TIKTOKS THAT WILL ENTERTAIN YOU FOR 18 MINUTES!

[@cascade4661]

Willem Dafoe is a fucking gangster, love the guy

[@Stogiewise]

The most wholesomest creepiest looking celebrity

[@connor-cx5wc]

Absolute gangster!!

[@brendolbreadwar2671]

One hunned my OG brother

[@TastyHashbrowns]

Fortnite

[@Adderallszn]

no

[@Khy._]

2:10 for anyone wondering, this is a Western Capercaillie, which is a type of grouse! Very interesting birds, and also related to turkeys and partridges. Breeding males are typically extremely territorial, to the point where they may even attack humans seen near their nests, like in this clip. They are native to Scotland as well. EDIT: Wow! Funnily enough, the clip immediately following it is of a ptarmigan, which are also related to capercaillie! Whoever was linking these clips must be a fan of grouse.

[@TehamiA]

Ornithologist juicer 😮

[@Travixty]

pretty sure it's a type of flounder

[@dashikashi4734]

@@TravixtyFloppa

[@eshaaaan]

birds aren’t real, they’ve sold me fent

[@Khy._]

@@eshaaaan SCHIZO THE BIRDS AREN'T REAL

[@gemuaddict702]

i have to sell my left kidney for these to exist 50 years down the line

[@kimchikin94minmin]

I agree wasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasd

[@Plague_Doc22]

That black t-shirt...900 dollars. It's dyed in fecal matter from a lemur that's been dry aged for 13 years.

[@drewjozz]

@@Plague_Doc22 actually it just a 4 to 8 capital letter word across the top which makes it $350 he just didnt lift his sweater up enough to reveal it

[@lordtachanka80]

15:37 this might be the realist shit he's ever yapped about while watching TikToks..

[@Corzappy]

I mean he’s right but I don’t think that it’s a reason for like existential dread. I like the fact that my white blood cells are just entirely autonomous little critters patrolling my body, it makes me feel like a King with royal guards defending my keep. Your body is a temple for real.

[@peleihinkovakimmos3760]

not really, he just skipped biology classes, you would have learnt that single cells do their own thing so you arent a single living 'organism'

[@whenchickenflyigofishing]

@@peleihinkovakimmos3760 he already knew that... he watched a video about it a few years ago and talked about it right after he said this. its just about the idea of it setting in but keep misinterpreting what people say and you would prob be better off creating a twitter account than a youtube one

[@minilabyrinth]

consciousness is most likely an emergent property of complex systems of millions of little dudes doing stuff

[@philj9594]

His conclusion is nonsensical and seems to imply that he deeply misunderstands what is going on. All of those cells are acting autonomously via signals/chemistry derived from our DNA. His point would only make sense if those cells were actually consciously aware of what they were doing.

[@sdm8143]

Dude, the last one has me fucking crying 😭😭😂

[@lukefraser2244]

I’m violently way too high to process it

[@krlegulas]

Nah fr fr 😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣 that shit crazy ongg 🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯

[@munk314]

@@lukefraser2244 I'm cooked and that was terrifying to watch

[@_Yombo]

Schizo

[@kaiturner08]

"I'm just a bunch of dudes doing stuff" - lawngel 2024

[@Corzappy]

And you are the King of the castle, your white blood cells are your royal army.

[@dooddoingstuff]

Oh hi bunch of dudes doing stuff, im DOODDoingstuff

[@LR-420]

Girls: "Oh my God I had a dream we got married" 🥰 💕 Guys: 17:48

[@KB44444]

that second last AI morph video one is definitely cursed

[@ZoroTheSamurai]

Willem Dafoe really is X in the future

[@nguyenhanh9479]

Aren't they the same age ? Aware

[@tommasopisapia7464]

lmao he wishes

[@Sam-pr9rr]

First clip just makes me smile

[@PANTHERA369]

I applaud you for sifting through many hours of trash to find this 18 minutes of gold, I applaud you

[@notshiba]

X seems pretty happy here, thats nice

[@vlndlctive1801]

Skips entire tiktok with a detailed explanation of whats going and says, "I dont even know what happened". I'm going to toss stones at this guys house at 3:46am

[@Lil.Lon3Ly]

He also wears green in real life, he's always been the Green Goblin

[@weep999]

4:11 this spongebob clips made me miss my childhood

[@treedecapitator7095]

Turtles during hybernation BARELY BREATH. They lower their heartrate immensely which makes one breath last for SO LONG under 2 feet of dirt.

