zvir2243]

These guys from Ukraine make great music!

[@metalsun2599]

I read this band name on the wall, where I was smoking weed with my friends. I thought that's a band name and search it on KZbin. Best decision in my life. xD

[@ejejjeje]

holy Fuck! a youtube suggestion worked!!!

[@fromulaon]

exactly my thoughts

[@Danilo.s_andrade]

I thought the same!!!! HOLY FUCK MAAAAAAAN

[@droggy23]

aahahahahahah

[@simz6831]

Samu

[@saksharsharma9648]

nine cats

[@sharadryn8259]

This song...This is what got me into Stoner Metal, through which it helped me switch my whole world view into something better and improve myself in the process. Thank you Stoned Jesus for the awesome track, I can finally state that I'm the mountain.

[@pinarnassirian6788]

As weird it may sound, i first heard this song in my dream. Someone was singing it and i watched him through the window. I couldn’t see his face and he never noticed me but When i woke up the lyrics was the first thing that came to my mind so i googled it and found up about this song and i freaking loved it.

[@serenityingram3731]

Dude same

[@darkgalaxy1402]

That Futurama advertising is wild

[@manoelandreisfernandes8747]

@@darkgalaxy1402 i've understood that

[@patrickdillon500]

Damn. Anyone else getting vibes of Tool and Led Zeppelin? In the best way? Like if Tool and Zep f*cked, had a child, then left that child out in the wilderness with nothing but a sack of shrooms?

[@MrKongatthegates]

Patrick Dillon lmao!

[@thenaxx5398]

Pure gold man, congrats.

[@richardharrold9736]

Pink Floyd and Kyuss too.

[@phydeauxddog]

Patrick Dillon you would be a lot happier if you looked into the lessor known bands. Sad to say but both Zeppelin and Tool are rip off bands there are bands that far out did them. For example look up Ash Ra Temple, Baby's Grandmother, Can,and Parsons Sounds

[@richardharrold9736]

Bullshit, Zeppelin and Tool were both highly original and inventive. Of course they (especially Zep) borrowed from other musicians, in Zep's case it's blues tradition, but to say that "there are bands that far out did them" is wholly delusional.

[@Ak0tnik]

Who need drugs? I only turn off the lights, put my headphones, shutdown my screen and I transform myself into a mountain.

[@gershonagostinho9760]

Pedro tu tens razao A musica e a melhor droga de sempre

[@LossPsi]

Step 1: Take a hit Step 2: Close every light in your room Step 3: Play Stoned Jesus Step 4: Travel

[@therealkorin]

ok.. now do all of that on drugs.

[@franciscoacosta255]

totally right!!! this music is alll you need!!!

[@toddlivingston8116]

drugs are cool mmmmkay..

[@patches6309]

Chill Mode reaching critical level, Comfortably Numb & Stoned Immaculate! Peace & Love to each & everyone who reads this.

[@kentuckyfryedstalin]

i love the use of a 7/4 time signature near the ligher vocal part, really gives this song a unique feel, especially because we get so used to traditional 4/4 or 3/4 time signatures all the time. amazing song!

[@bassgirl_denalia9087]

This riff has always sent chills down my spine.

[@wesleybynum5461]

Tera Petty uh. 😂 I hate to be that guy but from the looks of it I’d like to put a chill down your spine

[@samsocash9514]

Wesley Bynum Hah good one bro!! That was epic!!!!

[@helenabeat8592]

My god, this stuff is SOLID. I don't often click on suggested music videos but I'm so fucking glad I decided to click on this one. Think I just found a new favourite band.

[@shitchops]

+Helena Beat Fuckn oath its pretty epic material.. worth while clicking on those suggestions man as you may find a gem among the shit !!

[@pink_flow]

just experienced the same :)

[@Dan0604]

+Helena Beat stoned jesus are fucking dead good! some songs i like are red wine, indian and electric misterss. listen to samsara blues experiment too

[@SonicTheEpicMaster]

Go check out The Sizlacks.

[@rediskewl1]

When you are on videos like this 80% of suggested videos are badass

[@JohnWilson-cp2nj]

I could listen to this every day for six hundred years

[@ozgurozgur4071]

the best band of Brave Ukraine! Keep it up Ukraine!

