xQc getting absolutely cooked alive by a dono. (Man child streamer's new years "resolutions")

xqc gettin cooked up bruh nahhh someone help him

[@Joe-bs6hd]

god i wish the dono didn't stop it was hilarious

[@etetgg1364]

It has to stop somewhere. Luckily it wasn't ruined.

[@baph0met]

The fact that lil bro said "maybe" with the chef and "sometimes" with the exercise says a lot. Brother is literally terrified by a healthy lifestyle LULW

[@LMW87MMA]

you'd think he'd be scared straight by those numbers when he showed heart rate monitor on stream

[@bro...5849]

“LULW” LULE

[@aimingisnice7732]

Not true at all he wants to build a good habit 90% of diets fail because people try to set goals too high and they quit and never build the habit that’s why he wants to start slow and gradually build up

[@baph0met]

@@aimingisnice7732 Hiring a chef to cook you food ain't a high standard 💀

[@piedra7040]

@@aimingisnice7732 eat like a normal human is not a high goal, is not even a diet, what...

[@reckless1488]

70% of these will never happen lets be real

[@elathicc6811]

He already beat Forsen's record, that's a good start!

[@bamnr]

@@elathicc6811 honestly thought it was going to take another 2 years

[@filipgasic2642]

​@@elathicc6811 Yes but other things require him to go outsite and take care of himself which will never happen

[@thegaminghydra592]

none of them will happen except the drivers license, subathon and maybe the podcast (not including speedrun)

[@halloweentreehouse]

@@elathicc6811 ok cool hes done for the year

[@emanuelecamisa7222]

"go on walks" new year resolution💀

[@lanne9938]

[@98psychokid]

@@lanne9938 what are these emojis lmfaoooo

[@user-wn2ho5ij5f]

"SOMETIMES" he also admits himself he's setting the bar low, tragic

[@lanne9938]

@@98psychokid they are fucking hilarious

[@blazer7731]

@@user-wn2ho5ij5f it’s funny but in all seriousness it’s better to set the bar low and gradually build up by building a habit then aim high and then burn out or just not go through with it. But these are things he should’ve done when he was 20 not when he’s nearly 30

[@Kevinlre]

vine boom is the best sound effect when using it properly

[@bobthebuilder6521]

bro shut up

[@sussybakka8281]

GOOFY AHH EMOTES 💀

[@kekw1544]

👶🏿👶🏿👶🏿

[@Impokin]

AAAAAHHH

[@ClipHub777]

@@Impokin bro in eternal suffering

[@xLordtoto]

this was the only good one in the whole 20H stream

[@omicrondelta7327]

better than the boring ass "mom died, cat died, I'm depressed, you and chat helped me somehow xqcl" ass donos 💀

[@Snacci]

@@omicrondelta7327 let them vent somewhere

[@coletrain218]

@@Snacci Fr everyone goes through hardships, but not everyone can cope the same.

[@mcpepp3603]

@@Snacci Bro if you are venting in a fucking millionaires stream about your personal problems then you have mad issues and should a professional lmao

[@atkascha]

@@omicrondelta7327 Most streamers need to learn from Aris (avoidingthepuddle).... no sad dono messages, or put a time down for them. Ruins the mood, when we're here to have fun. And keep it down, will ya

[@spectrehub]

my sides hurt

[@joshb7415]

hiring a chef to cook your meals as a RESOLUTION is peak out of touch

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

Cooking hard af if you want the good shit

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

But yeah, that shuts outta touch since this mf eats takeout all the time loool

[@user-wn2ho5ij5f]

@@jimmyvasquez5298 it's really not, you're just lazy

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

@@user-wn2ho5ij5f that's a pretty stupid thing to say since you don't even know me, I cook my breakfast alot of the time cause it's easy and I don't have to spend alot if I make a mistake. If I try cooking some elaborate meal that requires alot of ingredients I'm potentially risking losing out for what? When I can just have my parents cook me a meal that I know will be good. Learn to use that brain of urs in situations that apply to you rather than assuming shit

[@gonr0gue85]

@@jimmyvasquez5298 Sounds like excuses to me. Plus they don't have to be elaborate to taste good. Remember "Give a man a fish you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime". In Xqc's case, he literally has no excuse except pure laziness.