[@tomskarr]

17:25 and 17:46 are the funniest shit i've ever seen

[@spasi-menya]

That whole video is gold, shit had me dying.

[@MindfulMeditationHub1]

do u know the song at 17:46 maybe?

[@TriHard_]

@@MindfulMeditationHub1zo6 get out - edward skeletrix

[@tomskarr]

@@MindfulMeditationHub1 its called: "zo6 GET OUt !"

[@bernardoneto]

zo6 get out@@MindfulMeditationHub1

[@karma1511]

i was only entertained for 16 and a half minutes. i cant believe it

[@dynasty2197]

Dang this was very entertained for 18 minutes

[@kozmikoblivion]

This took me over 11 hours to watch… no exaggeration

[@canadianrage5224]

Currently a minute in and I am in fact entertained😄😄😄 Can’t wait to be entertained for 17 more minutes!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZazaNugz]

2:38 MOUNTAIN TURKEY 🦃 😂😂😂

[@FranXiT]

"I don't even know what happened" oh I wonder why that is. Could the answer have been in the 90% of the video you skipped? Truly an enigma

[@ventrue1999]

Skips most of the video and then doesn’t even finish it xqc: “i dont even know what happened”

[@aminegamezzz]

thank you mr editor for editing out him replaying the same tiktok 3 times

[@BlissWorldGaming]

Saying he’s gatekeeping in the first clip made me laugh so hard

[@frenak12]

2:24 Ära tuppa tule 😭

[@jacobjeleniewski8694]

HAHAHAHAHAH I have been entertained for 18 minutes AS THE TITLED HAS STATED 😂

[@bruhhhmoment5130]

15:37 watch this directly and see the context pls without watching before this timestamp omE

[@laserbazooka3759]

Someone gotta make an emote for xqc trying to explain a science concept he has no clue about

[@trevorlarsonn]

15:33 bro just be saying shit

[@Corzappy]

He’s saying that white blood cells are essentially just entirely autonomous organisms that exist independently within your body. You’re usually in control of your body, stuff like red blood cells are inanimate, they just flow around your veins and transfer oxygen passively, but white blood cells move of their own volition to seek out foreign bodies. It’s kind of cool, your body is like a kingdom of microscopic life and you’re their King/Queen. Your body is a temple and all that shit but like literally.

[@anthonyjh02]

old frogs will remember when this guy played games

[@dinsism]

Dunno why ,but Dafoe reminds me of a older Felix.

[@158-i6z]

EIGHTEEN MINUTES IS NOT ENOUGH, MISTER EDITOR... 🤬🤬🤬

[@jedorspas]

8:57 lmao those who know where the victor sound comes from 💀🙏

[@ImJustSage]

i lost my gooning streak today... all over my pants and my socks. :(

[@UwU-wk1zu]

wtf

[@hgdias4952]

Tiktoks that entertains me while I make a blunt

[@Schacal6666]

10:50 waterboarding it

[@TheLegendOfZeldaEric]

as a native american that convertible joke was hilarious lmfaoo

[@itzshiori7403]

i LOOOVE it when xqc fills me up with his entertainment RAAAAGH

[@dremovremen1764]

Fuck, you broke my nightstand again. Chill it out, cabron.

[@nerdfish5819]

If there is spongebob in a thumbnail in a xQc video then I would watch that video

[@mgtowmichigander5528]

‘THAT TURKEY IS A DEVIL!’

[@TheTehMaster]

5:45 brooooo what 💀

[@bryn.2519]

8:14 music name?!?! It's so nostalgic!! Is it from a game we played like 10 years ago or what

[@hdhsksk1944]

jesouase that bird was more fked up than i am

[@MEE7CH]

That last video was fucking cursed holy shit

[@xesterz4637]

brand new baby to refurbished birds

[@pshigoczkij]

8:47 what is the song name?