[@KillProficiency]

i love it all. i love you. i love me. i love everything. i'm drunk as fuck

[@zeefang]

***** 20 hrs later... do you still love us and everything?

[@KillProficiency]

zeefang no :(

[@Thisismynameffs]

***** :D

[@Daniel-dn2ot]

+Murph i feel you brother,im drunk as hell too

[@VileDaegon]

+Murph Love you bro

[@shikhar7385]

Holy Shit, what did I just stumble into

[@ikilludead2timestwic]

yeah buddy!

[@briannanicole1849]

Musical genius

[@swapnilmishra6409]

Same here i stumbled on it in gym and did some great set of heavy barbell squats on this song

[@Lalala-of5dp]

Listen to this masterpiece after midnight. The atmosphere is unbelievable.

[@vitordanieleal]

After listening to this song for years this is one of the first songs I listen in the first day of 2020

[@MIGUEK720]

Same

[@poganpagan]

I'm the Mountain Rising high It's the way that I survived I'm the Mountain Tell my tale The greatest story's now for sale I'm the seaside I'm the waves I'm the one that makes you crave I'm the valley I'm the hills Look at me I'm standing still I'm the Mountain I'm the plain Tell me now am I insane I'm the spirit I'm the source I'm the root I am the doors I'm the road Long and hard Running out of my heart I'm the Mountain Climb me up And we're never gonna stop I'm the locker I'm the key I am who you want to be I'm the reason I'm the blame I will never be the same Mirror-mirror tell the truth of the old ones and the youth Of the things we hide deep from ourselves Mirror-mirror show me now what will I become and how For now I'm just a Mountain I'm the Mountain

[@beepboop1361]

EE buy gum

[@Maddteddy049]

hero

[@tooltoad1974]

Thanks you fucked up my puzzle

[@jamiedutton7257]

👍

[@tylerallgeier3746]

Hail odin

[@tobitoes1052]

Listening to this through headphones, lying in bed with my eyes closed in ins dark room in the middle of the night. Felt like a dream, the world was gone and all that was left was this. God. What an experience edit: I now think what I experienced was the start of an astral projection... weird shit

[@diannasanchez8768]

Ivo Dimov I agree. tool can and will continue changing livesss

[@ramakrishnareddych]

Tobi Toes I am exactly in the same position. Keeping phone aside now

[@lunarblueberry1669]

I did this the other day with pink floyd. did it today also with this particular song. got chills. tool are a whole other experience though. :D

[@psychedelicpain420]

+Tobi Toes The only thing you forgot was the 420-ticket aka joint. That will eject you in another dimension

[@marklile5554]

Tobi Toes I do this on the regular

[@Beer_Baron_]

i have no clue how I got to this song, but I am in awe. This is badass.

[@flyboy513]

Came across this song after my fathers passing.. Ive played it numerous times amongst friends and damn near none of them appreciate it.. It baffles me.. I think this is a very great, very unique song.. And yet noone close to me can relate as to why this song is so special..

[@huehuecoyotl2]

Yeah, it's a bummer when friends and family in real life don't share your interests or tastes. Internet forums centered around shared interests, etc. are cool, but its not the same.

[@MrGaableenz]

Its Easter 2016 today, so i am here to learn something about Jesus.

[@MrBlakey700]

+MrGaableenz well.... i think its saffe to say he's the mountain

[@slipperguy9856]

+MrGaableenz well....he is stoned....so...lets get stoned :P

[@shitchops]

+MrGaableenz Im a bit late but fuck yeah!...

[@CuddleSeason]

I am overwhelmed by this stuff. A great KZbin recommendation!

[@mathias841]

It's the fucking Same thing for me !!

[@Lion-gu7gn]

thx yrslf and your history on youtube... but yeah sometimes they come up with surprising sh*t.

[@DavidStHilaire]

+StewieG3000 right on brother

[@DracoVolantus]

best YT recommendation in it's history

[@ismailis01]

i found it in recommendation section too and its a gd stuff !

