xQc Plays Cold House (Horror Game)

[@deadinfebruary]

Man, 10 minutes in and this game already had me actually malding, there's no reason to have so many pathways that lead nowhere. I can't blame Felix for anything here lol

[@DanieladeLeca]

Someone in chat said it’s a Walking Simulator 😭

[@Nix27.]

@@DanieladeLeca everyone said that.

[@Frosted_Over]

@@DanieladeLeca Death Stranding 2?

[@ViTaLTSR]

yeah. Usally X playing horror games is my favorite content, but this game is sooooooooooooooo bad oh my god it's actually frustrating everything about this game is not fun

[@ripted]

@@DanieladeLeca Total letdown pepelaugh

[@benw8766]

If he likes this type of ambience and game design, then the long dark might be a good game for him. But he might not have the patience either, because he speed runs everything

[@xyrokai6343]

Been wanting for him to play The Long Dark for ages but knowing him he won't have jack shit patience to go through it. It's a long ass survival story game so :/

[@Uri0000]

@@xyrokai6343 yeah no, i would love to see him play but lets face reality here 1. he wont play it cause he doesn't feel like it 2. he states he'll "soon" play 3. he plays the game but speed runs the fuck out of it

[@xyrokai6343]

@@Uri0000 Sadge My strimmer... I guess...

[@Uri0000]

@@xyrokai6343 Sadge

[@axelander03]

omfg i commented about the same game without seeing ur comment

[@schwarzerregen9338]

51:20 *SCREAMS... pauses...SCREAMS AGAIN BUT SLIGHTLY LOUDER!....lets out the whiniest girlish squee possible* XQC honestly has the best horror game reactions ever

[@MrWatchowtnow]

Best fake horror reactions.

[@yuroi5599]

@@MrWatchowtnow cry about it

[@Ln384]

@@yuroi5599 how is he crying? its true.

[@jordanz4264]

Ah yes, every time I slide off the highway into the middle of the wilderness I also run straight into the forest when I have no idea where I am. Great survival strategy ngl. Who needs the road anyways

[@kpsiex]

yeah why even enjoy the AC in the safety of my car while i wait for rescue to arrive when i can just run off into the woods getting even more lost then taking shelter in a creepy old haunted house

[@santanu7849]

XQC: I like games that doesn't explain anything,just figure out yourself 3 minutes later: malding because game is not giving any direction where to go

[@bluewuppo]

because bad game design = no direction. good game design has invisible direction

[@ckpn4771]

@@bluewuppo what is invisible direction

[@bluewuppo]

@@ckpn4771 like where you instinctly ‘know’ where to go in a game, without it flatout telling you. basically giving enough hints to a player but still letting them figure it out on their own. the devs give just enough info to let the player still know what to do while feeling in control. and it can be in tons of different forms and is only restricted to the creativity of the devs

[@zarrowthehorse]

@@ckpn4771 like in god of war there's subtle yellow markers that tell you where you can parkour

[@SafetyKitten]

@@zarrowthehorse not really, i think he means where its instinctual where to go practically, as opposed to any visual hints.

[@silentbroswagonist7091]

Seeing xqc get ear blasted is always hilarious like my brother in christ just take the headphones off instead of holding them against your ear even more

[@d_shi]

It's fucking hilarious he either holds them tighter for some things and then other things FLINGS them so quickly off his head you barely see his hands. Fucking gets me every time

[@silentbroswagonist7091]

@@d_shi true, might as well tell him to react harder

[@Olly07]

Your brother in Christ does the same thing too?

[@angelesk9382]

Content ;)

[@d_shi]

@@silentbroswagonist7091 ?

[@Savantir]

51:20 this was close, but nothing will beat that one scream he did while playing that ghost hunter corp game or whatever. if ya know you know

[@deekay336]

Also the scream when his gun jammed in tarkov, on reserve. That was gold

[@WatchDoges2]

@@deekay336 i remember lulw

[@lando7243]

@@deekay336 exactly what i thought of lmao

[@Ln384]

video?

[@Ln384]

@@deekay336 also u got video?

[@hurlerbeets7848]

starts at 30:00

[@TusKSociety]

I will always cry of laughter every time X screams like that HOLYYY

[@PistolSovereign]

51:20 53:23 58:14

[@Parr3lz]

51:20 I was literally sleeping on stream and this shit woke me tf up.

[@smolman4870]

Same Wokege

[@huh01]

Wokage

[@deekay336]

40:54 "the stove hasnt worked in a long time" its a cube with a tube on it, that burns wood. how can it be broken

[@deadpusik]

It means that the stove hasn't been lit for a long time

[@deekay336]

@@deadpusik no

[@sethturnbull554]

Well if the "tube" isn't working correctly, it'll just fill your house with smoke... So there's that.

