JUST DON'T DIE! Minecraft Survival

[@CrayRazy]

This playthrough is on like 8 levels of irony and counting, I fucking love jesseh

[@whatsupeveryone]

near meta-irony

[@Noah-lj2sg]

@@whatsupeveryone near meta

[@baph0met]

I'm dying of cold, Jesseh

[@JiN72627]

Eyerony

[@ontail5545]

@@baph0met jesse-

[@Noah-lj2sg]

X saying "on your six" and then jesseh turning and saying "its on my twelve now" is underrated

[@bryanwithamask]

timestamp

[@phosphosaurus6902]

@@bryanwithamask 23:45

[@bryanwithamask]

@@phosphosaurus6902 thx homie

[@Edwxrd69]

Jean Paul’s 2000 hr journey is underrated, best piece of media ever imo, no one asked ik

[@nfo1347]

once xqc loads minecraft he is no longer "x", there is already a legend you are referring to when you say that on this platform.

[@mairrionjnn8432]

jesse doesn't even try being funny he's just genuinely entertaining without coming off as weird lmao this dude's the best

[@oobruv6598]

wasn't he just being annoying and way too serious and tryhardy?

[@imheretoseemfdoom7469]

@@oobruv6598 the whole play through is irony. they are pretending to be minecraft yters

[@john4556]

@@oobruv6598 nah just u

[@danielra23]

@@oobruv6598 no

[@muddy1337]

being serious and try hard is the whole point bruh, you know what ​irony is? @@oobruv6598

[@IlIIIllIIllIIl]

The first 2 minutes had me out of breath laughing

[@jer0me129]

nice pfp mate

[@obama8025]

Ayo your profile picture 💀

[@ronwill9034]

Fr 💀 Had me creaming in laughter 💀💀💦

[@lbnFadl]

@@ronwill9034 🤨📸

[@spooky4655]

@@ronwill9034 you what

[@chriswaztaken]

"im not shouting out ur channel btw"🤣

[@Yes-fl4zc]

Yeah, that's what he said. We all heard it

[@mrmma_1818]

@@Yes-fl4zc shut up boy

[@009-grp]

Yeah we know

[@kimchikin94minmin]

😂

[@john4556]

@@Yes-fl4zc i didn’t

[@kaenami5902]

Jesse is the best thing that ever happened to the streams

[@Gabriel-ej3nw]

Rip moxxer

[@henkdachief]

i like xqc too

[@BiggaMyMan]

You're socially awkward.

[@walterhartwellwhite346]

yeah I rate jesseh s teir

[@DJCAT4545]

you forgot Moxy

[@bananajoe5703]

bro the fact that i didnt realize that the series they were talking about was fake goes to show how fucking funny and goated they are together lmao

[@xvor_tex8577]

You might just have Aspergers you know?

[@cheezus4747]

least clueless juicer Clueless

[@relaxfriend9461]

@@cheezus4747 go to bed

[@bk5for4]

@@cheezus4747 least cheezus cheezus Cheezless

[@dip9995]

I think it speaks to your intelligence more than their humor.

[@RobertCovingtonBurnerAccount]

Jess eh might be the funniest dude on twitch

[@sergei9912]

Dizzy better 🥱

[@Paper-chimp]

😂🤣

[@gigachad246]

@Sergei99 no.

[@psycholol4855]

@@sergei9912 poke is the funniest person on twitch by miles.

[@justinferguson2058]

@@psycholol4855 gen z humour is better

[@AnimeNae]

"JUST DON'T DIE! Minecraft Survival" Punches Jesse immeditially.

[@Noah-lj2sg]

😂you are so right!

[@spooky4655]

@@Noah-lj2sg *You are so right 🤓

[@pixxlated_]

imeditially 💀

[@bigboipeepee]

@@spooky4655 "@Noah *You are so right 🤓" 🤓

[@giraphite_8976]

Jesse is so genuine. I hope he never moves to la.

[@xvor_tex8577]

The smog would kill him

[@SomeGuy-wj1ho]

Jess eh is actually nick ah where

[@spooky4655]

@@SomeGuy-wj1ho what

[@spooky4655]

@@SomeGuy-wj1ho what is u saying

[@spooky4655]

@@SomeGuy-wj1ho HELO

[@slothhearts]

Surely the playthrough is going to be more than 1 part

[@NuggetGX]

Clueless

[@miguel.505]

sureeeeeeeeeely

[@trevoroverstreet1587]

Jesse gotta be the funniest dude ever

[@henkdachief]

what about hasan?

[@Plague_Doc22]

He's one of those people who're just naturally hilarious.

[@shwabbob8576]

@@henkdachief he’s pretty funny

[@iargoni2080]

@@henkdachief Imo hasan is very rarely funny, most times he inserts irrelevant politics into every conversation lmfao

[@fartlordsmellytoe3690]

@@shwabbob8576 how

[@Thfoxpz]

the madman actually uses the chicken picture

[@wedonotcare844]

it amazes me how x plays with settings like he has a chromebook

[@lonestar5819]

oh boy i can’t wait for the other 25 episodes and then at the end of the season we get a special guest! Jess eh !!