[@kornbread5359]

Hved playdd guitar for 12 years. We all have life stories and pain. But in my darkest hours this song has always given me relief. I love you so much for bringing this art into the world

[@Zvedbed]

Heard this for the first time today while smoking a dub and instantly in love. The whole song is amazing but those first 2 minutes are sublime

[@atasayugras6142]

A beer in my hand. Listening to this. I have no expectations from life.

[@theali8oras274]

Atasay Ugras be the mountain

[@jAug94]

Atasay Ugras good man

[@pranavsasidharan1252]

That's an amazing place to be

[@diegoziro128]

Atasay Ugras hahahahah dope life

[@ankurakashady]

What a great idea, I have the same thing goin, beer in hand.. No expectations from life :)

[@jiwonpark4652]

Glad this music is legal

[@jiwonpark4652]

well i'd listen to it if it wasn't anyways

[@sarahgray430]

Imagine what if it would be like if it was illegal...we'd all be sitting in a clandestine club rather like a 1920's speak easy, listening to this!

[@lucasdunphy7372]

Why arre people answering their own comments?

[@lucasdunphy7372]

Dunno man its weird

[@lucasdunphy7372]

Wolf Blood thats how to live life

[@derek5598]

Stoned Jesus > Sober Jesus

[@JohnWilson-cp2nj]

Stoned Jesus > Crucified Jesus?

[@TheTeaTVI]

@@JohnWilson-cp2nj 💀💀💀

[@bigdaddypiggy]

In the words of the great Ozzy Osborne “Sobriety Fuckin Sucks!” 🤘🏻wiser words have never been spoken

[@FallenOn31]

420 likes to this comment. I won't touch that.

[@RiedSiheal]

@@FallenOn31 Same here, although I really wanted to like tis :/

[@donotmislead]

I'm a mountain of dead Muscovites.

[@lionzion86]

The progressions in this track are fucking amazing

[@alvaodegaard]

Jesus brought me here. thankyou Jesus, finally you done something to my life.

[@randyday9151]

Sorry you feel that way guy Jesus has done lots for me and I bet if you think about it he's done more for you than lead you to a song

[@radoo7516]

srry to break it to you guys, but jesus has nothing to do with this...learn to read between the lines....

[@flaviolepri5539]

Ahahahah! I love this comment!

[@atreyuatrium9342]

tom delonge LMFAO, fuckin same

[@phdwho9656]

And he obviously was stoned.

[@ZoNNi77]

Mounted Jesus - I am the Stone

[@TheRandomhobo123]

This is one of the greatest songs ever made

[@richardharrold9736]

This shit is absolutely fucking stellar. Melodic psychedelia to rival Pink Floyd and heavy sludgy stoner rock in one 13-minute prog epic...

[@mohit241088]

jesus got stoned and realised he is the mountain, he is the trees and the birds and the animals ...he is everyrhing and he is nothing....

[@Impera_uu]

+mohit241088 I agree, except for everything before "He is nothing."

[@Impera_uu]

what?

[@Impera_uu]

If we're talking about never ending opinions, lets talk about feminazi's. "A person who has a lot of opinions on everything, really has no opinion on anything."

[@jimstafford2832]

nice one .

[@markokrajnc7808]

+mohit241088 wisdom lies within you brother,cultivate it.

[@TwelveToesMcGee]

Woke up. Leaving to go work in 15mins. Make a coffee, smoke a bong, and put on this masterpiece. Ready for the day.

[@manliolieve9043]

After 2020 years, Jesus still does good things

[@joobydoobydoo]

I'm so obsessed with that song. Seriously, I can't stop listening to it.