[@nikkiel4203]

@@deekay336 Maybe the devs are not native english, it means that it hasn't been used for some time

[@dren6422]

i think it wasn't meant to say it's broken, by that he means there was no people a long time here.

[@nemanjaugljesic1983]

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS GAME DEVELOPER WAS A LITERAL SHIMPANZE

[@verp5119]

58:16 i died laughing😂😂

[@KoutenMusashi]

I jumped soy

[@baph0met]

That's so sad. Why did he have to leave us. Rest in peace Lax. Sadge

[@alexhevo8706]

Rip bozo

[@harshjagda8521]

too early for jumpscare warning comments TrollDespair

[@harshjagda8521]

literally nothing happens for the first 30 mins

[@H.HGWorms]

@@harshjagda8521 🤣🤣🤣

[@spook407]

I don’t think there are any. It’s like alien isolation where the scary part is the chase. It’s not earrape when you die or something.

[@bazorngle]

OH BOY THIS GAME WAS VERY SCARY I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS WHILE WATCHING XQCL

[@Uri0000]

i love your pfp

[@Jacob-ldk]

I have fallen asleep so many times trying to finish this

[@jogonyachickennugget4911]

They’re the best sleeps tho

[@pgg-i4c]

surely he will finish this game

[@mohammedfaqihi3444]

Someone in chat said “Quebec simulator” and I couldn’t watch the whole thing laughing. Name one thing truer than what this guy said?

[@InverseCr0wn]

this was your own comment huh

[@vortex9486]

He needs to warm up first

[@Swanicorn]

Aww that "Please" at 1:04:22 My heart melted

[@deadinfebruary]

I love horror games xqcL

[@sergei9912]

Me too WidePeepoHappy

[@HDWABBIT]

half an hour of nothing, the pepega master strikes again!

[@BOOGiNS]

More like 45min of nothing

[@LarasWelt333]

53:28 soo cuteee his shouting... * _ * hahahaha xD verry funny. i love it..

[@qowdie5746]

npc omegalul

[@bbokgomu5422]

Not even a minute in and Im already laughing. I love Mr Cow of Cows

[@lard379]

51:23 😂😂😂 I die everytime he screams like this.. Boy be sounding like Finn from Adventure Time 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@unlucky-777]

31:27 is where he finally make fire and get warm

[@dreadbeast0952]

Dude it took him soo long like a literal 29mins no progress OMEGALUL

[@ballydup6423]

wow xqc very funny when he sung something in the way haha

[@Thomas-um5pv]

5:56 "Lap 3" this guy killed me

[@li_B4shar_il]

58:12 the most soy scream I've ever heard him do

[@ofen5415]

the game actually looks really good

[@maksmykhalchuk3646]

yes, but the plot is garbage af

[@keatonpeirce2140]

really good concept and vibe, but the direction and overall pacing/plot was just poorly executed. This felt more like a demo to test game mechanics than the actual first portion to a game

[@pgg-i4c]

@@maksmykhalchuk3646 bruh, the car crash was just garbage like come on, it looked so good I wanted it to be good, reminds me of that amnesia in a cold base game

[@berg2899]

Him not seeing that it was a + and not a - had me malding

[@justarya6265]

In coming chat : S OMEGALUL Y BOY

[@Nightmare-Realm-Media]

SOMETHING IN THE WAYYYYYYYY

[@Wheresmypod]

nice beginning 😌

[@RetroRetro23]

Snow walking simulator for half of the video

[@beepieces5389]

X singing was the creepiest thing about this video

[@aaronmendoza3124]

not a single jumpscare is scarier than 1000 :)

[@warp887]

if you hover over timeline you can see when the most replayed part was ?!?

[@OfficialBabyboii]

HOW DARE YOU!? The CGI for Moon Knight was sick!

[@indianwarlord6935]

Chat when anything happens: BatChest Chat when xqc hates moonknight: BabyRage waaa

[@24hourpharmacy42]

17:53

[@akiranosome918]

actual running x sniffin out puzzles simulator PeepoGlad

[@StevenAmii]

Cozy horror game

[@DrXPEH]

Something in the way...

[@deadinfebruary]

Underneath the bridge, tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped, have all become my pets

[@baph0met]

Something in my ass FeelsGoodMan

[@DrXPEH]

@@baph0met 😭😂

[@axelander03]

i wish he would try the long dark. its not really his style, admittedly, but id like to see how he'd do

[@user-uk5xr5uj1k]

17:52 "bah"

[@palmersmith8557]

All that buildup for a mediocre jumpscare

[@biiokemisten]

The chat made me giggle

[@BigOuterHeaven]

*reverbed ambient from SCP-087-B.*

[@lwhs3552]

THE INTRO OMEGALUL

[@IbrahiemLegoFilms]

Horror Top Tier Content hell yeah

[@dubs33]

30 mins of my life gone.. Aware Edit: finished vid… 1:07:28 of my life gone. Aware

[@fye]

PAGMAN

[@ronmcwayne8844]

Somebody just watched The Batman..