[@noxheadshots7918]

“How dying are you, how dying…. HOW MUCH DYING ARE YOU” idk why but this shit was funny asl 😂🤣

[@bryanwithamask]

american sign language

[@barto2362]

Have you ever thought why are you watching this? Sometimes I think that watching some friends do shit together makes me less lonely in terms of friends

[@yoral]

Because I love to do stuff like this but no friends to do it with.

[@yoral]

It's why I watch react content, I feel as though I'm there with them or like showing my friend a new show.

[@baph0met]

Chatting Aware TrollDepsair (I lack a parental figure and have no future, please help)

[@bobobsen]

No because we already know that's why we do it

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

Thanks Captain Obvious

[@andayfqs5909]

Actual wholesome gameplay no toxic Pog

[@exilemorin04]

Jesseh is just great

[@Void0614]

Felix Interrupting Jesse’s intro was hilarious

[@Fetska1]

i never watched english content as kid but this did hit the spot it was everything in youtube when i was a kid FeelsStrongMan 2011

[@CasemiroSa]

Poke = healer Jesse = DPS Felix = Tank/ Sub DPS

[@yoral]

Imagine he actually accepted all the "offers"

[@xavierhobbrick6535]

@@bakedpuffins2303 mad cuz bad

[@henkdachief]

@@bakedpuffins2303 doordash addiction? thats not a thing and its not funny either

[@yoral]

@@Wonderaven hes 12

[@Aric_EPU]

10:17 I'm playing 7 Days to Die and have feral sense turned on for night time and I heard the minecraft zombie and legit fucking flew away on my Minibike thinking I was about to die.

[@jimi1577]

this makes me so happy

[@wyattc.4455]

Reminds me of T1 and Greek. Sad we’ll never see those days ever again.

[@slick_schlick2879]

On gosh I think Jesse copied Greek a lil in the beginning that was 100% how Greek used to fuck around

[@Verm0uth07]

@@slick_schlick2879 yeah it's the "I don't want to play anymore because you trolled me" thing, wouldn't say jesse copied him though

[@WispyWarrior268]

At least Jesse seems to be a lot of a better person than Greek

[@zzeroara9511]

@@WispyWarrior268 TRUE lmao

[@knalg]

I love that he actually used that screenshot as the thumbnail.

[@widepeepohappy5563]

whoever sent a dono asking for an inv and started the chain of donos is the greatest

[@feltycomic8558]

This playthrough feels like a fever dream

[@KOmyself]

dream?

[@Lo-Fictions]

dude first 10 seconds and I'm already laughing, jesse is comedy

[@xvor_tex8577]

It's great to see how Chat have already replaced the HUH emote and already abusing that new emote EZ Clap

[@bt70a9]

You know what would be better tho, instead of only having people join through twitch... If I time traveled and joined the world too, it could just be the 20 of us.

[@jackrabiit5896]

Jesse content era is the best era ever. xqcL

[@reqh1444]

please do a series ive never laughed at a minecraft video like this in my life

[@valeriabondar]

i am now listening to this in background for me playing hardcore bc it actually makes it fun

[@eshwar6969]

🥲 childhood memories

[@drewdmw]

surely we’ll get part 2 right?

[@xvor_tex8577]

It's xQc he's notorious on making part 2s and finishing serieses

[@kkronical]

@@xvor_tex8577 Pepelaugh he doesn’t know

[@orimani6967]

as u see everyine in the comments saying this, but man, xqc poke and jesse might be the funniest trio on twitch rn , sooo good

[@dunne7496]

At 20:20 I thought I broke out of the matrix for second cause my name is Stephen 😭🤣

[@pink1536]

The people donating at the beginning asking to join in = infinite money generator

[@swordie777]

i miss playing minecraft with my friends

[@thatunluckysneakerguy]

we love our lil goblin

[@WooperSkater-k6o]

Lil goblin 💀

[@yenit8658]

*MY*

[@yenit8658]

That doesn't make sense

[@jer0me129]

KKomrade *OUR*

[@ratedzchimperxx8478]

17:52 gave me a heart attack

[@Jonasnhj]

Man Jesse is so underrated, he is soo funny with his sarcasm

[@shad8677]

jesseh replacing moxy Aware

[@ashtral7]

52:25 guy literally says he's about to kill himself in chat. I've been there, multiple times. It gets better. I hope this guy realized that. Y'all check chat for his user. Look out for each other.

[@HelloKurse]

Who cares.

[@ronwill9034]

@@HelloKurse WierdChamp

[@nutroll1622]

Buy him a house WeirdChamp

[@____.111]

Pay his student loan WeirdChamp

[@turewidstrom9200]

Kinda weird bringing the mood of the stream down.