[@emmanuila7747]

Days go by but i don't seem to notice them Just a roundabout of turns All these nights I lie awake and on my own My pale fire hardly burns Never fell in love with the one who loves me But with the ones who love me not Are we doomed to live in grief and misery? Is it everything we got? I'm the Mountain Rising high It's the way that I survived I'm the Mountain Tell my tale The greatest story's now for sale I'm the seaside I'm the waves I'm the one that makes you crave I'm the valley I'm the hills Look at me I'm standing still I'm the Mountain I'm the plain Tell me now am I insane I'm the spirit I'm the source I'm the root I am the doors I'm the road Long and hard Running out of my heart I'm the Mountain Climb me up And we're never gonna stop I'm the locker I'm the key I am who you want to be I'm the reason I'm the blame I will never be the same Mirror-mirror tell the truth of the old ones and the youth Of the things we hide deep from ourselves Mirror-mirror show me now what will I become and how For now I'm just a Mountain I'm the Mountain Down the road that leads me to the Headley Grange I see a figure of a young man He's torn with doubts, mistakes, his selfishness and rage But doing all the best he can I'm not so blind to see That this young man is me

[@radicalabsurdism669]

Yes. I love you

[@kazha98]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@canyoncarrell6416]

Damn dude.

[@jeremyberg163]

This is an epic song. Stands by itself as a poem. Even with out music it is an awesome piece of literary art.

[@delilahcrochets]

ManOS VA thank you love singing the back up vocals when im stoned💗🌸✨

[@TheNocturnalEvil]

My joint brought me here. Thank you my joint I'm happy and stoned.

[@davidturner7363]

Many times my friend

[@vector007]

I was lost in the storm of today when I accidently walked into here with a click of the mouse and then I think I hit my head on The Mountain. For a while I just sat, stunned, and listened, and the rain cascaded off my Drover like, well, like it was water. Now I will go and seek more of this "Stoned Jesus". Reminds me of Tool and Kyuss, when they had a love-child.

I'm the Mountain I'm the Mountain rising high it's the way that I survived I'm the Mountain tell my tale the greatest story's now for sale I'm the seaside I'm the waves I'm the one that makes you crave I'm the valley I'm the hills look at me I'm standing still I'm the Mountain I'm the plain tell me now am I insane I'm the spirit I'm the source I'm the root I'm the doors I'm the road long and hard running out of my heart I'm the Mountain climb me up and we never gonna stop I'm the locker I'm the key I am who you want to be I'm the reason I'm the blame I will never be the same Mirror-mirror tell the truth of the old ones and the youth Of the things we hide deep from ourselves Mirror-mirror show me now what will I become and how For now I'm just a Mountain I'm the Mountain Headley Grange Days go by but I don't seem to notice them Just a roundabout of turns All these nights I lie awaken on my own My pale fire hardly burns Never fell in love with the one who loves me But with ones who love me not Are we doomed to live in grief and misery Is it everything we've got Down the road that leads me to the Headley Grange I see a figure of a young man He's torn with doubts, mistakes, his selfishness and rage But doing all the best he can I'm not so blind to see That this young man is me credits

Stoned Jesus is such a great band!

[@JezajaMusic4Art]

Lúa Indeed!

Cumulative 😉

[@eugeniotuorto]

Lúa Awesome band for sure, both lyriclly and sonically.

[@steelpitbull1]

For as long as I can remember, I've made up songs in my head. Never any words but always the same chord progressions and drums. This is it. This is the music I hear in my head. This is what I've been trying to translate to the real world for as long as I can remember. Thank you for this, it's beautiful.

[@tomasquiroga1493]

Greatest story now's for sale. I see a figure of a young man He's torn with doubts, mistakes, his selfishness and rage But doing all the best he can I'm not so blind to see That this young man is me

[@sonofodin3889]

WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS

[@martin846]

It's like The Doors in metal version ! amazing !

[@elusmo]

what??? The Doors?? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? mmmmm... i don't think so.

[@wc3935]

I feel like a king when I listen to this. Thank you Stoned Jesus!

[@EliminatorPerformance]

That opening riff is the greatest. Carry on.

[@nortons7040]

Не фанат окультизму, стоунеру та дум-року, але Стоунд Джісус переслухав майже весь. Ця пісня - найулюбленіша. Але експерименти з гранджем в останньому альбомі мені подобаються навіть більше. Сподіваюсь, як не в Україні, то за кордоном, гурт здобуде заслужене визнання.

[@ghotrix]

окультизм? че?

[@svyatjacobs2674]

окультизм???

[@theali8oras274]

I wonder how weed would translate this to me ~~~~~~

[@casperado666]

Який ткт окультизм. Це чиста емоція.