[@nickphaux]

3:53 SchizoCLAP in chat: "I Need This"

[@PaintMasterPoE]

7:46 too real

[@bfg_pz2213]

Why did nobody else realize it was the HL2 zombie sfx at the end

[@materialism1329]

HL1*, for the same reason that fortnite dances have another origin

[@mdmw4]

3:36 NA Education man

[@Alex.Geurink]

Chat switching up so fast on the SpongeBob meme as soon as X Laughed 💀

[@jimmyletv]

Your car anytime you get paid. 14:04

[@ogslowdragon]

15:14 Psalm 139 :14 I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well

[@丷]

schizo

[@keceti9606]

dog who is pslam

[@fishfingers9205]

thessalonians 5:26

[@LOL_MANN]

13:42 It is because of fallen ozone

[@umadbroyo2388]

"We are Costco guys"

[@Dolato]

7:46 Realest dono ever i do the same shit when i watch him live

[@mango2538]

Costco but we're on LSD.

[@zombiestressin5242]

bro i had a pop up for some software update on the middle of the schitzo tiktok and i got scared as fuck lol

[@Doozy_Titter]

Willem my favourite actor

[@th.9284]

Drip or Drown 🥶

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Willem Dafoe is like Xqc's stepdad lol 😂 or him from the future

[@notzachpowers]

Anyone know the song at 8:52

[@Yoza304]

Scars from Novulent

[@notzachpowers]

@@Yoza304 thanks

[@Vincisomething]

3:48 for once, X isn't that far off about the animal species lmao. Ocelots at least look visually closer.

[@Waltzon.]

7:45 dono is being too true

[@itsvoid9655]

[@lukk4848]

love him man

[@WinterAlekz]

Why do my comments keep getting deleted?

[@scorpion0498]

10:47 ??? 15:33 'you're not you, it's so sad to think about. I'm not me, i'm just a bunch of dudes doing 'stuff'!' the world truly would be lost without genius like this 🙏

[@Corzappy]

I mean he’s right, white blood cells are some of the only things in your body that move autonomously. Pretty much every other function in your body comes from chemical or electrical signals which you yourself are responsible for, but white blood cells operate of their own volition, like hired mercenaries roaming your bloodstream.

[@Mikezzxa]

dono at 7:46 TRUE AND REAL

[@bbcmontana]

Bro I’m high as shit wtf is that second to last vid 💀💀

[@mega_jonne1546]

The max level chicken is ablack grouse

[@alixsprallix]

isn't it a Western capercaillie

[@toatreal]

my bawls burn

[@_Yombo]

I have diarrhea

[@toatreal]

@@_Yombo same rn thjough

[@deniskoroliov6048]

who knows the name of the cartoon 6:08 ???

[@marcosflores1459]

I know exactly when bro tries to get a thumbnail

[@FujiMC]

why is no one waffling about the editor down here today?

[@ZayedHeroPlays]

Willem Dafoe is both badass and wholesome

[@DanielOrtiz-mj5jl]

I would sometimes need subtitles to understand what he is saying

[@Rg-es9kv]

the last two hit for me, idk

[@tibib0ss]

TIKTOKS THAT WILL ENTERTAIN YOU FOR 18 MINUTES! "Posted 18 minutes ago"

[@shuuji.]

[@jytvreal]

4:30 great times

[@KrutGemByte]

Is it bad to dip calamari in chocolate sauce

[@DudokX]

Spongebob unexpected jihad

[@chemicaldeath9866]

I love how brozo claims there is no air in dirt just to follow it up with a meme about "smelling like its going to rain" WHICH IS THE SMELL OF WATER PUSHING AIR OUT OF THE DIRT but go off 🤡🤡

[@dotdotpointpoint2286]

William dafoe reminds me of a old xqc

[@luke8264]

Willem dafoe packing a huge pp

[@Boneheaded0]

God I love William dafoe man gonna suck when he dies

[@squndex]

what

[@frododododo]

I'm drunk guys

[@SimonaSima-s5q]

Im not me, im just a bunch of dude doing stuff

[@highnet8717]

someone please link full outfit links NOW i want to buy this full outfit LINKS

[@TheNaughtyPantsler]

*LIL ROOF AHHH*

[@jakedaquake4103]

16:41

[@hellokitty_9]

You’re not gaming x. Oh no

[@peppapiggggggggggg]

2:07

[@peppapiggggggggggg]

5:14

[@peppapiggggggggggg]

7:09

[@extremeboi9207]

17:49

[@jytvreal]

watch every spongebob episode

[@TheMeekMingeMaster]

Will'em DaFit

[@TheMeekMingeMaster]

the apostrophe is the only way to make people consciously think of his name and link it to cuffem which is what i was trying

[@dontcaretbh1335]

14:04 fake relating

[@mansstew2515]

the end was schizo af