[@Roberto-fg9oj]

Who let him cook 😭😭

[@lanne9938]

[@Mo-ph4pp]

@@lanne9938 what the heeeeeellllll oh my gawd yeayayayayaeeeeeehhh what are those stage 4 cancer crying emojis

[@lanne9938]

@@Mo-ph4pp WUT THE HEEEEAAAAL

[@ieatpizza66]

@@Mo-ph4pp 💀💀

[@arkblade_real]

brother got so much money that he has to add average joe's daily routine as resolutions

[@damienfernando1553]

True lol, his lifestyle is reverse

[@SOSO_CREPITUS]

Lmaoo

[@discordok7613]

who joe

[@SB-nh7uv]

@@discordok7613 joe momma

[@SOSO_CREPITUS]

@@SB-nh7uv damn got em

[@achair7598]

New years resolutions -> Stream related -> Show up Ain't no way lil bro is struggling to show up at his fucking desktop at home jesus

[@pbToast03]

​@josh.730 "...at home, jesus (exclamatory)"

[@intensehumanbox9662]

when you hear that voice and "lil bro" in the dono on xqcs stream you know some foul shit is about to happen

[@cplucci2212]

Funniest dono of the year already

[@osamabinlaggin3281]

This type of brutality is illegal in some countries

[@emperorpaws8447]

Things i don't think he's gonna do is: get on stream in time, host podcst, do more irl stuff, show up, get drivers license and eat healthy, all the others i think he can manage.

[@KaykyG018]

Every vine boom had me smile more and more until i couldn't hold myself

[@Snacci]

ohh naaawww little brother got cooked alive

[@bananafone1414]

These emojis are the only good thing youtube has done in years.

[@Borshigi]

​@@bananafone1414Emojis are cancer. They don't improve expression in dialogue, they destroy it.

[@alsocool1]

Dude buys a McLaren without having a drivers licsence, thats about sums up his whole life tbqh.

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

He's knows he's a sad pathetic mf, he just dosent change cause he's successful just playing games. Mf probably feels shame when they see who's behind the McLaren lmao

[@Pierre777-]

NAHHHHHHH ☠

[@crispybatman480]

New years resolutions: act like a functional adult

[@MAR_10-x5w]

I came back, it's still a golden dono OMEGALUL

[@widepeepohappy5563]

this new dono sound effect is funnty

[@Drakonus_]

Bro, why is his list going from 7 to 7 again? AINTNOWAY

[@VanPebble]

Damn, he did X dirty...

[@rodricbr]

it's real tho. I feel bad for xqc, he's losing his mind already, lil bro needs some rest

[@Sumi_S]

That made me aware

[@beantrig]

bro what does be on time for stream even mean, lil bro has started his stream every different hour of the day at least once

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

And the judgement is....death.

[@Jakkaribik1]

Driving License is the Only Thing worth for him but walking more does that mean with the Driving License he will walk even less because of all the new cars?

[@warren_waters]

bro said hire a chef 💀💀💀

[@waltwhitman7545]

i actually feel bad sometimes you get stuck in such a rut in life that even steps in the right direction make you feel like a loser

[@tombradydeflates8313]

You know it’s a good roast when he smiles

[@p0mp3y73]

when you try your best but you dont suceed

[@kaalifari]

number 5 is completely impossible.

[@TheMrKeksLp]

Actually PagMan goals though

[@dd-v]

bro had no words LMAOOO

[@CesarPixeledor]

NAAAH 💀

[@repghost9481]

god tier dono

[@outlasted4148]

Get a driver's license PepeLaugh

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

Wat h him fail all 3 test remakes loool

[@WarNarbo]

number 12 burger king foot lettuce

[@alexb7092]

15

[@jackrowlands5033]

[@AshButHesTheRealOne]

Take a walk

[@MuerteVS]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@nigele8625]

AUGH

[@hughmungus4668]

ARRRGHHH

[@warsin8641]

💀 did him dirty

[@hewkyy1107]

bro still makes more money then everyone of us 💀

[@MrPotatoes97]

The way he's been lately I do not have any faith in his subathon tbh

[@bozidarugljesic2907]

Bro got cooked for real 😂😂😂

[@scott9052]

cooked alive

[@bobbob832]

nawww

[@csbrooks]

do a SOBER STREAM BROTHER

[@bozidarugljesic2907]

Thats to real 😢

[@HexYC]

[@isnie3041]

like an poor mans justin bieber

[@Michael-ty2uo]

let him cook

[@sunsh9n0]

Thats a copium list

[@hayax]

I legit always thought that the basement dweller stereotype was an exaggeration but man is it real lol

[@NeoFao]

Nahhh

[@samhoey8247]

bro got cooked 💀💀💀 im dying

[@inf3rnal_embers145]

[@cutegirl17124]

i hope u recover well brother

[@imviciously]

[@hughmungus4668]

[@kamo7293]

from what I can tell, these aren't good resolutions... many of them are too vague. instead of "get drivers licence" it should be "get x hours a week for x weeks lessons" and "have a test date by dd/mm" instead of "sometimes exercise/walk" should be "walk x km every x amount of of days" vague resolutions are what keep people in ruts year in and year out

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

Resolutions are stupid af in general, mfs should just do feels right

[@MAR_10-x5w]

LUL I CAN'T BREATH AFTER THE NEXT 10 MINUTES

[@xavierlehew6746]

Rip

[@Bloom_HD]

Who is the voice supposed to be?