[@crycv8458]

Did I see a 0 fps mode? in the settings?

[@baph0met]

That's what you call high difficulty

[@j0sh85]

literally fell asleep xqcSleeper

[@sxneze]

I need to warm up first.

[@Gauxllow]

Timestamp Terry, help widepeepoSad

[@OfficialBabyboii]

29:19 Look it’s Scuffed Kurt Cobain!

[@yesiam7481]

I am still malding that hes more thorough & patient with these dogshit asset-flip uninspired indie horror games than he was with Inscryption

[@torb_b]

2022 "horror" games Aware

[@TheSilentpigs100]

This game gives me worse jumpscare blueballs than poppys playtime

[@skilifavas4016]

x singing Kurt Cobain is my stars aligning

[@Sahanosah]

Я не думала что американцы будут играть в якутскую игру спасибо

[@sophiatherock6361]

51:20

[@jcwxww4930]

8 mins of walkin in the snow btw b4 u watch

[@joshofosho3]

30 minutes **

[@Certifier]

Jesus this game may look good but yikes I would hate playing it

[@WildfoxAttack]

Mr. Cow’s scream is scarier than anything in this game

[@seekpenance]

icl, for most content creators that play horror games its their reaction that scares me, not the actual jumpscare 💀💀💀

[@pauly61oh25]

10mins in cross country skiing sim🤣

[@hitarezin]

Lmfao A pressing W simulator and 10 min of a chase monster horror, jeeesuzzt at least xqc reactions and soy screams was fun

[@salemisbool]

this was so scary i almost (Horror Game)'d myself watching this (Horror Game)!! epic gaming as always xqcL!!!!!! BatChest

[@seekpenance]

😐😐😐😐

[@deadinfebruary]

I need to warm up first

[@tuxedo_ri]

monkaW wait what i live in yakutia wtf 🐢⁉️😦 we r worldwide yayyy chills 😭

[@Comfarol]

petrol in a zippo lighter xD

[@snoopyyy_23]

I LOOOOOVEE HORROR GAMES OH MYYY WOWZZERSSS IT ARRIVEDDD😲🤯😵😵‍💫😱

[@sho3121]

he went to jail for threatening a school

[@sidedashh]

i love the same batchest sarcastic text, it gets funnier after the 40th time!

[@anamontoya408]

Something in the way

[@eternals]

Something in the way

[@calzonefr]

Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@falahfalah948]

Tung tung tung, *tung*

[@falahfalah948]

@@bobop3982 pianonya

[@vnr4_953]

12:42 chat makes fun of education while have the wrong answer

[@tank-stubbs]

Warmest place in Canada

[@j0ori]

Not the sharpest tool in the shed this guy...

[@vantsen-e]

that soy scream scares me the most fok sake

[@nick4636]

Oh god those footsteps sound atrocious

[@Teamwylie]

okay got 40mins in this kid needs to humble himself instead of screaming at the people in chat will not be returning

[@orb9385]

😂😂😂💀💀💀😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@MrWatchowtnow]

Now I know why Xqc thinks Hassan Piker is smart.

[@gmatix]

sootin in da wai

[@WeepingInTheGardenOfEden]

nightmare time

[@saftigerkeks5212]

I love all the sOy in this one💀

[@skinnypls1431]

Least scariest game vs most soy streamer

[@wut2697]

Scariest game vs alpha streamer GIGACHAD

[@BOOGiNS]

X is an actual handicapped person

[@wisdomfox857]

@@wut2697 His not a alpha any thing he clearly doesnt enjoy video games has anger issues and cant do math

[@Gauxllow]

@@wisdomfox857 ☝🤓

[@128Cores]

@@wisdomfox857 dude doesn't even understand the concept of jokes 😂

[@Immortal_BP]

is this snow trail simulator?

[@eimav6833]

bro his wievers are so rude and only troll him wtf

[@chawrickenthesecond1917]

I remember Tundra Feelsweirdman

[@lennyface2586]

Skip 30 minutes guys

[@mac4491]

This guy only likes games where he can sit on a track the entire game. If you have to make decisions for yourself, it's a bad game. No hate either, it is just easy to recognize that this guy doesn't like choice in games because if it is the wrong choice, he decides it is a waste of time and shouldn't exist.

[@uouuauuic]

maybe because you run around an entire map not having any even instructions on what to do

[@alienfreek]

Why 30fps though 🤢

[@urgehopes3319]

poggers horror game

[@barishmehmedov2038]

bro cant do basic math🤣

[@jogonyachickennugget4911]

Why is he singing nirvana

[@u00xclub]

34:28, why is everyone flaming him for his 'vase' pronunciation. it's literally correct in the American form

[@OfficialBabyboii]

41:38 TOENAIL TAKE 💀