[@whatsupeveryone]

gotta love the constant tts+talking

[@MVXXll]

Delayed chat💔

[@whenistrike]

17:46 jumpscare KEKW

[@mrtoast244]

Why is xQc's skin so cute lol?

[@her3tic67]

HUH ?

[@dwk607]

dawg

[@donutsleepy]

🐢

[@Noah-lj2sg]

bloks 🤔

[@baph0met]

Felicia leaking out monkaW La Felicia vs El Goblino, inner Felix fight monkaW

[@LuchsYT]

it would've been even funnier if he actually invited all those people

[@eshwar6969]

No

[@rioluvo]

can't wait for episode 2 🦔❄

[@rioluvo]

ah where 🦔❄

[@superhamz7]

Woah cage

[@xz7810]

the amount humor layers in this video is insane

[@LegomasterYT830]

17:50 WHOA that reaction to the creeper

[@Syncedits17]

we need more jesse

[@Stak0]

surely he hasn’t been in every xQc stream the past month

[@Syncedits17]

@@Stak0ya he hasn’t

[@BabyCakes9798]

I love jesseh. Funniest dude on twitch 😮‍💨🥺

[@OlangaVFX]

the guys going FeelsStrongMan in chat after the Hamachi dono know whats up. what a time.

[@Skadi.-]

Multiple layer of irony playthrough

[@spacegl1dah]

This is just next level advanced humor lmao

[@cheeriomicncher7416]

how

[@dip9995]

Or you’re just unfunny

[@Battlemage4]

I'm thinking, this is going to be the one time a bunch of devs that don't play their own game are going around to see how players talk and Oh

[@Humberto.v16]

I always watch this when I'm sad 😔

[@duck-vn3hn]

Can anyone tell me whats the mc musicin 29:20? Nvm i found it.

[@mizuryiwnl]

This guy knows how to not die.

[@optie5]

😂♻️

[@Myday_145]

This guy knows how to recycle a joke

[@natharon]

This guy knows how to comment

[@hitclub-F4]

Jess eh might be the funniest dude on twitch!!

[@Yes-fl4zc]

No that belongs to Poke

[@eol251]

poke

[@Ollum]

nice comment steal

[@tqcti6915]

Lol stolen comment by verified account

[@curryscrub7755]

Nigga stole a comment

[@SummerTSD]

New idea, it could just be us 70,000 twitch viewers and 81,000 youtube viewers on the minecraft server

[@dip9995]

$10 join fee 😎

[@knalg]

Jess eh is a content machine

[@Asaad727]

Good old vibes widepeepohappy

[@Battlemage4]

How did you do that. You just got to think about it and boom done.

[@seannn_abr]

poke spent that long to get food just to die lol

[@Michael18751]

Fast graphics settings on a 3090 Ti

[@Michael18751]

1:00:19 SAVED!

[@EgaTehPro]

I love jesse so much

[@Concrete1998]

Is this going to be continued, or are we getting cutoff with the one post ;-;

[@hylkemon9952]

That intro was unironically comedic gold

[@Jokester954]

This guy had no idea who he was playing with 🤣🤣

[@ChrisNachoss]

This video helps me fall asleep

[@DarkR8N]

Pepega warlord plays Minecraft once again

[@frogguy8762]

tactical minecraft comms

[@coolingagent2637]

Chill XQC is BEST XQC

[@TheVaticn]

Here after the ddos incident TrollDespair

[@jebbi2570]

what's the other guy's youtube/twitch channel name?

[@lbnFadl]

jessesmfi

[@loserman]

PagMan 16:35 TOTW season 2

[@Bammyy]

Nice, I like watching minecraft. Its peaceful to watch

[@Leon_Kennedys_Ftoy]

37:25 AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

[@JHolland]

What is Jesse KZbin or twitch can’t find it

[@kimchikin94minmin]

4Head "Just"

[@B1u35ky]

Just survive by not dying

[@pogu3057]

don’t say the emote challenge (impossible)

[@MasterBaitR]

Jess eh is such a goof

[@anthonyiannazzone8391]

Great intro

[@derpmonkey4489]

He gained 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his net worth that stream

[@jeffreyvang8952]

@ 23:00 it reminded me of south park wow ep

[@anonymous5128]

What is name of Jesse's channel

[@KOmyself]

jessesmfi

[@Capeey]

non premium players GIGACHAD

[@pgg-i4c]

JUST DON'T DIE! Poke : *dies multiple times*

[@Schacal6666]

Jesse wasn’t a streamer before or?

[@ChrisButty]

almost died on episode 1

[@ocras_zeghn]

14:03 🤭

[@sworddoom8]

why did the turtle emote disappear?

[@valeriabondar]

love this

[@Je4nO_T]

Just don't die 4HEAD

[@mattp283]

“i just got a new mineral, it’s raw copper” “we don’t need that, it’s useless” “ok i’ll drop it right now im sorry. i’m just a piece of shit” :((((

[@akaylan0]

Jesse wake up