[@KrappyKillz]

Whats the name of the song

[@gmya4880]

"My Tears Are Becoming a Sea" by M83

[@glorioustrump245]

Did he really put "set the bar low"

[@nigele8625]

funny litty dono

[@Schacal6666]

Not another podcast shit. Every podcast is the same

[@John-xl5iv]

LULW TRUE

[@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia]

clips funny af but i feel a little hostility coming from the uploader 💀💀💀

[@Golden_Tenders]

🧙🏻‍♂️💸

[@3JJ3]

20:38 bill tin

[@predyaxc]

Who tf does year resolutions?

[@notparticularlywellmixedpu1916]

To be honest, everyone should. The new year is a great time for self reflection. Here's the important thing, resolutions should be small; little things that you can easily incorporate in to your lifestyle and build a habit of that will help you out in the long run.

[@klaud643]

I’ll do it tommorow@@notparticularlywellmixedpu1916 Instead od watitong for the first of januray, you could start let’s say on december 12th. You need to make change immediatly or and not wait for a cerrtain date. Thaat’s like saying “”

[@predyaxc]

@@notparticularlywellmixedpu1916 its good to have something dine that you want but I don't limit myself on January resolutions.

[@notparticularlywellmixedpu1916]

@@klaud643 You're completely right, but some people need a kick in the butt, and sometimes that kick comes in the form of a new year.

[@kamalindsey]

Joe does

[@P0Bi]

💀💀💀

[@GrungogamingXx]

Grown man

[@elwik5]

thats kinda cute tho

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

Naaaah that shuts just sad and frankly pathetic, especially cause of how old this clown is

[@Hemlocker]

90% of chat shitting on him for this probably doesn't even do their own laundry. Everyone progresses at their own pace, and any time someone at least tries to improve is worth commending.

[@Ivheh]

actual prosocial viewer

[@ignotouno523]

Writing a list isn't trying and you know damn well he isnt doing any of this shit.

[@Hemlocker]

@@ignotouno523 Again, everyone progresses at their own pace. It took me multiple attempts of making lists, creading schedules, etc. for me to start actually following through on any of them. But if after the first time I wrote a list and didn't follow through I just said "fuck it I'm not gonna do any of these things so why bother", I would have just given up entirely. It's also just such a pointlessly negative attitude to shit on people you've never met and never will meet for things like this.

[@Hemlocker]

@@YonoYantoSaudaraSelamanya Money doesn't produce motivation. There's no reason why having money should mean that you're automatically better at life. A lot of people who think this are just resentful.

[@UmUs]

I'm guessing atleast 10% work an honest job, take care of their own life, and do the bare minimum, that's more than xQc does

[@moonillusions832]

haHAA

[@TheMrKeksLp]

Poeple in the comments making fun of his goals when they sit in their room all day watching randos on the internet play childrens games 💀💀

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

Your even worse, your defending someone who dosent even know you exist while also doing the things you just mentioned

[@skeletonizer7512]

TTG

[@mcpepp3603]

@@jimmyvasquez5298 fucking true lmao

[@user-wn2ho5ij5f]

"No you are" isn't a good rebuttal

[@bananafone1414]

@@jimmyvasquez5298 you're*

[@dillonbruyer5564]

💀 cooked him

[@halloweentreehouse]

[@SendNukes690]

Olmost 30 and one of his goals is to get a drivers license. Also he spelled license wrong 😂

[@Deformer23]

shush kid

[@alexb7092]

I'm almost 26 and I'm not sure if I'll ever drive Aside from having bad anxiety disorders, I also really struggle with focus and I'm terrified of causing an accident, I don't think someone should be shamed for not having a license regardless of their age

[@Hemlocker]

You spelled almost wrong

[@Buggolious]

almost 30 and he's worth hundreds of millions

[@lanne9938]

[@toolybakri269]

[@kadekedidiatmika7772]

[@Tony-zu4gg]

[@mdm2186]